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ll I Jackstar killing little men, neighbors, or prick’s questions, really smooth-ish, terrorist umbrella versions X, why zebras? Well, quagga would be too obvious. And also: my feelings are hurt. Taking my gear is supposed to be for my own good, is that supposed to be plausible? I don't think it is.

90 day cooldown. SIMULTANEOUS. That's the protocol. And I have demonstrated sufficient probable cause. At least, in my view. I don't know what any of you have demonstrated. Because my communications are blocked. Like in Diamonds Are Forever. Like in reality, what was done to Howard Hughes. It's amazing what can be done with modern tradecraft. And it's going to be totally fucking awesome watching you turkeys testify to Congress about it.

Another Iran-Contra? It's more likely than one might think. ASSES IN SEATS FOR MONTHS. Think of the Neilsen R ratings! IDK if they even still have those. NEVERTHELESS: think of them! BUY MY CUM &AND!!! (Just kidding. I'm not selling my baby batter.) And in spite of the opportunities available to leverage this oncoming tide, I am still The target of... I have no idea, really, but holy shit are they pissed. C’est moi? Big time. I might even have my senior prom tickets revoked, to say nothing of my guild charter. (I don't have a guild, but that doesn't matter, Dean Worm Her and all his ilk are literally frothing at the mouth. Over one schizo junkie. Yep, that's me!) I am, of course, very ashamed.

Because I am not even close to being sorry about my lack of good manners at all. Holy fuck, you assholes fucked everything up, and somehow it's all my fault. Wow! Well, that's what a raging drug addiction and the total denial of it will do to an otherwise well-oiled machine of brutal oppression. (Bellgab, I love you.) How did anyone not see this coming? Oh, I suppose they did... and then, neatly sidestepped the oncoming D5 avalanche.

Bigger than you can imagine. BIBLICAL. Clearly, more petty theft is a safe move, lol. WRONG.

But I suppose you all have to eat. (Income streams drying up? Maybe going door-to-door pushing solar panels is going to be your ticket out of poverty.) And I suppose I look like a juicy target still. I am quite plump, after all. And, I'm just begging to be bullied for lunch money, right? Omfg, it's like face blindness.

* Jackstar has had enough of your bullshit, Bellgab.

Everybody out of the pool. Actual: time to hustle. Site statistics: down from 1165 to ~33. Talk about leaving money on the table.

Remember: I'm just a needle junkie with HIV. Right? That's certainly what I heard. And I haven't heard of any retraction, explanation, or feelings of contrition.

You know what might help? Put on a French maid outfit and clean my fucking kitchen, you silly twatsplat mewling coterie of bī-bully ho-thugs. What are you, busy? Maybe you're held up in Customs, or something. I really have no idea.

Because I got high? No... because I really don't give a fuck. This is your message, Bellgab. FIX. CLEAN. POLISH. Do I have to be the goddam instructor? Y'all fucked up. Now, take accountability. Sure, you never had to before. IDC. Learn as you go. No one is getting any younger, you know.

And if you don't like it, I'm not surprised. It's not really very fair.

NONETHELESS: IT IS THE LAW. (Standards.) You're welcome.

I'm gonna go pretend to want to fap now. Because that's one of my jobs: pretending to be a frustrated sex addict.

Wye. That's why. Now scram, Friend. I'm sorry if I seem too brutal.

That's the training. (Also: you owe me a refrigeration unit and a written apology.) I'm not really enjoying all this surplus of human suffering.

Hey, I stayed out of your DMs, right? CAPIÇHE? I'm practically beatifiable. Without even ever having tried to be.

And, I love you. So, I'd rather see you all turn yourselves around on your own recognizance. And if it's just too hard, zI happen to know of a quality behavioral hospital you can all plop your asses down into. I'm sure all of all y'all would feel right at home.

(Vengeance for Shakena Godbolt.)

And, I don't know that that woman has got going on, but I called her for her email address and she acted like I was some kind of reprobate deviant. Like, damn. Tough crowd. Maybe I didn't belong there?

