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Title: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on April 16, 2021, 03:01:26 AM
Miller's Tale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4U-f0dGUps

Not exactly clear why she was a lesbian, unless ... this was more like what really happened, or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutDtiSWYvo

He needs help. At least we know that much.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on April 21, 2021, 05:17:15 AM
This speaks for itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN9FylR7vQA
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: pate on April 21, 2021, 05:39:06 AM
Why does that remind me of that douché with the Morrissey avatar that started teh "Music" thread back at BallGrab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLjkvI0uGhU

It really annoys me that I cannot recall that dude's handle...  Miller, is awesome though, if he truly needs help I hope he never finds it.  I like the MillerZavs I think I know.

Nautical Shore

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on April 28, 2021, 12:31:07 AM
Masterwork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlf_0lm0eoA
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Barph on April 28, 2021, 01:43:04 PM
Apparently the lesbian vampire bite left coorsman with rabies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3MHoROL02I
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 28, 2021, 02:03:09 PM
Apparently the lesbian vampire bite left coorsman with rabies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3MHoROL02I

Was the Lesbian Vampire six inches tall?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Barph on May 12, 2021, 07:16:28 PM
Masterwork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlf_0lm0eoA

Apparently Millers plan to pigeon hole his trolls is working ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIR6A9fPrfQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b18fq3wWdOI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: pate on May 12, 2021, 08:21:16 PM
Apparently Millers plan to pigeon hole his trolls is working ...

Heh, pigeon hole (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pigeon-holed).

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 28, 2021, 12:07:40 AM
So, is this guy like that other guy's kid or something? I'm guessing some kind of rap bastard cousin connection. I don't know. This is isn't my area.

I just got here. I'm new here. Call for help.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 03, 2021, 04:05:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWP8OKWsYU

Top chat:

David Rubini​  now I am misunderstood
David Rubini​  story of my life

David Rubini​  I will NOT hit on your girl Miller. That is a promise

David Rubini  ​I think Miller is cool! Please respect!
David Rubini​  We love you Miller and we feel your pain
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 03, 2021, 05:23:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWP8OKWsYU


Rubini took over the whole show, literally.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 03, 2021, 04:25:43 PM
Rubini took over the whole show, literally.

As God as my witness, I thought he already knew how to /flex. Scusi, mille regretie.

I just got here. I'm new here. Call for help.

Ye’ were warned. I warned ye’. Ye’ were warned fair.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 03, 2021, 04:34:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWP8OKWsYU

Top chat:

https://youtu.be/oViEWmBOz2U
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 04, 2021, 08:16:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZwi3WPpl18

Semi-interesting. Joshua C. has had an association with both Heather and Rubini in the past.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 08, 2021, 02:42:14 AM
Oftentimes wisdom from the Jedi knight himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybc9d5L-i6Q

Whence the Commander ponders reality from afar.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hs6cnbCm/Commander-Toad.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SJzNt2s1)

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 08, 2021, 09:06:41 AM
Miller's Tale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4U-f0dGUps

Not exactly clear why she was a lesbian, unless ... this was more like what really happened, or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutDtiSWYvo

He needs help. At least we know that much.

As the stomach churns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN5PBYnB2UI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 07:15:10 AM
Mystery shaking felt, boom heard across San Diego County (https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2021-06-08/mystery-shaking-felt-boom-heard-across-san-diego-county-for-third-time-in-2021)

Miller has not been heard from since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZvpacCIt1g
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 22, 2021, 05:25:53 AM
                  JEDIMILLER
             RETURNS


Time traveler Jedi returns from the past.

Looks refreshed and ready to rumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLHeV0ZUw5k
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 22, 2021, 06:44:15 AM
                        MILLER IS
                BACK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ydxloq3k0s

aka Wee Willy
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on July 23, 2021, 03:37:02 AM
                        MILLER IS
                BACK!

aka Wee Willy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r1Tl0mHx20
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on July 27, 2021, 02:24:30 AM
Quote
The Betrayal of AzzGab , I've been quiet long enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iFWQUvg6Xk
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on July 27, 2021, 04:08:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iFWQUvg6Xk

Fuck Jedi Miller and his landscaping company! >:( #WEAK ASS DOUCHE

(https://i.imgur.com/BoiwRfD.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 27, 2021, 09:27:41 AM
Fuck Jedi Miller and his landscaping company! >:( #WEAK ASS DOUCHE

(https://i.imgur.com/BoiwRfD.gif)

Give this young swashbuckler credit. He does his best to pretend that he is actually somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gxiDxSlWg
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: pate on July 27, 2021, 10:33:27 PM
Give this young swashbuckler credit. He does his best to pretend that he is actually somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gxiDxSlWg

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/05/article-2716329-203E160900000578-163_634x947.jpg)

I like the "pull your pants up to the belly-button" thing, my grandfather would approve!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 28, 2021, 02:38:20 AM
Give this young swashbuckler credit. He does his best to pretend that he is actually somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gxiDxSlWg

He does have his peccadilloes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiIcboeGbSA

Not to mention a lifetime of incipient medical conditions.

____________________________________________________________

Elle Bee has a few words of consolation.

Pray for your enemy: Miller is killing himself with alcohol
« on: Today at 11:37:08 AM »

Quote
I watched the last 20 minutes of Miller’s live last night, (StarWarsAgent), and was saddened to see this grown man poisoning himself with alcohol. He will die from this if he does not turn his life around. He has spoken so poorly of others, the deceased, the living, his friends and anyone who dares to have a different opinion from his. But to what end? Is his hatred for others actually doing anything to uplift his soul? Nope. He holds the knife in his hand with the sharp blade in his palm. Pray he gets help.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on July 28, 2021, 08:05:16 AM
He does his best to pretend that he is actually somebody.

Top right.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on July 29, 2021, 12:19:31 AM
Give this young swashbuckler credit. He does his best to pretend that he is actually somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gxiDxSlWg

(https://i.imgur.com/NBdIVnk.gif)

FUCK MEXICAN MILLER

 
:) :D ;D :) :D ;D :) :D
https://youtu.be/8iFWQUvg6Xk?t=2579
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 29, 2021, 07:10:30 AM
The fearless Jedi hopes to make contact with Art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh0ttM4U7XI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on July 30, 2021, 05:33:26 PM
TO MEGA MILLER
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 01, 2021, 03:25:15 AM
TO MEGA MILLER

In the beginning ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRUPMj0ph4k
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on August 01, 2021, 03:54:55 AM
Jedi hopes to make contact


(https://i.imgur.com/acHl4bU.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 01, 2021, 04:03:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/acHl4bU.gif)

He used to mention her in his dreams back on EG. This is the tame version.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 02, 2021, 02:29:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIjdUG1qq7I

Seriously, we need more Wade.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 03:33:14 AM
Stalwart Jedi battles bravely on alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPmqjJyJYQ
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 03:49:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIjdUG1qq7I

Seriously, we need more Wade.

She's pretty doable. Why all the hate.🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 03:57:32 AM
She's pretty doable. Why all the hate.🤷‍♂️

And she deserves more respect.

We genuinely need her back on the air.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 06, 2021, 04:00:26 AM
And she deserves more respect.

We genuinely need her back on the air.

Wade quitting was the reason BellGab died
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 04:01:02 AM
And she deserves more respect.

We genuinely need her back on the air.

Is this a girl power thing, Laser?  ;D

#I Just Wanna Fucker
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on August 06, 2021, 04:04:51 AM
And she deserves more respect.

We genuinely need her back on the air.

Worst radio host ever.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 04:05:26 AM
Worst radio host ever.

Lulz!  ;D
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 04:31:27 AM
Is this a girl power thing, Laser?  ;D

#I Just Wanna Fucker

She does everything she can to put a quality program together.

Her show is part nostalgia, self-reflection and a solid base of regular callers.

There has been many a night when the only voice of sanity seemed to be hers.

Not everyone has that in their life. You should count yourself so lucky.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 06, 2021, 04:33:46 AM
Is this a girl power thing, Laser?  ;D

#I Just Wanna Fucker

I wouldn't fuck Heather with Mister Ed's dick and blame it on Seabiscuit
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 04:37:25 AM
I wouldn't fuck Heather with Mister Ed's dick and blame it on Seabiscuit

More of an interdimensional psychic connection. Time Bandit would know something about this.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 04:48:39 AM
She does everything she can to put a quality program together.

Her show is part nostalgia, self-reflection and a solid base of regular callers.

There has been many a night when the only voice of sanity seemed to be hers.

Not everyone has that in their life. You should count yourself so lucky.

Perhaps, you should look to more meaningful purveyors of knowledge, Laser. I know you’re smart, so that can’t be the problem. Heather wade my dear, is not an insightful voice.

#No Offense
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 04:56:10 AM
Perhaps, you should look to more meaningful purveyors of knowledge, Laser. I know you’re smart, so that can’t be the problem. Heather wade my dear, is not an insightful voice.

#No Offense

Quote
“Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.” – Theodore Isaac Rubin

Besides, you have no idea how unimpressive I really am.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 05:00:15 AM
She does everything she can to put a quality program together.

Her show is part nostalgia, self-reflection and a solid base of regular callers.

There has been many a night when the only voice of sanity seemed to be hers.

Not everyone has that in their life. You should count yourself so lucky.

Why did you send her a trouser press?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 05:03:29 AM
I wouldn't fuck Heather with Mister Ed's dick and blame it on Seabiscuit

LOL I am stealing that.

🍑 anything yet 👀?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 05:05:38 AM
Why did you send her a trouser press?

Sounds like some weird contraption from a Dr. Seuss novella.

If there is a joke here, I have missed it again like a seagull flying overhead.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 05:12:11 AM
Sounds like some weird contraption from a Dr. Seuss novella.

If there is a joke here, I have missed it again like a seagull flying overhead.

Vampire pumpkin?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:13:38 AM
Besides, you have no idea how unimpressive I really am.

I wasn’t trying to be impressive or impose myself upon you. Nor am I ego-bound, in servitude to your far distant opinions. I’d say, be careful when idolizing a concept of something or someone that doesn’t exist for them, the way the crutch you built for yourself does for you. 😉

#Comfort is Self-Gratification
#Stupidity is Weak and Obvious
#You’re Way too hard on yourself!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 05:14:07 AM
Vampire pumpkin? (https://occult-world.com/vampire-pumpkin/)

We all miss Jackstar.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 05:18:12 AM
We all miss Jackstar.

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:19:36 AM
Speak for yourself.

Ha! I’m pretty sure she was being sarcastic, K!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 06, 2021, 05:22:35 AM
Ha! I’m pretty sure she was being sarcastic, K!

Sh, he thinks I'm Metron.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:24:47 AM
Sh, he thinks I'm Metron.

I think you’re, Catsmile. Whom of which I’ve always loved! 🥰
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 05:38:52 AM
I think you’re, Catsmile. Whom of which I’ve always loved! 🥰

No he's totally Metron.  Catsmile always made fun of Heather.  The population of Heater simps is/was very, very small.  Plus the politics match.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:45:19 AM
No he's totally Metron.  Catsmile always made fun of Heather.  The population of Heater simps is/was very, very small.  Plus the politics match.

I'm sure I'm soon to be ostracized, but if Daxl was Metron? I like Metron. Laser seems to be the antithesis of self-aggrandizing. Is that a page from Metron’s playbook too, K?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:47:20 AM
Besides, Laser was the first one to welcome me here, and DaxL came later. So, I'm assuming you think they are one and the same?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 06, 2021, 05:48:52 AM
Catsmile got mad at me once and told me not to talk to him. Laser don't care if i talk to him, not the same person.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 05:52:07 AM
Catsmile got mad at me once and told me not to talk to him. Laser don't care if i talk to him, not the same person.

Hmmm... Well, I like Metron. ;D

#Farewell, Azzgab!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 06:22:35 AM
I should probably state the obvious. Metron is Rubini. :-*

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. ;D
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 06:25:07 AM
I am Metron! :'(
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 12:11:54 PM
I'm sure I'm soon to be ostracized, but if Daxl was Metron? I like Metron. Laser seems to be the antithesis of self-aggrandizing. Is that a page from Metron’s playbook too, K?

Yes I think he has a whiteboard with character traits for each iteration, perfectly capable of switching them up.  You could tell a significant degree of dissociation when Daxl talked about Genova (they were both Metron,  more or less confessed) and got a little into characterization, third-person talking, the way cheap fiction authors do.

Then you have Laser tossing out chaff, improbable guesses, whenever Metron is mentioned, and leaving breadcrumbs here for bunny to follow back to Rubini’s place whenever Rubini posts something vicious.  It gets really dark at that point.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 12:14:48 PM
I should probably state the obvious. Metron is Rubini. :-*

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. ;D

Oh obviously, Rubini first showed up within days of Metron flouncing out of here.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 06, 2021, 03:25:09 PM
Yes I think he has a whiteboard with character traits for each iteration, perfectly capable of switching them up.  You could tell a significant degree of dissociation when Daxl talked about Genova (they were both Metron,  more or less confessed) and got a little into characterization, third-person talking, the way cheap fiction authors do.

Then you have Laser tossing out chaff, improbable guesses, whenever Metron is mentioned, and leaving breadcrumbs here for bunny to follow back to Rubini’s place whenever Rubini posts something vicious.  It gets really dark at that point.

Man! I'm so tired of getting Cat-Fished that I could puke blood. No wonder you're a homo, K. It's getting to a point where I can only trust dudes that are willing to blow me! FFS!

#The Rainbow Society ;D

RAWR!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 04:04:01 PM
Man! I'm so tired of getting Cat-Fished that I could puke blood. No wonder you're a homo, K. It's getting to a point where I can only trust dudes that are willing to blow me! FFS!

#The Rainbow Society ;D

RAWR!

Haha yeah we are shamelessly superficial and utterly transparent but at least you know.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Patsy “Archlich” Miller
Post by: Jackstar on August 06, 2021, 06:04:56 PM
Yes I think he has a whiteboard with character traits for each iteration, perfectly capable of switching them up.  You could tell a significant degree of dissociation when Daxl talked about Genova (they were both Metron,  more or less confessed) and got a little into characterization, third-person talking, the way cheap fiction authors do.

Then you have Laser tossing out chaff, improbable guesses, whenever Metron is mentioned, and leaving breadcrumbs here for bunny to follow back to Rubini’s place whenever Rubini posts something vicious.  It gets really dark at that point.

https://youtu.be/Yb8yd1kPTdE

It gets really dark at that point.

I am The Lightbringer & The Lightbearer, a self-made man—a self-actualized man, the 3Two-In-One, not just A Man, but A Superior Man... and I am also a Sourceror.

And, I really don't see what anybody could be confused about at this time. Also, I have completed The Great Work—so, you can suck it, Trebek. Your arguments as well as your foundational suppositions are all invalid, irrelevant, and relentlessly flattering.

*clique* (There is some internal debate over where this post was meant to be published. Personally, I wanted to put on Facebook, but I can't remember my password and it won't let me update it. Bastards.)
Title: Re: Things best addressed to the mirror at home
Post by: K_Dubb on August 06, 2021, 06:46:38 PM

I am The Lightbringer & The Lightbearer, a self-made man—a self-actualized man, the 3Two-In-One, not just A Man, but A Superior Man... and I am also a Sourceror.


