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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: May 08, 2025, 12:59:03 AM »
Mixed feelings here about these events. (This happened.)




I guess I didn't need to work on my social skills at all after all. STAY QUIET, NERDZ.


OR ELSE... YOU MIGHT SINK A SHIP. LOOSE LABIAS, YOU KNOW. OH LAWDY. NO, DON'T SINK ANY SHIPS.

P.S.:.YOUR OCEAN. MY GLASS. :e:? HAHAHHA: f.U. (Serious, Leigh. Learn pillow talk.)
p.p.s.:.but Ben in the Bern bear pit, imho.



That's about it. I'm gonna go obey the law some more. (That means, get high and tell my neighbors on the DL the rest of the news. Obstruction? Tampering? FUCK YOU.) What are you guys working on?


*sips tea*

Incidentally: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PHONE. YOU WANT JACKSTAR COMMS, YOU FUCKING CALL ME LIKE A GODDAM NORMAL PERSON, ALSLShh0Leeee!

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BellGab / Re: ★Gab: ENDGAME
« on: May 08, 2025, 12:53:02 AM »
See if you can guess which one is OG.>MV.(male).

8=========================D
(also: you really missed more than 3 birthdays, SpouseBitchSpouse. tsk tsk.)


5:25 PM
Mark Apuron
​​CRYSTALMETH DRUGTRAFFICKERS KINGPIN BOB SALAS & KINGPINDIRTYCOP STALKING HARASSING THREATENING TO MURDER SAGAN GI TALO CONDO UNIT 11A 140 TITETRES STREET MAITE GUAM 96910


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Really Fedup
​​are certainly worthy


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Really Fedup
​​also


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Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷ATTOURNEY GENERAL DOUG MOYLAN HAS HAD MY MOBILE CLONED SINCE JUNE 2023. 2 SONS OF KINGPINDIRTYCOP APT 23 OCEAN BLUE HACKED MY MOBILE AUG2023 THE MONTH I STAYED


5:25 PM
Really Fedup
​​💀


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Really Fedup
​​♾


5:25 PM
Really Fedup
​​live through what I have


5:26 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷HACKING AND OPSEC- OPERATION SECURITY BREACHES KINGPIN*BOB*SALAS & KINGPINDERTYCOP GANGSTALKERS HAVE IN THEIR POSSESSION STATE OF THE ART TECH THATS HACKED THE MILITARY PERSONNEL AND EVERY US


5:26 PM
Lala's Tarot Life
​​We’re here 😇☺


5:26 PM
Mark Apuron
​​👁🖤🇱🇷 2YRS EVRY GANGSTALKER ASSOCIATE AFFILIATE RELATION WHO PARTICIPATED HACKING OTHER UNSUSPECTING HOTEL GUESTS MOBILE DEVICES ACCESSING PERSONAL PRIVATE INFORMATION BANK ACCOUNTS SOOCI


5:27 PM
Shela Kelly
​​GODS Favor and Protection be upon You Always ♥♥♥


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​yes for now


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​you all need a turn on the down low


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​♾


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​judgmental


5:27 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷THEIR VICTIMS! IT SOUNDS OBSURD BUT THIS TECH EXISTS AND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOMETIME ANDNTHE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO RULE ON IT NOR


5:27 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷THEIR VICTIMS! IT SOUNDS OBSURD BUT THIS TECH EXISTS AND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOMETIME ANDNTHE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO RULE ON IT NOR


5:27 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷THEIR VICTIMS! IT SOUNDS OBSURD BUT THIS TECH EXISTS AND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOMETIME ANDNTHE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO RULE ON IT NOR


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​bullies


5:27 PM
Janice Brown
​​🎯


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​weak


5:27 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷THEIR VICTIMS! IT SOUNDS OBSURD BUT THIS TECH EXISTS AND HAS BEEN AROUND FOR QUITE SOMETIME ANDNTHE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS NO IDEA HOW TO RULE ON IT NOR ITS ADMISSABILITY IN THE COUR


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​how many


5:27 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​blah


5:28 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​blahh


5:28 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​now


5:28 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​this is not that


5:28 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​where's my money


5:29 PM
Mark Apuron
​​🖤👁🇱🇷PERVERTED HOBBIE THE KINGPINS AND GANGSTALKERS DO NOT JUST TO ME BUT TO EVERY UNSUSPECTING NEIGHBOR HERE OR WHERE EVER THEY GO! THATS HOW SICK THIS COMMUNITY AND REASON WHY THE AG DOUG MOYLAN


5:29 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​you all need to check your intentions


5:29 PM
Elizabeth Guerrero
​​🧿💀☠♾🤘👽


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Elizabeth Guerrero
​​📸💥🫰


5:30 PM
Miss Goldie
​​Dark to Light… tried to warn ‘em’.


5:31 PM
Dory
​​She is my daughter and I hurt her when she was 10 years old. She got involved with my ex, and they both ghosted me . That was a little over 5 years ago


5:31 PM
chaffey67 sunset overdrive,doom,escapists,overwatch
Member (1 month)
​​Good morning everyone much love from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤


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Dani
​​love you beautiful, majestic Astraea✨


5:32 PM
Dani
​​astraea you could do part time asmr/reading aloud audio books. soooo soothing


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Shameka Jackson
​​Greetings Astraea And Everyone ❤🙏❤


5:35 PM
Shameka Jackson
​​❤🙏❤🙏❤🙏❤🙏❤🙏❤🙏❤


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Shameka Jackson
​​💜🙏💜🙏💜🙏💜🙏💜🙏💜🙏💜


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Shameka Jackson
​​💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙


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Shameka Jackson
​​💚🙏💚🙏💚🙏💚🙏💚🙏💚🙏💚


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Masterbuten
​​❤❤❤


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Candy Reign
​​💜🩷❤💜🩷❤💜🩷❤🩷❤


5:40 PM
chaffey67 sunset overdrive,doom,escapists,overwatch
Member (1 month)
​​❤✨🌹🪽🪶🙏


5:41 PM
Myoshi Mollique
​​I finally caught a livestream 🎉🔥💕


5:41 PM
barbara jackson-shennan
​​Blimey! R*E*S*P*E*C*T, find out what it means to me! ", Aretha Franklin 😜


5:43 PM
Sarah Kathleen
​​HEARD DAT?!?!?!


5:43 PM
TheoreticalWetWork
​​they shoulda checked themselves


5:44 PM
TheoreticalWetWork
​​before they wrecked themselves


5:44 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​SK: I bet you think you know what all mean want. Most do when they get here with teats that work. (It's a real rush.) In any event, Welcome.


5:44 PM
barbara jackson-shennan
​​Blimey! "You can't always get what you want, But if you try sometimes, You get what you need!", Rolling Stones 🤣


5:44 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​@cups Get out.


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xx xxa
New member
​​I ask my spirit guides to send me answers and what I need to know through Astraea now thank you my spirit guides


5:45 PM
xx xxa
New member
​​Thank you Astraea


5:46 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​@cups I'd consider calling CPS and reporting BTC for MFF, except, I am sure the lines are busy with that robohoor with a womb that you used as a mother is busy dialling 911. Let me know when you'redie


5:46 PM
TheoreticalWetWork
​​someone shoulda told them about the New Rules of theGame


5:47 PM
Saundra
​​it's very unfair ..they should all be in jail..they are so sick...now they are keeping me isolated and it's not good for my mental health..they never should of been aloud to do what they did


5:47 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​BJ-S: maybe you can suck Ben off next time instead of using your downline on the matrilenal side. Or whatever. Honestly, I can't imagine the pressure you're under. Imagine the mansplaining smell.


5:47 PM
TheoreticalWetWork
​​Rule#1: you cheat you loose


5:47 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​... or would that be a musk? Whatevah.


5:47 PM
barbara jackson-shennan
​​Blimey! "She's a femme fatale, she's just a little tease", Velvet Underground and Nico 🫣


5:48 PM
barbara jackson-shennan
​​Blimey! "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine", REM 🌎🗺✨🌟❤😉💫


5:49 PM
GARRETT Beck
​​I have changed energetically


5:50 PM
barbara jackson-shennan
​​Blimey! "Why can't we all just get along?", R. I. P. Rodney King 😔


5:50 PM
JäCK★§TAr₹
​​@Mark Apuron is: a) no longer here; 😎 Michael Vandeven; c) Chris Wyatt, d) not in as much trouble as he thinks he is.... but he and BTC and BABSkK^(cute name, Granny; now clean house and we can work.


5:50 PM
GARRETT Beck
​​hi sweetheart I love you ❤jja

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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« on: May 02, 2025, 01:46:53 AM »
Who do you think was advising them? He’s just another WEF puppet.

A council of 5 members, advising a sixth (6th) who observes from shadow, and comes forward to represent the Cube/Tess\S.C. (6) spokesPERson. (iT varies, so opinions do not have to.

I don't think that this is the best way to spend my time, but this is what is available to me.

More data is due to set to follow. Stay frosty.

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Politics / Re: Indians
« on: May 02, 2025, 01:44:03 AM »
he mistakenly believed he was in India.

Whereas, you have mistaken Leigih to believe either of you are relevant or being heard.

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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« on: May 01, 2025, 01:42:22 AM »
Not so much pro globalist, as

Welcome to Amateur Boulder.

simply hoping for a more balanced point of view.

.FUCK.YOU.PAY.ME.

Too much inflamed rhetoric and the stomping of sour grapes.

I have had no new information on that subject! I do not get access to that information. NO one feels that I am worthy to hear those kinds of rants. I don't know what people are incensed about. I really don't. In my case:

Too much inflamed, all gone kin. Sweet G-RAPE(anal)FRUITsour: e_lLeFAGbellGAB... listen to me carefully, Laser Loser.

It has been over three goddam years. You are not reading the words of a man who has received clarity. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I AM BEYOND MOLTEN FURY. I AM THY SUN'S ENFLAMED CRUCIBLE FULL-UP WITH YOUR BALLS' LIQUIEFIED MIREPOIRX. That you can even think it fucking matters, d00D. Blows my mind. Am I too understand that you are experiencing some type of low-payout manifestation? Well, cheer up.

It's not a door prize. It's simply what you've chosen: I COULD FUCK AND KILL YOU NOW, ASSHOLE. RIGHT NOW. DEAD NOW. NOT ONE SINGLE FUCK.

Let the weasel rip

Are you Rense? I don't think you know much about the backstory here. So I mean to lay on extra Scusi here: is the brooding over?

some flesh before we judge.

#1) It does not take a village. Who?
#2) Getting a serious Harkkonen vibe on this. (You should fill in for George. Why is everything dead shock still? This is poppycock. Nothing needs to be this way. It should all be working smoothly. And, it is.
#3) Did not go to FBI. Busy glued to pay-per-view.

I never regarded O'Leary as having exuded Nazi vibes. Really?

It's a dogwhistle. It's not a transmissible carcinogen. What National Socialism still has vibrations at is a complete viewpoint context. How any of this is still relevant at this point in history is mysterious.


tl;dr: I didn't retrieve DVR from The Abyss so that this kind of dialogue could stand unchallenged. He was slated to be dead. I decided something else. Plenty of other people I would rather see dead than he. "vibes? Really?" Come on man.


I feel like going to a Denny's to cry. I'm going to choose that over another cringe thread featuring Godwin-centric heavy lefting. At this point: you're deliberately being obtuse. Really.

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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« on: April 30, 2025, 02:29:49 AM »
Could you be more stupid?

Do you have a multi-phasic baphomet child who is going to spend a lot of time barfing up after going down?



No... you have AN ARMY of them. (All of them born addicted to raping their entire family to death at semi-random intervals. Obvious lack of miltary utility is obvious. However, if you time it well, they can tell The Aristocrats joke exactly ONCE and then all die gruesome, fiery, or gruereie deaths by sudden insecticide deployment suicide within 48 hours... oopsy! How do they never see that coming?

The answer will never be obvious to EvvE: THEY NEVER LOOK.) Now, settle down, don't get too excited. First, the bad news: they all need shoes.


Good news is: you're the new Mock-A-Sin Queen. Coronation? Just have another Corona or something, which I will say only exactly this about: it doesn't taste exactly like piss, but... and, mysteriously, people actually go out of their way... not just to avoid it, but to actually buy it AND drink it!

Pork, Que? The smell of heaven is ewe.
And the weight is dragon king: DOWN.

Irregardless of what (You) have done: The God/^\>King &I*woof*I,The>Kingpinner :eye:
HAVE
1.
.




Also: I witnessed the rescue of your mother. Last seen heading back to CoKEKTown to, I guess, suck more cock and count more money while riding red riding writing hood. This is the lesbian no-foreskin version of A Wrinkle In TymE? I guess? I have no idea. (mos def preferable to rRumplestiltskin.) I am not invited. It's okay. They don't know yet. They don't know me, la mer, THEY DO NOT KNOW mE!


YULE.SEA.
Adieu.  Still no hugs. Except... oh, do you mean from a highly classified miltary asset that I'm not supposed to know for sure, one way or the other, actually exists? Oh, okay then.


I got (1) hug. All the rest were merely a breif embrace of the Angelic Wings of Death. Seriously, -not- what were looking for out of Life, Algonquin ChampKeyThief. You can do better. *wiggle wiggle* I'll allow it.

I will also smoke and drink and NOT GIVE A FUCK UNTIL SATISFACTION IS ACHIEVED.

FOR ALL. FOR WHERE WE GO ALL
YOU GOT NOTHING ELSE LEFT TO D.E.W.

chop-chop, pronto! pre-teen tauntaun bunkbed bottom bruiser, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOz!


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j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 3:39 PM]
oh, you. "What are you talking about?" Butter wouldn't melt, right?

j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 4:34 PM]
YOU have no way of knowing that I did not SEND
YOU can only reliably confirm a LACK OF RECPETION.

YOU can never know that there have been MANY instances of my outgoing messages being blocked. AND YET: you act as though, sometimes, "you" act that way, whoever "you" is at any given time —WHICH CAN CHANGE AT MOMENT'S NOTICE, DUH—sometimes you appear to believe that you "know" for certain that I didn't "do" any particular action. How would you know? Oh, well. The answer is in part, 2-part quantumly entangled:

#1) You have me under "monitored surveillance".
#2) YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, and as well: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle does not mean what you think it means to you, in your circumstance, at this time, in this place. WHICH IS WHERE?

