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Title: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 06, 2022, 01:33:10 PM: Quote from: LASER on June 28, 2022, 06:05:24 AM
[Jack] can just go back to ploughing the forum into the ground. Keep [himself] in stitches while [he's] farming away on [his] own.

(Closed Caption Contest)

(https://i.imgur.com/5ysLHLR.png)

'KUDOS, KODOS!'
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 06, 2022, 11:22:46 PM: Who? Jack or Laser?
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 09:45:31 AM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 06, 2022, 11:22:46 PM
Who?

Laser.

(https://i.imgur.com/tP6XNR6.png)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Covid Kat on July 07, 2022, 01:55:02 PM: Quote
Lazer Quit the Board

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Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 08:35:47 PM: Was Laser Clay Nelson? Is that why he up and left?
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 08:38:04 PM: That would explain the "stop digging" thing.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 10:40:44 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 09:45:31 AM
Laser.

(https://i.imgur.com/tP6XNR6.png)

Aw! Thanks again, Jerkstar. ::)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 10:58:42 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 10:40:44 PM
Aw! Thanks again, Jerkstar. ::)

I'm so old and my eyesight is so bad that I can't tell if your emoticon even means anything, or do I care? You know in your case emotions are probably the last thing you'll ever be betrayed by. You'll be buying your own press ’till the day they wheel out the guillotine.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 10:58:56 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 08:38:04 PM
That would explain the "stop digging" thing.

Somebody dug up Doug.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 10:59:34 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on July 07, 2022, 08:35:47 PM
Was Laser Clay Nelson? Is that why he up and left?

Blank Dweller.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:00:10 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 06, 2022, 11:22:46 PM
Who? Jack or Laser?

Why don't you try asking me, short stuff? Maybe you should pick on somebody your own size.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:00:40 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 10:58:42 PM
I'm so old and my eyesight is so bad that I can't tell if your emoticon even means anything, or do I care? You know in your case emotions are probably the last thing you'll ever be betrayed by. You'll be buying your own press ’till the day they wheel out the guillotine.

Fed.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:01:17 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on July 06, 2022, 01:33:10 PM
(Closed Caption Contest)

(https://i.imgur.com/5ysLHLR.png)

Tell me more about how you're afraid of looking like what you already know you are. Do you really think anybody doesn't know? I guess as long as you keep me ignorant you can pretend. That's going to get expensive.

For you.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:01:48 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:00:10 PM
Why don't you try asking me, short stuff?

Because I didn’t want pages worth of spam as a reply.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:02:26 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:00:40 PM
Fed.

Takes one to know one. You know as soon as they made me “an_intern” you g*ys lit up even brighter.

Which I didn't think was even possible. Live and learn.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:02:37 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:01:17 PM
Tell me more about how you're afraid of looking like what you already know you are. Do you really think anybody doesn't know? I guess as long as you keep me ignorant you can pretend. That's going to get expensive.

For you.

Sounds threatening.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:02:55 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:01:48 PM
Because I didn’t want pages worth of spam as a reply.

That's why you use the phone. Is this really your first day?
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:03:16 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:02:37 PM
Sounds threatening.

Master, to whom?
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:03:50 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:02:55 PM
That's why you use the phone. Is this really your first day?

No. I’m wise to your bullshit. ;)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:04:07 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:03:16 PM
Master, to whom?

You.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:04:52 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on July 06, 2022, 01:33:10 PM
'KUDOS, KODOS!'

I'll take unwanted dinosaur babies for the wood chipper for 5,000 quatloos, please.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 07, 2022, 11:05:12 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:04:07 PM
You.

Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:03:50 PM
No. I’m wise to your bullshit. ;)

Obviously.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:06:06 PM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:04:52 PM
I'll take unwanted dinosaur babies for the wood chipper for 5,000 quatloos, please.

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2018/O9FuU-.gif)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Jackstar on July 07, 2022, 11:29:48 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:06:06 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2018/O9FuU-.gif)

Fed.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 07, 2022, 11:31:02 PM: Quote from: Jackstar on July 07, 2022, 11:29:48 PM
Fed.