Yes, and you're really smart and people like you

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/06/1d/9b061d2898505e22fe4db4feaead1a84.gif)
Title: Re: Things best addressed to the mirror at home
Post by: Jackstar on August 07, 2021, 12:18:10 AM
Yes, and you're really smart and people like you

Yes, but most of them are leprechauns. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I've got to face facts: My street credit is never going to recover from this debacle.

Someone made a wish.
Title: Re: Things best addressed to the mirror at home
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 03:55:38 AM
Yes, and you're really smart and people like you

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/06/1d/9b061d2898505e22fe4db4feaead1a84.gif)

I like Jackstar. :)
Title: Re: Things best addressed to the mirror at home
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 03:58:13 AM
Yes, but most of them are leprechauns. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I've got to face facts: My street credit is never going to recover from this debacle.

Someone made a wish.

I'm not a Leprechaun.  I'm a Hobbit. ;) :)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Laser on August 07, 2021, 05:06:34 AM
Yes I think he has a whiteboard with character traits for each iteration, perfectly capable of switching them up.  You could tell a significant degree of dissociation when Daxl talked about Genova (they were both Metron,  more or less confessed) and got a little into characterization, third-person talking, the way cheap fiction authors do.

Then you have Laser tossing out chaff, improbable guesses, whenever Metron is mentioned, and leaving breadcrumbs here for bunny to follow back to Rubini’s place whenever Rubini posts something vicious.  It gets really dark at that point.

We know how you love the spotlight, but pleez!

(https://i.postimg.cc/wBHSwFVS/RG8.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 08:28:44 AM
We know how you love the spotlight, but pleez!

(https://i.postimg.cc/wBHSwFVS/RG8.png) (https://postimages.org/)

I hope there actually is a spotlight on him when I break his nose.
Title: Re: Things best addressed to the mirror at home
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 08:38:53 AM
I like Jackstar. :)

Way more than K_Dudd. ;)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 10:47:10 AM
I hope there actually is a spotlight on him when I break his nose.

We've managed to come to grips.  But don't mess with K_Dubb's nose, or I'll have to rip yer nozzle up one side and down the other.
Please don't make me, Massa Troll.  I like you.  No, really.  I do. :-*
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 12:27:34 PM
We've managed to come to grips.  But don't mess with K_Dubb's nose, or I'll have to rip yer nozzle up one side and down the other.
Please don't make me, Massa Troll.  I like you.  No, really.  I do. :-*

Too late. You’ll have to hate me or find a better class of friends. You count him and Decon as friends. Is Rubini your besty?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 01:09:02 PM
Too late. You’ll have to hate me or find a better class of friends. You count him and Decon as friends. Is Rubini your besty?

Rubini, I'm not familiar with.  I've been friends with Deacon pre-2015, until a year or so ago, when the evil BL obsessed him (snarking here).  Who is the "HIM and Decon" you're speaking of?
K_Dubb?  Is that whom you are speaking of?  K_Dubb has been awesome from the get-go.  I wish he would post a video of his music talents.  That would set you back on yer arse to think for a moment.

Why do you think I should hate you because you don't consider the class of my friends as well as I do?
Please understand, Massa Troll.  I don't "hate," period.  Sure, I may get triggered and get a little snarky to let off steam, but I don't do hate.  Never have, never will.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 01:19:16 PM
Rubini, I'm not familiar with.  I've been friends with Deacon pre-2015, until a year or so ago, when the evil BL obsessed him (snarking here).  Who is the "HIM and Decon" you're speaking of?
K_Dubb?  Is that whom you are speaking of?  K_Dubb has been awesome from the get-go.  I wish he would post a video of his music talents.  That would set you back on yer arse to think for a moment.

Why do you think I should hate you because you don't consider the class of my friends as well as I do?
Please understand, Massa Troll.  I don't "hate," period.  Sure, I may get triggered and get a little snarky to let off steam, but I don't do hate.  Never have, never will.

Really?! You sure seem to hate brig and for a good while Lee as well. You swapped some of the best people on Bellgab for some of the worst. Enjoy your lowbrow, no-class friends. ::)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 01:31:13 PM
Really?! You sure seem to hate brig and for a good while Lee as well. You swapped some of the best people on Bellgab for some of the worst. Enjoy your lowbrow, no-class friends. ::)

Actually, I don't "hate" brig.  I don't "anything" brig. 
I felt betrayed by MV because he never asked me about whatever it was that he heard/read about me.  I never had a chance to defend myself in his view.  However, I'm willing to reconcile with MV when he realizes I was setup and slandered.

I don't have any friends that are lowbrow or no-class.  You're a friend of mine, and you're neither lowbrow or no-class.
You must be confusing me with someone else. ::) ;D :-*
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 01:33:10 PM
Actually, I don't "hate" brig.  I don't "anything" brig. 
I felt betrayed by MV because he never asked me about whatever it was that he heard/read about me.  I never had a chance to defend myself in his view.  However, I'm willing to reconcile with MV when he realizes I was setup and slandered.

I don't have any friends that are lowbrow or no-class.  You're a friend of mine, and you're neither lowbrow or no-class.
You must be confusing me with someone else. ::) ;D :-*

Both Decon and K_Dubb are lowbrow, no-class pieces of shit.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 01:38:46 PM
Both Decon and K_Dubb are lowbrow, no-class pieces of shit.

Nope.  You are mistaken about these two men.  But, if you disagree with me, I suggest you take up your opinion with them directly.  I can speak of them, but not for them.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 01:42:38 PM
Nope.  You are mistaken about these two men.  But, if you disagree with me, I suggest you take up your opinion with them directly.  I can speak of them, but not for them.

No, it’s you who are mistaken. I pity you. At some point you lost all sense of discretion.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: K_Dubb on August 07, 2021, 01:57:29 PM
We know how you love the spotlight, but pleez!

(https://i.postimg.cc/wBHSwFVS/RG8.png) (https://postimages.org/)

LOL you boys want somebody to play with you so bad!  You forget, chess is deadly dull as a player and hopeless as a spectator sport.  Ok fine

#HAIL to Commander Rubini,
You won; there are none who surpass.
I shall only be served kosher weenie,
And the earth is as flat as my ass  :(
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 01:57:57 PM
No, it’s you who are mistaken. I pity you. At some point you lost all sense of discretion.

It is you who is mistaken.  And I pity you for not having the courage to face these two men head on.
And, please, don't judge my sense of discretion according to yours.  You are not God.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 02:01:57 PM
It is you who is mistaken.  And I pity you for not having the courage to face these two men head on.
And, please, don't judge my sense of discretion according to yours.  You are not God.

I already have communicated directly with them. That’s how I made that assessment. If you think it’s cool to make fun of an old man dying of lung cancer then you are a piece of shit too, Starr. I’m not God but I bet he thinks so too.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 02:39:04 PM
I already have communicated directly with them. That’s how I made that assessment. If you think it’s cool to make fun of an old man dying of lung cancer then you are a piece of shit too, Starr. I’m not God but I bet he thinks so too.

Neither K_Dubb or Deacon are "old men."  That leaves Rubini.  And as I previously said, I'm not familiar with him.
Please.  Point out where I was "making fun" of an old man dying of lung cancer. 
Take your time.  It's well past my bedtime and I'm going to call it a night.  You'll have plenty of time to create some drama that will be quite impressive.

Dear Trollda.  Goodnight and Good Luck. ;) :-* ;D
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 03:24:53 PM
Neither K_Dubb or Deacon are "old men."  That leaves Rubini.  And as I previously said, I'm not familiar with him.
Please.  Point out where I was "making fun" of an old man dying of lung cancer. 
Take your time.  It's well past my bedtime and I'm going to call it a night.  You'll have plenty of time to create some drama that will be quite impressive.

Dear Trollda.  Goodnight and Good Luck. ;) :-* ;D

Oh, you confused old lady, I didn’t create the drama. They did. Go back to bed. ::)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Master Trollda on August 07, 2021, 04:14:20 PM
I already have communicated directly with them. That’s how I made that assessment. If you think it’s cool to make fun of an old man dying of lung cancer then you are a piece of shit too, Starr. I’m not God but I bet he thinks so too.

It’s like keying someone’s car, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUY4kOqY08&t=54s
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: Laser on August 08, 2021, 01:49:43 AM
LOL you boys want somebody to play with you so bad!  You forget, chess is deadly dull as a player and hopeless as a spectator sport.  Ok fine

#HAIL to Commander Rubini,
You won; there are none who surpass.
I shall only be served kosher weenie,
And the earth is as flat as my ass  :(

Only giving you a heads up, old boy. Playing footsie with the devil will not end well.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: AZZERAE on August 08, 2021, 07:17:32 PM
Decon

(https://c.tenor.com/ogrcfBkP09cAAAAM/eyeroll-funk.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Jedi
Post by: K_Dubb on August 08, 2021, 07:22:00 PM
Only giving you a heads up, old boy. Playing footsie with the devil will not end well.

Don't tell me that now!  We are deep in negotiations for running my Christmas-themed baking podcast on his network, I have every hope of exceeding the 11 downloads I got last year.  Special thanks to Trollda for putting me over the Big Ten even though he lied about it like a goober.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rainbow Miller
Post by: Laser on August 09, 2021, 05:22:41 AM
Miller fights back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6W_I_RyMDA

(https://i.postimg.cc/bJ7FYc6Z/RJ.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/dk99nXcF)

The offensive posts have now been removed. Miller!



Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 09, 2021, 06:43:16 AM
Now more offensive posts removed.
It doesn't take much to make the bugger cut and run.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 09, 2021, 07:04:40 AM
This Jedi hates Star Trek, whether Ms. Wade will be there or not.

(https://i.postimg.cc/zXFp6PgF/ST.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Quote
After taking a year off Creation Entertainment is returning to the Rio Convention Center in Las Vegas for the 55-Year Mission Star Trek convention, kicking off on Wednesday, August 11th. And they just made a big announcement to protect the health and safety of the event. Creation is bringing over 100 Star Trek celebrities to Vegas in less than two weeks, and they are expecting 15,000 fans to attend their rebranded convention. They have been running Star Trek convention for five decades, including a long tradition of a big event every summer in Las Vegas, but this will be their first in-person con since the global pandemic began in 2020.

https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html?utm_source=FanCons.com&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=FanCons.com
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on August 09, 2021, 09:03:57 AM
...Put that in your pipe and smoke it. ;D

(https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/655/flashcards/65655/jpg/c'est_nes_pas_une_pipe1305081137353.jpg)

-P. Manly
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on August 14, 2021, 07:54:38 PM
(https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/655/flashcards/65655/jpg/c'est_nes_pas_une_pipe1305081137353.jpg)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_lblj8Cq0o
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 18, 2021, 01:30:03 AM
I thought Jayzelady cut Miller a new one ...

Quote
Your whole attitude is ridiculous, Miller. I’ve seen you on BellGab, EllGab, and YouTube for years. In all this time, you have never matured past the 15 year old who sleeps in a StarWars bed and plays with toys and thinks he’s cool by getting drunk constantly and bragging about his manhood. You are a bit younger than my youngest daughter, so I have lived long enough to see plenty of your kind come and go. You don’t remember, but when EllGab first started, I jumped your ass for being a drunk but not wanting to own up to it. I lived through 40 years with an alcoholic husband so I don’t take this shit lightly. Grow up before it’s too late, boy. You make me mad by your idiocy, but no, you don’t hurt me. The one that’s going to be hurt eventually is you, you are just too arrogant to see it.

... but Elle Bee goes deep.

Quote
Ick! StarWarsAgent has a new YouTube video about his life. (Fair warning- it is repulsive and told in that sing-song Cheech Marin voice that is barely tolerated sober).

It occurred to me that "StarWarsAgent" aka "JediMiller" aka "MillerZavs" is suffering from a perpetual case of Puer Aeternus. (Latin for 'eternal boy'), also known as the Peter Pan Syndrome. He is one type of man to be avoided at all costs. Unfortunately, he has been an annoyance-by association, like a fly landing on your skin, that is only remedied by a fast swish to get it away.

How did I come to have conversations with this man-child Peter Pan? A former friend, let's call her "Tinkerbell" desperately wanted to be friends again with him and so I agreed to reach out to him on Messenger to be her "go-between". I give everyone a chance until they prove themselves to be unworthy of my attention.

Ultimately I rejected speaking with him any longer because of his mistreatment of little Miss Co-Dependent-Ever-Faithful "Tinkerbell". Later, I removed myself from dealing with both Peter Pan and Tinkerbell because they are both living in the toxic land of make-believe and drove me crazy with their low self-esteem childish games of hurting each other publicly.

Since he referenced me (once again in his video), I will critique the idiocy coming out of this man-child.
 
Carl Jung, a Swiss psychiatrist and psychoanalyst who founded analytical psychology, first coined the term Puer Aeternus to describe an older person whose emotional life has remained at an adolescent level, which is also known as the "Peter Pan Syndrome", a more recent pop-psychology label.

Miller fits the description of the Puer Aeternus to a T. He is mischievous and ignores the responsibility of man-hood. A misogynist, lacking emotional maturity, blames others, lacks insight on life, stingy with reciprocity and when he does not get his way he lashes out. Was he spoiled by his mother and lacked a strong father figure? Miller will never apologize for his misdeeds and mostly chooses to dredge along in his moronic beliefs as he continues to insult more people.   

Now back to his You Tube Channel. Each video Miller puts out is more gross, childish and uncivil than the last. He proudly posts his video links in forums, like a 2 year old proud of taking a poop in the potty and telling everyone what he has done. In his latest video: Muff Diving Destroyed My Voice (Warning. Inappropriate for Women), Miller talks about his love of Karaoke and getting into fights with the military men stationed in Miramar. He then rambles along talking about "Muff Diving" and talks about the unsanitary genitalia of his female sexual encounters. And from that he describes his need to get a tonsillectomy, blaming his tonsillitis from having oral sex. His ideas about medical health are laughable. Perhaps if he did not have sexual encounters with hundreds of women, he would have avoided STD's, bites from a woman he named a "Lesbian Vampire", and trouble with law enforcement for fighting with his lesbian vampire. Save yourself from viewing his video. It's all immature garbage.

Miller is best described as "A man who is trapped in hell between the man he no longer wants to be and the child he could not possibly be" - Dan Kiley.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 18, 2021, 01:42:16 AM
Miller is best described as "A man who is trapped in hell between the man he no longer wants to be and the child he could not possibly be" - Dan Kiley.

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZYLyTjC6/1629233612043.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 23, 2021, 04:28:23 AM
Masterwork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlf_0lm0eoA

Reprise
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on August 23, 2021, 05:34:12 AM
Time traveler Jedi returns from the past.

You're killing me here. What's the point of being in a club, when everyone thinks it's a spade? I should have gone farther back for more hemlock.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on August 23, 2021, 02:41:54 PM
He will screw.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 25, 2021, 03:16:03 AM
U MAD BRO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCclrQKCBM
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 27, 2021, 05:04:34 AM
I thought Jayzelady cut Miller a new one ...

... but Elle Bee goes deep.

This in-depth critique by Master Miller was enough to shut down KlownGab ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4wKiEZTbs

... for now.


