https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqsU_HX27bSdd0DtsGdl07541MqzWDZRj



N'Joy!

Here is a prime example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcYqnLW88yU

Huh, so this Alberta Indy Movement is like the BLM, anti-ICE, & No Kings riots Mostly Peaceful Protests?

Where does the dark money originate from:  Soros, Chinese Gov't, or Bill Gate$?

Inquiring minds need to know!

...#51st state

Whoa, there!  Doc, maybe hold your horses a bit.

Albertans are, after all, still Canadian.

It's sort of like welcoming a one-time Obama voter into the Conservative fold:  you are pleased that they have seen the Light, but can never really be sure.  It takes years of probation and constant vigilance to be sure that they do not slip back into Communist thought and/or action.  Or worse, back into National Socialist uber-Staatist tendencies, not that I see much difference between a Socialist and a Communist.

Perhaps we should wait and see how deep their Conservative Patriotic American chops are for a while before immediately welcoming them into the Big Tent.

Start them out with a Most Favored Nation trade status & get some highway and rail infrastructure connections, if those are currently sub-par.

A few years on, if their behavior is acceptable and they be willing, grant territorial status &tc.

I would look askance at some faux Independent Separatist that immediately searches for a New Teat from which to suckle.  Let them make a go of it and let us verify their bona fides.  Pehaps, like Texas did, they will merit the distinction and allowance of joining the United States.

Proof and Pudding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj7H1_nqljE

Perhaps I have said too much, Nautical Shore?

I imagine this falls into the "Not Enough Cheating To Count" category:

"Elections Canada finds ballots from across Canada got stuck in Coquitlam"

Elections Canada finds ballots from across Canada got stuck in Coquitlam
May 7, 2025 | 3:47 PM
Josh Hall

...Today, Elections Canada informed all registered political parties that 822 national special ballots cast by electors from 74 electoral districts across the country had mistakenly been kept at the office of the returning officer for Coquitlam–Port Coquitlam.

According to Elections Canad, the ballots should have been returned to Elections Canada headquarters by the deadline of April 28, 6 p.m. Eastern Time, in order for them to be legally counted, in accordance with the Canada Elections Act.

Of the 822 ballots, 530 were from the riding of Port-Moody-Coquitlam...

...

...An initial analysis shows the outcome would not be affected in any of the 74 impacted districts.

It also revealed the issue was human error caused by a failure to comply with the written procedures.

Perrault has asked for a complete review of the controls in place to ensure this doesn’t happen again.

Elections Canada also announced Wednesday it will hold a judicial recount in the electoral district of Terrebonne, in Quebec. The current difference in votes between the top two candidates is just 44...

Clearly, Nothing to See, Hear?

A vidya, I haven't watched it, but it seems like it is this same story for the illiterate among the AssGrab viewing audience:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMrCyztY7I

N'Joy!

We talkin' "Indians:  Feather, Not Dot" -or-  "Indians:  Dot, Not Feather," hear?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIDWacMFwPc

-or-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDzV2ObmtAA



Maybe the Site Admin could help you get that title changed for clarity?

Just sayin'... Nautical Shore.

This one is pertinent to the dicsussion currently Happening in the the thread, however:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYUD7liTVQ

I think I originally saw this on Sunday?  Nautical Shore.

Still haven't watched it.

IF it is, as I suspect, some sort of Election Fraud activity (or at least a claim of such) in yet another "close" election...

Well, I am certain it;

A.  Didn't actually happen,
B.  Wasn't enough to matter,
C.  Everyone was doing it.

or some other lame excuse to not look into it all.

Doc, we need your expert vidya watching skills on this one.

Truth or trash?

Doc, check out this vidya:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejcu-k-gkYY

Is it Happening?

Apogees in advance for the MethStar-esque girth of this post.

I shall attempt brevity & clarity;  no doubt I will fail deliciously:  my only Collegiate Level of English instruction was of the Engineering flavor. 

I note, my Grade-High School English instruction was of the traditional Literature flavor;  I have a second-hand anecdote that I may or may not choose to share from the the Renzulli/Montessori hybrid gifted program I was in during my grade to middle school years (the program continued into High School, but my folks transferred me out of that district into a Jesuit College Preparatory High School, that didn't have such a "free-wheeling" nature.  I digress)...

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I think we all quite N'Joyed that brief spastic side-trek into AssGrabbery and NutTappery my original nebulous idea provoked.  Well done, evrahbody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXfZVzqt_Ps

So back to The Idea™ that was inspired by Mr. Kyle Hill's original vidya:

As I recall, the discussion was aboot a recent board shutdown(?) due to bot accounts or something, and the observation was made that MethStar is a SpamBot.