Yes you are, Tony.

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2018/O9FuU-.gif)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 08, 2022, 07:15:11 AM: Quote from: Adjuticant Pol on July 07, 2022, 11:01:17 PM
...

(https://c.tenor.com/OKM7sQ2d4YoAAAAC/pokemon-slowpoke.gif)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on July 08, 2022, 07:21:12 AM: Quote from: Jackstar on July 07, 2022, 11:29:48 PM
Fed.

Paranoiac.
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: Lazarus on July 31, 2022, 12:18:38 AM: (https://i.postimg.cc/J4N5M3VW/tenor.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: Worthauger on July 31, 2022, 12:28:14 AM: Quote from: Lazarus on July 31, 2022, 12:18:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/J4N5M3VW/tenor.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

Hi bob. Do you have a second knife you can spare? I need to make this binocular vision more binned. Oh never mind WELCOME TO THE FORUM, ~~ASSSHOLE~~ PAL
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on July 31, 2022, 12:35:05 AM: (https://preview.redd.it/v16osfmyb9q71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=19e4da324bd0671f7c5540ae032e9f8fa3e64b73)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board:
Post by: pate on July 31, 2022, 01:43:05 AM: Quote from: JaxTard on July 31, 2022, 12:28:14 AM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/2594d2b4f4cacf945da15acfb60765b8/tumblr_mryx7bg0Tp1qg4blro1_500.gif)

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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: AZZERAE on August 01, 2022, 07:18:07 PM: Quote from: Lazarus on July 31, 2022, 12:18:38 AM
...

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Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: Jackstar on August 01, 2022, 09:04:06 PM: Quote from: AZZERAE on August 01, 2022, 07:18:07 PM
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Get out of my way off the gangway, Purser. I am heading directly to the Capt.-Adm Commodore, I hear she's got a real itch to scratch and none of you primitive screw-heads know whether she's a witch, or she's Irish, or if she got fucked the wrong way by an Irish Setter, or -what-? Yeah, no one knows anything, except for one thing:

I wouldn't call her a bitch if I were you. Like, ever. Just do not do it. Anyway, if you hear her screaming, I'm sure that won't be unusual--if you hear me screaming, well Lad, it's nice to have met you, now get your filthy paw out of my face before you get back a fuckin' hook, you job-stealing motherfucker.

And if she tells me to fuck you next, it's going right in your ear. (I ain't like that. Poop? Eewww, gross.) You don't fucking talk to people like that, by the way.

You never know: the next g*y walking towards you might be your new... Leader.
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: Master Trollda on August 01, 2022, 09:13:01 PM: Quote from: KUCZIFER on August 01, 2022, 09:04:06 PM
Get out of my way off the gangway, Purser. I am heading directly to the Capt.-Adm Commodore, I hear she's got a real itch to scratch and none of you primitive screw-heads know whether she's a witch, or she's Irish, or if she got fucked the wrong way by an Irish Setter, or -what-? Yeah, no one knows anything, except for one thing:

I wouldn't call her a bitch if I were you. Like, ever. Just do not do it. Anyway, if you hear her screaming, I'm sure that won't be unusual--if you hear me screaming, well Lad, it's nice to have met you, now get your filthy paw out of my face before you get back a fuckin' hook, you job-stealing motherfucker.

And if she tells me to fuck you next, it's going right in your ear. (I ain't like that. Poop? Eewww, gross.) You don't fucking talk to people like that, by the way.

You never know: the next g*y walking towards you might be your new... Leader.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/400x/63154889.jpg)
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board:
Post by: Anniem on August 12, 2022, 10:09:42 PM: Quote from: Master Trollda on August 01, 2022, 09:13:01 PM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/400x/63154889.jpg)

You on vacation?
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board: ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES LATER AGAIN THEN. FINE.
Post by: Jackstar on August 12, 2022, 10:15:28 PM: Quote from: Anniem on August 12, 2022, 10:09:42 PM
You on vacation?

