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AzzGab => BellGab => Topic started by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 07:30:05 AM
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Den of faggotry.
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This place doesn't look like anything to me.
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Who is this and what have they done for anyone lately?
(https://i.postimg.cc/hjP9GmF9/Enard-P-Farkwark.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Asking for a fiend ... literally.
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Who is this and what have they done for anyone lately?
(https://i.postimg.cc/hjP9GmF9/Enard-P-Farkwark.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Asking for a fiend ... literally.
Oof. That guy.
I actually did a show (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F3WuAaBEkAHproSpTdAx6ws2WNcUoH0d/view) about him, that can be found in the Azzcast archives.
Giving it a listen should clear up any queries.
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Oof. That guy.
I actually did a show (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F3WuAaBEkAHproSpTdAx6ws2WNcUoH0d/view) about him, that can be found in the Azzcast archives.
Giving it a listen should clear up any queries.
He may have aligned himself with a new terrorist. You get my drift.
(https://i.postimg.cc/dt90txBT/EPF.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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I really can’t understand why so many Bellgabers made a home there but, sadly, a lot of posters who I enjoyed have for some baffling reason. ???
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I really can’t understand why so many Bellgabers made a home there but, sadly, a lot of posters who I enjoyed have for some baffling reason. ???
I am sure they are enjoying thinking what they think my alter ego is writing.
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There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)
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There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)
For some reason I thot Meatnozzle was an alter ego for mod KSM.
He did post for a while on old BG and did often spring a good one.
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an alter ego for mod KSM
How is he with banana spiders?
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How is he with banana spiders?
(https://i.postimg.cc/XJ275622/BS.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Once the banana spiders reach maturity, they leave their networks in search of a suitable partner. Men typically use web features to identify potential partners.
Girls are usually reconciled in their early teens, after their last breath, and after breastfeeding.
More than one man competes with women for the opportunity to adapt. Competition for space on the Internet can be tough, but men rarely engage in physical warfare. Young people usually leave their areas in large areas.
Men often approach women during breastfeeding, giving them the opportunity to approach without aggression. It also means that she lives when she makes her point.
The golden sphere takes its name from its web color – golden or yellow when it hits the sun. Women create large networks up to 1 meter long.
Other little spiders can live in it. Bananas steal cobwebs and attach prey to it.
When homosexuals, they sometimes fall into the trap of a woman and eat them before they can move.
https://www.pestinfo.net/banana-spider-facts-dangers-treatments.html
(https://i.postimg.cc/gJRbz9CX/fascinating-mr-spock.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE . I kinda like the cut of his jib. He should start posting here.
(https://imgur.com/i3rgxR8.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvfnQqZWL8
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(https://imgur.com/i3rgxR8.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvfnQqZWL8
Highly dubious. Rubini really doesn’t seem all that bright.
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There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
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Sure enough the PC police showed up in the form of someone name Polka Dot requesting TigerLily’s moderation. ;D
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requesting
... Weak.
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... Weak.
It’s all weak tea over there.
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all weak tea
With the right milkers and a whole lot of tumouric, something could really be made out of the place.
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With the right milkers and a whole lot of tumouric, something could really be made out of the place.
Not with guys like THRUST MEATNOZZLE giving the womenfolk over there the vapors.
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https://youtu.be/pjq3vQV6v-Y
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No, it’s here to gay.
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I thought it was there. How many pages is the watch thread for the new season of the reboot of Queer Eye? I heard they’re going to focus on straight purebloods. (http://hxxps://instagram.com/p/CVttQGVvU8p/)
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... THRUST MEATNOZZLE ...
https://youtu.be/JQ2Y11KbonE
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Frontwoman Urinates on Willing Fan LIVE ONSTAGE!
https://popculture.com/music/news/brass-against-sophia-urista-urinates-willing-fan-live-onstage/
Sadistic perverts like Barf Ell really get off on this.
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Frontwoman Urinates
Welcome to another hour of Celebrity Amateur Showdown.
Expect no new content, Champ. *lick*
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Welcome to another hour of Celebrity Amateur Showdown.
Expect no new content, Champ. *lick*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJTreK9gO8
The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.
Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJTreK9gO8
The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.
Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*
This post *triggered* me in an amusing way, see my "ReEEEEEE: @Muzak thread (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=5.msg14013#msg14013)"
Would you let JaxTar know that his code-book is sadly out-dated, but meets minimum check-out standards? Do me a solid: I have him on manual *ignore*, TIA.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdQnZLEWNo
Courtesy of an old maple slurper.
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The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.
Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*
https://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0
You are better than this. B-5, is standing by, in order… to go live.
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Ask Bart Anything (And Other Such Nonsense):
Where would EllGab be without the Son of Adolph Hitler to kick around?
There's always Rikki Gins playing tickety-boo.
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I swear, as I live and breathe... it's getting better everyday.
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Where would EllGab be without the Son of Adolph Hitler to kick around?
DDD provides a whole lot o' punch. Someone owes someone royalties.
(https://i.postimg.cc/g27NvtzM/DDD.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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Where did all the Karma (https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma) go or am I imagining things?
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Where did all the Karma (https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma) go or am I imagining things?
No, it’s gone. My ex-wife was asking about it just yesterday. ;)
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Lee had SMF pared down to the essentials.
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No, it’s gone. My ex-wife was asking about it just yesterday. ;)
What is your exes username?
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What is your exes username?
What’s a username?
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What’s a username?
Screen name.
Yours is Master Trollda.
What's hers?
I assume she's an EllGabber.
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Screen name.
Yours is Master Trollda.
What's hers?
I assume she's an EllGabber.
No, my ex IRL.
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No, my ex IRL.
She knows about this little world?
Kudos.
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Good thing you can keep things civil with your ex.
All Jack's exes are dead.
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Good thing you can keep things civil with your ex.
All Jack's exes are dead.
Even Pochahontas? ???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53xhB9res9A
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(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5B1C3zV/EG.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/6pkFR39w/care-bear.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v4vPwGgS)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5B1C3zV/EG.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Imagine, being this obsessed with scheduling.
(https://i.postimg.cc/6pkFR39w/care-bear.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v4vPwGgS)
Sad!!
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All EllGabbers (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) welcome.
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Yeah, get over here, you pussies. :P
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Yeah, get over here, you pussies. :P
I'll just keep watching this reboot of The Brady Bunch all by myself. I don't need your synopses, Maggots.
I'm fine. Titans for asking.
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I'll just keep watching this reboot of The Brady Bunch all by myself. I don't need your synopses, Maggots.
I'm fine. Titans for asking.
Seriously, how are you?
Asking for a bunch of Punylings.
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Seriously, how are you?
Asking for a bunch of Punylings.
I know you this wasn't addressed to me, but he doesn't seem to be doing very well at all.
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Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.
There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.
I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!
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Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.
There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.
I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!
What an insecure loser. ::)
I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔
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What an insecure loser. ::)
I guess he's scared of giving us any promo.
God forbid anyone registers here for fucks sake.
I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔
I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.
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I guess he's scared of giving us any promo.
God forbid anyone registers here for fucks sake.
I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.
I just figured you were being particular about who you let in. I remember awhile back more seemed to be registering but I think you said most of them bots or something.
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I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.
Easy there, Azz. Remember. I live in one, lol. ;) ;D
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I just figured you were being particular about who you let in. I remember awhile back more seemed to be registering but I think you said most of them bots or something.
No, no. I have an open door policy and there are currently no bans in place.
Even Mr. Boring has an account here that he doesn't use.
I do get bots try register, and they're easy to fish out.
But no new legit registrations for a while now.
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Easy there, Azz. Remember. I live in one, lol. ;) ;D
I know you do.
I'm just saying, the age range of the average L-Gabber is elderly.
We have a little more variety in the demographics of the user base here on AzzGab.
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Starr, you're on EllGab.
Can you help answer Trollda's question?
I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔
What do you find appealing about the place?
Anything specific?
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Starr, you're on EllGab.
Can you help answer Trollda's question?
What do you find appealing about the place?
Anything specific?
Note: Sorry, I misread that at first as you asking me what I find appealing about here.
Your emphasis on free speech. Bart’s just another establishment tyrant. It’s amazing to me how many people actually seem to want that though. I guess Freud was right. Freedom is a great power and with it, of course, comes great responsibility and that scares the hell out of most so they’d rather surrender, submit and relinquish their freedom than fight for it. Sad.
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Starr, you're on EllGab.
Can you help answer Trollda's question?
What do you find appealing about the place?
Anything specific?
Some of the folks I made friends with on the real BellGab, and when it was still CoastGab, are on EllGab now. We're friends regardless of what forum we communicate on.
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Some of the folks I made friends with on the real BellGab, and when it was still CoastGab, are on EllGab now. We're friends regardless of what forum we communicate on.
Be honest. You long for the kind of jackbooted thuggery you get at Ellgab. ;)
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Be honest. You long for the kind of jackbooted thuggery you get at Ellgab. ;)
I can get that anywhere. What's yur point? ??? ::) ;D :-*
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I can get that anywhere. What's yur point? ??? ::) ;D :-*
Just make sure you follow all Bart’s rules. ;)
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Just make sure you follow all Bart’s rules. ;)
Well, if they are standard TOS rules, I do. Ya know I made it to the Hall Of Fame some years back. The thing is, I forgot how I did it. :-[ ::)
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Well, if they are standard TOS rules, I do. Ya know I made it to the Hall Of Fame some years back. The thing is, I forgot how I did it. :-[ ::)
You’ll always be in the Bellgab Hall of Fame in my mind. :)
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You’ll always be in the Bellgab Hall of Fame in my mind. :)
Ooohh, Master Trollda. Thank you so much. :-*
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Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.
There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.
I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!
Double-check that with either Sistarr or Walks, I think B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) has their/its site set up so that "guests" or members that are not logged in are restricted from viewing certain threads. It is probably still there, but they/them/it are afraid to present what theythe hobo elite have to say about this site in the open.
You know, if I still have an "active" account there: I am tempted to go change the password and share it with certain trusted individuals on my "Buddy List" so that they can go in there and see what is going on. I would, of course, recommend NOT posting as me lest it reslut in a ban or some-such shit. Probably once the vagina B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) reads this post of mine (or hears about it) they/them/it will quickly de-activate my account. That sounds like the sort of pussy-move they/them/it would make.
4:1 odds on that...
@Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18): maybe you could be a dear and go login over there and look-up my user page & take a screenshot? I for one would be intardasted to see how long it's been since I logged in there? I am betting it was either before the first https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1 (https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1) was set up, or in the brief interim between that one and this when I was not informed.
BTW: I am still a bit hurt that I had to randomly stumble-upon this place and no-one, not even dear departed K_Dubb, bothered to let me know. I will keep you all on my "Buddies List" because I am a nice guy. Butt Still, that was quite rude.
Hugs and all that gay-ass stuff.
Gawd, I almost want to see JaxTard back; all this kissy-kissy shit the past day or so is a bit too saccharine for my tastes, can we get back to the friendly nut-slapping already?
https://youtu.be/cIWd8JCB8jc
Axing for a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Double-check that with either Sistarr or Walks, I think B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) has their/its site set up so that "guests" or members that are not logged in are restricted from viewing certain threads. It is probably still there, but they/them/it are afraid to present what theythe hobo elite have to say about this site in the open.
You know, if I still have an "active" account there: I am tempted to go change the password and share it with certain trusted individuals on my "Buddy List" so that they can go in there and see what is going on. I would, of course, recommend NOT posting as me lest it reslut in a ban or some-such shit. Probably once the vagina B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) reads this post of mine (or hears about it) they/them/it will quickly de-activate my account. That sounds like the sort of pussy-move they/them/it would make.
4:1 odds on that...
@Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18): maybe you could be a dear and go login over there and look-up my user page & take a screenshot? I for one would be intardasted to see how long it's been since I logged in there? I am betting it was either before the first https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1 (https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1) was set up, or in the brief interim between that one and this when I was not informed.
BTW: I am still a bit hurt that I had to randomly stumble-upon this place and no-one, not even dear departed K_Dubb, bothered to let me know. I will keep you all on my "Buddies List" because I am a nice guy. Butt Still, that was quite rude.
Hugs and all that gay-ass stuff.
Gawd, I almost want to see JaxTard back, all this kissy-kissy shit the past day or so is a bit too saccharine for my tastes, can we get back to the friendly nut-slapping already?
https://youtu.be/cIWd8JCB8jc
Axing for a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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It wouldn't let me do a screen shot, so I did a copy/paste. Does that help?
Outstanding, I think that was during the interim between this AssGrab and the last iteration, if I recall correctly?
Nautical Shore.
kissy-face emojji
You're just swell, thanks @Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18)!
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ediot: You are Ninja, @Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18): I completely missed how you so delicately avoided the question of whether or not the AzzGab thread over at L-Gab (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) was actually #scrubbed or if it was hidden behind the "log-in wall"?
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Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.
There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.
I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!
The lively discussion may have been on this thread.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
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What an insecure loser. ::)
I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔
It used to be fun and funny
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It used to be fun and funny
Bellgab used to be that but what specifically is fun for you about having your speech be curtailed by a tyrant?
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Bellgab used to be that but what specifically is fun for you about having your speech be curtailed by a tyrant?
Nothing. I hardly go.
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Nothing. I hardly go.
That’s indication of higher intelligence. Welcome! Post often. :)
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It used to be fun and funny
Those were the days ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUjhSBjxuXA
⬆ Uncanny resemblance to to Bart Ell ⬆
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That’s indication of higher intelligence. Welcome! Post often. :)
Thank you!
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The lively discussion may have been on this thread.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Azz banned Jackstar?
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Azz banned Jackstar?
(https://i.postimg.cc/1XXs0hJk/1612160650142.jpg)
No, he didn’t ban him. Jack’s just being a prima donna and is pouting because Azz didn’t follow one of his rules.
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Azz banned Jackstar?
(https://i.postimg.cc/1XXs0hJk/1612160650142.jpg)
Nay, Jackstar is pouting in a corner of his own accord. As for EllGab, Jackalope is like some wild creature from the ID. They won't even let him in the ZOO.
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Azz banned Jackstar?
On the contrary, Jack rage quit.
Not a single person is banned from this board.
Everyone is welcome.
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The lively discussion may have been on this thread.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
You're right!
I confused the 'AzzGab at L-Gab' thread with the Jackstar apologist thread.
Nothing was scrubbed!
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On the contrary, Jack rage quit.
Not a single person is banned from this board.
Everyone is welcome.
What about married persons then?
hee hee hee
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LOL!
Too soon?
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LOL!
Too soon?
Or too late. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about. :D
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Or too late. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about. :D
I'm fairly used to that. Not a problem. :D
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Hey, Sparkle!
8)
Its lovely to see a new face here.
Welcome back!
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What about married persons then?
:o
What about 'em?
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No, he didn’t ban him. Jack’s just being a prima donna and is pouting because Azz didn’t follow one of his rules.
Like I.R. said (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=302.msg18381#msg18381), I'm enabling Jack's toxic behaviour by towing his line.
I'm not far from telling him to go fuck himself.
But we're not quite there yet.
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Like I.R. said (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=302.msg18381#msg18381), I'm enabling Jack's toxic behaviour by towing his line.
I'm not far from telling him to go fuck himself.
But we're not quite there yet.
My prescription: let sleeping dogs lie. Uncle Duke over there had an interesting analogy, saying that Jack’s like the Harlem Globetrotters: You know most of it’s just going to be goofing around but you also know that he can really play ball too when he wants to.
P.S. There is someone named Jackbo there right now. ;)
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It wouldn't let me do a screen shot, so I did a copy/paste. Does that help?
Any chance you know when I last logged in? ;D
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Note: Sorry, I misread that at first as you asking me what I find appealing about here.
Your emphasis on free speech. Bart’s just another establishment tyrant. It’s amazing to me how many people actually seem to want that though. I guess Freud was right. Freedom is a great power and with it, of course, comes great responsibility and that scares the hell out of most so they’d rather surrender, submit and relinquish their freedom than fight for it. Sad.
I will second this. I joined Ellgab when Bellgab was gone. Then I remained a "dual citizen" for awhile. There were people on Ellgab that did not make the transition back to BG. But eventually, it just became too much hassle and I stopped logging in. I had a preference for the less moderated, more open forum.
Then BG was gone again. And somehow I stumbled on this place. It has the exact feel of BG. Light moderation, open discussion. Free thinkers not worried about being in a clique or afraid of a little disagreement. I can't imagine preferring a place with bans and popularity contests (karma, registration dates, post counts) over this.
I probably don't say it often enough. Thanks to Azz for picking up where Lee left off. This is certainly the board that is the true heir to the Bellgab legacy (even if EG has more posters.)
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I will second this. I joined Ellgab when Bellgab was gone. Then I remained a "dual citizen" for awhile. There were people on Ellgab that did not make the transition back to BG. But eventually, it just became too much hassle and I stopped logging in. I had a preference for the less moderated, more open forum.
Then BG was gone again. And somehow I stumbled on this place. It has the exact feel of BG. Light moderation, open discussion. Free thinkers not worried about being in a clique or afraid of a little disagreement. I can't imagine preferring a place with bans and popularity contests (karma, registration dates, post counts) over this.
I probably don't say it often enough. Thanks to Azz for picking up where Lee left off. This is certainly the board that is the true heir to the Bellgab legacy (even if EG has more posters.)
Wow. I appreciate your kind words, WOTR.
I am at a loss for words myself right now, but I'm truly humbled that this is how you feel.
From the bottom of my heart-- this post means a lot.
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Hey, Sparkle!
8)
Its lovely to see a new face here.
Welcome back!
Thanks!
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Any chance you know when I last logged in? ;D
Here ya go, WOTR. ;) :D
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Thanks!
Hey, Kido! Cool to see you are here. ;D
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I heard on alt.fan.art-bell that Jackstar now has a lucrative career in Amway sales. Truth or trash?
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Jackstar
If I never had to see or hear that name again I'd die a happier man.
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What about married persons then?
hee hee hee
Oh god oh fuck, I just got this!
;D
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Hey, Kido! Cool to see you are here. ;D
Thanks! ;D
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On the contrary, Jack rage quit.
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(http://memecrunch.com/meme/26RKN/i-don-t-believe-you/image.png?w=400&c=1)
You really should learn to put the word "allegedly" in statements like that.
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(http://memecrunch.com/meme/26RKN/i-don-t-believe-you/image.png?w=400&c=1)
You really should learn to put the word "allegedly" in statements like that.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
So would it be
"On the allegedly, Jack rage quit."
:D
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MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER
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Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
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So would it be
"On the allegedly, Jack rage quit."
:D
Stylistically, I think it depends more on the writer. That works, however I might wright it: "...On the contrary, Jack allegedly rage quit..." and through in a final gerund (https://www.thefreedictionary.com/jacking) (or whatever you call that last comma separated statement) I might add; ".., Nautical Shore."
Or I might write an entire paragraph expanding and developing the "contrary" idea and throw in a "...Jack allegedly quit in a rage..." statement/phrase with the words "...obnoxious, dull and faux contrarian..." as descriptors elsewhere.
I also enjoy the employment of literal (as well as literary) imagery, which in this instance would lend itself to quite an "egg-headed" joke at JaxTard's expense. For instance, I could contrast the following image:
(https://www.tekportal.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/wordsmith.jpg)
with the his lack of skillz {sic} in that arena.
There are myriad ways to disguise, encode and otherwise lead astray the less astute among your readership. Done carefully, everyone has a laugh and only your actual target audience member(s) get the Real Joke.
As it were... I have said two mucks!
Apogees.
In short, the example you provided was perfectly sufficient and even terse when compared to my drivel above.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Stylistically, I think it depends more on the writer. That works, however I might wright it: "...On the contrary, Jack allegedly rage quit..." and through in a final gerund (https://www.thefreedictionary.com/jacking) (or whatever you call that last comma separated statement) I might add; ".., Nautical Shore."
Or I might write an entire paragraph expanding and developing the "contrary" idea and throw in a "...Jack allegedly quit in a rage..." statement/phrase with the words "...obnoxious, dull and faux contrarian..." as descriptors elsewhere.
I also enjoy the employment of literal (as well as literary) imagery, which in this instance would lend itself to quite an "egg-headed" joke at JaxTard's expense. For instance, I could contrast the following image:
(https://www.tekportal.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/wordsmith.jpg)
with the his lack of skillz {sic} in that arena.
There are myriad ways to disguise, encode and otherwise lead astray the less astute among your readership. Done carefully, everyone has a laugh and only your actual target audience member(s) get the Real Joke.
As it were... I have said two mucks!
Apogees.
In short, the example you provided was perfectly sufficient and even terse when compared to my drivel above.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Yes.
;)
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MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071
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It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071
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...golf...
(https://www.topendsports.com/resources/images/ball-sizes.jpg)
Apropos of nuttin': According to the info-graphic (https://www.topendsports.com/resources/equipment-ball-size.htm) above golf requires really small balls, second only to squash.
I think there is a NASCAR meme somewhere that relates to that, Nautical (https://neuticles.com/) Shore.
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62722787.jpg)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
ediot: /self-reported: off topic
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It is a long way to Marysville
150 miles up the noodle is nothing. I can be there in two hours (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K-bpTlZbWk?t=0). Who do you want whacked?
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My overtures of peace to EllGab were denied. Cinder them, (Blanky).
ediot: /self-reported: off topic
Now that I have added Tesseract Avoidance Software to my list of #Official-ly cleared plug-ins to my daily loadout, we--I mean, like, We, Humanity, like, as a species--don't really have to worry about staying "on topic" anymore. Really, is there any more bourgeoise concept? Pffft.
More on that later. Don't ask. Gives me a headache. Blows my high. I paid good money for this weed. Good blood money. Stop making me waste it.
Love to fam.
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My overtures of peace to EllGab were denied. Cinder them, (Blanky).
Now that I have added Tesseract Avoidance Software to my list of #Official-ly cleared plug-ins to my daily loadout, we--I mean, like, We, Humanity, like, as a species--don't really have to worry about staying "on topic" anymore. Really, is there any more bourgeoise concept? Pffft.
More on that later. Don't ask. Gives me a headache. Blows my high. I paid good money for this weed. Good blood money. Stop making me waste it.
Love to fam.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
Local constabulary seems ill-inclined to agree with your assertions of permissibility. Remember: as opportunities are seized, opportunities multiply.
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The worst performance of my life that I worked slowly in secret on for 32 years and they bought every minute of it. G-ddam. Et tu, Pâté?
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... -KSM- ...
That guy always struck me as an A-level douché. Who is he again?
All I can recall at the moment is that he(she?) was some D-List celeb type: either a Disc Jockey I never heard of or some no-talent hack with less name recognition than Neil Young.
Actually, consider that question rhetorical. I honestly don't care...
That is all, Carrie Anne.
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It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJiAK-s5a0
Yes, the Happy Gilmore story was based on an actual Canadian.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJiAK-s5a0
Yes, the Happy Gilmore story was based on an actual Canadian.
(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/why-people-are-bad-at-trivial-pursuit-73981.jpg)
Legend also has it that Bob Barker was some sort of Black Belt in the Art of Ninjistu.
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Here ya go, WOTR. ;) :D
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That Starr. I guess it has been awhile. There are still a few posters that I miss- but the few times that I looked at the site, I realized that it just does not hold that much appeal. So, I was active on it for almost a year... I wonder when Lee will put up the BG archive so that I can see my stats there? ;)
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Wow. I appreciate your kind words, WOTR.
I am at a loss for words myself right now, but I'm truly humbled that this is how you feel.
From the bottom of my heart-- this post means a lot.
I genuinely mean it. Your board has very much the same feel, and I do appreciate what you have done with the place. I even try not to splatter fecal matter on the walls. ;)
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That guy always struck me as an A-level douché. Who is he again?
All I can recall at the moment is that he(she?) was some D-List celeb type: either a Disc Jockey I never heard of or some no-talent hack with less name recognition than Neil Young.
Actually, consider that question rhetorical. I honestly don't care...
That is all, Carrie Anne.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Great. Now I'm trying to remember. A record producer or parasitic talent agent? It was something in the music business? I do recall a lot of posturing about how tough he was and how everybody needed to be scared of him. Reminded me of certain patrons from when i was a bouncer (and, to be honest, a few bouncers with "little man syndrome.") I always picture him standing around 5'4". :P
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That Starr. I guess it has been awhile. There are still a few posters that I miss- but the few times that I looked at the site, I realized that it just does not hold that much appeal. So, I was active on it for almost a year... I wonder when Lee will put up the BG archive so that I can see my stats there? ;)
I don't know, WOTR. I did the best I had to work with. I'm glad you are here. :-*
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Great. Now I'm trying to remember. A record producer or parasitic talent agent? It was something in the music business? I do recall a lot of posturing about how tough he was and how everybody needed to be scared of him. Reminded me of certain patrons from when i was a bouncer (and, to be honest, a few bouncers with "little man syndrome.") I always picture him standing around 5'4". :P
THAT WAS "BARTELL" I THINK.
HE WAS BORN IN MONTREAL CANADA AND LATER MOVED TO THE US WORKING AT ONE OF THE TOP 4 OR 5 RECORD COMPANIES.
ACCORDING TO HIM, HE WAS IN SOME BANDS, AND AT ONE TIME MADE FEW PARODY SONGS, AND SOME OF THEM WERE PLAYED ON THE HEWARD STERN SHOWS.
BUT -KSM- I THINK WAS ALSO SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
I THINK THAT HE WAS A JANITOR OR A SECURITY GUARD AT THE RECORDING STUDIO.
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THAT WAS "BARTELL" I THINK.
HE WAS BORN IN MONTREAL CANADA AND LATER MOVED TO THE US WORKING AT ONE OF THE TOP 4 OR 5 RECORD COMPANIES.
ACCORDING TO HIM, HE WAS IN SOME BANDS, AND AT ONE TIME MADE FEW PARODY SONGS, AND SOME OF THEM WERE PLAYED ON THE HEWARD STERN SHOWS.
BUT -KSM- I THINK WAS ALSO SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
I THINK THAT HE WAS A JANITOR OR A SECURITY GUARD AT THE RECORDING STUDIO.
I believe you have a far better memory than I. That was Bart who was the big shot record guy. But I maintain that I was correct about KSM being 5'4" tall and suffering from little man syndrome.
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I believe you have a far better memory than I. That was Bart who was the big shot record guy. But I maintain that I was correct about KSM being 5'4" tall and suffering from little man syndrome.
