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AzzGab => Health => Topic started by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 07:31:31 AM
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K. Dubb's guide to stayin' cute: a dietary, fitness and lifestyle thread!
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Chicken breast and laxatives!
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45-lb. dumbbells!
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<--------Nipples!
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Not that cute am I, Trollda. Here I am yesterday without the stupid mask. I have gotten most ungodly fat since Christmas, you can probably pinch a half inch along my jaw and there is still Easter cake to eat. And my neck looks like someone attacked it with a weedeater. Same wonky nose, though mine doesn't have quite the butt at the end. Good hair day, though.
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Not that cute am I, Trollda. Here I am yesterday without the stupid mask. I have gotten most ungodly fat since Christmas, you can probably pinch a half inch along my jaw and there is still Easter cake to eat. And my neck looks like someone attacked it with a weedeater. Same wonky nose, though mine doesn't have quite the butt at the end. Good hair day, though.
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Yes, chunkified have you become but go with it you should. Sexy is not anoerexia. Still I say brothers you could be. You, of course, the older, gayer brother.
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No Trollda it is the dark side of which you whisper so tantalizingly. I must maintain with regular discipline until Orthodox Easter which is in May this year for some reason when I will make a tall cake that looks like a penis with a little pyramid of sweet cheese to spread on it that has raisins and booze in it, but after that I will drive the demons of fat out of my body! Begone, wiggly bits (I will say), in the name of Jesus Christ our Savior Who did not triumph over sin and death so that we could gorge at the heavenly hog-trough like a bunch of Gadarene swine!
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Not that cute am I, Trollda. Here I am yesterday without the stupid mask. I have gotten most ungodly fat since Christmas, you can probably pinch a half inch along my jaw and there is still Easter cake to eat. And my neck looks like someone attacked it with a weedeater.
You are cute as fuck! But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful.
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you.
Same wonky nose, though mine doesn't have quite the butt at the end. Good hair day, though.
Believe me, people don't see a wonky nose when they look at you. Any guy would be lucky to have you.
A crackhead head-butted me in my early twenties-- I'm the one with a wonky nose. Then, on another occasion, some little guy head-butted me coz I stole his girl.
After my nose was broken, I never got it fixed. My nose is skew as can be.
Maybe I'll have it fixed when I run into some decent money. Here's hoping.
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I will make a tall cake that looks like a penis with a little pyramid of sweet cheese to spread on it that has raisins and booze in it...
I love you, man.
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Just the way you are.
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I love you, man.
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Just the way you are.
❤️Sweet😘🐰 it is a good thing you are way over there bunny 👅
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❤️Sweet😘🐰 it is a good thing you are way over there bunny 👅
Or you might turn me gay!?
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you might turn me gay
I'm sorry.
That was a stupid thing to say.
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I Heather on the App?
Help!
I haven't been in the loop for over 2 years or longer, since Schrader.
Is she doing video segments? Daily News?
Nah, man.
I don't really know shit, but scuttlebutt on the street is she quit the show again.
Either that or she's taken a sabbatical.
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Or you might turn me gay!?
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Haha I would never tell a soul👅
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I'm sorry.
That was a stupid thing to say.
😘 you know i am not sensitive, at least not right there hahha
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I would never tell a soul👅
I studied Adobe Photoshop as part of my Diploma in Multimedia.
Believe me, I can make me - or anyone else - look like a supermodel.
Its part of my job!
But the reality of what I look like is a helluva lot less flattering.
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I studied Adobe Photoshop as part of my Diploma in Multimedia.
Believe me, I can make me - or anyone else - look like a supermodel.
Its part of my job!
But the reality of what I look like is a helluva lot less flattering.