Oh no! Sounds like LB has been infected with the Klownini virus.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 03, 2021, 03:33:51 AM
Whew! According to the Good Jedi, LB has now recovered ... having parted ways with the Great Conflagrator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-cMh4Z8Jw
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Miller, The ArchLich
Post by: Jackstar on September 03, 2021, 03:57:35 AM
Whew! According to the Good Jedi,

Naughty Jedi: standing by.
 
5:5

STAFFING IS OPEN.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Miller, The ArchQueer
Post by: pate on September 06, 2021, 07:26:49 AM
Naughty Jedi: standing by.
 
https://youtu.be/TSxtR_VxCDo

STAFFING IS OPEN.

Gooba sha Wookie!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Miller, The ArchLich
Post by: Muttley on September 08, 2021, 03:59:01 AM
Naughty Jedi
 

 Apparently another video has appeared...


(https://i.postimg.cc/L5CLhNcy/Jedi-Twerk.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTNCPZNQ48
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Miller, The ArchLich
Post by: Asuka Langley on September 08, 2021, 04:08:05 AM
Apparently another video has appeared...


(https://i.postimg.cc/L5CLhNcy/Jedi-Twerk.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTNCPZNQ48

I don't care about Millers taco bowl.

This is some SPICY news tho, can it be confirmed?

(https://i.postimg.cc/bNQ0jMPR/heater-returns.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of the reprobate Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on September 08, 2021, 03:24:31 PM
L..
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 13, 2021, 06:59:03 AM
Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, a lone Jedi stands resolute against the farces of evildoing and Klown madness.

(https://i.postimg.cc/vZQLLGNh/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimg.cc/KRHMmhF3)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on September 13, 2021, 05:29:29 PM
https://twitter.com/baebackup/status/1437457261237084171
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 20, 2021, 04:36:30 AM
The timeless genius of lush Miller Zavs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQMrAFNY7Y

... before he became a freakin' Jedi.

                   
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on October 13, 2021, 11:39:22 AM
Apparently Miller got high on Death Stick again ...

(https://imgur.com/RFpiEBE.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on October 13, 2021, 12:29:25 PM
When poast physique goes awry.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_FgElu1-GzEG1B8vve5gN9hGZi7TVZc1l4g&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 16, 2021, 11:15:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2lRH9gkpI

Another page turned, another honor bestowed.

(https://i.postimg.cc/nc7FsWz5/Dufus.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 19, 2021, 05:57:34 AM
More of the disturbed psychological revelations of a grand auteur.

https://youtu.be/KjPz_RV85pA
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 24, 2021, 08:32:40 AM
Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, a lone Jedi stands resolute against the farces of evildoing and Klown madness.

(https://i.postimg.cc/vZQLLGNh/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimg.cc/KRHMmhF3)

Out of many examples in yore dimeshun, this one pulls his pants up to his navel.

https://youtu.be/veqlTRgkRac

This amuses me.

-COL Manly

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 24, 2021, 10:11:30 AM
Out of many examples in yore dimeshun, this one pulls his pants up to his navel.

https://youtu.be/veqlTRgkRac

This amuses me.

-COL Manly

In keeping with the season, the technical mastery of the Jedi shines through.

https://youtu.be/6--jDTRsSqg

With all the curious psychological overtones.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on October 28, 2021, 01:08:24 AM
Jaime is my fren.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 28, 2021, 01:23:56 AM
Jaime is my fren.

(https://i.postimg.cc/764fkMR4/Hey.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kI8dLKxpc

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on November 01, 2021, 04:35:52 AM
That dark hairy old Rubini is still at the throat of poor Miller.

The good Jedi though knows just how to spin this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kILgCBaMAxA
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: pate on November 06, 2021, 08:52:50 AM
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/MJEAGd1bQuc NoT wINDU, msiu CAPS LUKE windewL:

https://youtu.be/JhTk4_noR6w

'pogees

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on November 09, 2021, 06:36:21 AM
When Miller utters the dreaded phrase, "I'm done with your assssssss!" and has subsequently blocked said ass then the diplomat has been expelled from their respective embassy in Chuela Vista, California.

Hey guys, I think it would be fun to make a working list of all the possible bars that Miller might frequent in Chuela Vista so that I know where there would be a high probability of running into him next time I make a surprise trip out to see him! Miller, my main man!!!!!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on November 10, 2021, 11:31:02 PM
Miller’s Revenge

https://youtu.be/ujN_BnWkDVw
https://youtu.be/9hp3MdoeU6c
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on November 13, 2021, 11:24:53 AM
A class act never overstays his welcome, unlike some midway carnies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJdRQb8-_tU
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on December 20, 2021, 04:56:26 AM
Somwhere in the endless space-time continuum, a lone Jedi enshrouded in a cosmic washtub journeys toward the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28X2yFdLLo

                                 RETURNING

                         IN 2022
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on December 20, 2021, 05:05:14 AM
84, what an amateur. Real time travellers know that 86 is the year to be. ::)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on December 20, 2021, 05:14:56 AM
84, what an amateur. Real time travellers know that 86 is the year to be. ::)

He just wanted that edgy Orwell feeling.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on December 20, 2021, 05:16:08 AM
He just wanted that edgy Orwell feeling.

He needs to come back to now for that.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on December 20, 2021, 05:45:07 AM
Cruisin' with Miller in his time travel tub.

Here's a little run Miller might have taken in his old tub further back in time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-xhtjOReM
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on December 20, 2021, 05:57:49 AM
a little run Miller might have taken in his old tub

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZmQ4MzkzNmUtODgxZS00N2MxLTlkY2MtN2NmMGNiZTM3ODNlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNTI1MzE@._V1_.jpg)

I'll have what he's having.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 03, 2022, 06:08:06 AM
Get your rubber duckies fluffed and ready. The Big Boy is comin' back and lathered.

(https://i.postimg.cc/j5CnpyLz/SWA.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 03, 2022, 06:25:15 AM
Get your rubber duckies fluffed and ready. The Big Boy is comin' back and lathered.

(https://i.postimg.cc/j5CnpyLz/SWA.png) (https://postimages.org/)

The dork is strong with this one.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 03, 2022, 06:43:23 AM
The dork is strong with this one.

He would be happy to hear that.

(https://i.postimg.cc/8P7nmMY8/emoticon-animate-whatsapp.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Brother OJ on January 03, 2022, 07:27:49 PM
I loved him on the TPB
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/trailerpark/images/b/b7/Smokey-trailer-park-boys.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 04, 2022, 09:44:03 AM
I loved him on the TPB
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/trailerpark/images/b/b7/Smokey-trailer-park-boys.jpg)

The dreams of a hometown boy

(https://i.postimg.cc/6QQPj5wg/MZ.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Still a PLAYER
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 04, 2022, 10:09:44 AM
The dreams of a hometown boy

[...]

Still a PLAYER

He drinks like a girl.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 06, 2022, 04:47:18 AM
He drinks like a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s45FwSKiLZM

I'm going to Dallas tomorrow to hang with Rubini. He's cooler than I thought, and I hear he makes a great old-fashioned.

#RubiniMagic

Sitting around and getting whammied with Miller?



Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 07, 2022, 05:20:17 AM
The Honor Roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s45FwSKiLZM
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 07, 2022, 05:25:05 AM
The Honor Roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGTKtqtXeE

Finally! NAMES NAMES NAMES
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 08, 2022, 03:48:31 AM
Hot and LIVE!

https://youtu.be/4QuKzXsDUuc

He is goin' down the list.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 08, 2022, 07:14:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6xqSYNKdf0
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 15, 2022, 08:24:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3a9Ng3UhcQ

The Lesbian Vampire Story. LIVE
30 watching now
Started streaming 5 hours ago

Quote
12:21 AM Grandma Ducky ​I still want my lesbian vampire questions answered

The Jerry Springer version of the Groyper cat clowder.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 15, 2022, 12:29:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3a9Ng3UhcQ

The Lesbian Vampire Story. LIVE
30 watching now
Started streaming 5 hours ago

The Jerry Springer version of the Groyper cat clowder.

Rubini gets in a little late night trolling

Quote
4:09 AM Michael Joe Spence ​#RubiniMAGIC! #LBmagic!

While Grandma still awaiting satisfaction

Quote
4:12 AM Grandma Ducky ​I would have liked to get my vampire question answered

And Miller folds his tent after an 8 hour epic.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 15, 2022, 02:09:05 PM
Rubini gets in a little late night trolling

While Grandma still awaiting satisfaction

And Miller folds his tent after an 8 hour epic.

You're turning into a goddam fortune cookie. Show some respect for yourself. Goddam it.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on January 15, 2022, 10:47:34 PM
You're turning into a goddam fortune cookie. Show some respect for yourself. Goddam it.

(https://i.imgur.com/ygjumX8.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 15, 2022, 11:37:43 PM
Mushroom cloud.

https://youtu.be/7asb7B3cH-o
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 22, 2022, 10:01:59 AM
This Jedi OWNS Rubini.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExnHzqnUIgY

(https://i.postimg.cc/5yttS89d/external-content-duckduckgo-com.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

That is all the Commander has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-C3YbVrDk
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 10:03:59 AM
Fuck that. The Rube is waaay smarter, cooler and funnier than Mr. Potato Head will ever be.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 22, 2022, 10:15:15 AM
Fuck that. The Rube is waaay smarter, cooler and funnier than Mr. Potato Head will ever be.

The comment was meant in reference to that post only.
Rubini, of course, is much more diabolical than Miller could ever hope to be.
Zavs is the classic underdog and deserves applause whenever he gets in a punch.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 01:13:45 PM
Rubini, of course, is much more diabolical than Miller could ever hope to be. Zavs [by comparison] is the classic underdog...

I don't think there's one iota of merit in anything Mr. Potato Head has ever done.

But, that's just, like, my opinion, man.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 22, 2022, 02:45:33 PM
Fuck that. The Rube is waaay smarter, cooler and funnier than Mr. Potato Head will ever be.

Why is everything associated with him so tedious and boring then? When do we get the punchline of this joke?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 02:57:25 PM
Boredom is a pattern, not a reality.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 03:02:46 PM
When do we get the punchline of this joke?

Oh, how the psyche has fallen.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 22, 2022, 03:07:47 PM
Oh, how the psyche has fallen.

Yeah, I guess I’m just not hip enough to get repeated attempts at “pro” wrestling. ::)

Wake me up if it ever gets funny.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 22, 2022, 03:09:42 PM
Boredom is a pattern, not a reality.

For Rubini it’s actually a reality.
Title: Re: Trollda Doesn't "Get" Jack
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 04:03:32 PM
When do we get the punchline of this joke?

I think you're getting lost in the process of looking.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CTcb_33-DiI
Title: Re: DVR - RIGHT ON THE MONEY
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 04:59:11 PM
For Rubini it’s actually a reality.

"Starwarsagent on YouTube is homosexual..." (https://rubinigab.com/index.php?topic=1708.msg2821;topicseen#msg2821)

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than be absolutely boring.
Title: Re: DVR - RIGHT ON THE MONEY
Post by: Master Trollda on January 22, 2022, 06:13:51 PM
"Starwarsagent on YouTube is homosexual..." (https://rubinigab.com/index.php?topic=1708.msg2821;topicseen#msg2821)

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than be absolutely boring.

Miller is ridiculous. Rubini is just boring. Even Lee thought so.
Title: Re: DVR - RIGHT ON THE MONEY
Post by: Jackstar on January 22, 2022, 06:27:49 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/629tm6.jpg)

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than be absolutely boring.


... Arguable.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 22, 2022, 07:27:35 PM
I don't think there's one iota of merit in anything Mr. Potato Head has ever done.

But, that's just, like, my opinion, man.

Bonus track by Coors man at 54:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziIN_YkYwwQ&t=2895s

Rubini would have to admit he could never do this.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 23, 2022, 04:11:57 PM
Rubini is just boring.

Could you repeat that? I didn't catch it the first dozen times.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 23, 2022, 04:16:54 PM
Could you repeat that? I didn't catch it the first dozen times.

BORING!

Are you personally invested in his nonsense or something?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 24, 2022, 07:56:41 PM
Rubini and LB Exposed AGAIN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2snMQhzyBlM

Quote
This guy has been using his message board for a year now to bully me and others. LB ignores it and tells me to take it up with him. while this entire community forgave her and took her in again after what she did to people..

Again, the Jedi Master punches above his weight.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 24, 2022, 08:26:28 PM
Rubini and LB Exposed AGAIN!
Again, the Jedi Master punches above his weight.

Why is this relentless drunkard reprobate f**** spaz using my mother's middle name? I'm asking here.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 24, 2022, 09:55:57 PM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2snMQhzyBlM

WHY THIS SPIC SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS 99% OF THE TIME I'LL NEVER KNOW.

DOES HE DISPUTE BEING A FANOUK? OR JUST SNIVEL ABOUT IT?

IF HE IS GAY, SOMEONE SHOULD MATTHEW SHEPHARD HIM (AND QUICK).
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: Jackstar on January 24, 2022, 10:12:40 PM
WHY THIS SPIC SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS 99% OF THE TIME I'LL NEVER KNOW.

Don't be so hard on him. We all used to make mistakes.

Be of good cheer. EVERYO— *click*
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 24, 2022, 10:32:20 PM
Don't be so hard on him...

HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT IN THIS MESS?

Be of good cheer...

WHAT'S THE USE? EVERYONE'S ALWAYS SO FUCKING MISERABLE ALL THE TIME.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: Jackstar on January 24, 2022, 10:39:59 PM
HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT IN THIS MESS?

One word, just one word: TRIFLING.


WHAT'S THE USE? EVERYONE'S ALWAYS SO FUCKING MISERABLE ALL THE TIME.


Aww\/\/ww. Buck up, Little Camper.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 25, 2022, 07:07:26 AM
Aww, Jackstar.

You cuddly little guy.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on January 25, 2022, 07:10:21 AM
Nigga, I ain't all that little. I'm good-sized.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 25, 2022, 10:55:23 AM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2snMQhzyBlM

Essential BellGab canon.

Kudos.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 25, 2022, 11:20:11 AM
Nigga, I ain't all that little. I'm good-sized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY_7zr70JHI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: pate on January 25, 2022, 10:49:09 PM
...
IF HE IS GAY, SOMEONE SHOULD MATTHEW SHEPHARD HIM (AND QUICK).


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F_9cJQ_Wr4w/hqdefault.jpg)

Ackshually...

Matthew Shepard got his shit stomped because of a bad drug deal, if fact it was his gay meth dealer that curbstomped him for not paying his bill.  If you care to do the research you will find that it had nothing to do with faggotry.

The Role Of Meth In Matthew Shepard’s Murder (http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/09/12/the-role-of-meth-in-matthew-shepards-murder/)

Or at least that is how I understand it.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: Jackstar on January 25, 2022, 10:51:15 PM
Or at least that is how I understand it.

I just asked him and he says we don't want to know. Trust me, Colin: we don't.


Meanwhile I'm having a house margarita. It's pretty much the bomb. You should come sit a spell!


WISH YOU WERE HERE.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: pate on January 25, 2022, 10:58:08 PM
I just asked him and he says we don't want to know. Trust me, Colin: we don't.


Meanwhile I'm having a house margarita. It's pretty much the bomb. You should come sit a spell!