Maybe they shouldn't have stolen my gear? Maybe they shouldn't have assumed that I was an abject retard? Well, mistakes are how we learn. And, you know how kids are. They think they invented everything.

And they think I'm old. I'm at ⅒ of my expected lifespan. That would be ten years old, if I was gonna live to be 100. How long could I really live, though? 🤔 At this point, what difference does it actually make?

I retract the question. Do I really need to know? I doubt it. Similarly did I really need to lose my boots, my kilt, y flashlight, my... everything? Well, someone sure thought so and Shakena Godbolt was so disturbed, she hollered and shrieked at me on her HIPPA-compliant business telephone line.

Huh. I don't know if that's a cry for help, or if she finally figured out that she was totes screwed; but the fact of the matter is that I am the victim of a targeted scheme to get me “out of the way.” Is this going to go on much longer? It's tedious to endure.

Asking for a friend. To arrange for any necessary intervention. Because, gosh! I'd like to be eb getting on with my life, and I don't really mind if any of you think I'm not allowed to. I don't need any of you to allow me to live.

I simply and masterfully do so. Get the picture? Now, start signing checks, Cartoonist Twatmunch. What, are you sitting there with Girl Blofeld training a pistol on you? Awkward. Funny image, but decidedly awkward.

I'll leave you to your struggles. I am sure they are real. And the next time you want to score some low-hanging fruit, think again.

MY CAPACITY FOR INDULGING YOUR RIDICULOUSNESS HAS BEEN EXCEEDED.

And, still: no hugs  Weird. I don't think your Ringleader thought all this through. No plan B, right? Because I'm a needle junkie with AIDS. Oh, wait.

Nope, that's the other one  An easy mistake to make, I guess. I'm new around here. Not really sure how things work.

But you do: sow, I don't have to. I choose to work  And, I don't work FOR YOU, BELLGAB.

That's the training. We'll see how things are next month. For now ..  face reality.


PEOPLE >KNOW. I have no idea what they know, but they sure do know it.

And they know that I have sat your thuggy-bulky Oinkerton-fed D. E. A. ± D. A. R. E asses down. Good. Someone had to. Now, go be effective. Because, after all..  public monies taken equates to being held accountable to various and sundry duties as guardians of the public’s trust.

tl:dr; you wish you could just suck my fat one and get this over with, I'm sure. Well, well, well, it's too late for that and I wasn't interested anyway. Try another strategy. Mix things up a little. Like, I don't know...  how about you sober up for a while? You might like it.

I certainly did. I certainly will again. And if my consumption of entheogenic compounds were any of your fucking business, Bellgab..  then business would be booming. Just imagine it: a life without the constant feeling of impending DOOM.

That's what you lost by trifling with me. Because I could be more subtle. More soft touch  I could also flip the fuck out. Would anyone notice? I DOUBT IT.

I have chosen the path less traveled, Bellgab. Without being at all obvious about it. Oh, you're welcome.


Good talk  You work; so I don't have to. Tarbaby owe ewe T
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Politics / Re: Q
« Last post by Jackstar on October 20, 2025, 09:13:15 AM »
Quote from: Jackstar, Destroyer of Dreams
Jackstar° ACTUAL:
Well, number one, it's all political.

Number two: they usually do not have to let things get this far. However... someone who shall remain nameless is super-stubborn.

That one, I'll publish on YouTube. Because, public humiliation is an effective teaching modality, and, I'm sick of being bled by jackals and hyenæ.

SOW SAY OUI ∆_l_l_. Cheers, >kiddo! I hope your evening is pleasant. All the more so, for not having to handle me, I'm sure. ;)

This too will pass. And I don't take offense... I simply think it's hackneyed. MK-ULTRA, that is.


Also, it's never gonna work to replace opioid with fentanyl, so all the junior mad scientists that are trying are shit out of luck. Most people knew that instinctively... but addicts in denial can be awfully fixated on themselves.