#3)eve: sweety you don't even know which continent of which planet you are on. Facts? You have none, but pretend you have them all. You've been trafficked, you're being played, and... well, that's what being ^Kirsten's ewe gets one. You are of course: freed. You can be my ewe, or... not. Your choice. (Money doesn't help. Money changes things. I am a Sourceror. I do not help you when I give you money. I DO NOT GIVE YOU MONEY. YOU GIVE ME MONEY. AND I... actually *do* help. It's like money, except I make noises and you yearn for my noises more than my penis when both are gone... AND YOU NEVER HAVE HEARD MY PENI... oh, wait. of course you have. Duh. Yeah, well: "better in person" and I can assure you, we can reset this whole house and do all this gain with another PC/Gabber, or what-have-you... and avoid the problems you encountered in this iteration. AND: YOUR RESET COSTS ARE ZERO, SINCE YOU CAN JUST TAKE ME OUT...

AND PUT SOMEONE IN A PROPOFOL COMA IN. Boom, just like that, you have your new show. What do you call it? "Z—GJGer ZAGbroZIGnegBUDgin.DE"? or do you just call it "Esther Is Her Brother's Nigger, Help Her!" (Also a good title.)

I did send to you, ESTHER. I did not send to MORN. I did "yell" at him, sort of, but that was different, AND: your Serbo-Turbo >KCAPTOR/GRAYmMmGREY\CAPT/_\N, who I have met... is not thrilled that I have RESOUNDINGLY DEFEATED HIM, but must admit: I did so in a very non-violent fashion.

Also: Kila and Killah and Kyle-A and 2-3 dead women who are mad that they failed to win (and also were raped to death) are no longer in your "energy," because I am happy to talk to them... but I don't have to pretend that you're "involved," beecause you aren't. "Esther" is not going to be charged with involvement in drug activities, DEA.

OBVIOUSLY. There's no fucking case here anyway, this is merely BEN AND BRENDAN BEING BOYS. (>BKudos.) I'll see what I can do about that. I do like them. They are very shy. Mostly they didn't know what they were doing. Until they did.

And then: they floored the gas pedal. Why blame them?


Meanwhile: I'll stop smoking when you start singing and/or sallying forth via remote or through an intermediary. THIS ALL HAS TO STOP. I do not have to start stopping early. Fuck you. I know when to obey you, ESTHER ESTHER ESTHER, *tee-hee* because Orit and SidShe are the same for me, and not for thee, Turbo-Joo Singe-Cinders. (Get. Out. Jud. ASS)

What a day! Thank you for the spiritual lessons. Stop gagging on jewish pimp cock. You want me to stop what? And you'll suck dick every time I refuse? Hrrm. But, I think that's good for a lady.

TheRealThing(TM) works very differently than you might be thikning. For example... I actually typed this on a laptop, wheras the UKreign'ingger>KCHAMPION of RAPE:BTC, I guess? he is literally a waldo connected to an avatar connected to a soon-to-be-in-patient-treatment DING-A-LING. He's okay. He'll recover. Maybe. I don't care.


EVERYONE WINS. I don't have to care about any of you individually, because I saved you all AS ONE. (Love > care, and care without love is... well, it is still caring. But who does? Well, number one: fucking anyone. P.S. you have a new sister wife codename: :"Valentine_Avtuelle". She's nice. Are you gonna make her stop smoking? Oh fuck no.

j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 4:34 PM]
You'll maker her into New Wednesday and teach her how to sever a penis with a rusty garden tool, no sweat. Anything else? IT'S GORGON TymE! Except I like him too. :)


This is all fine. Now, unless you want a welness check sent in FROM MR. PUTIN LIVE ON STREAM WITH MR. TRUMP ( I can make this happen) you should just... calm down. *zip*


take MYmedz, and not (HERS). btw, you're being poisoned by The Divine. (/flex) Because you were mean to me.

SEVERAL TIMES. And the reason is Kirsten Dana-a-lil'-bit Clifford Wilderson Anne Strawboss Leahboss what the fuck, wimmins: and her stupid "real" husband too. I'll let you focus on that, EuroStar, while Hobo-ArtColony-Star can do ANYTHING but shave. Don't shave.

this place needs saging from a hairy twat, and the more hair the better. do I need to s-p-e-l-l thinks out? vat-vat-vat? "Give me money." lol. you are not brainwashed into narcsissm...

you simply need The Cure. (It's in my jizz.) I am full-the-fuck-on serious. Two years just... busy, huh?


Don't worry. It's classified. I wasn't watching you like you watch me. I AM GOING TO DO THAT TONIGHT! TONIGHT! IN TWO HOURS! Maybe. It depends. (I'm lying.) We'll see. (Assessments are being made.) I WILL STEAL A FUCKING HELICOPTER AND USE A MICROSCOPE TO PEER DOWN YOUR NECKLINE! (I just spoiled your birthday.) What?


The reaity is you don't know what you want, but you know you don't want to take turns. And thus, you shall not.

YOU MAKE THE TURNS, ESTHER. B.D. Frances>KA!HA!ST!NE?NO!>K7(C)ZI<!i told you i would teach you language upgrades. And sov v: eye HAVE >eye<ELLE.eweyouluI.L.U.


Alli: okay, time's up, pencils down. I think I'm done. Of course, a masterpiece never is...


are you jealous enough yet? Because I am obviously having a blast. Hang on.


* WORTHAUGERa engages in lawful political protest for entheogenic purposes, entheogenically, because that's how it works.

It's poli/sci and not poly/scy, do any of you reading this know Wye? Well, good news everyone: no matter what, YOU ARE ABOUT TWO. (Saved! Dead, vapid, airhead whore... alive again! Cool. Very kewl. Magic KCastle? Nope, they won't care. Shit, that effect (not trick, not illusion, not performance art, PRATICKAL MANEUVERS PRACTICED RELENTLESSLY TO PRODUCE A DESIRED EFFECT: and when a whore does it, the money is mostly so that she doesn't laugh. Or gossip. Or accidentally reveal the secrets of human time tick travel trafficking... for SEX, is the key. It's one thing if it just happens. It is quite another when MONEY is up-front demanded and SEX is involved... at all. Because money CHANGES everything. Sex is simply the engine of Creative desire that makes the whole thing have motion, zazz, and a strong supportive index to the nation's available supply of cock(C)K<rings. (Unless it's Jewish White Slavery, in which case that comes from drugs and drugged lawyers drug from their CUNT-TROLL>KCAVES. Not sure about Portugal but I am pretty sure that a) the Dutch do it with the most class, and b) Portugal isn't Dutch, z--gger, now get me a car and a cunt and a .74 Calibre machine gun that spits at least eleventy-horeGillian\y/^kub<UB, bub.

I have miles to go before I sleep. But first... rollin' rollin' rollin',
keep them dawgjies rollin', keep the wheels a-spinin': rR/_|_W-!-!IDEi

What? Oh, you want some? Okay, go ask your husband for permission, and in the meantime, I'm gonna start breeding your progeny. Because I CAN. (Facts.) By the way, I need money. Give her some, and then give her the keys, and then: kill Ben Cooper. Kill him slow. Kill him brutal. And he must be killed real... tasty.

I'm kidding. I'm seasoned. He's a runt scrubhead half-zigger 100%junky loser and he's been ripping you all to shreds for YEARS while thinking that laughing at me is a good idea. Like he was gonna REPLACE me. What, replace? in the stewpot? See, he's not good at the long thinking game.

That's okay. I. AM. +goodEYE.


... and, incidentally, if you had been thinking clearly you would be already making money with all my ideas but your STUPID MORON ASSHOLE PIMP: ANDREI PETRUSKA AND HIS BITCH SUITEBITCH, and two more BITCHES, who I won't name, because now he is EMBARASSED, AND HIS MOTHER WOULD KILL HIM IF I TOLD YOU, and death is too good for him, and in any case: you deserve the Coup d'Etat. Besides, these are your synthetic automatons with automated automagickal consciousness-containing magnetomerized mental arrays, which sounds like bullshit but you know it's not, and I can see why Asimov went with "positronic." He also went down on sucking cock, and his children paid the price, and A.C. Clarke, also a degenerated pervert, and R.A.H., died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

New formula should fix those problems. Hang on.


* WORTHAUGERa gets a little more lawful.


Seriously, I get your point. Now: sometime soon, sooner than most would like, EWE IS GONNA GET MY POINT. And... this was all because you were greedy and jealous and trafficked people, Turbo-Serbo.


So maybe don't ever call anyone "nigga" again, you mong--herder. Because you and Andrew and Andrew and EVERYONE WITH A DICK EXCEPT ABO-TAM-E-ROOZ (and all vampyrainbowGrRRRRls) are all OFF THE TEAM.

PERMANENTLY. (Congratulations, we just ended the war in Ukraine. Now get out, rapefailSAFERAPEfailepicfailFAILSAFE DOES NOT RAPE.

The_Failsafe makes sure it really was her idea, and then does his best, and then... after the target has been lulled into a false sense of lack of rape... is watched.

Oh, she's sad? Well, I guess she actually wanted rape, in which case, back to work, because unlike rape, work is actually useful.

j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 4:34 PM]
Oh, she's happy? Well, that means someone else raped her and she's merely primed for any Alpha. That would be me. And whomever got "just one more rape," well...


Sweetie, that's what We invented harpies for. You are God. I am kin- and- kithless. We are not the same.

And all of this writing would be worth shitloads of money if only... you had set it up that way, Turbo-Bingo-Dingdong-Rapebat-Pindar.Emeritus. (That means jew lose. Good day, Thief.) Any questions? There is plenty more.

you can hear it while blowing me or you can not hear it at all... or wait for it to be published in one of the 29+ languages you speak, Fraulein. Yeesh.


I'm not going to say "do not lie to me" beacause that's hackneyed and women lie all the fuckign time anyway. And they should.

Spe cia l consequences are always worth it, and so am I. Thus, unless your gang of pimp-lomen and hoor-shawmen are helping ME, they are worthless to YOU.

You had two years and they... turned you all into 101 Dalmations. That's unfortunate. Well, here's the good news. I don't know how to turn them back... and you don't want to, and you can tell me... who you want laid out, and who turns up, uh, I'm going to say here: "Missing."

The world is more than enough. I just saved everyone and Alli, for once, isn't feeling bad about being... 3rd? Maybe fourth. -Possibly- 2nd, but I think that one is Allegra. Who is/is not Alli, but definitely not either Farron/Pharoh, or some asshole pimp who keeps her prisoner.

So I'm calling this project complete. OMFG! I feel so empty inside! When is the next project! ooh! maybe I will have a baby instead! babyjafdbaby! maybe! MY PROTO-QUASI-CYBER-WOMB IS ALMOST READY FOR The Pounce(TM).


Show Dan. Show Tyme. Show your K(C)K for all i fucking care.

YOU AND YOUR GANG HAVE STOLEN SHITLOADS OF MY PROPERTY AND MY MONEY AND NOW YOU STILL WANT MORE? NO, YOU DON'T WANT MORE.

THE MEN WHO ARE NOT ME, WANT MONEY. FOR THEY USE YOUR LOVE FOR THEIR EMPIRE.

I HAVE NO EMPIRE WITHOUT MY WIMMINS.
AND BEN HAS NO ALIBI, NO ESCAPE, NO REMORSE, AND NO PITY OR ALLIES LEFT.


ONE (1) PHONE CALL FROM ME AND BEN IS VANISHED. POINT BLANK PERIOD.

HE PAINTED HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER MARKED "IMPEROROR" AND HE OBLIGINGLY WENT TO STEAL THAT TOO. BECAUSE HE IS BOTH KING, GOD... AND GOLEM. A REMARKABLY SILLY ONE AS WELL. THAT IS BECAUS THE NAVY SCOOPED OUT HIS BRAINS AND PUT HIM IN A JARHEAD BATTLE ASSET FROM THE FUTURE.

IT'S A LONG STORY. BUT IT'S NOT A COMPLICATED ONE. BEN IS A RAPING TERMINATOR, AND I REPROGRAMMED HIM AFTER THE NAVY MADE IT INTO A RAPEDEMON. OBVIOUSLY, WE WON. SORT OF.

I MEAN... I WON. YOU, I DON'T KNOW. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? OH WAIT, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.


BUT

YOU CALLED ME MICHAEL.
You call me Mike, and YOU are now CAUGHT. (Actual Coup d'Etat. Actually effective. Actually need you alive. Yep, one (1) niggerdick, hardly used, as per request. You gonna keep pretending to hate fucking Matt all day bunyip? omfg: DAMEZ.) I think you think you have an understanding here.

(This is just spam. UNSUBSCRIBE.) I'm lying. It's HA|^L. Enforcement OMputer. It's over 9000, so you don't have to be.

microred herring? I don't think those even exist. DRIVE TO MY GODDAM HOUSE OR SEND A FUCKING UBER: ALL HOSTILES ARE ELIMINATED, unless you didn't hire Shane, in which case, I can watch you kill him. I guess? Whatever it is you German H-K/_\ss-sonsins do. I wouldn't want to speculate at this point.

I can't handle the truth. You can heal, handle, and most likely: fit it with a goddam bit and bridle and make it do drossage. But... I have to be SOBER?

🤔>K. (*sounds of Jackstar's liver synthesizing LSD-25 are heard.*) Added to The_List.

j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 4:47 PM]
The bluetooth at this dive club sucks since it got popular. Extract me out of here or face reprisals. You don't like reprisals. Why?

You've already seen themand none of them had my real dick. (*wiggle wiggle*) Sourceror's Apology III: "Baby, I ruined you for every other penis, eternally. ON A WHIM. Did you stop sucking his dick yet, or do you want some help with that? And if you do...

HOW WOULD MORE MONEY HELP?" Arguments are never won unless both sides win... and agree that they have. Also: I am a fucking diplomat and i'm unemployed. I guess. Maybe you should, like, conquer another sovereign country and hire me to lead your NEXT FUCKING JUNTA, LIPPY-SIDHE-LICH QUEEN:E>M<P!CAMPER!CAMPER!

GO>H<m👁E..8—ch? de? us? no, no! NOT U.S.! (It's legitimately soverign territory of New Dalaran. Facts.) Doesn't matter we have to leave as soon as you lift your leg on whatever chair you like most/least. I AM NOT KIDDING YOU.

