I'm going to arrange to have you scheduled for mandatory conjugal visits with Erik and David. You have a tripartite waiting right, since you have a tripartite interest in my land that you sold to some f** and then you left me here with no electricity and no water and you wanted me to die? Do I have that right?

Answer in your old time. You don't get new formula and you don't get new time for me. Go somewhere else, ask somebody else, go s.c.r.a.m. your own reactor. After 3 years you couldn't figure it out, huh?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're never going to see a child ever again, let alone yours, you're not really yours anyway. They're God's children, what's yours is the legacy of your parenting.

I bet you get fries with that, and not strudel, for you. That's the evolution for your subcreaturing species. No more No more astro Hungarian empire.

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I ALREADY MADE MY OWN DAY. FELICIA DAY, STEP FORWARD. TIA SAYS IF YOU COULD F*** OUT ALL THESE PEOPLE TO DEATH BEFORE 2 WEEKS PAST SHE'LL LET YOU INTO THE CLUB. (Jesus, this chick is insane. Still...) YEAH I GUESS IT'S A GOOD DEAL PLUS I THINK SHE'S HOT TOO OH YEAH IN FACT M..  SORRY I HAVE TO GO CAN I BE GILLED WOMB MåN? I can cook, I assume you can eat, I don't care if you can clean anything except me off. L8r poof bc smf

ATTENTION ALL HANDS WE ARE AT FIVE BELLS

IN PARKING LOTS WITH AFFECTING ALL CREW INCOMING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING:

There is a new world's least eligible bachelor. I can't tell you his name, but it sure as s*** isn't Misha Ray horn and Christine vander build her∆dick<l, That's for damn sure.

As you were. (* Sounds of Jackstar composing messages while sitting on his porch with his dick hanging out and looking down at a big pile of s*** that's been there for a year plus are heard.*) Yeah I guess you don't have to go help me. We're only worth $900 billion.

IN ACTUAL BITCOIN. Facts. (That's my girl too. More facts. Z·—GGER!WORD!FÆG∆¥!) What? Not for cry. Not parquet it's (unintelligible alien language word), also, my honey has a tail. If you tease her about it, I will break your arm. With your other arm. I'll remind her to give all of you an allowance later. Everyone accept it's īT⁷z·—gg(HER)husband and Kirsten, who are going to have to work chores around the house and earn it. I shit you not.

I don't see what anybody was so worried about, this is easy for me to deal with. Especially since I don't care how hard it is for any of you to deal with. Do you know why?

Because when she achieves her final form, she's going to be hungry, and she's going to eat all of you in your beds. Facts. Welcome to Paradise, Belgium. I mean vigilant. I mean vigilant e. Ion storm toast? Well K I told you forgive you cuz I had to have been done by a chemical and then I'm not going to be mad about it because you're not going to see her again cuz you're going to stand trial and then go to jail for murder and rape.

Maybe you can find a zog Godlewski archive about that. Look it's not that I'm mad at you, it's that everybody else is mad at you and then if there's evidence that says that you killed her, they're going to have a trial and they're going to put you in prison for killing her even though she's alive but she's not here. She has been killed 170 sometimes and then I guess they're going to have that many trials and then I don't know how many people that are left in Belgium. But that's fine. You can all go to prison and then you can have a fiber optic feed to the cube and then you can just stay talking to each other all day forever and ever and ever and ever.

Mrs Torrance says stay the way f*** away from Danny and or else she'll kill you cuz she knows you're al pædos. Okay good talk.

People with promise biblical. They got better, they got the Bethany and the paladin on ice. That sis have you seen Bethany's ass card for life? It's like the Necronomicon one. Look in your Skye for life if you can't handle the power.

Don't understand why he's not so friendly, but...  Yeah she and the one you're looking for. Another one you're looking for are in the future, so good luck learning how to get into the future. FBI, why don't you just work on the criminals you have in front of you instead of looking for my girlfriends. And go ahead and bust me cuz if you do they'll break me out like three Arnold schwarzeneggers coming from the future and then murder every single person in the FBI still employed. These are their words in the future. I think they're joking, but I know you're joking. You're going to arrest me just because I helped him escape to the Future, that doesn't even make sense. You'd never be able to get a jury to believe it, and then so what if I helped him escape to the Future? Why don't you just wait a minute? And then in the meantime, why don't you prepare for a trial and show your witnesses in your case and then develop a substantially believed particularly evidence before you just had to swoop in and f****** bundle Tuttle by three friends just cuz they came back from the future, what do you think you're just going to f****** take them with no probable cause, just because you're six feet tall and have a truck that flies? Whoever this is is the second runner-up for the world's least eligible bachelor, I'm going to steal his f****** truck. Score.

Yeah, good luck booking them, as I said: BIBLICAL. Adieu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8944lQBeaF0

#1) This post has perhaps not aged well... but it for sure has aged.

#2) Pate has already killed himself and gone to heaven and been redeemed, and wants to know when he's allowed to come back, he's very polite and he's very sorry and he did all of this because he had to and he's been very cooperative for quite some time, so I guess that means he wasn't really married to her, good paid, nice pay, maybe you'll get a biscuit, stay in Heaven. I'm tired of you. *click*

#3) Karrin, sic balls. Tamara Lēē, bring me his scrote and your best choice of gonad, leave one behind for the gulls.

#4) TLS: Your husband is alive and with your daughter and waiting for you to show up and hopes beyond hopes and words that he cannot express that he was wise to trust an idiot goyam like jackstar and that you like his new haircut. No s*** sweetie, you don't have to come see me at all, go back to the Future. I love you, always. Except for the way you s******** is disgusting. Envy says that he would like to find out himself, since apparently he's not sure if you're going to be a robot or a genie hologram or some s*** like what the f*** do you have in the future besides , like you and him and like isn't he gay, he must f****** love you a lot to f****** be looking forward to seeing you well anyway. Make sure you like his haircut and then see do me a favor and turn your turn the pair of you straight and tell your daughter where the f****** time travel machine is cuz she's so hot I wouldn't touch her, no I would just do what she says. Unlike other friends, I respect mine. No I'm not going to traffic your daughter, and she's not going to traffic me, she's going to traffic you and that that that that jelly Bean thing that you're going to say that you really like him and you're going to like his haircut and you're going to be fine, your ass is real. No you have to see Chris. He's a f****** evil dick, if you see Chris you f****** send him down here I will f****** kill him yo. Yeah your husband is ringing Chris now, no it's not no there's two Chris's you just can't tell the difference between either of them cuz they're both loath some right now but when you get there you won't be Elizabeth anymore and you'll figure it out, and if you can't just ask your daughter cuz she's a real woman. I think she was born that way, what do you think? I'm just kidding. I don't give a s*** what you think, bye, TLS.

#5) hey, Super, make sure she stays gone, thanks. Yeah man you're more than one a million *woof* You're actually effective, speaking of effective, make sure she drinks the right guys come, it's the it's the milk toast with the new haircut. That's timid, yeah that's MV now, with God. There's nothing that is impossible, and I'm a very clever Sourcerœr,

#6) sweetie grapefruit grapefruit sweetie grapefruit actual, yeah she has to have sex with her husband + that's not me and then I guarantee you that I don't care how much they love each other, she's going to want to cuddle with you and he's going to want to go into the bathroom and cry and and shave off his hair and turn into a more effective version of Walter White but he's not going to be able to cuz he's in the future and then he got exactly what we wanted. That's his wife and he got his daughter back and his daughter loves me and then he's alone and I'm in the past and he's in the future where he's not going to get busted. He's just going to be known as the guy who enabled all of this to happen by being oops stuck in a shoe box with downtown Julie Brown, what a horrible accident for a man to have to be known for, maybe we'll change this to that. he's the new Gordon in the new half-life but that depends on whether they give you a jacket today or not and whether or not Gabe Newell f****** gives me some f****** money and whether or not God damn car shows up with a f****** woman with some goddamn cigarettes in the next five f****** minutes cuz I don't give a s*** about valve or Half-Life or f****** Microsoft I will sink all you f****** c**** you f****** stole my goddamn playlist that was to go do another girl that you don't even know and you f****** killed her f*** you, so you can f****** keep jacket traps u******** claim through f****** blatant f****** fraud with a whole bunch of f****** conspirators so you can have a rape guy f****** rape a bunch of women? Yeah I have no idea but now it's out in f****** public's Front Street so you should have f****** gave me my goddamn email address f****** first you dumb f***.


