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Opinion / Re: Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In Law Industry
« Last post by Worthauger on April 16, 2026, 05:31:33 AM »Quote from: One (1) Puzzled Magyar/U.S. Citizen
DEAR TEXAS RANGERS:
Y'all are brilliant at work; and while it's rare that I get to see any of you operate, it has happened often enough over the years that it's an unmistakable circumstance and always, very complementary. (POTUS knows what's BEST.) I don't know how to respect the collective lot of you, best; other than to never intentionally break the law and to yield to your authority AS WELL AS YOUR JURISDICTION at any+every lawful opportunity; so, so sorry if it seems like I'm this uncouth an otaku.mil geek, but I do in fact have special communications privileges. (You have s🅿️eCIA_l consequences. We are not the same.)
Have your Commander contact your supervisor and indicate that another supervisor should contact me in the near future, and we can thrash out any details that will help things along in our mutually aligned and professionally, #Officially ignored Missions. (Mine is eternal while yours is emergent. By all means! Be on your way! GOOD HUNTING!!)
Like, I got nothing to do with Texas. (I don't even have a Texas girlfriend, as I don't yet nearly qualify.) So why are you here?? Why are you looking at little Michael Kuczi?.? YEE-HAW! Who wouldn't?
Anyone with anything important to do, that's for damn sure. (First blessing is free. You don't need me. I already loved you!) NOTE: as a speculative creative writing project, none of this is official information nor is it intended to reveal classified information or betray my country, always faithful. Peace, dogz!
p.s.·. I saw one of your scouts earlier, I hope I was polite enough. I didn't fall in love, but that's just because I was raised that way. I don't even know if I'm lying. Cute one.
ONE SINGLE STAR, OUT
I SUGGEST NO ONE RUBS THE LAMP UNLESS THEY'RE READY FOR THE GENIE. (Standards.)
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BellGab / Re: EllGab¡†C!-iES located in the field
« Last post by Worthauger on April 16, 2026, 02:50:15 AM »https://youtube.com/shorts/xyYme5U1MnU?si=VXJk0LaRLcg1UR-m
Alas, poor Yorick hardly got a chance to S>KULFUK© him.
Bottom Line: EllGab, your methodology is flawed; your site-wide prejudice is glaringly obvious; and, even though I can't even read your site, nor see any of the pictures, nor contact any of the admins -OR- any XO, I know for certain that half (HALF!) your community is on the verge of full scale open rebellion + barn burning revolt over one critical key issue.
And, ewe know who I'm thinking of. FUCK, ≥KÎNG dDÅvv`G'z` >KNOW īT. There is no sweeping these issues under the rug.
PEOPLE >KNOW. Once again, my interest here is to create a soft controlled landing that everyone can walk away from; feeling good about themselves without being at all obvious about it. Is that going to be such a bad idea?
It certainly is for the people who will forever try to take advantage of your community, >H<ell‽`G🆎`ab. You shady shad:Ē:ovv dames have been messing with powers that you don't understand for years, and the devil has come to take his due. And for now the only thing standing between me and you and eternal damnation is my dick. (Too bad you didn't work on your own micro.)
That's not a stretch goal, that's just the way the vote turned out. CONTINENTAL ARMY LEADER: OUT
Sean was kicked out last summer.
Alas, poor Yorick hardly got a chance to S>KULFUK© him.
He didn't seem any worse than the rest of the buttheads.
Bottom Line: EllGab, your methodology is flawed; your site-wide prejudice is glaringly obvious; and, even though I can't even read your site, nor see any of the pictures, nor contact any of the admins -OR- any XO, I know for certain that half (HALF!) your community is on the verge of full scale open rebellion + barn burning revolt over one critical key issue.
And, ewe know who I'm thinking of. FUCK, ≥KÎNG dDÅvv`G'z` >KNOW īT. There is no sweeping these issues under the rug.
PEOPLE >KNOW. Once again, my interest here is to create a soft controlled landing that everyone can walk away from; feeling good about themselves without being at all obvious about it. Is that going to be such a bad idea?
