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Title: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 10, 2021, 03:12:06 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DRDPjA9lY
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM: Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot? Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind. Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great". I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck.

http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on April 10, 2021, 03:39:22 AM: Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot? Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind. Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great". I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck.

http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

The force is strong with this one.

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6967/1040/320/Yoda_Fingers_In_Ears.jpg)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 10, 2021, 03:57:18 AM: Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM
Dodge Aspen

Is this this a boomer Dodge Neon?

(https://i.postimg.cc/QtbFBL5z/1487651976230.jpg)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on April 10, 2021, 04:20:42 AM: Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot? Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind. Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great". I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck.

http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

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applications.

Recalls and reputation Edit
The Volaré/Aspen were recalled numerous times; for the 1976 model year, there were at least eight serious recalls alone.[5]

They included:

Potential failure of a component in the front suspension, which could cause the suspension to detach from the vehicle frame under hard braking;[citation needed]
Possibility that the secondary hood latch could not properly hold the hood closed;[citation needed]
Front brake lines, routed underneath the battery, that could corrode from spilled battery acid and lead to brake failure;[citation needed]
Seat belts that could fail to latch during hard deceleration (such as an accident or hard braking), thereby preventing them from protecting the occupant;[citation needed]
Misrouted fuel vapor line that could rub against the alternator drive belt, possibly resulting in a fire;[citation needed]
Replacement of front fenders that corroded prematurely (sometimes in less than a year) because of an ill-advised cost-saving decision not to install front inner fender shields;[citation needed]
At least one recall to address chronic stalling and driveability problems.[citation needed]
Chronic problems with stalling and poor driveability led to a horrible reputation that the Volaré/Aspen quickly gained as new buyers were to discover for themselves; premature rusting problems soon followed.[6] In 1977, 1,300,000 Chrysler Corporation models were recalled for these driveability problems.[citation needed] It is possible that much of the product-defect difficulty with the Volaré/Aspen models could have been avoided if Chrysler Corporation had taken more time to fully develop the cars before offering them to the market, but in an effort to boost sales and get a badly needed infusion of cash, Chrysler Corporation launched the Volaré/Aspen models as quickly as possible.[citation needed] This reputation for poor-build quality led to a decline in sales[7] as the Volaré/Aspen twins became the most-recalled automobile models to date at that time.[8] Winners of the Motor Trend Car of the Year, the Aspen and Volaré later received the Lemon of the Year award from the Center for Auto Safety, the consumer watchdog group founded by Ralph Nader.[9]
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: K_Dubb on April 10, 2021, 04:34:26 AM: Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot? Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind. Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great". I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck.

http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

Haha I used to have one of those, my first car in fact, but 1978 4-door with brown vinyl seats and chrome all over, like brand new, bought it off the old lady who only drove it to church. Stalled out on corners especially driving slow and residential.. Perfect hipstermobile but damn was that annoying.
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 10, 2021, 04:40:19 PM: Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 10, 2021, 03:57:18 AM
Is this this a boomer Dodge Neon?

(https://i.postimg.cc/QtbFBL5z/1487651976230.jpg)

Well they took the Dart, which was a decent enough car and replaced it with the Aspen. Check out the Jedi's and K_Dubb's posts for the fun that resulted.
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 27, 2021, 01:35:37 AM: Rob is kind of a douche that cant finish a car but he knows how to piss off GM fanboys and therefore an honorary #Chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gI2E1SsiMs
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 17, 2021, 11:02:54 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp1AtJ_apyc
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2021, 11:16:54 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-jYbqjGuuc
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 17, 2021, 07:03:17 AM: (https://s.hdnux.com/photos/22/42/67/4861432/7/920x920.jpg)

Yeuh, beaches!

-COL Manly
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2021, 01:25:24 AM: factory freak 4L60E :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dWoGL7pvy4
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on July 28, 2021, 01:44:00 AM: How many Chads does it take to change a tire?
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2021, 01:57:50 AM: Quote from: Master Trollda on July 28, 2021, 01:44:00 AM
How many Chads does it take to change a tire?