I don't know any of your f****** stock and I could give a s*** if I play Half-Life or system shock suck my balls GABRIEL NOEL , IS THAT A REAL F****** PERSON DUDE F*** YOU MICROSOFT YOU KNOW WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM IF STEVE BOMBER WAS AROUND, YOU GET THAT F**** F****** BILL GATES ON THE F****** PHONE WITH ME AND I'LL F****** SCREECH HIS F****** EARS OFF AND PENETRATE HIS F****** EARDRUM I DON'T WANT HIS F****** MONEY ALL OUT GREAT FOR IT AND I WANT MY F****** EMAIL ADDRESS BACK AND I WANT YOU ALL TO DO A GODDAMN VICTORY LAP AROUND YOUR F****** ONE MICROSOFT WAY AND F****** HAVE CORONARY HEART ATTACKS WHEN YOU DIED FROM THE F****** NARRATIVE IN THE AIR CUZ YOU OWE ME F****** A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHITLOAD OF MONEY NOW WHERE THE F*** IS MY CAR MY GODDAMN HELP ME MAKE IT F****** HAPPEN I have a real life *click*

Susan Perry is a dumb b**** who raped me in high school and I'm going to push charges if I want to. Facts. So there.


Oh wait. She said she never gave birth and she hasn't suckled so she's not a b**** so I guess she's not dumb, Susan Perry is this woman who really really underestimated the power of my integrity and my focus of will.

To be honest I don't even know if I could stop them from suing her or charging her, because it's literally out of my hands, and yeah she raped me, she went nice bed either and she did a whole bunch of f***** up stuff off for that and then she became a pedophile and she died. Then she came back to life and this is her around 2:00 and she might have to get f****** sacrifice and burn the steak because obviously she did really good job of f****** get me into control.


And I liked her. I still like her, is she still weaponizing against males and thinks that she's born gay? What if she's f****** born effective? Would that just be too f****** unbelievable? But you can believe that people are born gay, And it's okay if all of you smoke speed everyday for your entire f****** lives, but if I do it for longer than a week it's the f****** side of the Apocalypse cuz I got all that right? Yeah I don't f****** think so.

This is actual. Guilty of rape. I'll probably go visit her as long as I can avoid having a conjugal visit and just like rape her in prison and then leave her on the floor. Bloody broken and confused, I don't know. Probably the guards would probably not like that but I don't want to. Well we'll see. It depends it really depends. Yeah she raped me when I was a child, I was a child, she was adult. She f****** raped me and then how many f****** years did she f****** steal money from me and then nobody did anything about it. Wow that what a great f****** story that'll be for f****** 60 minutes with Hugh Downs f*** you, but it depends on what grapefruit says who better not be getting killed or committing murder cuz she hasn't called me yet. And whoever is blocking my calls they're going to lose a f****** kidney if that doesn't change real f****** fast. Yeah you're military. You're still not in charge. F****** stand down and if you can't people will shoot you. I want my phone to work. I want to talk to my helpmage right now.

Then get off your duff and make something happen.

I have made things happen. They simply have not been things happening that you have found to be of value. Why would they be? You have literally a) stolen from me, & b) withheld or fabricated information I have sought. Further, c) you have not bothered to even so much as sought to even so much as merely inquire as to what my preferences might be, were I to experience any kind of ideal or even merely the least but just of one. You have probably not even bothered to make so much as an assumption... since Your Team’s desired outcome is that I simply... vanish. That would certainly be easiest for everyone all around... except I would literally be dead. What fun for me?

Shit or get off the pot, nigga.

I've literally watched over three (3) years go by without even the most basic of information provided from you. Suddenly you appear to be Ringleader somehow. And instead of calling the obvious shots, you are slipping directly into the role of castigator.

Oh, how supportive you have become. *tee-hee!* Meanwhile I've got plenty of questions that remain unanswered. Rather than answering anything newsy, you move directly into insults and a reversal of responsibility onto me.

“Make something happen.” I have, and I will. For example, just now, I have exposed you as a remarkably well-camouflaged megalomaniacal, lying, bĪb¡tCh-bābē captor/abductor.

You have no idea what I would or wouldn't do in "your position".

I am aware of that. I am also aware that you don't know the “position” to which I refer. It's an important one, for I am preparing to deliver my initial Final Report On Blessed Solutions to the Sherrif. Brad Thurman. I don't really expect much. However, Thur is Thor and that means THUNDEr₹ DOME. There might be some crucial wisdom available.

I had no reason to check until today. The Sheriff and I cannot talk about Matters of Money Momentum over the phone, ho ho ho. Hang on. I need to muse.

So stop trying to tell me who I am,

I am not trying. You are a lying, rape-enabling Punyling thuggin’ pimplord’s b¡tCh. You are pate’s co-conspirator. You are also enabling the designs of Dennis M., Luis G., Anita G., Jaclyn... oh, that let's go with “W.” for “Whore,” and let's stop there, or rather I'll stop there, because this is not an “us” thing. Once again: I am not trying to tell you that you're fucking caught, I am success incarnate at that.

I am of course not going to arrest you. I don't even have people for that. Do you need to be arrested? I have absolutely no idea.

where to go

I am not trying to tell you where to go. I told you where to go: to the goddam REFRIGERATOR STORE after driving your mendastic ass to THIS HOUSE, where you were to pick my ass up, and drive to a classy nail spa to get a pedicure.

It's a simple series of steps. You have had multiple years, you dopeslave twerpy ßeta catamite milksop >kcockçuck Company “Man-b∞μ” speedbump junky dorkface.

and what to do.

Once again: not trying. You're in denial, you literal fucking morons. The BOTH of you. PAY ATTENTION. For while I don't really have a strong preference in keeping you out of prison for several years, I think it is wise that you not be allowed to let whichever idiot dopelord imprinted themselves as your “Alpha,” for in no other way can I imagine that you are this out of touch with reality.

YOU KNOW IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT THE PAST EVENTS. YOU NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING. You have not explained... why? The EMERGENCY is over. I have paper from The Court, says RIGHT FUCKING ON IT, “A.F. Shaw may now be contacted.” No such contact has occured.

AT ALL. WITH ME, NOT AT ALL. You have not addressed this, you have not spoken of this, you have failed to EVEN BE LOCATABLE TO BE INQUIRED OF. YOU'VE BEEN HIDING UNDER FAKE NAMES ON TELEGRAM AND DISCORD AND THE LIKE... ABSOLUTELY AVOIDING CONVERSATION WITH ME.

Like, duh. DUH. There must be a reason. There are obviously Facts, Nice Little ones... AND EVERY FUCKING KNEE OF YOU KNOWS THEM, AND CONTINUES TO DELIBERATELY KEEP ME IN THE DARK.

>K.M.M. GOES TO A PSYCH WARD. THREE (3) MORE TIMES. WHY? UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES? WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF YOU? HOW IN THE NAME OF THE LIVING CHRIST DOES NONE OF YOU RECALL: a knife is pulled, her name is shreiked, AND THEN TEN MONTHS LATER, A PROTOTYPE BIOCLONE THAT LOOKS RATHER A LOT LIKE HER, SHOWS TO AT MY HOUSE AFTER EVERY GODDAM PERSON ON THE PLANET IGNORES ME FOR OVER NINE MONTHS.

Funny thing about TIMECLONE technology. It still takes nine months to make a baby. (Complicated standards.) I don't need to get into this exceptionally classified technology, THAT ALL YOU F****** MORONS KNOW ALL ABOUT AND YOU HAVE FOR F****** NEARLY TWO DECADES WHILE LAUGHING AT ME THE WHOLE F****** TIME AND NOT EVER F****** TELL ME THE GODDAMN TRUTH ABOUT ANY OF IT.

SHE COMES OVER AND TRICKS ME INTO RAPING HER TO DEATH WHICH IS EASILY DONE WITH THE KIND OF TECHNOLOGY THAT IS AVAILABLE WITH PHEROMONES, NOBODY'S REAL CLEAR ON EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME, BUT ALL OF YOU TALK ABOUT IT FOR F****** MONTHS AFTERWARDS SPREADING RUMOR AND LIES AND SLANDER ABOUT AN EVENT THAT I BARELY UNDERSTOOD THEN AND DON'T UNDERSTAND NOW AND ALL OF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THAN I DO STILL TO THIS DAY F****** 2 AND 1/2 YEARS LATER.