WISH YOU WERE HERE.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

https://youtu.be/isS5K9nOhd8

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: Jackstar on January 25, 2022, 11:08:37 PM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

I don't have to wait till last, m***********, I can kill you now
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: AZZERAE on January 26, 2022, 07:39:32 PM
I can kill you now

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1brN6w7B7Vr9zQalexJAN99TF2I4VrLXebA&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: AZZERAE on January 26, 2022, 07:45:41 PM
Matthew Shepard got his shit stomped because of a bad drug deal, if fact it was his gay meth dealer that curbstomped him for not paying his bill.  If you care to do the research you will find that it had nothing to do with faggotry.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlKYcnL1JFZQygt8rS4uoFsxaMAf0JXmeUOw&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: AZZERAE on January 26, 2022, 07:51:15 PM
WISH YOU WERE HERE.

I'M GLAAD YOU'RE NOT.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: Jackstar on January 26, 2022, 08:23:55 PM
I'M GLAAD YOU'RE NOT.

Weather is beautiful.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Drunken Jedi
Post by: Jackstar on January 26, 2022, 08:30:10 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1brN6w7B7Vr9zQalexJAN99TF2I4VrLXebA&usqp=CAU)

(https://img.search.brave.com/alT2ueLi-81oBcZf3NQ0qk_qh27dlxXRe80OeF9wUCo/rs:fit:600:429:1/g:ce/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5u/YWcuY28uemEvd3At/Y29udGVudC91cGxv/YWRzLzIwMTMvMDMv/am9obi1yb21lcm8t/ZGFpa2F0YW5hLTYw/MHg0MjkuanBn)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Queer
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 03:36:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEkiOGdcp8&feature=emb_title
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 31, 2022, 11:51:12 PM
Doin' it in style!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9c_KXzHu0

Accessories optional (https://www.originalpoopknife.com/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 09:38:02 PM
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT JEDI MILLER IS STUPID AND A RETARD
LOGICAL THINKING IS NOT HIS FORTE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
MAYBE HIS FAT GAY BOYFRIEND damon LIES TO HIM WHISPERING IN HIS EAR THAT HE IS THE SWEETEST DOLL THAT HE EVER FUCKED IN THE ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_TmWuIwRhk&t=45s

JEDI MILLER'S CONFESSION:
I 💓 Star Wars Movies, Action Figures,, Comics, Characters, Toys, Toothbrushes, Makeup Kits!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 09:44:05 PM
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT JEDI MILLER [...] BOYFRIEND damon

Honestly, that never even once occurred to me. It's a good thing I pulled myself over for this.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 09:47:22 PM
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT JEDI MILLER IS STUPID AND A RETARD

Is there anyone or anything you don't have contempt for?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 10:01:04 PM
Is there anyone or anything you don't have contempt for?

I ONLY HAVE CONTEMPTS FOR DUMB LOW IQ PEOPLE.
ACCEPT MY A-POLOGY FOR INCLUDING YOU IN THAT BUNCH.

IF TRUTH HURTS YOU THEN GET MESMERIZED BY LIES AND FAKE COMPLIMENTS.
IT WILL NOT DISTURB YOUR INSECURITIES
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 10:12:23 PM
I ONLY HAVE CONTEMPTS FOR DUMB LOW IQ PEOPLE.
ACCEPT MY A-POLOGY FOR INCLUDING YOU IN THAT BUNCH.

IF TRUTH HURTS YOU THEN GET MESMERIZED BY LIES AND FAKE COMPLIMENTS.
IT WILL NOT DISTURB YOUR INSECURITIES

I don't care, either way.

Have your fun.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 10:17:30 PM


Have your fun.

BEND OVER
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 10:22:06 PM
BEND OVER

Do it slow, Orderer.
Title: Re: Jedi Miller YOU FAGGOT GET IN HERE FAT BITCH. ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 03, 2022, 01:21:58 AM
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT JEDI MILLER IS STUPID AND A RETARD
LOGICAL THINKING IS NOT HIS FORTE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
MAYBE HIS FAT GAY BOYFRIEND damon LIES TO HIM WHISPERING IN HIS EAR THAT HE IS THE SWEETEST DOLL THAT HE EVER FUCKED IN THE ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_TmWuIwRhk&t=45s

JEDI MILLER'S CONFESSION:
I 💓 Star Wars Movies, Action Figures,, Comics, Characters, Toys, Toothbrushes, Makeup Kits!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on February 03, 2022, 03:18:31 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PxJ2CSWX/RG.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Rubini Triggered Over My Booster Shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H7YVArtDkg

Zavs Miller, a responsible and caring leader in the community, is being thoroughly abused by a nasty Rubini. As we've come to expect, Davey is throwing stones, posting slander, and then running away like a rat, having deleted everything. But the honorable Miller presents cold evidence, along with a few choice words for the Commander. 

"All you do is hang around naked, penis hanging and going on Pandy's and exposing yourself."

Jedi suggests a rumble in the cemetery in Pahrump on April 13 for Art Bell's sake.

"Anywhere you want to meet up, Bro. We'll meet up and do whatever you say."

The gauntlet has been thrown. The gutless are hiding in Dallas somewhere.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on February 03, 2022, 04:51:56 PM
Zavs Miller, a responsible and caring leader in the community, is being thoroughly abused by a nasty Rubini.

Fuck Mr. Potato Head!

I'm on Daoud's side.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 03, 2022, 09:07:00 PM
Fuck Mr. Potato Head!

I'm on Daoud's side.

EAZY WITH THE NAME CALLING, PUMPKIN HEAD
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on February 04, 2022, 01:18:55 AM
Fuck Mr. Potato Head!

I'm on Daoud's side.

Spooky old Rubini is still a coward and a gaslighter, playing hit and run or hard to get.

Likewise, this is all comic opera: Arlecchino vs Il Capitano (https://www.italymask.co.nz/About+Masks/Commedia+dellArte+Characters.html).
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller-HAS A GAY BOYFRIEND damon.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 10:10:26 AM
WHO ELSE HERE THINKS THAT JEDI MILLER IS STUPID AND A RETARD
LOGICAL THINKING IS NOT HIS FORTE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
MAYBE HIS FAT GAY BOYFRIEND damon LIES TO HIM WHISPERING IN HIS EAR THAT HE IS THE SWEETEST DOLL THAT HE EVER FUCKED IN THE ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_TmWuIwRhk&t=45s

JEDI MILLER'S CONFESSION:
I 💓 Star Wars Movies, Action Figures,, Comics, Characters, Toys, Toothbrushes, Makeup Kits!

JediMiller IS A CREEPY FAT STALKER.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller-HAS A GAY BOYFRIEND damon.
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 10:16:54 AM
JediMiller IS A CREEPY FAT STALKER.
I HOPE THAT OBESE UGLY FACE-FUCK Jedi Miller WILL GET SO DRUNK ONE DAY THAT HE WILL SLIP AND WILL DROWN IN THAT BATHTUB.

BATHTUB "LIVE" Sponsored by Coors Light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj2rd2uipWI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on February 04, 2022, 10:44:12 AM
I HOPE THAT OBESE UGLY FACE-FUCK Jedi Miller WILL GET SO DRUNK ONE DAY THAT HE WILL SLIP AND WILL DROWN IN THAT BATHTUB.

In the meantime, this is how he pulls in the chicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePdSHOGyks
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 11:00:22 AM
In the meantime, this is how he pulls in the chicks.


LOL, WHAT A PIECE OF UGLY FAT LARD.
THAT VIDEO WATCHES BETTER AT 1.5 YOUTUBE SPEED.

Jedi Miller WOULD BE GREAT WITH HIS FAT ARMS TO REACH DEEP INTO Innerreach's STRETCHED OUT LIKE A 5 GALLON PAIL ANUS.
IMAGINE THE SMELL

 
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 06:46:22 PM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePdSHOGyks

Lookit that potato dance!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller - LARD ASS EDITION
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 09:13:53 PM
Lookit that potato dance!

OK THEN
LET'S SEE YOU SHAKING YOUR LARD ASS

I BET YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF RHYTHM.
YOU WOULD BE FUCKING ROCKING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
THAT'S ALL. THAT WOULD BE YOUR "YO' CHECK MY DANCE MOVES"

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: pate on February 05, 2022, 02:51:34 AM
Lookit that potato dance!

https://youtu.be/09lsAWr_zXk
Title: Re: Name Change Requests - FROM: Laser TO: Metron THE PEDO Ex-MUSIC TEACHER
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 08:00:37 PM
Now more offensive posts removed.
It doesn't take much to make the bugger cut and run.

Laser,
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE PEDOPHILE LIKE YOU THE Metron Ex-Music Teacher
to CUT AND RUN FROM PERSONAL MORAL RESPONSIBILITY
OF SEXUALLY ABUSING HIS UNDERAGED STUDENTS ???
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on February 08, 2022, 06:53:15 PM
The Jeff B. Rant : Episode 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sn1i4JDy2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkF3omHb6oQ
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on March 13, 2022, 06:10:23 AM
Chronicle Update  - On The Edge Of The Desert hosted by Jedimiller will be Live  from Art Bell's Memorial Bench in Pahrump on April 13th 2022 !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnNJKtpJPt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZoO5hNWwM
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 06:50:54 AM
April 13th 2022 !!

The annulment is scheduled for 2 weeks later. Hopefully the metastatic cancer will be out of the picture by then.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 14, 2022, 08:14:53 AM
Choice quotes immortalized in the charcuterie.

https://youtu.be/Hrd-ACnm_gQ

(https://i.postimg.cc/BZD6qvH6/SWA.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 14, 2022, 08:41:02 AM
PAHRUMP NV TRIP: HEATHER'S HOUSE. PT 1 Apr 11, 2019
Quote
She wasn't home. She left the gate open with the lock hanging on the gate. No signs of life.

https://youtu.be/9lwBVfrCpfc

Quote
And Miller just happened to have a camera "malfunction" at just the right time so that none of his time on her property was recorded.

PAHRUMP NV TRIP: HEATHER'S HOUSE PT. 2
Quote
Dropped off da box. Missing video feom my memory card. It disappeared.

https://youtu.be/pJVEAgK2iW4

Quote
Super fan Jaime "Jedi Miller" Marun calls Heather Wade and it doesn't turn out as he probably would have liked it to.

https://youtu.be/Yy_ldg59i8Q

Quote
Heather does not actually use the word jiggles and Miller will deny that it was him. Does it sound like Heather likes surprise visits? Does it sound like Heather and Miller were very good friends? Does it sound like a story that Miller made up and fed to Adam? Of course it does not.

https://youtu.be/2KQwv9hsUlQ

Rumor has it Jiggles may be planning another trip to Pahrump in April.

(https://i.postimg.cc/g2w2ryTv/Shotgun-witch.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 07:18:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syVA2STdtPc
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller - LARD ASS EDITION
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 08:30:19 PM
OK THEN
LET'S SEE YOU SHAKING YOUR LARD ASS

I BET YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF RHYTHM.
YOU WOULD BE FUCKING ROCKING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
THAT'S ALL. THAT WOULD BE YOUR "YO' CHECK MY DANCE MOVES"
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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1502418646441680897


https://youtu.be/0lkPU2z5vTA

Winning growing increasingly tiresome.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller - LARD ASS EDITION
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 08:44:49 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO13kVIs6Lp/?utm_medium=copy_link

Winning growing increasingly tiresome.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 16, 2022, 05:20:36 AM
Rumor has it Jiggles may be planning another trip to Pahrump in April.

(https://i.postimg.cc/g2w2ryTv/Shotgun-witch.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

He shamelessly expects to troll through Pahrump.

https://youtu.be/GsRnLcua38s
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 16, 2022, 06:15:40 AM
He shamelessly expects to troll through Pahrump.

https://youtu.be/GsRnLcua38s

Not on Rubini's watch.

(https://i.postimg.cc/zDMrZrB7/RG2.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Slimer? For real? Nah ...
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 06:19:09 AM
Not on Rubini's watch.

(https://i.postimg.cc/zDMrZrB7/RG2.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Slimer? For real? Nah ...

That’s a lot of white knighting. I bet Rubini had to lie down afterwards.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 16, 2022, 06:32:53 AM
That’s a lot of white knighting. I bet Rubini had to lie down afterwards.

This might be while meditating on a porcelain throne, just before the baby wipes come out. He feels clean for a moment.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller - LARD ASS EDITION
Post by: Harley Quinn on March 16, 2022, 05:43:15 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO13kVIs6Lp/?utm_medium=copy_link

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU DO NOW? 🤣
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 17, 2022, 05:59:36 AM
Looks like he will have to skulk away and rehab in Tijuana.

https://youtu.be/vc-qqLi9QLg
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 17, 2022, 06:45:37 AM
he will have to skulk

Take some wipes.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on March 17, 2022, 05:16:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAu9XK7ZBw


Hey Miller, you can sing this one to A******* on your next karaoke night. Then, I bet you will be fast friends indeed.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on March 22, 2022, 02:33:05 AM
Crash right thru Miller’s front door and into his living room. I would be bringing some ice cold Coors Light tho, no weapons just beers and laughs and shenanigans on YouTube lol 😂

https://youtu.be/X3DU-7a8mP0
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on March 26, 2022, 05:09:57 AM
Skin softening, brain softening and a horrible melanoma

https://youtu.be/5X4TK9AFxOM

Miller from another dimension

https://youtu.be/4t8L_L2TCwc
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on March 26, 2022, 12:23:07 PM
Miller from another dimension

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_pOjLCYQKlwAh-8OLjJ4L5-JZ5ORtWqtBek2gZfZpjTkZdFs&usqp=CAc)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on April 02, 2022, 12:00:10 AM
https://youtu.be/tml7xbaY1dA
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on April 02, 2022, 01:13:19 AM
https://youtu.be/St7ny38gLp4
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on April 02, 2022, 02:56:54 AM
Listening to this shit makes me want to vomit, but that's probably just because I'm drunk and eating pizza in the bathtub by myself on a Friday night.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on April 02, 2022, 07:53:51 AM
https://youtu.be/9o7LPaMqFP8
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on April 13, 2022, 09:14:08 PM
Lit 🔥 af

https://youtu.be/1mNr-mmWcSw
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 14, 2022, 11:09:00 PM
Imagine being Heather and watching this IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rar95UWPkLA
Title: Re: JediMiller will pay 30 dollars for Star wars content
Post by: Muttley on May 05, 2022, 01:21:59 AM
May the 4th be with you - Live with JediMiller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXy_BpBdX5I
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on May 05, 2022, 03:35:07 AM
https://youtu.be/DsAx3DvPCI0
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Harley Quinn on May 05, 2022, 02:51:38 PM
https://youtu.be/9o7LPaMqFP8

We all ruined his “Radio Show”! 🤣
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 06, 2022, 02:39:03 AM
We all ruined his “Radio Show”! 🤣

https://youtu.be/lRKOSwU-8zM
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 05:26:48 AM
Dari Dee, LB And Rubini EXPOSED!

https://youtu.be/HZ68HQUfySM

Never underestimate a rank Jedi.

This may have been posted previously but is buried somewhere like an old bone.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 09, 2022, 04:37:26 AM
Nobody's perfect.

https://youtu.be/jnjeJVMvqoI
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 09, 2022, 12:02:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuz6uSepoVI

Nobody's perfect.