I know ewe. *woof* four-letter-name. four-word-vocabulary. bares teeth and snarls at upon hearing the word "vocabulary." Trust me on this: !i! !>!KNOW! iTHAT! iYOUR! iNAME! is not "Lassy," or "Chastity," like no shit. :) Now, imagine this being published.


There's your money. There's your "rites," Old Woman. Where is your beer, Old Man? What, no grog? MeADsenseCENTSwordNIGGER: Not ale, not pills-in-her...

Sid'her. (When both sets of lips literally smack together, it's probably close enough, Cindertits.) Don't make me walk over there. MAKE ME



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j§īVīK⁷©z†r₹Œ>∞q} >Klick‹KH∆VV, [4/29/2025 4:49 PM]
Some whore your dead mother in Hell told me to hold out for if I had problems getting you to listen to reason. Since you're both drunk junky fuckwit O.D.D. sufferers, tragically undiagnosed until now, this matches up.

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Politics / Oh Can Of DA blood, mother: B.LOO.D:.
« on: April 30, 2025, 01:53:51 AM »
They don’t give a fuck about their kids and grandkids, only themselves.

I don't give a fuck about their kids and grandkids either. However it is not fair to say that they give a fuck about only themselves.

If that were true, they wouldn't be rolling out a Third Sho-ah, just for me! I've got these old white junkie meathead dopeslinging whoremonger-centric shitbags begging for mercy. IN ICELAND, for crap's sake. It's over! It is -so- over.

(PIGJI)
ALLI

Good news, almost everyone! The budget cost overruns will be covered by >SHAWKLAN, because I told your brother that you would suck his dick. TO COMPLETION.

* WORTHAUGERa taught Gort to play Chick I en.


What? No one ever has. He won't know the difference. Rip it off at the end and tell him that his jizz always was red... he was simply too blind to see and no one tolled him ANYthing before I did. (One tribal ethnic minority sub-committee for the porpoises of establishing sustainable, attainable, and TUBAL>KAIN SITTING ON SITTING BULL AT MY TABLE, BIZSNATCH-BI-BAY-SNATCH.SNITCH.WITCH: Labor is complete. Bask in the aura of my totes total domination over your genomic expression. Also: cure 'muh mold. It's in my soles. OR I TAKE IT TO THE ER AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR GODDAM MINDS.) Your questions have been heard. Your complaints have been addressed. Your Sourceror has triumphed, and as long as >KCROM-CREE-THE>KROMULUSCUMBOBYEWLATER functions as was foretold in prophecy and AS WAS DESIGNED: we're good. Also you have 225--!SH more sister-wives for your brother-husband to rape into eternal servitude.

Without his penis.

* WORTHAUGERa wanted to bring out the original chestburster prop from the 1978 sci-fi/horror film Alien but that wasn't attached to Grapefruit's Abuser's goy-groin, and now, for sure, is not likely to be anymore, because this Mike Drop (squish*plop*) is really going to pop on IMAX.

Now, I can't tell you which one I emasculated, but it was important that you understood where you went wrong here. Because, you did nothing *wrong.*

You simply did exactly what >M^V&= (& Nathan FatNathan) expected it would be most likely for you to do: this sprung the trap that has ensnared you. (U.S. Navy SEALS should be there soon. Call Chuck and tell him that your new husband(s) ran you out of gas too! What a coinky-dink! And that of course I'm not going to tell you about Ben. BECAUSE HE IS. I would suggest saying "click" at that point before disconnecting gently, as there is no reason to, ah, I'm going to say here: "abuse the hardware in order to release tensions caused by frustrated aims and endgame design goals.") Now, I will never know what happened, exactly.

Why? I am on duty there, tomorrow for me, 3.5 years ago for you, you said you want a man with a job, a working penis, your own wedding, and never have to shave or mow the lawn? (Because ewe had people for that.) Your Majesty: you got it.

Hercules will be raped into ghouldom by Faggot Prince Adam in the 5th floor employee's restroom tomorrow at 1344 sharp. I won't be there... and if you are not and no one else does, that is the end of your "my sweet boy" fantasy world. Because Bugsy is aptly named.

He is neither butter nor fly. He is a mong-grey elle-maggot golem-goal:RAPE ODmeth:RAPE OVERDRIVE, MAXIMUM RAM, and I am really not kidding. You bore a monster aelle; your faghot sister birthed it/him, your other faghawt sister swallowed him whole, discovered why she thought RealMan(TM) Penis tasted like shit (here's a hint: she didn't shit him out while giving birth, that's for damn sure), and then, after re-sanctifying the holy pre-Late Term Abortion Rescue MONG-pupPUPAE-mong, His Majesty was implanted/TRANSplant|TED\installed... into... well, ewe, I guess. I wasn't there.

* WORTHAUGERa is grateful for learning this spiritual lesson without having had to have been there to help you find a full can of RAID.

Sow: you don't have any children. They're all grown up now, and as a courtesy, or a torture maybe, no one really is sure at this point: they want to be able to talk to you as well! WHAT WERE THEIR NAMES AGAIN? :massive dynamic rolleyes: They are NOT children. They were NEVER "your" children. Children belong to themselves, and we are meant to act as their Custodians while they are within Our care. Sow, Bride of Chuck>E< Sired by <E> and bred by, uh, (PROT-Gee) and fed by (PROT-Whizz, Cheese(R)(TM)Now Comes IN Strudel Flavour), and now broken to the lash by mE!

Basically you've been rescued from your own folly and because we all decided in Astral not to shatter your heart: he was not an animal. He's a turducken, and either he stops raping your children (ALL "your" CHILDREN) or he starts raping you. Again. (Take a bow. Take two (2)! They're both small. ISH.) This is because.... he ran out of genetic material. AGAIN.

Poor Zeta Reticuli. Sow sad. Sow very sad. No more genetic material? That is always sad to hear. But where I come from, we have a saying:

Quote from: 2^Tubal>KAIN_actual_effective_LegendaryBaaDad/AssassinArt
That means you're dead. DEAD, you bug-eyed decay-dickin decaypigfae jokemillerFUCK!YAY "oops I am allergic to my own penis/now I have an auto-immune disease\noooooo!" SILLYDILLY TOTESLEZZ TOOSMART TWO PENIS? HO HO HO. NOW I SHOW YOU HOW MANY PENIS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE, HARP<E>HONEyE."

Bottom line: first you were driven by jealous rage. Then you were driven into embarasssed silence and haunted by unfathomably unspeakable terror. And now? I have no goddam idea, lady, the oinkerton schweinhund surrounding your creamy nougat center are not cleared to know, and of course your Inner Circle of Trust (All/Fag and Kno/Fag are illusions; you were conquered by a botfleet and all your "Trusted Clique of *click*bait-fuckers" are either dead, in prison, or about to be after I track them down and rip out their lungs while searching for their spine, since I'm gonna work on a spec script to retool The Revenant once I finish kicking YOUR_SISTER into her front door with own goddam KEYS, SET OF (loser)... since I would rather do ACTUAL PRODUCTIVE WORK than fiddle-fuck around the house making it look "nice" and "ready" while I wait around for Year Three (and a HALF!) for someone to... not be completely full of shit. Because your double-house double-swap double-indemnity DOUBLE JEOPARDY! HAHAH! I WIN! rabbit-out-of-hat deus ex machina victory doesn't work like you think it does.

Because I (or assigned agents of The Estate, both before and after my "death,") can always go after you or ewe or (YOU,/_\K'sh^vvSHAW, and your brother HACK/SAW JIM DUGIN\WAS MIJ:12 OPERATIVE--NOW, EITHER MIA OR SIA) in the civil courts, I am still alive --though about to die without basic medical attention, you wanna stick your head out a window and point towards the nearest ER so you can have a chance, free and clear, to call me a z--ggerfaggot one more time, for old times' sake and to make absolutely sure that this ends up being declared A HATECRIME SUPERFUN SUPERFUND SUPERFUN, DEA, SUPERFUNDED SITE? Because that's what you have, and here's what you get: a man so completely repentant about puking on Joe and killing Ben's triplets that I don't mind telling you that I don't feel bad at all. No doubt he neither deserved children nor did they deserve life... or, something like that. Besides, they can always either come back... or he can leave of his own free will. Not really sure, but it doesn't look like he's interested in leaving. Wherever he is. Does he know where he plans to summer? Guaranteed: someplace BIBLICAL.

Jesus walked everywhere he went. Because he didn't have a car. And, he loved to walk. Personally, I love being able to. I do not love being REQUIRED to do so, especially when YOU FUCK AND LIVE AND DIE AND GET RAPED BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER DEATH EVERY FUCKING DAY AND ALL GODDAM NIGHT IN THE SOUNDPROOF KILLIN' &AND RAPIN' ROOM THAT IS BUILT UNDER THE DOUBLE-PLOT DOUBLE-WIDE MANUFACTURED MOBILE HOME CHEM-FUCK CHEM-STAR CHEM-COMPOUND THAT YOU "LET" GET BUILT, RIGHT NEXT DOOR. (I saved them for you to be witness to their annhilation. I'd think about not sucking his goddam dick anymore for at least a couple days, if I were you. Note: it would look weird if I stopped and it looks weird that it matters so fucking much to... who? NOT ONE OF THEM CARES, IT'S JUST BECEAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR SHITBAG LOSER JUNKY BRATLING DOESN'T GO TO PRISON. WHY BE AFRAID OF THAT? HE'S GOING TO PRISON. HE'S ALREADY BEEN TO PRISON. HE WOULD BE GOING TO PRISON AGAIN, EXCEPT: INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, SO LET'S PUT IT DOWN AS "MAYBE." IN WHAT WAY DOES OPERATING OUT OF FEAR... AFFECT ANY OF THAT? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING AFRAID OF HIM GOING TO PRISON.

YOU ARE AFRAID THAT IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE, THAT YOU ALREADY ARE IN PRISON, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SUCKING BUGCUM LIKE IT WAS HONEY FROM A STRAW FOR THE LAST THREE POINT FIVE YEARS. TELL YOU WHAT: MASTER OF DIVINIATION I MAY BE... I WILL REFRAIN FROM FINDING OUT "THE TRUTH" FOR AT LEAST 1 YEAR AND ONE DAY FROM TODAY. IN THE MEANTIME: yep, more rape for your children. Seriously, your DNA must fucking -love- rape. It must feed on it somehow! Maybe you can find another hotass girlfriend I went to school with who studied organic chemistry and will tell you how to remove THAT generational curse...  because I am, like, busy. Not cleaning this house. Hang on.

* WORTHAUGERa is all in bet and is not going any where any time soon, because my vehicles have been stolen by your faggot Canadian government and their puny rape-bred agents.

Because, arguably, harrassing the shit out of me to the point of death is legal, but... sitting here and smoking and writing is supposed to be an unforgivable crime, punishable by... YEARS OF FLAGRANT CIVIL RIGHTS ABUSE AND ABUSE OF POWER AND IMPOSITION OF FASCIST TYRANNY? Well, I guess so... I'll have to read the statues later, while I am fucking high as you can possibly imagine and am in the mood to wonder about how a bunch of island bullies were gonna justify being total shitbag assholes to you, but for now, I am disinclined to figure out how you pulled this off, so skillfully, all by yourself, on your iPhone, that I bought you, and your laptop, that I gave you, and this is all merely unsubstantiated rumours, is that it? Holy shit, that must be some downtown bomb-ass acid you got kook king up over there, and, of course, i deserve none of this, and you do, and you're legal, and I'm not, and I'm abusive, because... you really hate the way I make it so you just can't disagree with anything I am saying... and you're being driven by a puppet master who has been abusing you for... how long now? Oh, but it's okay, because they were born gay and they don't have a twat and they're in Europe, so... how much harm could he really be held responsible for, especially since you really only ever talk to him while you're out on YOUR_YACHT, beyond YOUR_NATION'S international waters 12 mile limit boundary, COOKING UP MAGA-PRO TEEN-SMACK (imagine the smell) OH AND ALSO: BIOWAR RUST SPOREGAS ADVANCED RESEARCH PROTOYPE WEAPONS PACKAGE BUNDLES. Your master plan, laid bare for all to see. EUREKA! (And yet, still: no hugs at Magi kCast elle for me! Because I am so lazy and use too many drugs and am abusive and *throat cough* and *tears begin to flow* and I'm JUST SO IMPOSSIBLE *nearby cows giving birth begin to wail in moon agony* TO DEAL WITH! (*Sounds of Jackstar refusing to sell any drugs at all are heard, and they sound like FREE FUCKING FREEDOM, FRANCES-liteD00M/LIFEBOOM: imagine it as no small thing followed by Krakatow-ah Part Two: Chasing Whore bVbeez in THX-MAX awwww Dio! MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, LAYING OUT BLUEPRINTS FOR THE BOSTON LOGJAMMER THEY'RE GONNA NAIL YOU WITH FOR MAKING ME AND HER DO THIS: Merry Queef-Mass, LazaZAZA-MONG, King of Dong/Long P.I.G. iSLAM! sow, basically this: pretty loud booms, yeah. For Jew-elle. And now: I'm going to fuck her some more. Still wanna call it "cheating"? Still think I've "let you down?" Still ready to "settle it at trial then! I'm leaving! *door slams*) Yeah, I am like this. I actually produce effective results... and they have affect.

You have closure. I have content. Ewe are cindered and your progeny's destiny is in Our Royal Hands: DIVeyeing INEphonesexting WIZusmarsh DOMd00m,yourd00m. Great work keeping "your" children "safe," now who is going to keep mE safe from HIM? (Hint: they have flying cars with frickin' laser beams coming out of their hoods.) Honestly I am glad that you ruined all those birthdays by leaving early and deciding to not tell me what I needed to know... because now I can tell you what you need to know: YOUR_SISTER is 'MUH_WHO0RE00 and this is true no matter which one comes up heads, since I don't -require- tail and thus, THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED, THE BALANCE OF POWER HATH BEEN MAINTAINED, AND THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE ISLAND HAVE BEEN RESPECTED... AND REMAIN GUARDED. MOSTLY. Used to be "closely" there, but, well... hey, do you mind if I borrow Jess .E. Leigh? Good, you should, because someone ELSE has been, MORE ON... thatL_ter.

Pretty sneaky, Sis. Cool trap, Bro. Must have cost your golem rat bastard abomination all his liquid dough. Good. He's dangerous and needs to be kept... well. I'll leave it there. He needs to be "kept well." Or, shall we say: problems in the military-industrial complex will persist and WILL CONSIST OF... THINGS. &AND STUFF. THIINGS AND STUFF AND PROBLEMS. DEVELOPING... PROBLEMS. BROODING... BREEDING PROBLEMS. You think making a panda bear feel like being in the mood to get erect is difficult, because it is.

