Done.

Three cheers for Inner Reach!

He got me off p8's ass like only a true friend could.

Jus' kiddin'.

Understandable, my friend. I think you and I are more alike in that regard. Trollda and Pate never seemed to have the emotional reflex that you and I have.

That's probably true.

I’m sure if I perused my past postings, I’d actually take the cake over you. So embarrassing…

I try not get embarrassed, but there are some cringe moments on the timeline.

Don’t mind me, Azz; I’m just throwing rocks from a glass house, but that does make me partially qualified to speak on the matter.

No, I'm glad you're weighing in. It's really cool to read some posts by you again.

I hope life is treating you nicely, Al. 💯❤️🖖🏼

It is! It's treating me super good. I hope the same for you!

It must be microscopic because I don’t see it. 

My penis is the size of a peanut
Have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it!
It's the size of a peanut

Either way, this is classic Bellgabian behavior on both parts.. What, with the drama, the backdoor sleight of hand insults, emotionally charged overreactions, offensive/defensive natures, presumptuous critiques, postulations, iterations, pining, whining, and snotty-assed opinions… (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) What I’m trying to say is that everything seems to be in perfect working order and this shit-stain of a reader's daily digest is performing as per expectations.

I think we had fun.

As far as Jackstar is concerned, Pate's stance on the matter has never been exactly secret, ambiguous, or cautiously set aside for a more private, confidential setting. I’m also pretty confident the biblical reference wasn't directed at your character; he was simply stating how greatly his perspective was lost on you. I am, however, absolutely confident he’s amused at how seemingly upset all this has made you.

I lost my shit. But you know, it's kind of exciting in a way, because this place has been tumbleweeds for a while.

I guess a little drama never hurt anyone. By the way, it's great to have you back, Inner Reach. Post often.

Pate’s just being Pate from what I can tell, Azz. Only, usually, you’re not on the receiving end of it; the Master Trollda is.

Hindsight is 20/20. He totally got me! I guess I got used to him kissing my ass, and lost perspective. I took umbrage at the reference to EllGab.

I think p8 and myself had a good go at each other, and like you say, it's BellGabian behaviour at its finest.

I'm gonna go apply some Preparation H to my tuchus, to rid myself of the butthurt.