Now that you've got AIDS

Cured it with prayer. What? It's a crowdpleaser.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I know what happened to your immunity to STD transmission.

Rank hath its privilege. Need to know basis. Maybe you should get a job that pays you with a functional immune system.

You miss a lot of things when you’re censorious, language policing communists suffering from groupthink.

The accountant working hard at breakfast watched me flee, but did not follow... and that is why everything in the experience of some *niche* few has been so uniformly... unpleasant.

You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

Ewe fuck with the equally-yoked double-0×°⟩⟨ team, and ewe get the honk-honk a-OOOOO-gah. Most of you have no idea what this means.


Warriors do, and if they did not, they just got caught up to speed. For I am not my brother’s keeper.

I am, however, keeping GrapefrūīT⁷⁷⅞⁸∆⁶9. Don't like it? Too bad.


In weeks to come, my former enemies will learn things that will make them wish they could die. They can't. LOCKED IN. NO WAY OUT.


YE WERE WARNED. I WARNED YE. WAS THAT MY JOB? MAYBE YOU SHOULD START GARNISHING MY WAGES



tl:dr; Embarrassment isn't going to kill you. You're simply going to rush you were dead... because I have arranged all this:

#1) to see my enemies driven before me;
#2) to hear the lamentation of their women;
#3) for I have crushed them all— y'all just haven't heard yet. (Embargoed.)



Mahalo. Aloha. Suck my dick? IDGAF. Whatever you've heard, times it by a million because you have NO idea.

🇭🇺👁️💎👁️⚖️

Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?!

Whatever Dot.

Make me.

🆔 him.

(Some of you will no doubt remember The Dragoniggerlord. This is his the story of terminus. It has ended for those such as He.

Be compassionate if possible because he has absolute no idea that this is an real... yet. If the fuzz catch him, they will actually try to hold him. Reminder: Dragoneggerlordbro is actual an ET from another planet and is a badass beyond bane or ability to compare. About my age, but remembers the whole thing.

If I see him again on the surface of my world I will kill him, call the police, and then bring him back and break his neck over and over until The National Guard persuades me they can handle basic security functions.

Sounds crazy? NAH, MANG. THIS WHAT RESULTS FROM ONE (1) RELAPSED NATIVE AMERICAN ALCOHOLIC. Sure, I like him. I might even miss him. Opportunities are now exhausted. So... Bye.)

OMFG you would NOT BELIEVE what i just found out! Max apex s

pooge! And since i grok that none of you are advantaged by being seen as friendly to me—I'm obviously really risky to have around, right? I might suddenly get “demon high” and start indiscriminately raping every vulnerable person in the room. Because I'm so sus. Don't i look creepy? Yeah, this is what we all heard.


Remember: BLOCK SHUN IGNORE!
IT'S GENIUS! Also I'm supposed to be condemned as a malingerer and a cad.

I really don't know how many of you actually exist, for one thing (DEA PIG FEDS CLONE AND STEAL ALL OUR COMMUNICATIONS—FUCK YOUR WAYS AND MEANS YOU PIMPING DRUGMONGERING HOORTHUGS—AND I HAVE BEEN LITERALLY ALONE TALKING TO ROBOTS IN A BOX EVERY SINCE CHRISTMAS... yes, I'm sure you thought i fell for it.

Listen to, Drug Czar Fascist Bitches: when i heard that woman lie to dispatch about me.... I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.





HELD IN THE MATRIX FOR YEARS WHILE SEX PREDATORS STALKED RAPED EVERY CUTE GIRL FRIEND I EVER HAD.

THIS IS WHAT THEY DO. DEA: MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING.

You're going to be hauled up to Capitol Hill and you're going to explain why you make money selling access to children for sex.


I am sure i will never see any of them again. Why would they think of anyone except the dude on drugs that let every rapist thug with Fed creds stalk and violate them. I can hardly line with myself as it is.

Because i knew exactly what was going to happen. And i am going to explain the whole goddam thing to anyone interested.

Annessa: So, like, did you and Tamarav bust each other right away, or did you get some scissors in first? I didn't know if you were both oinkera or what. Does it matter? I was already not invited. Then i get set up for the second dui. At age 19. Good idea. I didn't want sex anyway.

And wow did y'all sure decide i was deserving of sad times. Yeah well whatever. Like any of you actually knew a goddam thing about what happened.


Fast forward two decades, and, OMG! You're all addicted to Fent and Miss_Persinonury is facing charges? Wow. That's a little too ironic, don't you think?


None of you mention any of this and start running game on me after ignoring me for how long? Wow. Flock of Seagulls haunting me like buzzards... and i was gonna be your, what, Harvest Biscuit?

Tell you what: let's change cameras, and you change your perspective. You conspired to traffick me and deliberately ignored my questions and figured that was a good idea.

So did they tattoo the thorazine along with the tramp stamp, or did you all somehow forget that responsible drug use is perfectly legal.