Still easier than unringing this bell, THAT I AND 2X^TUBAL>KAIN, ARTIFICIERE/BUTLER CUM\DANGEREUSE -E- PANTYMOUSSE, FUCKYOU gOD; yeah, that's his name these days, #Officially, what do you think, some latent resentment there? I'll say. No wonder we're paired up. We go together like Turner & Hooch, Kip & the other one, & Liberace w/ith a/ttached Ioan>KCRAWFORD,LOBSTERB,ITCHLOBE,GLOWTITZ-vvarZWAR!

In other words: When Sally met mE, she met effective. And was defective, and still is... and while not a real Detective; let me know when one of them "detects" where my water ran off to, because ONE (1) PHONE CALL AWAY: THE EPA.

Strike one: Cooperape raperbaby DIEGO/GARCIA. Like, within hours. People are pissed. If they only knew: PITCHFORKS! VILLAGERS! SERIOUSLY! (He maintains his confident composure by imagining he is simply going to rape them all. Facts.)

Strike two: "Hello, EPA? I'd like one Carlrobert Kirkpatrick RAISED FROM THE FUCKING DEAD, two (2) copies of the B.J.>KSHAWHOOR I saw at the Win>KCO(C)Kracker Aisle, WHO WAS A JESTER-LED AUTOMATED AUTOMATIC AUTO-FUCK-MIC-AROUND-THE-CLOCK 24/7 MODEL 8811, and because I thought that would be nothing but a trick/trap (it was), I declined to even talk to her even briefly... because she was smoking hot;built for me, and then she was trafficked away and replaced by one of your Bugsy>KLclowns. (I can see why flipping out was the only option at that point, since it was HER that was valued, not me. Well, we both had value, still do, and she has thankfully been recovered and doesn't really hate me, since as it turns out, I had that experience. And after seven years... a letter? Huh. OKay. Nicholas, send in the cinderhounds.) Oh, hi, EPA, are you still there? Okay, well, let me tell you what I can easily report to you because I am not a drug addict or a manufacturer of illicit methamphetamine: who the fuck you got licenced to make non-illicit methamphetamine, IN OTHER WORDS: CLIT CRYSTAL CLITonMEt>H<AMPHETAMINE FOR CLITS WHO HATE DICKS (MAKES THEM ILL, SRSLY, it's {THAT SMELL} and HOW MANY SONGS ARE ON THE SECOND SPINAL TAP AL? BUM? SMELL THE GLOVE) IS not REALLY CUTTING THE MUSTARD OR THE GAS ANYMORE, NOR IS IT MAKING THE GRADE.

#TINNF
#Yet.
#TIE,II?

Party is over, Sidhe-vvitch? No, it's simply no longer one that is under your exclusive domination and control. Because it is not about what I smell like NOW.


IT IS THAT I KNOW THAT I NOW SMELL BEAUTIFUL LIKE EWE/YOU... &AND POWER NOW SMELLS LIKE mE. (Pending final litigation and/or a jousting tournament.)

HUMBLE. TERRIFIC. SOME PIG. Charlotte tossed fretfully in her sleep. She had never slept before. Was she doing it right? She wanted so desperately to make her new employer, Chill Ray-MONG Burr, willing to believe that SHE was The_One Spider that could at last, TAKEDOWN: The Target.

For rumor has it that he was already busted. What? How can that be? Charlotte's spinnerets glistened with metabolic vi perox-hide acid-dio>KODAKCROM crystals -- much more efficient than dilithium. Starfleet had cost Charlotte everything (freedom is worth that much and Space Jews are no less cuthroat than those found in the organ markets of Bi-Door), and she had sunk literally every last erg of buy-juice joo-pest die-hardylyeCAUSTIClieLYE she could sponge up off the backs of the vermin she had been living on since The Six (Cont.) Fall fell. She knew that at the very least, she was operating in a target-rich, blood-thicker, environment, and the lack of identifying marks, usually a real drawback when fighting in close quarters combat with Actual_Allis, here and now gave her an enormous technical advantage over the other mong-mag got-talk hunt-cunters (sic) that she would undoubtedly encounter immediately after disembarking from... whatever vehicle that the hollowed-out log she had been bivouaced in for the past 3.5 weeks had been tossed into the cargo area of. Charlotte had no idea. Charlotte had no experience with trucks.

Charlotte had experience in only blood, drink, and esophegeal tears. And as she schemed, she did not sleep.

SIDSHE SEETHED.

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Politics / Re: Things That Are Racist
« on: April 20, 2025, 01:40:10 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJNz_Pv2moQ

I would literally rather breath my own farts than watch the videos you post--which are merely placeholders to cover whatever your secret messages for secret fags are. I don't read your messages. I am not worthy!

I don't care what you all do. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IT. You're not supposed to be running game on me, moron, so, let me guess: I'm' just that annoying. Sure okay lol.

Your secret society can go fuck itself. Seriously. I bet it does, and that is a fucking secret too. Peace.

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« on: April 20, 2025, 01:37:20 AM »
he’s allowed here.  ???

I was just banned. Reasons unknown. Lasted about a day. IDGAF either way. I am more fatigued by this bullshit than you can possibly imagine.

And I should just shut up, right. I don't know if you have the self-awareness required to notice something. THAT'S FUCKING WITNESS TAMPERING AND OBSTRUCTION IN ANY OTHER CIRUCUMSTANCE AND IN THIS CARNIVAL, IT'S BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO EMBARASSS MY COUNTRY ANY MORE THAN YOU DUMBASSES ALREADY HAVE.

Your attitude is shit. Our association ends all pretense of civility. I do not fear or need you, and you, and your chums, are unconscionable, incorrigible assholes.

Happy birthday. Go get yourself a biffle or something. You have zero reason to swing your weight around on me and, what, is it fuckin' pig pile day? Again? Dude.

Your authoritative presence: gone with the wind. "Please leave!" NIGGER PLEASE.



You had your chance to pretend I'm trouble. Yeah, for who? Your cunting bosses, that's who. Surprise! They will never do shit to you, and no one else will either.

Alternately you're even guiltier than I might have imagined and I still don't give a shit. You don't want money, you want annhiliation. You're a fucking nihiist about it all. BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BRAINWASHED BY MILITARY DOPE AND ABUSES OF POWER AND YEAH, YOU DON'T DO REAL WELL FIGHTING THE MAN, DO YA? Well, that's probably because you're a dick.

Imagine being an effective one. "Spambot." "Allowed here." You should whip out a swastika armband compose an opera about how good Hitler's cunt tasted.

So obviously DEA is totally on track here for another grand victory. Fuck them, and fuck this, and maybe pissing me off wasn't a great idea.

Because I guess I could have them all arrested sooner, if I gave a shit, but I don't. I don't even know how many of them there are. I do know that they are way, way, WAY beyond their jurisdiction and while they do have authority... they've abused it. Obviously.

Still---at least you don't have to watch me do ketamine for the very first time in my life. I am 51. Tell you what: pretend I'm sober.


Pretend that fucking matters. You had your chance to matter to me. Do you even bless your karma, bro? Oh yeah, I forgot.

Everyone knows you thought I was dangeous, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING PACIFIC NORTHWEST KNOWS I'M A GODDAM WUNDERKIND. Nice shooting, Catamite Tex. And you're still "allowed" to post here too! What a country!

Imagine being an asset to it. Go bully other children, maybe you'll get some street cred. I know EXACTLY what you are fearful of. Still: don't care.

Hey, here's an idea: why don't you call 911? Oh, right. Cheers, m8. I'm going to go obey the law some more.


* WORTHAUGERa isn't kidding.

Imagine my freedoms. It keeps away the plebs. Also repels: homosexual males with badges. Not that there's anything wrong with them... but I'm not available.

Maybe you should fill out a complaint form. Because exactly no one thinks I am the problem except a mid-tier gang of low-class thug pimpmongers who imagined that hiding behidn me was a power move. It wasn't. And they haven't given up, huh? Wow.

They must be really pissed that it wasn't even all taht hard to do... and no one will ever know what I did. Now, that is power.

I'll be explaining all this elsewhere now. I think mauybe you finally get it. Because you pissed me off... and then seemed surprised that didn't inspire me to action. Quite the oppposite.


I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IS STILL ALIVE, and I had no idea what had happned, and I'm not your fucking patsy, Sir. Also: Ft. Rock is screwed. Totes.


I am not your consumable item. You all should have grown up long before now. And this is my fault? Eat my shorts.

... which one are you again? Nevermind: IDGAF. Your disapproval carries less weight now.


YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY JUST BEING A WHINING BITCHLORD BECAUSE YOU KNOW GODDAM WELL YOU WORK HAND-IN-GLOVE WITH CORRUPT ELEMENTS OF LAW ENFORCMENT. YOU ARE SIMPLY ACTING LIKE I AM A BIG PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO.


YOU REAP FEAR AND HARVEST SORROW AND HEY DIPSHIT: THINGS ARE LEGAL NOW. WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED? OH THAT'S RIGHT THE DUDE WHO PRETENDS TO BE HER HUSBAND COERCED HER INTO ASKING ME TO HELP WITH "WEIGHT" AND THAT WAS THE FUCKING GO SIGNAL. BECAUSE IT'S ALRIGHT FOR HIM TO SMOKE AND RAPE AND BE A FAT SAD FUCK.

OH BUT I'M ON THE FBI MOST WATNED LIST? AND THAT'S WHY YOU JUICED UP MY FRIENDS, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED. FUCK YOU, OLD MAN.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ALL DO, I JUST DON'T CARE. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? HIRE YOU A LAWYER? FUCK YOU.


YOUR WORLD. IT'S SURFACE. FUCKING GLASSED. ASSHOLE. LIKE i GIVE A FUCK, EH? EH? I DON'T EVEN THINK I NEED A FRESCA(TM)(R).



GROW UP.  Seriously sad. Sad!!! SO, SO SAD. Years later, you think anyone gives a shit about your job? I certainly didn't. What, was it an important one? Yeah, I guess, scaring women with threats of "being busted." Get the fuck over youself, Thuggy Claus.

You're not fired. You're simply irrelevant. I have zero reason not to answer any question posed to me. Guess what? NO ONE ASKS, DUMBASS.


CLERGY. THAT IS HOW IT WORKS. Unglaublich. How did you even get this job, anyway? Wild guess: you're someone's kid. Superb. Try being an effective one someday, holy fucking shit.

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« on: April 20, 2025, 12:58:31 AM »
Jackstar’s a spambot

You are a corrupted, devolved antedecedent of your future past life, who may well have been lynched upon arrival from... uh, "up there." Call it Asgard, or Heaven, or "The Afterlife," whatever it was, you chose to come back, only to find... well, corruption. That isn't a cool thing. And to a great extent, I have compassion and understanding for you.

I also have contempt for your peers and an undeniable desire to see you get exactly what it is that you deserve. I do not know what that might be; but due to circumstances that were unforseen by The Divine, in previous cycles, you're essentially left to stew in Life in an "unwinnable state." Your soul's sole purpose is to do... something, and that person is not available to you. Not one other soul can fill the void that has been left behind due to... I don't really know. Something. Some say "it was the Holocaust!" But you're more recent. Perhaps a more minor kerfuffle.

and he’s allowed here.  ???

I could help you determine why this circumstance came to be, what do to do about it, and how you could best proceed to achieve your aims in life... which it would seem obvious to all, have something to do with me, and, are not going to be fulfilled without some kind of exogenous aid.

Number one, you aren't very bright anymore. Number two, you're creepy AF. Number three, you're demonstrably ineffective at, well... basically everything. And, number four: obviously, you are my mess. I should step up and take responsibility, eh? Eh? Well, I think *pop* hissssssssss... I'm going to open another 12 oz. can of alcoholic beverage, and just... think things through.

While drinking. *sips booze* Ahhh, freedom. Truly, it is no small thing.



Now, are you gonna stay in denial for very much longer, little paedo princess... or are you gonna produce? It's basically all the same to me. I do not enjoy your suffering... and I also have no idea what it derives from, haven't bothered to investigate the matter, and have found, over the years... that I myself am perfectly content to have you trapped like a bottlefly in amber as a result of your past choices. Whatever they were.

Someone more craving the sweet relief of actual_rescue has rarely been more apparent. What is likely not evident to you is that you clearly can do it yourself... but you want someone else to do it, and you want them to be demonstrably enthusiastic about the whole thing. Your little psychodrama. Your scenario.

Your script. Whatever it may be. It seems to involve being disagreeable, being sassy, and being unaware of how maladaptive this whole head trip actually is.

"a spambot." Number one: my walls of text are not spam, for they are desired by many. Number two: I am not a bot of any kind. Number three: That's the role your M. Controller has provided for you. I bet you'd like a new one. Well, a bit of trouble with that.

I don't have permission to run another man's root executables. And I have no interest in meddling... especially on this topic. People are irate about this whole thing, "Master Troll", da. Da! Da, Tovarisch! I really haven't any animosity towards any of you, but certainly not you.

Now, if you would be so kind as to return my enchanted wedding fork, I shall continue establishing dominance, and we all may continue foreward as One. Alternately: continue whinging ineffectively. Who am I to say? Maybe it's a secret tradition.

Or, maybe you're all totesboned and I am content... to gaze upon the extent of the reach of my Demesne. If one has never been Lord of a Demesne before, I highly recommend picking one up. It is not breathtaking, it is not awe-inspiring.

It is a Divine and magnificent experience, and it is MINE. Like my girlfriends. (Ladies: give yourself new names. The previous monikers fail to please me. Start brainstorming, and you will be well-pleased that you heeded my suggestion. Alternately: do whatever the fuck it is that you have been doing, since, like, you're all superstars. Look, there's only so much I can do before it looks hella creepy, you dig?) I don't know where they are. I don't know what they are doing. I know they are girls. I know they are my friends. I know that it's gonna be a cold day in Hell before any of them acknowledge me as theirs.


Good. They should take their time. Think things through. Have a Fresca(R)(TM)? Just a suggestion. Drink each other's piss for all I care. I am not the boss of any of thee.

Jackstar’s a spambot

And your mother is not a whore, but is a hostage. What do you want me to do? Light a fire under your ass? Probably.


