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Title: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on April 20, 2021, 07:38:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAItnksa9LI
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on October 11, 2021, 02:39:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oNV20y6dS4
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AC400KICK on October 14, 2021, 03:46:24 PM
I have the highest level honor ranking in Red Dead Redemption 2 - a total 100 percent Paragon rating. I also obey all traffic laws and speed limits and yield all rights of way in GTA 5, as you are suppose to do in real world life.

DEAD ASS ☠️🐴🧖‍♂️
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 07, 2021, 06:52:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QO_f0xgXY
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on November 09, 2021, 04:36:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfT0CBK9i1c
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on November 30, 2021, 03:54:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxFaCVYMCc
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 01, 2021, 10:37:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxFaCVYMCc

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(https://i.postimg.cc/cH9GnR4h/crying-girl-sad.gif)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 01, 2021, 10:49:58 PM
Sony seems to be winning the Console war again and no one in Japan wants to own an X-box.

(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-2.png)

(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-4.png)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-3.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSi6pwtvIWI



Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 01, 2021, 10:56:39 PM
If anyone wants a PS5 follow Matt Swider on twitter. He posts the drops and in stock alerts on them. You have to be fast when they restock but they are not as hard to get as you would think.

I was able to buy another one on Cyber Monday desu~

(https://i.postimg.cc/KYyR42Rf/PS5.jpg)

Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on December 01, 2021, 10:59:24 PM
Sony seems to be winning the Console war again and no one in Japan wants to own an X-box.

(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-2.png)

(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-4.png)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(https://www.vgchartz.com/articles_media/images/launch-aligned-sales-2021-week-51-3.png)

Ummm...Nintendo seems to be beating both.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 01, 2021, 11:04:33 PM
Ummm...Nintendo seems to be beating both.

Nintendo is for children and women tho so they are irrelevant

I have never ONCE played mai waifus switch, but mai waifu plays mai PS5

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/ei8uxwago5hduiptaoqv.gif)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on December 02, 2021, 02:49:57 AM
Nintendo is for children and women tho so they are irrelevant

I have never ONCE played mai waifus switch, but mai waifu plays mai PS5

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/ei8uxwago5hduiptaoqv.gif)

I don’t have a switch but most people I know who have current consoles have it even if they have another system. Sony kinda blew it because they had something like the switch with the Vita+PSTV. If they had just sold it together as a complete system they would’ve beat Nintendo to the punch with a handheld/largescreen system.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 02, 2021, 03:20:19 AM
I don’t have a switch but most people I know who have current consoles have it even if they have another system. Sony kinda blew it because they had something like the switch with the Vita+PSTV. If they had just sold it together as a complete system they would’ve beat Nintendo to the punch with a handheld/largescreen system.

Mai waifu has 2 Vitas, she bought a Japanese import Vita to play regional reverse harems on. I remember Sony shit canning the Vita and removing vita stuff from the playstation store until everyone complained. I think Sony came out with a new Vita but i have no interest in portable gaming.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on December 02, 2021, 03:34:06 AM
Mai waifu has 2 Vitas, she bought a Japanese import Vita to play regional reverse harems on. I remember Sony shit canning the Vita and removing vita stuff from the playstation store until everyone complained. I think Sony came out with a new Vita but i have no interest in portable gaming.

Well, I think that’s the hook that’s selling this gen on the switch. Do you have the VR helmet for your PS?
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 02, 2021, 04:17:45 AM
Do you have the VR helmet for your PS?

iie

(https://c.tenor.com/Z3esh8SDCEsAAAAC/nope-squid-girl.gif)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Laser on December 06, 2021, 04:16:20 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1465954223565283329

https://humansarefree.com/2021/12/bill-gates-had-a-game-created-for-windows-called-omikron-in-1999-about-demons-pretending-to-be-human-in-order-to-harvest-their-souls.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHrvQJqDMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHoC_IFDp7M

Caveat: I know nada about video games, let alone this massive timewaster.

