I know I am not supposed to play but Atlee also had potential to rock the natural skullett look. It doesn't work well when the person shaves their head intentionally but if it happens naturally, I am guessing it sets K_Dubb's heart all a flutter:



Ok. Well probably should find a better example but one gets the idea.

I don't think Atlee would have been able to command the necessary authority to steer the UK through post-war reconstruction if he'd done his hair like Jesse Ventura.

Well they need to bring the rationing back, then.  You will notice they are the thinnest, too, and their manly vigor does not take too much imagination, while the others I am sure would prefer to linger over their port and Stilton.  I wonder if I could launch a ration-book diet, print up coupons and get people to husband their sugar for a month just to make a cake the way I do.  That has potential!

I never really understood the Patrick Stewart thing; he is too arch and hammy for my taste.  Maybe these old guys were, too, in private but you'd never know it from the pictures.

I saw Stewart in Waiting for Godot, with Ian McKellen. He was a bit-part player of Shakespeare roles but for some reason a lot of people think he's some sort of Great Actor. McKellen blew him off the stage that night. Whether he blew him off-stage as well I'm not in a position to comment.

Oh, no competition:



Though Attlee was quite a fox, look at that waist!  I know he's a slaphead but something tells me he'd make me pay in the most delightful ways if I ever tried it, what a smirk.

Yes, I thought Eden was a shoo-in. I deliberately put in a few pipe pictures to see if that might influence you, but even that wasn't enough for poor Harold Wilson.

Alec Douglas-Home



Ted Heath

So Blair makes you barf, but who was the hottest post-war British PM?

(Walks isn't allowed to play. He always picks Churchill and it's got predictable).

As usual, you nattering twits have it all wrong; that is not a mullet.  There is no appreciable difference between the length in front or on the sides and the back.  (Contrary to popular belief, it is the difference between the side hair, above the ears, and the back which defines a mullet, not the top.)  It just looks like his normal awful hair grown out.

I agree that he looks seedy but he has always looked seedy because, like so many of you, he persists with a silly center part (or in earlier days more of a target where he just aims the blow-dryer) well past the point where his poor face has curdled.  Center parts are for the young and beautiful because they emphasize symmetry and look nauseatingly absurd atop the ravages of age.  For years he has made me sick.

I am not opposed to a silver leonine mane when nature affords that distinction but it must be done boldly and with style.  Here it looks lank like he just slept with it in a pillowcase.  Do you have hairdressers over there?  A dry shampoo and the merest touch of pomade or putty would do wonders; he still has enough volume to do things with.

And I did not appoint myself so much as grasp, with a firm and manly yet gentle grip, the wildly swinging tiller of a poor vessel slewing perilously upon the billows with no one moving to restore control, because talking about fashion stuff is gay and any man who makes the slightest effort to redeem his dignity must be secretly sampling the spit-soaked swamp of perdition.

Loath as I am to agree with a festering sodomite, I didn't think he met the criteria for a mullet either. I think this is a characteristic specimen of the genus:



I think hairdressers are being gradually phased out over here, along with dentists, although there is a 'Turkish-style' barbers near me that appears to do a brisk trade. I'm not quite sure what special magic the Turks impart to the art of hairdressing, perhaps they just slap a tarboosh on your head and cut round it.

I have never heard of putty in hair. Putty is used for windows, as far as I'm concerned. I guess that's what you use for your Halloween-style hair.

There was a story yesterday about a guy who lost 150 lbs during lockdown and he looked great!  I bet he feels a whole lot better about himself, too, so there is at least one guy who did it right.

He probably looks ridiculous, all that loose skin flapping around. People who lose weight that rapidly have trouble keeping it off anyway, because they haven't adjusted themselves to a different lifestyle. I'm sure he's hearing the siren song of stuffed crust pizza invading his every thought. You keep claiming you're some notable exponent of Spartan values and that's what keeps you skinny, but we all know it's the galloping AIDS that's responsible.