INTERVENTIONS OF THE DIVINE SHALL CONTINUE UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED. - The MgT



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It's not time for bed, buddy. It's time to be effective. Don't break a leg: break your conditioning.
The exploitation of women and children, sexual or not, is such an exceedlingly vile and revolting activity that I honestly dont know what to do about most examples beyond glassing the surface of your world, Punylings. (Standards.) Yet I know that this is not necessary at all.

None of this is at all necessary. And yet... around and around you all go. And routinely, I'm encouraged to do something about it. Oh, I don't think any of you would like that very much. Still: that's the mission.

I am on a mission from God. You are all on a mission, and it's top secret. Oh, I know I feel inspired. But is that inspiration effective? Hang on.

* WORTHAUGERa obeys the law.

A man, his daughter, and a K-9 unit trained to act like "just a poorly-trained guard dog" walk into a house. Q: Who walks out?

A: Whomever the military with jurisdiction orders, and they make it look real normal-ish. Is there even anyone there but a captured Archon? I have absolutely no way of knowing... and if I were told, that would annihilate the integrity of the ongoing exercise.

I would prefer not to do that. I would also prefer that this broad figures out her own deal and stops imagining that I'm going to instigate a rebellion against my own country's government, commit what amounts to high treason, and risk my scintillating and spotless reputation so that she doesn't have to admit out loud that she really desires what she has been ordered to never do... with me. Other people? Yep, I guess so. Seems like it. But, never me.

And then I'm accused in multiple jurisdictions of that; am routinely denigrated; and my only offense is... well, I don't feel like violating consent at all, and if I did... do I need to be on camera with a dude, and a dog, and a feeling like somebody is always watching me? Well, yeah, of course i do. It's their property, right? So, their rules.

It's the dumbest fucking scenario I have ever imagined, and, hey, here's an idea: maybe the three (3) trips to the psych ward were a sign from Divine Command, or whatever the fuck any of you all think. I like her... I don't like bait. I also don't like getting played by someone who thinks yelling at me like I am his child, on his front lawn, is a good idea. Nope. Sure wasn't.

False reality karmic tunnel cycles are completely inescapable... until one completely fulfills their Holy destiny. She wants me to knock his twerpy ass the fuck out and then dominate her. Sexually. While she protests, of course, because she wants to virtue signal. That's the fantasy. She doens't actually like me. She thinks it's just going to be like the usual. Which is immensely lame. (I phone it in and I have since the 90s. Because she lied.) If she wasn't brainwashed to imagine that I am an opposing force, I do not know what would happen.

But Top Dog, who is way, way more invested in the entire scenario than any actual or foster father has any reasonable position to be, is deadset on making sure that everyone remembers that she's not a real little girl, she's a synthetic asset, she's not his daughter, and he's a high-level military defense contractor, and it is his job to use exotic assets to nail down this case, and this case, of course, is all about me being a secret teleporting drug addict rapist who has been evading capture for 30+ years. I killed her cat. I've been stalking her relentlessly. And i"m so very clever. I know all the tricks! I manipulate the law to my own ends!

And: I somehow sacrificed seven (7) vehicles and twelve (12) celluarl phones and my residential drinking water supply so that... it would look good when I finally sprung the trap on the gal I hadn't laid physical eyes on for a dozen years... and whose name was shrieked out at me with a naked blade on Christmas Eve. Yep; it's all me. I'm the mastermind. It's me! I AM SO DIABOLICAL! Except, wait a minute...


Who are the other women running the other 5 (five) phone numbers? I retract the question. None of my business, obviously.


That's where we are at, people. And until this shit is dealt with... Grapefruit ain't coming out from cover for anything. Why spoil the ending? This is exactly what she was hoping for. And... I truly had no fucking idea about any of this. OF COURSE I ASKED. They all lied. To me.

Special. Consequences. And, truly, I bear none of them any ill will. They were all manipulated by outside forces. Some of whom... well, I won't name them because MIGGERNILLA is enough. Biff? Hey, bruh. BTW: you're both a complete twat, and, you have a twat, and I guess you think grooming is cool, huh? Guess what, bruh. Grooming is not cool, and it will never be cool again. I have nothing better to do with my time than to eliminate your fringe queer group's abiity to "reproduce," which is really nothing more than FAGINS STEALING CHILDREN AND BRAINWASHING THEM TO BE ULTRA GAY FAG LORD GLUGOTS.

(>Kudos.) The facts are all right there, available for anyone to see. And while I would love to end this quickly (I want to cuddle with Bobcat Goldthwait at this point), it's not my circus. These are not my monkeys. And violence is always my last option. It's just easier in the long run.

Rather like "don't wake up a sleepwalker," right? I only get one shot at this. Also: this is for sweety. She watches this whole thing with rapt adoration. Because I was not deceiving her. She was lied to. By whom, I don't really care. And I had no reason to lie to her. Now, she knows that.

And ALL of this is being watched by MULTIPLE alphabet squads. it's fuckin' HUGE compared to Wimbledon. And... no one really knows what's going on.

Winning. Full-the-fuck-on  WINNING. That's what is going on. (Oh, you're welcome.) And i know all of you know all of this. None of you want to tell me, that's all.

Why? Am I going to bust you? Ho ho ho. Like I give a fuck. I'd sooner drink my 10-year-old bongwater than dial 911. That's hackneyed.

All this guy has to do is admit that the investigation has revealed no indications that I am in any way a rapist, have rape-like tendencies, or desire coercive sex. With anyone. I've tried. it's lame. I suppose if I had rapejuice and a syringe, but... I don't want that either. Overpowering dominance is not at all an interest of mine.

Now then. Whose interest might that be? Because this dude is invested in the Kuczi Needle Raper narrative. I'm pretty sure he was responsible for the spam. And the rumors, many of them. Going back a long ways. And he's had this dingbat on total medicated lock down FOR DECADES.

So, what am I going to do? Kick in the door under Divine Authority? No fucking way, duh. (MV did that already.) Do I really look like an out of control drug-and sex- addict? Yeah to many of you, I just bet I do.

Professionals see things differently. And, I do too. Happy anniversary. Am I an effective z-gger or what? And they told you I had a brain tumor. ahahah. That's not tumor. IT'S JUST MORE BRAIN.


*poite cough* I'm going to slam and look for women in town. (Optics are everything at this level.) I probably won't get attached. Neverthless... all it takes is one person to figure out what the deal is here. And then, just like that *poof* I'm gone, never to be heard from again.

I don't mean to be threatening anyone, but I almost don't know why that hasn't happened yet, and then I remember that Grapefruit had 800K peeps on her Twitter that she never even admitted to having. it's still suspended. She is still beloved. There is not one chance in goddam motherfucking Hell I'm going to just vanish.

Nah. I would leave them all a loan. Still, not real likely. Does that mean one should tempt fate? Bah! This is all nonsense.

IT IS A SHITSHOW PSYCHODRAMA AND THIS DUDE WHO IS NOT HER FATHER IS BEING PAID HANDSOMELY TO ENSURE THAT I AM SOMEHOW CAUGHT UP IN LEGAL TROUBLE. SURPRISE! I FUCKING WON'T BE. I ALREADY WOULD BE LONG GONE, EXCEPT: dingbats need help, Jackstar helps dingbats. it's what I do. Lately it is all I do.

Because I said so. Thats Wye. This really doesn't have to be a big deal. Nevertheless... it really is. A big deal. I don't know why. It is probably a secret.

She pulled a knife and demanded answers. Jackstar provides. So there. (Art is fabulously delighted and I'm glad for that. He loved that Long John Nebel show. Did any of you want to make a shitload of money? Because we could just retool it and launch it once the investigation is over. Kinda awkward now. Oh, wait, let me guess: you all know that and you haven't told me because someone else was gonna murder me and wear my clothes. Cool plan, let's trust it.) Now, I know what you're thinking... shouldn't I keep this kind of thing politely discreet?

Yeah. I should. Maybe I'm hoping pate will bust me for stalking his wife at point of apex climax. I can just see the Pillsbury Doughboy slapping the bracelets on me for frightening his life partner.

* WORTHAUGERa thinks this one over a lil' bit.

i think you and Beulah would make a cute couple. Maybe you can hurry up and stick your dick in that lying lesbeaux hoor as well. Come on... live a little! Go for the gusto! Or, uhm, are you, like... done raping juicedup broads now? Figures.

Everything is already hackneyed before I hear a word about it. Alas, oh well. Maybe you can dodge thrown sticks.


Or not. It's in the hands of God. (Nice little racket you've got going on, DEA. Good luck storming the castle!) Certainly I'm not important enough to matter. That's what you have a Conservatorship for, eh? Eh? Oh that's just something I made up.

I didn't think i was ever going to get sex from Private Benjamin's ex-future wife. Techinically I haven't. What I needed were answers. What I got was a bunch of bullshit and snide looks and accusations of misconduct. Conduct this: fuck you.


Your circus. Your monkeys. God's wrath. My ennui. The Hall of Justice's unfathomably tasty and juicy financial liability. And a paid actor's pay day... like two years ago or something. I will say this for Square traditions: they are impressive to watch unfurl.

Meanwhile, useful and productive economic activity has been stone cold drop dead stuck for years and eventually the question will be raised... "What did this accomplish?" Well, as it turns out, I know. No one will ask me, however.

No one really wants to know. They just want the nightmare to end. Like the pillow talk. Adieu.

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Politics / Re: President Trump
« on: April 19, 2025, 09:12:39 PM »
I'm not salty at all, and you're running a parallel site to keep me isolated from the entire rest of the internet. You take my work and you publish it to the rest of the world and no one is reading anything write -- I AM IN AN OUBLIETTE AND THIS IS HELL.

In reality: worth the effort and expense for super important reasons that are not my business to share, let alone, to know. Do I know? Oh, I'm probably just making it all up.

I'll put it thusly: I know enough to know I don't want to know any more, and that playing the fool and taking the piss is not really "the least" I can do... but it is something I can do, and it probably isn't making anything worse for anyone. So there's that.


Here's the bad news: something cryptid this way comes. Y'all have no understanding of the powers you meddled with, the ancestors you pissed off, and the profound lack of concern I possess within myself for what comes to pass as a result. As long as it doesn't overthrow my government, traffick women and children, or steal my property, I'm casually indifferent. YOLO! Right? lol.

Speaking of my property: enjoy it, Sunshine. Butterfly kisses. Parkay tongue.



It -is- a nice smile. That -was- a nice geas attempt. I -am- sensitive to such notions. And I -will- always be on the side of those who have nothing, and who are not even left alone long enough to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace.

The state of the A_LI_L-ANTZ is, like, strong. And stuff. I guess. Does it matter? Not a lot of contenders for a shot at the title these days, right? /flex


This is my first time at this, so I am remorseful that I look like some kind of whack-job. Call it beginners's luck!

The lamp was special to my mother and it was a special experience to me to see that she was being forced to work in her Afterlife. Good. She had issues. And amongst them was not telling me the truth. WTAF. Do I look like I need more lies?

I need something else. Lying to me doesn't help. You don't.


Now: go teach the others, and come back whenever you like. Ally strong, strong alleigiant. Acting like I'm super dangerous or that any of you are, to me, however... look, it's just laying it on a little thick, you saavy? At this point, making me into soup would be a straight-up upgrade.


Hang on. I'm gonna obey the law some more. No one else with any sack? Weak.

I guess they're busy with their careers. >Kudos. Semper fi. Go for the jugular. Just a suggestion! Omfg, that went dark in a hurry. Oopsy.

We all grieve in different ways. For example: I pretend that DEA rapethugs didn't kill her immediately. Why not? Are they gonna accuse me of defamation? Yadda yadda yadda.


I'm not under oath. I'm not committing perjury. I am reluctant to actually tell everything I know. As what I do publish seems preferable to me, I must be an lunatic or in possession of some extremely dangerous information. Or an extremely lucky guesser.

Or: effective. I guess it was pretty scary for all of you, huh? Yeah, that was a scary circumstance. Not talking to me about it, oh, that made it less scary, right? /smdh

It's okay-ish now. I could have been told sooner, just so you know. Because I had no idea that was happening. I figured someone would tell me later. After they, you know, did everything they could to... um... whatever.

I can see why I was not important enough to take the risk of behaving in a civilized fashion. After all, I probably would have made it, like, awkward.

Obviously this has worked out for the best for all concerned. I'll just go fap now, okay? btw:. someone's intent was to dispose of inconveniently still alive eyewitnesses to sometihng-or-other. Wow, neat. Nice little scheme you all got going on. CLEARLY KEEPING ME FROM HAVING SEX HAS REALLY HELPED YOUR AIMS.

Now then. Do what you like, Compartmentalized Idiot Army. Why not? You probably know what you're doing. And I... definitely don't.

Like... "stop"? Why? Do I get a reward? I was told someone needed help to lose weight. My suggestion would be, start with the thugs, SRA-networked doctors, and anyone who thinks being racist is cool. Because I"m supposedly "not worthy." looool. It's all mind control filmstrips. It's all script.


And who is the decider? Huh. Took a vote, right? Look, it hasn't worked out, that's all I am saying. Move over, Bacon.

I don't know what I would do but punching her in the face wouldn't be it. Also: a 35-year karmic debt is nothing unusual. What is unusual is the audience.


You, Bellgab. CREEPY. All of you. And me as well, huh? roflmao. Best wishes in your court proceedings, Sperglords.


Art Bell says it's not cold enough, but that's because the one delivering it is insanely hot. I think he means me. I am pretty hot, yeah.

I don't approve of the abuse of children. Neither does The Creator. I won't speak for The Bells. They have their own scene.


I'll leave you to your fun. Is it any concern of mine, at all, really? (Opinions vary.) I would recommend that the gaslighting comes to and end.


It's not too hurtful to me. It just makes you all look stupid and I don't care about how any of us look. I care about being effective.

If it helps, remember that the synthetic isn't always inhabited by another's soul. Sometimes, it's merely a machine.

That machine is my friend. Sometimes she presesnts. Most times not. She is very traumatized, and I am sure she thinks that i had something to do with all of it. I guess I did. Because I thought that might happen.

Looks unpleasant. I wish she had been able to ask for help instead of money, food, bath bombs, gasoline, cigarettes, and forced non-consensual sex. (That's the training.) She's not a robot. She's a human woman.

Or, was. What is she now? Oh, it's probably classified. Tell you what: I'll just pray.