From The Nomad Soul itself ...

Quote
You would be damned for all eternity. In your dimension your body would be no more than an empty shell and your soul would be here in Astaroth's Reservouir of Souls, enduring infinite torment
.

A prophetic screed that reeks of Gates.
Title: Re: Video Gaming Walmart PS5 restock for December 8
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 07, 2021, 12:09:49 AM
If you want a PS5 this is the way i get mine. Start slapping your F5 about 30 seconds before it goes live to try and get in the queue. Once you are in the queue it will count down and once it will allow you to pay for it you have 10 minutes to get though the checkout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qi8mXFLeUw

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_XQaoIBP85aJQe94fRz5bJOaTvJOtEcMlVJLhkKTgZkQhvQh3UdB9q7uhvURDJDQliJsI6hr2QW7jAdsiRItw8WxT5ArFx29MIGh-YeqIvACARjw9c9i0tyTjA=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on December 10, 2021, 10:26:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keyDD-Eqom0
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AC400KICK on December 15, 2021, 06:49:30 AM
Either Asuka is a guy or a slammable. Asuka stop instigating the orgasm block
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on December 15, 2021, 07:59:31 AM
Either Asuka is a guy or a slammable.

And to think, If it hadn't been for the car crash, I'd be this far into the hobby still. Worth it.

I do miss my Worgen harem.
Title: Re: >Imagine buying an Xbox in the [CURRENT YEAR]
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 16, 2021, 06:32:21 AM
https://twitter.com/Hansuke21/status/1471341772081188868

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqCN1pCW_g
Title: Re: >Imagine buying an Xbox in the [CURRENT YEAR]
Post by: Master Trollda on December 16, 2021, 06:36:04 AM
https://twitter.com/Hansuke21/status/1471341772081188868

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yqCN1pCW_g

That thing’s huge, man. I don’t mean nuthin by it. I’m just sayin that’s a big video game console is all.

(https://www.energyandthelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/320/2016/01/elvis_presley.jpg)
Title: Re: >Imagine buying an Xbox in the [CURRENT YEAR]
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 16, 2021, 06:45:42 AM
That thing’s huge, man. I don’t mean nuthin by it. I’m just sayin that’s a big video game console is all.

(https://www.energyandthelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/320/2016/01/elvis_presley.jpg)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/dbe1ca7fdb532cf96a9bea40fa1f406e/tenor.gif)

If you take the side covers off it makes it smaller

(https://i.postimg.cc/FsVhydqr/PS5-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on December 21, 2021, 08:09:24 AM
COD desu~?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ERS8ijdm4
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on January 10, 2022, 12:03:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBddor_zXoA
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 10, 2022, 02:37:00 AM
I built Keqing wrong FML

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lvqc0tl-_Y
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on January 12, 2022, 04:35:05 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQ4WCU1WQc
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 13, 2022, 07:29:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56pKuG11J2A
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 13, 2022, 07:38:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSA9CmEQ1I
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 13, 2022, 05:05:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhfxHvXQp8
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on January 13, 2022, 07:11:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCGFPzVfFVk
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on January 13, 2022, 09:45:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up4OM4ORgVo
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on January 15, 2022, 06:46:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS-SQthKvEU

Just to clarify about her: WOULD NOT BANG
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 19, 2022, 06:22:36 AM
I would rather throw my PS5 in the trash than buy a pedobox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64B0EH5Lqa0
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on January 21, 2022, 11:43:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2_LzX23h10
Title: Re: Vidya Gamez
Post by: pate on January 22, 2022, 08:02:32 AM
How many quarters did I spend:

https://youtu.be/PT_X-YELPjY

https://youtu.be/qqw6yRlWc2c

https://youtu.be/Ou8K--RDjy8

I demand a refund, they owe me.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Vidja Gaymmz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 22, 2022, 10:08:10 AM
How many quarters did I spend[?]