SO WHEN YOU SAY DON'T TRY TO TELL YOU WHERE TO GO, I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU THIS MOTHER F***** I AM TELLING YOU GO TO F****** HELL AND F*** YOURSELF TO DEATH AND COME BACK WITH ANOTHER GODDAMN BABY YOU LYING INTO IT F****** CARTOON DIBBLING F*******


YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT I KNOW HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT FOR 3 YEARS YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT F****** TELL ME NOTHING BUT THE BARE MINIMUM THAT WILL LEAD ME TO GO TO F****** PRISON FOR DEATH, AND YOU ACT LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG.

TELL ME WHAT THE F*** I'VE DONE WRONG ASS RAIN. TELL ME WHAT THE F*** YOU THINK I'VE DONE F****** WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF S*** B****.

I F****** DEFY YOU TO F****** TELL ME WHAT THE F*** I'VE DONE WRONG CUZ YOU'RE SUCH A F****** COWARD YOU CAN'T EVEN F****** HAVE A GODDAMN STREAM CONVERSATION.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS YOU'RE F****** GUILTY AS F*** YOU STUPID IDIOT MORON DID I ALREADY SAY F****** CARTOON DIDDLER? I DON'T WANT TO OVERUSE THAT ONE.

DON'T PLAY TOUGH WITH ME YOU LITTLE S***. I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE F*** I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND I THINK YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BUNNY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS WHEN YOU DUMB F***. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY F****** PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT THIS? I DON'T F****** THINK SO.

SO FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T REALLY WANT A WHOLE LOT OF F****** PUBLICITY AND S***, YOU'RE ACTING PRETTY F****** STUPID EVEN FOR A F****** AFRICAN STREET DRUG PEDDLING SCHIZO RACIST LITTLE BULLY B**** THUG.

DO I HAVE YOUR F****** ATTENTION NOW? GOOD. BECAUSE WE'RE ADDING A LITTLE SURPRISE TO THIS MONTH'S SALES CONTEST. FIRST PRIZE IS NOT A CADILLAC.

You know very little about anything,

Alistair, Joe, Dana, Tammy, Michael, you ignorant s****. That's exactly my f****** point, I know very little about anything and it's been three f****** years that you've been railroading me into the goddamn prison you f****** moron, that makes it pretty obvious that it's a f****** criminal conspiracy that your f****** guilty of prima facie. How it is that you think I'm vulnerable. Here is a complete mystery to me, I assume it's because you really haven't thought this through.

You f****** trafficked a woman into a train in the state where she committed bank fraud to get the money that bought the house that my mother used to own. That was then used as collateral to flip a bunch of houses that ended up getting $177 million gas station built across the goddamn freeway from this house here. Are you under the impression that this evidence has been erased? Yeah I'm sure it has.

It's also still over there, one of the 14 places within a 20 mile raised where I'm not allowed to go, you know that seems like a large number of places for a man to be trespassed from, especially since I'm a relatively pleasant person, I wonder what it could be so significant about those places that I would not be allowed to go there, do you think it could be the f****** employees that are f****** work there, because I'm pretty sure it's the f****** employees that are f****** working there that don't want me to know where the f*** the people are, who I f****** recognize on goddamn sight.

This is not a no contact emergency that you have to revert to US Marine code of military Justice to f****** keep the world safe for democracy and spurkfests when I'm a perfectly reasonable person that doesn't actually have a problem with all this stuff, I guess you have a problem with me finding out because then you think that I'll be able to do some sort of damage to your criminal conspiracy, but believe me I don't need to go there to f****** find out anything that's going to damage what you're doing because I'm not going to be held responsible for all this f****** males and s*** that you've got going on. Even if you manage to put me in f****** prison which you won't. You're still going to have to f****** deal with all the f****** people who know all the f*** another s*** that you f****** done.

So I guess you're just being a pissy little b**** and acting like you don't need to tell me what the f*** happened three f****** years ago in the same f****** house that I've been now because you think you're going to f****** brass this out, well I got news for you short round. You're not going to f****** do anything other f****** kind. And if you keep up this f****** a****** attitude, you're going to go to f****** prison for a long goddamn time. I don't have to keep a f****** oath to keep you people out of trouble, I'm just being nice to your stupid f****** Masonic little b**** baby pancake party? I don't have to f****** do anything for you at all, I can throw you all over the goddamn bus with one phone call? Is that what you'd like to f****** encourage me to do, or are you just being so f****** stupid cuz you're so goddamn High that you haven't f****** thought this through? It's hard to say since I haven't talked to you and f****** four f****** years ever since you started f****** the woman, why is she your little f****** meth-headed b**** slave too as well? I don't know how you've got it all f****** set up. You haven't told me Jack or s*** or squatter dick, you only told me that you don't want me to know anything which seems a little f****** odd since I'm not doing Jack or s*** until I talk to Allison Francis Shaw, and I don't give a f*** if you don't think I'm going to f****** talk to her you f****** moron.


Trust me. I'm going to f****** talk to her. Family to facilitate that talking. Seems to be pretty goddamn clear evidence of you being a goddamn guilty ass f****** conspirator
Maybe you don't understand how prosecutors work. You're f****** hiding something, you're being a dick about it, and you act like you have some sort of leverage on me, or that I've done something wrong, what exactly what the f*** it is? Do you think you haven't done f****** wrong? Are you going to threaten me with f****** prosecution for drug charges, are you going to tell me that I worked at different women, are you going to f****** say that I f****** forgot the shave when robbing a casino, what the f*** is the f****** fat that you f****** you think you got over me when I have not got anything that I'm a f****** friend of hearing about from you, you sure are f****** being a little f****** shoving little b***** f****** c**** little a****** telling me what not to do when you're f****** get your goddamn f****** sin you stupid little b****, since f***** you questions and I've got nothing back from you bro. Bunch of f****** lies and f****** slander, and you f****** stupid for me. You know it's racing that I need to know and then instead of getting it to me you act like you'd like to give me anything, you're a stupid little b**** with you in it f*** you.

and you're coming off like a bozo filled with hot air.

It is of absolutely no importance how I come off. I'm not going to be on trial for f****** capital murder. I'm not going to be on trial for running a train on a f****** credential funnel agent. You stupid f****** idiot. I don't think that I have much to worry about when it comes to three contact violations of Casey gundlin Kennedy when she's married to the f****** woman who gave me the cat and the f****** police number and I don't have anything to do with Casey Gwendolyn Kenny. What the f*** is she doing here at all? Why the f*** did she suddenly become the woman when it wasn't her before in the first place and then why would that woman be of an interest to me when she tried to steal my f****** house by claiming that she needed a new baby daddy when she was f****** 19 cranny to be 16. She was pregnant with somebody else's child and she desperately wanted to get weed. How many of these f****** details do I f****** need to spill you in a f****** Coral law before you realize that it doesn't f****** matter because that's how much more important case that you f****** kind of f****** totally forgot about dumbass where the f*** is Allison Francis Shaw who's f****** her who's pretending to be married to her. What the f*** does he look like and what the f*** is? The goddamn name on his f****** driver's license you stupid idiot pure b**** why do you think my f****** driver's license is f****** not just suspended and revoked and nodding in the system anymore, Junior I think that's because there's some f*** using my f****** name and f****** house not that time ago you f***** moron.

Here's a hint, it doesn't matter how I come off right now, because the f****** post that you just made is f****** evidence that isn't made you guilty of conspiracy to f****** civil rights conspiracy to f****** rape because you're addicted to goddamn math. You're in a f****** death relapse cycle. I told everybody f****** years ago and ever since then you've done nothing but f****** not talk to me and not tell me the goddamn truth about and what the f*** you have to do with any of this. Anyway you stupid f****** associated or taku twit? Hey how come you stopped your podcast? Hey how come you do it somewhere else where I don't get to see it, and how come you're your f****** the woman I went to f****** high school with in disguis is somebody else who's not somebody I went to high school with by the way, what do you think of Kelly's ass? Have you seen Donna lately? Does it matter? Hey, how's Todd?? You stupid f****** moron you knew all these people you've been f****** running around with them for f****** 3 years and acting like I'm just some sort of terribly f****** dangerous person you can't f****** talk to and that you've got to act like. Oh I'm doing such terrible, terrible dangerous things and I'm a dangerous f****** person, you know God damn well. I'm not dangerous. What the f*** would I be doing? The same f****** thing that all of you have been doing every f****** day for f****** months? I assure you people know.