I had happened to have recently viewed that K. Hill vidya;  I found it amusing enough to share with the class as a proposal of how such a thing could be adapted to kill two birds with one stone, as it were.

Perhaps even three birds?  We shall see;  if nothing else:  a Thought Experiment in the field of Computer Science (which happens to be the current degree I am working on...).

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Here's the low down:

1. Bots (of some flavor/type) are assaulting our beloved AssGrab.
2. MethStar continues to generate complete gobbledygook indistinguishable from a Markov Babbler's output.
3. Azz wastes his valuable time dealing with both.



#1 is pretty easy to deal with, if one has the storage space:

Insert a "nepenthes"-style Digital Tarpit somewhere on the AssGrab server. For the Markov Babble output used, one need only take the entirety of MethStar's posts and concatenate them together into a giant text file, to which Markov's AlGorethym can be applied to the nth degree.

This would be relatively simple to implement at the server level using LINUX.  For the "slow" database output that is fed to the bots in their Digital Tarpit, perhaps SQL would be the best code to use, as it is cumbersome and slow... Horrible language, but perhaps useful in this particular application.

Again, this will take up some of the precious AssGrab server time, but perhaps the Juice is Worth the Squeeze?



#2 can be dealt with using that initial Markov .txt file;  now we have this wonderful concept in LINUX of a "daemon":  this is a sort of automated sub-routine that does tedious thyme-consuming tasks that don't really require that much of a thought process.

Probably, one would want to set up a virtual drive for all of this data management side of things, perhaps more than one?  One dedicated to containing the entirety of MethStar's posts in a concatenated .txt file (this will necessarily be massive and constantly growing in size).  A virtual partition will allow the Admin to assign additional resources as space allows or requires, I address this a bit later on in this section.

MethStar will inevitably create the corner in which he will shit and consume his own ejaculate;  he has several already:  if one cares to peruse his post history.

My proposed "MethStar daemon" should be given an AssGrab account with which it can interact with "original" MethStar:  this can be made as complex or simple as the site Admin deems appropriate for the server resources required.

This "MethStar daemon" will simply look for new (fungible garbage) posts by the thing in question and reply to them.

We can use the bit of "nepenthes" code from #1 to accomplish this, only now it uses the MethStar post it is replying to as the prompts from which to generate the automated "daemon" response.

MethStar will probably not even notice, or his Meth-addled ego will be stroked so much by such "fellow traveler" ejaculate in his direction that he will be hopelessly unable to resist replying, in essence, to himself!

If the site Admin has the coding skillset required, this #2 "daemon" could be tweaked (HAH!) to improve performance in its future interactions with the joke source material...

It could even be renamed should The Punchline become aware of The Joke;  or a "daughter" bot account could be created to assist the original "daemon" in its efforts.

The recursivity of all of this could result in copious amounts of server space being consumed by absolute gibberish.  IMHO it seems to be one of the aims of the Admin, hear?  Nautical Shore.

No walls needed.  Addicts create their own walls (of unintelligible gibberish).

Were it my site, I would do just such a thing for my own personal amusement...  I'd probably purge the concatenated source .txt of earlier "original" MethStar posts (to limit the size & attempt to keep things "fresh") in the implementation of this particular bit of associated code.



#3 I suppose, this isn't really solved:  Now Azz has to waste his valuable time on #2 (I assume that once #1 is up and running, it won't require much additional attention, IF properly coded...), but perhaps some of the more tedious elements of dealing with noxious #2 deposits can be automated?  It might require a bit of prestidigitation and/or legerdemain to make it "real" enough to maintain the illusory sense of human interaction the thing in question demands.  But perhaps it will make the constant thorn (??spear??) in his side more delicous and tasty?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k



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I believe this is a deliciously evil enough of a starting point that, with some creativity, its application could be most delicious to watch.

Think of it:  The Joke has been explained to the Punchline;  one need only sit back and observe the mental anguish caused in what is left of the mind of our drug-addled object.

CrackStar, through Methamphetamine Zombification has abrogated any notion of self, humanity and/or sentience.

Now he/it/they/them is no more than a meth-fueled automata.  A useless robot that consumes valuable resources.  Time being chief among them, to say nothing of money or anything else:  its and others' who are unfortunate enough to spend any on the thing.

Its abject self-abrogation of the above listed things, in my mind at least, frees anyone pondering the object's existence vis-a-vis of consideration of the same.

Yes, a Digital Tarpit is probably inhumane (I reiterate;  my position on the need for humanity in this case is probably easily surmised), and perhaps an actual tarpit would be more appropriate?

I am reminded of insects from antiquity trapped in Amber for some reason.  Who cries for the mosquito, or plague-carrying flea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjtL9tcNF8g

Meh, poor little feller...