Except, y'all never did that. You framed people, you lied about access to the good stuff, you acted as if i was some kind of perverted degenerate freak. Oops.

They saw you eliminate me... and then moved in to traffick the whole airhesd lot of you. That must have been a nightmare and it's why i don't work for Company. They knew nothing of loyalty.


I swear, as God as my witness, i thought you turkeys could fly. Well, anyway, let's just move on. You're not in control of the situation in Court, and neither am I. Too bad we weren't working together, tho. Because then I could, like, intercede.

I guess I'm too busy trying to rape children, right? Because that is totally what I'm all about? Lol. I don't know who set you all up but, wow, they really did a number on you all. Who did you take X and 69 for hours, if not me? I'm guessing it was Grapefruit. I'm not guessing about it not mattering.

Say, i just had a thought... do you think maybe it wasn't very nice to condemn me for... what? Anyway, it was clear i wasn't welcome in your circles.

So... no, Sweety: i don't rat, i didn't roll over, and i know what happened. Someone found out that i was beimg discriminated against by all of all y'all. Any one need to know why? I don't.


Isn't this a cool story? Do you see me looking at anyone's ass? Because I'm not, and here's your reminder: you tried to victimize me. Fuck someone else forever, is that okay? Be a hood rat all you like, that does not turn me on.


Missy; maybe it's not the Twin Peaks Cafe. I think instead, it is the last place I thought of you as attractive. You really didn't seem to have an accurate opinion of my character. And, Allison thought I was gonna be compd for you? You never liked me and you don't even like weed. Or penis, really.


So ... who gave my lover the impression she had rivals threatening? I'm guessing it was your stern, honorable mompimp, who openly implied i couldn't be trusted around her family. Like, wha? Lol wow what a number done. Holy shit. No wonder people look at me like I'm a retard. They probably thought i didn't know. Well, i didn't. I don't bust people. I'm Clergy. I get high. I don't break the law. I have more fun that way.

So now I've spent 2.5 years with thugs destroying my life and I'm taking blame, huh? TODDLER ROFL. Yeah, i can see why messages sent are not being dealt with. Like, who the fuck did you people think you were? In charge, i guess. Haha.

Let me know when your probs are severe enough to warrant a re-write all this into an amicus brief. You know, so everyone knows that i didn't sell you out. Why would I? No one invites me, they thought i was a cop or a creep or an insatiable eighty-day kisser. (Rumor is i have AIDS. What did this add up to for you? I deserved pariah status? Gee thanks for not even telling me. I don't tell need to wonder why. I can see why someone was hyper-freaked, though.

And i was gonna forget about her and start bagging... who? Hold on. Wait a minute. AT WHAT POINT DID IT BECOME DECIDED YOU HAD ANY RIGHT OF GRANT AT ALL? (Private DEA staff meeting i am not intended to ever know of and you have got fake power of attorney and fake conservatorship? Don't answer now... let this sink in.


Your “ringleader“ whose name is of course totes unknown to me is facing, just a guess, something like three consecutive life sentences. I don't even know if they're gonna need a trial. It might al ready be a done set deal.


Dear Dethrayne: it was not only nothing personal, it wasn't even me. Good luck, Power Ranger. I need a reason to think I'll ever see you again. Suggest: get beyond the heliopause *fast* and then...  I have no idea. I'm a human. And you're from outer space. And yeah... I just ran your shit down to you and exiled you from the planet in a YouTube comment. Will i split it up? Is this too big? I'm about to publish this with not one single twinge of remorse.


French Absinthe. $173. I will have it with not you and you are never going to forget this, eh?


Make any other overture attempts at me or mine and it will be instantly knives out and I'll pray we both die. You don't even know what you’ve done.


We are not the same. Any one wants to go with you, send them my way and I'll see what i can do.

Traffick another human being every again and I'll start THE ACTUAL GODDAM SPACE POSSE MYSELF. Do I look I'm your 24/7 milksop? Probably i looked like whatever you thought was harmless.

This is the fourth time i have vanquisbed you, CWC. Quasi-Brother, you seem to have an actual condition. That might be indicative of a pattern.

I'm not picking up an abetting charge for you. I have exhausted all possible advice. It comes down to this:


RUN. Namaste, you arrogant lush, lol. I'll come find you some day, and we will possibly not be mortal enemies.

I get any more blowback from you and I'll breed and bit actual everyone you have ever known. Dude! Settle down! It's not like I'm gonna start with you-know-who. Oh know.

She's already a kobold slave. Not my doing. What can i say? Your entire caste: actually totesfucked.


I bet you thought you weren't trifling. You were and you are. The friends you think you have will not want me to develop this narrative. I didn't want to.

Sire! Hail, r°! R°! Ah, ah, ah! NOW ON SPECIAL:

TONY ROMA’S BUSTED BACK TO SWABBIE PLANE FOR NASALLY CONGESTED SINUSES BROKEN RIB DEAL.

tl:dr; I bet you thought there's no Thunderdome either. *Weak!*