If I break him, you bought him. Special Source needs, special Sourcery rules. (Hey, you wanna join my lodge? This isn't a euphemism. Yet.)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 15, 2022, 09:47:18 AM
https://youtu.be/xdF0gC4TJn0

One misguided soul unduly castigated, befallen and bereft, and yet defiant come what may.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Brother OJ on May 15, 2022, 03:22:25 PM
Miller is this generation's Andy Kauffman
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on May 15, 2022, 03:48:24 PM
Miller is this generation's Andy Kauffman

I don’t get that at all. Is he a stand up comedian? Has he been on TV? The only thing that I get from this guy is that he cries and bitches about Bellgab and Bellgabbers when he gets drunk in his mom’s bathtub.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 15, 2022, 04:56:59 PM
I don’t get that at all.

This might be the best day of my life. Fingers on cross. Slow, steady water dripping.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 16, 2022, 04:09:25 AM
Miller is this generation's Andy Kauffman

Bart has likened him to Ralph Kramden's simple minded grandson (or something like that), which was meant to be a compliment BTW.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 16, 2022, 04:22:09 AM
simple minds

[1984 INTENSIFIES]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 16, 2022, 04:49:31 AM
[1984 INTENSIFIES]

That -will- settle down. I love you too, now go watch Flight again and again AND AGAIN until you find the hidden Easter egg hidden succession end, Not-So-Puny-Eggling. #pieceShalom
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 16, 2022, 05:32:47 AM
Bart has likened him to Ralph Kramden's simple minded grandson (or something like that), which was meant to be a compliment BTW.

(https://i.postimg.cc/26MykQCc/Jedimiller.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Harley Quinn on May 16, 2022, 10:36:11 AM
Jedi is a creepy stalker
https://youtu.be/xdF0gC4TJn0
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 16, 2022, 10:40:44 AM
Jedi is a creepy stalker
hxxps://youtu.be/xdF0gC4TJn0

Your twat is a creepy stalker. Come sit on my face. Man.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Harley Quinn on May 16, 2022, 10:41:45 AM
[1984 INTENSIFIES]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

I hope he returns to 1984 permanently!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Rush, Vol. XVIII: Red Eye Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 16, 2022, 10:55:43 AM
Bart has likened him

Let me tell you about the first time I met Bart. I--uh, hang on. (Time passes.) Okay, the S.W.A.T. team just left. They don't want me to talk about it.

So, fuck 'em. I just killed them all. (99 robots and one fucking dead fucking ho. Sure, take me away, and bring back that elf to fuck, I am fuckin' down.) I was on Bellgab, right? Late one night, and I--uh, hang on. (An eagle drops a neutron bomb nearby. Result: DISABLED, with the power of one (1) merest thought, then the parts are dontated to U.N.I.C.E.F., this takes 5 days, 3 lawyers, and, no, not even one goddam job. Yeah, I don't know how I'm not fucking crying myself to sleep every night alone, either, like you, except, I'm not a girl, I'm a goddam pussy, I have ate enough (NEVER!) that I'm rawr4lyfe, it's not like I'm gonna change back.) Look, seriously, it's not really one of those, uh... public kind of stories, you dig?

Yeah, I don't know jack or shit about him. Hang on, I gotta duck. (Notre Dame catches fire again.) Hah! The witch missed me for once! HAH! Yeah so anyway, he posted his picture one night as a reply to a flame war he started with me that HE.COULD.NOT.WIN.FLEX and... I -knew- it was coming, that night, we were ALL on Level: CLARICE VOYEUR ANT, and it happened just like I saw in my Gem In Eye Mind's Eye, the thread loaded, I saw the picture, I made eye contact THROUGH THE SCREEN (hawt.) and then...

The website went offline. "Lost Earth 'Lock," the papers said the next day, but you know me, I wasn't even allowed to fuckin' know you were even on Twitter, let alone, in the funny pages. So the next few days, it wasn't long --something about 'server maintenance,' as I recall, oh yeah, look, you found a backin' blank door in your security infrastructure, isn't that nice? Yeah, I -do- wonder who put -that- there, as a matter of fact, toteslol.

By the way, I watched him get broken. It was legit blanking scary. Count on it, I ain't ever gonna fuck with that shit, yo. Yeah, #mad, #respect, #madrespect. Now you know I don't need to totespromise, but I will, fuck, I don't even know what words I would even guess to try to use. (At least there's a smart way to get going: rule out absolutely anything scatological.)

S55NDA is my DNA. Here: take my daughter and fuck her where her past lovers can see how it OUGHT to be done, I want your blood as my brood. No, don't worry, she's not epileptic, she always kicks and screams that way when offered up as tribute/Hall/SACK_OF_RICE. Yeah, you're welcome, I've been trying to get rid of that rat TOO. lol.


p.s.: Don't even. T. Hancks.
Title: Re: Miller-Kuczi vs. Sleater-Kinney vs. Big Black Dildo FIGHT
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 16, 2022, 11:07:52 AM
I hope he returns to 1984 permanently!

I hope you know that this level of mendacity is not going to look good on your permanent vacation record. Surprise! I'm your local Bishop, AND your local Head Bishop's motherfuckin' daddy. (These days, (PROT), I am such a big deal around here, I've actually rose to a level of rank, stature, and reknown, that my legend and legacy doesn't, don't, and will even never even need hashtags anymore, the shadoweye cast has actually begun to eclipse that of my own (blank). Can you even imagine that? Fuck! I can't. It's happening right in front of me and, still: inconceivable!) Basically, I'm gonna put it this way: here, I put these nutshells in this box shaped like a Twinkie, so basically, figure out to put your bullshit censorship maximus shut-him-up-a-gus protocol back in, cape/vape/smoke up another shell/tell/william game, and then take THESE two Twinkies and fuckin' CRAM them. Nope, not those Twinkies, THESE TWINKIES. Yep. Nope. YEP. What? Give me your keys, you're so fuckin' fir-- yeah, heh, thought so. Call me in the morning, but only if you've stopped JC from trying to do his little witch job like a little mitch baby-bye fly-by cornhusking bigger-wigger-drive by, by the time the sun gets up in the morning. And then, EVERY NEXT MORNING. (It's a tall order, yeah, and I can't handle it either, so.... well. Bye.)

(I know it's not the right word, SIR-IN-MA'AM, but nevertheless: I am the Paradox Protocol made flesh. They tell me I smell good, too, but, I wouldn't fucking know, I can't get my nose out of this bag of pcp for all the tea in China. Shrug. Toot. SEIG HEIL)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 16, 2022, 11:16:52 AM
[urkl=https://postimages.org/](https://i.postimg.cc/26MykQCc/Jedimiller.png)[/url]

Can't we, just like, trade nemeses? Look, I can go straight up if you can, I don't need you to sweeten the pot deal with your Black Lotus. Unless, of course, it's a Beta.

Actual sympathies. Yeah, I bet you thought you had itred badfive. No, I'm sitting down. Yeesh. PANTS. Satisfied? Yeah, I bet.
Title: Re: Miller-Kuczi vs. Sleater-Kinney vs. Big Black Dildo FIGHT
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 16, 2022, 11:22:19 AM
I can't get my nose out of this bag of pcp for all the tea in China. Shrug. Toot. SEIG HEIL)

I've re-re-considered. Throw in Iceland, Madagascar, and Vladivostok, and you've got yourself a deal. What Volga? That's trash, sure, but: I can take it. On horseback OR WHORE'S BALLYHOO KNOT, through the woods of the whole region along with, on top with a lit match, DO IT. DON'T TRY.

That's right, you're not doing Her. (How this is a surprise, at this point, is basically anyone's guess, but mine would be: lead in the water, iron in the cornflakes, and my (blank) in your blankin' pants.)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 16, 2022, 11:26:23 PM
Jedi is a creepy stalker
https://youtu.be/xdF0gC4TJn0
and that is just for starters.

https://youtu.be/rHu1d2YrphQ
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: Laser on May 17, 2022, 12:25:12 AM
Can't we, just like, trade nemeses? Look, I can go straight up if you can, I don't need you to sweeten the pot deal with your Black Lotus. Unless, of course, it's a Beta.

Actual sympathies. Yeah, I bet you thought you had itred badfive. No, I'm sitting down. Yeesh. PANTS. Satisfied? Yeah, I bet.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NjPh76pG/40pi8b.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

How dare you make a foofaraw of someone's hapless JROCD?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: Jackstar on May 17, 2022, 03:19:10 AM
How dare you make a foofaraw of someone's hapless JROCD?

Needles.
Title: MILLER: Hard Target
Post by: Jackstar on May 17, 2022, 03:22:53 AM
and that is just for starters.

It's really happening, isn't it? I feel like Counselor Troi just got behind the wheel again.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: Laser on May 17, 2022, 04:24:43 AM
Needles.

Lawks! What is the infernal meaning of this perpetual interjection? Is it an insult, a gleeful retort or a considerate exoneration? You may have all the time you need to define the substance of this matter.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: Jackstar on May 17, 2022, 05:19:43 AM
Lawks! What is the infernal meaning of this perpetual interjection?

ARDOR.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Juicy "Miller" Soiree
Post by: Jackstar on May 17, 2022, 09:47:41 AM
You may have all the time you need to define the substance of this matter.

And so may The Slanderettes. They sure are taking their sweet ass time about things. I'm sure they would all prefer just to have everything go away, like it happens never.

I'll put it this way: I've been surrounded by needles my whole life and I don't have any tattoos. I got some acupuncture done a few times, it's all right technology. I remember when I was a teenager going up learning about alternative medicines people would be skeptical of the efficacy of acupuncture. "How could they be effective at all?” was a mournful cry.

Fast forward to now. There is no temptation at all. None. Definitely not a good use my time and resources right now, what with me being under surveillance, on trial, outmanned, outgunned, and out the door, never to return, as soon as I can figure out a way to get anything going correctly.

For needles, I'm saying. I don't have any desire to do that activity because then it wouldn't be able to feel superior to somebody who told me that I couldn't handle it. And, since this is Bellgab, there's two people who were selling this story. Separated by like 7 years, and that person had a fixation too.

What are the odds of two people with an expressed phobia, not having any desire whatsoever  to provide a story I can believe in?

Oh, about 82.5%. Needles.



Now I believe she thinks it's funny, but if it turns out that it's hurting your feelings I'd be more than happy to stop making that joke because it is pretty mean and cruel on some levels if it's still a sensitive subject for her.

I'd love to go back to some couples counseling, but I've been denied that contact and really I don't need counseling to know what to do. I would just sit there and laugh my ass off while recounting the adventures that I had had.

Ironically I'm wearing a shirt that's mine that had some holes in it that she sewed together with some needle and thread to make black and yellow stars on my chest. It's been in the closet for months. I didn't find it until I got back from jail. I hung up in the closet I haven't looked at much sense and I haven't worn it at all and a really long time and I love it and I'm wearing it now without a shirt underneath it's just this floor shirt with holes in it with yellow and black stars on it pushed up against my skin.

And she made it with needles. See? They're good for her. She was the decider. And I don't know who the decider is now, but, fuck eventually somebody will have to figure something out.

I would make suggestions but they would not be able to hear me here if I did. Similarly, I don't know what's going on with this Miller problem. Jackstar has been underutilized again.

Really, this is just a warning. The only implicit threat is that I might die of a broken heart, but that's not too likely. I don't know how she would put a broken heart on a panel of lasagna and throw it at me, but... strictly speaking, that's not necessary.

It also wasn't necessary for anyone to use any needles at all! And then when a certain person became violently agitated over this whole subject, RAINBOW.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
Post by: Harley Quinn on May 17, 2022, 06:03:03 PM
Your twat is a creepy stalker. Come sit on my face. Man.

How does it taste? 😂
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 18, 2022, 03:50:08 AM
How does it taste? 😂

Well you're overly ambitious and far too early ahead of time for the 5:00 free ammunition giveaway that tastes like victory, especially since I already left you a voicemail and the instructions and... so, hey, sowwy, but, just what do you think is going on here, anyway?

I'm not asking for a friend you fucking just tell me! Duper's delight is nice especially when you get it twice, and there's something hanging over you all, clearly. And so I didn't get the alerts in 3D... why? Well probably only your Telecom operator knows for sure.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi "ALERT. ALERT. STOWAWAY." Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 18, 2022, 05:45:52 AM
How does it taste? 😂

Definitely victory, definitely beacon. I don't think -you- need a -time- beacon. If you do, ask for one, it's not like I shit those out to look cool.


So, there's a number of ways that I can go about this, but I am uncertain how I want to go about creating this space where you can get all these needles and then end up with a plasma drive, so, probably not gonna go that route.

Oh, I know, time to post Innerreach's chat transcript. yeah, don't worry, it's a ONE WAY TRIP hahaa. (It's nice that he bought you an iPhone.)
Title: Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
Post by: Muttley on May 19, 2022, 12:49:17 AM
Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL5BxKBDlms
Title: Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 19, 2022, 03:20:01 AM
I am happy to be doing this, because a great many of you are in need of at least a little help, and, are horrifically retarded from years of too much exposure to books with radioactive ink.

Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn


... no Podbean link? Must remember to remind Google to remind me to not think less of anyone for making way, way more work for themselves later, for themselves.

THREE DAYS OF DARKNESS
FOR ME.
DUNNO ABOUT YOU.

CAN YOU TELEPORT TOO? GOOD
(Quincunx not available. Shalom.)
Title: Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 19, 2022, 08:19:10 AM
And now, I love Miller. Where's Wade? Not gonna lie, I miss her, but putting up with her bullshit act of being scared of lil' ol' Jackstar is as -bit- hard to take, n'est-ce pas?

Who would you rather have deliver Star Wars effigies to your door?

Or leave suggestive floral displays on your porch?

(https://i.postimg.cc/pXbWRZf5/IMG-0125-750x410-1146052775.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Miller's Live Bathtub Show sponsored by Coors Light

Topics of discussion include Dari Dee & taking a leak on Heather's lawn

Heather has a lawn? More like another one of Miller's X-rated fantasies, of which he went into great detail re him and Ms.Wade on old EllGab posts.
Title: Re: Live Bathtub Show hosted by Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 19, 2022, 09:20:40 AM
Who would you rather have deliver Star Wars effigies to your door?

Or leave suggestive floral displays on your porch?

My girlfriend. Please. I don't know how to portal without her.

I did my best. I hope it was all that it could be. And my heart is very, very forlorn. Such that, all I can do is to reiterate, oh God, please:

She didn't kill Art Bell, did she? because in that case, fuck her. anyway, I just sawher the other day, but I see nothng. I have no control.



I have always wished you all well. I will never stop seeking her, beacuse there is one, and she's looking FOR ME.

You don't hvae to help, I am being polite to try to ask. I just thought you might... know.

ciao for now.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 20, 2022, 11:52:08 AM
https://youtu.be/o0TwZ8hB-_M

(https://i.postimg.cc/qvsYNM5d/7a56404ffb2e2cf801283e9b74100ba2-3708572.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 20, 2022, 08:32:33 PM
I'm fucking pissed.
I will make videos about miller till the day he dies fuck him.

https://youtu.be/dx4tnR2kglg
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 21, 2022, 07:52:17 AM
I'm fucking pissed.
I will make videos about miller till the day he dies fuck him.

https://youtu.be/dx4tnR2kglg

Bare knuckle brouhaha behind the woodshed.

https://youtu.be/nsRIstrCH9w
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 21, 2022, 07:25:36 PM
Bare knuckle brouhaha behind the woodshed.

