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AzzGab => Radio & Podcasts => Topic started by: AC400KICK on June 20, 2022, 02:28:45 AM
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All things Michael Decon.
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All things Michael Decon.
Framinghammers, A 10-ton Warren wrench, fucking something else... I don't remember now.
It's amazing, how much more effective this kind of posting can be when I actually do it right and have some inkling of an understanding about why I'm doing it at all.
Jackstar cares. Jackstar also needs maintenance. I don't mean like truck maintenance or car maintenance or house maintenance although I'm sure I need those too but I mean like like psychosocially and like laundry wise and I don't need sexual maintenance fuck I did that today but I also need some proofreading help cuz I'm not going to proof read this I don't fucking care and what else do I need God my fucking kitchen holy shit.
I'm going to call this one guy I fucked in my kitchen and then see what happens and I'll get back to you on some kind of level.
Editor note I didn't fuck anybody in the kitchen. This concludes the debrief.
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All things Michael Decon.
I went to his IRC. (I love IRC.) I roll in, the place is the silence of The Damned. something about Jackstar caring is too much for some. I hung out for a bit. Now, this is some months later since I first logged in there, I idled perhaps a total of seven (7) times, nothing happening at all, unfailingly cordial and certainly largely polite tiny chats... and no doubt lively discussions not in front of me, that's for sure: none of my business, I haven't turned on the computer one would use, and rather than do that, I'm going to each for another beer.
NOTHING is getting done unless it is related to watching the grass grow. I don't know what would be done, really. I could record? I could sleep? fuck I don't know. Technically I could put needles in the fire but I don't see any reason beyond boredom. I would rather just politely decline, so as give someone a chance to model good behavior.
I think i'm going to have to get a personal psychic reading. No shortage of bias here. It is not efficacious to have one's primary source of intelligence be feverish pipe dreams served in a cloudy ashtray. And yet there are no people here... not many people anywhere, really. (Go bears.) So not too much trouble picking out one neighborly mind-talk patter from the white noise hiss. Some people are a lot better at hearing this stuff than I am, but I brought the KUCZI Oscillating Overthruster to the table, innovating mad tech along the way; sometimes I get pretty accurate reads on what people are thinking and saying, dozens of miles away. I am accurate at the time of listening, sure. Getting tuned up with scores of Terror Tarot Ladies for months on end with hardly any break or pause in the study has made me at least mildly skilled in figuring out what's going on.
I mean if one's divination skills are not up to the task of simply using Tarot decks to find out what one's X-GF (*sad trombone*) is doing to try and steal your house, one isn't really trying hard enough.
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#livinglegend
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You guys are mean. :'(. 58D!!
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https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1564237152552108035
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https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1564237152552108035
I am listening to this right now, pure gold! lol
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I am listening to this right now, pure gold! lol
Can I quote you in my thank you letter to (Blank)?
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https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1564237152552108035
The Takeaway: Rubini has burned bridges all throughout the industry.
https://youtu.be/radsTxo06oM
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The Takeaway: Rubini has burned bridges all throughout the industry.
My name is Clifford. It was my maternal grandfather’s name, and he died before I was born, and since I have yet to pierce The Veil... I haven't yet communicated with him.
But the impression I am getting, is that the happiness of my ancestors...
at least, as insofar as building bridges over precipices go, is that their estimation of me and my high-performance lifestyle has been uniformly
POSITIVE.
Dear Dave: the femur was AN ACCIDENT
What you did was deliberate.
MY RESPONSE IS... thank you!
THE HOUNDS OF THE BASKERVILLES
HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED
4 YEARS.
Let the cough syrup take hold, Coward. RUB! RUB!
I DON'T HUNGER FOR FEET BUT I DO HUNGER FOR HER FLESH. OM NOM NOM.
ZUGSINZWANGSTAR. COMMANDING. EXCELSIOR
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These people are fucking pussies, mang. All too easy. Game over... already? Yep. Goddam.
ZUGSINZWANGSTAR. COMMANDING. EXCELSIOR
Yes, honey, I solved a global health care crisis and provided the final piece--the cure for (blank)--and instead of putting it all in a box that I paid $54.95 for and then *shoved* it at you, I took Lady Gag to The Fag Prom instead.
What? Cheer up, at least I didn't leave you with another mouth to feed.
(So... who's the MOST HIGH bad bitch jealous g-d now? huh? Answer me!!! :)
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Look at me: using an emoticon in public and I actually like it. Ugh. I feel like I could lie around in a bathtub for days and still never feel clean. Yyucky.