Pre-honeymoon jitters. Hey, can we slam some speed when this is all over? Just kidding. I'm going to do that now, come on over if you want. It's fine.

We're fine. Are you fine? I'm fine. Let's have some wine.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Laser on August 16, 2022, 10:56:57 AM: A day without Jackstar is like a day without, well ... vomit.

(https://i.postimg.cc/024R66nY/avatar-71-1660312399.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: pate on August 16, 2022, 06:14:17 PM: Quote from: Laser on August 16, 2022, 10:56:57 AM
A day without Jackstar is like a day without, well ... vomit.

(https://i.postimg.cc/024R66nY/avatar-71-1660312399.png) (https://postimages.org/)

JaxTard is spending the day shitting up BellGab...

Looks like he is on yet another meth bender.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Lazarus on August 17, 2022, 06:22:11 AM: Quote from: Laser on August 16, 2022, 10:56:57 AM
A day without Jackstar is like a day without, well ... vomit.

(https://i.postimg.cc/024R66nY/avatar-71-1660312399.png) (https://postimages.org/)

A day without Jackstar is like a day without gerbils for Richard Gere.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Landstreicher on August 17, 2022, 06:24:33 AM: Quote from: Lazarus on August 17, 2022, 06:22:11 AM
A day without Jackstar is like a day without gerbils for Richard Gere.

A day without Jackstar is like a day without roadkill.

Gerbil sandwiches anyone? Hold the mayo.
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Laser on August 17, 2022, 06:40:11 AM: Quote from: pate on August 16, 2022, 06:14:17 PM
JaxTard is spending the day shitting up BellGab...

Looks like he is on yet another meth bender.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

And he has only 2 weeks to straighten up and plead mercy before the Cowlitz County Court.

https://youtu.be/8g8S5pprk4I
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: pate on August 17, 2022, 06:33:15 PM: Quote from: Laser on August 17, 2022, 06:40:11 AM
And he has only 2 weeks to straighten up and plead mercy before the Cowlitz County Court.

...

HAH!

What is/are the charge(s)?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6191/6049199294_58d6845d22_b.jpg)

I imagine "Public Nuisance" is one of them...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Laser on August 18, 2022, 07:02:20 AM: Quote from: pate on August 17, 2022, 06:33:15 PM
HAH!

What is/are the charge(s)?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6191/6049199294_58d6845d22_b.jpg)

I imagine "Public Nuisance" is one of them...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

You won't get a straight answer from our main boy, of course. Mr. Rubini has a number of nasty accusations, none of which I necessarily agree with or condone.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y96nD0WV/RG-3822.png) (https://postimg.cc/vgmtcQXL)

(https://i.postimg.cc/g2hvH5Rt/RG-6822.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Another One Quits the Board
Post by: Laser on August 19, 2022, 04:14:20 AM: Quote from: pate on August 17, 2022, 06:33:15 PM
HAH!

What is/are the charge(s)?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6191/6049199294_58d6845d22_b.jpg)

I imagine "Public Nuisance" is one of them...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

The straight facts:

(https://i.postimg.cc/W3KyzxYc/MCK1.png) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/J7Dgv4tr/MCK2.png) (https://postimg.cc/K4bJgbnw)

(https://i.postimg.cc/fRKgmVqK/MCK3.png) (https://postimg.cc/pmmZtLHh)

Hope he has a good lawyer.

Oh wait, he's probably going to defend himself. Arrgh!

#ShitOutOfLuck
Title: Re: Another One Joins the Board: or Fat Man reprise
Post by: pate on April 29, 2023, 05:33:21 AM: Quote from: Worthauger on July 31, 2022, 12:28:14 AM
Hi bob. Do you have a second knife you can spare? I need to make this binocular vision more binned. Oh never mind WELCOME TO THE FORUM, ~~ASSSHOLE~~ PAL

https://youtu.be/5KZls2l-fZc

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)