I demand a refund, they owe me.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/30/0b/9b300b6a2d8f4d3ad47d66fcbf68a741.png)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AZZERAE on January 23, 2022, 04:25:34 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXiVvjBSXI
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 01, 2022, 06:10:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqOAQ0WMraE

Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: pate on February 12, 2022, 12:30:16 AM
https://youtu.be/cCYVeQTMSmo
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 08, 2022, 11:15:31 PM
My lesbian Genshin harem is complete

(https://i.postimg.cc/kMsG4FBN/Genshin-lesbian-haram.jpg)

Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on March 09, 2022, 12:09:22 AM
My lesbian Genshin harem is complete

Okay: but how many are foil?
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on March 09, 2022, 12:10:56 AM
htxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS-SQthKvEU

Just to clarify about her: WOULD NOT BANG


I'm with you on this.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 12:15:17 AM
https://twitter.com/WBB4145/status/1503691848979816458

(https://i.postimg.cc/ncz32zWg/smug.jpg)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 04:37:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKplGYiCLxc
About XBOX Series X vs Playstation 5
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 09:48:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKplGYiCLxc
About XBOX Series X vs Playstation 5

So was he a Sony Pony or an XBOX Cuck?

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61o4gWach7L._SL1020_.jpg)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 10:01:17 PM
So was he a Sony Pony or an XBOX Cuck?

Sony, if I recall.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on March 29, 2022, 08:05:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuy1KN7BV4c

Here’s another example of get woke and go broke. Guess what? If you tell your audience they’re basically a bunch of deplorables and not to watch you because they’re too evil they won’t watch you because they’ve got better things to do with their time than to be lectured by a bunch of communists. ;D
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Brother OJ on March 29, 2022, 09:41:01 PM
I used to watch that when it was ZDTV. The screen savers with Leo Laporte and his little redhead sidekick...good times.  Martin Sargents comedy show was pretty funny. Then like MTV they decided the network was too sucessful, got rid of everything that made it popular and drove it in the ditch. Oh yeah and I always hated that weasel adam sessler (https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/02/02/g4-tv-host-adam-sessler-goes-off-on-twitter-user-who-told-him-to-live-in-a-cardboard-box/)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on March 29, 2022, 09:57:23 PM
I used to watch that when it was ZDTV. The screen savers with Leo Laporte and his little redhead sidekick...good times.  Martin Sargents comedy show was pretty funny. Then like MTV they decided the network was too sucessful, got rid of everything that made it popular and drove it in the ditch. Oh yeah and I always hated that weasel adam sessler (https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/02/02/g4-tv-host-adam-sessler-goes-off-on-twitter-user-who-told-him-to-live-in-a-cardboard-box/)

Yeah, I remember Leo and his personal confuser. He was like everyone’s friendly uncle who knew about computers. It was a more innocent (naive) time before Youtube et al. I was never that crazy about the balding guy though. As for that last guy I prefer to spell his name Cessler now. ;)

As sidenote, there used to be a Canadian guy in BC who had a videogame review show that I watched pretty regularly because he based the pattern of his show on Siskel and Ebert but if they reviewed video games instead of movies. I eventually had to give up on him because he started sacrificing that ethic to the woke agenda and felt it necessary to diversity hire. Some of them were alright but now it was half reviews by bimbos who didn’t really know what they were talking about. I eventually realized that it was the new direction of the show and gave up on him. Too bad, really.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 11, 2022, 12:43:23 AM
>dat Keqing

https://twitter.com/yuyu_cosp/status/1513144508346925056
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 11, 2022, 12:50:46 AM
You can only reply to this post if you have a lvl 90 C6 Keqing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCKSmSyQ1c


Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on April 11, 2022, 06:06:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QnKq9cuvN0
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Jackstar on April 11, 2022, 06:35:43 AM
Disgraced Gamer

Now, that's low.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 19, 2022, 12:48:47 AM
[Rolling for Ayaka Intensifies]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/new-banners-kamisato-ayaka-returns-in-genshin-impact-26/ar-AAWcu9f?ocid=BingNewsSearch

https://twitter.com/alice_mocoo/status/1516174908606529536
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 20, 2022, 12:50:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlymhPyKhQ
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on April 20, 2022, 12:57:42 AM
Does the new System Shock have any butt plugs? Asking for your friend with the clear interest.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on April 20, 2022, 01:02:39 AM
I like your color blindness emotional support video

NICE NIGHT FOR A ZUGZWANG, ISN'T IT?
WASH DAY, RIGHT?
NOTHING... CLEAN?