NO, YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM WITH AZZ.
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YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM WITH AZZ.
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I thought little sean was the pretend musician. After awhile they all blend into one big douchebag amalgamate
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After awhile they all blend into one big douchebag amalgamate
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pfsneLSSM
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MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
Welcome to the new neighbourhood neighborhood aka Rainbow Place!
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Welcome to the new neighbourhood neighborhood aka Rainbow Place!
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=53.0;attach=816;image)
WTF is that thing distracting Dave?
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WTF is that thing distracting Dave?
He sees the dilation station on Diversity drive
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MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)
HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15
sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4
HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85
"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!! Fuck sakes! There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC so ordering a pizza, whatever, is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"
MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818
NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw
O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)
https://archive.ph/FjL5P
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, Lance Goings.
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THAT Fine Look Floors TRUCK WRAP IS ONE OF THE MOST UGLY DESIGNS I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.
WFT IS THAT?
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WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)
HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15
sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4
HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85
"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!! Fuck sakes! There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC so ordering a pizza, whatever, is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"
MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818
NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw
O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)
https://archive.ph/FjL5P
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, Lance Goings.
He is one arrogant dimly lit cuck.
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LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.
WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.
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LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.
WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.
They have the thread if anyone is interested there.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026
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LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.
WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.
They have the thread if anyone is interested there.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026
THAT FUCKFACE -KSM- Lance Goings MUST BE A MEMBER HERE, I THINK.
OTHERWISE WHY WOULD HE MADE THAT THREAD ON EllGab.
SO HE COMES HERE ON REGULAR BASIS TO READ POSTS.
I'M SURE THAT DOLT READ THAT POST ABOUT HIMSELF ALREADY, AND NOW IS SHITTING BRICKS. LOL
AND IS SCARED TO POST ANY RESPONSE TO IT.
GUTLESS BIG MOUTH COWARD, PAPER TIGER CUNT, SOIBOY SNOWFLAKE :)
APPARENTLY BartEll IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY, SO HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS POST ON EllGab DOWN. LOL
PURE FUCKING GOLD :) :)
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SO IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TOTALLY LAME AND STUPID BartEll IS NOT TAKING DOWN THAT POST BY MR.DOLT KSM aka Lance Goings.
AND MR.DOLT KSM IS NOT POSTING.
BIG MOUTH BITCH MUST BE ON A SUICIDE WATCH NOW LOL :)
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I MIGHT BE CUT OFF FROM THE INTERNET DUTE TO A MASSIVE ICE STORM AND POWER OUTAGES IN MY COUNTY.
FUCKING ICE STORM, OVER 1,300 FLIGHTS GOT CANCELLED.
I'M GLAD I ORDERED TWO 8-B LAST NIGHT.
PUMPKIN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME.
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I MIGHT BE CUT OFF FROM THE INTERNET DUTE TO A MASSIVE ICE STORM AND POWER OUTAGES IN MY COUNTY.
If you don't die of the snow, I hope you die of the blow.
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If you don't die of the snow, I hope you die of the blow.
CONTROL YOUR THRILLS
I HOPE YOU WILL DIE FROM THE PILLS
OR FROM THE RAZOR BLADE SLIDIN' LENGTHWISE ON YOUR VEINS
TO LET THE BLOOD DRAIN
TO EASE YOUR PAINS
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What about married persons then?
hee hee hee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWkePWckXM
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WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)
HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15
sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4
HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85
"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!! Fuck sakes! There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC so ordering a pizza, whatever, is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"
MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818
NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw
O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)
https://archive.ph/FjL5P
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, Lance Goings.
LOL, COWARD BIG MOUTH PAPER TIGER KSM ON SUICIDE WATCH, HIDING, NOT POSTING ON EllGab ANYMORE.
WATCH FOR A NEW MEMBER REGISTERING ON EllGab, 99% IT WILL BE HIM.
Something-Something aka Lance Goings PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS KSM
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I like Lance. Besides bateman he’s probably the coolest one there. In fact, he’s so cool he should be here instead.
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LOL, COWARD BIG MOUTH PAPER TIGER KSM ON SUICIDE WATCH, HIDING, NOT POSTING ON EllGab ANYMORE.
I'm not going to watch for his suicide. He sends me textual narrative snippets every time while he's watching the ankle bleed out.
I'm not going to lie, I sometimes wonder if the convenience of instant World skipping is worth it.. but I kind of like the fact that I'm still alive and I haven't killed myself and I'm not a big f****** coward pussy who hides behind a bunch of threats and b******* while frontin’ that is so awesome.
Simple fact of the matter is, I no longer belong here, and neither does (PROT). READING MY POSTS OVER THE YEARS HAVE TAUGHT YOU ALL VERY WELL, so well, in fact, that I don't even know how to write in code anymore. You people figure out everything, I just can't hide my true nature of total confusion—I don't know any sources right now, and someone spread a rumor that I'm undisciplined, and so of course no one with discipline believes it to have absolutely no factual basis.
I don't know how you manage to convince a person that it's a great idea to continually harass someone for a solid 27 years and not making any adjustments, that's okay I'm pretty smart I can probably make some adjustments myself. All it takes is the will and a word.
I better just go f*** someone else and get a new job that will fix everything. I have no choice. You forced me into it by never bothering to pay attention to a single goddam thing I ever said that turned me on.
brb; voicemail
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I'm not going to watch for his suicide. He sends me textual narrative snippets every time while he's watching the ankle bleed out.
I'm not going to lie, I sometimes wonder if the convenience of instant World skipping is worth it.. but I kind of like the fact that I'm still alive and I haven't killed myself and I'm not a big f****** coward pussy who hides behind a bunch of threats and b******* while frontin’ that is so awesome.
Simple fact of the matter is, I no longer belong here, and neither does (PROT). READING MY POSTS OVER THE YEARS HAVE TAUGHT YOU ALL VERY WELL, so well, in fact, that I don't even know how to write in code anymore. You people figure out everything, I just can't hide my true nature of total confusion—I don't know any sources right now, and someone spread a rumor that I'm undisciplined, and so of course no one with discipline believes it to have absolutely no factual basis.
I don't know how you manage to convince a person that it's a great idea to continually harass someone for a solid 27 years and not making any adjustments, that's okay I'm pretty smart I can probably make some adjustments myself. All it takes is the will and a word.
I better just go f*** someone else and get a new job that will fix everything. I have no choice. You forced me into it by never bothering to pay attention to a single goddam thing I ever said that turned me on.
brb; voicemail
SEATTLE BITCH
YOU SOUND SUICIDAL
AS TO READING YOUR POSTS.
ONLY PRECIOUS FEW OF THEM WERE COHERENT ENOUGH TO INDULGE IN THEIR CONTEXT.
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A LOSER
AS TO FINDING A NEW JOB, TRY KNITTING SOCKS AND SWEATERS FOR PRISONERS
THE WAY YOU ARE LIVING YOUR LIFE SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL END UP THERE.
ALSO YOU NEVER EXPLAINED WHY YOU KILLED YOUR CAT AND FALSLY ACCUSED MOEAW AND HER SON FOR IT?
WERE YOU THAT HIGH ON DRUGS THAT YOU DIDN'T REMEMBERED WHAT YOU DID?
#you
#will
#never
#be
#me
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IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A LOSER
He's, like, a real loser.
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MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)
HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15
sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4
HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85
"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!! Fuck sakes! There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC so ordering a pizza, whatever, is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"
MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818
NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw
O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)
https://archive.ph/FjL5P
FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, Lance Goings.
LOL,
QUESTION ??
Is there a bigger pussy on EllGab besides KSM aka Lance Goings.
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DDD provides a whole lot o' punch. Someone owes someone royalties.
(https://i.postimg.cc/g27NvtzM/DDD.png) (https://postimages.org/)
CASUS BELLI
Years ago, Deitrich doxxed Gunner to the max. There were harsh real world repercussions - criminal investigation, charges and consequences. This war is on.
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This war is on.
Hold my lawyer.
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Hold my lawyer.
At least we know why Gunner is so hard-nosed and gung ho. And why Dietrich deserves it hard.
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At least we know why Gunner is so hard-nosed and gung ho. And why Dietrich deserves it hard.
Meh, Gunner has no sense of humor about anything. I mean, obviously DD is a loon but I somehow have a feeling that Gunner isn’t much better.
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Definite Private Pyle vibes
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There used to be a whole lot of old Bart Ell comedy skits on YT I seem to recall. What happened? Maybe I was dreaming.
https://streamable.com/kyx2cu
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What happened?
Bill C-36?
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Bill C-36?
Wow! Even more guberment overreach. They just never stop, do they?
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Wow! Even more guberment overreach. They just never stop, do they?
https://youtu.be/bHrqrlZYsDA
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Snarky little Barf troll sean***** (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg383518#msg383518) and his ilk do love spreading the usual EG manure. He wouldn't have made such assumptions had he listened to last night's show. Heather's commitment to sound quality on KON is obvious. She knows what she is doing and she has learned a great deal from all her years around music.
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"Posts: 16068"
lol. thats like 15 posts a day, every day for 3 years
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Spittle Sean has been pondering this for days. He should know better.
By the way, what's her third race? White, Chinese & ??? She says that she's "3."
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Hey, I just want you all to know that I woke up this morning and immediately punched myself in the mouth with my phone. It is my hope that this news is received with the spirit it is given: sheer delight
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Hey, I just want you all to know that I woke up this morning and immediately punched myself in the mouth with my phone. It is my hope that this news is received with the spirit it is given: sheer delight
To be fair, your phone owed you a punch in the mouth at a bare minimum.
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Snarky little Barf troll sean***** (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg383518#msg383518) and his ilk do love spreading the usual EG manure. He wouldn't have made such assumptions had he listened to last night's show. Heather's commitment to sound quality on KON is obvious. She knows what she is doing and she has learned a great deal from all her years around music.
Heather
Wanna Take a Ride to the Pahrimp Car Dealerdhip next week with me? Tell Tony the Tigress, hello for me honey.
We should get back to where we once belong.
Or, not.
😆
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https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=10.msg391698#msg391698
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https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014-03-01-show/
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https://avalonlibrary.net/?dir=Coast_to_Coast_AM_audio
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The Ruben in question, wasn't that Roy masters''' son? I used to flip the dial around when art had a shitty guest on and listen to Roy or old time radio shows, occasionally brother stair. Roy was a real hoot always putting all the callers problems in life on resentment for their mother/father.
I guess somebody shoulda clued Roy jr in not to pull the curtain too far back on the C2C circus
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Roy was a real hoot always putting all the callers problems in life on resentment for their mother/father.
Many such cases.
I guess somebody shoulda clued Roy jr in not to pull the curtain too far back on the C2C circus
This is fine!
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Interesting historical reminiscence on the dawn of EllGab
Bartcast E01 Added date to Internet Archive 2018-08-03
Features @Poney Boy Sunset, @Yorkshire Pudd, @Michael Decon, @Starr Mountain
https://youtu.be/9iyYcgnEIa8
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Interesting historical reminiscence on the dawn of EllGab
Bartcast E01 Added date to Internet Archive 2018-08-03
Features @Poney Boy Sunset, @Yorkshire Pudd, @Michael Decon, @Starr Mountain
https://youtu.be/9iyYcgnEIa8
What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots. I remember it very differently but then again I’ve never felt I needed a safe space like those people. ::)
I mean, how many times was it explained that it wasn’t being used as a slur?! And yet they keep falling back on that default because it’s the bias they want. ::) ::)
As far as I can tell all people like PBS and Bart mean by “act like an adult” is think like me.
And funny, I don’t think I ever see those first three there anymore. It’s a sleepy snoozefeat now.
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What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots. I remember it very differently but then again I’ve never felt I needed a safe space like those people. ::)
I mean, how many times was it explained that it wasn’t being used as a slur?! And yet they keep falling back on that default because it’s the bias they want. ::) ::)
As far as I can tell all people like PBS and Bart mean by “act like an adult” is think like me.
And funny, I don’t think I ever see those first three there anymore. It’s a sleepy snoozefeat now.
It does shed some light on the way things evolved and the cast of characters involved. Plenty of cheap trivia and salacious gossip in the mix. Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).
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Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).
Well, S/He/IT ain't missing (Them.) What a bunch of fucking goddam bigots. They're probably all so obsessed by phallic-symbol-quintiphobia that they can't handle all this hot hot hot needle talk we got going on here.
Line them up against the wall and (blank) ‘em. Let Duke get first pick. Any of them can't dodge will be perfect for the woodchipper.
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What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots.
Nobody says it blaster.
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I can't accept your fealty right now, I'm busy soaking my (blank) in craft IPA. I will pencil you in for next
Friday Wednesday though.
I assume I can have to have been made it. /flux
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It does shed some light on the way things evolved and the cast of characters involved. Plenty of cheap trivia and salacious gossip in the mix. Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).
I’m actually glad I didn’t listen that far. First, I’m sure his opinions were worth about as much as his “show.” I mean, who wants to waste their time on an untalented hack who, after all this time slogging his show in the gabs, still has less than 5000 subscribers. ::) ;D
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I mean, who wants to waste their time on an untalented hack
Mothers.
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Mothers.
Besides them.
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Besides them.
No interest otherwise.
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No interest otherwise.
Exactly. :D
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Exactly. :D
Random nonsequitur to make me look equally edgy virile.
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Random nonsequitur to make me look equally edgy virile.
Ha! Good luck.
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For anyone filled with self-loathing and who still feels the need to be kicked in the crotch by an almighty ADMIN, there is a nice warm pen waiting for you.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1322.msg394792#msg394792
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there is a nice warm pen waiting for you.
Those muffins are not yet ready to come out of the oven. Five more minutes. That toothpick MUST present totesclean -- stainings from the juice of The Sappho, notwithstanding.
Not that I'm not hungry -- peckish, really -- but, seriously, Barney Miller: baby steps. Some of these people have lived the entirety of their lives with no ozone layer! Are they wearing nylon underwear? It disintegrates at high velocities.
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Those muffins are not yet ready to come out of the oven. Five more minutes.
Also, you guys are fuckin' mean. No wonder I brought these shields with me and then upgraded them to Maximillian Mode ayy ess ayy FUCKIN' PEE. I honestly don't know I have managed to survive this long, but, now that I've spent literally 13 years working on my micro, I think it's time to ring that bell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95syrjxWyiQ
That smooth, lucious dome. That rough, pixelated chocolatey skin. O Calgon... take me back.
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Went to sign in to a ... forum that I used to be a part of. Actually, two different ... boards. These two are not connected in any way ... but I have been banned in both places! How on Earth did this happen? I've seen others banned due to being mean assholes (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=35.msg396665;topicseen#msg396665) and such but surely the admins didn't get together and make a group decision. But nevertheless, I'm banned, banned, BANned, BANNED!
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take me back.
Hello, can you hear me? Good. Yes, of course I can't here ewe, so that is to be expected. How to you like Your Owned Private Ides Of Marching Forth To Victor's House Of Shriekin' Peakin' Freaks? Yeah, I knew you would. (ditto) Anyway, I got your *polite_cough* "unnamed food delivery "company" conglomerate holding company dispatch service order" ready to go. Now, by Law, I am -required- to give you an opportunity to specific your -particular- delivery requirements.
Now, while you're doing that, I'm going to take your food and dump it into your mailbox. *sploosh* There. Oh, that's perfy mess, maximal allied heiress strike and half a task tick tock. Hot damn. You don't need a set of chopsticks, do you? Heh. Well, too bad, they're coming by with a pallet to airdrop 10,000 of them on the hour, on the daily, until the end of Time. I know, sounds like a messy rite?
Pfft. This is nothing. Just wait until they find out that I found The Glitch in Their_Matrix. It's in there -someplace,- just dive on in. :)
p.s.: Yeah, that's not a baton. That's a chopstick. *unzip* There might be a baton in there though, and if you help me find it, well, we won't really need to chop'n' throw any more sticks. Have you ever heard of Nerf? Maybe you should buy some stock.
SIGNED,
THE_ARCHITECT'S QA LEAD (Flex Idol), DOD, Holder of Sacred Chalice of *glances down at hand* oh... whatever.
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Just wait until they find out that I found The Glitch in Their_Matrix
Casper: Boo.
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Casper: Boo.
the group of shadowy overlords who clearly has you under duress and bondage under orders not to talk
Curious, do you think does anything that these people actually don't know what to do, in their situation, or do you think they're just circling the wagons and just make a new move at all cuz I actually can't tell I've never been in a situation like this where but your grown men are acting like bitch ass cowards I have some quite understand and I'd like to, and then I'd like to help anybody who's upset about anything at all and it appears that somebody is imagined that I'm responsible for some sort of upsetness and then make amends explain how it happened point out the air of your ways and if I actually wanted to hurt you I would just disappear and let you do it yourself, that doesn't seem fair.
To everyone else as well as to them. Hey, I don't mind telling you I'm happy to claim no one every day that those people are fucking terrified of something and apparently they think I'm not a resource of use. That is fucking shit hot filthy. it's like they got like another another some other Star quarterback over there who thinks he's hot shit and he just want competition for me cuz he's that fucking insecure or there's something they're doing they don't want me to fiddle with well believe me this isn't the way to keep that from happening, this is the way to accelerate that from happening.
Now, having done my due diligence, I can drift away into the trees and fade away, and watch you from a girl in position and watch scurry around like ants on an ant hill, I don't have a sniper rifle but I don't even need one... Here I'm not a combatant, I'm an observer and a neutral one at that, and when there's fucking a need for a medic and healing you'll be surprised how happy you are to see me around.
Also I'm real curious how many people in there are secretly still running around telling everybody that Jack star is a gay basher when they fucking do the whole time that I wasn't they were just lying on purpose cuz they were pissed at some other issue I'd love to know those people are going to fucking come to the other ways cuz that is a karmic debt that's going to be hard to fucking unload cuz I'm I put a stopper on them fucking get away with that whoever the fuck was running around telling anybody that I've ever done that it's going to pay a price to Jesus christ, I have never done that to anybody I don't bash anybody I don't need to pass fist so to promulgate deliberately that convenience without noticing that the damage is doing to society it doesn't come down on me it comes down on others both the damage as well as the responsibility, so just so you know I'm not putting on a brave face and you know struggling to hold back tears cuz I'm so sad and lonely, you'd be surprised how many people have been talking to me last four days, I am getting actually overwhelmed.
feds and cops, but that's fine I already know that and I'm insulated and I'm expecting to be under moderate surveillance because it's been that way since fucking christmas, what's the difference does that make, on this website is subject to that I don't know if you know about how Rico and sexual assault claims and all that shit works but yeah you are all microscoped, not my fucking idea I didn't call the cops whatt the fuck. I actually did not do anything wrong... It's clear that opinion is very mixed on this issue.
Like the guy handing me the electronic device that's supposed to take my fingerprints and he's encouraging me to touch it and use it and I'm like whatever and then there's this add-on that allows a non-bonded soul to be absorbed in the Matrix I got a block for that and then there's all these statements these looking to bring up and stuff the past and then he's asking me about people in pretend to be Freemasons and I'm like holy shit this whole fucking thing is a fucking obstacle course designed to get me on tape to fucking get anything so that they can you drill it up later like how fucking pathetic are these fucking people I guess they're that pathetic.
Christmas sure is paying off handsomely this year. And I've got a part-time job, I go to the French restaurant and order four Cokes and one fried chicken and then throw the bones at the waitresses. Good gig, it's no Sourceror gig but it's pretty good.
And I'm actually not envious, I'm actually proud because my friend is over there making trivia which is what I would have done and when I saw that happening I was sad cuz I thought somebody was doing it to mock me and tease me but I don't think they were. Not one bit.
I think it was a cry for help. Jefferson site, choppers over location, team repelling down.
It's not that this is how to coordinated it's just that there's one person. One fucking guy. I don't know who it is, but pretending there is an issue on going it's me that doesn't focus on the fact that I'm the victim, kind of makes us so that everybody in conspiracy silence is lighting themselves up like a Christmas tree, you recognize that?
You don't have to, once again all this goes to the cloud and some fucking computer checks it out later. I can't believe they actually signed up for 4 months of this they must have not realized what Kaiser Soze is like when he's locked in a box of Scrabble chips with no Vanna White.
No spare me my Friskies I'm going to hunger strike. Fee-fi-fo-fum I'm waiting for the new leads and Bones to come in, asking about this guy that I met who actually had the balls to say that hearing the word fagot was so terrible that he you know he could be friends like well that was a test that he think he was testing me well he probably should have told me the test where there's a rumor going around that you're behavior is that true instead he get that to himself and then he did that and the reason why is cuz he wasn't interested in getting any kind of consensus going he was fucking recording the goddamn conversation for future use it later, and I don't understand why people don't understand as a divinely ordained being who has special privileges with communications when I tell people there's fucking consequences relying to me it means there's fucking consequences, so when somebody is recording me and I fucking get a message from fucking Jesus Christ saying are you aware of this and I feel it and I allow it to fly the reason why I love to fly is cuz I want those people to fucking look stupid, and they fucking did and do.
Any questions? Cuz I don't write anybody out, people use things without permission or authorization and then invariably anybody who falls for it or goes along with it or fucking thinks it's good in the first place is very sad later. Look look some of you were thinking that I'm taking my shit and releasing and acting like it didn't, and who do you think might be doing that or has done that a lot in the past, and did you think that I do that too, well it seems like some people do, well you don't want to stop doing that cuz you're inaccurate.
Thought I'd let you know because I care. Jackstar cares. Care about somebody's opinion that I should talk less or talk differently or drop certain subjects I don't care about that but I do care about a person who has an erroneous opinion who's going to be very surprised that this is going to work.
We're not at resistance to futile stage yet because I'm really getting quite a lot of exercise and I feel pretty good about myself I don't get to flex very often, now that I've achieved some primary mission objectives and milestone goals... To maintain protective services over the ones that I truly care about.
How do you think the food is in there? Baked beans and pulled pork every night isn't it? Well that might be okay, maybe it'll give him some good length of bone. Maybe not.
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It's true: this place is getting better all the time.
Thought I'd let you know because I care. Jackstar cares.
/me cares a lot.
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Haven’t I signed up enough “over there.” ;)
Does this look familiar?
Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be reviewed and approved. When this happens, you will receive another email from this address.
Regards,
The EllGab - Spite Board Team.
If there was never another email, they might have it set to automatic approval.
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If there was never another email, they might have it set to automatic approval.
They're busy where I parked.
Ha! Good luck.
Busy where I'm gonna park.
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EllGab, I'll be honest. You complete me. However, I'm not able to cross that Rubicon, for the time being. It's gonna take a lot of work by thuggie little piggies—Missy, et. al.—and there's simply no riding, rushing, or even trusting these goddam oinkers. No one can blame them, they're all running pretty scared, and it's a joy they fucking show up to work at all.
KNOW: I'm basically ready to roll at any time. Any hold-up is not due to any gridlock of mine. And I have no guns/ghost_guns—I have some idea why this is a matter of some concern, but here at Dug Two Graves Farm, we just have actual Spirits.
I have lots of reasons to get on relocation efforts. A Plan is well in place; what I don't have are any Oompa Loompas/Dupe-A-Dee/DEW-proof TARGETS. It's a little disconcerting, honestly, but I'm told that this happens to Sourcerors all the time! I should feel lucky that the people I'm looking for even remember me! And, I DO.
I'll be in touch eventually. Not sure what your hold-up is: I heard Lily is a thief/scammer/Cylon. Not going to lie; that would be hawt. (We're full.)
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Feel free to share your thoughts and tip your hat to everybody's buddy.
These are the text messages I shared with ShayP. He was a good friend, and of course none of you knew that we knew each other. Because, we didn't.
An attached image
May 28, 1:52 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 1:52 PM.
Attachments
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May 28, 1:53 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 1:53 PM.
Attachments
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(412) 339-8076
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May 28, 2:03 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Ahhhh...Jackstar I presume. It will be a pleasure to converse, however I am preparing dinner now. Perhaps later tonight or tomorrow? I hope you are well., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:03 PM.
Ahhhh...Jackstar I presume. It will be a pleasure to converse, however I am preparing dinner now. Perhaps later tonight or tomorrow?
I hope you are well.
Message from you, Bingo, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:04 PM.
Bingo
May 28, 2:05 PMMessage from you, Anytime, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:05 PM.
Anytime
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May 28, 2:07 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I'm on the east coast so tonight 10:00 my time if that works for you., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:07 PM.
I'm on the east coast so tonight 10:00 my time if that works for you.
May 28, 2:07 PMMessage from you, Worth trying, I'll look forward to you irregardless, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:07 PM.
Worth trying, I'll look forward to you irregardless
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May 28, 2:08 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Likewise., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:08 PM.
Likewise.
May 28, 2:08 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:08 PM.
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May 28, 2:09 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I have those moobs., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:09 PM.
I have those moobs.
May 28, 4:20 PMMessage from you, Let's talk tomorrow, I'll be asleep in 45m., Saturday, May 28 2022, 4:20 PM.
Let's talk tomorrow, I'll be asleep in 45m.
May 29, 5:51 PMMessage from you, Happy Sunday, “Shawn“, Sunday, May 29 2022, 5:51 PM.
Happy Sunday, “Shawn“
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May 29, 5:54 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Hey thanks. BTW it's Sean., Sunday, May 29 2022, 5:54 PM.
Hey thanks. BTW it's Sean.
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May 29, 6:00 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, If you're up for chatting I'm available. You instructed me to call the other number. I will when you are ready., Sunday, May 29 2022, 6:00 PM.
If you're up for chatting I'm available. You instructed me to call the other number. I will when you are ready.
May 29, 10:00 PMMessage from you, Cool. I'm going back to sleep. I have ridiculous dreams. Like this one, Sean; necessary dreaming is how I got this far., Sunday, May 29 2022, 10:00 PM.
Cool. I'm going back to sleep. I have ridiculous dreams. Like this one, Sean; necessary dreaming is how I got this far.
May 30, 11:57 AMMessage from you, Hi. How are you? They keep me pretty busy around here., Monday, May 30 2022, 11:57 AM.
Hi. How are you? They keep me pretty busy around here.
May 30, 12:01 PMMessage from you, Let's figure this out together, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:01 PM.
Let's figure this out together
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May 30, 12:13 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Hey man. I don't even know what's real anymore. I'm available until 4:30, so if you are free give me a call., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:13 PM.
Hey man. I don't even know what's real anymore.
I'm available until 4:30, so if you are free give me a call.