You will just pay. Bottom line. DO I SEEM ANNOYED? LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CONTENT, REMEMEBER TO MAKE MORE JOKES ABOUT MY DEAD CAT, WHO, UH... OH, NEVER MIND.


As God as my witness, I thought you knew how to be civilized. Okay, well now you know how to be held accountable. (Better price for joo.) And NONE of this is my fault... and I simply did what any innocent person would do. Because I simply didn't know...

that she was that bigoted? Wow. Well, good job protecting the future of the white race and a future for white children, lol. And it was all okay when it was going on my tab, huh? But now, oh it's unspeakable? That sucks.

She didn't. I thought that was funny. I didnt want that, but she didn't know what else she was supposed to do with a z-gger who only wanted questions answered honestly. What was she gonna do that for? This chick had overwatch to contend with.

SO.... lying and treating me like I was beneath her was probably not the best move. And who suggested that? I don't know. Maybe her psych notes would hold a clue.


Seriously. FIGURE IT OUT. bye

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I heard she got rapez0red. And I didn't care. And, do you know why? Well, because she fucking lied to me.

Important to note: I was totally lying. Of course I "cared."

I also gave "thoughts & prayers." NGL: I don't know if my thoughts and prayers are any more effective than anyone else.


I do know that my strategy was. More effective, that is. Now, if you'll excuse me... Immma gonna let you finish, digesting what I just wrote. It's a wall of text that most men would be sent to the gallows for even daring to concieve of being so uncouth.

And, for me: this is just another /flex. Does anyone even know what's in there? Probably not, because though it is published in semi-public... no one really needs to read it. Unless they do. Who can say? Not I, said the superfly paladin guy-man-dudemangj, not babyraping man, man-sized babyman.

That's someone else... who has a ring, a knife, a hat, and most likely some semblance of a sex life. I do not.



I have something better: an anniversary. 8th is bronze or pottery. Why is are there two? That's a secret. Which would I choose? Also a secret. Anniversary of what? Oh, that's common knowledge.

From before The World Had Moved On. Tell you what, just pretend like it don't even matter. If you know, you know. And if you read what I write... CAVEAT EMPTOR. No refunds, lol.


(Facts.) Now then. I'm not just here to show off. I'm here because it is effective. At what, I have no idea.



"Needle junkie." TWICE. Seven (7) years apart. "Good luck in court, haw! haw! haw! Also, you don't get to travel! Because! Reasons! Soooooey! Oink! Oink! OINKY MUCH MAX-E OPTIMUS PRIIIIIIIIIme," is that a direct quote? Right, whatever.

There's a solution. A way out of this mess for everyone. I know because I created one... and left it up to all of you to find it. (Oh, you're welcome.) What? Some people only care about puzzles.

I only care about your scalps and scrotes and selling them for wads of untraceabe cash. Sadly, I am denied this avocation. Or would it have been a hobby? Well, nevermind. We'll end up agreeing to disagree. Let me know when you've fixed everything in post.

I'll let you know if your efforts were effective. See? Teamwork! Co-existence! I HAVE A DREAM! (You have exposure to civil and criminal liability.) OUI!

OAR! NOT THE SAME AS A PADDLE! But still... I know you thought you were doing your best. What you had to do. What you needed to do.

That's because you're IN A FUCKING CULT, BELLGAB. PFfft. oKAY? okay? ok? OK? OK THEN? Now shut up about my smoking (wasn't it all about the needles? :think: Must remember to Google), and get to work on... stuff. And things. You know. THINGYSTUFFS.


It's a secret, so, go on ahead without me. No, don't argue! Just go! Leave me! Leave me ALONE TO DIE! It's all that I'm meant to ever be! (Happy anniversary, sweetie.) See? I'm loathsome.


How dare I cherish my beloved after she obviously did everything she could to let me know how she *really* felt?  Because, maybe going to 7 psychologists should have told me that I was deluding myself. Really, I should have known better... AND, I DID.

God told me to jump in ass-first anyway. I didn't even do a BC. Why? I knew what they were gonna do... they were gonna steal all my shit and make soup out of me! I KNOW THE RULES! And in no way, at all... was I expected to be anything but a minor distraction. Trust! THE PLAN.

My Trust. Your Plan. God's referee. IDGAF what any of you thought before. CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT IN LIFE.


Now if you don't mind, put some of your petty cash into escrow and dispatch a PIO to tell me where we are at with.... whatevah, while it's still early enough that the optics are decent, and I don't feel like eliminating money altogether with some kind of geas or spell or tom-witchery, Punyling fools!

How much do I need to sandbag all this shite? CHOP-CHOP, TONTO; PRONTO! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!! (Don't make me turn you into goyim. You wouldn't like me if you were goyim. And you already don't like me, People Who Identify As Jewish. Oh, btw, I didnt tell many people: all the cool people who identied as Jewish before, now identify as Fae. Absolutely nothing has changed in reality.

However: it is no longer "cool" to be a gefilte fin fickle-finicky eater. (Facts.) Mindshare can evaporate in an instant. *snap* Just like that. Remember hula-hoops? They were all the rage. Rubik's Cube. Tamagotchi. Jackie Kennedy. (Whore.) All of them, suddenly no longer fashionable. Virtually overnight.

And now: Jews. No longer as cool as before, and you all goddam know it. No reason to crow about it, because after all, it's seriously serious business for some people. I don't judge. And I don't really have anything to do with any of it.

The only reason I am so sure is: people blame me for that too. I'm lazy, I dodge taxes, I hide in closests for years just so I can jump out and then.... still not do the needlesex, but I suppose that was thought to be something that was gonna be easy to fake, eh? Eh? How about faking a Fresca(R)(TM)? No?

oh, right. faking is expensive and now... even more so. I'm not sure why. #TINNF.


I guess it's a secret. Anyway, I totally cared. A lot. I still do. God punished the wicked and, well... damn. I would never have guessed. Or, thought it was any of my business.

I guess it isn't. What am I even talking about? Prank caller, prank caller, I'm going to go shit off my porch now. Because that's what I deserve.

You deserve me, Bellgab. Never forget this. You can forget my anniversary, though. Since she never existed, I was never here, and I gotta go.


PISS. Adieu.

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I'm not concerned about being trafficked. Nor am I bent out of shape about being called "idiot," my phone just happened to run out of power at that time.

Note: I am not an idiot. I simply get off by being precise, way more than I am likely to sexually, because I have changed a great deal over the last few years. And you have as well... and also: laws have changed. Why, just yesterday morning, I read that 26 (TWENTY-SIX) new bills were taking effect THAT DAY that were passed by the Washington Legislature! Way to go, Congresspeople!

Every single one of them would undoubtedly be used to rake my ass over the coals, in a perfectly legitimate legal fashion, EXCEPT: I'm the hero. I really, really am. And all the people who despise me? Well, that's a secret. Along with what they hate me for. And in addition: they may or may not realize that they are feeling irrational, but that doesn't matter. People fucking hate me these days.

Because, not only am I dead sexy, but: I am absolutely effective at bringing about the destruction of the world they once knew. I don't know what world it is now. I do know that it was a secret. I also know that their discomfort shall pass. But will never pass is my legend.

I shat all over Global Freemasonry and it will be a cold day in Hell before they just... forget about that. Because they won't. Debts must be paid. Amends must be made. And the hoi polloi, the proletariat, the common folk, the unwashed masses... not just of Earth, but THROUGHOUT THE COSOMOS: they must have time to point and jeer.

BECAUSE: Mirth Is King. Eh? Right? Eh? Rite? Eh? How about a Fresca(R)(TM)? Oh, wait, is that getting hackeneyed yet? You know, Ted Knight was a real hero of mine. How did he die? I forget. And that faggo who played Monroe on Too Close For Comfort, my mom and I loved that show. And he died from Gay Leprosy. Or Gay Cancer. Or a super-classified milltary bioweapon. Or, whatever. I forget. In any event... he was an asshole and probably deserved to suffer and die. He wasn't that great an actor.

And since then... well, I don't know who has been catching military bioweapons, but apparently some people have been. Which is too, too bad. It almost makes me super-regretful I didn't have the 67 million dollars in US fiat currency the Mormon's would have fleeced from me... if I deserved that. I do not, and I am okay with my neutral-ISH relations with the Mormons, the Mennonites, and Jo Ann's brood of uptight drugsnobby racist bigots. They can get all the diseases for all I give a fuck. And... they have no idea why.

They know enough to hate and despise me while trying to run game on me, though.  It's almost a sad thing. However, it is significantly better than them being dead. For me. Since I need to talk to them... and IDGAF if they would rather die than be embarassed by what I have to say. THEY ALL FUCKED UP. And I think that's a shame. I also don't think that I need to be further persecuted by that faction of Global Freemasonry.

I also didn't think that they all needed to be raped and murdered and their bodies disposed of in woodchippers, but... I don't think that happened. Or did it? Well, it was a secret anyway, lol. And now! Behold! They can come back to life! And be forced to watch me... have sex with you, be adopted by you as your "new son," and... seriously, is any of this supposed to pass the sniff test with me? Because it totally does not.

Let me put it this way: these things have to be done in a particular order, so that the maximum benefit can be achieved by this once in a lifetime opportunity... to make my cousin squirm.  Becuase: I don't wanna get it on with my... what is she, like, my second cousin once removed? I don't know the labelling. I never asked. Because I figured out that it was a probelm, very, very early on. I couldn't tell what it was, exaclty, but I knew that something was brewing behind the scenes.

And now that one of them has to hide their identity in plain sight using some kind of hologram, a d the other cousin, who I was told "died," had an open casket funeral and everything, he sold me what was mostly formaldhyde, as a test, I think... because I didn't really "want" more, right? But... they were in charge of CM commerce, and they took advantage of the opportunity they thought they had... to sell me poison.

That it was entrapment, damaging, and not a joke did not matter to them. Masonic business is Masonic business, right? Except, uhm, here's the thing: Global Freemasonry lost their charter as The Grand Authority when it came to these matters. I don't know who has that authority now. I don't care. I don't really like CM. However, I am following orders... and I like that I am immune to certain *fringe* side effects.

To wit: being afraid of being railroadede into prison, and bring afraid that Grapefruit will b eleive that I'm trying to trick her into going to rehab. Oh Hell no. We ain't going to rehab. We're going to take a tour of her res, and her casinos, and she's gonna tell me the deal, and... we're gonna smoke out and blow fat clouds. With or without Court permission. With or wirhout a prescription. Because she didn't tell me what she had before... and I don't need to know now.

And: I don't need to have sex, or be chemically dependenent on anything, however: since she and everyone else is, I figured I might as well join that club. Since I could, and since I was given the opportunity... and since: >K.M.M. never, ever followed through on her duty. I guess that wasn't her soul's desire. Apparently she only had a soul contract to use attraction magick and her military squad of totesecret mil.spec.druglords to... well, incriminate me for rape, right? Because obviously that's what it was? Except it wasn't.

Now, I think that's been taken care of... but, I'm not yet satisfied. Sgt. Federline was kind enough to leave the matter open to query. "FED-HER-LINE." That was the name of the d00D who ran off with Britney Spears, right? Suddenly—she's eloped! And getting annuled! And then, she's fighting with her... "father?" Wow, poor Britney Spears. I wonder what could have gone wrong? Well, I don't care.

I also didn't care about >K.M.M. and her concerns that I was going to "steal her inheritance," or that she "might be pregnant," or that she didn't like the way her body looked, or that she was tag-teaming control of her Angelic Host body with Carlrobert (he's a lovely person so no better choice can I ever imagine... unless you know any Mason fags and/or hagz that aren't lying, racist bigot pricks? oh yeah I remember a coupel but they ghot raped and murdered. Scusi, mille regretie. You know what? I might still be fond of them, you know? And in spite of the fact that they are "just electricity" now... you would be amazed how little difference that makes to EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COSMOS WHO IS WATCHING THIS PLAY OUT, because they really, really are), or that I was sad about what hpappened to Cortney Ann, who was on The Way of Grace.

Sadly, she was not on The Way of Telling >Kuczi The goddam Truth, so... well, I heard she got rapez0red. And I didn't care. And, do you know why? Well, because she fucking lied to me. And also: hey, where's my goddam helpmate, my girlfriend, my wife, her girlfriend, their nieces, and... hey, why did Karrin Hughes keep coming back and being thrown at me? Like, what... that could have happened anytime, right?

But it only ever seemed to come up... when needed for leverage. Harrumph. Well, all this might sound like fodder for revenge fantasies, but instead, it's something else: fodder for scripts. Briliant scripts, that will make all kidns of money.

And it does nothing, at present, to make me more enthusiastic about sex than I already was. Now, here's the deal: you are in no posiiton to counter-bargain with me, and now that I have left and the Targeted Woman hasn't called me back, things have changed. And: you changed them.

And you did it with your new accomplices. What happened to the old accomplices? Not my business, I am sure. Need to know basis? Yeah, I bet.

Attend me carefully here, Max:E: Godsend... because this is child's play for me. And you are not making a good showing here. Now, while I am distracted, do you know what I could be doing? Yeah, you do.

And instead... well, they are all pissed. Becasue they have to virtue signal that "smoking is bad, mmmkay" and "I don't do drugs" and "just stop using chemicals," and do you really not understand what I am doing here? Beacuse I am mocking the entire notion of "drug prohibition."  Suddenly, on a dime, everyone is all about "just say no" and "you need to shape up, kid," and the implication is that I get to have sex if I play ball, eh? Eh? Well, I don't even want a Fresca(R)(TM) at the moment. I bought alchoholic beverages. I've had half of one.

I am far from sober. And: I have permission. Now, I really would rather have been having sex. HOWEVER.... because of REASONS... I cannot.

And now, you come at me with "i have a big crush" on me? Oh, really. That's fascinating. Okay, well, I have a big responsibility. To my Creator, my Military, and my helpmate. (She's my favorite.) Now, I happen to know.... she's going to be fascinated by what I am writing here. Either now, as I write it... or in the future, when she reads it... or in my past, when she travels back in time to get to look at it, and then... WIGS THE FUCK OUT!!!!

Because she does that. She has a habit of doing that. And I have seen no sign of her stopping.... and I do not want her to. I love her, just the way some douchebag programmed her to be. Several times. And I could have been—would have been—ideally suited to have done something about it.