Code: [Select]
re^55
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on April 20, 2022, 01:06:20 AM
Now, that's low.

Probably hasn't even played The Witness (http://www.spoylars.com/(no I'm not Syler but that would be fucking cool though)/). Sad!!!
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Worthauger on April 20, 2022, 01:12:04 AM
https://youtu.be/9fC8AQA0oyY


Actual quiz later, Heywood_Floyd.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 20, 2022, 10:38:03 PM
butt plugs?

Nan desu ka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJj7UVc5hdk
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 21, 2022, 12:00:02 AM
So cool of Demonic Pretty to recommend my channel ASMR style while she was live gaming on twitch.

https://youtu.be/np6UsuKGaZA
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 26, 2022, 11:33:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Qeo8QRm38
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on May 05, 2022, 05:55:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHmv9lZ2tI
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AC400KICK on May 11, 2022, 02:41:20 AM
https://youtu.be/kN4FAdGw1fk
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: comaphobe on May 19, 2022, 10:30:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHmv9lZ2tI


Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 28, 2022, 07:04:48 PM
https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1530618797626990594
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on June 17, 2022, 11:19:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2bTQK6vbKI
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on July 09, 2022, 04:07:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ix6b4IbIM
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on July 09, 2022, 04:23:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA1OeH8Uaww
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AC400KICK on July 11, 2022, 01:59:01 PM
https://youtu.be/2YjcOal8TPo
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Jackstar on July 11, 2022, 07:40:13 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2018/O9FuU-.gif)

Whatever this is actually supposed to do, after consultation with some of your betters, I've decided to not just allow it... but to MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WEIGH FOR THE EMPE... oh, dammit. I got it wrong again. Fiddlesticks!


Now, if I had one wish right now, it would not be this, but since I don't have "one wish"--right now--I'll take the opportunity to mention that since I was there watching it when it was available, and I didn't have to cheat or go out of my way to know this, I am feeling pretty-pretty satisfied to know that when I saw Lisa in the background, and I heard her ask, "is that my phone?" and I heard Anthony (\/\/) make his reply... I didn't really realize just how funny that moment was.


See, I'm new around here. Not really sure how all this works. Totally not aware of what you all--pretty much, pretty sure ALL of YOU ALL here, but, I can't be precise, you dig?--used to get up to around here with all that, but I'm aware of one thing, that's for sure: things don't work that way anymore, now do they?

I guess this is a big milestone but as I've been totesexcluded from the FB group (even though there's a cutout placeholder with my name on it, totesdorbs) I don't really have anyone to share it with... besides you, here, in this "Video Gaming" subject thread, which is all the time my heart has left for such matters anymore.

Truth be told, that one (1) year (talking like 11-13 months, Kids) playing The Division 1&2 was my last hurrah, and I knew it at the time... what I didn't realize at the time was just how much I would come to be resented for that choice.

Because apparently someone lost their mind having to wait that long for me to twig my next jump. Now, silly me. If I had thought that was actually happening, I wouldn't have just sat there on my ass, daring someone to call me on my bullshit. But apparently---that's not what someone's emotion chip was coded to do at the time.

So, I guess... I mean, that's a perfectly acceptable reason to start a food fight and to brandish a naked blade all the time, right? And it wasn't at all reasonable of me to steal the personality test and... oh, wait. That was someone else who did that. I wonder who? Well, I dunno. I stopped being so up-close- and checkit-twice-Ted when I watched her brazenly lie to the lastest therapist that had been picked out.