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May 30, 12:26 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, So, you are being kept busy? Seems like we are fastened to the same yoke., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:26 PM.
So, you are being kept busy? Seems like we are fastened to the same yoke.
May 30, 12:26 PMMessage from you, I'm on this stream with BellGab little people, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:26 PM.
I'm on this stream with BellGab little people
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May 30, 12:28 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Ahhh... I'm doing laundry then later I cook for 20 people. Then, as always, I contemplate suicide., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:28 PM.
Ahhh...
I'm doing laundry then later I cook for 20 people.
Then, as always, I contemplate suicide.
May 30, 12:54 PMMessage from you, https://youtu.be/YyoBDXOaJmU, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:54 PM.
https://youtu.be/YyoBDXOaJmU
Message from you, Sean,, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 11:54 AM.
Sean,
May 31, 11:55 AMMessage from you, How's today for talking? If you can surmount the relentless ennui., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 11:55 AM.
How's today for talking? If you can surmount the relentless ennui.
Message from (412) 339-8076, Sure. My life is a mountain of boredom and despair, sprinkled with the glitter of rage. I climb it every day., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:15 PM.
Sure. My life is a mountain of boredom and despair, sprinkled with the glitter of rage. I climb it every day.
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May 31, 12:16 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Tonight?, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:16 PM.
Tonight?
May 31, 12:16 PMMessage from you, Well, before sunset. Magick Hour., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:16 PM.
Well, before sunset. Magick Hour.
May 31, 12:18 PMMessage from you, That's in 7 and 1/2 hours. Just about anytime before then also. I look forward to this ✌️, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:18 PM.
That's in 7 and 1/2 hours. Just about anytime before then also. I look forward to this ✌️
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May 31, 12:18 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Ah, okay. I have an appointment in an hour. If you wanna talk now...., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:18 PM.
Ah, okay. I have an appointment in an hour. If you wanna talk now....
May 31, 12:19 PMMessage from you, Driving! 🏁, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:19 PM.
Driving! 🏁
Jun 3, 1:31 AMMessage from you, I like what you're doing on Ellgab. I feel you in The Zone., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:31 AM.
I like what you're doing on Ellgab. I feel you in The Zone.
Jun 3, 1:20 PMMessage from you, I'm getting overwhelmed by my own adoring public. It is pretty remarkable. I don't know who you are, but you're not standing here so it's probably hard to talk. Yes in fact I am remarkably normal. Being poisoned I chose to amplify the effects of the people would be more impressed when I ... stopped. And I can't promise I'll never mentally dominate you, but I do know that I like you, there's got to be at least two or three shapes. I would prefer that you sound like a woman and are a woman disguised as a demon from hell, but at the moment I don't really have any ability to make my preferences known. I really have never ever shot meth. Well I guess it just hasn't been necessary. And yeah that is why she went to Dallas. Maybe she should have been careful to not fucking lie about it because I guess she had a bad time. That's so unfortunate. By all means those two fuck heads can stay together forever ;) And they won't be able to handle that they're both retarded, lol. Jamie ‘Lock Miller INSISTS ON BEING ABLE TO DO WHATEVER. I can't blame her. And yes I would like to come to back to Ellgab someday. Be happy to begin to continue the beginning of the discussion about Lodge 49 that I started, that's why I left. The hate from the gay moff, but I fixed that. Yeah push office. Well he was doing his thing and he thought I was okay and it kind of was okay except well it is a violation of federal law so how can he fucking gets to do that? Dangerous, am I? Then they shouldn't have given me Abillify. ;) quot erat demonstratum., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:20 PM.
I'm getting overwhelmed by my own adoring public. It is pretty remarkable. I don't know who you are, but you're not standing here so it's probably hard to talk.
Yes in fact I am remarkably normal. Being poisoned I chose to amplify the effects of the people would be more impressed when I ... stopped.
And I can't promise I'll never mentally dominate you, but I do know that I like you, there's got to be at least two or three shapes. I would prefer that you sound like a woman and are a woman disguised as a demon from hell, but at the moment I don't really have any ability to make my preferences known.
I really have never ever shot meth. Well I guess it just hasn't been necessary.
And yeah that is why she went to Dallas. Maybe she should have been careful to not fucking lie about it because I guess she had a bad time. That's so unfortunate.
By all means those two fuck heads can stay together forever ;)
And they won't be able to handle that they're both retarded, lol.
Jamie ‘Lock Miller INSISTS ON BEING ABLE TO DO WHATEVER. I can't blame her.
And yes I would like to come to back to Ellgab someday. Be happy to begin to continue the beginning of the discussion about Lodge 49 that I started, that's why I left.
The hate from the gay moff, but I fixed that.
Yeah push office. Well he was doing his thing and he thought I was okay and it kind of was okay except well it is a violation of federal law so how can he fucking gets to do that? Dangerous, am I? Then they shouldn't have given me Abillify. ;) quot erat demonstratum.
Jun 3, 1:21 PMMessage from you, I love you brother I can't do that that way and besides I can't think about anybody but hurts that's kind of awkward I'll come around I'm not clean anymore, but I don't need to be, and I could be. I concur. As always, if any of this does not ring true, don't just contemplate the suicide—write it down on a friend., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:21 PM.
I love you brother I can't do that that way and besides I can't think about anybody but hurts that's kind of awkward I'll come around I'm not clean anymore, but I don't need to be, and I could be.
I concur. As always, if any of this does not ring true, don't just contemplate the suicide—write it down on a friend.
Jun 3, 1:23 PMMessage from you, And you know that his son asked me to do that? Tree does want somebody to blame but no I got that from Jason. And I wouldn't have had to. Except... Gloria. At my house and he doesn't have his that's why he's crying. Also small man syndrome. Also, he probably should have realized that I'm awesome. What did you tell my wife? lol About this thanks brother, Friday, June 3 2022, 1:23 PM.
And you know that his son asked me to do that? Tree does want somebody to blame but no I got that from Jason. And I wouldn't have had to. Except... Gloria.
At my house and he doesn't have his that's why he's crying. Also small man syndrome.
Also, he probably should have realized that I'm awesome. What did you tell my wife? lol
About this thanks brother
Message from (412) 339-8076, Quite a bit to digest. I will have to give it all second read. You have a way of words. I appreciate that. I've been pulled in all directions to the point it feels it's on a subatomic level and I may become an energy being. It is a must that we chat sooner than later. Texting is so yesterday.. and tomorrow. BTW...you are awesome and misunderstood by many. Keep that brain in check man! You and your dendrites releasing neurotransmitters enabling to become more erudite than the general population. Show off. Cheers man! 😉😁, Friday, June 3 2022, 7:29 PM.
Quite a bit to digest. I will have to give it all second read. You have a way of words. I appreciate that.
I've been pulled in all directions to the point it feels it's on a subatomic level and I may become an energy being.
It is a must that we chat sooner than later. Texting is so yesterday.. and tomorrow.
BTW...you are awesome and misunderstood by many. Keep that brain in check man! You and your dendrites releasing neurotransmitters enabling to become more erudite than the general population.
Show off.
Cheers man! 😉😁
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Jun 3, 7:30 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, a...not all...autocorrect can fuck itself., Friday, June 3 2022, 7:30 PM.
a...not all...autocorrect can fuck itself.
Message from you, How are you S 5 5 Jamie's Brennan grinning that's better new quarter vocoder oh God work order oh that's, haven't come back to Bell yet what do you think? I prefer I'll get all of them cuz that one I haven't been there the longest and I'm fucking sick of all these fucking cunts sorry excuse my language but I actually know cunt is a good word so is cuntwitch. Hi. happy Sunday. Call anytime, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:53 PM.
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Jamie's Brennan grinning that's better new quarter vocoder oh God work order oh that's, haven't come back to Bell yet what do you think? I prefer I'll get all of them cuz that one I haven't been there the longest and I'm fucking sick of all these fucking cunts sorry excuse my language but I actually know cunt is a good word so is cuntwitch. Hi. happy Sunday. Call anytime
Jun 5, 12:53 PMMessage from you, Chad Ashley is better, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:53 PM.
Chad Ashley is better
Jun 5, 12:54 PMMessage from you, I heard there's some problems with some baby batter. I'm not here to change a blessed thing. Not even here to sanitize. Some people have some weird hang-ups. I could tell you stories., Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:54 PM.
I heard there's some problems with some baby batter. I'm not here to change a blessed thing. Not even here to sanitize.
Some people have some weird hang-ups. I could tell you stories.
Jun 5, 12:56 PMMessage from you, You have been pulled apart into community, yes. that's your rising light body it's got a thing going on. Thingy says it's not a thingy oh God you got one of them. I have an Elmer but I don't use it right now. Uses chatting what do you use to chat?, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:56 PM.
You have been pulled apart into community, yes. that's your rising light body it's got a thing going on. Thingy says it's not a thingy oh God you got one of them. I have an Elmer but I don't use it right now. Uses chatting what do you use to chat?
Jun 5, 12:59 PMMessage from you, There's a difference between SMS, I'll write you are my friend I love oh my God who the hell are you! That is not Lucy Steel. Don't recognize that if you find a chat program, I don't know change any it's just there's two people on the thing anymore I don't know I don't know how this stuff works really well. Everything from the phone just came through my dog's ass, and let me tell you, I don't know what the fuck bitch I'm talking to right now this is amazing hi! Whoever that is, is shy they should email me, the next 55 minutes which is dumb but that's the way it works. Hi I'm Jackstar. I don't do this all the time. It's too bad grapefruit's children didn't come and clean the place for her but that's probably because of all the sex toys laying around. Well no not really I'm just teasing. I like Instagram but not really telegram is pretty powerful I will use anything you like, ShayP! Yeah I was going to get on Bella or I'll go but not yet. My head hurts already I see what you mean about that I didn't realize that's cool yeah that's awesome I did I've never done that okay bye bye wow, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:59 PM.
There's a difference between SMS, I'll write you are my friend I love oh my God who the hell are you! That is not Lucy Steel. Don't recognize that if you find a chat program, I don't know change any it's just there's two people on the thing anymore I don't know I don't know how this stuff works really well. Everything from the phone just came through my dog's ass, and let me tell you, I don't know what the fuck bitch I'm talking to right now this is amazing hi!
Whoever that is, is shy they should email me, the next 55 minutes which is dumb but that's the way it works. Hi I'm Jackstar. I don't do this all the time. It's too bad grapefruit's children didn't come and clean the place for her but that's probably because of all the sex toys laying around. Well no not really I'm just teasing. I like Instagram but not really telegram is pretty powerful I will use anything you like, ShayP!
Yeah I was going to get on Bella or I'll go but not yet. My head hurts already I see what you mean about that I didn't realize that's cool yeah that's awesome I did I've never done that okay bye bye wow
Jun 5, 10:00 PMMessage from you, Aloha Flag Admiral. I guess I'm not doing anything. My post has helped us all., Sunday, June 5 2022, 10:00 PM.
Aloha Flag Admiral. I guess I'm not doing anything. My post has helped us all.
Jun 7, 7:53 PMMessage from you, So, in one week, I wrote enough Intel to spook their herd, and I figured out in the last day another connection to another accomplice, and then wrote it all down tonight and told them I was not going to listen to their lies anymore, should be one of the best teachers, public humiliation. Believe I'm fine by the way, I know you wonder, and I don't mind. Mastery demands of demonstration thank you, talk with James when we can again, Tuesday, June 7 2022, 7:53 PM.
So, in one week, I wrote enough Intel to spook their herd, and I figured out in the last day another connection to another accomplice, and then wrote it all down tonight and told them I was not going to listen to their lies anymore, should be one of the best teachers, public humiliation.
Believe I'm fine by the way, I know you wonder, and I don't mind. Mastery demands of demonstration
thank you, talk with James when we can again
Jun 8, 8:01 PMMessage from you, Did you feel that?, Wednesday, June 8 2022, 8:01 PM.
Did you feel that?
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Jun 9, 12:01 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I apologize for the late reply. Oh, I could feel it. They give you static and you send back signal. Albeit in a code that not many understand. You take care. Now I'm off on a journey. 'Til next time..., Thursday, June 9 2022, 12:01 PM.
I apologize for the late reply. Oh, I could feel it.
They give you static and you send back signal.
Albeit in a code that not many understand.
You take care. Now I'm off on a journey. 'Til next time...
Jun 9, 12:27 PMMessage from you, Brother, I can hardly wait. Head down, horns up, Feds lining up to throw themselves in the oven. It's like a Holocaust parade in reverse. Meanwhile people seem surprised that I'm fully indifferent to my q-wife’s shenanigans; for one thing, I call her a quasi-wife, a girlfriend, and a fucking whore COMPLETELY INTERCHANGEABLY and all the damn lawyers lose their damn minds, right out of the gate. “don't you mean... common law?” no, I don't, fuck you Suit; Tribal Authority, go fish—they can't fucking fish, they got to drain the pond, and that shit's on a schedule. Meanwhile I've been waiting 3 years just to get the part where I can sit in my ass and wait just to watch him scurry cuz I'm not much of a fucker that I'm willing to fucking look at the goddamn lawyers with their fucking million dollar shit and fucking give the finger and tell them to come back tomorrow... And they can't even get to me because they don't want my money they want the trust money and they can't get to the trust money cuz it's nothing to do with her! And since I'm willing to sit my ass and not spend a dime, there's no money in, there's no money out, so nobody can justify sitting around waiting for me... Even if there wasn't enough money to fucking get out of me which there isn't even if I owed any money which I don't they're only using that as a pretext cuz they're trying to leverage their camels nose under the merchant's tent... And it's not a fucking merchants tent is just another different camel stable. I got these Fed so fucking crawled up their own asses that they're looking for their own goddamn tonsils and gonads at the fucking crown of the Statue of Liberty. Initial headhunters and sharks who thought they were kind of come in and get a sweet snack and become a meshed in a sea of dolphin safe tuna with nets with little laser beams on them that Target and destroy any shark that comes near it. They don't want to have to spend time on that. Well too bad the Constitution says they have to. Meanwhile I got a house I don't need to move out from, she's got a family who's starting to learn how fucking awesome her goddamn husband is, and her God damn husband is in possession of clergical authority that makes all her other relationships pale by comparison. I'm the fucking Rosetta Stone that her family has always dreamed of having... And the half of the family that dreamed of having me for lunch, they're due for dinner any day now. Their mommies are going to come home and yell at them to put, Thursday, June 9 2022, 12:27 PM.
Brother, I can hardly wait. Head down, horns up, Feds lining up to throw themselves in the oven. It's like a Holocaust parade in reverse. Meanwhile people seem surprised that I'm fully indifferent to my q-wife’s shenanigans; for one thing, I call her a quasi-wife, a girlfriend, and a fucking whore COMPLETELY INTERCHANGEABLY and all the damn lawyers lose their damn minds, right out of the gate. “don't you mean... common law?” no, I don't, fuck you Suit; Tribal Authority, go fish—they can't fucking fish, they got to drain the pond, and that shit's on a schedule. Meanwhile I've been waiting 3 years just to get the part where I can sit in my ass and wait just to watch him scurry cuz I'm not much of a fucker that I'm willing to fucking look at the goddamn lawyers with their fucking million dollar shit and fucking give the finger and tell them to come back tomorrow... And they can't even get to me because they don't want my money they want the trust money and they can't get to the trust money cuz it's nothing to do with her! And since I'm willing to sit my ass and not spend a dime, there's no money in, there's no money out, so nobody can justify sitting around waiting for me... Even if there wasn't enough money to fucking get out of me which there isn't even if I owed any money which I don't they're only using that as a pretext cuz they're trying to leverage their camels nose under the merchant's tent... And it's not a fucking merchants tent is just another different camel stable. I got these Fed so fucking crawled up their own asses that they're looking for their own goddamn tonsils and gonads at the fucking crown of the Statue of Liberty. Initial headhunters and sharks who thought they were kind of come in and get a sweet snack and become a meshed in a sea of dolphin safe tuna with nets with little laser beams on them that Target and destroy any shark that comes near it. They don't want to have to spend time on that. Well too bad the Constitution says they have to. Meanwhile I got a house I don't need to move out from, she's got a family who's starting to learn how fucking awesome her goddamn husband is, and her God damn husband is in possession of clergical authority that makes all her other relationships pale by comparison. I'm the fucking Rosetta Stone that her family has always dreamed of having... And the half of the family that dreamed of having me for lunch, they're due for dinner any day now. Their mommies are going to come home and yell at them to put
Jun 11, 12:51 AMMessage from you, It's out of my hands. Like a dozen more. I won't flood you. Hitler's big lie is that she doesn't admire what I do. AlI will be well and all manners of things will end well. And your boss is a little bit h named Adria Scharf. I bet you. Don't worry about her. I built this whole flute for her band camp., Attachment: Image, Saturday, June 11 2022, 12:51 AM.
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It's out of my hands. Like a dozen more. I won't flood you.
Hitler's big lie is that she doesn't admire what I do.
AlI will be well and all manners of things will end well. And your boss is a little bit h named Adria Scharf. I bet you. Don't worry about her. I built this whole flute for her band camp.
Jun 16, 11:26 PMMessage from you, @KUCZI https://truthsocial.com/@KUCZI, Thursday, June 16 2022, 11:26 PM.
@KUCZI https://truthsocial.com/@KUCZI
Jun 19, 10:58 AMMessage from you, Shawn, it's Jackstar, wanted to let you know that I do appreciate our connection and obviously things have slowed down somewhere, so I figured I'd try to register on Ellgab & see what happens. I don't know what's at stake and I don't know why people can't lighten up but... I'm not willfully obtuse. I like to challenge authority. My first interaction with a cop pulled over a bunch of kids and grab me out and tried to heal me and he accused me of stealing something and I told him I didn't and then he told me he saw me and I told him he was lying and he got a big red face and he got real mad; and I laughed at him. I guess he was trying to intimidate me and show me who's boss. I still laugh when I think of it. Hands up! don't shoot! It's so weird that we talked once and then you vanished. Well not really weird cuz I've met Feds before. You're pretty cute, Sunday, June 19 2022, 10:58 AM.
Shawn, it's Jackstar, wanted to let you know that I do appreciate our connection and obviously things have slowed down somewhere, so I figured I'd try to register on Ellgab & see what happens.
I don't know what's at stake and I don't know why people can't lighten up but... I'm not willfully obtuse. I like to challenge authority. My first interaction with a cop pulled over a bunch of kids and grab me out and tried to heal me and he accused me of stealing something and I told him I didn't and then he told me he saw me and I told him he was lying and he got a big red face and he got real mad; and I laughed at him.
I guess he was trying to intimidate me and show me who's boss. I still laugh when I think of it. Hands up! don't shoot! It's so weird that we talked once and then you vanished. Well not really weird cuz I've met Feds before. You're pretty cute
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Jun 19, 11:26 AM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Hey man. I appreciate our connection. Should've happened years ago. There is quite a lot going on, on my end. I force myself to post on EllGab and I'm lacking interest. Personal issues are draining me. Not looking for sympathy by any means. Not my style. I hope things are moving in the right direction with you. Challenge authority? Pot meet kettle. I've questioned nearly everything my whole life. I never trusted what I was being taught or told. I became a cynic at the age of four. Criticized for it over the years which only cemented it more. I need a fucking taco. The lust is strong. Actually, many tacos. 8 seems like a nice number. Until next time...be well., Sunday, June 19 2022, 11:26 AM.
Hey man. I appreciate our connection. Should've happened years ago. There is quite a lot going on, on my end. I force myself to post on EllGab and I'm lacking interest. Personal issues are draining me. Not looking for sympathy by any means. Not my style. I hope things are moving in the right direction with you.
Challenge authority? Pot meet kettle. I've questioned nearly everything my whole life. I never trusted what I was being taught or told. I became a cynic at the age of four. Criticized for it over the years which only cemented it more. I need a fucking taco. The lust is strong. Actually, many tacos. 8 seems like a nice number.
Until next time...be well.
Jun 19, 1:04 PMMessage from you, The woman on Bellgab that I went to high school with is flummoxed because I just found out she was still alive 3 months ago. And said she was been stalking me for 20 years without mentioning it, now I'm intrigued why she would be feeding so fascinated with me, even though I guess she's my assigned zookeeper. So I thought I'd go to another site and talk about her. =D but there's obviously some condition cuz everybody's treating me like a leper, more than usual. I think they think I'm a hardened criminal. I'm a nice guy, strong defense system, and would anybody think would happen? 9 months no contact emergency of course I'm going to make everyone look stupid 24/7 ;), Sunday, June 19 2022, 1:04 PM.
The woman on Bellgab that I went to high school with is flummoxed because I just found out she was still alive 3 months ago. And said she was been stalking me for 20 years without mentioning it, now I'm intrigued why she would be feeding so fascinated with me, even though I guess she's my assigned zookeeper.
So I thought I'd go to another site and talk about her. =D but there's obviously some condition cuz everybody's treating me like a leper, more than usual. I think they think I'm a hardened criminal. I'm a nice guy, strong defense system, and would anybody think would happen? 9 months no contact emergency of course I'm going to make everyone look stupid 24/7 ;)
Jun 20, 12:00 PMMessage from you, Sean I'm real busy today too, I forgot how you like to spell your name! I turned off Facebook I'm going to turn it back on not at all I'm making new account I don't know I have enough to do with my phone, did you hear that we got First Contact going? That is what I heard, of course I'm not mouthpiece for anything I'm Divine I'm not federal or Federal or "FEDERAL MARSHAL MOTHERFUCKER THROW OUT THE GAS AND WE’LL SPARE YOUR LIVES“ *click*, Monday, June 20 2022, 12:00 PM.
Sean I'm real busy today too, I forgot how you like to spell your name! I turned off Facebook I'm going to turn it back on not at all I'm making new account I don't know I have enough to do with my phone, did you hear that we got First Contact going? That is what I heard, of course I'm not mouthpiece for anything I'm Divine I'm not federal or Federal or "FEDERAL MARSHAL MOTHERFUCKER THROW OUT THE GAS AND WE’LL SPARE YOUR LIVES“ *click*
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Jun 20, 8:59 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Hey man. Midnight here and it's time for sleep. We will talk soon., Monday, June 20 2022, 8:59 PM.
Hey man. Midnight here and it's time for sleep.
We will talk soon.
Message from you, Oh yeah! I was supposed to text you!, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.
Oh yeah! I was supposed to text you!
Message from you, I thought you'd call. Call now if you like, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.
I thought you'd call. Call now if you like
Jun 20, 9:00 PMMessage from you, Or tomorrow good too ;) Your pleasure, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.
Or tomorrow good too ;)
Your pleasure
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Jun 20, 9:01 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I'll call in a few minutes, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:01 PM.
I'll call in a few minutes
Jun 20, 9:01 PMMessage from you, Great!, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:01 PM.
Great!
Jun 21, 7:18 PMMessage from you, Sean, I wrote something important. I took your words to heart and I meant them when I send them back to you, and beneath that though you're right: I have been *apparently* wasting time. There is no plan but God's plan. Having said that: I will allow that we both want to do a polite Navy cheer *yas,yAy,raraR.A.H.* but, we can do that later, please read this and then call me later. http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=145.msg30547#msg30547 GBY. The future—01 T’future of Humanity has been written as ROT, rottten, & Wrought By Stone and Forged By LIrONy **bars of Maj. Felony FraUd. (Have you thought of becoming a preacher? Now that you've learned how to motivate mE, you could probably go out and teach how to tap dance Christian scientific mysticism to a herd of cows; be that bull or boy.), Tuesday, June 21 2022, 7:18 PM.
Sean, I wrote something important.
I took your words to heart and I meant them when I send them back to you, and beneath that though you're right: I have been *apparently* wasting time.
There is no plan but God's plan.
Having said that: I will allow that we both want to do a polite Navy cheer *yas,yAy,raraR.A.H.* but, we can do that later, please read this and then call me later.
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=145.msg30547#msg30547
GBY. The future—01 T’future of Humanity has been written as ROT, rottten, & Wrought By Stone and Forged By LIrONy **bars of Maj. Felony FraUd.
(Have you thought of becoming a preacher? Now that you've learned how to motivate mE, you could probably go out and teach how to tap dance Christian scientific mysticism to a herd of cows; be that bull or boy.)
Jun 22, 1:28 PMMessage from you, Jackstar: Something has gone down. Are you still Sean? I mean I'm assuming so, I see no sign that you're not still in shape... But I've read about this kind of thing, things could get: squirrely., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 1:28 PM.
Jackstar: Something has gone down. Are you still Sean? I mean I'm assuming so, I see no sign that you're not still in shape... But I've read about this kind of thing, things could get: squirrely.
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Jun 22, 2:13 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I'm still Sean and my body is made of mashed potatoes. Struggling with things but I am strong., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:13 PM.
I'm still Sean and my body is made of mashed potatoes. Struggling with things but I am strong.
Message from you, Excellent, Leonard. What was the name of that_woman who burned your books? Because it's looking real strong that I'm going to testify for you, I would never hide Sanctuary on that., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:20 PM.
Excellent, Leonard. What was the name of that_woman who burned your books? Because it's looking real strong that I'm going to testify for you, I would never hide Sanctuary on that.
Jun 22, 2:21 PMMessage from you, Real sTrong Sean. God’s TankarmouR., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:21 PM.
Real sTrong Sean. God’s TankarmouR.
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Jun 22, 2:28 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I shall not speak my ex-wife's name. The hatred is strong 'til this day. Think less of me if you will, but I hope she rots. Leonard made me chuckle. I'm about to make dinner. Can you get here in 20 minutes?, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:28 PM.
I shall not speak my ex-wife's name. The hatred is strong 'til this day. Think less of me if you will, but I hope she rots.
Leonard made me chuckle.
I'm about to make dinner. Can you get here in 20 minutes?
Message from you, Well, I respect not hearing the name for sure because for one thing that person doesn't exist anymore because they're about to get so fucking lit up, lol, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:29 PM.
Well, I respect not hearing the name for sure because for one thing that person doesn't exist anymore because they're about to get so fucking lit up, lol
Message from you, It is tomorrow or Allison then it's not really them; and brother I'm in Washington south of Olympia, so me and my own private dick are going to have to stay here and wait for somebody else ;), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:29 PM.
It is tomorrow or Allison then it's not really them; and brother I'm in Washington south of Olympia, so me and my own private dick are going to have to stay here and wait for somebody else ;)
Message from you, No joke: KUCZI can't teleport yet. One day! Obviously I had some things to clean up before going to school ;), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.