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https://youtu.be/radsTxo06oM
>white people
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The Takeaway: Rubini has burned bridges all throughout the industry.
Rubini's rebuttal smackdown (https://rubinigab.com/index.php?topic=3617.msg6481#msg6481)
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https://youtu.be/0urgf87R2uE
Hate me because I'm still alive, I'm beautiful, and I'm not getting out of bed early in the morning to go to work; fuck you. Get serious.
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I am not kidding. Do I look like I'm kidding?
I know I have a sex drive and I don't give a shit about working on a farm, but I can guarantee you that if all the women ever loved suddenly spontaneously resurrected and showed up here at this farm I would throw them the keys and run and not give a shit about who would follow me.
I won't feel safe until I choke the life out of Gary/Barry Bossy/Goosey with my two (dead/both) hands. You got a plan for that, Playboy/Bright_Boy? Just wondering I'm going to sit on my ass and drink beer until the room stops spinning around my head.
In other words, in a nutshell: mission accomplished. Just so much better than my idea. Whatever that was, I don't remember. I don't know let's get on YouTube and then celebrate people that rape their mothers.
No, no no, you go ahead I'll catch up. I think I'm going to see a portal opening any second now.
Rubini's rebuttal smackdown (https://rubinigab.com/index.php?topic=3617.msg6481#msg6481)
She told me that she ran away. Of course I heard a lot of stories from a lot of them. And not one police officer ever contacted me.
Must have been an oversight. Now, people know.
Fuck them purple and red and gold and yellow and on fire for all I care, some little coward bitch told some one person that he should call me and tell me to forget about her so after a few months I did and then somebody else told me that I had to forget about the new one too. In fact I had to forget about absolutely everyone except for one person who turned out to be a fucking cop who was working with them all this whole time. At this point I just might as well just forget to fucking bathe myself in any thing except for buckets of owl’s blood.
How's that Network? j/k, idfgaf
I guess you figured out which of you is blaming for this is an internal matter. You know doesn't involve me so you guys can pay each other off to find out who's going to fucking eat shit and die for all I give a fuck.
Let me know when somebody's ready to tell me what's going on as you continue to negotiate your long overdue surrender, when you're done behaving like cowardly little bitches I'll come back down to Earth from Limbo. Haha, you think I'm kidding, portal—*jugular strike*
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I know I have a sex drive [...] Earth from Limbo. Haha, you think I'm kidding, portal—*jugular strike*
#1) dUDE! Fourth is *good.* Hey, do you have any 'ludes? Azz is out.
#2) Relax, Puddin' Pop. Hey, do you have any 'ludes? Azz is out.
#3) I can't say you're next. Hey, do you have any 'ludes? Azz is out.
#4) yYES, YES, YVES, I *HAD* A SEX DRIVE... BUT AFTER JUST FIVE MINUTES WITH M. DECON... I AM NOT SO SURE I WILL EVER HAVE ONE AGAIN *gulp*.
#5) It's not "showtime" until one of the (Blank) Bros. says so, capiche? What? NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY 'LUDES, PILLHOUND, THESE ARE MINE. SHOO! SHOOO!! SUEY! SHOO!
(edit: I found (Azz|'ludes), up your ass, DEA, scram, beat it, yes, BEAT THE REACTOR UNTIL IT PRODUCES 'LUDES OUT YOUR ASS, BUDDE)
The other two + 7... or, wait, is it +9? Hey, fuck you Budde, I ain't your pal--yet--I can't take it to 11 without a spinal tap, and that's gonna take an authorization letter from OI! OI! See? I don't have a licence/loicence for that, CHECKMATE=CLICK *click*
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https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1623419035349135362
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I will hear it. :)
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https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1623419035349135362
Good show, i laughed my ass off when Decon said "real time" i almost spit Pocari Sweat on mai dakimakura
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I will hear it. :)
The audience is listening and silently judging.
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Good show, i laughed my ass off when Decon said "real time" i almost spit Pocari Sweat on mai dakimakura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60VQUreOTqI
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The audience is listening and silently judging.
I actually have an audience. You don't.
Tell me, how does it feel to make absolutely no money from your little "show?"
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I actually have an audience. You don't.
02/04/2023
How come you dont go to hospital and have them put a cast on that broken wrist of yours.?? You know, the longer you wait, the harder its going to be to set the bones correctly.
02/04/2023
Im just saying!
02/04/2023
Because no one is being allowed to help me yet.
02/04/2023
There's a battleaxe in charge of my security
02/05/2023
wow cool. so when I "teleport" a lot of things happen in quick succession. Microsoft Clippy would be proud if I hadn't had him sent to D.G. ;) Attach imageSend
02/06/2023
So, since when did you stop taking care of yourself?