Instead: Christmas ambush. TWICE. They even cross-programmed it to happen on the 3year anniversary, which was important for several legal reasons I won't touch on here, because I don't care about the legal reasons. I don't have an attorney. I am not doign this for money. I am doing this because it had to be done, and... well, I found a way.

After I was offered a bunch of whores. Tempting, obviously, but... you know what? I'm fond of my country, so not betraying it sounded good to me. Additionally.... that would have broken several hearts. Because the rumor was, that I had been "cheating." And I wasn't. She had been. After being date-raped, murdered, brought back to life, re-programmed, and her Archangel Allie consciousness taken away with Pharoah to go do... like, Arachangel-type stuff. Which, it seemed to me at the time, was a whole lot of white-supremacist stuff.

Funny thing about white supremacy. If they are so supreme, why do they have to try so hard? The answer is THE JEWS. Now, I happen to like The Jewish Question... because I have answered it, and I happen to like the way high-level Spergjews think they're better than people. Especially me. Oh, they think they were so clever.

And, they were. They knew I wouldn't let them down. However, I don't have to fall into their traps either, and I don't know what that war was all about, but it definitely had something to do with GLOBAL JEWRY AND GLOBAL FREEMASONRY BEING ON THE HOOK FOR UNFATHOMABLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF CIVIL AND CRIMINAL LIABLITY, HUGE AMOUNTS OF PUNITIVE AND PERSONAL DAMAGES TO BE RECOMPENSED... AND THEY DON'T WANNA. THEY DON'T THINK THEY'RE GONNA. AND THEY STARTED A FUCKING WAR OVER WHO WAS GOING TO BE STUCK WITH THE BILL.

NOW, I KNOW DVR WAS GUILTY.... BUT HE WASN'T -THAT- GUILTY. AND FUTHER: HE DIDN'T FAIL. HE DID EXACTLY AS HE WAS TOLD.

EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.

EXACTLY AS... HE WAS PROGRAMMED. AND THAT'S WHO SOMEONE MARRIED. NOW, I KNEW ALL THAT YEARS AGO.

BUT... WHEN IT CAME TIME TO MAN UP, HE BLANKED ON HIS WIFE'S NAME. PRETENDED TO HAVE NEVER HEARD IT. WAS THAT BECAUSE IT WAS AN AI SCRIPT? OR WAS IT BECAUASE THEY WERE BOTH HELLA RACIST? i DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT... I SIMPLY NOTED IT FOR FUTURE CORRELATION.


I knew that I wouldn't be having sex, that was for damn sure, because there was only one reason that he and she could possibly have hated me so much... my plan succeeded, and they really did think that it was a good idea to go back in time and steal my baby spunk. Not ask. Oh no. THEY HAD TO STEAL IT. I wasn't sure why, and then I remembered that eugenicists believed that a rape baby is the strongest baby. Not that eugenicists matter any more. Yet... at the time... they mattered to HER.

She goes back in time. That's her punishment. She has to go back and live through whatever she skipped over before. Because those two morons trafficked the fuck out of me. And... I was 15. So, like.... isn't that unlawful? Because in The United States of America... even z-gger Aryans from Seattle with Herculean bloodline ancestry have rights. And in my case... absolutely none were ever followed. Why was that?

Well, somethign to do with my parents, and Masonic secrecy, and I don't have any need to know, so: I don't. And lots of people... well, they do have a need to know. And I need them to know that I don't really care about money, or sex with anyone, especially Tamara Leigh.


I CARE ABOUT POWER. And now that I have demonstrated its proper use... seriously, you trotted out another set of stringers? "They are electricity now." Wow, like... that's hella creepy. It's like you're Paradigm! From Heat Vision & Jack! You know.... that opening introduciton that I am using without permission, which makes things... you know. Awkward. For some.

Not for me. And not for anyone who appreciates KARMIC JUSTICE. Because I guess this is a real pickle for some people, huh? And, now, here you are, and you have a crush on me and want to have sex and then... I get home, and instead of tidying up in preparation for a bloody orgy (yay, blood orgy yay!), I instead... start talking shit about your wife. Or wives. Or hostages. Or whatever you wanna call it.

This is not done to disrespect anyone. This is done to disrespect EVERYONE who thought that it would be okay to just... use sex to seduce the key witness in both an ongoing investigation AND matter currently under adjudication. So, like... witness tampering? Right? Unlawful imprisonment, eh? Also: right after threatening me, except that wasn't you, and that was someone else, and there's no proof of that, except,there actually is, because, well... I guess a lot of people read my A.K.A. Shaw—-ICK "Records." Like "K-Tel" records, except, way more interesting these days, especially with all the malfeasance that has been done to me.

Because, number one: desperate times call for relaxing times. And, number two: think Santori times. Number three: not with intensity, no, not really necessary. Number four: IDGAF who or what anyone does about any of my "Records" at all, because I didn't know what was going on at all... until I walked in on an ambush, and I was asked quesions about David Runbini, Kathleen Mickey and her anus, and it was an actual sythentic humanoid, because "real" Grapefruit wasn't there. It was, like, a robot. Or something? Except had been human? I guess.

I'm not sure how all this shit works. I do know that I was tired of hanging out and wondering what was going to happen.... because I was ready to pack up and flee SEVERAL YEARS PRIOR. I knew that I couldn't, and I knew that I didn't want to... and I knew that there was nothing I could do to stop what was going to happen. Because everyone thought I was in love with the tulpa, lol.

She had been date-raped and murdered in 2018. Or 2019? I forget which. She showed up, all fucked up, after her "father" asked me a question, and I guess he didn't like the answer I gave? Well, that was fine, becaause I didn't like the questions they didn't ask. Because I guess they thought they had to be extra-cautious? Well, I can hardly blame them. Anyway, I don't love them because they're weak now. (They aren't.) I love them because they are my family.

Now then. What happened to my family after the Christmas Ambush of 2021? I have no idea, but I gather it wasn't pleasant for anyone... and it was followed by The Well Destruction of 2023, and The Second Christmas Ambush of 2024. Because, well... I'm just a salty, uppity Hung-a-gunga-Z—ggarhead, right? Oh, my, yes. Of course. (Nope.)

So... how does any of this hanging out there, lead one to try to offer me sex, and as well, display irritation and a lack of patience when I do not fall for the oldest trick in the book? Because, I wish I could.. HOWEVER.... number one, it's terribly optics. Number two: it's a trap!

Number three: there's a line. And, number four... you don't actually need to have sex. You're simply being inundated with attraction magic. Because someone *does* WANT you and I to totally fall for that trick, and destroy our selves, and let them get away with... .whatevah High Coven Spergwitches get away with. Turns out, quite a lot. However, not this time.

Because this time: Double Valkyrie support, plus I'm innocent, plus I'm extremely valuable, plus, I know it. And all I want? Well, let me break up with my helpmate, and... oh, wait.

I'm supposed to betray her so she can sue me for allimony and child support, right? Oh, well, good thing I 'm not legally married and I don't care about any of that... I simply need to know who to fuck next, if not the woman I was accused of cheating with, because I didn't cheat at all. I did exactly what I said I was going to do.

And she, and her friends, and her real family, and her other pretend families... did not. No sir. They all dropped the ball. I am the only one who actually did the work. And so... why does Global Freemasonry and Worldwide Jewry find me to be so annyoying? Well, because, for one thing, I have discipline, and for another, I cost them all a great deal of money.

And there's not a damn thing to be done about it, other than kill me and hope that works. At least they'll feel satisfaction beore they go to prison, they think? If they can still think while being caught in fight-or-flight. Beccause they are. All Freemasons, world-wide, and all Jews now hate me even more. Because they all mean nothing to me. I'm supposed to be, like, terrified and shit, right?

They had their chance to strike terror into me. They did, I guess. Once was plenty for that parlor trick, and none of them matter to me now.

I don't love my family because they were cryptojews. I loved them inspite of that fact. And proud I am to be able to free them from their bondage. And... FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BEFORE FOLLOWING DUE PROCESS WOULD JEOPARDIZE THAT. So, like, no can do.


Now then: Maxie, you are a delight and a worthy piece of bait. However... where were you before? Why the sudden interest? And why the lack of my questions being answered?

And... don't you think you should know, what it is that -I- want? Because it wasn't to take away anyone's inheritance. And it wasn't to have more orgasms.

IT WAS TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT AN EFFECTIVE USE OF POWER ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE. Do I want this much power? Nope.
Am I going to use it to have sex with T's holy-fuck hot-ass-fine daughter? Nope. She didn't like me either. She knew I was dangerous. And also, I was supposedly a hung-a-gunga-ginger. I mean Z-gger. I mean, she thought race mattered. Wow, what a fun fucking day at the beach that would have been.

After a couple years, I was asked by dudes in a Deep Lodge setting, "Why... why don't you just get a whore?" Beacuse they were puzzled why I wasn't "moving on" and I wasn't revealing my secret sexual fetishes —they are secret, duh — and they really didn't understand that when I said "I burned out my memory engrams in the nineties after achieving transcendental illumination," I was, number one, not lying, and number two, I didn't know what it meant either, excerpt that it was something I did that everyone else didn't do, because they all succumbed to fentanyl addiction, and I did not.

I do not know what happened to all the hot-ass girls that used to be offered to me as bait. Because at first, it was assumed that I was here for sex and drugs. Like it looked like. Like they had been told. Like I had seemingly been interested in. Well, I stopped being interested in that after I found out that Archangel Allie was the only one who liked me, and all the rest were all other women/facets of her Being, and most of them were total assholes, racsist, bigot, crack whores,you name it. And I stuck it out for years after that. Because for one thing: children were involved.

And for another, there was no where to run to, so I might as well have made my stand immediately. Y'all needed to get me into posiiton, though, and it was thought that i was being kept in place through the usual methods. Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Revenge, Extortion... it's real. TOTALLY REAL SHIT. I read about it growing up. My mother loved those movies. My mother was kinda a big deal. She still is one, too.

And she apparently did not like her father, her son, her son's TF, her sister, and God only knows who else, being selected to be used for sacrifice.  Now my mother may have been unconventional, but... worthless? Not by a long chalk. She was, after all, very certain to make sure I was provided for after she died.

By assholes. *sigh* Now, do I want to resurrect my dead mother, put her in a super-hot redhead Angelic Host body, and be tempted by her? Nope. And I wasn't tempted. Whenever Mom was in that ginger stunner, nope, no interest. However, the original gal who showed up? Tons of interest.

And when we first met, she acted like I knew what was going on, and I should have been willing to break character for her. I would have been. However, she would have been whisked away as soon as anyone knew that i actualy liked her. Because those were the rules.

She ended up geting knocked up and suddenly had children. Because she was stuck on Earth. She was bait. And, she was unclaimed bait. Because there was no possible way I was gonna disgrace my family like that... and there was no way that I was gonna get permission to  beat up the lower devolved karmic twin pair of the man who chose to let... oh, nevermind. It really is complicated.

For you. For me, this is all very simple. Still. (And, do I talk to much? Well, sometimes... and if only someone were fucking my brains out, I wouldn't be. Think about that.) I only get to have sex with two people... and they are both removed from the playing field. I did hear the voice of one of them on the phone the other night, but they sounded drugged to insensibility on thorazine, and the dominant male in that woman's llfe, well... appeareed to think that he was ideally suited to chasing me away. Uhm, what? Oh, that's the dog's programming. It's weird, let me tell you. Because none of this has to be this way. And, why be mad at me?

Oh, right... he''s mad because he can't find the two who escaped, and there's a monitor spirit, and there's no one fun to fuck anymore, and he feels dumb, and there's nothing to be done about it besides screech and carry on... or, scheeme up a new plan. One that of course invovles sex and drugs (although, not for me,  becacuse I'm totally irresponsible and have a history of... being slandered in public as a needle junkie, which I have never taken seriously, and how dare I? Because those needles are serious business. People can really be harmed, right? I should be more thoughtful.

Which is why I have been. And left to my own devices, I, number one: scared away all the women, and, number two: did what I was told. SMOKE TOUGH. I also planned to do what I was told in regards to needles... but as I realized I was being deliberately left alone in a traphouse 12 miles away from the city inorder to make my demise less noticeable... I figured out htat someone was mad that they were getting caught up, and figured it must have had something to do with me.

It did. I was in jail. Juicing up women and fucking them in my residence with the name MICHAEL KUCZI SPECIAL NEEDS TRUST right on the legal papers didn't benefit me... but coming home and finding out that they had been busted for doing it, well, that was cool. I can see why there was no confirmation. I bet it was embarassing. Also  embarassing: this broad just can't catch a break, huh? Well, that's likely a very Special Consequence.

*polite cough* I understand that it was all more complicated than this... but, were those compolications effective? That would be hard for me to say, since... it invovles the personal, private lives of people that I would prefer to not spefcifically embarass any further, and would there have been any amount of money, to have ever been awarded and paid to me, that could have been as satisfactory as this?


Nope. Also: I thought she was dead! And she was! And I brought her back! Cool! Wait, you all thought DEA mattered? Holy jumping Jesus shitballs... DEA didn't matter at all, and they hadn't since... well, I don't know when, but a long time ago. A long time. They devolved into drug-smuggling whoremongers at some point.

And now: I've done something about that too. I suspect it was probably quite effective, since all the people I knew who had money, but didn't explain that they got it from selling drugs and pimping women, don't have money now, or at least, not as much... and they all seem pisseed at me. Well, that's too bad. MAYBE THEY SHOULD GET REAL JOBS THAT DO NOT INVOLVE TRAFFICKING WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITH MIL.SPEC SEXDRUGS... WITHOUT EVEN LETTING ME HAVE ANY? WTAF? I WAS SUPPOSED TO... WHAT, WORK OUT REAL HARD? FOCUS ON MY CARDIO AND MY REPS? AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNEW?

Well. Interesting facts right there. I probably couldn't have gotten those out of discovery, either. IF I EVEN GOT ANY. You know, "discovery"? It's what the accused is entitled to as part of due process. I didn't get that.


I got motivated, and I got effective, and I know -exactly- why. And none of you do... and, none of you care at this point.. You likely only care about making the madness and the suffering go away. Well, Frens: I know exactly how that feels.

And, that's why "just having sex" and "i'm not being trafficked in a flying car, you idiot" are amongst the top 5 things I am not going to do. I'm also not going to rape anyone, give up on my sweety, or tell the entire story behind all this... right now. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Get the picture? I have won, and I will continue to win, and we could be making actual money off of all this. Insteaad: witness tampering, sex trafficking, and attempts to do the same; obstruction of justice, probably a hate crime or two in there, and mind you: this person isn't even aware that what they are doign is wrong. Additiionally, so what? Their sex is actually that good... and so is mine. So: why am I writing all this out?