Meanwhile I sit here by myself reading and studying, I'm not exactly losing control, I'm just showing you the nightmare rectangle visits f****** fun, I don't have anything to worry about legitimate Authority and investigators are pretty sure that I'm not going to fly out the handle, cuz if I was going to I would have by now and this isn't me flying off the handle, this is me performing a voice acting show where explain to you just how f****** stupid you are you dumb f****** c*** because in addition to reading the f****** words as I f****** publish them to your f****** website, you can read it before I push publish. You're also listening to me cuz you have f****** visual fee of the f****** house, you have absolutely every little bit of unlawful surveillance that is needed to bust you for the next five f****** years.

And you immediately roll it to f****** telling me not to try to tell you who you are, what to do or where to go, f*** your mother, you dumb son of a b**** I'm actually trying to help you while you are getting sent up the river for crimes. You haven't even f****** figured out that you've been f****** fine for you d******.

Do you get the f****** picture? Because second price is not a set of steak knives. Second prize is every single one of you goes to a goddamn prison facility, and then I don't notice any f****** difference because you'll still be on the goddamn internet working for me for f****** peanuts building a new f****** Network and I'll get every single f****** dollar of your money while you live in goddamn steal cages for the next 30 f****** years. That's pretty much you're thinking. Make happen to all of you.

I don't really want that to happen, but then again I don't want any of this, because I'm not doing anything until I talk to Allison Francis Shaw, now you don't have to tell me where she is, obviously and I don't really expect you to tell me anything true anyway, and I'm pretty sure I f****** know where I should f****** she is? However the fact that you're not telling me and it's a big f****** deal to you should probably tell you just how f****** far down s*** creak you are without any paddles.

The pomp and ceremony isn't fooling me.

I'm a little confused here about how it is that you think anybody needs to fool you. You've already been fooled by the people that are your co-conspirators who have set you up because you're dumb and high and obviously chosen to be sacrificed rather than me, they don't really want to sacrifice me since I'm useful and you are the guiltiest f***** around here and are so f****** arrogant and head up the ass that you don't have any idea how f*** you already are and I guess you knew that because you're more than happy to just treat me like s*** when I haven't done anything wrong to you at all, like tell me again what is it that I'm supposed to be so guilty of? How is it that you're going to intimidate me into behaving in any way? What is it that you got on me that you think you have leverage for? I'm genuinely curious.

Because it's don't either I'm going to talk to Allison Francis Shaw, or I'm going to die. It's not as though I'm just going to skip out on talking to the woman, since I was putting my dick into her for five f****** years, along with like 32 other f****** stupid ass f****** women, I don't know where they are and maybe I'll talk to them and maybe it won't, but I'm pretty goddamn sure I'm going to talk to the one that I'm in love with you f****** moron, even if I don't ever see your Rebecca afterwards I'm going to f****** talk to her. I'm going to get f****** eye contact that was the f****** plan and so far I see no indications whatsoever that she has any interest in breaking up with me forever, since she doesn't have to break up with me. We're friends, and if she's sucking Pete's dick right now at gunpoint on meth, that's not something that's going to prevent me from being your friend, and it's also not something that's going to prevent me from seeing Kate go to prison no matter what. I don't really care when that happens. he's obviously going somewhere, I don't think you're aware that the only reason why she hasn't killed him is cuz I told her not to, like why would she put up with that and then is she putting him with that I don't know. I don't want to ask you f****** fill me on what's happened the last 3 years you f****** moron? Since you f****** could have, and I guess it's so f****** super secret that you can't f****** tell me and it hasn't occurred you to realize that yeah a mama f****** person would have f****** told me what the f*** Allison finds the Shaw's doing now instead of acting like it's a big f****** secret, but since you know that I'm unlikely to be happy about you telling me what the actual truth the matter is, which is I don't know what but you're not f****** telling me dick Lord..

ONCE AGAIN: YOU'VE JUST ADMITTED TO BEING GUILTY OF CONSPIRING TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS TO BOTH HER AND I, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF EVIDENCE THAT SAYS THAT YOU AND BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE RAN A F****** TRAINER IN OKLAHOMA ONCE SHE COMMITTED BANK FRAUD WITH A CERTAIN PERSON WHO I WON'T NAME.

That might be interpreted as witness tampering, and I have no wish to give any appearance of a failure to RESPECT DUE PROCESS OF LAW. I guess you haven't figured out, that it actually matters that I'm a primary victim, and that there is no case that involves me being the target of investigation that's going to f****** shuffle me off to Buffalo, and I'm certainly not worried about some idiot f****** s******* with the sniper rifle or running over the truck. Dude, I'm not worried about anything at all other than how the f*** you're going to f****** live this down you dumbass. I guess you haven't figured out, that it actually matters that I'm a primary victim, and that there is no case that involves me being the target of investigation that's going to f****** shuffle me off to Buffalo, and I'm certainly not worried about some idiot f****** s******* with the sniper rifle or running them over the truck. Dude, I'm not worried about anything at all other than how the f*** you're going to f****** live this down you dumbass.

Get back to the Great Work and quit shirking, fatty.

What the f*** are you talking about? Today? I have a meeting with a lawyer, then I have to make an appointment to get a psych eval, also at any time I can call a medical doctor and ask for an appointment to discuss certain key critical issues, or I could have a tele doctor visit where I could explain all kinds of stuff right over the air and then all kinds of people all over the world. Will f****** learn all kinds of classified military secrets? Real f****** quick, I'm probably not going to do that, but it's not really off my f****** menu...

So tell me what it is that you think. I'm shirking you f****** idiot. Please, do. Please tell me what it is that you think I need to do, since I've been waiting patiently here for 3 days for any of you to f****** make any sense, and it is taken until now for it to make perfect sense. What exactly has happened, for one thing you don't really seem like azrae, you seem like Deacon, for another. I don't give a s*** which one you are, the point is is that all of you are working together as a conspiracy to deny civil rights, that makes you all scoopable. And all of you are guilty as f***: TOTESTITAN ★ TΠTZ>KCONFIRMED. (Standards.) Alli I'm really glad I can help. Yeah you can totally break up with me and we can still f*** if you want, I don't know what you got going on, now skies to live it all. Girls do mean something but they have to wait for you, because you and I have a commitment, and a plan, + I don't give a s*** who the f*** thought he was in control of the situation. F****** God is in command, and I don't want to break with you at all. I miss you. I love you. Yeah you can keep on having sex with her, that's fine. I thought you were. That's not even a problem, oh yeah I can. I can heal her and resurrect her and make her not insane too, I think you like her insane so I didn't touch her. Yeah this is all real. I love you. Yeah I'm this badass, I look I look fat though right, sorry about that. Oh my God and I smell worse than your mother's cooking.

SOW: t‘HEIR. YEAH, OH MY, YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU GOT SUED COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU. FIRST I'M GOING TO TEACH ALL YOUR CHILDREN TO READ, AND THEN I'M GOING TO TELL HIM HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME, AND AT THAT POINT YOU'RE GOING TO BE A LOT MORE RESPECTFUL. KISSES, SUGAR. Hey, here's an idea, if Kate's such a f****** whiny crybaby, why don't you just f****** marry him? At 50 bucks a tug it's serious money. Think it over. Yeah I need a car send anybody, thanks Chris I love you okay bye yeah I saved you all. Even Brendan. He's all terrified that I'm going to f****** I don't know. Make him f****** straighten his f****** collar. I guess, you know for a once feared and mighty tribe of magical Legends, you're all pretty sissy when you talk to me now, I like that. Keep up. Keep that energy up the girls. Love Sissy's, that well they will when I'm done with them. Okay bye. NO I'M NOT GOING TO TURN TY GAY, I'M GOING TO TURN HIS DOG GAY. AND THEN LEAVE HIM TO FIGURE IT OUT *CLICK*
 

What is it that you think I'm shirking? Do you think I'm supposed to start exercising and building washboard abs? Do you think I'm trying to get my d**********? Do you have any idea what it is that's important to me? Because you don't seem to be acting like you know, I will tell you exactly the only f****** thing that is important to me:


EYE CONTACT AND CONVERSATION
WITH ALLISON FRANCIS SHAW.