02/06/2023
Christmas.
02/06/2023
Take it from someone who has lived with a severely broken wrist, since I broke it riding my skateboard when I was in 9th grade. I had a specialist from Seattle Hand Surgery Group do an operation on the complete non- union of my left scaffoid/ navicular bone, they took bone marrow from my hip and packed it in there, probably with some sort of surgical super glue, then they put some pins going through the bone. They kept me in a cast that immobilised my thumb in an erect position, I had to wear that cast for 16 months and after all that, I still have a broken wrist!! Im just saying, its affected every part of my life, and not in a good way. .. Just get yourself to a hospital. Thats not the kind of thing you should ignore. Im telling you this because I am your friend and I care for your well being. If you cant talk now, you can always call The Bat Phone!
02/07/2023
Mine got better. I don't know when I will get around to it. I'm fine. Thanks for asking!
02/08/2023
maybe they dissolved my bone glue on purpose? anyway it's fine; have a nice time; today's (PROT) birthday get him some thing nice
02/08/2023
What the actual Ehh
02/09/2023
haven't gone to a hospital yet. somehow I'll manage. meantime I don't know what's happened lately, but apparently I am loathed all over the world again. thank God I don't have children, they would be so disappointed.
2:24 PM
gosh I hope you got that message. it was important
2:24 PM
big black helicopter flying over my house real impressive they should pick up some trash on their way.
2:32 PM
I need to know who lives next door. Can you make that happen? I'd like to know that now, please. and if you hesitate at all, consider the fact that (PROT) wasn't allowed to ever talk to me again and you left her with a guy who raped her and shot her up with drugs, so it's no fucking wonder that she lost her mind, she could have had all that with me without the trouble of getting the herpes. so I need to know who lives next door. this is (PROT) , and I am not carrying a weapon I'm not a danger to anyone or myself, and I'm not go to jail at all for anything ever, but somebody sure the fuck is. (you have no idea how bad things really are, or how they were, and this entire city can catch on fire and burn to cinders for all I give a shit. houses owned by my trust is an unknown number and I'd like to fucking leave the goddamn house and take a fucking bath somewhere else, but because my neighbor is a fucking cunt who threatened my life and safety and Liberty because he didn't like my dialect I'm fucking staying in the goddamn house bcuz I'm terrified of these fucking idiot people. This is all documented. who's lazy now?
2:33 PM
I grew up watching cops treat my father like shit, that's why.
2:34 PM
please make sure that the watch Commander gets a copy of these texts, I wouldn't want anybody to miss out on any important clues.
3:30 PM
*I it's too late for me to call and talk . If your doing nothing call me around 1 pm and if you would like to drive out and get me and bring me back home if you want to play with my big ole cock fell I'll have it shaved and nice. Ready for you to drain for a couple of loads in the afternoon for a few hours. I'm sure you could deep throat it. . So if you call around noon or one I'll let you know." oh sorry oops, that's the wrong message a different (PROT) sent me that one. hang on
3:34 PM
" Just get yourself to a hospital. Thats not the kind of thing you should ignore. Im telling you this because I am your friend and I care for your well being. If you cant talk now, you can always call The Bat Phone! 02/07/2023” pretty sure I don't need a hospital, (PROT) . but (PROT) needed a hospital, and then she and her thug pig spook secret husband, tried to set me up to buy more drugs that I didn't want, and not only that I didn't even know they fucking existed. (you've probably never even seen the real thing, it's pretty remarkable. and a bunch of thug losers can run around and sell it all day and fucking babysit with her kids at night and they get oversight but I get fucking put through the ringer and my wife killed by boys in badges. sounds good. now do you know anybody down here I can talk to or do I have to hit the bars down on the wharf down by the river to score a bag? because I will turn my ass into a needles-into-the-scrote-shooting _actual_junkie sitting on the front steps of the goddam Hall of Justice before I go to a fucking hospital. Do you think I'm bluffing? I am not fucking bluffing.
3:36 PM
and I love that Number Barn is a website that has all these phone numbers and mysteriously has very low security and yet extremely sophisticated tools for people who are in law enforcement and the icon for the site is a pig snout... and I noticed that the text I'm sending to you are immediately not being copied back to me on this end, it's like I'm shouting into the void. good thing I'm not making this all up, because every word I'm saying to you is goddam true and you fucking know it.
3:38 PM
No one communicates with me. I am a political prisoner, I am being held INCOMMUNICADO, and no one has given a shit about me for my entire fucking life in this shit bag thug-ruled world, did you all fucking do the truth and you fucking lied to me for 10 fucking years. Reap the whirlwind.