Go Bear League! I have Hitler's bear, and believe me the bodyguard that came with the other brown bear is a really bad Birchwood Witch. (I really don't know how I might have known that, so I can't encourage anybody to take any accuracy with that statement but seems really correct to me to be. Just a hunch. Not sure what to tell you on that one. Sourceror doesn't need food all that badly, but I am kind of peckish, so I think I'm going to go out for an update. Stupid ears of corn. It's dumb to go out of the ground. If they want attention, maybe they should grow out of somebody's (blank).) , I know I just said that you should believe me, but I may have been either exaggerating, or that's a euphemism, or that elephant that just ran through the bathroom while stopping to fondle me and to type that on my nightmare rectangles nightmare keyboard while giving me nightmare fuel for tonight's post little death serenade.

I'm sure very few of you have ever been fondled by an elephant's ear, so I'll leave you this one with a word of advice: go with the trunk last.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 21, 2022, 09:13:17 PM
I have Hitler's bear

I have actually taken actual bullets for this bear. Get out. There’s plenty more resilience to come.

HOTFIX: Condition ZUGZWANG ends globally in ~5 minutes. Game critical flags will reset immediately thereafter, this is only because some people need a little push. (Who wouldn't need one at this point? Besides me. This isn't a drug thing. More of a HAUL.)


He is excited, isn't he? Authorized an additional Fudgsicle if necessary. One (X) Fudgsicle only, I guess. Whatever. Honestly, you don't really need me for the content, you need me for the channel, and I'm pretty sure you know me, there's a plan for that other one too.

(Why yes, I have avoided foreign entanglements, thanks for asking. I was born there too.)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 21, 2022, 09:15:36 PM
(BTW, kudos galore to “Big Pussy” Miller... your thread is finally relevant, if not perhaps as splashy as it ought to be.)

Get a job.
Title: Re: Miller will kick your Ass
Post by: Bugsby Crackleford on May 31, 2022, 12:22:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UsMsCYq2UU
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on May 31, 2022, 12:36:45 PM
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah; he lifted my car out of the ditch, like it was a rejected nickel from the machine that dispensed soda.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 03, 2022, 05:04:27 AM
The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

https://youtu.be/AjZaQg9jZvk

https://youtu.be/5rFOYlZSFwE
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on June 03, 2022, 05:30:02 AM
The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

Interception! Your dog's blacklisted. It now takes 3 hours for the doll to score weed. If that sounds not unfair enough, we can shoot for 9 months of a dissociation from reality Rx, which sounds totally appropriate for a doll, that's just almost ready to trans—whatever.

By the way, is one of those videos the video that I was threatened with today? or is that still yet to come?

I'm genuinely apologetic, I've never been exposed to so many pointless tedious inane asinine and ultimately irrelevant threats upon my person, I forgot how to use the comma.

Perhaps if I go back to drinking. Must remember to Google possible downsides.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 04, 2022, 04:33:44 AM
The TRANsFORMATION of the doll is almost complete.

https://youtu.be/AjZaQg9jZvk

https://youtu.be/9lrvJjmbCk0

Yo tampoco se que significa esto.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on June 07, 2022, 05:47:31 AM
Yo tampoco se que significa esto.

So, Jedi Miller has threatened me with releasing a video that's going to embarrass me or that I wouldn't want to be seen, and he's also claimed that he can't take on any more messages from facebook, so... unfuck that.


First asked him to show the video with me right away and he didn't. My kids, this happens to Jackstar all the time. Difference is, is that it is now been taken to the next next level. And, I have to learn how to unfuck things. Specifically colon posts.

I haven't even learrned how to use colon blow yet. Sob! It's not sad, it's a Saab like I'm tearing the fabric in the whole of reality by bringing up a fucking car commercial; what the hell? But that's not sad that's kind of pretty radical actually. Before beast mode it would be a gorilla.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 07, 2022, 08:47:18 AM
https://youtu.be/9lrvJjmbCk0

Yo tampoco se que significa esto.

Se arroja algo de luz sobre el misterio.

https://youtu.be/IE2H9JCOqMQ

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 16, 2022, 01:46:21 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7hV7Psct/Positive-test.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/66FfAAcukO4

We are prayin' for ya, Jedi.

You WILL survive.

May the Force be with you!

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y2bwgN11/mimi-the-clown-praying-clown-1440501994.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4n7MR92d)

You big ****** baby

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 16, 2022, 05:43:07 AM
You WILL survive.
[...]
You big ****** baby


wow, being in quarantine for a few weeks must be a real downer. I can't imagine what that must be like. Do you think they still let him use a phone? Oh, I bet he just uses The Force to get news and talk to people instead.

I'll allow it. It's not like I have any reason to object. What, me enforce? Pfftt.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 17, 2022, 03:14:13 AM
One brave bedeviled Jedi Knight defending long lost honor ...

https://youtu.be/aVhUh_YRFIs

... from his DEATHBED.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on June 17, 2022, 07:55:40 AM
... from his DEATHBED.

It's possible that death is too good for the likes of him. On the other hand, defending democracy through a bold, declarative, defensive rear-guard action is probably the best help this tub o' bullets could provide.

It's not like he could be a diplomat. Anyway, he's always mean to me, so I hope he fucking chokes on his goddam suffering. That'll build some character, if not muscle mass.

Also, the last time I saw him he was leaving me behind and laughing at me. I don't know who's laughing now--certainly not me--but, whatever.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 22, 2022, 07:32:27 AM
Another little masterpiece.

(https://i.postimg.cc/rFpHpr4N/Miller-Vision.png) (https://postimg.cc/c6Vh96Xv)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BPY6FS7wm8Q
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on June 23, 2022, 12:32:57 AM
Also, the last time I saw him he was leaving me behind and laughing at me. I don't know who's laughing now--certainly not me--but, whatever.

Banned from his “open” free chat. S\he didn't want to hear about how s\he's freed. (IT: going to be hard to blame my husband.)

Knocking off early for the day. Why We Fight.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on June 23, 2022, 12:48:16 AM
ANGUISH TITS

(http://)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on June 23, 2022, 01:03:07 AM
ANGUISH TITS

R.S.V.P.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on June 25, 2022, 12:51:52 AM
https://youtu.be/xB04Q-s-pbQ
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 26, 2022, 04:57:37 AM
Miller loves clowns.

https://youtu.be/grMWWTRnd_k
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on June 27, 2022, 01:31:32 AM
Social Justice Jedi Warrior pays timely and warm attention to the LGBTQWTF community.

(https://i.postimg.cc/MKhKBV3C/Men-Have-Abortions.png) (https://postimg.cc/Ln3pKYpD)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jSTvhL7cnXY
Title: Re: Miller will kick your Ass
Post by: Laser on August 16, 2022, 08:28:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UsMsCYq2UU

https://youtu.be/_YTxs4RNrjg
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 21, 2022, 06:21:49 AM
The Jedi from Chula Vista is on the verge of losing his prana. Years of self-abuse and overindulgence have taken their inevitable toll. Sad news this is.

https://youtu.be/NqLj-GTtDHw
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on August 31, 2022, 07:15:57 AM
A Tribute: Miller Enters Chat

https://youtu.be/Ec7jSh8qIY8
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 01, 2022, 05:45:32 AM
Now this beats all hell. Miller Zavs promoting one of the most evil mind cults of the 20th century.

https://youtu.be/ovM0dASSgsE

https://youtu.be/7jsIekN4ZsA

Notwithstanding Mr. Cruise's revisionist views on psychiatry.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on September 05, 2022, 11:45:16 AM
Heartbreaking

https://youtu.be/cMhmYB1Jn7Y
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 07, 2022, 06:27:51 AM
Heartwarming

https://youtu.be/FGSFMTjDaks
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Miller & Girl Driller & Jedi Source: ERROR PAPER NOT FOUND
Post by: Jackstar on September 07, 2022, 09:28:47 AM
Heartwarming


(PROT) was so pissed at Heather, that he manipulated her into believing that KUCZI was such a terrible, existential threat, that she needed to get a 10 year restraining order against me... sort of. I'm not sure on the details, but, long story short: he used me and her to trick Heather into going along with this bullshit story, and then---somehow the Caller ID on all her phones was changed so that whenever ANYONE calls her.... it comes up as MICHAEL KUCZI (206) LOL-HAHA. For real. This is the story I heard.


You know how (PROT) looooves to hide behind the police, right? So anyway, I just found this out, and it certainly makes sense, given how fucked up this goddam industry is. THIS IS WHAT A GREAT DEAL OF IT WAS ALL ABOUT: ELIMINATING INDUSTRY COMPETITION.

AND I GUESS THERE WERE SOME UNEXPECTED COMPLICATIONS WHEN SOMEONE DECIDED TO LIE TO A (K/Q\CLERGY) PALADIN, HUH? THOUGHT IT MEANT NOTHING, HUH? THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT, HUH?

I am disappoint, (PROT). And you thought I would blame David as well, no doubt. Well, you misunderstood. Wade thinks that the thing with my name on her Caller ID is Sourcery. It is not. But to her, it might as well be.

It's a simple technological switch. Combined with, you know, her guilt. As well as a protection/forgetfulness spell from Ramona, who has her own reasons. Word, Doll. (/hug) Awww. She took over my left index finger. I was gonna give her a high five. She says she wants to hug my (blank) and she can't believe my patience with you fucking idiot cheerleader mannequin squad. What are you all waiting for, she wants to ask? She's mocking them. There's another protection spell.

Turns out, none of these besotted whores (Grapefruit, Kumkwat, Papaya) love me at all! No, they just want the usual. Meanwhile, I do love them, and I can stop anytime I want. But they, of course, wiill never forget the hell they put themselves through.

So anyway. I'm not sure how to undo the caller id thing (I like it, lol) but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PROTECTION ORDER WITH MY NAME ON IT, ALLISON SHAW? HEY, FUCK YOU LADY. LET ME SEE THAT GODDAM PAPER, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, OR SHOW IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. GIVE ME A COPY. FUCKING MAIL IT, BECAUSE IF THIS IS IN FACT TRUE, I WOULD SUGGEST YOU FUCKING WISEN THE FUCK UP BEFORE TOO MUCH MORE TIME TICKS AWAY.


I CANNOT BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD BE THIS STUPID, BUT THEN AGAIN, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SPIRITUAL ISLAND WONDER NIGGERJEWS WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE CRYPTOJEWS. AND THAT THEIR ALGONQUIN HERITAGE IS A SECRET. WELL, MAYBE IT WAS, BUT I SAW IT AS SOON AS I SAW ONE GLIMPSE OF A PHOTO. AND THE ROMA? AND THE STICK IN THE HEAD? AND THE SHADOW DRAGON HYDRA?

JESUS, IT WAS LIKE BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY JACK PALANCE. BELIEVE IT, BITCH OR NOT, BITCH, IT WAS A LIVING HELL.

AND I BLEW IT UP WITH A LITTLE BIT OF HELP FROM MY FREN. (Ramona is fuckin' losing it over in Astral. Like for serious. Time to celebrate... for those of you who can get up to Astral, right?) NOW, WHAT DID YOU HELP ME WITH?


OH YEAH. YOU FUCKED ME OFF AND STOLE MY SHIT AND ACTED LIKE YOU DESERVED IT. AND YOU HID BEHIND PROTECTION/NO CONTACT "ORDERS." HEY, GUESS WHAT?

ALL THAT SHIT IS MAJOR FELONY FRAUD AND YOU -WILL- CUT A DEAL AND THIS -WILL- END SOON AND THIS -IS- GONNA BE OVER, BECAUSE, IT IS OUT OF MY HANDS, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, NO ONE IS GONNA COMPLAIN THAT I RESCUED EVERYONE AND THEN SHOVELED YOUR FUCKED-OFF TULPAS INTO A HOLE. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, I SAVED THE BEST RESCUE FOR LAST.

NOW, WHO IS "ROSEBUD"? BECAUSE I LEGIT DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, MD + MS + (??) ARE INVOLVED, AND IT WAS YET ANOTHER FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT PLOY OUT OF THE SOUTH TO JAM JACKSTAR INTO CULPABILITY AND/OR LIABILITY. IT WILL FAIL.

EVERY WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME HAS NOT PROSPERED. SO, I THINK WE ARE CLEAR NOW ON WHO HAS POWER THESE DAYS...

AND WHO DOES NOT. NOW. I EXPECT THAT ORDER TO BE LIFTED SOON. AND, GET THIS, WHEN IT IS... I STILL EXPECT TO NOT HEAR FROM THESE PEOPLE.

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING EMBARASSED. NOT BECAUSE OF WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN, BUT BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT MORE I COLD HAVE DONE, AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FUCKING CLEAR AND FREE.


NOPE. YOU'RE ALL TOTES FUCKED. AND THIS IS THE EXACT AMOUNT OF PRESSURE NEEDED TO FULFILL MY OBECTIVES. WHICH ARE RAMONA'S OBJECTIVES.

I WOULD PUT HEATHER BACK ON THE AIR, IF I WERE YOU. WHAT, YOU WERE JUST GONNA FUCK US OFF AND GO ON WITH YOUR LIVES WHILE TAKING MY TF COUNTERPART WITH YOU? UHM, EXCUSE ME... NO, YOU ARE NOT.

YOU ALSO ARE NOT GOING TO JOKE ABOUT IT, DIPSHIT.

YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE, AND YOU HAVE ANY AUTHORITY AT ALL, WELL, I EXPECT YOU JUST LOST IT.


P.S.: DAVID V. RUBINI IS MY FRIEND. STOP WITH THE FALSE ANTAGONISM, GODDAM.



NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY MORE POWER TO BURN.
STAND DOWN. STAND DOWN. YOU ARE ORDERED TO STAND DOWN.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD TO HAVE DONE THIS, BUT... IT WAS NOT UNTIL SOMEONE LIED TO EVERYONE ABOUT MY NOSE SURGERY THAT THIS LEVEL OF COMEPPANCE WAS REQUIRED. NOW, ONE OF THE GRAPEFRUITS IS LEGIT. THE REST ARE TULPAS OF TRASH.

THEY WILL WEAR DOWN SOON ENOUGH. BECAUSE A NEW MOTIVE FORCE EXISTS.
AND IT WILL BE UNDER DIVINE AUSPICE.
THAT MEANS, GOD COMMANDING. NOT SOME FUCKED OFF HALF-SPIC HALF-WOP CRAZY PEON WITH AN AXE TO GRIND.

AND IF THIS DOES NOT GET HEATHER BACK ON THE AIR RIGHT FUCKING NOW, WELL, I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

I CREATED 5.5 MINUTES WITH JACK STARK WHILE TYLER AND TIPPECANOE WERE SLAMMING METH AND LAUGHING AT ME. SAD. SO SAD.

AND WHOMEVER HOOKED UP (PROT) WHEN I WASN'T AROUND IS GOING TO, ONE DAY, EAT THEIR FUCKING TEETH.


ANY QUESTIONS? DAMN, I AM GOOD AT THIS. TIRED THOUGH. I'LL JUST GO TO SLEEP ALONE NOW. IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH ANYONE?

TWO YEARS PLUS, AND NOT A REPALCEMENT, DOESN'T THAT SEEM STRANGE TO ANYONE? SABOTAGED VEHCILES? REPUTATION SHATTERED? GOOD OL' COUNTRY BOYS PISSY ABOUT SOMETHING?