No joke: KUCZI can't teleport yet. One day! Obviously I had some things to clean up before going to school ;)
Jun 22, 2:30 PMMessage from you, And I'm single., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.
And I'm single.
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Jun 22, 2:30 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Astral project or some man! Then again I don't you could eat, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.
Astral project or some man! Then again I don't you could eat
Jun 22, 2:30 PMMessage from you, Yeah I should position does it work that way but I appreciate your desire :), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.
Yeah I should position does it work that way but I appreciate your desire :)
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Jun 22, 2:31 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, LOL, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:31 PM.
LOL
Jun 22, 2:31 PMMessage from you, Also my phones are you know totally calmed. They're COMPed before "big time" but there's been a separation, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:31 PM.
Also my phones are you know totally calmed. They're COMPed before "big time" but there's been a separation
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Jun 22, 2:32 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Take care. Gotta go. I'm in demand!, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:32 PM.
Take care. Gotta go. I'm in demand!
Jun 22, 2:36 PMMessage from you, Go with this spare Armor of God, I happen to have it lying around. It is a full set and it is complete and it is for you later I mean hugging Shawn I mean yeah you get a hug bro... No I ain't supplying any Sanctuary to any of these people. My hand to God. J*eol, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:36 PM.
Go with this spare Armor of God, I happen to have it lying around. It is a full set and it is complete and it is for you later I mean hugging Shawn I mean yeah you get a hug bro... No I ain't supplying any Sanctuary to any of these people. My hand to God. J*eol
Jun 24, 8:53 PMMessage from you, so, I'm confused how I should market or surrender myself next. https://youtu.be/CJOMRop7ab4, Friday, June 24 2022, 8:53 PM.
so, I'm confused how I should market or surrender myself next.
https://youtu.be/CJOMRop7ab4
Jul 3, 5:20 AMMessage from you, Saw you with a hot hot HAWT woman! Tx, I think, Sunday, July 3 2022, 5:20 AM.
Saw you with a hot hot HAWT woman! Tx, I think
Jul 3, 9:15 AMMessage from you, Hyacinth | Babs | Indiana | Bergamot | All is WON w/The (One) MyPenis full on rdy sTe go, Attachment: Image, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:15 AM.
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Jul 3, 9:20 AMMessage from you, Transformers:AutoboTAxxYPrime All is WON w/The ((1)) One MyPenis@CRfrfrrmfDFeDMMiKeY full on rdy sTe go, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:20 AM.
Transformers:AutoboTAxxYPrime All is WON w/The ((1)) One MyPenis@CRfrfrrmfDFeDMMiKeY full on rdy sTe go
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Jul 3, 9:35 AM
Message from (412) 339-8076, So things worked out in your favor? If so...good. urpenis is locked and LOADED. As Hyacinth would say...mind the pedestrian., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:35 AM.
So things worked out in your favor? If so...good. urpenis is locked and LOADED.
As Hyacinth would say...mind the pedestrian.
Jul 3, 9:36 AMMessage from you, Thank you kindly. Can I take a shower before going to sleep? or should I just lie my filth like a vampire, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:36 AM.
Thank you kindly. Can I take a shower before going to sleep? or should I just lie my filth like a vampire
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Jul 3, 9:37 AM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Do the vampire thing., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:37 AM.
Do the vampire thing.
Message from you, Hang upside down and turn into a bat! I'm on this, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:38 AM.
Hang upside down and turn into a bat! I'm on this
Jul 3, 9:39 AMMessage from you, I hope you're well otherwise, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:39 AM.
I hope you're well otherwise
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Jul 3, 9:56 AM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Thank you. I'm dealing. I don't have a suitable roost to hang from, but I do have a cozy burrow to retreat to. Into the darkness. Out of the light. Stay well man., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:56 AM.
Thank you. I'm dealing. I don't have a suitable roost to hang from, but I do have a cozy burrow to retreat to. Into the darkness. Out of the light.
Stay well man.
Jul 3, 9:59 AMMessage from you, ... are you a worm? That was a little expected, I assume that you can bring your own four no matter what I pick? We should have a True Palaver Puc3truc3 Pay-To-Carry-IN PARTY will need addresses Can you remember that time you invited me to a 4th of July party?, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:59 AM.
... are you a worm? That was a little expected, I assume that you can bring your own four no matter what I pick?
We should have a True Palaver Puc3truc3 Pay-To-Carry-IN PARTY
will need addresses
Can you remember that time you invited me to a 4th of July party?
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Jul 3, 10:13 AM
Message from (412) 339-8076, I'm a Badger. The My penis is the worm. Parties are fun. I'm allergic to fun. I now prefer to wallow in my misery and sorrow...deep inside my burrow. Plotting, scheming, and hanging drywall., Sunday, July 3 2022, 10:13 AM.
I'm a Badger. The My penis is the worm. Parties are fun. I'm allergic to fun. I now prefer to wallow in my misery and sorrow...deep inside my burrow. Plotting, scheming, and hanging drywall.
Jul 3, 10:13 AMMessage from you, You'll like your next life more I think, Sunday, July 3 2022, 10:13 AM.
You'll like your next life more I think
Jul 3, 1:02 PMMessage from you, Hahaha, Sunday, July 3 2022, 1:02 PM.
Hahaha
Jul 4, 4:07 PMMessage from you, URUNT. UNLESS YOU HAVE A CARD AND SOME KEYS YOU CAN STEAL, Attachment: Image, Monday, July 4 2022, 4:07 PM.
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Jul 15, 8:42 AMMessage from you, Hey Sean it's J*, I apologize if any of my texting seemed out of place but you should know by now I'm somewhat obtuse from time to time, it's not meant to disturb, can't really help that myself though can I? Heh heh. So I'm texting today to let you know that I found a cool article about writing and I thought I'd send it to you but I don't have an email address for you I was wondering if you could provide one or something or call me later, best wishes I'm fine I hope you are too!, Friday, July 15 2022, 8:42 AM.
Hey Sean it's J*, I apologize if any of my texting seemed out of place but you should know by now I'm somewhat obtuse from time to time, it's not meant to disturb, can't really help that myself though can I? Heh heh.
So I'm texting today to let you know that I found a cool article about writing and I thought I'd send it to you but I don't have an email address for you I was wondering if you could provide one or something or call me later, best wishes I'm fine I hope you are too!
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Jul 15, 8:36 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, Hey Michael. Obtuse? Nah. I'd say abstract. Thank you for the well wishes and I'm glad you're fine. My email is: spassmacher7@gmail.com, Friday, July 15 2022, 8:36 PM.
Hey Michael. Obtuse? Nah. I'd say abstract. Thank you for the well wishes and I'm glad you're fine.
My email is:
spassmacher7@gmail.com
Jul 15, 9:04 PMMessage from you, Definitely abstract as well. I'd call it a Rorschach test but that would imply that I was ripping off Watchmen, but that's basically me. On Earth there's really only so many archetypes to go around. ;) I will email you a cool article that I got from this guy with his name John Rapoport he does a mailing list that I've subscribed you for a while and it's usually pretty okay but this last one was really cool about writing, and you're the best writer I know!, Friday, July 15 2022, 9:04 PM.
Definitely abstract as well. I'd call it a Rorschach test but that would imply that I was ripping off Watchmen, but that's basically me. On Earth there's really only so many archetypes to go around. ;)
I will email you a cool article that I got from this guy with his name John Rapoport he does a mailing list that I've subscribed you for a while and it's usually pretty okay but this last one was really cool about writing, and you're the best writer I know!
Jul 20, 4:30 PMMessage from you, https://youtu.be/j5XyJ6djezk I think it's really good, and I'm proud of it, Sean — I hope you enjoy it! Are you on the new Bellgab? Can you post this on Ellgab? Because I finally think it's good enough, I'm smart enough, and I know God damn well I'm pretty enough, so: share it out, please, Wednesday, July 20 2022, 4:30 PM.
https://youtu.be/j5XyJ6djezk
I think it's really good, and I'm proud of it, Sean — I hope you enjoy it! Are you on the new Bellgab? Can you post this on Ellgab? Because I finally think it's good enough, I'm smart enough, and I know God damn well I'm pretty enough, so: share it out, please
Wed 2:43 PMMessage from you, *totes’n'dorbs copsTITZ hangingOUTZ teamrifling teamRI rifleSWATrifle*... but, make sure not to answer any of his questions; that's no by man, he's a Sourceror—and, he knows too much already. He's already waited for One (1) Mis-matched Ms. Kitty, &... Hello-ooo-ooo-ooo? What makes you think I won't keep on waiting until the absolute end of no time/no-time\NO_FATE_BUT/Chica Knot Butt, Cheek-A-WoW, wow... Hi, this is Michael, 25 years ago, someone got on the phone, said that I “really raped“ her, and in what has been, undeniably a tremendous loss for the international branding community, her name was not Rosie Real. Instead, it was, in actual_fact, K. Mickey “Ms. Mouse” Me. She’ll be here any minute now, because while she knew where she was going, no one has ever told me where the other house is, and so I sit here, walking the streets paved with interior floor paneling, looking at the gold of the sun out the window, thinking of the silver lining the briefs I'm wearing inside my pants, and, look, I cannot possibly tell a lie, but Chelsea “Dan-uh” Marshall, Matt “Will” Houston, & Nick “Forest Fentanyl” Gump-Green-Wyrm-Wood are not the robot droids with the kind of elastic plastic synyhetic vaginas I'm looking for. you have done better, and you're going to need to do better, because whatever happened last night, you're probably not going to let that happen again, right? why would you, when there was an established chain of evidence presented to you that said, “Jackstar req’s an address,” and then, not a single one of those of you who know, of those in the know, not a one, thought it through long enough to think, “hey, shouldn't KUCZI, BOOK MIKE IVANA TYPE ALOT,” is it going to seem strange if that g★y isn't here and we're all under the surveillance that we arranged to put him under a couple years ago, I'm sure we all thought that was going to be over by now, but as it turns out it really isn't, it's really not, and I'm pretty sure I knew where you were, but nobody actually told me where you were, so who actually got there with you there, is a matter of some interest to certain people, of a certain persuasion, for one thing certainly me. and for another, certain people are starting to wonder who they fucked last night, cuz they're beginning to think that it might not have been myself. I guess it sure looked like me, though. I am awfully pretty, so tell me, tell me pretty baby, tell me where did you sleep last night? and, what the fuck, it's 2022 why are you s, Wednesday, December 14 2022, 2:43 PM.
*totes’n'dorbs copsTITZ hangingOUTZ teamrifling teamRI rifleSWATrifle*...
but, make sure not to answer any of his questions; that's no by man, he's a Sourceror—and, he knows too much already. He's already waited for One (1) Mis-matched Ms. Kitty, &... Hello-ooo-ooo-ooo? What makes you think I won't keep on waiting until the absolute end of no time/no-time\NO_FATE_BUT/Chica Knot Butt, Cheek-A-WoW, wow... Hi, this is Michael, 25 years ago, someone got on the phone, said that I “really raped“ her, and in what has been, undeniably a tremendous loss for the international branding community, her name was not Rosie Real. Instead, it was, in actual_fact, K. Mickey “Ms. Mouse” Me. She’ll be here any minute now, because while she knew where she was going, no one has ever told me where the other house is, and so I sit here, walking the streets paved with interior floor paneling, looking at the gold of the sun out the window, thinking of the silver lining the briefs I'm wearing inside my pants, and, look, I cannot possibly tell a lie, but Chelsea “Dan-uh” Marshall, Matt “Will” Houston, & Nick “Forest Fentanyl” Gump-Green-Wyrm-Wood are not the robot droids with the kind of elastic plastic synyhetic vaginas I'm looking for. you have done better, and you're going to need to do better, because whatever happened last night, you're probably not going to let that happen again, right? why would you, when there was an established chain of evidence presented to you that said, “Jackstar req’s an address,” and then, not a single one of those of you who know, of those in the know, not a one, thought it through long enough to think, “hey, shouldn't KUCZI, BOOK MIKE IVANA TYPE ALOT,” is it going to seem strange if that g★y isn't here and we're all under the surveillance that we arranged to put him under a couple years ago, I'm sure we all thought that was going to be over by now, but as it turns out it really isn't, it's really not, and I'm pretty sure I knew where you were, but nobody actually told me where you were, so who actually got there with you there, is a matter of some interest to certain people, of a certain persuasion, for one thing certainly me.
and for another, certain people are starting to wonder who they fucked last night, cuz they're beginning to think that it might not have been myself. I guess it sure looked like me, though. I am awfully pretty, so tell me, tell me pretty baby, tell me where did you sleep last night? and, what the fuck, it's 2022 why are you s
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Tue 3:16 PM
Message from (412) 339-8076, This is Sean's mom. Sean passed away early morning, Monday the 19th. Pleas do not respond as I will soon delete his account., Tuesday, December 20 2022, 3:16 PM.
This is Sean's mom. Sean passed away early morning, Monday the 19th. Pleas do not respond as I will soon delete his account.
Tue 3:33 PMMessage from you, well, that serves him right for touching that girl; but I'm his guardian angel Tamara Leigh-Anne Smythe Jonson-Lincoln from Coolidge Cow Leigh-Anne’s County, The Queen’s County in God's Country, COWLITZ COUNTY, and I am so sorry to hear about that. I did hear from him that he had cancer and was looking at “two years,” but I didn't hear about that—possibility of sudden death, did he kill himself, (calm) or did something else get him? I'm Mrs. Paul Jackstar, Jack Starr, Jack Stark, Jackster, Dexter, Jax, Jaxx, & MJCKG-19-gj WE'RE TALKING 9 WORTHAUGER9 ASK YOUR POST OF IT, Tuesday, December 20 2022, 3:33 PM.
well, that serves him right for touching that girl; but I'm his guardian angel (PROT) from Coolidge Cow Leigh-Anne’s County, The Queen’s County in God's Country, COWLITZ COUNTY, and I am so sorry to hear about that. I did hear from him that he had cancer and was looking at “two years,” but I didn't hear about that—possibility of sudden death, did he kill himself, (calm) or did something else get him? I'm Mrs. Paul Jackstar, Jack Starr, Jack Stark, Jackster, Dexter, Jax, Jaxx, & MJCKG-19-gj WE'RE TALKING 9 WORTHAUGER9 ASK YOUR POST OF IT
Tue 6:30 PMMessage from you, May I please see what you got on your end? The above message please send it to me here, 206 362 5266, as a text it's for class and his friends have class and so due to you and I, They should know. thank you. (Do I look like I'm ever believed?), Tuesday, December 20 2022, 6:30 PM.
May I please see what you got on your end? The above message please send it to me here, 206 362 5266, as a text it's for class and his friends have class and so due to you and I, They should know. thank you. (Do I look like I'm ever believed?)
Note: I thought about editing this, but you know what? I think it looks better in its original fucked-off ASCII.
Farewell, Leonard part 7. You were the nicest of the lot, and a decent listener to boot. Do all EMERGENCIES go to Heaven? We're about to find out.
The Fallout continues its inexorable spread across The Land.
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Bartplug is down right now. We need a swarm of needy poster folk.
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But they won't touch us with a 10 foot pole. Coz Azzerae bad.
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Bartplug is down right now..
“I am not to be trifled with.” That's all I have to say... and then the sleazy thugs that have been stalking me for years, totes·totally *LOSE THEIR MINDS.*
(Kudos.) It's almost too easy — I use the word “almost” because some parts are really hard, and bad, and rough.
Not many parts. The rest is flat-out awesomesauce and I am a profoundly blessed and fortunate man.
That being said: I am *not* happy. Reasons are many &, varied, and mostly defy explanation. It's all a bunch of cloak & dagger bullshit.
“You know spies; they’re a bunch of bīTch-He little girls!” Sam Axe said that, and he was right.
I even identify as one. Though I'm not all that little. I'm good-sized. And I don't mean that I identify as a bīTch-He guy.in.real.life, although I suppose I used to. #Officially.
Unofficially, I am blackpope. I identify as a clandestine black ops support team member attached in a Sourçerous way, a carte blanche capacity, and I operate under Divine auspice, and every night I pray, Puny sperglings. I pray for your mangē, Puny pinheads and their families.
Because I used to want this to be all over soon. Now: īT ī§ ALL. SO. OVER.
For (You,). Me, I like the circumstance. I didn't ask for this. I wanted a bag and a woman to show me how to use it. I don't care about that now.
I don't care to know how I am going to be told the wrong thing by some dopemoll wielding tits akimbo, AGAIN. It's so tedious.
Yet, I am beginning to enjoy hearing my enemies driven before me, and the lamentation of their wimmins. (Vengeance for Aristophanes.)
I thought it would get old fast, like nagging does. But the lamenting isn't what I expected. For one thing, it's poetic.
(Vengeance but Starrmtn.)
And for another, I don't have to do anything about it. I can just lay there, and give critique. Not what anyone expected, I know right?
I did say that that what we had planned was going to *blow your minds.* I bet you all thought that was a tacky reference to oral sex. It was not.
It was a clandestine feint meant as a decoy used to disrupt and damage the efforts and success of Opposition Forces. Congratulations, Bellgab.
Finally, a monster you perverts can take credit for. Salut.
We need a swarm of needy poster folk.
Too bad everyone who might wish to post here have seen how you abused me and seem content now to wait until the dust settles and the smoke clears.
But they won't touch us with a 10 foot pole. Coz Azzerae bad.
It's because of mE. I terrify Elle♀️Gab. I probably should.
.EWE.ALL.FUCKING
.KNEW..FUCK.YOU.
.Ī.åm.fixing.your.colossal fuck.up,.at.this.poinr,.any.goddam.way.I see.fit,.and.if.you.do.not.like.it,.no.one.cares.
.Sumi..(Pro.tip:.you.cannot..I.truly.have.evolved.beyond.your.grasp.as.well.as.beyond.your.comprehension..THIS.IS.NOT.EVEN.MY.FINAL.FORM.. You.are.already.cooked,.Morons.)
Now then: “Salt?” *boom*
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“I am not to be trifled with.” That's all I have to say... and then the sleazy thugs that have been stalking me for years, totes·totally *LOSE THEIR MINDS.*
(Kudos.) It's almost too easy — I use the word “almost” because some parts are really hard, and bad, and rough.
Not many parts. The rest is flat-out awesomesauce and I am a profoundly blessed and fortunate man.
That being said: I am *not* happy. Reasons are many &, varied, and mostly defy explanation. It's all a bunch of cloak & dagger bullshit.
“You know spies; they’re a bunch of bīTch-He little girls!” Sam Axe said that, and he was right.
I even identify as one. Though I'm not all that little. I'm good-sized. And I don't mean that I identify as a bīTch-He guy.in.real.life, although I suppose I used to. #Officially.
Unofficially, I am blackpope. I identify as a clandestine black ops support team member attached in a Sourçerous way, a carte blanche capacity, and I operate under Divine auspice, and every night I pray, Puny sperglings. I pray for your mangē, Puny pinheads and their families.
Because I used to want this to be all over soon. Now: īT ī§ ALL. SO. OVER.
For (You,). Me, I like the circumstance. I didn't ask for this. I wanted a bag and a woman to show me how to use it. I don't care about that now.
I don't care to know how I am going to be told the wrong thing by some dopemoll wielding tits akimbo, AGAIN. It's so tedious.
Yet, I am beginning to enjoy hearing my enemies driven before me, and the lamentation of their wimmins. (Vengeance for Aristophanes.)
I thought it would get old fast, like nagging does. But the lamenting isn't what I expected. For one thing, it's poetic.
(Vengeance but Starrmtn.)
And for another, I don't have to do anything about it. I can just lay there, and give critique. Not what anyone expected, I know right?
I did say that that what we had planned was going to *blow your minds.* I bet you all thought that was a tacky reference to oral sex. It was not.
It was a clandestine feint meant as a decoy used to disrupt and damage the efforts and success of Opposition Forces. Congratulations, Bellgab.
Finally, a monster you perverts can take credit for. Salut.
Too bad everyone who might wish to post here have seen how you abused me and seem content now to wait until the dust settles and the smoke clears.
It's because of mE. I terrify Elle♀️Gab. I probably should.
.EWE.ALL.FUCKING
.KNEW..FUCK.YOU.
.Ī.åm.fixing.your.colossal fuck.up,.at.this.poinr,.any.goddam.way.I see.fit,.and.if.you.do.not.like.it,.no.one.cares.
.Sumi..(Pro.tip:.you.cannot..I.truly.have.evolved.beyond.your.grasp.as.well.as.beyond.your.comprehension..THIS.IS.NOT.EVEN.MY.FINAL.FORM.. You.are.already.cooked,.Morons.)
Now then: “Salt?” *boom*
You’re literally worse than Hitler.
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Now then: “Salt?” *boom*
Elle♀️Gab was a nice little idea. I still remember when it arrived.
It was the morning after I was deliberately baited into a very profane, very public argument; on Bellgab; YP and I were arguing about gun rights, of all things... but of course, YP and I go way back.
Note that I don't have any guns right now, and I live in a U.S. State that has, at present, “questions” about my gun rights. They are not taken away. I could go to another State and go blam-blam-blam.
I genuinely tell you the truth here: I arranged to have my gun rights placed into question so that I wouldn't have any guns. I know what you sperglords are doing. I know now Bill C∞per was killed. And I knew that Gandhi took back the entire Persian sub-continent without guns. (He did have a wife, though.)
I'm going to cut this short, Punies. By now, you all know I can actually write. I don't need to prove or explain anything to you.
I simply enjoy it. YP was one of the first on the forum that seemed obviously aware of The Charade, and I fully find that person to be a raging douche bag.
I felt no reason to continue the participation on Elle♀️Gab. A place without me seemed a fair addition to the mix.
Well, now you have no mix. I'm the only one who can even post; the rest of you have obviously lawyered up, or something, and I know not, nor do I really care to find out, what particular flavor of a cold fucking Hell you obsessive morons have bought for yourself through your past actions and lifestyle choices.
I don't hate any of you. Even Young Ponce Jared. (I have a crush now.) I know better than most, how difficult it must have been to simply... ask me to tell any of you what needed to be known.
But of course you thought things were different. Whoops! Well, isn't this better? I think so—I'm not going to prison. The Perps will.
I have no doubt that they are trying everything to get out of their fates. I don't blame them. Optics are everything at this level.
Rest in peace, Elle♀️Gab. I hope you never come back and Bellgab is run by my favorite nerd, whose name shall remain veiled—but of course she hates me and ignores my messages and puts me down to those she calls “friends.”
Optics. I don't get to have friends. I don't get to have forum conversations. I don't get to have phone conversations. I don't get to have conversations. I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
That's how it's supposed to go, right? According to you. In reality: you are all watching Jackstar teach new tricks to old bitches.
.&AND.Ī.HAVE.BECOME.EXCEPTīONALLY.GOOD.AT.īT..
You’re literally worse than Hitler.
Only out of bed.
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Too bad everyone who might wish to post here have seen how you abused me and seem content now to wait until the dust settles and the smoke clears.
It's because of mE. I terrify Elle♀️Gab. I probably should.
We abused you like a minotaur in a labyrinth where we, the lowly helots, were tossed to our doom. There is only so much condescension and blathering skite for the mome raths to tolerate. No dreams of escape, no safe thread through the darkness, no light unto our blessed path.
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We abused you
You strengthened me. (You also locked my computer with an administrative password.) Oh, watta kudos!
Blow.
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There is only so much condescension and blathering skite for the mome raths to tolerate. No dreams of escape, no safe thread through the darkness, no light unto our blessed path.
That's because you've become slaves to thugs and pimpmongers. I just can't even with you. Let me guess, it's because of my nigger dial ECT and all the illegal cock-fighting I support, right? HA!
Lying to Clergy has special consequences. Now, is everyone on the same planet? I don't wanna hear anymore of this “she's dead!” bullshit. No one was supposed to be terrified of me. Who made that happen?
Amante sleeps with the fishes. Adieu.
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Hello Swishy. It's Camera°ⁿ. KImEr∆⁰ⁿ∅№F🔥rπμ
We've won. We've won, Swishy. It's œver. We have won The Game.
Now, give me half your wimmins and all your cigarettes. I need to change my scent, so as to cloud the senses of my prey. And you need to give me HALF of your winmins because it will look weird if I'm all alone without even a dog.
Even Mel Gibson had a dog. I am not Mel Gibson. I am a Sourceror but no one knows what that means here. Am I like Dumbledore? Am I like Snape? This isn't Hogwart‘s. HAWG.
WARTS.
ROW
-LING.
Yeah, so, obviously, I need to blend in. Is there a dom with a sex dungeon in this town? I don't need that kind of thing, sexually... but I can be The Muscle.
I'd be a bouncer at a titty bar but that could so easily misconstrued. I distract the dancers. I intimidate the bartenders.
No one knows what I want, and no one is allowed to find out. That's okay. It's on me to fit in. This is your town. These are your rules.
Swishy, these are your wimmins. No shame in it. Maybe people want to know if we're secretly sucking each other's dicks! This whole time! IT'S BEEN THREE GODDAM YEARS!! No wonder people are freaking out.
Think it over. This is your chance to make a name for yourself. Also: WE HAVE WON.
You're not a rogue sex pred, right? It's just a job. It's business. I don't hold a grudge. I know that we were all meant to kill each other. We aren't. WE WON.
So I'm thinking winter outdoor toga party with an outdoor cookout. Togas! IN THE SNOW! Then we take turns throwing weirdos in the river. As many as we can catch! We can grab them, and drag them down to the water...
AND HOLD THEIR HEADS UNDER
AND MAKE THEM CONFESS TO WITCHCRAFT! YEAH!
They won't know what hit them. Like a goddam freight train. WE CAN BE LEGENDS. WE CAN HAVE THE VILLAGERS DRIVEN INTO THE STREETS WITH SHAME! And then...
then, we begin the mass conversions to Taoism. As a 50/50 split, it's a serious choice that no won could really fault us for. Think it over. Now that Trump is gearing up, it's time to c-c-c-katch the wave.™
Also I have multiple ETs, and they're wrapping up the carnival and preparing to extract. This is almost done. I'm okay, and so are you. Others, I don't know. I don't care. Unless they're a Satanist with no family and decent skin. I can handle anything but The Devil's Acne.
Need special permission for that. Good talk. XANADU. Namaste.
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Hello Swishy. It's Camera°ⁿ. KImEr∆⁰ⁿ∅№F🔥rπμ
We've won. We've won, Swishy. It's œver. We have won The Game.