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Tell me, how does it feel to make absolutely no money from your little "show?"
Exactly the same as you having an entire secret career behind my view that you didn't allow me to know about because you didn't want to share any of that information with me.
Exactly the fucking same. now I'm not sure exactly why this has blown up, and more to the point, I don't really care why: there is absolutely no use in my life for notoriety, money, or any criminal prosecution.
Nevertheless I continue to be persecuted. Now I don't really care what you do about this, but let me ask you something how does it feel to not make the millions and millions of dollars tens of millions of dollars that you all could have made off of this entire situation that you didn't fucking make because you fucking cut me out of the goddam planet.
I consider this an internal matter amongst you yokels, and I would imagine you could probably fucking take care of it a lot faster than this, but maybe you don't seem to understand the situation here: everyday that goes by without an acknowledgment to the truth is worse for you and better for me. I don't need money, got plenty, I don't need drugs they're cheap, not really necessary right now, I don't need a fucking lawyer, but you want to pay attention to the fact that this would have been easy to stop a lot sooner but somebody decided to keep on pushing it out so you might want to figure out what your fucking game plan is over there and fucking get it to fucking together, TO GET HER. you don't understand I'm not making a scene; I'm not acting out; I'm not causing a ruckus; this is my fucking actual fucking life, you twit.
How to go back to listen to your adorable interviewn your little radio show, how do you do that when you're talking to the guy who told you straight up who did what to who and then you fucking asked me... oh, *sigh*, I'm not even going to fucking bother, you know that's the worst thing, nobody gives a shit I would actually happen what they care about is that you fucking pissed me off big time, and you've misplaced your star witness too.
I don't really give a shit what you do about it. do you think you could do anything effective? If not maybe you should go to the hospital, and I'm not going anywhere.
I picked the good high ground to die on, didn't I? N’est-ce urmo pas? I don't think I even need to sleep, I can just sit here and remember what it's like to remember somebody getting raped and killed over and over and over in my memory just sitting right here in my chair, believe me, I don't need you to believe me.
What you all need, is for me to believe you, motherf— *click*
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I am a distant relative of Immanuel Kant.
https://youtu.be/efpCtpx-0mE?si=rJ5L5gVa-9Mp5bwC
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Do you have any idea how easy it is for a digital forensics team to figure out exactly where all those messages *actually* originated? THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING JOB.
This isn't about getting me laid.
THIS IS ABOUT ‽Īovv³₹.
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Do you have any idea how easy it is for a digital forensics team to figure out exactly where all those messages *actually* originated? THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING JOB.
This isn't about getting me laid.
THIS IS ABOUT ‽Īovv³₹.
If you really were that good you’d think Allison would’ve stayed with you rather than running off to fuck Rubini. Weird.
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If you really were that good you’d think Allison would’ve stayed with you rather than running off to fuck Rubini. Weird.
Dude they're sisters. She can f*** whoever she wants what the f*** do you f****** care f****** loser. Go back to spanking your meat from thinking about what you can't have. You're pathetic and disgusting.
NO DEALS.
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NOT_Q.
Adieu.
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Dude they're sisters. She can f*** whoever she wants what the f*** do you f****** care f****** loser. Go back to spanking your meat from thinking about what you can't have. You're pathetic and disgusting.
NO DEALS.
5:5
NOT_Q.
Adieu.
Seems like you’re describing yourself.
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She has questions about her friend.
https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/BAABywMv1V
Seems like you’re describing yourself.
She's a specialist. I'm a Sourcerœr. We are not the same.
If I were tapping side pieces, I would tap this. Ergo: I didn't tap anyone at all. Now, how jealous? Then, how envious?
I actually have an audience. You don't.
You actually want an audience. I don't.
Tell me, how does it feel to make absolutely no money from your little "show?"
It feels like you should stop compensating for being jelly by being envious instead. How does it feel to be envious? Because you are NOT taking anything from me.
Except my advice. >Keep the talent happy.
Do you have any that aren't chained to a radiator, Penis Spanish Fly Trap?
/me retracts the query.
Some people only read me for the articles. Facts.
.SURRENDER.TO.G-∆LL∆H.OR.FACE.REPRISALS. (Standards.)
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MIRTH👑IS👑MARTHA
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This is Dennis & Michelle Mickey. They live at {>KUCZÎ|(time.of.birth)} Whitehouse Avenue in FUK|_ē¡gî-h, WA.
I forget the zip code, S.W.A.T. Look it up on Bing®™!
Namastμ