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Politics / Re: Oh Canada

« on: May 17, 2026, 06:02:17 AM »

Quote from: Lazarus on May 17, 2026, 05:56:16 AM

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I have repeated tried to warn your thymelein (rhymes with Heinlein) aboot the dangers of AI, especially while Noory still commands the airwaves!

AI slop indeed, although I find this Gork's poorformance particularly amusing in this instance.

That is all, Carry on.

-CPM

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Politics / Re: Rants

« on: May 02, 2026, 01:45:52 PM »

Be careful, Mr. T! I suspect someone is trying to exploit your current "political confusion" to try to get you in bed with World Wide Globo-homo.

Examining some other paraleel thyme-leins (rhymes with Heinlein) it appears that his tactic will have a ~65% chance of success, mainly based on the same arguments used to persuade you to vote for Obama.

In about ~19.5% of those cases, this also resluts in you becoming a transvestite and moving to NW Oregon state to be closer to your new political advisor. In one in particular this resluts in a failed sexual tryst, after which you go "off the rails" completely and either shoot up a small Catholic All Girls High School -OR- make an attempt on the sitting President's life...

I will continue to monitor the situation, although I have little hope of success for us all no matter what you choose: George Noory is still on the radio.

-CPM

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Politics / Re: Rants

« on: March 05, 2026, 03:21:33 PM »

Gentlemen,

I have used my paraleel dimeshun IntarTube Navigator technology to examine some of these other thyme-leins of which you hypothetically speak.

In particular, I have looked at several that have a Harris(47) Presidaint who prevailed in the 2024 election.

Of those that had coherant connections (many connections failed due to an alarmingly high level of muon-radiation, which is typically indicative of some sort nuclear catastrophe, I digress), the vast majority yeilded search resluts of a world 'in flames,' so to speak, as of this day 05MAR2026 therein.

Also of note, in all thyme-leins with a Harris(47) Presidaint evident: there was NOT ONE instance in which George Noory was no longer on terrestrial radio air-waves. This is clear evidence of failure.

There is some hope for the multi-verse, however: I saw several pate(46) thyme-leins, who upon winning the 2020 election, is now in his 2nd term (as of this day 05MAR2026)... The Scorpion Army is strong in most of those, and Noory is NOT on terrestrial radio air-waves in any instance. There are some where Noory relocated (forced) to Mars, where he is unfortunately on Martian radio air-waves. Thankfully, in those with Martian Noory radio stations, the signal strength is so low that he cannot be heard on terrestrial radio air-waves.

That is all! I have said too much...

-CPM

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