One with the right tools

(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAxMlg5NzM=/z/xCcAAOSwMuheg62o/$_57.JPG?set_id=8800005007)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on July 28, 2021, 02:02:19 AM: (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BronzeCraftyConure-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2021, 02:04:53 AM: You are a GigaChad if you own a Cheetah

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41iRKdUN0pL._AC_SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2021, 02:08:34 AM: I never mastered the art of ether bead setting and it scares the fuck out of me when i have to do it

(https://i.imgur.com/gmf1DbW.gif)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2021, 03:04:07 AM: If Suzuki brings the Jimny to the states I'm buying one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ3JONrSK4

(https://i.postimg.cc/sxpXkWLY/suzuki-chan-8656.png)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Laser on July 28, 2021, 03:21:48 AM: Chads can dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=254XVudQg0M
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 02, 2021, 02:41:43 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q61xvPP9Yg8
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 22, 2021, 07:00:44 AM: https://www.tiktok.com/@rafatharoun/video/6972769778024926465
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 22, 2021, 07:06:11 AM: https://www.tiktok.com/@car_enthusiast05/video/6963901676151459078
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 22, 2021, 07:09:48 AM: https://www.tiktok.com/@boostlust/video/6760001602096057605
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 22, 2021, 07:24:07 AM: https://www.tiktok.com/@_car_community_official_/video/6952539541404175621
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on September 01, 2021, 12:03:49 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIedCHiIoWs
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on September 03, 2021, 12:02:17 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3shDUF1uTwU

SRV BABY!
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on September 04, 2021, 12:48:11 AM: 2JZ>2UZ Garage 54 dun fukt up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjOt4FB1X_I
Title: Turbo 2JZ swapped 1968 Charger
Post by: Asuka Langley on October 11, 2021, 08:32:35 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAaDRRvbcQY
Title: Toyota destroyed EV's with this one simple trick
Post by: Asuka Langley on October 19, 2021, 07:44:45 PM: Hydrogen

(https://www.topgear.com/sites/default/files/2021/10/2021-Toyota-Mirai-Guiness-Record-37_RT.jpg?w=1784&h=1004)

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/electric/toyota-mirai-drives-845-miles-tank-hydrogen-sets-world-record

(https://logodix.com/logo/823949.jpg)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 02, 2021, 02:22:37 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVeuK_3Hk2Q
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 02, 2021, 02:46:51 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFDwpw7_DkI
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 08, 2021, 12:07:47 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Yy5P6FUes
Title: Re: Drifting Maidmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 13, 2021, 03:20:24 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06OQ78s1T4
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 03, 2021, 03:21:56 AM: Toyota is going to save the automotive industry

https://twitter.com/ToyotaUK/status/1466437085196394511
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Laser on December 03, 2021, 07:41:21 AM: Really? Isn't Tesla on the verge of bankruptcy?

https://youtu.be/HHS20WkK82k

They should be.
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 16, 2022, 09:14:44 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqtX6BnK2uc
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on January 16, 2022, 09:22:51 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ycd3M5jqUU
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: pate on January 17, 2022, 04:07:44 AM: https://youtu.be/DniB09RXO2E
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Laser on January 29, 2022, 05:36:24 AM: Someone has to explain what this is and why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOZUSFCR3iA

https://taskandpurpose.com/military-tech/army-infantry-squad-vehicle-problems/
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on January 30, 2022, 08:17:37 AM: Chad or Chaz? 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxAyDfHBva0
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 05, 2022, 11:32:32 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlXFtu-aKiw
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 02:17:48 AM: (https://yt3.ggpht.com/GUtAjPfLrO3BZqlc8jQhdZHf8eXs1-HS0JfML7UVTKHf01gkuoSHeywaZ76DHVZVARxxGvtrmu-cjQ=s1303-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Worthauger on April 18, 2022, 02:19:17 AM: Quote from: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 02:17:48 AM
actual true story