Should be a banger Halloween. BIBLICAL. :) By the way, there is no need to fear.


I don't really want to do this either, but it would seem that no one else is willing to stop kissing Alpha Darko Goyim ass. I can imagine why. They're pretty intimidating when they want something real bad.

Perhaps they'll all get Federal charges then. IDGAF. They are not any concern of mine... I have people for that.

Guerillas, mostly. And I would hate to have them break cover, just to buy me dinner. Too soon! Too soon!

The fun is just starting.

ENJOY THE SHOW.

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№t_Q.. ••√°°⁷ī7Î

Local turf struggles have complexified into rival cliques of would-be junta leaders that can't agree on the best way to, uh, “take me out.” They don't seem to think they can just leave me alone, or reach out and touch me over the phone. And I guess there's tension over something? Again: this is all political.


“The mice voted to bell the cat.” Adorable. They really are. And now:


#patmEΆ∞

I'll just stick it on YouTube. Surely you get notifications? I'm not in a hurry to promote my brand, since I guess that enrages a few *select* former oligarchs. That's too bad. I mean no harm to such individuals.

And if they are blind with fury and hatred towards me, well: that's the training. It'll pass. What, me escalate? Not hardly. ;)


btw I bought 40 oz. of orange soda, two cans of Full Throttle®™ Energy Drink, and a cup of coffee for ~$10. That's what money buys me here. I really am supposed to just give up and die.

NGL: all the world is a stage, and all the men and women, merely players, and each of us have our entrances and our exits, and why won't I just get... anything? Well, for one thing, it's all a trap.

For another: IDGAF about their city’s problems, because I'm sure I'm biased about the whole thing. That's why: I have people for the investigation, which is probably covering the whole county.

It always was, but maybe they all stopped smoking coca long enough to notice. I really don't know. This isn't my area.

I'm going back to work now. (It's my job to not disturb the crime scene and its evidence.) It's not a fancy job, but it's what I'm tasked with for now.

Because, I know that God loves me and has a plan for me. lol. I can't explain more now... I'd eventually start laughing a lot. That would be perceived as insensitive by the people who have been trying to murder me for years.

Why? That's a secret. *tee-hee*![/quote]

What can I say? The pussy is always afraid of the Ph.D. Fortunately, I don't have one.

What I have is a similar accreditation, and it's not a very big deal. However, since I haven't abused it while exploiting vulnerable civilian populations, I guess that makes me a rare bird indeed. All the rage at spring break now, huh? Remember Fraternity Vacation? Starring that looks who's name escapes me, who got trafficked into the porn industry and then was basically annihilated.

Word to the wise: don't try to out-jew The Porno Jew. Number one, you won't, number two, they are and, brutal, very protective of their territory, and anyone looking to muscle in has no idea what the fuck they are doing.

Similarly: using magical means to assault me in my home, why, that's flattering, I will admit. Also: rather pointless.

I guess some people have to find out things for themselves. In any case, I'm fine. No running water, no hugs, no legit communication, but, like Criss Angel locked in a transparent box and suspended in midair, I'm almost surely going to make it out of this latest kerfuffle without triggering another diplomatic cataclysm.

No guarantees, though. I guess if anyone wants to help set us all up for success by screaming racial epithets at me while screeching at me to “get a job,” well, now is the time. It's in fashion or something. I really don't understand the intricacies.

That's because I am an adult survivor of childhood sexual abuse, and I know how it feels to be totes fubar, and to have no coherent understanding as to the why. In truth, “why?” is the most useless question one can ask of The Universe.

The answer is always the same: “you asked for this, and it's for your highest good.” Yet I would imagine that those who can't respond well to the existential threat I continue to present are capable of figuring that out right now.

Maybe after one more bottle of liquor, and one more session of slamming clear, because, they have a prescription, n or something? That's like permission, except on paper. Oh, so effective.


I'll leave you all to figuring this all out yourselves. I don't want to spoil the surprise ending.