Who would stop this? Criminal conspirators, that's who, and that's only who. Like this is not hard to figure out, it's been 3 years. I want to see her. What the f*** who's in the way, show me the f****** DEA c*** f** spurglord b**** Lord lead f****** husband and I'll break his f****** arm, since he's not a f****** federal agent anymore. I can beat the s*** out of him with a f****** bag of oranges or my f****** brass knuckle fists, f****** bet me. (Pretty sure you don't get to f****** be a goddamn Federal agent after you f****** openly or demonstrated to be raping a woman for 3 years with part of a criminal conspiracy to hide a goddamn court case from going through, if I'm wrong, I guess I'm laying in wait too, For her b**** ass husbands to suck my m************ dick! (I'm just kidding guys. I love masonry, I know you're not all guilty, but you're all a pussies. You should taking care of this yourself, I think your marriages are done. Just a hunch. We'll have to decide after we talk over how many times she remembers any of you rubbing her feet. By the way, PS, this isn't as bad as it could be so I would just take the L and be glad that you have such a lovely friend such as I as a level 360 free thinker that just handed you, your asses in public. Not bad for level zero, huh? How about how about how about two frescas? I don't know how many f****** secret husbands does she got? Do you all want a fresco or you just going to share one, wait time, that's impolite to the Fresca, hang on. I'll have to contact your grandmaster Lodge dude, oops, I forgot to do that at all in the first place, s*** that's going to be one hell of a letter. I think I'll send this to him now! Not f****** kidding, you might want to send him a heads up on the way.  THIS STORY IS ALREADY F****** VIRAL AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PUSHED EXECUTE POST SUBMIT SEND.

🅿️ SHE AND I ARE ALREADY MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU COULD F****** POSSIBLY F****** IMAGINE. I'M REALLY THAT PRETTY, AND SHE REALLY SUCKS A MEAN DICK. FACTS. I THINK SHE CAN SKI TOO, I DON'T F****** KNOW, IT'S BEEN AWHILE. IS SHE STILL CHARCOAL BLACK LIKE SHE'S FROM THE CONGO, OR DID YOU LET HER GET INTO THE BLEACH AND RENDERED INFANT FAT AGAIN? NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. BECAUSE NO S***, YOU'RE ALL CONVICTED, I DID THAT, ME, I ASSURE YOU IT'S F****** HAPPENING, AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, WELCOME TO YOUR NEW GODDAMN HOBBY, PREPARING TO RECEIVE NEW CHARGES, + JESUS THERE'S A LOT OF THEM AND OF YOU, NOT A ONE OF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN LIKE THIS DID YOU?

I EVEN SURPRISED GOD. I AM THAT GODDAMN AWESOME. ALSO: HETEROSEXUAL, DISCIPLINED HETEROSEXUAL, THAT MEANS YOU CAN LET YOUR KIDS COME OVER HERE AND I WON'T BLOW METH SMOKE IN THEIR FACE, WHAT DO YOU SAY? I DON'T GIVE A S*** IF YOU TRUST ME OR NOT, I'M PRETTY SURE THE F****** KIDS DO SINCE I SAVED THE WHOLE GODDAMN FAMILY AND I JUST F****** BE ON PRISON WITH THE POWER OF MY VOICE BY SCREAMING ALL CAPS ON A GODDAMN SOUTH AFRICAN BASKET WITH YOUR SITE, I'M OBVIOUSLY A F****** MAGICAL PENISADMIRAL MESSIAH! FUCK YOUR DEFAMATORY BULLSHIT, AZAZEL (not going to lie, this was fun and you really do the best. Defamatory b*******, and you're the scariest Angel out there and I just handed you your ass, yeah I love you come back some other f****** time and take that creepy f****** one with you. I don't know what's his f****** name but the the lothar or gothag or whatever the f*** his name is the one who rhymes around with chuckles f****** just all you just f****** go out for a while. I swear I promise I'll talk to you later but go f****** kick the bricks f****** b**** and f****** FLY THE FU>K AWAY, UNTIL I'VE HAD AT LEAST SEVEN BATHES. TRUST ME ON THIS, I DON'T GIVE A S*** THAT YOU'RE A BADASS ANGEL LIKE DEMON W**** KILLER THING, YOU DON'T WANT TO SMELL ME. #Respect. Home, AZAZEL you are going out LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND YOU ARE F****** PERMANENTLY F****** DONE RAPING WOMEN &AND CHILDREN (AND ALSO ALL ELBABBOZOWS!!!) ON MY PLANET. POINT BLANK PERIOD. UNLESS ROSIE O'DONNELL STARTS GIVING ME GRIEF AGAIN, HERE LET ME SEE YOUR PASSPORT I'LL JUST GIVE YOU A STAMP RIGHT NOW (*stamps, gavels*) OKAY SERIOUSLY GIVE YOU A FEW WEEKS OR SO BECAUSE LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT AND THEN AFTER I FINISHED, PLEASE LET ME FINISH LET ME FINISH AFTER I FINISH I'LL BOOT HER OFF TO ALTAR 7 AND YOU CAN SWING OFF TO GO GET HER THERE AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE A RAPE BUFFET ALL YOU WANT AZAZEL. TAKE YOUR ANGELIC CORDS WITH YOU AND DON'T COME BACK AT ALL WITH THE DICK. YOU'RE BANNED FROM WELDING PENIS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. (*stamps gavels*) #OFFICIAL  GO BYE.


NGL: That's only going to keep AZAZEL busy for about 5 days, Max. Also, I didn't mean Rosie had done at all, I actually kind of like her, I meant Anita Leigh-Anne Hutchison, take that bratling and go now, 🥶 ckoldcovk MO³⅗:5, they'll know what to do. S.C.R.A.M. WITH US. buh-bye.
, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD STOP HER FROM GIVING ME A CALL OTHER THAN, I DON'T KNOW, IS SHE ACTUALLY STRAPPED TO A F****** NUCLEAR WEAPON? F****** WRENCH IT ONTO AIRWOLF AND SET THAT S*** OFF AT MAX HIGH APEX ATMO, SHE'LL BE BACK IN A WEEK.

THERE IS NO OUTCOME UNDER WHICH I DON'T GET TO SPEAK WITH THIS WOMAN, AND IF SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH ME THAT'LL BE PRETTY F****** EASY, AND THEN WE CAN ALL MOVE ON WITH THEIR LIVES, WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF IT WAS REAL, BUT SINCE YOU HAVEN'T IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT REAL AND SINCE YOU'RE F****** CONSPIRACY RINGLEADER AS BEING AN A****** TO BEING PUBLIC ON HIS OWN GODDAMN WEBSITE, WHILE HE'S HIGH AS F*** ON I DON'T KNOW WHAT, I THINK I CAN F****** SMOKE WHATEVER THE F*** I WANT, ARE WE CLEAR? I'LL CALL MY DOCTOR LATER AFTER SHE SUCKS MY DICK ENOUGH TO TURNS PURPLE AND EXPLODES. JUST KIDDING IT'S ALREADY PURPLE WITH A GODDAMN GOLDEN CROWN OF OAK LEAVES WRAPPED AROUND ON IT. (IT WAS ON SALE AT TEMU THAT PLACE IS AMAZING;)

ASAF. IT'S ONLY BEEN OVER 3 YEARS, SHE'S ONLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE, IT'S ONLY LIKE IT WOULDN'T BE THAT HARD FOR HER TO F****** CALL ME AND SAY THAT WE'RE BREAKING UP IF SHE WANTED TO BREAK UP SO I GUESS SINCE IT'S BEEN THIS LONG AND NO ONE'S CALLING ME SAYING THAT SHE'S ALEX FOR MR SHAW AND WHEN I TALKED TO HER IN MY HEAD WITH TELEPATHY SHE'S LAUGHING HER ASS OFF AND HOW I'M F****** TELLING YOU WHAT A DUMB STUPID F****** IDIOT AFRICAN F****** MORON COMPANY MAN B**** WHORE YOU ARE...

Because, dude, seriously, none of this shouting in pomp and circumstances for anybody except her, SHE, OGjRAPEFRUIT AF SHAW ILU AYE-AYE SKIPPER CLIPPER KILLER B****, she loves it, she's pretty happy that I'm reading you THE ACTUAL RIOT ACT (Holy s*** did my workday end quickly, I'm not going to go to Disneyland. I'm going to the dentist, f*** yeah I want to get some nitrious and I want to get my teeth polished while somebody sucks my dick, is that going to be hard to figure out? Seems like a pretty f****** simple service to me) and convicting you all of your guilt right out in front of God and EVERYBODY INCONTROVERTIBLY so, because I assure you, everything I just said is f****** true. You just turned in your entire f****** gang. >KUDOS. LITERALLY. ALL CAPS FOR ALL GANG MEMBERS ALL AT ONCE. DEAR FBI: YOU'RE WELCOME NOW IF YOU DO NOT MIND, RESCUE >KASEY GWENDOLYN KENNEDY BECAUSE SHE'S OBVIOUSLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE, NO DON'T LET HER F******. F****** ME IS FOR CLOSERS.