I seen you on video bunny you are adorable. But, rarest of all, you have range, all the way from cocky and tough and funny to sweet and kind. Compared to most men stuck in an omniscient, invulnerable pose of what they take to be machismo, that is 🔥🔥🔥
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https://youtu.be/IRdeWwZ9hD0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-Qsr_mPrA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MoiMCWhGuw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5x-kx8568E
Well, no matter what, I hope no one dolls her up on Fem-DMA and goes down on her. Whatta tragedy that wouldn't ben't forgettin' overnight. I'm sure she'd kill herself instantly, not even once.
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Why are you taking advantage of the fact that I haven't bothered to get a blood test until never by putting up this photo? I don't understand exactly what it's supposed to do. Further I'm rapidly be coming to a place where I don't understand where anything I've ever done wrong my entire life has anything to do with anything! Like, what is the context you're trying to convey here?
By the way did I remind you that you were poisoning me? I don't wish to make too big deal out of it but it wouldn't have been that hard to fucking fix, oh no I wouldn't, and in fact I did fucking fix it, didn't I?
Seems a little difficult to clean about anything that I've ever done in this context given that I gave you a woman who was doing the shit and gave her every opportunity to put her somewhere where she wouldn't do anymore and then you fucking put her in a position where she kept on doing it and now I have no fucking idea 6 months later when where why how or what which is actually fine but since you're so fucking busy getting your fucking fingers in the fucking plan why did you fucking tell me what the fucking do now instead of just eating a fucking cardboard shotgun dick?
I mean if it was going to be like that I could have just made a fucking plan myself, couldn't I have?
Tell me more about how exactly I've let you all down, oh here's a better one tell me all about how your new home where wherever it's going on where is that tell me about how I'm hurting that tell me about how I'm bad and don't belong there and tell me about how actually fucking tell me what's going on would have made things worse for you.
I'm listening I'm sure it's a good idea I'm sure it's a great story. Feel free! I have no problem telling the judge no problems at all, "yeah this is what they did Judge! " What am I going to do, stop you? You bought this broken drain you're the one riding it in to the ground.
You're basically making me fall in love with nigger dick all over again. I'm sure we all liked it so much the first time but it does seem strange to have an opinion at this point at all in this context. Would you like a voter ID card from me? Would you perhaps let me to learn to suck your cock? I mean that would be a big change in Surprise, mix it up a little.
I don't know what you were in the illusions that I was going to come here to this fucked up house that was too big for me by myself anyway and clean up all this fucking shit that fucking like eight or nine other fucking people did and left for me here while they took away my guns my consoles and my jewelry sure I'll just take care of all the other shit while I'm all by myself.
FUCKING LISTEN TO YOURSELF TALK, MAN.
Proposed alternate pads forward need to be superior in some way to just simply setting my ass on fire and eating the cinders for the next 10 minutes until I'm dead. I think there's a fucking clipboard over the wall I can sign for that.
Should I start now or do you need to get done doing the fucking terrible things that you think I've been doing to yourself first because I'm not doing anything terrible I'll just stand here and watch. That was good enough for you if that's a very long ago what is it that I'm doing this so different present your work and share your charges to the who the fuck knows who else next week.
And incidentally if there's some person wondering where the fuck I am and they're miserable and unhappy I should probably know that that's happening so I could either enjoy it or go along with it. Cuz I have apple places where I could be going but I have nowhere to go and no reason to so by hiding things that makes me actually have a reason.
Which is then hidden? Dude this is Chinese central planning, this isn't a prank. This is pathetic, from you . Who is supposed to be having these feelings that are imaginarily hurt? I fucking bought her popcorn 6 months ago I guess I'll just fucking eat it!
tl;dr your vengeance strike failed to register any impact on any environment, please try again
There will be recompense and reparations. And they're not even for me =D
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Why are you taking advantage of the fact that I haven't bothered to get a blood test until never by putting up this photo?
A month later and I still haven't fallen for the trap. Someone is furious. I was supposed to be dumb. Dumb!! What happened?
It wasn't pillow talk, that's for sure. At this point I would probably pay extra for the HIV. Maybe then I could get some service to go with it.