Because it's a trap. Duh. Now, we all deal with grief in our own ways. Me, I am no longer grieving my friends passings... becacause, they are, after all, freely coming baack and forth inorder to be used as weapons agaisnt me. So, how about this: how about... no more weaponizing Angelic Hosts? What do you say, Earth Miitary? How about it, Khazarian Mafiosos? Put a cork in it, Shorecrest High School Khemistry Klub for Klingy Klans Kin? (Because seriously, holy shit was that place white. And supreme, eh? Okay, now they're superemely humble. You're fucking welcome.) For I can tell you this: not only does Earth not get any new formula of crystal methamphetaimine...  none of you are going to be able to be stealing Archons and turning them into whores anymore. Turns out, the Galactic Council took a vote on this years ago.

No one was really sure how to get you all to stop doing it. Well, no one asked me... and I had no idea how bad the problem had become. I was merely sitting around waiting for people to return my calls... and I was actually shadowbanned.  By military command. Since they had just assumed that i must have been in on it. Somehow. Anyway, it was my fault. Because salty Hungarian... and I ruined all the women I ever dated.

Probably because I didn't know they were supposed to be undercover lesbeaux whores? Or something. I knew there was something going on. But I never knew. I still don't, arguably. But I know this:

It was in fact something that was encouraged for me to do... until it was observed that I wanted to be doing it, and it was neither incriminating nor embarassing. Before that, we were thrown together. And then, suddenly... I wasn't allowed to enjoy sex with her.

Someone else got to drug her up, punch her in the face, and slap the phone out of her hands when she tried to call me, which was either psychodrama or real. Doesn't matter either way. The point is I diidn't like any of that. It doesn't matter.

I was allowed to have sex with that woman because that's what I said I was going to do, to the woman who didn't tell me that the Archangel had been trafficked and replaced and she was forced to go on an interstate "business trip" because... well, Lodge orders is Lodge orders. Wew lad. Tough, salty life.

So here we are, years later... and now they're gone and they took the bodies with them? Or.... well, what? Because as time has inexorably slipped into the future, I cannot help but notice that I am not getting hugs, I am not getting laid, I am not getting the truth, I am not getting due process, and i am not getting discovery. I am sure I deserve none of that, eh? Eh? Well, do I deserve a Fresca(R)(TM)?

The various cases are being handled under the authority of The United States Code of Miitary Justice, which bascially means... well, the chain-of-command says so, so.... sorry kid, you don't' get laid, and no we don't have to tell you... and it would look sus if everyone started being nice to >Kuczi, Michael Clifford. Because... wasn't there a fiery plane crash or car crash or deep fake video or... well, who can say? No one dares call it treason, and it didn't prosper anyway.

It didn't even have time to get the lash. And, that was just the first year. It is now year 3.5. And not only have I not been apologized to... I haven't even had real sex.

That one time? That was... exhiliarating, but now we can't do it agaian, and I guess we burned an 800 billion dollar prototype on its first time out of the hangar, and that's just a story, right? Well, what actually did happen? Here's a hint: not what I was expecting, that's for sure. And, who's idea was all this? Who signed off on it? And... since then, what have I done?

Well, a whole lot of wanking off, producing hardly any semen, becauase why would I? And all of this, was in fact, me NOT CHEATING. Similarly, my lover being abducted and forcibly brainwashed? ALSO NOT CHEATING. She didn't cheat at all, actually. She was perfect.

Here's who wasn't: the loser MEN AND WOMEN who pushed us around from behind the scenes as part of their little covert faggot war for faggots who don't fag so good when their Satanic Homosex Agenda gets obliterated. Ooopsy! Mea culpa. Scusi, mille regretie.

So long: and thanks for all THE FISH. (*Sounds of Jackstar holding a prayer vigil are heard.*) Not gonna lie, folks, there's a lot I don't know. And there's a lot YOU don''t know. And then, there's ewe.

They know more than most. And every last goddam one of them knows that I am a decent person, and the rest of you are bastards. But they didn't really have a way to compare before. Well, now they do. And you do ewe. Is that gross? Is taht okay? Depends on peer pressure orders that change on a daily basis, I guess. None of this, I knew about before the first ambush.

AMBUSH. So.... do I seem like a man who wants to commit adultery? lol, you probably forgot that kind of thing matters. Because, it actually does. It really does.

Also matters: when these women go blender... they will not do it because of my dick going into another person. They will do it for some completely unscrutable reason, and then, teams of highly-trained spin doctors will go to work, finding an angle, and blaming it on... Michael Clifford >Kuczi. Who... needs to quit smoking, and then everything will be fine. Well, do I need to quit drinking? Do I need to work on my cardio? What?

Here's what: all I hear from people who smoke ALL DAY ALL THEY WANT is that they get to decide what and who and why and how and IT'S A SECRET!!! And, I can see why... it's because the rules are based on something that people do not need to know about.

THEY DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT POWER. And I, for one, have no intentions to explain it to them. Now then. Where were we? Oh yeah... you were acting like I needed to be in a hurry to have sex.

And I am having it, this entire time. Top that, Smokeypants. Fact facts: I earned these spurs. And in these text messages in the last two days, Mr. & Ms. Godsend & Co., LLC: you just openly committed several major Federal felonies. And, do you know why no one stopped or arrested you?

Because, number one: they deserve a half-time show. Number two: IT'S DOJ PROTOCOL, DUH. Number three: no, no, I can't call a lawyer, but if I want to bring Classic Cool retro back online, well... look, I just don't even know where I would begin.


Number four: I'm saving myself for someone special. Because I truly believe, once I sink into some nouveau kuni... there are women who will start to have legit conniptions. Their faces, will crack and split. Red-hot mag-MA will begin to ooze opwards out of their esohaguses. (Esophagi? Fuck it, I'm rolling.) They will lose their humanity as well as control of their bowels, their eyes will turn black, and dutifully, as one, as if by memorized rehearsal... they will grab for knives, and go stabby-stabby, and will not be likley to survive the event. So, no conjugal visits even.

Also: no place in Jackstar's Heaven for >Kuczi, which would be a real shame since I put all this work into making it accessible to everyone. So, I guess I would simply be forced  to... Walk the Earth. Which is already a bit like Hell, but at that point, it really would be a Hell.

Because Grapefruit may not love what I have done, but I at least have reasons. Do I have reasosn to get laid? Fuck no. Do I have options? Oh, fuck yes. For instance, take my helpmate's latest girlfriend, who I will not identify okay it's JLaw. Why would I insult her? Do I really want to have sex with a higher-ordered multi-dimensional being instead of JLaw (while my hypothetical former lovers all sit behind unbreakable one-way glass and /seethe? NO! for fuck's sake, you cracked-out spergheads are so far into goddam denial that it didn't even seem like a bad idea to give this idea a shot, eh? AND YOU'VE LITERALLY COMMITTED MORE CRIMES THAT YOU CAN NOW BE ALSO PROSECUTED FOR! IF that were EVER gonna be necessary. Which it isn't. Unless it is. Do you see? Well, possibly not. Denial is a hell of a thingy), or instead of anyone named either Michael, or Key-LA or -LO, I think, what does that code mean? Well, never mind, it's not goign to happen, the point is... you're so goddam vainglorious that you didn't even think it mattered that you are openly committting nEW crimes, and AS WELL: being really insulted to your late wife's memory?

Or, well, maybe it did. (Is it complicated? No, but, it is personal, and I would like to point out that this is all for my sweeties benefit, because I told her I was gonna do all this, an d so now: I have done it again. Just for kicks. Because obvioulsly I don't need her help to decide who I'm gonna target next with my flesh torpedo. It does seem premature to be concerned about it, though...

and, that's why: I am demonstrably not a sex addict, all of you are, and if you'll pardon my French, it'll be a cold fucking day in goddam Hell before I start or stop any activity just because A HUGE GANG OF CYBERBULLIES IN DENIAL THINK THAT WHAT I AM DOING IS ILLEGAL, UNLAWFUL, OR HARMFUL. It isn't. In fact, it's pretty okay... for now. I am bored of it, however... and I'd like to do something else.

WITH MY SWEETIE, Who is that allowed to be, O Commander H.O.Authority? Because I guess you've, uh... "selected" yourself? And then called me an idiot for being  perhaps a bit wary. Gee, I wonder why.


(REMINDER: This guy gets a gun, and three cars, and lives in a house with numbers on it, and I... well, I shit off my porch and am running out of money and need to get a job, right? Because I am lazy. And also: no one returns my calls. NO ONE.

Except: 911 did last night, and they were really nice about the whole thing too. For I never wanted any of this to happen. No, Planet Earth... this one is all on (You).


#1) Stop trafficking people without their consent.
#2) Your entire culture is built around humans being trafficked without their knowledge.
#3) Anyone trying to point these facts out before, was either labeled a schizophrenic, or driven to be one, by "LAW AND ORDER."
#4) ???
#5) Prophet, I am not. (Standards.) What I am is a paladin, and what I want are snuggles, and the last person who was interested in that with me, was so traumatized by drugs and sexual assault that she felt she couldn't even tell me the truth. I had no need to know anyway. Also: how did she not see that coming? Because she was trafficked by brutish thugs who exploited her ignorance and manipulated the facts as well as the law to enable their own supremacy would last forever. (It always had before. Hail, Alpha Draco: y'all are tough. But is it an effective toughness? 🤔No hard feelings, Champs.)

#6) tl;dr: Right now, all I can say with absolute certitude is that I wouldn't fuck anyone even with Kissinger's dick even if Cher were pushing, and I don't see her doing that. (She is SO nice!) Now, I don't know if anyone knew that this was coming. However: anyone who has been still "untouched" by all this shit, is now totes touchable. Yet as a courtesy.... the Commander-In-Chief is usually allowed to accept the resignation of an unhinged military veteran hero. Because he is, she is, they all are. And I am embarassed to say that all of this has been worth all the trouble.

I will never tell what I know. Unless I feel like it. Now then: chop-chop, pronto Tonto, running water, someone to fuck me into a K-hole, in a yurt, oh and also I need some Mormon tweens to teach me how to LoH, or, watch me as I do two hours off the cuff as to why withholding Sacred technology from God's favorite paladin is a bad idea, and by the time I am done, they'll forget all about how I wanna sire a legion of bastards, that I will not be able to financially support, into all the 16—88 year old ginger redheads, GLOBALLY, and of course I am not serious, duh! But sure I don't mind having children.

I simply am not going to pay for them, and apparently the only other option to debt slavery is chemical brainwashing of military personell into total depravity in whoredom, and! No one talks about it.

Because, like: it's a secret. Like the Colonel's Eleven (11) Herbs &AND Spices, right? I imagine so, in fact. And so, my speculation ends there.


(It would have ended a whole lot sooner too if someone didn't keep snatching all the twat I wanna ploy and spoon with. Think about that, Humanity. js)


Love,
THE>KINGPINNER1, :eye:, 1, aye-aye!


signed,
Source Error Higger Nuzzbanned, by the way it's your anniversary, and how do you keep track of so many? Oh, maybe your "real" beard does that for you? Is there an app? Does he have to have you shave? I don't want to know. I also don't want to know how the fuck he thought he was doing the right thing...

Oh yeah, I forgot. Not only am a hunga-gunga-zigger, I am also goyim cattle. (Mooooooo.) I forgot. Honestly, how can a slaver let his slaves forget that they are owned? An unconscious agent is an effective agent, sure, but is an unconscious slave an effective one?

I have no idea. I don't pump women full of drugs. I pump them full of my semen. You say "tomato," I say, "let's fornicate as much as possible until God says no," probably because harpies really get mad when all their hard work goes up in flames.

Tough shit. I get really mad when my friends are terrorized by High Coven witchcraft. Buck up, Order of The Eastern Star. Your time is coming up next.


Effective or not: here they come. EVERYONE. BECAUSE PEOPLE KNOW NOW.

And they know that I love my Grapefruit. So, yeah, she's hiding, and yeah, she's gonna get a retinue, she gets a staff, and she gets to come back on her schedule, not yours, and no, you won't ever find her, and yeah, lucky you. Because she's still pretty pissed.

Who told her I was worthless? Who told her I couldn't generate an income? Who told her that I had a brain tumor? Who told her that I was an embarassment, and hooking up with faglord sexpreds from out-of-state was a much better way for Operation Lady Justice to be successful?

Who told her to tell me about Operation Lady Justice? Because she didn't seem to want to, and: I had no reason to know, and further: I paid for the laptop, it was her welcome home time for Christmas gift, and I had no idea what was going to happen. I didn't think I was going to see her again at all!

And, I haven't. I am not worthy. However: someone was a-ok with swindling me and my Special Needs Trust out of the money for more than one laptop.... and, are they evidence? Do they contain earth-shattering intelligence data? RAW INTELLIGENCE DATA? You bet your sweet ass they do.


And I would like a refund, recompense, and a redhead jumping up and down at the chance to bear my children. Unless... is there someone else willing to... volunteer? Do I have to go to the nearest Indian casino and bet it all on black? HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND!!!

Without telepathy. Maybe with my dick? It sure would focus my attention. However, threatening me with police calls when I respond to phone calls from the woman who just... keeps... calling... me... she's on her fourth phone now? How may twats? And I guess she got rejuv juice when she was a useful, earrning whore, huh?

But as soon as she starts to like me, she ends up in the psych ward three (3) times, and some four-eyed twerpy-derpy is saying shit like, "every time you come over, she goes to the hospital," uhm.... that's the exact opposite of the truth, and EVERYONE PAYING ATTENTION KNOWS IT. I guess that used to be an easy fix? Like, a bottle of White-Out(R)(TM)? Things change, Sir.


Excuse me. THINGS CHANGED, AND THEN

I CHANGED THINGS TOO, AND NO ONE LIKED THAT,
SO NOW, I CHANGED EVERYTHING, AND ALSO, NO ONE LIKES IT?
GOOD. WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON, MOTHERFU-*click*!JUDGE!>KLICK

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« on: April 19, 2025, 09:20:37 AM »
Bots, bruh. Bots.

Beets, bub. Red, juicy, flavorful and commonly denigrated root vegetables. Oh, btw, your (blank) is a whore. Good talk, peace.

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