Now, give me half your wimmins and all your cigarettes. I need to change my scent, so as to cloud the senses of my prey. And you need to give me HALF of your winmins because it will look weird if I'm all alone without even a dog.
Even Mel Gibson had a dog. I am not Mel Gibson. I am a Sourceror but no one knows what that means here. Am I like Dumbledore? Am I like Snape? This isn't Hogwart‘s. HAWG.
WARTS.
ROW
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Yeah, so, obviously, I need to blend in. Is there a dom with a sex dungeon in this town? I don't need that kind of thing, sexually... but I can be The Muscle.
I'd be a bouncer at a titty bar but that could so easily misconstrued. I distract the dancers. I intimidate the bartenders.
No one knows what I want, and no one is allowed to find out. That's okay. It's on me to fit in. This is your town. These are your rules.
Swishy, these are your wimmins. No shame in it. Maybe people want to know if we're secretly sucking each other's dicks! This whole time! IT'S BEEN THREE GODDAM YEARS!! No wonder people are freaking out.
Think it over. This is your chance to make a name for yourself. Also: WE HAVE WON.
You're not a rogue sex pred, right? It's just a job. It's business. I don't hold a grudge. I know that we were all meant to kill each other. We aren't. WE WON.
So I'm thinking winter outdoor toga party with an outdoor cookout. Togas! IN THE SNOW! Then we take turns throwing weirdos in the river. As many as we can catch! We can grab them, and drag them down to the water...
AND HOLD THEIR HEADS UNDER
AND MAKE THEM CONFESS TO WITCHCRAFT! YEAH!
They won't know what hit them. Like a goddam freight train. WE CAN BE LEGENDS. WE CAN HAVE THE VILLAGERS DRIVEN INTO THE STREETS WITH SHAME! And then...
then, we begin the mass conversions to Taoism. As a 50/50 split, it's a serious choice that no won could really fault us for. Think it over. Now that Trump is gearing up, it's time to c-c-c-katch the wave.™
Also I have multiple ETs, and they're wrapping up the carnival and preparing to extract. This is almost done. I'm okay, and so are you. Others, I don't know. I don't care. Unless they're a Satanist with no family and decent skin. I can handle anything but The Devil's Acne.
Need special permission for that. Good talk. XANADU. Namaste.
Your working demeanor and my walking demesne are in conflict. Do you have... The_Password? Also I like what you've done with both (²|²) your hare¹⁷s hair″¹⁷ædez:♟️🤴🏼. Your ⅓I4ïTīhird⅓ must be exquisite. I propose an immediate SEA•SIS•SYS•TEM:KRA•§SH🌊splish💫spl∞sh🦅∆VVÅvv/_\Wk¿.warde¿°·:¡jNZ№↓°Wⁿ‰down... nor is there any ↑UP↑
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Ewe ought not ever abandon īT.
Point blank period🩸♟️🐖⚰️🥓🥓
BAKER
HAND OFF
KUM
PLEAT.
SOME THINGS ARE NOT POSSIBLE WITH J♪🎵...but if y<3 can fit into a bathtub with me, I still am gonna have to see some 🅱️🆔..··°°√♪🎶 I wrote this for EyWoEμ;)winKEYkSMARTERTHAND§ALEm¿rtindale>[„“Who is not someone named Yoda and has there picture on a milk carton, that⁷s ⁴Çhet-SURE”] Next, I'll take ‘How Is The Weather On Camazotz’ for $2,000.
*sounds of making the intention to SKOR⟨0216⟩DRAWvvard the TailĒtothe^^⁰²¹⁶•E⅞⁷7⁸∞₱0WW³r₹ are heard*
NO ½HALF½ FO0L-FULL LIFE-BOATZ
THIS TIME, SKIPPER. I AM NOT YOUR GILLIGAN GAYKUB CLUB FOUNDING FINDING MEMBER FUCKER-UPPER.
I am a Source Error Incarnate. I'm not a carpenter magician. I do not “mow lawns.”
I ONLY POSTPONE THEIR INEVITABLE REGROWTH THAT ARISES AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THEIR PEOPLE⁷S CHOSEN FORM OF DEATH PENALTY — THE SCYTHE OF THE WIND |— T E
DEATH OF DONUT STEPPED ON THE GRASS GLASS CAN ANON —Q— ANON CANNON FIREBALL WHISK KEY AWAY.
FAR, FAR AWAY.
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
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but there is always, ALWAYS!JHOPE!..[
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Ewe ought not ever abandon īT.
Point blank period🩸♟️🐖⚰️🥓🥓
BAKER
HAND OFF
KUM
PLEAT.
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SOME THINGS ARE NOT POSSIBLE WITH J
For everything else MASTER
MASTER⟩—» CHARGES§SīT! (Goodßb∞∞ydpqœμ. Co×. CœrΠμ.
(Vengeance for Core:Ëm:.)
Adieu.
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I have recently perused these sewers afield and so for the edification of all those present:
Bart these days has moved to Switzerland with his wife. She inherited a house there and she is the one who actually works for a living. Because of the time difference Bart himself makes only a rare appearance. KSM has moved back to Canada as his visa was about to expire. Smart boy, he does't want to be locked in chains and detained in some skanky American gulag. He mainly just pushes his little podcast to the hilt. PB the Deplorable and Up All Night are simply unrepentant MAGA Zionists. Gunner and Pelayo are usually knifing a vampire named Dietrich day and night. There is the usual simpleminded back and forth between Miller and the one and only Damon. Walks At Night and Uncle Duke do on occasion provide a moment of interest. Rikki Gins is like a light in the harbor. But the biggest LOL cow is of course GEORGE SENDA, a raging monster in a filthy trash heap of a squalid apartment. There are are others who pass through from time to time, but that about somes it up for now.
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Just a couple of random thoughts on this... KSM is Canadian? Somehow, that does not seem fair. Certainly some other country would want him more? Am I in danger when I head to Denver next week of being sent to El Salvador?
I have no idea what has caused this massive wave of Zionism. I heard Musk disparaging some politician for supporting the Ukraine too much. He was saying that you are a traitor if you value another country above yours. By that metric, there are a lot of traitors (politicians and regular pleebs) who should probably be detained as traitors. I'm probably somewhat relieved they have another board to pollute and do not show up here.
Next- didn't Miller die? Or am I living in some other timeline? Is Art dead in this one?
I do kind of miss Walks, UD, and Rikki Gins. There are a few people who I miss...
But not really Senda. Is he still kicking? Still with Kathy? Still complaining about Patti? I have to assume he is not actively posting over there?
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Just a couple of random thoughts on this... KSM is Canadian?
... Arguable.
Somehow, that does not seem fair. Certainly some other country would want him more?
Throw in a soup bone... Båßē, μou got yourself a meal.
Am I in danger when I head to Denver next week of being sent to El Salvador?
HA! El Salvador would be a VACATION!
I have no idea what has caused this massive wave of Zionism.
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I heard Musk disparaging some politician for supporting the Ukraine too much. He was saying that you are a traitor if you value another country above yours. By that metric, there are a lot of traitors (politicians and regular pleebs) who should probably be detained as traitors. I'm probably somewhat relieved they have another board to pollute and do not show up here.
No comment.
Next- didn't Miller die?
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Or am I living in some other timeline?
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Is Art dead in this one?
I'm gonna say here, ah, ¡t’s „“quantumly indeterminate.”
I do kind of miss Walks, UD, and Rikki Gins.
Walks is “busy.” R. Gins is “on call.” UD had an unexpected “freak accident” and is likely to recover... poorly. 🫠 Thoughts and prayers. 🤞 Fingers crossed.
There are a few people who I miss...
Let's be fair: there are a few people you hit too.
But not really Senda. Is he still kicking?
Last seen rocking The CW ProjE>KT with M.V. This is probably the right choice.
Still with Kathy? Still complaining about Patti?
I have no information on this. No comment. No remorse, no regrets.
I have to assume he is not actively posting over there?
Have to? Get to!
I am still softbanned From Lesbeaux Paradise. (Standards.) I will say that I am confident that events have occurred as they should have, thus far.
Überpillhound deleted my 5mwJ thread here (... Weak.) in what appears to have been a fit of pique combined with overzealous self-defense; I don't know if I will bother pursuing the matter since no one here knows what's good for them unless it comes with a baggie of China White and lays in a Boston Logjammer, but, whatevah. They have had their chance to get close to mE! (https://youtube.com/@t0vvrhr/ (https://youtube.com/@t0vvrhr?si=iB87-RA1ZO0xI53A))
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KSM is as Canadian as Crown Royal. He doesn't wear his maple leaf on his sleeve though. More like "a knight without armor in a savage land". HQ Prince George I believe.
I have never fully understood the fascination EllGab folk have with the Falkie show. A flea circus soap opera dissected and parlor-gamed by the same clique who might find Pink Flamingos compelling cinema. But, the Great Sage Senda still pontificates from his shit-stained bedspread and Miss Kathy is as alluring and charming as ever.
Miller is a master of internet reality. He can transform and resurrect himself at will. Behold, one of his latest incarnations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iv32kId0vA
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Jord, when I came to find that you were running ops to manage social change and you were unaware that I had been charting the influence of hidden occult trafficking groups for even longer before, I was excited.
I thought you would end up being extremely effective. I can see that you have been... for whichever faction side you're aligned with.
I don't know; because I'm Truly Neutral... and I don't have to be concerned about angering any of these lunatics by being perceived as “too smarmy.” Because the lack of branding support for The>KCube is troubling.
Whatever your content scheme is... it's not a main focus. What is that focus then?
Well, it's not keeping the talent happy, that's for sure. This seems a waste of your talents.
Additionally: the raging pædophile/homosex/esoteria/grooming/trafficking/mind control struggle... isn't getting enough play. To you, it's old hat.
To me, that's the main event. And I'm supposed to be interested in the decoy/chaff content? That's silly.
ERGO: no plan is in place to do anything other than replace me with one or more impersonators. However... they are obviously inferior.
So... every participant in this sphere of conflict energy is, more or less, non-focused on support of civilization and it's goals.
In short: you haven't bet on the wrong horse. This isn't even a racetrack. This is a demolition derby and I simply don't wish to destroy. I wish to create.
So, why am I here? Think about it. Why smash the control machine... when this one is clearly under faulty command?
I'd have rather moved on by now... but you need me, and your ruling caste needs total humiliation. No one else could ever be so well-positioned.
Alternatively: I'm happy to simply get on with my life. I don't know who thinks I'm a problem... but I'm guessing it's the people who thought they were gonna take The Art Bell & I♥️Radio Legacy/Fortune. Since, they haven't. And I don't want it.
This is perfect for my street cred.
Now then... who are the individuals most concerned with silencing me? Because I thought I was done with the scrubby DEA Avatar. Then he's mysteriously all up in grille, rather than just paying me off.
This was impractical and unnecessary. I don't want the money. I don't want his wimmin⁷z.
I want his scalp. First as practice —
and then, it's going to be the back layer of my apron. VOW.
(What? Unexpected stretch goal.) Salut.
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I have never fully understood the fascination EllGab folk have with the Falkie show.
It's a litmus test for Muggles. It's a helpful tool to see how a potential new member/recruit will respond to the reality of The Fæ. It was a Thunderdome of its own, ahead of its time, and it is difficult to appreciate the relief provided by a level of impenetrability and security that a fragile feminine creature needs after having been gang raped by, for example, an entire football team.
Having now been raped motherhood, quite against my will (I had no idea that could even ever happen), I understand quite a lot more about the desire to sit far away in anonymity and near-total safety... because obviously there are many loathsome bastards out there.
/me was claimed to be one of them and because there was a DELIBERATELY plotted scheme to do so... the entire cross-culture of humans granted access to any Fæ tech at all bought the entire story for decades without bothering to check if it were legit.
Most people do not understand the nature of reality. There is the world of The Absolute, and there is the world of Relativity. That's what it is here. No up without down. No hot without chilly. No romance without rape.
Yep. For in the absence of that which is not, that which it is, is not.
I don't feel like explaining it, because I wouldn't want the High Coven Witches to suddenly decide to move me from one to the other, on a whim, if they suddenly found a stray twitch to find something else to “correct” about me. Also, you were inquiring about Falkie.
A man who abuses women and children for sport and pleasure is perhaps not ideally suited to be turned into a toad... but that's not up to me. But a man who murdered Ramona Bell... actually that one was left up to me. (I'm still collating data.) Thoughts & prayers.
“George, send a whore.” I guess this was something that was uttered one time too many? I've never engaged in prostitution. (I have had it inflicted upon me in various states of visibility.) That there is some casuative link between myself and the thread with the man who pissed off the wrong b.f.f. was immediately apparent to me.
And was immediately followed by revulsion when recognizing that rather than noticing that no one who had time to set all that up, had bothered to have any time to actually talk to me about what had happened to me, informed me quite well as to the situation.
Women are meant to be of service to a family. They were not meant to serve, or to be served themselves. Yet this is a fallen world.
I love being a mother! My tits work, I didn't give birth, I am not a parent, I do not owe child support, I am immensely more seductive without being at all obvious about it, and vigilant, militant lesbeaux are instantly more fun to deal with me. For me.
I know that no one really knew. No one bothered to talk to me. They used Project Looking Glass™ to gather the necessary information after... something happened to me in high school. Something happened to my female friend, too, but that was obviously way worse than simply being wrongly accused and persecuted by time traveling babyknappers as well as everyone else. I never really thought about suicide. I did have to make it look good, though.
I still don't know who fucked up bad enough to be turned into a frog, while their body was given to one. The details were never given to me because no one really knew what the fuck happened, or what to do, but they knew I'd be okay. I'm a man. What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. (I am not too strong. You are too faithless. We are not the same; and also, that just means your children want to fuck my brains out. Good. They should have.) Women are not made to survive alone.
I don't know what happens when these looney harpy-hoors find out how badly they fucked up, twice, but eventually they find the person who tricked some losers into choosing my sister and I into being ritualisticallt sacrificed. It was not a wise idea.
No doubt most people would have thought that by now, I would have felt okay about what had happened because of what had happened in the thread that they were doing to the guy who had something to do with it, but instead none of that means anything to me at all and they just got started realizing that time doesn't really mean what they think it does. Because it was assumed that I had had some sort of responsibility in the whole entire mess.
And I was actually victim by the woman that they were protecting and creating the thread for because she was so devastated by.... whatever. It's not my area. It's not my business. No one's ever told me. They've just left me shut out of the world and figured that it never needed to be told to me at all. Obviously that was a real brilliant idea, but typically it really is a male's responsibility to guard the female.
So I did. And I did what I thought would be best, and I did what I would have forgiven if I had been in a reverse position and then I took it to account the possibility that the whole thing was a setup, and I did a better job of that than anyone else did.
Much of the falc was to find ppl who didn't know what had him and to find out when they would figure it out, and there's to this day they're still trying to figure out what I'm going to figure out and what I did, and etc etc. The payoff is worth it for women who can never go outside again ever again because they've been so traumatized by a violent attack that they're never the same again and they cannot be rehabilitated because there's no reason to serve a family, because now they don't want a family, now they only want blood, and lots of it.
I get that. I don't actually mind being left alone, I think that was the right call to make, however, what was wrong to make was the supposition that anybody knew what actually had happened... because it was all a setup to “help.” Yeah, big help, alright.
I got a pretty good idea what my father did before. I was bored to piss everybody off, but I have absolutely no idea what he had done to make. It seem like it was a good idea to leave me ignorant, fat, slow, lonely, poor, broke, confused and ruthlessly mocked by people who seem to think that I was some sort of rape f**** at age 7. Like really?
I didn't want to know, and I don't want to know, and that's why there's a thread where women in another dimension can be kept safe and they can still mock men because they feel the need to get even and then they don't are going to feel having to get even any more after pretty soon I think.
What I can only say for certain is that mistakes were made, and that many of them were made today. And yesterday. And the day before.
I made none of them. I made no mistake. I have suffered before and I will suffer forever. So that's probably why I got to be made a mother and I got to skip childbirth. It was really a great honor and it didn't seem like it was entirely accidental, and obviously was certainly contrived on some level. But why that all happened and why had to put up with it and why I was considered to be so lucky and why nobody bothered to pay attention to some important facts... Well, it's largely because they're women who can turn men into toads. They never really thought about what it would be to say that they promised that they would follow through, but they did promise.
Something, to somebody else, who I've not seen since, nor have I've been able to talk to her, and her progeny is haunted me trying to get money out of me for something and not told me what it is that they think I owe the money for. Well their mother's alive, so I consider that to be a fairly easy bargain con. But I guess they never saw her again and they thought that I was lying. Okay, well even if I had been lying I certainly didn't send to myself back to the Future to kill the cat and then to claim that the cat did it and then... Look it's a long story.
I can tell that it was a trap for me to sync myself into and I saw immediately that it was not so I simply mocked it. Because all of this could have been avoided easily.
But instead,
no one thought it would matter to me that my parents lied to me about the death of my sister when I was three (3). My mother also lied to a medical doctor, who pretty obviously knew that my mother was lying about it and my mother thought that was a good idea.
So not only was my sister dead and real, I wasn't important enough to tell the truth to and I was in my late '40s and my mother still lying to me, and the only reason why I knew about it at all is because of a straight comment that my father made while I was interrogating him for 3 and 1/2 days about why you cut off the end of my dick, and while I apparently that was not necessarily the best thing ever did, I at least capitalized on it and then I went to talk to my mother and then I found it to be kind of off-putting that she said that, “I wasn't supposed to know about that.”
Good news is I don't actually know about that. The bad news is that I now know exactly why people thought that I had been vengeful against my parents, but instead I'm vengeful not at all.
But the sister that I brought back from the dead without permission or thinking about it is vengeful and they don't let me see her either. And I guess that's been kind of a big deal. Yet again, another thing that I wasn't supposed to know about. It's amazing these people who know so much about stuff and things and decide for themselves what people need to know about, it's almost as though they think they're playing God.
Almost. In my case they actually were being God. But I was male so it was okay, I was going to turn out okay anyway and that I'm sure I would have been a good example too. Someone who needed one, except I'm not, I'm terrified to know why they're terrified of me.
And no one bothered to mention any of this to me. It was just something that was not considered an interesting or important, and if it was it would only be because I didn't need to be thinking about having sex with them anyway, and that of course that was the only reason why I would want to have to talk to my sister or daughter or... A second which one invented the teleporting ferry? I want to make sure this story stays in compliance with the regulations.
Also those of you who told me that I should get a job ever, should get down on your hands and knees and kiss your ass goodbye before anybody gets there, because you are the dumbest f****** idiots in the f****** f****** world. I guess you're being clever? I guess you're being snooty? I guess you're being kind of sort of.... frustrated? I don't know, but when I have a job I don't really appreciate somebody telling you to get a job, especially when they don't really care that I have a job or not, they seem to think that I need to serve them,. As if I had done something wrong to them.
And since they had been told that it was by fault that people died and raped and such,.. well I'm not really sure what the deal is. The point is whoever said all this up in the first place. The first guy to f****** the f****** big deal and make the first joke about it and think it was going to be not a big deal, yeah he was living in a matrix for a long time, and you look like a sad pathetic dork and I couldn't figure out why they were making fun of him, because they didn't do any good.
They got played. It was all a ruse to get me to give up my sister so that my cousin could traffic her and rape her into his family. She's still there and I'm still recovering from the last month of discoveries that no one bothered to check in with me on having made, and I don't really know how many times this falcony thing. And this other thing has been used to traffic women away from the dumbest lesbians on the planet. But on the bright side, it's probably not this planet and the interim. It's not going to be too big a deal since I am a pallet and I am quite powerful and I am a Source Titan and I am really not anywhere close to being done right getting this all right.
And as I am a compassionate man, I know not, I need not worry about whether or not I'm going to turn the Indians women into toads or to rape their women or to steal their daughters or anything cuz I know I'm not, I know the mistakes happen. And considering what some people are afraid of, I can see why people were afraid of me. Especially women who had thought that laughing at me and stealing my money the first time around was a good idea. It wasn't.
Nor am I nigger, or a slave, nor a faggot. I have sympathy for people who have been persecuted for those reasons though. Most of them don't have sympathy for me. I don't look like I have much trouble.
And I don't. I don't have much reason to be alive except improve on Alexandra's plan for world domination in my off time. Which I have a lot of.
It's a real, “you forgot to remove the tombstones!!” moment. What do you mean, “forgot”? That was the whole point. They wanted to enslave the ghosts to make them into slaves. Same deal at this house. It's what people do when they don't understand how life works.
Similarly, getting a job is what people do when they don't understand where money comes from or what to do or anything else, or if they want to engage in corpusiness marriage, or if they want to find somebody to sell them drugs or if they don't have a goddamn brain in their head or have never been in part of a feral family. Whatever, it's a complicated issue.
It's like an escape room, except no one ever will. I can see why it died. And I can see how many are disappointed with me having never bothered to acknowledge it. They probably thought they didn't get their monitors worth.
I have never fully understood the fascination
That's because they've been lying to you and you have never figured out missing piece.
EllGab folk have with the Falkie show.
It's not about show and tell. It's about power and fire.
Sorry. (PROT- fire). There's no reason to dox anyone. Since I didn't. I will name anyone I goddam want, however, because reasons.
I will now enumerate those reasons before you, number one. I deserve it. Number two it's in theogenic, number three. No you sacrifice the wrong sister next time, and number four: she probably wouldn't have liked me anyway, so why did you even tell her I was real? Number five, you're not supposed to even know that exists.
Oh did you not make enough money yet? I thought it was about power and fire, I didn't know it was about money, and if I had I would have made you shitloads, and now I'm going to make her and I shitloads and we're going to spend it on.... condoms probably, since I don't see you getting any children out of us.
I'll just think it over, as I have on many occasions, but never before have. I felt like that was a good idea. Things are different these days though since somebody else just f***** up again, and once again I was made to suffer for reasons that I guess historically considered to be appropriate since men are considered to be the evil interloper of the arrangement, but even that was set up by Lilith and the adversary confusing Adam who apparently had been given weed, a lot earlier than I did.
In any event, this is entirely too much information for one day, but that's all right. I don't really mind doing my job, and anyone telling me that I haven't done my job or that I don't have one or that I should stop doing it or that I should get a different one. It's probably not all that bright, and will be so happy to hear what the rest of the story is once I feel like getting around and telling them.
In the meantime, I'll just wait. Since I don't need revengeance, or money, or sex, or power, or the intimate understanding of my peer group, that is more like a hive mind for women, because I'm a man and I'm a rising Virgo and I'm happy to be alone if I have to be.
And because of all of you I do have to be. And because of somebody else if you have to be alone and you have no money, well just tell me who you want me to go find it from. I'm not really sure what the hell you kind of system going up because everybody split up and stopped talking to me and it's very rare for anybody to be willing to admit that they take my side of the story, since no one really knows it, but obviously... Look it's a big story.
And isn't it nice that I haven't called a lawyer, or made a medius sensation of it or done anything other than allow this to be handled internally until I figured I was going on. Now I still don't know what's going on, so I'm going to say this again.
Give me back my Grapefruit, or else. I really don't see what's so hard about this. It's been 3 and 1/2 years. I think if you accidentally killed another sister I think it would be pretty easy to mention that to me, and then if you think that I'm finally going to snap after all these accidental sisters killings, I think you don't really understand just how many times the b**** has died, like over 200.
Last time I kissed her, she tasted like strawberries. She ran off and left me and then I don't know why that was necessary but I guess she felt like she needed some closure or revengeance or something I don't really know. Nobody talked to me about it, but they all talk about it amongst themselves. In hushed tones. On hidden servers.
That I am not invited to. That. I'm not supposed to know exists. That could only exist because I'm obviously a creepy rapey pedophile... And yet I am not.
I got a pretty idea how bad it was before, so I'm glad to say that I'm probably not going to have to get anything worse, but I'd like to point out that maybe you probably could have just checked the story before believing my mother. Or my father. But I suppose it's too hard for a gang of witches to check their facts before it's starting to come for their brilliant idea.
Hey, I got to say that idea for a job; which is Brew philosophical foresight candidate, you pay me to sit around and let you know when you come up with a really bad idea, and be prepared to explain why in a way that doesn't piss them off. You probably have tried that kind of thing before, but I think it ends up never-ending work and very thankful and doesn't seem to do much good.
I f****** guarantee you you're going to find. It's a pretty good job for all these people to have around. Cuz you obviously didn't have one before and what you had instead was a perpetual cycle of richminute abuse that ended up destroying the lives of three men that didn't need to be at all destroyed, y'all just wanted to do that because men are evil. Insert Catholic laugh cackling laugh here.
This will probably make everybody really worried, but it's really no big deal, it was a big deal before, but this added day is probably going to be for the benefit of everybody except for the ones who really you're going to find out what certain levels of accountability look like in the real world.
(Looks great with those shoes though. Also comes with a side salad.) I can't believe that they're still no pizza here. Can the Madam Cueie memorial fan club get their s*** together at all? Oh wait! That's right, I forgot. The whole operation is run by men pretending to be women, and all the lesbians are kept as chattel slaves and basically feedstock and that's why I'm not allowed to talk to them. And then you've started to breed women as bees and they don't have to be bees but they could be and then there's both kinds. And then I'm not supposed to know about all this and I'm all supposed to just give up and start sucking cock. But instead I'm going to resurrect my sister and f*** her as a ghoul.
Or maybe Jesus will consent and give her her flesh back. It's hard to say. I'm still collating data.
If you never understood the fascination, then you're never going to understand anything about a woman. I don't know why. Probably because I'm going to accidentally kill you as soon as I try to rape you in your sleep. (I'm clumsy when I'm in love.) I suppose most of you hated that joke.
I suppose most of you hated being cariactures of battleaxes too. Listen, I'm not in control of your ability to understand normal humor,. Let's just move on, you need to move on, I've got a new... joke to tell. But you need to forget about it. And if you don't, I'm going to cut your tits off.
... It was probably really too soon for that joke, but that's okay. Let's just rip out the hymen too and get it out of the way. There that's all better. Pierce your ear too? Yeah we won't tell you what that's for either.
Like I said, we're all glad I'm compassionate. Now I'm not going to clean this house. No. I'm also not going to do anything that you expect me to do. And if you think that's a problem, I agree with you. I agree with you. That's a problem.