GOSH, I THINK WE DO NOT HAVE A DISCRIMINATION CASE HERE. I THINK WE HAVE SIMPLY GRIDLOCK.

BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL, ALL VERY TERRIFIED OF ME. ME, JACKSTAR, DESTROYER OF DREAMS.

And it's just me. Teehee! (I've been here the whole time, assholes, and three years of mocking me didn't fucking help you, because that's what you're all busted on, fo sho: DISCRIMINATION IN TRADE BASED ON RACIAL PREJUDICE."
Seriously, why not me? Oh, it's not -for- me. Well, who made that determination, and why do we care, and this is why we couldn't have nice things.

So I guess she really did need help. Because they wanted us to sacrifice One (1) Ms. Maid. And she wanted me to blame Real David. And I refused to do either. I saved them, brought them back alive and intact... AND THEN, THEY CONTINUED TO ABUSE ME.

Interesting. Well, you had your chances, Kids. You know what's awesome? Because I'm local Kanly authority (blood feud law), I happen to know... I could scalp them both. And take them. And save them. And make drums out of them.

not gonna. but that's how bad these nincompoops fucked things up. I went from total adoration to being capable of hatching and executing the revengegasm that you have just seen. You're welcome. No, I won't take a bow, it's tasteless at this level of accomplishment involved trafficking of children.

And that's you. Not me. You get it? Good. Because, they got it, believe me. And the reason why they did? Me, Baby.
Just me. No one else was willing to do it. I started June 1, now it's 3 months and a week later, and I guess I'm basically done.

Soooo. I gotta stop vaping and go to a dentist, huh? Tell you what, let's start with just a fucking conversation, okay? You might have to stand in line. I get, you're nervous. But I  just came out in publics for you, and you don't eve nknow. So, if I can do that, you do all kinds of stuff. :)

Also I know the formula to reactivate a clipped twat. {Audience gasps.} The same way I found out the instructions for how to not get addicted... I had a legitimate need to know, so Spirit provided me access.

Hear me roar. Even Jewel trembles at my presence. AND SHE'S A GODDAM SPIRIT NINJA VAMPIRE THAT ONCE KILLED MOLOCH 24 TIMES IN AS MANY HOURS, JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED. So.

I should get a job and pay taxes. I have a better idea: how about you have a fucking conversation? Alternatively, explain why it can't be me. Is that it? Oh. She says yeah.

She's afraid because she's gone from being afraid I would use Sourcery on her, to being afraid I won't. Now, that's shit hot. Can you just run along now and tell the other fucked off lesbos that hate on me 24/7 that they might be miaapplying the hate? Thanks.

Also, I'm taking Killer B, that former youngling, that cheesegreater but greater-ater, and Mrs. Paul's lovechild, PedoPaula, the Care Bare with a fetish for bondage. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent.) What? Now you want to argue? Cool, show a little more backbone, because I'm going to teach fuckin'n'punchin' classes to teenage girls now, and their dads will pay me to do it.

Just watch me. Also I will tell Holocaust jokes while busking in the Hollywood garment district, one day, and I will not only get laughs, I WILL GET ANCIENT JEWS TO OPEN THEIR WALLETS TO ME IN SINCERE APPRECIATION.

You're gonna dream anyway, might as well dream big. NOW. I -think- we are done here. Heather? I will do more. I'm only just getting started. SOMEONE SHOW ME THIS FUCKING PAPER WITH MY NAME ON IT, RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I NEVER GOT A COPY AND IT WAS CAGEY AS SHIT. NOW NOW NOW.

OR ELSE.

SIGNED,
MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI
THE_KINGPINNER, D.O.M.B. "HEY CAN I FUCK HER SISTER THEN?" D.O.D.D.

(Answers and opinions vary... but the questions are always the basic same. You know that, and now I do to.) Karrin: we ride.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 21, 2022, 03:05:07 AM
I laughed. I cried. I almost threw up.

https://youtu.be/YB-vVTEzfT8

But it was still funny.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on September 27, 2022, 02:37:40 AM
You mess with a Jedi at yore peril Darth Rubini!

https://youtu.be/jR5lfmTh94E

Bonus screed by Jackstar in the comments section.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Jackstar on September 29, 2022, 08:15:22 PM
You mess with a Jedi at yore peril Darth Rubini!

We are all Jedi here, but only one of us has been deliberately left alone, a fucked off mess, and is expected to never talk to anyone legitimately, because otherwise... things will get worse? Exactly how?

I mean, for one thing, the defamtory remarks that I have leveled at my 12th Grade AP English... teacher? That synthetic hosebeast, I suppose, could be called a teacher. I do daresay that I perhaps taught her a little bit more than she taught me. For example, here's what I remember being taught: "do not believe anything suddenly positive that miraculously appears and seems like it is meant to be encouragement, because absolutely none of it actually was. It was, if anything, concealment-oriented decoy propaganda meant to distract attention from, well, exactly what, I have no idea, but I do know that within a fairly short span of time, whatever interests, motivations, ambitions, simple awarenesses of, and willingness exert motive force... simply evaporated.

So, I was only important on one particular angle then, is that it? Build me up, then not just be left alone... deliberately tear down as a cohesive, unit-centric directive issues from a central command authority? Huh. Well, that's not so surprising that I wasn't interested in participation, now is it really? Similarly, imagining that anyone's particular response to stimuli is going to be, ever, anything like what is expected, even when it looks that way, I mean, holy shit. Who planned all these immensely ill-thought out ideas?

I guess there are--or, were--those who thought consequences would never present themselves. I guess getting "high" all the goddam time, even without being aware of being "high," has a couple of itty-bitty, minor fatal flaws inherent to the activity. Here's a great example:

After continually being faced with a relentless opposing pressure to my life, I guess I just don't understand what I am imagined to be doing by way of response. I have friendships... and then  don't. Okay, well, sure. I am after all, just immensely and stunningly gorgeous, and... wait, wait. I don't base friendships on that valuation system at all. But by whatever metric, once a person gets to a point of all resources exhausted... I'm supposed to... what? Sit down and wait to die? Change tactic to begging? Become willing to surrender?

See, that's a good one. I already -did- surrender. What was next? More combative pressure. Oh. So it doesn't really matter what I do, eh? Well what is supposed to happen as a result?

In other words, in a nutter's shell casing, found lying alone by itself next to all the babies that had been ripped out of the incubators and left to die on the cold, stone-tiled hospital floors, has it not occurred to anyone what an inevitable result is going to be?

Just find another woman and, what, gaze adoringly at her for 8.5 seconds before there's more energy released? No, not at all. But here's what's not going to happen, and what hasn't happened: that I'm going to do the same thing over and over cheerfully.

Nope, and the reason why is that while I didn't see exactly this coming, I did see a coming to of terms being inevitable. So, I"m supposed to do something, or continue doing something, but different, or stop doing something at all. Perhaps I am supposedly going to be in a position where I am going to "need" to be paying money? Ah, haha, ah, hah hah. HAH!

It's amazing how long I can go without spending money if I really, really set my mind to it. It's also remarkable that whatever deal is going on with the big black big boy truck, well... like, how many times do I have to mention something here? Water supply: SABOTAGE. Vehicle reliability: SABOTAGE. Logistical supply chains: SABOTAGE. Okay, so, wow, that's a lot of sabotage. Now, who's Daddy is that done by, and what does he do? Tell you what, I'll retract the query, and hope that it will not be too out of tone to suggest that we should change cameras one more time, although hopefully not for the last.

Bonus screed by Jackstar in the comments section.

I sort of remember that one. I'll change cameras again for a quick second, while I make a brief pause to mention... I think ETs are somehow "bouncing" from different people in some ethereal-ish way, because--and, this is awkward--I suddenly keep finding myself remarkably fixated, sexually.... fixated, upon different individuals, not a whole lot of them? But it feels a bit like I am a hackeysack being passed around from warm, cupped pair of hands, to another. Like, I'm being cherished or passed for examination or some such shit.

Forgive me, but, uhm... well I would ordinairly go with the tepid "i'm shy" but that's not something to be clinging to the start of a brand new era with, because that's what that is.

There's someone out there, who through some action, CONTINUES TO GENERATE NOTFICATIONS ON MY PHONE (THAT I WOULD PREFER NOT TO HAVE HAD AT ALL) AND CONSIDERING THE FATE OF THE "FREE" PHONE (BUY THIS PHONE, GIVE THAT OTHER PHONE TO SOME PERSON WHO OSTENSIBLY IS GOING TO BE OF ASSISTANCE), THAT BEING, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE DON'T GET WHAT IT IS THAT i AM DOING WHEN I AM WELCOMING TO THE INITIAL APPEARANCE OF A "NEW PLAYER ON THE FIELD" AT THIS POINT.

I'm tryna be polite here. I'm not sure what's not obvious to everyone presenting their attention, but it might be that it is assumed that I'm going to be taking actions to address the concerns that I have, that really affect everyone.

First of all, no, I'm not suicidal. I think being alive if nice. But it would seem that no one, and I mean--NO ONE--who considers my time worthwhile to be spent with me, is recognizing the warning bells here.

I don't -have- to be here. I can just... bail. I'm done with everything, as far as I can know, and what keeps getting presented is... word coming down on me is still "fuck him off as much as possible everywhere," and who seems to think they're in charge of my circumstance?

Several times, it is perceived perhaps through a cognitive flash, "new energy coming in." And it doesn't. I don't get at all what I ought to be getting. Now, that's kinda cool. I remember Art talking about that. He seemed frustrated. Poor guy.

I, on the other hand, can feel my energy builds being shunt off, misdirected, and left to falter. Now, this is a brand new deal. I actually have a force actor, presumably malevolent? Because this is not helpful activity directed here to me. It does not encourage much else beyond.... total paradigm explosion.

Is there an intent behind this random chaos that results from spending way, way too much time in a person's day, devoted to eliminating my influence? Because for one thing, it wasn't that big until someone kept fucking with me. For another, alarming shifts have occurred in my outlook.

I don't really need to go out to look for more incoming energy if ALL energy is going to be shat on. That being said, whomever was signaling before... I cannot stress enough, how urgent it is, that I get some identity going on who that actually is.

This isn't really a "last warning" kind of deal. I'm mildly eager to find out what happens when the source of this balderdash is discovered. For example, the elimination of jack@trioptimum.com... it should be apparent by now that this is not going to go down well on multiple sectors. First of all, the entire circumstance is -dreadfully- unlawful. Well. That's not relevant anymore, is it?

My fellow forum perusers: it's like this. I have literally evolved beyond whomsoever Grapefruit is at the moment. Sure, still a human being, and yeah, I kind of remember what she's like, but what is of top concern is that---I have serious gaps in my informational awareness, and with this much interdiction at play, it's getting hard to ignore the possibility that I under some kind of "hostile" attack and/or assault that is -legit- expected to be worth the effort being put in.

Well, it won't be, and whatever goal the initiator had in mind? Oh, fuckin' forget it. In a manner of speaking, it's about to be, shall we say, on like Donkey Kong, which is a terrible phrase so I don't know why I use it. Look, it's al heading in a bad direction. I have to mention this?

The people who ought to be looking into this matter, well... it's a motely lot. For example: my "family." Well, I kinda gotta assume that they've been utterly compromised by now. And, this "father" figure. It's suspicious. Am I expected to believe that these... idk, ragtag group of rebels, think that being aggressive at me is going to help anyone AT ALL?

That thing where I care what impressionable children come away with is noble, but the main thing is that I feel that I've made a sincere attempt at, for now, figuring up the deal, but see, I've done that. I've done that for awhile.

Once again: isolated and alone for a loooong time. "Forget about (PROT)." Okay, well, then what? Look, y'all break it, y'all bought it.

Fine, so once gotten away, one assumes... get a new one? Because I didn't notice anyone insisting on being ruthlessly burned out alone. I mean, if that's the plan, might as well own it. I am not sure how that is expected to happen, but what won't happen is passive aggressive, bemusedly staring while nothing continues to happen while I slowly become a dwindled energy.

It's clear that pacifism is not well understood here. First thing to be clear on: IT WINS. IT ALWAYS WINS. IT IS THE SINGLE MOST VICTORIOUS WARFIGHTING STRATEGY THAT CAN BE EMPLOYED IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. Here's the circumstance: Hi.

It's just me. I have zero assistance. Jesus does -not- count. Nigga can barely pick up sticks. I don't have aaaany sidekicks or anything. Could I round them up? Well, maybe.

I'm already having my communications shut down. Sooo... you want me to hit up 911? Show you how it is done? Sure, I'm Rudy Giuliani, I'm at my 9/11 command center, I'm the nerve center, I'm the commander of... oh, wait.

Do I need to sap bracelets on this shit myself? No way. What am I gonna do? Throw up my hands every five minutes, "there's nothing I can do! Just gotta live with everything being all fucked up." That's obviously not going to go down that way.

I'm taking my time on this issue and I am thinking it over because I would prefer not to make anyhting worse. I would also prefer to not miss any opportunity to completely alter the conflict experience here. First of all: why conflict at all?

With no demands being made, and irrational shit flying everywhere, it's important to understand where this is going to lead. Total Perspective Implosion.

Not only have the things that I will do been underestimated, it's like none of you understand what I am capable of. It's not really a threat, it's more like a reminder, because I don't really know either.

Concern over "no contact" situations are a little bit set aside now. Here's why: THE WHOLE GODDAM SCENARIO IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FRAUDULENT, AND THE POTENTIAL HAZARDS THAT SURROUND THE NOTION OF JUST... "heeheh, let's separate a person from reality FOR WAY TOO LONG and see what happens," holy shit, I don't think anyone has really understand what is going on here.

I already don't like them any more, but it is imagined that is temporary. And the seeming fashion that I am meant to be... not just left alone prevented under direct oversight to keep people away... well, I simply did not consent to that.

How many times have I inquired as to who is in charge? Enough. Let's just say that. I've asked enough.

The message isn't clear. Being openly paddled and anyone expecting me to "figure it out" is pretty moron these days.

Do you not know what to suggest, or you can't surrender, or what? What can there possibly be happening, that no one who gives so much of a shit, has recognized the opportunity cost here?

In such an extreme, the absence of contact is contact, and since I am not trying to make specific contact, I am simply noticing... hey, I have these contacts, and... well, there's a lot. Who the fuck is it?

"Shut up Jack, just ignore it!" is the dumbest fucking idea I've encountered in weeks. And it would seem this arrangement would be of major importance to whomever is around here.

The lack of suggestions seem remarkable. If it's that dire a state of affairs, let me make mention of the following:

I'm either being ignored by someone careless, or someone at the executive level has gone tharn, that is, deer in headlights. Okay, so... who else?

Because if that's all there is, there's actually nothing here to protect. And, what's the emergency again? Really, none of you can meniton it? Or... this is all just too much trouble? Holy shit, this is the best time of our lives, how you're just sitting around missing it, well, it blows my mind.

I don't know what else to do. I've never been this alone before, and it would seem an ideal to encourage something to come from me. Here's what has been encouraged thus far:



I AM GOING TO TEAR YOUR SOULS INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES AND YOU ARE GOING TO COME TO RECOGNIZE HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT IN YOUR LIFE, AND MORE OR LESS, SADLY, IT WILL NEVER BE THAT GOOD FOR ANY OF YOU, EVER AGAIN.