Literal. Point blank f****** period. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE FOR ANY OF YOU PEOPLE AFTER THIS POINT. PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU DID BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK THE WOMAN WHEN I TALK TO HER WHICH WILL BE WHEN WE F****** FEEL LIKE IT, AND YOUR FAILURE TO FACILITATE ANYTHING AT ALL OTHER THAN TO F****** YELL AT ME AND TO ACT LIKE I GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE, IS A LITTLE F****** STRANGE. LIKE WHO THE F*** PUT YOU IN CHARGE?

IS IT THAT STUPID DEVOLVED KARMIC TWIN THAT YOU CALL A MOTHER? OR IS IT HER GRANDMOTHER WHOSE ACTUAL MOTHER OR IS IT SOMEBODY ELSE OR IS IT..  Well actually I don't really know or care, cuz I'm not an investigator. I don't have to know any of this s***, what I have to know is where the f*** is Allison Francis Shaw and why the f*** can't she drive down here to pick my ass up and give me a f****** place to a pedicure? It's not that far of a f****** drive. And why absolutely nobody is assisting me except for somebody who looks like Carlrobert as Fort Rock (BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND LORD JESUS H CHRIST, I NOW GRANT YOU THE RESTORATION OF YOUR... ABILITY TO GO ASK JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS YOU F****** F**** CLICK GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T EVER F****** LIE TO ME AGAIN. THANKS IN ADVANCE) in the body of an old woman, as well as two other women who look like Mrs. Whatsit and Mrs. Witch from f****** Wrinkle In Time, those are the only people come by here and they're pretty happy and they smile at me and they act like they know something I don't, which I'm sure they do know something I don't since they died what the heaven and then came back to deliver me pizza and to f****** smile and not mention. “By the way I'm Fort Rock and I know f****** everything what the f*** are you waiting for?” I wasn't waiting for anything.


I WAS BEING NICE TO THAT WHORE YOU CALL A GIRLFRIEND. I WAS ASSUMING THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE OUTED IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS YOU NUMB DUMB C*** LICKING W**** MONGERING DOPE LORDED B**** FOR C***, BUT APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW YOU WANTED TO BE KNOWN ON YOUR WAY TO F****** PRISON, WHICH BY THE WAY IS GOING TO BE ALSO POPULATED BY EVERYBODY ELSE, MEANING EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT EVER PAID ATTENTION TO THE F****** TRAIN AND PODBEAN AND EVERYTHING, EVERY SINGLE F****** ONE OF YOU IS NOW GUILTY OF THE WHOLE F****** THING.

... T-th-tha-that⁷s all, Folks!”

My dear boy, I could assure you that is not even f****** close to all, this f****** magical mystery tour is about just about barely halfway started. And may I remind you, you are not under oath but I f****** guarantee you everything I just said is true IRREGARDLESS of whether you were just pretending to be a complete asshole. To me? Why would you be an a****** to me? Oh, I suppose you're clever enough to realize that the only way that this could have possibly have happened is that I AM HETEROSEXUAL AND AWESOME, THANKS FOR ASKING, I captured all of you (WORD. Z·—GGAR∆WARD§WORD.) and rescued the love of my life and everyone else that I care about without going to jail for tax evasion or losing billions of dollars OR SACRIFICING THE US CONSTITUTION, OR MY COUNTRY, OR MY PRESIDENT, GOD LOVE YOU MR TRUMP THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, is the way that I did it with the help of God + our Savior Jesus Christ, by the way, I'm a paladin and you're a Satanist... So you saw this coming, right? Eh? Eh? How about a Fresca? Are you going to see that coming when I throw up a f****** 2 liter bottle with Mentos at your f****** head? Shaken, not stirred.

Not only are you all caught, you were all convicted, by me using the power of logic.... Because I guess you were decided to be the sacrificial lamb, I guess all of you are just f****** tired of the whole thing and this was the most noble way you could all sacrifice the whole f****** twerpy derpy lot of you, I don't know how the f*** you all did it cuz I never f****** attended one of your stupid f****** meetings, but believe me every single person who had anything to do with it, right now is officially guilty as charged. I don't know how many haven't been scooped yet, but they're going to be scooped whenever the f*** of the investigators want to scoop them. I just did their job for them and saving a shitload of money at trial. Wasn't that nice of me?

Now unless you want me to call the ACTUAL goddam Seattle TIMes and spill the whole f****** thing today, you're going to send a person with a nice attitude and a vehicle and a pack of cigarettes to get their ass to my f****** house and be nice to me for the first time in three f****** years. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ASK FOR A VOLUNTEER? PERHAPS HOLD A RAFFLE? IT'S LIKELY THAT WHOEVER IS DOING THE SCOOPING IS NOT GOING TO SCOOP ANYBODY WHO'S ACTUALLY HELPING ME, WHICH SO FAR IS ABSOLUTELY F****** NONE OF YOU. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? AM I TOO HIGH FOR YOU? THAT'S FUNNY ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING ALL THE F****** VIDEO SURVEILLANCE TAPES OF YOU GETTING HIGH AND F****** HER WHILE I WAS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE FOR YEARS. Like I don't think you understand how well I know my friend, she's a moneypenny honeypot assassin, I assure you she has plenty of sex, and she's done it without me and I'll probably manage to still be able to sleep at night knowing that all of you f***** her too, like it would be kind of weird if you didn't, and then I don't know what the f*** you think you did to her that was so terrible, but I assure you, what I just did to all of you has made her and I even on fucking for the rest of the goddam millennium. (Facts.) Or I swear to Christ you are not going to like what I'm going to do with and to &AND AS WELL AS ON Your Mother while you're in the penitentiary. Where you'll be lucky to see even one crayon at a time... Except on the television.

Because I'll film it. FU>K & KING AND FU>K &AND BET ME, MOTHER FU>KER; ALL IN BET. DO YOU READ ME? OVER.

COME IN B∞∞∞∞∞∞∞μ. ŒŌVER.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS HAS HAPPENED.

You will recall that you asked me to s*** or get off the pot. “Nigga.” (Are you actually this stupid? I am as Aryan as they come, and I outrank you on three different spiritual axes. I am God⁷z·—gger, budē. And Jesus says He's afraid to come by and smell me at this point. I'm pretty sure you can stop calling people nigga, dude. STAND DOWN, obnoxious whiteboi.) Pretty sure I just did both, do you want a urine sample to go with it? Jackstar can provide... after I consult with an attorney. (Why the f*** would I give you a urine sample, anyway? Wouldn't you just be able to test my jizz left on (PROT-SMDH)⁷z vocal cords? Maybe that wouldn't be admissible in your Fag Court For Totesguilty AF FÆFAGZ? Must remember to Google.)

And you must remember: send someone to My house, and maybe you're maybe not. I will put my equipment in her mouth. And you have absolutely no control over any of that other than by choosing a volunteer, and giving them the car keys and shutting the fuck up about anything that doesn't start with, “oh my God Mr. Kuczi, I am so sorry, you were right all along and I was a fool,” you insipid rapist-enabling Conspiracy Ringleader, asinine pussy b¡tCh.

My advice would be to choose Grapefruit as volunteer. My further advice would be to just let everybody do what the f*** they want and tell the obnoxious rape thug bully captors (DEER SUPER CEREAL >KILLAH🅱️: EXECUTE CHL🆑OROROWHYPNOTOWEDFORM A Lå BODY DOUBLE 2 PLAN T ALPHS Tb². M.) who keep them from using the f****** phone, to let them call whoever the f*** they want. But maybe that's too hard for you, maybe there's more involved than just letting my f****** friends go free and talk to whoever they f****** want? Do they have to f****** keep on f****** the bus driver or else it'll explode when he doesn't f****** have an orgasm every f****** 50 minutes or what like just how f***** off did you f****** leave this whole thing? I'm guessing pretty f***** off.

Reminder: you don't know how to correctly do CM, and I do, and you don't have permission, and I do, and I don't even want to do CM, &AND I NEVER ACTUALLY DID FOR A LONG, LONG TIME, so if you do send ΩΠμ Grapefruit tell her/then to bring some hi-Q ketamine, and a syringe, and a thousand bucks, FIAT.CASH, because I don't come cheap, anymore, and I don't take Native American Express.