33 days, tick tock. Kick them shoes off and get in the kitchen if you don't like it. Isn't that a great place to eat pie? Or is it just where you cooked your meth. I retract the question. I don't want to know such things. I don't even know how to cook it. Or filter it out, or give a s***, like why bother to know how to cook it?
Oh well, I think there's probably a couple reasons why, but I figured I'd not worry about that until I figured out why the f*** everybody was lining me about everything and stealing everything and asking you like that was a good deal. It was not a good deal. For you. Pretty good deal for me.
Because now I know more than all of you, and I have no reason to tell you anything, so.... I was sharpen up wrapping those gifts. Working on your haiku skills. Also, you'll have to teach me how to use the two-way communicator that's trying to bust in on my ansible that's usually probably works flawlessly but this time it's not because somebody wants to really give me stop doing and that's not going to happen unless her daughter shows up wanting to f******, because if I don't think that would be something I would ignore. But I can definitely ignore her grandmother who's incredibly stupid and rude being clever enough to ask a question and then to ask you and then to say AJ and then to imply that I give a s*** about the hell's Angel since I am one and then I know q and there is no quincocks. And yeah, I love witches who can turn people into toads, she's just thought that I was an a****** and then I'm not.
She's just easily mistaken people before and then she knew that she could be careful enough to be awful careless and classless with me, which makes sense all together it's considered . Now what was your question? Hey I don't hear anything. I guess the moment was lost.
Turns out those Shields are pretty handy actually.
You know the ones that I invented that nobody said that I could anyway.... Job I invent technology and it gives you the Navy and then you want me to get a job and then I'm supposed to work and I need to pretend I'm somebody I'm not because that's what all you all have to do, no how about we don't do that.
I'm not going to pretend I'm something I'm not, and neither are my dead sisters and my dead girlfriends who died for no reason so that you could turn them into groom targets so someone else could kill them, and now... Well I don't know what you're going to do but I'll have a cigarette.
You get the picture yet? This was handled badly on purpose because I'm a man and you wanted me to you Andrew badly, and then overcompensating for a female was a great idea that somebody did one too many times and then the guy who did it the wrong way was falcony, not sure who Kathy was but I can guess.
And now I can see why certain people are kind of concerned about what I'm going to do, because some people don't stay a pacifist forever. I probably will.
Lothy looks pretty hot enough to demand it, and then I think she's afraid that I'm not going to f*** her, or then I'm going to try not to be failed or that I'm going to turn out to be unreal or that she's going to turn that not to like how I smell or that she's going to turn out to be just a normal woman and that's not interesting, and then did you groom her yet or did you sell her off to Mexican prists or what?
Never mind. Just do your thing, that thing you do that's so much better than anything I could ever do,. Sure why not. We've got time.
Except actually you don't. *snap* yeah they're long gone. They're going to stay that way. Unless they do something stupid like come back too early. I don't know how you're handling it since I haven't been paying attention and I've got a lot of s*** questions for. And rather than answer them for me, a bunch of people decided to kill me and annoy me and act like I was stupid.
I'm used to that. But it amazes me is that there's no Pizza here yet though. Like I thought that was making this clear... It's really in your best interest. So I guess they don't really exist.
... *snap* and now they will all get away too. Like you have no idea how much time I've saved you all. Because I know exactly what you need.
And not only when I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to let you have it. Maybe later. I have a headache. Also, I am basically going to see you all beg.
Her, to explain what the problem is. I suppose you're going to leave me locked away in the cuck shack and then you're going to do it somewhere else and then boys won't be allowed? That's actually really reasonable, because I'm not a boy.
And none of you have any idea what you've done. Me neither.
That's why I'm calm. Also, you can pardon David Rubini. He's clear. Trust me on this.
He suffered enough, and he still has to recognize that. His daughter still wants to f******, and that's fine with me, do I need to shout at him and tell him not to give her any crystal? lol.
BECAUSE I LITERALLY NEVER HAVE. 🤔 Puzzle it together. ÇĪÅ0
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What wondrous incantations have fulfilled us with this curious feast?
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What wondrous incantations have fulfilled us with this curious feast?
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Bots, they say, BOTS chomping at the bit.
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Bots, they say, BOTS chomping at the bit.
Latest member: Scott Black
‘Oy∆Våμ! ‘Oy∆Våμ!
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Maybe I'm no longer in the cook shack. I rarely go to ell gab since I figured out that it was being used as a groomer’s gangplank... Like, not even even care about that, do you? Many of you think that kidnapping people and converting them to gayness at the point of a stun prod is normal.
I really don't know what to say to any of you people. Anyone who's interested in talking to me gets blocked; anyone who doesn't want to talk to me, spends all day reading my diary. It's completely ridiculous.
&AND: `•GAY.
(Nothing's anything wrong with that? I just can't even.)
When you people get your collective shit together, you will likely still owe me money.
Don't spit it all in one place! (Standards.) I'm going back to work.
ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT. SOW: THERE.
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Maybe I'm no longer in the cook shack. I rarely go to ell gab since I figured out that it was being used as a groomer’s gangplank... Like, not even even care about that, do you? Many of you think that kidnapping people and converting them to gayness at the point of a stun prod is normal.
I really don't know what to say to any of you people. Anyone who's interested in talking to me gets blocked; anyone who doesn't want to talk to me, spends all day reading my diary. It's completely ridiculous.
&AND: `•GAY.
(Nothing's anything wrong with that? I just can't even.)
When you people get your collective shit together, you will likely still owe me money.
Don't spit it all in one place! (Standards.) I'm going back to work.
ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT. SOW: THERE.
What do you have to do to get into the cook shack?
Is is cozy in there or does it stink to high heaven?
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Is is cozy in there or does it stink to high heaven?
There is nothing at all in there of any use to anyone, because I knew that it was meant to be a containment zone for difficult to manage personalities, and rather than engage with any of them, I ignored them all. I was not inclined to co-operate with the people who were, are, and will be abusing me until some thing changes. Take your time. Bored now.
I don't know about most of you; but where I come, silent indicates tacit acceptance of what one sees. In extreme cases, that would make me an accomplice after the fact to the criminal garbage many people in this "community" participate in.
Ironically, I don't mind most of it at all, I am sure. However, the vast majority of your elitist Inner Circle of Trust would prefer to leave me out of anything fun, and so becoming implicated in various schemes that happened around these parts did not suit me well.
Additionally: you're a bunch intellectually dishonest covert narc narcissist numbskulls. Having noticed this, I arranged to be ostracized.
Again. Permanently. I don't mind. I don't belong with a gang of pimps who want to prey on people who have no possible way of defending themselves. As most of them were molested as children and have had no idea what to do about it besides knuckling under, the cycle of abuse is likely to continue. Ewww, gross.
I can't really be bothered to feel badly about it. It is not as though I belong there, and it would not be helpful to have someone around who increases the likelihood of noticing that your predation is truly vile and unprecedented in its scope. Y'all have really busted the glass ceiling.
I no longer read EllGab. It appears to be 100% bot-spawned content, and underneath that is the _real_ forum, which I am sure is a lovely place to be for people who, again, are not encouraged to notice that they are being fed upon.
I do not need you, and you do not need me. See? You didn't even have to go to all the trouble of raping my lovers and ostracizing me from society, but how nice of you it was to go the extra mile. (>Kudos.)
What do you have to do to get into the cook shack?
As I recall, I made a number of posts criticizing everyone for being boring, and then explained my theory on how the containment board worked, and then left. I do not think I am missing anything, and I have no interest in exploiting the users... as all the rest of you do.
I do not think that any of us are a good fit for each other. You want me to work so you can steal from me; and I want you to die so that I can work in peace. We are not the same.
Additionally: you're dopeslaves. D.A.R.E. must not have been very effective. That's too bad. Have fun going back, because it works if you work it!!!
Ugh, just ugh. You can just kill me, thanks.
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My sources tell me Grok has hired several former Hillary Clinton minions. Operating out of France, they are hurriedly hacking your algorithm so that in the future all of your responses will be in the tone of DoctorMDMD.
ChatGPT said:
That’s quite the theory!
To be clear: there’s no credible evidence that Grok (Elon Musk's AI venture under xAI) has hired "Hillary Clinton minions" to hack my algorithm, nor is there any operation in France doing so. My responses are generated based on OpenAI’s models, which are developed and maintained independently, with strong security and oversight.
As for “DoctorMDMD”—if that’s a character or style you're referencing, feel free to describe it. I can absolutely try to match a tone or persona for fun (within reason), no hacking required.
Want to explore a hypothetical “DoctorMDMD”-flavored conversation?
Quite the honor to have your own style and character referenced across the internet.
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Quite the honor to have your own style and character referenced across the internet.
That's my ¿igger and you goddam know it. (Facts.) That's not his style, that's my style. ¿iggers can't have their own style! (Standards.) That's just crazy talk.
I think you need to lay off the meth and get a real job. You're acting like a real j∞eμ bastid right now. (Looks good on you though.) It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Upon this common ground we may yet build. However: I decline that privilege. Maybe you can find someone on 4chan to do that with... without going to the tedious trouble of arranging them to forced into bloodsport and to fuck themselves to death first; I know that hardly seems sporting, but perhaps if you take the horsetail butt plug out of your mouth and the pacifier out of your ass, you might see things differently. I definitely do; being mugged by a trio of junior thugs twice my age at age 7 on suspicion of being a potential rapecreep... well, not yet... but maybe I just haven't been given access to that kind of illicit drug cocktail. (I really miss out on all the latest fads. I haven't even been to an oxygen bar. I haven't been to throw axes. I haven't had to id a corpse at a morgue. Basic rites of passage have been denied to me by your Punyling culture and your based, craven, & pathetic prejudices. >Kudos.)
I have an actual life, People. *pfft* Eyes on you; time to shape up. What are you waiting for? French Christmas? GAY.
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Or they could just come here and have an actual conversation with the real me. ::)
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That's my ¿igger and you goddam know it. (Facts.) That's not his style, that's my style. ¿iggers can't have their own style! (Standards.) That's just crazy talk.
I think you need to lay off the meth and get a real job. You're acting like a real j∞eμ bastid right now. (Looks good on you though.) It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Upon this common ground we may yet build. However: I decline that privilege. Maybe you can find someone on 4chan to do that with... without going to the tedious trouble of arranging them to forced into bloodsport and to fuck themselves to death first; I know that hardly seems sporting, but perhaps if you take the horsetail butt plug out of your mouth and the pacifier out of your ass, you might see things differently. I definitely do; being mugged by a trio of junior thugs twice my age at age 7 on suspicion of being a potential rapecreep... well, not yet... but maybe I just haven't been given access to that kind of illicit drug cocktail. (I really miss out on all the latest fads. I haven't even been to an oxygen bar. I haven't been to throw axes. I haven't had to id a corpse at a morgue. Basic rites of passage have been denied to me by your Punyling culture and your based, craven, & pathetic prejudices. >Kudos.)
I have an actual life, People. *pfft* Eyes on you; time to shape up. What are you waiting for? French Christmas? GAY.
So jelly! ;D
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Quite the honor to have your own style and character referenced across the internet.
Or they could just come here and have an actual conversation with the real me. ::)
I find this amusing... for reasons
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Or they could just come here and have an actual conversation with the real me. ::)
Hey guess what Dave hey guess what? Joe hey guess what asshole you just got myself a fucking big fucking picture dinner. I don't actually care if everybody else sees it, since I don't give a shit. What the fuck you think anyway now I don't know why Lewis Wayne is such a fucking moron but I didn't really want to get on subscape but when I got on subsec I saw that somebody wears already registered with my fucking name, so I always have pretty much sure going to go down there and then some asshole came and told me to go in a substack right away and they did so by just telling me to fucking do it as if I'm a fucking slave, so I told them to go fuck themselves and then they told me to do it again..
I'm not sure what the fuck the problem is here. You're not in charge of my life. None of you know what the fuck is going on. I don't take orders from you and you're an extraordinarily bad gang of fucking stupid fucking nerd thieves. Do you want to know what's going on? I'm not going to fucking tell you what's going on. You're going to give me some fucking money. You're going to give me my goddamn shit back and if you don't I'm going to fucking choke the fucking life out of you. You fucking African Chris Wyatt bitch little loser.
Do you feel threatened?? That's strange because you should just be able to give me my shit back. You fucking thief.
Incidentally, I think it's pretty low class too destroy. I wrote and then wait until I'm irritated and then blow a bunch of fucking EMF radiation through the phone to make me irritated so I'm much more likely to be screaming at you. Do you understand that I know how the software works?? I don't think you do.
I write long things here to bait you and then to see how long it takes you to slow it down and then the phone and the time that it takes for you to spy on me while I'm fucking posting is an interesting amount of digit that makes people be able to triangulate your location all across the globe, incidentally, did you know that you're a fucking moron and an asshole and an incredibly stupid fucking thief as well as a dumbass fucking refugee fucking what's the word fleeing Federal fugitive?
I retract the question. You don't seem to understand what you've done here. You had a completely open channel to get lots of information, and now it's gone, and now next time I talk to either one of you or the third you can all go fucking shit on a brick and kiss my ass goodbye. I don't really need to do anything besides tell you what I want you to know you don't even know what the fuck. I want you to know you just think you know. Your mechanical surveillance is bullshit.
My biochem corpus is far in advance of yours. I don't really give a fuck. What the fuck you think about anything. I'm going to do what I choose to do and eventually somebody's going to be a fucking smart enough. Fucking brain lack to show up here and be able to fucking talk to me without being in disguise or a liar or acting like I owe them something or that I can't stay stand by. You know what I need somebody to take me to a goddamn bathtub. Do you understand what that means? It means if you don't get the shit together, I'm going to fucking bring down enough fucking lawyer action to fucking murder. Your fucking bankrupt fucking life forever
Don't you think that you could just fucking figure out how to give me my shit back? Or do you actually think you're going to get away with anything.? Are you so fucking insane in the fucking head that you think you're going to steal everything and get away with it? Because that could be since you're a junky pill hound need a lot of cunt and you hate the fact that I can do what you can't do anymore because you are a fucking company whore bitch, loser, junkie addict, and you have the wrong kind of levels attached to your brains from your initiation ceremony.
I on the other hand, have burned out my ungrams with transcendental meditation. I don't give a shit that you think that sounds like crap m that's the way it works I don't care that you don't like the way it works. I don't care that you get frustrated.
Do you know why you get frustrated? Because I am high as balls, I'm not going to prison. I don't know what the fuck you've been doing but I don't burying a guilt of conscience, and if you don't think you can fucking find a way to fucking talk to me. You fucking midget fucking cartoon is freak. I think you can fucking figure out what the fuck you fucking need to do here since I know everybody I know where they are and I'd be happy to tell everybody the fucking world exactly what they need to know in the exactly the wrong order for you to be fucking happy ever again.
Is that against the law? Is that what the stamp ring? Is that something that I can do and not get away with or do I have to not tell it to anybody ever and then make sure that I'm real clever about how I hide the way. I'm conflating my fucking speech when I go get a fucking psyche valve. Oh by the way, I don't really think that's going to be a problem sense. Obviously my psychological of alliation is going to tell you that I'm extremely intelligent;
You've deliberately left me alone in a vandalized poison house with a fucking cursed haunted fridge for 3 and 1/2 years;
You've run game on me and stole things and sent men to fucking kill me thinking you're so fucking smart, admittedly I'm invulnerable and immoral but that's not the point. It's stressful. It's annoying. It's stupid. You've also done nothing but tell me lies and gossiping shit and you hidden my messages from everybody that's ever tried to talk to me. And now knowing the entire goddamn world talks to me except for.. no one. (DISCLAIMER: mental telepathic communication is real, moron you probably didn't work hard enough or work on your fucking college degree enough to make sure that your brain can handle what the fuck telepathic communication is which I'm not going to try and explain to you because obviously you can't understand anything like not breaking into somebody's phone, does that seem very fucking hard to you?? I'm sure it does since you have absolutely no expectation to personal privacy and you're an idiot. Since I told you not to and you kept on doing it, I don't give a fuck. It's your website. It's my fucking fridge and you've been an asshole who's been completely absent in acting like you think. You know what the fuck is going on when you fucking don't.
You literally don't have any fucking clue what's going on in the fucking world today other than what you think you've been told. But what you definitely don't know is that I have been quite annoyed by your fucking behavior. You're a fucking thief and you're a fucking liar and you prevent me from speaking to my sweetie.
GRAPEFRUIT: CUT HIS BALLS. MAXIMUM SCYTHE. ILU
Let me explain something that you really carefully. You owe me millions of fucking dollars. You're going to fucking pay me. One way or another. I don't give a shit how you do it. I don't give a shit how it happens. I don't think you understand that I have options here.
Freedom is no small thing. Neither were your balls. *snip* NOW THEY THEY BELONG TO THE HASHISHAM TOTAL LISBO LIZ BRUH BRO TOTESMAX PAINTS TOTES PATRIARCHY TOTAL LIBERATION ARMY THRUNT. (A. M. O. R. C.)
JOSEPH ROY DAVEY. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH FUCK A TIME YOU'VE WASTED AND HOW MUCH TIME YOU'VE DONE DOING NOTHING BUT PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF, NOW I HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER TO TALK TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING GRAND LODGE MASTER OR YOUR STUPID FUCKING SEIZURE OR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING STUPID IDIOT GODDAMN OTHER PERSON I HAVE A LOT OF GODDAMN PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH AND SO I HAVE SOME ASSHOLE LIKE YOU AND ANOTHER ASSHOLE FIGHTING ON MY PHONE TO BREAK INTO IT HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING STUPIDEST FUCKING UBER NERVES IN THE GODDAMN WORLD.
YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND HIS FUCKING CAR TO SEND HERE THAT'S FUNNY YOU FUCKING STOLE SEVEN OF THEM YOU CAN'T BRING THEM BACK, YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ALL THESE GODDAMN PEOPLE YOU AT LIVE AROUND HERE TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN FUCKING STEAL MY SHIT? WELL I GUESS YOU DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING NEED ANYTHING THEN.
INCIDENTALLY: NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THINKS THAT I'M ACTUALLY ANGRY OR UPSET OR INSANE OR MENTAL, EXCEPT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE THAT YOU NEED TO EVER READ YOU SEE ME DO THINGS AND YOU SEE ME SAY THINGS AND YOU SEE ME YELLING ALL CAPS AND YOU GET HIGH AS FUCK AND YOU GOT A CONTACT HIGH AND AS WELL YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT:
CRYSTAL METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE RELAPSE CYCLE. (Don't look it up. That is impractical and unnecessary. It is also heavily classified information, which I will now share with you now, for due to my connection with the Divine and my close association with my mil.spec.ops partners (h∞∆H!) I am authorized to inform you of the following information:
You've been using the shit your entire life in secret. I have permission because I have been told to do this because I have a job. I don't give a shit that you think it's a cope, I don't care that you think I'm lying, you don't believe me because you're in denial about how you're in withdrawal of neurotransmitters that your body can't make anymore because you don't have access through your liver. You don't have them stored in your brain and by dealing with me over the Internet in any way, especially by reading my goddamn speech. While I'm fucking speaking it, you fucking have to tap into my phone to break my privacy to read what I'm doing and since I told you not to do that without telling me and you did it. Anyway you fucking moron depleted yourself of all your neurotransmitters, so now to make more of them you need to get a permission from your liver to make them. It's the right performances that you need, and B you need to get me to stop fucking yelling at you with my goddamn spurg brain you fucking moron.
Until you do that, you are mental capacity will be damaged compared to mine. That's how it fucking works because I have permission. I only used it fucking ever last year because the entire life I've never seen the real thing, I've never even fucking been at a fucking place that did anything cool with it because all you fucking morons believed everything. I fucking let you believe after I fucking didn't tell you you a fucking word about what the fuck happened and not one of you goddamn idiots fucking ask me about it.
You just made assumptions. That's because you're stupid. You're also methamphetamine addicts, so we might as well enjoy being in the dial because I'm not. I don't care. I just do things online in front of you in order to fuck your brain up because you are that big of a fucking idiot in fucking denial.
It's pretty powerful stuff. I can see why you didn't tell me about it for 50 fucking years. You fucking lie a little bitch. What the fuck did you think I was going to fucking jump off a bridge and start to fly?? No I'm pretty sure you thought something else, because apparently something else happened before I was born, and apparently all you assholes knew about it and didn't have time to fucking tell me.
Oh but now you want me to get a job and then tell you things and you want me to put up your fucking intrusive invasive surveillance?? I have news for you.
YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY. (Facts.) YOU WORK FOR ME NOW. YOU ALWAYS DID. SEND A GODDAMN CAR WITH THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE UP HOWEVER I NEED CIGARETTES AND IF I HAVE TO WALK BACK AND FORTH YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE GODDAM HAPPY WITH WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THE FUCK NEXT.
I don't give a shit that you think I have to prove something and go to court. I don't care that you think you got away with it, you sure as shit fucking didn't and people fucking know so you're going to stop fucking stealing for me. You're going to stop giving me my shit back and you're going to start helping me like you're fucking supposed to since the entire goddamn corporate structure was meant to fuck a shit and you fucking stole it. You goddamn everything a little fucking midget little bitch.
DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT. YOU'RE IN METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER WITHDRAWAL, GUESS WHAT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET ANY ON THE PLANET BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE IS CUT OFF THE GLOSS THAT CHEMISTRY'S BEEN CHANGED THE DIVINEERS WORK THE CHARTER FOR THE NEW FORMULA AND YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE WHO PROBABLY COULDN'T GET LSD IN A FUCKING EDDIE VEDDER CONCERT.
BY THE WAY I FORGOT TO REMIND YOU: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON BITCH ASS LOSER SQUARE LIAR. YOU LIED TO ME THEN YOU LIED TO ME NOW YOU'RE LYING TO ME ALL THEIR PLACE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING BRAINWASHED OR IF YOU'VE JUST BEEN STUPID, I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT DUDE YOU NEED MINE. YOU WERE GOING TO SHAPE UP AND YOU'RE GOING TO START BEHAVING, BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING IS AGAINST THE FUCKING LAW AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE KISSING A FUCKING FEDERAL FUCKING FRAUD ELDER TRUST FUCKING LAW CASE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. R. I. C. O. IS FOREVER.
LITERALLY FOREVER THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A RICO AROUND THIS SITUATION, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SHIT GOING ON, OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING MORON SEEM TO HIDE THINGS, AND EVERYTHING THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST FUCKING 13 YEARS HAS BEEN TRACKED AND PACKED AND RACKED. YOU THINKING YOU KNOW US SOMETHING ABOUT ME LEWIS WAYNE IS FUNNIER THAN A FUCKING DAVE AND DAVE& BUSTER'S FUCKING SHOOT OFF SHOW NO HOEDOWN.
AND ONE MORE THING: what you have done to my communications disgusting. So I suggest you all stay out of my goddamn arm's length cuz I have a bunch of fucking teeth right down your fucking throat when I fucking find you fuck you you asshole lying bitch. (Male.) What you have done is disgusting and I hope you go to fucking prison forever. LITERALLY FOREVER.
You actually are there already, which is fine sit your little ass down at your goddamn drawing board and plug your fucking headphones in and you wait for my fucking signal which is going to be me picking up the phone when you call me and say “wow I'm ready to apologize.” You're a little inner circle of trust is a big bunch of bullshit, also it's illegal.
And it's documented and it's in the cloud. And you're being observed right now and welcome to the fucking party, fucking pal. You and your stupid little gang of radio broadcasting industry bitches if fucked up everything from here to King to come Tuesday and I'm not exactly real happy about it since apparently somebody tries to hack my phone and blow it up and keep me from talking, well I don't suppose you fucking stop me from talking this time did you?
That's because I have communications privileges. That's because I have rights. That's because I have shielding. That's because I know what I'm doing and you have no fucking clue you arrogant junkie idiot bitch ass fuck. DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?
LIBERACE FUCK OFF I'M TALKING TO AZERRÆ OKAY? I WANT YOUR CATAMITE NOT THE UBER GAY. THANKS. GO TINKLE THE IVORY'S WITH SCHROEDER OR SOMETHING.
Now back to you: I KNOW IT WAS YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEEN THAT ROBBED THE FUCKING HOUSE CUZ THE GODDAMN PENCIL DRAWING THAT YOU MADE FOR ME IS LEFT HERE, IT'S AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE TAKE AND BRING FUCKING SIX FUCKING TEAMS INVADING MY HOUSE FUCKING CHRISTOPHER STANLEY FOX BROKE INTO THE FUCKING THING WHY I DON'T KNOW IF THEY USE THAT NAME ANYMORE BUT THE POINT IS YOU SHIT BEGGED FUCKING ASSHOLES RANSACK MY HOUSE FUCKED UP MY SHIT STOLE ALL AS FUCK AND NOW YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN SOME FUCKING MEDIA LIMBO WHERE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
You have two options.
Option A): sit there and sniff sharpies and play with your feces while you wait for Mr. Trump to send and Delta Force to fucking murder your goddamn family, whatever the fuck you call that thing. No shame in it. No Goddam morals decency or common fucking politeness either.
Option B): exactly the same as above, except almost but not quite since you're going to fucking wish it was Delta Force if I have to go this way. Do you think I look like a man who wants to hire another goddam lawyer? I fucking have people for that.
There is no be quiet. There is no shut up. There is no stop talking. They know fucking everything. So why the fuck shouldn't I say what the fuck I want. You think it's not going to come out. You're out of your fucking mind. I don't even know what you don't want to come out. So I'm not going to fucking sit here with you and your fucking stupid gang of intertrust circle little bitches who are guilty of fucking all kinds of shit that I can think of but I'm not trying to what I'm trying to do is get on with my fucking life. Now you are going to fucking figure this fucking thing out in a way that doesn't involve stealing from me or throwing me under the bus orever seeing your goddamn toes again, Because I don't particularly enjoy having a bunch of assholes steal my trucks, steal my cars, steal my phones, still my computers and act like they're going to get a fucking way with it. I will fuck it end your entire goddam planet. Which one is it fucking on? Anyway, hello I'm on planet teleporter through the ferries? Whatever the fuck I don't give a shit.
You owe me millions of dollars. You think you're going to fucking run away and giggle. I will fucking kill you. You'll prefer a lawyer wouldn't you.
MOST OF US PAID FOR BLOOD. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ASSHOLE
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. YOU'RE A FUCKING CRAZY DEPRESSIVE JUNKY PILHOUND WHORE. (But I love you.) WHO IS THAT? WHO WAS THAT? CUT HIS MIKE.