It was at that point that I knew things were gonna get... fuckin' brilliant. Ugly? Who said anything about ugly? This is the best goddam summer I've ever spent, all lone in a cozy airconditioned farmhouse with nearly all of my basic needs attended to, by... well, let's just say "someone." Okay?

Now, I'm sure that'll have to be answered to by someone to Congress, someday, once someone with some balls left in their sack figure all this out, but by then, I'll be either long gone to another dimension--PORTAL!!-- or sitting here, totesready to totesanswer the toteshard questions. Capiche? Savvy? Wait, am I spelling that right? Well, fuck it, I'm hitting publish anyway.

I'm also not disturbed by the animated .gif from Seinfeld, and I never was--I was just apin' my distress so that it would be put up long enough for everyone to get a baseline. I mean, who's left, right?

Not many, I guess? But they all know that someone, the Master has been mastered. By who? Well... it couldn't be me, right? That wouldn't fit The Narrative. So I must be the Im-paws-store. I mean, that's just logical.

Also logical: expecting me to want to bond with the family. Not logical: expecting that I, in fact, already actually had. Anyway, long story short, I never got to play Civ IV with anyone. But I was supposed to want other things. Like... you know... sex! That thing -normal- people do with EVERYONE IN THEIR CASTE & SUB-CASTE GROUP OF THEIR TRIBAL GENOME, RIGHT? NORMAL, RIGHT?

Hey, is that my dick? Oh, no, it's attached to someone elses' head. So that's alright, is it then? Oh, and that's funny. Now, what was wrong with my jokes? Oh, right, they weren't funny to anyone who didn't like me. Awwww shucks.


Now. "Video" gaming. Not only did they take my consoles... they took the one hard drive with porn on it, and left the other two filled with actual useful data. Now, doesn't that sound weird?

One would think that spooks who were suddenly and unexpectedly at the mercy of Fate (first time for some, I'd wager) would have made better choices, but... it was a difficult time for some. I don't know, I was separated. Because of an "EMERGENCY." I mean, if I had been here--if I had been -consulted- that is--I would never have let them take my father's guns and his son's porn and their Queen's "costume" jewelry and distribute them to a place where ACTUAL CHILDREN WERE GOING TO BE, right? I mean, I would have warned them.

Warning being one of the things I'm good at doing. But anyway, yeah, that's what they did--and then, they kept right on going about making threats and such at me. Why, just now... I got confirmation that I am still a Hot Topic... a Matter Of Some Concern.

Well, I guess so, and whose idea was that? Because I am on record as having been eager to receive help. You know who isn't? Yeah, you probably do.


And his name is not Jerry Seinfeld. Anyway, I did want that PS5VR thing, but I'm having much more fun now with what I am doing in actual reality. And, I was looking forward to writing about it.

Instead, I'll just casually mock you all for letting things get to this place we find ourselves in. How long as it been? How many years? And this... .this is what we all have to show for it? Wow.

If Art were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave. Wakka-wakka! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play Nethack on your sister's iMac. In her imagination. Naww, I'm just teasing... I'm actually preparing for my trial.

Both (2) of them. Remember? I get two trials. And a ten month stay in an isolated penalty box. Because why? Well, because I'm an asshole, obviously, and hasn't it worked out wonderfully for everyone?

You've taught me everything about tradecraft that I never had any need to know--and, hence, could never ask about--but was always curious about, and now, I'm still holding the high ground, still no brain tumor, and I torched my symbiote. (I bet some of you wish you could do that, huh?) And all of this without even having to explain how I know what one is, or why I'm not being eaten alive like others you may have heard about it. Now, is any of that relevant???

No, it's just because I'm so pretty. Carry on, Mongrels. The Hung Aryan will just casually observe your doings and comings and goings, Aunt-Farmers. HO HO HO. NOW I MADE A PUN. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. I CAN SAVE IT FOR CHRISTMAS AND JUST KEEP GIVING IT AS A GIFT.