You're goddam right. Now, buy my fucking old ~~meth~~ computer science textbooks stored out in in the garage—you'll find them stacked on top of an old, de–cursed (/flex) wicker chair and some letters I got from the IRS Audit Dept. — or else, I'm going back to shoplifting shoes and reselling them on on (Blanks)list.
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 18, 2022, 03:27:38 AM: Quote from: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 02:17:48 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/GUtAjPfLrO3BZqlc8jQhdZHf8eXs1-HS0JfML7UVTKHf01gkuoSHeywaZ76DHVZVARxxGvtrmu-cjQ=s1303-nd-v1)

Don't even think about breaking the motor law. You are going to have to hop the turbine freight. To far outside the wire where your white-haired uncle waits nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LXKZq0fYDw
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 18, 2022, 03:32:13 AM: Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 18, 2022, 03:27:38 AM
Don't even think about breaking

F*** off, Beeta Davis, your s***'s all retarded and you sound like a f**
Title: RubiniGab: #Destroyed A WHOLE Criminal Family "Network" Who Rat ThemsELVES OUT!
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 03:43:44 AM: Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 18, 2022, 03:27:38 AM
Don't even think about breaking the motor law. You are going to have to hop the turbine freight. To far outside the wire where your white-haired uncle waits nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LXKZq0fYDw

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I miss Charlie

https://youtu.be/U64rdHa-un8

Hey 👋 👪👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👪 Fam

~Desu

#AllyHeroinNeedleJunkie
#SarahMyBaby
#FromRidgefield2WhidbyIslandRubiniRulez
#PtsdYourFatAzz
#MKQtardPedFamily
#DeekSpenceAzzyBots
#sads
#DestroyedFamily"Network"WhoRattedThemsELVESout!
#Based
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 03:48:33 AM: Perfect my bacon!
Title: Re: RubiniGab: #Destroyed A WHOLE Criminal Family "Network" Who Rat ThemsELVES OUT!
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 03:49:56 AM: Quote from: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 03:43:44 AM
https://youtu.be/U64rdHa-un8

Hey 👋 👪👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👪 Fam

~Desu

#AllyHeroinNeedleJunkie
#SarahMyBaby
#FromRidgefield2WhidbyIslandRubiniRulez
#PtsdYourFatAzz
#MKQtardPedFamily
#DeekSpenceAzzyBots
#sads
#DestroyedFamily"Network"WhoRattedThemsELVESout!
#Based

Happy Easter!

Mark gave me Xtra 🔮 crystals for my Folgers!
No Fentynall sorry !

Ok Cuckzi.. fuck'em up NOW!
https://youtu.be/A9qZ2BctU0Q
-The Commander
-Boss'Boss
Title: Deanna's FEET ..... CIMMMMMMMM!
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 03:54:44 AM: Quote
I wanna teach Charlie to make great prank calls, Commander!

Commander: "Hmmm..ask uh.. hmm. Uncle Spence or Wyatt or...why not swimming lessons?"

Quote from: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 03:48:33 AM
Perfect my baby back baby back!
https://youtu.be/A9qZ2BctU0Q

#SUB-Tribe
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 18, 2022, 04:01:56 AM: I literally can't stay on the phone longer than 12 seconds with the stupid f****** kite before I just f****** throw my hands up in the air and just f****** give up f****** wood chipper I don't give a s*** f*** you click

Don't even care if I ever have sex again Good job a******
Title: Re: Deanna's FEET ..... CIMMMMMMMM!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 18, 2022, 04:03:26 AM: Quote from: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 03:54:44 AM
#SUB-Tribe

They f****** put them on goddam reservations because reasons. Just ask Rocky. I'm fucking out.

Back in service WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT You numb dumb f****** w****
Title: Re: Deanna's FEET ..... CIMMMMMMMM!
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 04:05:43 AM: Quote from: Let Me Solo Him on April 18, 2022, 04:03:26 AM
They f****** put them on goddam reservations because reasons. Just ask Rocky. I'm fucking out.

Back in service WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT You numb dumb f****** w****

~desu

#Based
Title: Re: Chadmobiles only!
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:07:50 AM: Quote from: Let Me Solo Him on April 18, 2022, 04:01:56 AM
Don't even care if I ever have sex again Good job a******

Inexorable fallout spread continues to ~~express~~ present inexorably. Literal f*** off. I don't even care that it's Easter. Let the rabbits wear condoms. Eat shit.