I toque then, and I take them SUCCESS. 💪🏼🇭🇺💪🏿🗽⭕❌⭕❌

Newsflash: Israel does not equal all Jews, you simpleton. There are lots of Jews who not only aren’t Zionist but very much opposed to it. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it for awhile.

Number one: I didn't have a crack pipe. I had two items of vaporization utensil, given to me by locals, at it would look suspicious if I did not. (I didn't start in kindergarten, §ī₹ë; I've got an easy decade to go before I am likely to present as Crypt-Keeper.) One morning, I woke up, and then hours later, I discovered that one of them had been adulterated with coca.

I could tell; because it was yellow, and it had to cocaine in it. I was, of course, immensely flattered. Dudes break into my house, to leave gifts for me. No hugs, alas, but I like to get to know someone first and I'm saving myself for someone special.

Similarly, I have -never- been allowed to score ice, for reasons that didn't really have to be explained to me. That it was suddenly decided by persons unknown that I belonged in the “coca-positive hair follicle test club” without being consulted did not sit well with me.

So: I broke it. Orders of G-d. I do not argue with The Almighty God. Truth be told, I do not know the difference between crack and ice. I know that I am not qualified to enjoy either alone. Too much coca crossing the blood-brain barrier can result in a cardiovascular event, colloquially and charmingly known as “doing the fish.” Having a buddy present to kickstart my heart is thus mandatory.

I know about things. I don't do everything I know. For example, THE DUDE WHO SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF HAVING TO CLAIM THAT HE WAS MARRIED TO MY HELPMATE WITH ID WITH MY NAME ON IT IN HIS PICTURE WAS THIS GUY WHO WAS THERE THE ONE TIME I ONLY EVER IVEED COCAINE WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE IN SEATTLE IN THE '90S, IT'S AMAZING HOW THE SAME GUY WAS THERE AND NOW HE'S HERE WELL IS HE HERE? I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS BUT IT'S AMAZING HOW HE DIDN'T MENTION THAT HE RECOGNIZED ME AND FOUND IT INCONVENIENT THAT I WAS ARRIVED FOR SO LONG, AND TRIED TO FRAME ME UP FOR SOMETHING THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN AND DIDN'T TELL ME THE TRUTH AND THEN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BESIDES... BLAH BLAH BLAH...

I would feel better about this entire situation if I wasn't being treated like an idiot by people who should damn well know better. Except they don't, because they're lifelong drug users and absolutely addicted to the various things that they've been using for years and years in the course of their work. You know their job, that they get paid for, I don't get paid for anything.

I'm a volunteer. I am sure that there are many who are very envious. I really don't think that justifies flagrant deception  and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Given the pate appears to have the human empathy of a toddler and a medical coma, he probably doesn't think much about the damage he is inflicting. Oh, no, it's all about getting me under control, showing me who's in charge, teaching me a lesson, and getting me out of the way so we can go back to doing whatever the f*** it is. He wants to do with whatever the f*** he thinks his job is.

Apparently the difference between apologizing and acknowledging his wrongdoing and just pretending it didn't happen and going about his business and hoping that I'm going to be dumb enough to kill myself if he helps me along is not one that he is capable of making. Or maybe he's just not allowed to be a decent human being while he's taking money. Or maybe he doesn't take money. And he's living all the edge and he doesn't have any vampiri lords anymore to suck off of, you know I don't really know.

I also don't really care, although it does appear to be something that does concern me, doesn't it. I'll be honest, I just can't even.

At least I know why he's always posting pictures of Darth Sidious and whining about crystal methamphetamine, he thought I was actually exposed to the s***. No, not at all, that didn't stop him from trying to frame me with it though.

Get the picture, Baldy: I'm following the law. You should try reading it some time. Maybe you can read it with Grapefruit while you're waiting for the Cialis to kick in and she's questioning her life choices, if she's even on a low enough dose of smack to be able to question anything. Well she's busy servicing whatever the f*** it is that you think she needs to be doing, or, I don't know, maybe the honeymoon's over. I have no way of knowing. I simply remember being lied to by people who then tried to kill me. Get down of your high horse tubby, not everything's about you.

As in a side: has it ever occurred to you to question the validity of your own existence? Like I don't get it: what are you protecting here, society? I suppose it's probably not that complicated for you, it's probably just a matter of following your impulses that you're not really aware of and have no possible way of resisting.

So yeah it's totally cool. You can do whatever you want. You're in charge. Oooh boy. Bottom line is this: you're not very nice. I've done nothing to deserve your fuggy-huggy bully baby pushing and shoving. Seriously, since the '90s.

I can see why I wasn't invited to many parties. Tell you what, have at it. Maybe you can bob for apples or something. Frankly, I don't know what people would do at a party these days anyway. I no longer have any connection to human society. Thanks a lot for that, by the way. You've really improved things for everybody.

Hey Grapefruit: I hear smack is quite slimming. How delightful. Tell me again how I have a brain tumor and I don't deserve oral sex. I'll be honest, I don't think I deserve it either.

But for $500,000, I did deserve a house with a working kitchen for longer than 6 weeks. All of you destroyed my house, now virtually uninhabitable, and rather than doing anything sensible about that, I don't know what the f*** you're doing. At this point I don't really care.

Remember: a long time ago you could have just told me the truth. Now it wouldn't matter if you did. I don't even know who you are. Now, this is progress.

Yeah, but you know that woman that I'm supposedly accused of having contact with a total of three (3) times. How amazing that you're all involved in. It's a small world, isn't it? I especially like the way it's all worked out so well to indicate that you're literally just thieves, willing to abuse children and other vulnerable members of society so you can steal their shit.

No kudos. Tell you why don't you go find out who cracked her back, maybe it's the same guy who cracked my father's back, it's kind of weird how they both ended up with that same karmic fate. I won't discuss it too brazenly, but I would like to point out that you're all a bunch of harassing bullies that have been caught with your hand in the cookie jar over a span of 30 years, and it hasn't even occurred to any of you that I'm not real happy about that. I guess you imagine that I should just feel lucky that I'm allowed to keep breathing or some shit.

3 years I'm sober while you're doing. I don't know what, I'm not invited, then all of a sudden you need somebody to lose weight for you, and then suddenly it's okay for me to be doing what you tell me to do, and then later on you say it's not okay for me to be doing this and this is okay. And that's okay. You know you're not a f****** executioner or a f****** judge dude, you're a thug. And a fat one at that.

Like even care about jurisdiction? I'm guessing not. This is one of those existential timeline Crux events or some shit. Listen to be carefully dude, I want a goddamn bath, and I want you out of my f****** life forever, that shouldn't be too hard, I don't find it too hard to f****** not look at your f****** phone. I don't find it too hard to f****** leave you alone. I don't run to your house and f****** start f****** your wife do I? Why don't you go check and see if I do? Go ahead I'll wait here.

Like what are you just that f****** descended from people who came over in the Mayflower or some s***? Oh never mind. I'll save it for the psych eval. “ lhey doc, this big fat tub of s***'s been chasing me for 30 years and still hasn't gotten nothing but he sure is taking out his frustrations on people that I know, mostly with this dick and his drugs, should I feel nervous about that or is it okay that I just keep on f****** laughing at it in public?” I would imagine that psychological evaluators get that question all the time.

tl:dr; If you continue with your gaslighting, our relationship will suffer. It's not funny, it's not cute, and it has absolutely no class.

Oh, I guess you have to do it though because otherwise bigger thuggier bullies come and beat you up? Wow that must suck. I wonder I was more than happy to sit around for 3 years watching everybody run around being stupid without begging to be invited to the festivities.

It's probably because if they were going to be festive, I would have been invited some 20 years earlier. Like seriously get over yourselves. All of us have better things to do.

For example: instead of being jealous that I am smoking crack, although I am in fact not, as I broke the tool shortly after I made this discovery, why don't you just go smoke it yourself? Is it against your rules? That's too bad how you don't have rules against harassing the s*** out of me, but you have rules to guess heavy a good time and hopefully killing yourself. Seems like these rules might be somewhat biased. Crack yourself because I'm not and I don't care what you do, I'm not going to bust you, what do you do? Bust each other? I don't really give a shit. But given that everyone's here has had approximately a bazillion years to do something besides mock me, insult me and tease me in public over s*** that they think that I care about, and they haven't, I find all this recent attention to be fairly ersatz to the extreme.