It certainly is for the people who will forever try to take advantage of your community, >H<ell‽`G🆎`ab. You shady shad:Ē:ovv dames have been messing with powers that you don't understand for years, and the devil has come to take his due. And for now the only thing standing between me and you and eternal damnation is my dick. (Too bad you didn't work on your own micro.)
That's not a stretch goal, that's just the way the vote turned out. CONTINENTAL ARMY LEADER: OUT
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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« Last post by Jackstar on April 16, 2026, 01:36:32 AM »More peopleMost people should be unhinged like her.
FULL DISCLOSURE: while doing my laundry, Thank G-d; I found SHARDS in my POCKET LINT. 😇
In principle, I will say that I agree with you; there does not need to be More People like Ω§.
Nevertheless: face reality, Chica🅿️∞i-! I am in The>kC🆑_⛎🅱️. Your worst nightmare is now Our r®eality.
&AND:🧿Ī👁️dDO⭕l¡›ke ¡†. Quite a bit better than anyone else does, certainly more than (You).
I didn't cheat, I don't play, and I had no idea that this was Destiny. It's not even an achievement of a stretch goal!
It is what it is: and I, for one, am happy and proud to take part; roll around in the sick and the seethe; with absolutely no regrets. (Looks good on you though.) I know that this totally messes up many people and their puny plans.
Man proposes; God disposes. (Women take a bath.) Be of good cheer.
Everything only gets batter from here. 🫡🛡️😇
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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« Last post by Master Trollda on April 15, 2026, 11:12:34 PM »Doc, I bet you get a kick out of this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@Tajana_cekic_Fans
Here's a sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WfPWqzY5fo
She strikes me a slightly unhinged, but not in a bad way...
She's unhinged in the best way possible.
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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 14Apr2026 — In (Her) B¡†Çi-!
« Last post by Jackstar on April 15, 2026, 03:01:43 AM »https://youtu.be/REPksZAArw0
It's time to start thinking about Merch. Obvious launch product: cat toys made from plaster molds of my penis. Pricing tiers based on level of tumescence. What are you waiting for? ALL THIS MONEY!
LEFT ON THE TABLE?? (Well, after all: it is my dick.) Make the magic happen, Royal Marketplace Queer–Queen. Let's gooooo! 😇🦾🍾
I didn't think we needed him, either. A man was wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's time to start thinking about Merch. Obvious launch product: cat toys made from plaster molds of my penis. Pricing tiers based on level of tumescence. What are you waiting for? ALL THIS MONEY!
LEFT ON THE TABLE?? (Well, after all: it is my dick.) Make the magic happen, Royal Marketplace Queer–Queen. Let's gooooo! 😇🦾🍾
Quote from: BagmanULTRA
... I don't think I even need a job.”
I didn't think we needed him, either. A man was wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Radio & Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Last post by Jackstar on April 15, 2026, 02:54:08 AM »https://youtu.be/ovitKecvB60?si=r49OwjZMOe7kCWuM
https://youtu.be/REPksZAArw0?si=tY3RRC2hT2XrfW4a
STAY
ī₹: you are bad at your job. Retire. That is the sum total of my advice to you.
I wish I could
Was it depressing enough to your taste? 🤣
Your depression completes me. (Looks good on you though.) Namastμ
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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« Last post by pate on April 15, 2026, 02:53:26 AM »Doc, I bet you get a kick out of this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@Tajana_cekic_Fans
Here's a sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WfPWqzY5fo
She strikes me a slightly unhinged, but not in a bad way...
https://www.youtube.com/@Tajana_cekic_Fans
Here's a sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WfPWqzY5fo
She strikes me a slightly unhinged, but not in a bad way...
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Radio & Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Last post by Worthauger on April 14, 2026, 11:14:55 AM »ī₹: you are bad at your job. Retire. That is the sum total of my advice to you.
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Opinion / Re: Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In Law Industry
« Last post by Worthauger on April 14, 2026, 11:02:34 AM »« Reply #304 on: Today at 04:00:55 »
I am this goddam pretty. Cheers, Fedbros. I own you too. 😇