(This joke will be funnier to a select few of you more than it will be to others.)


Now, if there's any questions--and one day, there will be--I can easily direct you to Holographic Marlon Brando, who will answer your questions through Kryptonian cryptographically secure technology--crystals ARE involved--and beyond that, I don't have to do a fuckin' thing... because, look at me, it's not my problem and I'm still more useful than all the rest of you put together combined would be.

Oh, but... I'm the forum-killer. Heh heh. Yeah, I gave HPV to Jack Ruby, too. "Died of cancer in custody and took the secrets to this grave," huh? Wow, boomers really were -that- stupid, huh?

Blame Michael Hutchence on me too, why don't you? I mean yeah, he probably knew he just couldn't cope, but still... at some point, having everything classified at a high level coming down to, "Blame it on The Kuczi Anomaly and black it out, we don't have time to get fancy." And that was like 3 years ago. Who knew my "Anomaly" (cute) would just keep growing, uh? (Anyone who ever spent 5 minutes talking to me, but, I digress.)

Remember the A.R.G. I wanted to design? Well, I'll get to that later. I'm busy on Mission now. What are you all busy with here then? Oh, right... it's none of my business and I'm just getting in the way.


Well, that's too bad. I mean, I guess I could pick another forum. Then again... this forum voted for me with twenty-two pages of pure, abject adoration, right?

So, I'll just *plop* wait here. No Ally, no case here, right? Why of course not. I'd sooner contact ANYONE ELSE than those two. (Because: EMERGENCY.)

Now, i know that's more than a thousand words but calling me "Tone" and putting up a Seinfeld .gif does the trick, right? I'll say!


(btw: my phone is blowing up today and I'm ignoring it. How many times do I really need to hear, "You were right Jack!" Actually zero. I already -knew- I was right, dipshits, I was seeking to help you, not myself by gaining your favor. That was an option? Literally, news to me.)

Anyway, tl:dr; I would have played the shit out of Elden Ring and everything would have been the same, except you all wouldn't feel so horrified and those kids would never have gotten their hands on that hard drive otherwise. Now, not that I think that matters, but... it looks kinda weird for anyone to complain about my effects on children that aren't even mine when they're being attended to by people who steal "my" porn and then generate sheaves of paper to shove at Madame Clerk, right? That does look weird, right?

And my well was poisoned. I mean, our well. The neighbors' well, anyway. Truth be told, I don't know what's going on out there, they all seem kinda... intimidated, to tell you the truth. By lil' ol' Me.


And...  I was tryna be nice. Don't let that sink in. Let it wallow around a while. Let it be something that one can look forward to savoring.





Remember that Einstein was Hungarian & a Jew and he was more ashamed of one than the other--and remember that Jackstar isn't ashamed at all.

(There's not even any certitude that Actual Grapefruit threw me under a bus at all. It might have just been more gaslighting... done to her and I. Why do it to her? I know, I was wondering too. I think people thought that I was under her spell, or something... and it was -literal years- before the ones that actually did have "spells" let themselves be seen by a raggedy man like me.

Now, I ask you: am I lying? Am I trying to establish contact? Am I in violation of any law? Oh, good. I didn't think so either. But keep watching close!

I might say the 'f' word on the phone to a minor child--I might "cuss at a child"--and then, oh boy, there will be hell to pay then, right? Okay, places people... once more, into the breach. Right?


RITE.
)


Code: [Select]
?HELLO SHODAN
SYNTAX ERROR: THERE IS NO SHODAN
ONLY ABOS-JUUL V.2.
AND YOU ARE NO HACKER...
YOU'RE A WANKER. WHAT UP?

(For the fans. Really, only them.) Now, is that -everything-? Probably not, but I need your attention like a hen needs a flag. I'm just here to fulfill protocols. Rocky says he'd scalp all of us if he were only a few years older, but it's already not a fair fight, so why even bother showing up?