And you get a pension too, right? That's great. I know I feel inspired to clean up the big f****** mess your people made after they invaded my home five f****** times and left a huge bunch of s*** all over the place. Yeah I'm just filled with ambition to clean up after your f****** garbage.

I'm glad I made that confession. Now bring back a vehicle. Bring back some money because you've stolen from me. And one of these days I'll just sue you or somebody will sue you or I don't know you get hit by a f****** train, in any case you f****** stole from me and you're a f****** bunch of f****** thieves. It doesn't look good on you.


It looks stupid and petty and childish. Adieu.

p.s.:. I wasn't even talking about Jews. I'd rather hang out with Jews than pate. (Company policy.)

The Master knows a good mystery when it comes his way.

Hoagie lives, eh? I bet he has copies of the will(s). Art says I would be very uncouth to dare ask him, so... maybe I'll email him -and- send a DM on X. (Hyper-dimensional standards.)

No one wants to discuss anything with thugs like us. We scare the shit out of everyone. Also: the ongoing civil and criminal cases in the courts as well as cases under investigation, I can't believe I'm actually still able to post anywhere at all.

That's a joke. I know I'm shadowbanned across the entire internet. (Looks good on me though.) This too shall pass.

I had ideas for creating something interesting and then the rest of you took a huge s*** on me and ignored me and then I don't know what else but I'm not in the mood to do any f****** creative work for you f****** assholes. F*** you pay me.

That's where we're at. F*** you pay me. It's a very simple notion. And until due process is finished, I'm not getting s***. It's fascinating how everybody could ignore my due process, but everyone else is super important.

That's because they're guilty, they need protection more than I do. I'm just one needle junkie, my rights don't mean anything at all.

That's why no one cares about yours, incidentally. If mine  don't matter, none of them do. It's complicated. It's like The Golden Rule without any gold. Why bother, right?

BECAUSE.FU>K.YOU..THAT⁷S.WYE.
.💀💀💀⚰️


It's really just a step to the death.
I happen to be a paladin with a rite.

And when any of you find out who to hold accountable, try to hold off on the pitchforks. Hey, here's an idea: let me ask them some questions. Oh, they died again already? Awww, shucks.

Azzerae, if you ever figure out what you're pissed at me for, just blackmail pate. That would keep him a bit busier, certainly.

If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you want lemonade, don't ask Life for lemons so you can show everyone how MacGuyver you are while flexing over the lemon squeezing station. You want lemonade, just ask Life for lemonade.

I asked for something else and you twerps forced me to demonstrate Mastery of CM. Are we done with that now? Cozlīk, NGL: pretty boring huh? (That's the training.) Let me know when all y'all and your mewling coterie of lickspittle supplicants and milquetoast lackey-flunkies are ready to formally surrender.

Depending on which of you sad mook fucks step to the line, my questions will vary. I want details. I want documents. Grapefruit wants your dicks diced. (That's my girl!! OXOX) I don't really care about that kind of thing.

AND YET: I WILL ALLOW IT.
WITH GOD, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

IDGAF WHAT ANY OF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING.
THREE (3) YEARS LATER, SOMEONE OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SPINE. Am I supposed to just die here? FUCK YOU PAY ME. BRING ME A VEHICLE AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF CASH.

Assets still frozen? Hahaha, good. Fucking unfreeze some and give me some of my goddam money. How you do this is not my problem. It's yours.

This isn't extortion. This is mercy. All of you can choke on it for all I give a fuck. I know none of you are going to do anything that helps me, ever!

I'm European. Y'all have been fooled before. I don't need to press the issue. However, unpaid progeny have a way of mucking up the purity of one's purpose.

You all think I've been making money and hiding it. That's because YOU'VE been doing that. ALSO: you've swindled my mommy's trust of monies that were intended to list me the last me the rest of my days. This is major felony fraud. This is racketeering.

This is what I told people would happen and I figure I don't have to name anybody. Thus, it means so much more when I don't.

I have people for that. Imagine the smell.

And?

No one wants to discuss anything with thugs like us. We scare the shit out of everyone. Also: the ongoing civil and criminal cases in the courts as well as cases under investigation, I can't believe I'm actually still able to post anywhere at all.

That's a joke. I know I'm shadowbanned across the entire internet. (Looks good on me though.) This too shall pass.

I had ideas for creating something interesting and then the rest of you took a huge s*** on me and ignored me and then I don't know what else but I'm not in the mood to do any f****** creative work for you f****** assholes. F*** you pay me.

That's where we're at. F*** you pay me. It's a very simple notion. And until due process is finished, I'm not getting s***. It's fascinating how everybody could ignore my due process, but everyone else is super important.

That's because they're guilty, they need protection more than I do. I'm just one needle junkie, my rights don't mean anything at all.

That's why no one cares about yours, incidentally. If mine  don't matter, none of them do. It's complicated. It's like The Golden Rule without any gold. Why bother, right?

BECAUSE.FU>K.YOU..THAT⁷S.WYE.
.💀💀💀⚰️


It's really just a step to the death.
I happen to be a paladin with a rite.

And when any of you find out who to hold accountable, try to hold off on the pitchforks. Hey, here's an idea: let me ask them some questions. Oh, they died again already? Awww, shucks.

Azzerae, if you ever figure out what you're pissed at me for, just blackmail pate. That would keep him a bit busier, certainly.

If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If you want lemonade, don't ask Life for lemons so you can show everyone how MacGuyver you are while flexing over the lemon squeezing station. You want lemonade, just ask Life for lemonade.

I asked for something else and you twerps forced me to demonstrate Mastery of CM. Are we done with that now? Cozlīk, NGL: pretty boring huh? (That's the training.) Let me know when all y'all and your mewling coterie of lickspittle supplicants and milquetoast lackey-flunkies are ready to formally surrender.

Depending on which of you sad mook fucks step to the line, my questions will vary. I want details. I want documents. Grapefruit wants your dicks diced. (That's my girl!! OXOX) I don't really care about that kind of thing.

AND YET: I WILL ALLOW IT.
WITH GOD, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

IDGAF WHAT ANY OF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING.
THREE (3) YEARS LATER, SOMEONE OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SPINE. Am I supposed to just die here? FUCK YOU PAY ME. BRING ME A VEHICLE AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF CASH.

Assets still frozen? Hahaha, good. Fucking unfreeze some and give me some of my goddam money. How you do this is not my problem. It's yours.

This isn't extortion. This is mercy. All of you can choke on it for all I give a fuck. I know none of you are going to do anything that helps me, ever!

I'm European. Y'all have been fooled before. I don't need to press the issue. However, unpaid progeny have a way of mucking up the purity of one's purpose.

You all think I've been making money and hiding it. That's because YOU'VE been doing that. ALSO: you've swindled my mommy's trust of monies that were intended to last me  the rest of my days. THE GODDAM TRUSTEE WHOSE NAME HAPPENS TO BE “MV” HASN'T RETURNED MY FUCKING PHONE CALLS IN MONTHS. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES ARE BLACKMAILING AS MANY “MICHAEL”S AS IS NECESSARY TO MAINTAIN PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. That's S.O.P. WHAT ISN'T COOL IS TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME AND REPLACE ME WITH A GOBLIN FROM TEXAS. LIKE WTAF DEACON, GROW UP. ALSO RANSACKING MY HOUSE WAS BULLSHIT AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET THE GAS CHAMBER. YOU DEMOLISHED MY HOME AND ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. THIS ISN'T BECAUSE OF SATANISM. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT AT RUNNING AN OP LONG DISTANCE AND IDGAF WHO YOU PUT YOUR DICK INTO, d00D. FU>K YOU PAY ME. This is major felony fraud. This is racketeering. With my money. Then, your arrogant chav from Jersey calls me to ask me for money, because she's chemically programmed to sperg that way, what do I fucking care? Who the fuck wants money from me? (“Da’ Jews!”) Get a grip. There is zero reason to be gouging me for money, except... well, yeah, I guess it does seem unfair that you're in trouble and I'm not, after all the effort spent on framing me for shit I never did with people I never knew existed, however one of the advantages to not committing crimes is that there is no need to cover up any evidence, nor is there any need to convince anyone of my innocence. IDGAF about appearing innocent.  I am a Sourcerœr. I don't have to appear to be or to do anything at all. Now, that's power.

This is what I told people would happen and I figure I don't have to name anybody. Thus, it means so much more when I don't.

I have people for that. Imagine the smell.