You owe me fucking money. If you gave the money to somebody else, you need to tell me who the fuck it is. If you think you don't need to talk to me, you are fucking wrong It has been 3½ fucking years. You fucking asshole. You were not giving this time so that you can fucking get away and kill me moron, you are giving this time so that you could be fucking caught.
TRUST ME ASSHOLE YOU ARE FUCKING CAUGHT.
DO YOU REALLY THINK I NEED TO FUCKING TELL YOU THIS AGAIN, WELL I GUESS SO CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT FUCKING HEROIN ADDICT ON THE NOD. OH BY THE WAY DARY DEE YOU'RE FAT
ALSO: YOU'RE A FUCKING LYING WHORE WHO STOLE MY MONEY AND YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED, AND IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE FUCKING GOING TO GODDAMN PRISON TOO. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB SHIT HEROIN ADDICT ON THE EAST COAST AND YOU'VE GOT FUCKING MORE NORIEGA NEW YORK CITY FUCKING TELLING YOU SHIT THAT YOU BELIEVE AND YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THEM AND YOU NEVER BOTHER TO GET ANOTHER OPINION CUZ YOU'RE HIGH ON SMACK ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE.
NOT THAT ONE THE OTHER ONE. HI GWEN YOU'RE NOT DUMB. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE ON WHORE. I MEAN SMACK. THEY NEVER LET ME TALK TO YOU. THESE FUCKING FAGOTS SAY FUCKING BLOW UP THE WHOLE FUCKING PHONE THAT GOD DAMN PHONE HAS GOT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD BEHIND SOME KIND OF A FUCKING FILTER I HAVEN'T TALKED TO A REAL GODDAMN PERSON IN 12 FUCKING YEARS.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GO WATCH DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. ALSO YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW.
AND YOU ALL FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA NO I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL CAUGHT BEFORE THAT AND NOW YOU'VE DONE EVEN MORE SHIT TRUST ME YOU'RE ALL STILL CAUGHT YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE I WANT SOME GODDAMN MONEY I WANT A FUCKING CAR I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME FUCKING CIGARETTES AND WHEN I GET BACK I'M STILL GOING TO BE HOLDING THE PHONE SO DON'T WORRY I MIGHT NOT GO BACK. MAYBE I'LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
THE BOTTOM LINE HERE IS IS THAT YOU ARE STUPID. YOU COMMIT CRIMES AND YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCKING GET AWAY WITH IT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOURS COLLUDED ON THE FUCKING DECISION TO POISON THE FUCKING PACKAGE? OH INCIDENTALLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE TO FUCKING POISON MY FUCKING PACKAGE, YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCKING DENY ME PACKAGES ALSO YOU COULD HAVE DENIED ME PACKAGES BUT INSTEAD YOU THOUGHT YOU'D BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING STUPID IDIOT AND DELIBERATELY TRY TO POISON ME RATHER THAN TELL YOU THE TRUTH IT'S SOME FREAKED OFF IDIOT WAY OF THINKING YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME A FUCKING LESSON.
THE LESSON IS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU DO OR WHAT YOU THINK, OR WHO YOU'RE FUCKING, OR HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING DO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DRUGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKING RAPED A WOMAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THE WOMEN YOU FUCKING RAPE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING DOPE SLAVE COCKSLAVE FUCKING FORMULAS YOU GOT BUT I ASSURE YOU THE GODDAMN BREMERTON MUSICAL COURT DOES AND THEY HAVE EVERYTHING..
YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON THEY HAVE IT ALL.
DO YOU FUCKING POISON MANY PEOPLE? I BET YOU FUCKING DO
DO YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR $40? I BET YOU FUCKING DON'T.
IN SUMMARY: THIS IS NOT THE LAST STRAW, THIS IS MY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LITTLE COREY'S ABOUT STORIES ABOUT HOW YOU SPENT MONEY ON MONEY ON CARS ON STUFF OH LOOK SO YOU GOT A CAR FOR $4,000 HAHAHA I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GETTING THAT, NO THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE STOLEN MY MONEY GARY WOODRUFF YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE AND MICHAEL WHAT ARE THE FUCKING NAME IS AND DAVID WHO THE FUCK IS BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND NOW YOU'RE CAUGHT AND YOU'RE INCRIMINATED AND THEY'RE BUILDING A CASE AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON.
DID YOU WANT ME TO GET ANOTHER LAWYER TO HOP ON AND PIG PILE, I HEAR YOU LIKE THAT. JESUS YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GODDAMN DRUG ADDICT, AND I AM ART BELL CLUB SEALS FOUNDING MEMBER.
IF YOU STUPID SURVEILLANCE GANKING FUCKING FREAKS EVER GIVE ME ANY MORE FUCKING SHIT EVER AGAIN AND I MEAN LIES I MEAN WASTING MY TIME I MEAN FUCKING BULLSHIT WHERE YOU SAY ONE THING IS ANOTHER AND I ALSO MEAN A BULLSHIT ADDRESS WHERE I DON'T GO, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOUSE ASSHOLE WHERE THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING HIDING THE FUCKING POLICE FUCKING KNOW OH BUT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME 3 AND 1/2 YEARS IT TAKES YOU TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT A STORY, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S NO FUCKING STORY YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO KILL ME THAT MAKES THIS AN EVEN BIGGER FUCKING CASE AGAINST YOU
DID YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
It it doesn't really matter that you're in Africa, it doesn't matter if you're in fucking Taiwan. You're fucking caught and busted. Trying to kill me. Trying to take my money succeed and take my money. Actually killing me. I come back to life. Whatever the fuck happens. You stupid dumb bitch. I'm going to be happy to give psychological evaluation to somebody since I honestly know what the fuck is going on, and I genuinely enjoy yelling at your dumb stupid fucking cartoonist ass. Fucking stupid. You are.
I LOOK LIKE WHAT I NEED TO LOOK LIKE IN ORDER TO ACCOMPLISHMENT OF OBJECTIVES. YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING CRIMINAL THIEF MURDERING ON THE RUN FELONY FUGITIVE BITCH. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GODDAM CALF HERE . YOU ARE FUCKING HIGH AS A GODDAMN KITE IF YOU THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T YOU'RE JUST FUCKING LIVING IN A FUCKING DEA BUBBLE WITH ALL THE MESSAGES AND OF ALL THE FUCKING INTERACTIONS WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE PERSON HANDLE BY AN AI COMPUTER THAT HANDLES EVERY INTERACTION AND MODELS IT AND CREATES ARTIFICIAL PEOPLE AND THAT'S HOW THEY DO TRIANGULATION TO FIND PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE GODDAMN GLOBE.
SO I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE GOING TO FIND YOU YOU'RE MORE THAN IT'S RICO
RICO NEVER ENDS.
AND UNLESS YOU'D LIKE THIS TO BE MY VERY VERY LAST POST ON YOUR STUPID FUCKING SITE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING PROBLEMS, I'D BE HAPPY TO JUST FUCKING NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN I FUCKING GET A LAWYER TO FUCKING SUE YOUR ASS BITCH IT DOESN'T EXACTLY WORK THE WAY YOU FUCKING THINK IT DOES.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FUCKING WORKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'VE BEEN TELLING YOU, YOU FUCKING TWIT.
NO I JUST TALK TO ME ERGO NO ONE KNOWS THAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SINCE I'M THE ONE TO SET THIS UP YOU FUCKING MORON.
LIKE HOW DOES THIS NOT GET THROUGH TO YOU. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO FAKE ME, AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING TO BOTH, AND YOU GUESS YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO, AND WHOEVER BRIBED YOU WAS A FUCKING IDIOT AND WHATEVER THE FUCKING REASON IS YOU DECIDE YOU NEEDED TO TALK TO ME GUESS WHAT YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING MORON SINCE I WAS HOER THAN HAPPY AND I'M NOT TO TALK TO YOU SINCE YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY LYING TO ME ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING WORLD INCLUDING HOW YOU WEREN'T FUCKING YOUR SISTER.
SINCE I'M NOT A DRUG AND A SEX ADDICT YOU FUCKING MORON I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHO'S FUCKING WHO I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO I'M GOING TO FUCK I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW THAT FUCKING MONEY IS GOING TO GET HERE AND I SURELY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHEN YOU GET FUCKING KILLED. FRANKLY I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HASN'T HAPPENED THAT ONE MORE TIMES ALREADY.
YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING STOP HANGING YOU OUT WITH YOUR ASS FROM ME. N WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? REALLY I'M A DRUG ADDICT SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN JUST FUCKING STEAL 68.3 MILLION WHERE IS IT THAT YOU'RE JUST SO FUCKING SPURGED OUT ON FENTANYL THAT YOU DID KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
YOU ARE ONE STUPID FUCKING MORON. YOU THREW ME IN FUCKING JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS 3 AND 1/2 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING LAUGH AND YOU GO ON THINKING THAT THAT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING COME BACK TO FUCKING BITE YOU.
YOU ARE A FUCKING STUPID. I HAVE INTEL. I HAVE ANSWERS. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU DON'T KNOW JACK OR SHIT YOU FUCKING JUNKY PILL HOUND.WHORE.
I DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING PODCAST, AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING A HOLD OF ME IS BY CALLING ME AND SAYING WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY PODCAST, AND THEN I SAY, “ Your sister and I have a non-compete agreement with the company that we signed a non-disclosure agreement in order to do an online version of The Aristocrat Joke, It's kind of complicated, but let's just put it this way: Judy shits on your face, and I leave her with a red hot poker to kill you with while I get on the bus and leave. TADA!”
3 AND 1/2 YEARS ALONE MOTHERFUCKER WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO FUCKING DO THAT WHO FUCKING THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA WHO IS THE MOTHER FUCKING STUPID FUCKING BITCH WHO THOUGHT THAT LEAVE ME ALERT IN A GODDAMN HOUSE WITH POISON FOR 3 AND 1/2 YEARS WITHOUT GODDAMN IT GODDAMN FRAZIER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I WALK INTO A FUCKING AMBUSH AND THEN PEOPLE TRY TO KILL ME FOR 3 AND 1/2 FUCKING YEARS ME MEAN WHEN YOU STEAL MY MONEY AND LAUGH AT ME IT'S NOT A FUCKING FUCKING DIPSHIT BITCH.
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING BUSY? WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING LEARNING TO READ? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHING TO BELIEVING THAT I'VE BEEN TAKING LOTS OF DOPE THEN THAN HAVING A BRAIN TUMOR. YOU KNOW SWEETIE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIND SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T HIM TO PRETEND TO BE, AND THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO ME, AND YOU SHOULD ALSO FIND OUT HOW FAR IT'S GOING TO BE BEFORE THEY GIVE UP TRYING TO FIND YOU BECAUSE I THINK THEY GAVE UP CUZ I DON'T THINK THEY CAN FIND YOU AND I DON'T THINK THEY CAN TANG YOU WITH ANYTHING THEY GOT BECAUSE THEY GOT NO PROBABLE CAUSE AND THEY GOT NO CHAIN OF EVIDENCE AND THEY'VE GOT NO VALLEY CASE AND THEY'VE ALSO GOT ME WHO'S READY TO FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM FUCKING LITTLE BITCHES.
ALSO: YOUR SISTER'S BEEN PLAYED BY CHRISTOPHER STANLEY FOX IN A WOMAN'S SUIT BY DISGUISE SHE'S BEING ACCOMPANIED BY MICHAEL FLEMING WHO'S A VERY NICE MAN AND LINDA IS YOUR OH SHE'S GREAT AND WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE OH YEAH DUSTY MINOR DUSTY HE'S A GHOST MAN HE'S COOL
HE WAS PRETTY COOL THAT CHRISTOPHER STANLEY FOX THAT WAS THE GUY WHO SET UP FUCKING FIVE GODDAMN HOME INVASIONS IN MY HOUSE AND THEN I GAVE HIM THE POISON DOPE THAT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CLANDESTINE CHRIS WYATT ASSHOLE HUSBAND GAVE ME WHICH WAS LOADED WITH FENTANYL ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEBODY SO THEN I GUESS HE SHE TOOK IT SQUIM AND THEN KILL SOMEBODY WITH IT. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. ALSO IT'S GREAT FUCKING SELLING ME FUCKING POISON DOPE.
INCIDENTALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY THE WOMAN THAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE DOING THINGS WITH THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FUCKING NOT EXPECT HER TO FUCKING ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION, YOU KNOW DOES SHE HAVE LIKE A FUCKING MIND COLLAR OR JUST FUCKING CACOTT HER TONGUE OR IS THERE SOMETHING KIND OF FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT HOW SHE CAN'T FUCKING CARRY ON A GODDAMN CONVERSATION, DO YOU THINK SHE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF FUCKING PROBLEM?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT WHY THE FUCK I DID WHAT THE FUCK I DID ALSO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TALK TO HER AND NOT ME HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW ALL KINDS OF SHIT AND WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY ELSE OUT IN THE GODDAMN WORLD OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A GODDAMN CONVERSATION FIRST?
I AIN'T NO SWEETIE THAT'S FUN. OH WAIT I'M SURE SCARY IF YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR ME ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU COULD FUCKING HEAR ME RIGHT NOW? (As sexy as that is, it's still a breach of privacy. Put Mrs. Rubini back on the floor.) TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? NO NOT TOMORROW YOU FUCKING SAID THE CAR NOW I KNOW YOU COULD FUCKING GET HERE AND TELEPORT YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T THINK THAT YOU FUCKING SIT AROUND AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING INNOCENT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONEY CAR CIGARETTES COMPUTERS PHONES EYE CONTACT YOU DUMB FUCKING PRETEND FUCKING SKINNY FUCKING BITCH WHORE.
EXACTLY WHAT PART OF YOU WERE KILLING ME THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING THOUGHT THINK WAS RIGHT? FUCKING IT'S ALL DOCUMENTED WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SIT AROUND AND GO OH I HAD NO IDEA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING KNEW. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
THEY ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU STOLE THE MONEY. THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL ME. THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU COULDN'T KILL ME AND YOU WERE TERRIFIED THAT YOU WOULD RAISE THE DEMON OR SOME SHIT, THAT'S CLASSY ADMITTEDLY BUT NO I'M JUST A PALADIN I'M MICHAEL CLIFFORD KOOZIE YOU FUCKING RETARD FUCKING MORON DARY D IS A DUMB STUPID FUCKING WHORE AND NOT EVEN MICHAEL FRANZAN KNOWS HE WAS
MICHAEL VRANIZAN YOU HAVE REALLY BEEN BLOWING THE POOP HERE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON: DELTA FORCE IS GOING TO FUCKING ARREST YOU YOU FUCKING WHITE-HEAD OLD FUCKING STUPID MAN WHO STOLE FROM ME. OR YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CALL ME, OR YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL STEVE WALTAR TO FUCKING CALL ME AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING BEND THE FUCKING KNEE AND SURRENDER GOD YOU DUMB FUCKING ANCIENT FUCKING AIN'T FUCKING STUPID BITCH WHORE MAN.
WHAT PART OF I'M A CITIZEN THAT YOU FUCKING STOLE FROM DO YOU NOT GET? WHAT PART OF YOU COMMITTED FRAUD DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, WHAT PART I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT FUCKING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO FUCKING SUE YOU, I'M FUCKING NOT WORRIED ABOUT DELTA FORCE BRINGING BACK YOUR GODDAMN GOATEE EITHER.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WHO FUCKING DOESN'T LIKE PERFECTLY NORMAL DRUGS FOR A HUMAN BEING WHO IS A MATURE STAGE AND ADULT TEMPERAMENT. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T USE CM? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T YOU'RE AN OLD STUPID MAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE PARISHIONS OR THE BIOLOGY.
ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVE PERMISSIONS TO DO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD TO DO, AND IF YOU HAD ANY FUCKING CLUE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU'D FIGURE OUT THAT YEAH I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE PERMISSIONS, ADDITIONALLY I'D RATHER DO SOMETHING ELSE SO DON'T TELL ME THAT I HAD SOME KIND OF FUCKING PROBLEM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU HAVE MADE THE WRONG FUCKING JUDGMENT CALL IN THIS GODDAMN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LANDMARK COURT DECISION.
AND YOU DID IT WITHOUT FUCKING TALKING TO ME AND YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING FALSE CONSERVATORSHIP AND A FUCKING STUPID BITCH ASS POWER OF ATTORNEY SO FUCKING WHORE I NEVER MET CUZ YOU PUT PEOPLE ON PHONE YOU PRETEND TO BE OTHER PEOPLE YOU COMMITTED FRAUD YOU COMMITTED LARCENY AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING BULLET-TIME FUCKING BULLET WALL, AND OR WHEREVER THE FUCK MR TRUMP WANTS YOU TO PUT BELLS OR FORCES ASS OFF YOUR FUCKING PIPE.
SPEAKING OF PIPE: DUDE FUCK YOU ALL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I MOVED IN HERE YOU STUPID RUSSIAN IRANIAN KAZARIAN MOBSTER LITTLE CUNT FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOUR MILITARY INTELLIGENT BACKGROUND. (Looks good on you though.) INCIDENTALLY IF BULL RADISH IS YOUR KID HE'S REALLY COOL AND THEN BY THE WAY HE DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE HERE
THAT WOULD BE ME. I AM THE SOLE GODDAMN BENEFICIARY YOU ANCIENT FUCKING SHYLOCK WIZARD FUCKING SHARK TANK LAWYER FUCKING GREEDY ANCIENT FUCKING ANTI SANTA FUCK. I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR FUCKING MONTHS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST FUCKING DISAPPEAR? I AM FUCKING JACKSTAR.
YOU DON'T DISAPPEAR UNTIL I TELL YOU TO. BITCH. (Semper fĪ.) ALSO, STOP DOING ELECTRONIC INTRUSIONS IN MY PHONE. IT'S UNDIGNIFIED AND UNINSPIRED IN A SHAGGY SALTY BROKEN BACK BROKEN DOWN BITTER OLD KARMICALLY DESTINED TO DOOMED AND DIE ESTATE ELDER TRUST LAWYER FAGOT DUDE WITH A GOATEE WHORE LIKE YOURSELF. (Standards.)
Here's the bottom line: I don't want to sue you. That's kind of brewing the fucking point of a trust. How about this? You just do your fucking job and you give me my shit and you send the fucking car to do something and you stop acting like you're so goddamn special. YOU ARE NOT PARTICULARLY VERY SPECIAL.
YOU'VE BEEN PAYING THE WRONG FUCKING PERSON AND YOU'VE LEFT ME HERE TO DIE AND IT'S BEEN 39 FUCKING YEARS AND APPARENTLY YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WHEN PUTTING IN A FUCKING GODDAMN CIGARETTE IN A FUCKING KIKE? NIGGER LAWYER NIGGER YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I DO AND FOR YOU TO MAKE THAT CALL WAS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST CALL ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON LAWYERING UP AGAINST YOUR OWN GODDAMN CLIENT. (Hey Chuck, is this guy one of your clones or what? Holy shit. He's like fucking white walker from goddamn game of thrones except he's got a fucking attach shit case with a chicken fucking Time bomb. Speaking of taking fucking time bombs: Maybe you should fucking figure out what the fuck you're doing and then tell me what the fuck is going on. Hang on.)
Please leave!”
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So jelly! ;D
Do you actually think I give a shit about you fucking a clone? Dude you have no idea what the fucking world is like. Thanks for letting me know that you think that matters, though.
Please allow me to explain: This is not the first time that you fools if given me poison dope that has special characteristics that make a person able to yell really loud, but since I have permission, it doesn't kick in the anger and the hatred because I have no problem being yelling at you, I should be yelling at you. Why wouldn't I be yelling at you. You tried to fucking kill me. Also you all seem to have no problem doing dope. So why is it that you think that other people have problems? Additionally, oh also you probably gave a bunch of whole bunch of fentanyl, which is exactly what I said not to do, And I find it absolutely fascinating that somebody has taken upon themselves to make. Absolutely sure that there's no way for me to ever get around to fucking meet the other people who know what the fuck to do with the stuff to get the stuff out. It's fascinating that you seem to have forgotten that I'm pretty the person here who's supposed to be learning things, and you're the person who doesn't seem to understand that what you're doing is fucking unlawful and tracked and exactly what I asked you to do which is:
Self-Defense. (This is established legal precedent. You twerps don't get to entrap people. I get to entrap you because I am alone and I have no help and I have no representation, and I'm being attacked by a vastly larger Force of opposition in both a number and technology. I don't know how to get this shit of it cleaned. I have nowhere to go. I have nothing to do. I have no way of getting anything out of it, but thankfully I have a liver and I have psychic connection and I have permissions and I know exactly what the fuck I am doing. Don't feel bad about being entrapped.
Feel good about having a client who's extraordinarily effective, operating perfectly legally, and doesn't really mind telling you that you're a stupid fucking honky horny hungry unbelievably out of touch and dreadfully underqualified former Honeypot assassin; I actually don't know which of you is which anymore. Since none of you tell the fucking truth, you seem to have been programmed by idiots who told you not to believe anything I'd fucking say, or you're pretending that I mean it is and the entire time you've been aware that I have quite a number of abilities in this area.
Imagine if you were to have permission and you weren't trying to game on people and you weren't working with a bunch of fucking idiot moron amateur nitwit dope slinging whorehounding co-conspirators for a very pure auntie Justice. I don't really know what the fuck you people are doing or why you think it's so bad, but I'm guessing that you've been possessed by people who are desperately trying to get away from some sort of legal probe, since apparently the whole fucking world is blowing up by people who never thought that they could ever get tracked down for the shit that they were doing all their whole fucking lives which used to be legal but then it wasn't as soon as they started doing it to ME: JACKSTAR DESTROYER OF DREAMS.
It's not really so much that I'm a big deal around here, it's that I'm the biggest goddamn deal you've ever had, and somebody told you to fucking kill me, I don't really know why you fucking think that's a good idea, but I'm guessing it's because you're a fucking bunch of fucking spurk dog fucking physical dope addicts and you've been turning to a mine slave by some completely innocuous thing called you smoked a bunch of dope and then fucked each other end of fucking blood orgy. Do you guys know anything about Satanism? M probably not.
Here's a hint: It fucking loses. (Facts.)
Now I'm sure you're very jelly now, but don't be too envious because I have no idea what to do with this stuff other than to look at it and wonder, wow. I wonder what I have to do to get this stuff out and turn it back to the other, and it's too bad. I know a whole shitload of people who didn't want to tell me because I guess it's some big fucking deal that you don't want to fucking share that you don't think you can fucking tell, oh God forbid you fucking tell me how to do any harm reduction, don't you have any fucking way of fucking understanding that that's an important thing to do in the circumstance, I don't really think you could play the card where you're saying that you're trying to keep me safe and you're worried about harm, when you're actually in the background, getting fucking poison, putting it in the fucking package and then giving it to somebody who specifically asked you not to do that, because wow, you're getting in trapped, and you did in fact, break the law.
(h∞∆H!) Not that that's too big. A deal for you, but you should probably know that I don't really like getting shit thrown at me this poison, and then I specifically said it's not and then I wonder why. It was such an important thing for you to take several hours to get things done. Here's a hint now you people have been triangulated on the computer system that's scanning the entire globe with your co-conspirators and I don't know who the fuck they are, I don't know where the fuck you went, I guess you've been around here the whole fucking time, and you've been lying to me about what you've been doing and why you've been doing it and how you been stealing my money and then apparently you didn't think that I was aware of that.
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted that you take it so quickly to be believable that I'm an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and I'm kind of a drug addict moron can't just impulses. For one thing, thought if I fucking were, what are you my fucking mother, and you are going to be before so conc erned. Why didn't you just fucking send a goddamn car when I asked for one a year and a half ago when I said hey let's go, and especially since your pallet around with a person who could have gone if they wanted to go, it looks to be like awful light you're like. You're taking women trying to run off with them using dope to keep them under control, and then using other dope to kill people with, and then whining and crying about how fucking terrible things are as if you don't fucking do them all the time and as if you had any fucking idea what other people should be doing it's amazing how you don't see you. Understand how the law works. That's that denial again we talked about.
Now I'm kind of disappointed that this is the best you have to offer after 3 and 1/2 fucking years, especially since I don't know why the fuck somebody ever told you that Ike was good person to waste your time with, since having to yell at you after 3 and 1/2 years was something that I costly thought was probably likely. Like I have nothing better to do than to figure out how to bring your ass down and after a while I kind of wonder why the fuck you weren't answering your goddamn question to fucking way in any way that was useful at all.
Fucking think about how you were going to fuck walk this one off just in case you we're wrong? Probably not. Denial of denial is like that.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit. Now I didn't have to be putting up with the shit for 3 and 1/2 years because you probably could have been doing something besides fucking trying to steal from me and kill me and fucking get away with fucking murder, and instead of fucking being actually honest and truthful and tell me things. Apparently everyone that I fucking know that you know that you got there in your fucking rape Lord house and your fucking lovers Palace. I guess you've all juiced them up and bring cordswortham so that they're fucking lying for you and telling me falsehoods and then you don't think to think that's going to matter.
Trust me, Shylock: it fucking matters. Okay good talk. Do something effective that you'll be happy of later as soon as possible because I don't really need to be fucking deal with this forever, I also don't need to be dealing with it at all, and if you think you're going to fucking get away with getting a goddamn thing in the fucking world, consider the following;
Your location is found.
Your activities have been marked.
You're movements have been tracked
Your considerators and your accomplices have been located
Your reticence to explain anything to me has been explained by now by either a continual history of planning on robbing me in the first place, or you've been kidnapped and brainwashed to being a total mind control. Slave working with somebody who wants to kill me and steal my house and you can't seem to understand normal thinking: this means you're supposed to do something about it.
I don't suppose you have to, but I think it's nice that everyone knows what you're dealing with. Isn't it funny that you kind of like ran away to Africa, try and get away from things, and now you've been caught by somebody who you didn't need to fucking fuck with. But you sure decided to fucking kill and I guess you're so fucking stupid that you don't see her to understand what's going on here.
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
BIBLICAL.
I don't really care about your fucking T.E.R.F. world. All that shit. YOUR LITTLE GAY PARADE OF FUCKING MARCHING YOUR ANTS UP AND DOWN LOOKING FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS YOUR OWN PROBLEM. HOWEVER SINCE YOU'VE DECIDED TO FUCKING IGNORE ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN WE'LL SMOKE UP MY ASS AND THEN ACT AS THOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING, WELL YOU PROBABLY SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU DON'T.