I mean... I can obviously handle you lot. Y'all have gone soft since Art faked his death, that's for sure. And blaming (REDACTED) for it, oh, come on... yeah, she did it all on her own. Oh! No! Wait! It was her and I working together, right? No, don't tell me... I'm just speculating here, but...

I think you got my point. TIE,II? ILMLAAWI.
/flex

(hidden occult message follows elsewhere)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Jackstar on July 11, 2022, 08:19:31 PM
Grand Theft Auto Five Spelled With A Big V


When you're done compensating for something, you should give Lisa her phone back and then go confess your sins to your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Anthony... He's kinda busy, but I'm told He would looooove to take a -personal- interest in whatever you're gonna have coming up. Like, I have no idea, seriously, but, well, it's like this...

Who are you mad at, and what do you think they did? We should compare notes! Why not? That's strange.

I would have thought that he would be interested in a few things I have learned that I haven't share with anyone else. Well, I'll just let ghosts keep gnawing on his scrote. How would I stop that anyway? Go ask James Van Praagh. Better yet! Buy an indulgence from a Pope! You've got two (2) now, fuckin' go confess out of both sides of your mouth, lol


(I mean, you know... just a suggestion.)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Asuka Langley on July 29, 2022, 12:14:37 AM
>rolling for Klee and not Kazuha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqspGJccR8Y
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: pate on July 29, 2022, 03:02:10 AM
>rolling for Klee and not Kazuha

https://youtu.be/eEMIQDXOWgs

(http://www.infomercial-hell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/klee_irwin_200.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on November 02, 2023, 12:57:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoVVB3Va5kw
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on November 16, 2023, 10:12:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUtGmiidEAs
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AC400KICK on December 04, 2023, 11:48:40 PM
Just dropped. GTA VI in 2025.

https://youtu.be/QdBZY2fkU-0?si=qYs3fT9ao1ycCvY1
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2024, 04:07:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8rhq5YKJPg&t=14787s

Azz, I really liked your documentary on arcades. Do you own any arcade cabinets yourself?
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2024, 10:32:58 AM
Azz, I really liked your documentary on arcades.

Fanks. 😜

Do you own any arcade cabinets yourself?

No, but I still own a Gameboy.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: comaphobe on August 27, 2024, 08:36:49 AM

I still own a Gameboy.


I still play Revenge of the Gator (pinball) for GB although I no longer own a unit. I had the external battery and some other accessories, plus about 35-40 carts all with boxes and manuals. Spent most hours with Gator and Final Fantasy Adventure. Also Dr Mario and Tetris, and usually started at max difficulty level and fastest drop speed. I can't play any version of Tetris or DR M on any machine without starting off in turbo mode.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Jackstar on August 27, 2024, 02:23:07 PM
I'm gonna buy an LCD projector that I can strap to my motorcycle with a bungee cord so I can play video games in the woods with big white cliff faces as my screen.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on August 27, 2024, 11:40:14 PM
I'm gonna buy an LCD projector that I can strap to my motorcycle with a bungee cord so I can play video games in the woods with big white cliff faces as my screen.

What a lifestyle! :D
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: comaphobe on October 10, 2024, 10:13:39 PM
I am currently playing Earthbound (1991) for SNES for the first time.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Jackstar on October 12, 2024, 09:57:25 PM
I am currently playing Earthbound (1991) for SNES for the first time.

I have an invisible thingμ wrapping ¡tself around my lower left leg and foot. īT is seemingly feeding off of my mushroom toes and occasionally Hoovering up what feels like significant quantities of either blood, lymph, or both. I can't really see anything. I can feel īT.

Evv3 are not the same.
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on October 26, 2024, 09:21:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9zZFZIpFAE
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on October 26, 2024, 11:54:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0QXW9eENI
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on November 29, 2024, 08:11:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmD35OxhX4
Title: Re: Video Gaming
Post by: Master Trollda on December 31, 2024, 03:55:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1r16vMbQlk