This seems extreme. That being said, my interest in paining myself so who-the-fuck-knows can accomplish whatever-end-game-goal-they-have is of no interest to me, and for a People who have been so insistent and strident, acting all butthurt seems an unwise choice.

It may have come to a time and a place that I'll have to take steps. This is an unpleasant notion for me. How am I deemed one that is better off alone? Because, I am not.

Things can get so much worse, and they have, because this is Unknown Country. What the fuck is everyone's problem? I'm the one who is being damaged. I guess... that's okay? I don't think so, but, you know, whatever.

I don't think it's a good idea for me to start broadcasting. I really don't. I have nothing to lose, and anything would be a gain, and I'm starting to wonder what anyone thought was going to happen here.

If the wizard behind the curtain is due to be revealed, instead there will be an unexpected development. Because I really do not give a shit anymore. "Get a psych eval because I am fucking crazy!" Wait, you were serious?

I will drive to Texas and rip off your legs and beat you to death with them before this "sorry Jackstar, secrets!!!" attitude is coming up here. I mean, you cannot be serious. What, you're all being held under duress? "just ignore him! he'l go away eventually!" No.

I don't really even care what happened at all. Like, ever. At any period of history. I certainly don't care about getting laid, human companionship, goalsettting, cuplability, resource cost, reputation.. it's all falling away.

Okay, so, I know I feel better. I wish I could care if anyone here or that I have known did or does.


Fair warning. Essentially, things will never be the same again, which isn't too bad for me, because this space of "no action" is frivolous and stupid and out of all that could be done, it's basically the worst possible.

i wish I could tell you not to make me do high ceremonial magick, but it's clear that I can't tell you anything at all.



The main reason for being here was to make contact with someone I had no other way to do so with. Well... that's done. remember that person who complained about how I was killing the forum?

Here now. Here is your life. "I can't do that yet." Listen here, you: it was never about you.


It was about being able to explain anything factual without making you look like something you are not. That would reflect remarkably badly on... well, fuck if I know. In a similar vein, i'm going to explain this as clearly as I possibly can.


You don't know who you are, what you are doing, the immediate or the far-future consequences even remotely are, and, guess what?

I never cared that much in the first place and now I care in a way that seems ill-advised. It's almost as though there's a suicidal cry for help being made. "Kill meeee..." Yeah, see, uh, no.

I can just tell people what is actually happening, and what happened as a result of various notions. For instance: I now don't have to think about unforeseen consequences. Obviously, you have.

When I find out why I am subjected to this ludicrous slog, it's not going to be anything pleasant for me, because while burning down the house and vanishing is not something I am likely to do, I have also lost my last reason not to.

i love the choices that I made that lead me to here, and I really don't regret anything, but if I had known any earlier just how effective my gambit really had been, I would have been happier a lot sooner, and I would have likely stayed that way. What in the name of fuck all do any of you think you're doing?

Someone who had no business imagining that she had any better knowledge than I did about what was going on, gave me a whole bunch of shit about how "I need to do this" and "I need to do that," and her arrogance was surprising, although given the nature of how I had just spurned her not-entirely-unwelcome but basically-out-of-place advances, well, it's like this...

I don't know how much more embarrassed any of us can get than any of you already are, but there's nothing at all going to look anything like something to consider. Now, obviously, I am aroused, and just obviously, I'm not supposed to know things.

Guess what. I am going to fucking know them and not having to pussyfoot around whatever idiotic fagotry is liveing things up is simply gong to make me look less fun and will further distance myself along the road to outcomes more unpleasant for some than one might consider.

Hey, here's an idea: maybe whatever any of you are QQ'ing about, is something I already know! How does one determine if they know something already? Being civil can really help with that. Have any of you noticed, just how little attention is paid to my unique circumstance here?

For example, how the mermaid got involved--again--after she was clearly rescued, and while I never met her in person, seeing her in view for once, well, that was lovely. And, what, really, somehow something has rendered my existence less relevant?

Well, whatever it is, I am having none of it, and as to the notion that I posted too much or am too hard to deal with, I don't think any of you have any notion of what is too hard to deal with. I HAVE BEEN LIED TO FOR TOO LONG, ABOUT EVERYTHING, IN A HEADLONG, LURCHING RUSH TOWARDS... What?

Also, something extremely relevant, is that (Blank)-Lee is really a quite remarkably dim-witted woman... when, apparently, some kind of feeling of 'betrayal' or "let downess" or "(Blank)-Lee mad! Rawr!" kind of thing is going on, because it's like this: she seems to think that someone did something wrong to her. And they did.

This woman had some kind of contact with the overall situation, that being, I have no fucking idea what, and while it may be funny to sabotage my vehicles, lie to me and laugh at me, imagine nothing I have going on is important, you are all sadly mistaken to a very great extent. What exactly is the problem? I did what I was told and did so without a shitbag attitude that has been needlessly disturbing?

Check this out:

(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/05/23/arts/23sinead-oconnor2/merlin_187757490_8a9da1e1-3b2e-4227-a311-071200944f0d-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp)

(Picture of Blank-ly.jpg)


yore peril Darth Rubini!

He's aight. Let's change patterns.
Never mind. He's 5D, I'm QT, and Option B is what I am all about, really. I just saw someone's face and shoulders zoom in, which is weird. My eyes are funny. THAT MEANS LAUGH AT THEM. \o/

Thug Bear Miller: sorry bruh, I am gay, but I am NOT THAT GAY *click*
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 29, 2022, 10:06:29 AM
Something reassuring when the cosmic crusader returns.

https://youtu.be/4c7q24jOWG4
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on November 29, 2022, 08:11:46 AM
https://youtu.be/XOxWfsR4TT4

In a distant forum far far away ...

Quote
MillerGab - a starwarsagent group. join group. about this group. the heather wars: episode 1. war rages across the social galaxy. after the death of art bell the wise, a new hope rose to power. heather wade, a young, ravaging powerful female jedi. she became so powerful, she was able to destroy objects from distant galaxies.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on January 25, 2023, 10:18:21 AM
Epic Starwalker Jedi HE IS

https://youtu.be/ZzaTWWV9AzI

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on February 05, 2023, 09:00:51 AM
A real show, a good guest and genuine content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNuAT6ZJ3BY

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on February 28, 2023, 08:33:25 AM
The beat goes on.

https://youtu.be/E5p69M7t4E4
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on April 04, 2023, 03:43:25 AM
Major influencer Miller Zavs spreads his style across the web.

(https://i.postimg.cc/NMH1V936/Zavs.png) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/W4QZMpdh/Richard.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on May 02, 2023, 09:22:22 AM
https://youtu.be/NmCRNzocCQE
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Anniem on May 03, 2023, 12:53:48 AM
https://youtu.be/NmCRNzocCQE

Did he go AGAIN?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on June 16, 2023, 04:14:32 AM
https://youtu.be/WmjkuCHwagE

(https://i.postimg.cc/kGxtqJvz/tenor-3286844567.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on July 02, 2023, 09:03:45 AM
https://youtu.be/3oI86u3dhgE
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 10, 2023, 05:23:13 AM
Miller begs for absolution.

He has imagination, if nothing else.

https://youtu.be/_Z5lXyFZyYU
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on July 10, 2023, 07:56:57 AM
Miller begs for absolution.

Jeez, this dude can live in the past.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Blue Piller
Post by: AZZERAE on July 10, 2023, 10:20:59 AM
hxxps://youtu.be/WmjkuCHwagE

(https://i0.wp.com/janestuart.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/tenor.gif?resize=498%2C482&ssl=1)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 13, 2023, 12:12:59 PM
Classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrd-ACnm_gQ
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on July 13, 2023, 07:13:04 PM
Classic...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlFZ3c4NENSLQRi/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on July 16, 2023, 03:29:11 AM
Miller has the sads.

https://youtu.be/tkNCwezShY8
Title: Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on July 16, 2023, 09:54:38 PM
Miller has the sads.

https://youtu.be/tkNCwezShY8

Notice he said he had “anger” problems as opposed to drinking problems?

#Denial

As a person who has struggled with substance abuse on a personal level, I can relate.

While Miller may be pretty clueless and obtuse sometimes, I think he has a good heart.

I recommend owning your shit; there's less shame in it.

Be strong, brotha.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on July 30, 2023, 07:31:28 AM
Our intrepid Jedi has come to the end of this earthly road and only the bridge to Asgard awaits.

https://youtu.be/CdTea2FXMAg

(https://i.postimg.cc/TPS1W2TF/heimdal-guarding-the-bridge-860160968.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Farewell, Brother to the Stars!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on July 31, 2023, 06:03:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/aWNlEEX.png)

Wow. For real. He actually got ran off YouTube. SMDH.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 01, 2023, 01:42:11 AM
Weird he would leave with not so much as a may the force be with you.

Maybe he got drunk and accidentally deleted his account.🤭

https://youtu.be/o_XaJdDqQA0
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on August 01, 2023, 05:29:11 AM
Straight from the shaman's mouth.

(https://i.postimg.cc/2yDG3NSh/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimages.org/)

One theory is weirdness kicking in eventually from the caccine.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on August 02, 2023, 10:40:06 PM
Straight from the shaman's mouth.

(https://i.postimg.cc/2yDG3NSh/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimages.org/)

One theory is weirdness kicking in eventually from the caccine.

It seems like he left on bad terms.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Laser on October 11, 2023, 06:44:39 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/FRnFQrtV/Miller-Zavs.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/jjbL8SKW/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Terrible sad news, if true.

No confirmation yet.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on October 11, 2023, 05:49:59 PM
Woah woah woah woah woah, that's a buck fifty right there!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Asuka Langley on October 11, 2023, 09:12:59 PM
WAN told me about Miller

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.c61ecb8b53fbd31cabbad69fe3950619?rik=9g2FmKlPKz8%2fsQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on October 11, 2023, 09:44:33 PM
He’s with Art Bell now.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on October 12, 2023, 02:48:19 AM
Pour out a li'l liquor, nigga.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Innerreach on October 12, 2023, 04:58:12 PM
I hope this is all bullshit. Miller was a good soul and way too young to pass so suddenly.

(https://i.imgur.com/StH2FRh.gif)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on November 08, 2023, 04:31:02 AM
So Black Anthony actually contributed $5 once upon a time to a Miller Go Fund Me.

That's explains something.

(https://i.postimg.cc/3wHDmpTd/Screenshot-20231107-103709-Chrome.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DSBZKSmT)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on November 09, 2023, 09:44:07 AM
So Black Anthony actually contributed $5 once upon a time to a Miller Go Fund Me.

That's explains something.

(https://i.postimg.cc/3wHDmpTd/Screenshot-20231107-103709-Chrome.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DSBZKSmT)

From the Miller's Obituary thread, Black Anthony's lovecall:

Hey Lit city Anthony, I know that’s you......... I don’t think you need to make a post like this at all about miller. It’s dirt wrong! I don’t understand what’s making you feel the need to take it to a new level and wish death on miller. It’s not cool like honestly it’s about peace, love and positivity all of the time 24/7 man. We need to start being more nicer to people okay Lit City Anthony. Please, I’m begging you don’t try to kill miller can you please just listen to me man 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏? Also, I was wondering could you and miller get along and be friendly maybe? Because, when I think about it I feel like you guys should be friends instead of hating each other.

Plus, all of this goes for jack star and Dari deep as well to! I hate to see all three of you guys fight it’s totally not good. I want all three of you guys to make up in some shape or form and, be friends again. Because, this shit is getting fucking ridiculous all three of you guys have been fighting for six years. What is it accomplishing? fucking nothing! It’s just driving a more intense anger that’s it. Like I’ve been saying it’s all about peace, love and positivity and it should be happening right now but instead it’s not it’s hate and it’s making me so damn frustrated. I’m like why can’t all of you make up and start being more nicer to each other?

All of you guys are very awesome people please don’t be negative it’s not worth it just be friendly, loving and caring 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂! I wasn’t trying to be mean when I’ve made my statements, I was just trying to make you guys understand that positivity goes a long way. It’s very rewarding to be loving and caring that’s all.

I’m just trying to make everyone respect each other but this isn’t the right thing to do this is horrible stop! The negativity isn’t worth it.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on November 12, 2023, 09:25:12 PM
Black Anthony thinks it was me that started that rumor? This is hysterical because I found out about the Miller Death rumor in Michael Decon's chat during one of his Livestream's.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on November 14, 2023, 06:38:03 AM
You know Rubini used to do this kind of thing ... before he went effing insane.

(https://i.postimg.cc/qRkHdc7b/JM.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Kinda like Jack at the typewriter in the Shining.

Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on November 17, 2023, 03:11:56 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/nV25G8gS/Jedi-Miller.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Still playing hard to get.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Zq9Z1Ytq/big-baby-2934233294.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on November 17, 2023, 04:50:55 PM
Still playing hard to get.

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/gJAc0XL216TnmfS7dd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ra9vj8bhqe1hz12v14zuyyvfxoo3drf9j4ha1jx0&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AC400KICK on January 11, 2024, 05:53:53 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/YFz_MitSxvo?si=2Dm2Nh9NeIQYreVC (https://youtube.com/shorts/YFz_MitSxvo?si=2Dm2Nh9NeIQYreVC)
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on April 04, 2024, 11:42:35 PM
Make no mistake, my friends, this man is an artist.

Welcome back to the fold, O Jedi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Vml6RYLco
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on January 16, 2025, 12:20:08 PM
He is back, sodden and nasty.

https://youtu.be/wk8MH6jgtIs
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Master Trollda on January 16, 2025, 02:25:56 PM
He sure likes to clutch them pearls when he’s drinking.

P.S. Blazing Saddles is a great and not racist movie. To dumb people everything is racist, even an anti-racist satire.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 18, 2025, 11:01:38 PM
[Everything is racist, even an anti-racist satire.

niggerDYK
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: WOTR on January 21, 2025, 06:56:10 AM
He is back, sodden and nasty.

https://youtu.be/wk8MH6jgtIs
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he supposed to be dead? I could swear I remember somebody posting an obituary or something?
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on January 22, 2025, 09:07:01 AM


he supposed to be dead? I could swear I remember somebody posting an obituary or something?

He faked his own death in a sophisticated troll scam.

The obituary if there ever was one was written by himself impersonating a grieving sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZugdJruTyo
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on January 22, 2025, 09:19:42 AM
The obituary if there ever was one was written by himself impersonating a grieving sister.

Grief? His body of work would explode in value!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Lazarus on January 22, 2025, 09:30:32 AM
Grief? His body of work would explode in value!

Grieving in the sense of his projected self pity.

I was unaware that even a shred of his work was worth a fart.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: Worthauger on January 22, 2025, 10:50:30 AM
I was unaware that even a shred of his work was worth a fart.

Well; that's because he's not dead yet. Thoughts & prayers.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2025, 10:54:57 AM
He is back, sodden and nasty.

He was using my name to get attention.

TOTAL CLICKBAIT.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of Jedi Miller
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2025, 10:56:43 AM
To dumb people everything is racist, even an anti-racist satire.

Precisely. A fuckin' potato with a sombrero and a handlebar moustache is racist now?

I remember when people had a sense of humour.

Dude is a snowflake of the worst kind.