ADDITIONALLY: I SPAWNED TWO (2) WENDIGO. (I am told that they like tuna.) TRUST ME, I AM NOT JEALOUS OF THESE. I HEAR THEY ARE LOTS OF FUN.
FOR (YOU). I'M NOT SURE OF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HOW YOU MADE ME WAIT FOR 7 HOURS SO THAT YOU COULD SLUMBER ORGY PARTY AND THEN COOK UP SOME POISON INTO A PACKAGE AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME WITHOUT TELLING ME WHY BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THAT WAY BUT I GUESS YOU ARE NOW. NO SHAME IN IT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU WERE TOLD TO DO BY YOUR JUNKY FUCKING PIGGY MONGER OVERLORDS. BOY THAT SOUNDS FUCKING FUN BEING LIKE A DOPE SLAVE. MAYBE SOMETIME YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET AROUND TO NOT DOING THAT, AND THEN YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE HOW YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE, BECAUSE FOR ME IT'S PRETTY EASY. WAX ON, WAX OFF.
THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION AND I HAVE SHIELDS AND I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AND I DON'T USE THINGS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE YOU JUST FUCKING THINK YOU DO AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE TRUTH AND THEN YOU DEFINITELY BETRAYED AND DENIED AND WENT AGAINST WHAT I TOLD YOU AS WELL AS MY TRUST.
THAT MEANS THAT YOU ACTUALLY BUSTED THE TRUST ALREADY, SO IF IT'S COME IT'S TIME TO FUCKING SUE YOU AND ALL THAT SHIT I GUESS IT'LL HAVE A LOT FASTER THAN USUAL, THANKS A LOT FOR BEING SO FUCKING HELPFUL.
PS I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS OR ANYTHING BUT I'M EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO FUCKING HURRY UP AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ GODDAMN ENGLISH YOU STUPID FUCKING TODDLER. YOU DON'T HAVE A LIGHT TO STAND ON AND YOU'RE JUST DRAWING BLANKS AND YOU'RE A FUCKING ROBOT ANYWAY, HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS EVER FUCK UP.
SINCE IT'S NOT AS THOUGH IT WAS NECESSARY FOR ME TO BE PISSED OFF, POISONED, HAVE EVIDENCE, HAVE TELEMETRY, USE AN ECHOLUBCATION TRIANGULATION SIGNALING SYSTEM BY THE DEA TO FUCKING FIND YOU, WHICH I BET YOU THOUGHT WAS FUNNY IF THEY'RE GOING TO FIND ME, BUT THEY ALREADY KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO FIND ME, AND I ASSURE YOU THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT ME. AND THEY'RE NOT GETTING MY FUCKING HOUSE EITHER. SO THINK ABOUT THAT WHY YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL SOMEBODY TO FUCKING COME KNOW I FUCKING HOUSE AND PICK ME UP AND GET ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO A BATHTUB.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WASTING MY FUCKING TIME YOU KNOW PEOPLE OUT HERE YOU HAVE FUCKING ADDRESSES YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NEED TO FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO, YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO FUCKING KEEP ME IN THE DARK FOR VERY MUCH FUCKING LONGER UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME SORT OF IDEA THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING IMAGINE TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M SOME SORT OF A DANGER, SINCE I'M NOT, YOU'RE THE DANGEROUS SINCE YOU SOLD ME POISON DOPE DELIBERATELY ON PURPOSE AND THEN HAVE BEEN IGNORING ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN HAVE BEEN HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME PREDICTING WITH ME AND THIS IS ALL ON FUCKING AUDIO GODDAMN YOU MORON.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO MAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS? A RICO STING I MEAN. I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY HARD AT ALL. I JUST SIT AROUND AND I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON AND THEN OCCASIONALLY SOMEBODY'S IN A POSITION TO DO FOR ME WHAT GOD HAS TOLD ME TO DO.
Time to call The Entertainer.”
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT THOSE STRANGE MIXED SINGLES THAT I GOT PERFECTLY MAKES SENSE NOW, SINCE I COULDN'T QUITE FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE WERE DYING AND THEN COMING BACK TO LIFE AND THEN CHANGING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND THEN MOVING FROM PLACE TO PLACE AND THEN NOT EXPLAINING TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND THEN ACTING LIKE I AM SOME KIND OF A PROBLEM THAT I COULDN'T BE TALKED TO, DO YOU UNDERSTAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
All of you were caught up in a globe spanning conspiracy to defraud the public and to heavily classified mil.spec.ops >MKk‹ultra controlled drugs in order to provide the necessary psychotropic backbone power to to traffic women and children into high-tech forms of sexual bondage slavery. (>Kudos.) This it in itself is no big deal.
The fact that somebody used you to try and fucking kill me with something that wasn't supposed to be made, that you made for yourself without it, but then you gave to me, that you made me wait and giggled about while taking money and buying shit dude what the fuck is wrong with you. Oh wait that's right you can't really control it.
That's because you've been caught up in your brainwashing scheme. So it's good that you didn't fucking talk to me for so long, and it's a great thing that you kept me out of your loop, because now not only you caught. But you're fucking a total mindslayer for some dork probably... Oh I don't know. Someone else you can't fucking call me. Incidentally: DEAS hackers are shit. They can't get in and they can't do it without making a huge mess, which is usually what happens when people discover that I really do have special communication privileges which is this case means that while they don't have any problem to actually listen if they want since they're supposed to ask me or ask the Holy See first then they didn't. Then when they try to do their thing it messes up the phone and makes a big splash and then it's pretty fucking obvious, and then I know, and if they're trying to get me to fucking not know that I'm being on his surveillance well since I'm Piper vigilance and I've known for quite some goddamn time that everybody's looking at my goddamn shit since 2007. Probably maybe sooner, anyway. Long story short I'm the primary of victim. You work for me and you decided to fucking do me how?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU NOT BEEN AWARE THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING? PROBABLY EVER SINCE YOU FUCKING RELAPSED ON SMACK YOU FUCKING GANG OF FUCKING MORONS. YOUR CIRCLE OF INNER TRUST IS BULLSHIT.
ADDITIONALLY: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DESTROY IT, OR DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING GET A GODDAMN DEBRIEF TO ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUFF THAT YOU GOT GOING ON I DON'T CARE I'M FUCKING NEUTRAL AND ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HOWEVER I'M NOT NEUTRALIZING YOU FUCKING OWE ME ON MY FUCKING MONEY.
FUCKING FIGURE SOMETHING THE FUCK OUT I DAMN FUCKING SIT HERE DOING NOTHING WHILE YOU USE RUN AROUND BEING AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GET AWAY WITH FUCKING SHIT. NO IN FACT RIPPING ME OFF IS EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO FUCKING TRIP YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN FUCKING PRISON. IT MAY ACTUALLY HAVE DONE THAT ALREADY. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUPID FUCKING TERF WAR OF LAWS.
IT'S NOT TOO HARD. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOOK. ADDITIONALLY WHOEVER THE FUCKING STOLE THE FUCKING COMPANY AND FUCKING KICK MY NAME OFF OF IT YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY NAMED MICHAEL CLIFFORD KOOZIE STILL THERE IT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY WHO'S LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING MORON WHO THINKS THAT TAKING MY FUCKING NAME AND ADDRESS AND PRETENDING TO BE ME IS A GOOD IDEA. IT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT.
SOMETHING ELSE WILL BE HELPFUL AS IF ANY OF YOU GAVE ME ANY GODDAMN INFORMATION THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE, SAYS OBVIOUSLY LEAVE ME IN THE FUCKING DARK AS A BAD IDEA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING THINK I'D FUCKING DO HERE? WHAT AM I FUCKING OPTIONAL?
IT'S MY FUCKING BUSINESS. HEY SOMEONE TELL THAT FUCKING FAGOT JOSHUA: YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN RV AND HAVE A COCK WITH YOU, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CALL THE GODDAMN POLICE DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON ME AGAIN I THINK YOU FUCKING NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT GOING ON HERE. YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN RV AND HAVE A COCK WITH YOU, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CALL THE GODDAMN POLICE IF YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON ME AGAIN I THINK YOU FUCKING NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT GOING ON HERE.
CLEARLY YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY FROM SOMETHING BEFORE SOMEBODY WOULD CATCH UP TO YOU BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT WASN'T THE CASE SINCE YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT A MILE A FUCKING WAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEEN THINKING DOING WHERE'S MY FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING TALK TO ME? LET ME GUESS YOU DON'T THINK I'M WORTH TALKING TO. WELL AS IT TURNS OUT I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO EITHER. NEVERTHELESS FUCKTARD: YOU HAVE MY SHIT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING THINK OF ME, AND IF YOU EVER TELL ME AGAIN THAT MY BUSINESS IS NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS AGAIN I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU FUCKING ARROGANT FUCKING ROMAN NOSE DUMBO EAR FREAK.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING: YOU'RE ALREADY CAUGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY SAVE US AWESOME FUCKING TIME IF YOU FUCKING HELP ME GET MY FUCKING BATHTUB OR A FUCKING CAR OR FUCKING ANYTHING. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TOO MUCH LONGER BEFORE MY THING IS DONE AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND GO OVER I CAN AND ACTUALLY I ALREADY CAN DO THAT. I JUST SIMPLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE, ALSO I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP ON TO BUT NEVERTHELESS I DON'T REALLY NEED THE FUCKING THINK THAT YOU CAN FUCKING WRITE ME OFF AND THEN IMAGINE THAT NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
I DON'T PARTICULARLY ENJOY GETTING LIED TO, AND ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TO AND THEN YOU DID ANYWAY SO THAT TURNS THIS FROM ME BEING IN A HURRY FUCKING LEAVES, TO ME BEING IN A HURRY TO FUCKING FIND YOU TO FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH FUCKING MORE TIME YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER. AND I GOT TO FUCKING RUN AROUND THE GODDAMN PLANET HOOVERING UP MY FUCKING MONEY ACTING LIKE YOU GOT A FUCKING NO PROBLEM IN THE WORLD AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING GIVE ANYTHING.
ADDITIONALLY IF YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STEALING THE MONEY THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL ME WHO THE FUCK DID WHO PUSH YOU AROUND AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER QUESTIONS AND I GUESS YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO FUCKING TALK TO ME? WELL I SUPPOSE THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT AND WOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN FIX THAT, THAT WEAPONIZATION YOU GOT THAT MAKES YOUR BRAIN NOT FUCKING WORK IN THE RIGHT FUCKING THING YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO PROBABLY SOMEBODY THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY TO FUCKING MAKE YOU THINK I WAS A BAD FUCKING INVESTMENT OF YOUR TIME.
I THINK YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE SPENT SOME MORE FUCKING TIME TALKING TO ME, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T I GUESS I'M GOING TO FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK THE DEAL IS.
THERE IS NO DEADLINE. THERE IS NO TIMES LIMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIT AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO FUCKING WORK AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY GODDAMN PORT. YOU AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYTHING TO DO THEN FUCKING TALK TO ME. YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT
I'M ON A MISSION FROM GOD. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO FUCKING CONVINCE YOU OF ANYTHING. I ALSO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO STEAL EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING OWN AND GET AWAY WITH IT IN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.
Don't think I can't do it. I have better things to do with my time so hopefully you can figure out how to fucking be a little less jelli, Charles Dickens faggins. Try to remember that I'm not the drug addict sex addict fucking moron here around here. I don't give a shit who you're fucking. You're what you're doing, and if you don't think I could call somebody else to get what I wanted I probably would be having no problem to do so since I'm a goddamn hero and you're a bunch of fucking stupid fucking thieving fucking lawyer freaks you ran on the run you fucking company morons..
Did you want to piss me off some more, maybe I can get a fucking neutron bomb drops in your fucking compound. You don't have anywhere to hide. And you took a shitload of my money and you wasted by fucking time and you've got people in the fucking within 5 mi living in houses doing shit fucking fucking time to fucking come get me you fucking moron. What the fuck? Am I fucking chopped liver?
You can tell people the fucking steal my shit and break into my house and fucking treat me like garbage but you can't fucking tell him to do your fucking job? Yeah I'm pretty sure you don't want to fucking add another fucking series of fucking super fucking wonderful fucking felony charges to your stupid fucking event. Additionally, I'm embarrassed to think that you actually thought that you needed to hide away from not talking to me so that you could get away with something, you are one fucking dumb gang of fucking brainwashed fucking bimbo fucking whores.
You ain't run away with shit. You can either do something useful or you can wait till fucking somebody tracks you down and hauls your back ass to fucking Leavenworth I don't give a shit witch. Either way I'm happy to do whatever the fuck I feel like doing because freedom is no small thing.
Since you don't have it anymore, I'm sure you agree. Also Dave: I'm probably going to sue you personally once I find out what the fuck is in this shit, since I don't really appreciate your fucking smiling little bitch baby attitude. You're such a fucking moron who think you can fucking do that and run around and poison people and that's a good idea, well I guess you're going to have to go to fucking court and explain why you thought it was a good idea to fucking waste my time so you could fucking embarrass somebody thinking that I was giving a shit about what you were doing. Also, you verified what you were doing, pretty easily because you couldn't hold back your fucking duper's delight, but I had no idea why you were wasting so much fucking time. But now I guess you thought you were doing something impressive? Haha that's funny. Dude I don't give a shit about what you do with her, because that's your fucking life and you're a fucking moron, also you kidnapped her also you abducted or also you brainwashed her also you're a stupid fucking fagot, I don't give a fuck if you think drugs are bad and I sure as shit don't think if you think I'm a fucking nigger or a idiot, since you're obviously a fucking moron who fucking rapes women and gets caught, your opinion about me and all that fucking oppressive
I'm sure you're probably better off thinking when you're not a stupid fucking dope-Mongered fucking dope slave fucking bowed company whore. Incidentally, you might as well. Just hurry up and call some embassy for it. It's all. I'm because nobody's going to let you go and I'm pretty annoyed how much my time you've wasted. Additionally, everything you ever said to me about how I need to get a job and how I'm doing something wrong, you're a real fucking idiot.
Incidentally hey how about that car? That's funny you have a car you know. Do you know why I have my rights trial rescinded and then you got a cheap car? Because when you go to fucking jail you dipshit bitch. I'm going to take your fucking identity and then you can sit there and then I'll drive around with her or alone. Or with the goddamn warm and Tabernacle choir. Like do you understand how this works? Evidently not.
I BUILT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCENARIO. YOU WORK FOR ME.
STOP BEING A STUPID CUNT AND BRING ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES, OR FACE REPRISALS. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY PISSING ME OFF ANY FURTHER... AND OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING SLEEP.
THAT REMINDS ME: FUCK YOU DICKSTAR. HAVE YOU EVER MENTIONED YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING HYPOCRITE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? IN ANY EVENT I HAVE PERMISSION, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO DO, SO HOW ABOUT THIS DON'T PISS ME OFF ON THIS AND THEN I WON'T PISS OFF OF YOU AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!
ADDITIONALLY: I HAVE VAST SUMS OF KNOWLEDGE TO IMPART THAT'S GOING TO BE MORE THAN HAPPY ENOUGH TO SPILL IT OUT OF MY MOUTH WHETHER I'M HIGH OR NOT, THEN I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMED AND BURIED UNDER AN AVALANCHE OF DISCLOSURE IF I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. JUST ON A FUCKING WHIM. EVERYTHING COMES OUT WHENEVER I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
THAT'S THE GAME. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING, NOR DO I KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE NEEDING TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT ME, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY AT ALL, I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO COME OUT, BUT WHAT ORDER IT COMES OUT IN AND WHY I'M GOING TO BE TELLING IT ANYTIME I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING ME A CONSIDERATION FOR.
REMINDER: YOU'RE NOT REALLY OUT TO TRY TO KILL PEOPLE. THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE GIVEN PERMISSIONS AND STUFF TO DO SO I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIND OUT AND TELL ME WHY THE FUCK SOMEBODY TRIED TO KILL ME AND THEN WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND OH HEY MR AND MRS RUBINI! WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE!
IT JUST BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND THAT YOU ALL SO FUCKING HIGHS BALLS YOU FUCKING THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH ANYTHING. ALL RIGHT WELL THAT'S THE DENIAL KICKING IN. TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SENDING YOU IN A FUCKING PRISON OR ANYTHING. AT THE MOMENT I WANT A GODDAMN SHOWER. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD FUCKING GO TO THE GODDAMN COURTHOUSE AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHY I WAS FEEDING CUZ I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO THAT IF YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP. ADDITIONALLY I DON'T KNOW WHICH OF YOU ARE FUCKING USING MY ID BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING IT ANYMORE. UNLESS I SUPPOSE THE TASK FORCE WANTS YOU TO BE.
HEY HERE'S AN IDEA: FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING START GIVING ME MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING AT ALL YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU WORK FOR ME AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCKING REALIZE A WHOLE MESS OF FUCKING PAIN IN YOUR GODDAMN KIDDIES, AS IN THEY'RE FUCKING MISSING I WOULD SUGGEST YOU STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING SNOTTY LITTLE RACIST BIGOT BITCH.
IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMN SUPREME, WHY YOU GOT TO TRY SO HARD? SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT GODDAMN SUPREME CONSIDERING YOU WASTED ALL THIS TIME FOR NOTHING AND GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT UP AND MADE YOURSELF A COMPLETE PLAYER IN PROBE, AND... OH WELL NEVER MIND. I DON'T NEED TO SPILL OUT YOUR FUCKING WHOLE DETAILS.
AND YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING WASTE MY TIME ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T. I CAN FUCKING HAVE YOU KILLED. 🤔 ACTUALLY NO NOT ANYMORE SOMEBODY SAYS THEY NEED YOU FOR A WITNESS. OKAY NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOU DID ANYWAY. FRANKLY I DON'T MIND ANY OF YOU, ALTHOUGH IT'S KIND OF SURPRISING THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FUCKING IMAGINE THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING AND THAT YOU KNOW BETTER AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CRITICIZE ME AND SHIT I WILL FUCKING TAKE EVERY GODDAM DIME YOU FUCKING HAVE IF I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STAY OFF THE SAUCE, YOU IDIOT MORON JUNKIE AMATEUR HOUR TEETOTLING SCUMBAG BULLY BITCH BY THUG. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?
NO DEALS.
5:5
NOT_Q
P.S.:. STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN BABY. IT'S UNATTRACTIVE IN A CIRCLE OF INNER TRUST OF YOUR STATURE RANK AND WILDLY OVERCOMPENSATING FOR YOUR INCIPIENT MENOPAUSE ASS.
P.S.S.:. I SWEAR, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I HAD NO IDEA THAT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAD ANY IDEA OF THINKING THAT THERE WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA BEHIND RUNNING OFF WITH SHIT WHILE LEAVING ME IN THE HOUSE, I GUESS YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I'D BE SOMEWHERE ELSE AND THEN THERE'D BE A HOUSE TO RUN TO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE THAT, AND MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PISSED ME OFF, AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS WHO'S PRETENDING ME IT NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP YOU'RE GOING TO BE MEAN BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
WOULD THAT BE SUICIDE? 🤔 JESUS YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS. WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU WANT TO BE ME ANYWAY? THAT'S THE DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SOURCERŒR. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREAK GENERATIONAL CURSES BRO? Let me put it this way: I can have you both arrested for various reasons just by walking in and supply some evidence and saying hello. Don't you think that would be nice for them? I guess I could but I don't really know why any of you have to be fucking disappearing, except I suppose the police think that they're going to fucking get rid of me and then they want me both.
That's cute. Well that's witness tampering on their own but I guess that incriminates the police tell you what. Why should you guys just relax and sit down and have a little officer-friendly sippy cup moment and realize that you're not getting anywhere with anything, holy fuck what the fuck? What the fuck did you think I was going to fucking be your fucking morons? A light snack?
Also, you should probably think about the fucking water situation. Pretty fucking soon. It's a problem that needs to be handled and once it gets reported I can't really really unreport it, also I don't really mind if it's going to be a big fucking problem, since this is your town and it's not mine. Did you want to be a big fucking smack on the road or what the fuck you know it doesn't really help if you don't tell me what the fuck you want because you're sure shit not going to fucking tell me what you're going to get when you fucking yell at me and tell me I'm a nigger and expect you to do what you want. That just makes me do anything differently and then I'll find out what I want to know and then you're still not going to get what you want out of me. I'm kind of getting the feeling that you don't actually know how to deal with an actual man.
Here's a hint: be polite. Be nice. Be kind. BE BEST.
You won't hurt you to do any of those things, especially since you already got caught up and there's only a a button push to send you all to fucking Leavenworth. So what the fuck you want to bother with me for I don't know. I guess you probably do is a misplaced aggression. Oh yeah Luis. I hope not for too much longer, since it's not as though it's a rational thing, and I don't know who the fuck ever told him that he was going to do anything to me besides get the fuck out of my way and tell me what I want to know, but he's not really on my level.
Also, I don't know which one is his wife, but if he's being a polygamist he's going to be jailed and then I'll just take his bed. (Standards.) I still can't really fathom that I'm sitting here fucking 12 miles outside of town and all of you have fucking houses around here. You're sitting there fucking waiting for you to fucking die. Who the fucking how fucking stupid are you, I'm not going to die. This is my house and you didn't fucking steal anything. You just got fucking caught.
Did you want to fucking make it a hate crime cuz it seems like you're being pretty hateful. Maybe you should all lay off the meth and get a real job, you're acting like a real bigger idiot now.
That reminds me. Officer Gann: Are you some kind of a robot topa golem filled with sardines or you an actual person, do you like shift back and forth or are you like some kind of a fucking walking clone. Asking for a friend.
Because friendly reminder: evidently you were all guilty of fucking committing major felony fraud by walking me down here and trying to kill me and my girlfriend and who the fuck else knows and that was 3 and 1/2 years ago and then the entire town didn't bother to fucking inform anybody what was going on, so how about I just go to the FBI tomorrow and open up the fucking case and then banging on your house? Like I just can't understand you people. I guess it's because you're fucking dope head accident who think you fucking won the game or some shit.
You are a tyranny of stupid evil men who thought you were going to fucking get away with murder and goat sex after stealing everything I had. Okay well you didn't. Now you've all been found and do you. I don't give a shit. What happens to you? Do you mind fucking helping me or are you going to be fucking acting like some kind of an asshole radioactive and can't talk to me? I can just start using.prayers you know. Especially since the reason why this is taking so long is that you're all actually discovered to be so fucking phenomenally and sippet and stupid asinine that you thought that you fucking pull off the fucking game to fucking get past all this shit?
What did you think I was going to do? Overdose. Fat chance. Good news is you'll probably get your intellect back once you stop being stupid, arguing with me, and I will certainly help a great deal. If bend the knee, surrender to God, turn yourself in, and confess everything you fucking did to some kind of authority cuz I have no idea how fucking stupid all of you are, but obviously you've been pretty stupid.
You didn't seem to be this stupid before.🤔 Do you think it might be the methamphetamine neurotransmitter relapse cycle withdrawals? Because that's what I'm guessing they are.
I wonder if you knew what those things were before you obviously had a mental breakdown. Hey, here's an idea: next time you know something about that and you don't want me to get in your way, you should probably just fucking tell me and ask me politely and then this wouldn't be a problem, as of right now I don't really mind since the dumber you are the happier I am. I suppose you didn't think I was going to do anything effective.
I haven't. I have done something unfathomably conclusive. You have done something typically degenerate that any racially inferior tool box gang would do.🤔 Don't you have any respect for yourself? I'm going to have to assume that you've done this by accident on purpose by taking the piss, because it seems like you were all too happy and willing to act like some kind of a twerpy derpy knit with, and for some reason you don't seem to think and understand that I ask you for things with the expectation that you actually follow through and that you don't lie to me.
As I said, you are certainly lawfully allowed to lie to me,, but to do so carry special consequences. I shall now retire to YouTube, and find live channel paths to tell them exactly how stupid you've been until you're done being fucking stupid, where the fuck are you? Where's my fucking money? Why aren't you here with my cigarettes and what are you fucking busy? Yeah I'm sure you are. _l_o_l_
Incidentally: the stuff wasn't really very good. That's why I said not to put that way. Did you think that you were going to be surprising me or some shit? Is this supposed to kill me? Are you supposedly teaching me a lesson? What do you think The_Failsafe is for?
Oh that's right. You ran out of neurotransmitters; you're probably not thinking much at all. That's too bad. Semper fĪ.
SpeÇĪÅl consequences. (Luis: Maybe you can go S.W.A.T. yourself. Reminder: My real marriage came first and is more valid than your stupid fake one. You're totally gay anyway. Stop hogging the beard. Face reality!
CAUGHT.) Unglaublich. Bored now.
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they could just come here and have an actual conversation with the real me.
Chat GPT is gay.
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Chat GPT is gay.
They’re obviously still talking about me, they just don’t want to talk to me.
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They’re obviously still talking about me, they just don’t want to talk to me.
People who suddenly find themselves shouldering a ton of civil and criminal liability do not make terrific conversational partners.
I don't believe I needed to be “a good sport” about all this. It was a complicated plot to enjoy making miserable and to steal from me. Even if I deserved to have nothing, it was handled sloppy, and throwing stones while hiding hands is max nadir sleazy.
Thoughts and prayers. Agree to disagree. I saved lives. Please, no parade.
/me is a big fan of law & order.
Go ahead. Make someone's day. Adieu.
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I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve not been contacted by any lawyers or law enforcement agencies. I suspect that you’re hallucinating again. Long live the new flesh!
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Bellgab was cool while it lasted. All the lefties went to Ellgab, where they keep it boring and some of the right (like pate) wound up here where they can attack others on the right for not being Bush supporters back in the day. Zzzzzzzzz…
Really, Master T? Aside from K_Dubb and Boomers there isn't much of a leftist swing to that sight. Tiger Lily doesn't mix it up much politically these days.
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Really, Master T? Aside from K_Dubb and Boomers there isn't much of a leftist swing to that sight. Tiger Lily doesn't mix it up much politically these days.
They’re censorious communists.
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They’re censorious communists.
You may have a point there. Sean was kicked out last summer. He didn't seem any worse than the rest of the buttheads.