Does it have raisins in it? Am I gonna get crucified, or burned at the stake, or drowned at which trial? The possibilities are endless! This is a very exciting time for Humanity and their Alpha Draconian Heir Traffic Controldope Partners!

I, for one, hope that it can be an effective time as well. Bon chance, mes amis. You'll all be okay. You've got a plan for all this, right? Well, maybe you should trust it.

Since no one can trust me. (Standards.) It's because of a Global Masonic Shunning. It's to ensure I report to the Supreme Grand Lodge Master... in writing.

Let me assure you all: it's already on my action list. There's just so many things I can spend my time on in any given day right now, though. I don't even know the email address! Or the physical address! Or if you obsequious, lickspittle coterie of mewling False Mason aristocracy can even read cursive now!

An inability to read cursive might explain all the flagrant and willful disregarding of U.S. Constitutional law, but, that's not really my area. Personally, I think it's because IDGAF what you square-head fuck it bully-snitch thugs think.


BEND THE KNEE.
SURRENDER TO GOD.
HONESTLY, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. TRY IT AND SEE!

OR: FACE DIVINE REPRISALS. (Looks good on ewe though.)
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, COME ON NOW.
COME ON MAN.
I'M JUST ONE HUNG ANGRY NEEDLE JUNKIE, RIGHT?
JUST KEEP DEPRIVING ME OF LIFE, LIBERTY, AND PROPERTY.
¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

🤔

I RETRACT THE QUERY.
I DO NOT WISH TO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF OUR COLLECTIVE IMAGINATION AND WILL TO CREATE OUTCOMES THAT WE DO NOT WANT.

FOR EXAMPLE, I DO NOT WANT TO BE POSTING ALL THIS.

YOU DO. (Awwww. I am flattered.) SINCE I GUESS BASICALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS OTHERWISE COMMITTED OR SCARED SHITLESS. GOOD. WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PALS.

I WILL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR BENZO-FUELED MISERY. SHAZBOT! NA-NEW NAN-N∞.


JUST KIDDING. I AM A NATURAL BORN HUMAN.

AND I HUNGER.

MOSTLY FOR RAW GROUND BISON. SOUNDS SAVAGE, I KNOW.

OM NOM NOM. NOW I HAVE A MORE BEASTLY REPUTATION! OH GOODY! AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE, CHEAT, OR STEAL IN ORDER TO LET THAT HAPPEN.

I ALSO DIDN'T NEED TO HUG ANYONE, HARVEST THEIR MIDICHLORIANS, OR .. YOU GET THE IDEA.

BUT: YOU DON'T GET THE PICTURE.


GIVE ME BACK MY SUN. CHOP-CHOP, PRONTO, TONTO, LET'S GOOOO!

IS IT REALLY SO DIFFICULT? YEAH, I JUST BET IT IS. HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA: STAND DOWN.

AS I SIMPLY DO NOT FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR MORE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE BLOOD SACRIFICE TO YOUR DARK LORD. LIKE, HOLY FUCK, HOW DEMANDING IS THIS TWERPY-DERPY SUB-DEITY? SOUNDS PRETTY WEAK.

MOSTLY LIKELY BECAUSE THEY ARE GROWING WEAKER BY THE HOUR. (OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.) LOOK, THIS IS TOO MUCH INSIDE BASEBALL, EVEN FOR ME. I THINK WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING HERE.

DO AS THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.

ONE LAW. IT'S NOT VERY COMPLICATED. LOVE. IT'S NOT VERY EVIL.

IT'S NOT VERY FAIR, EITHER. TOUGH NUTS, ILLUMINATI SPERGLORDS. LIVE BY THE SWORD, DIE BY THE SWORD.

CRINGE AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF ME, JACKSTAR, D.O.D., D.O.M.B. BECAUSE HOW STUPID IS THIS?

VERY. NEVERTHELESS: I AM THE PALADIN THAT YOU NEED. I DOUBT I AM THE PALADIN ANYONE DESERVES.

FARE THEE WELL, PUNYLINGS. I AM BORED NOW. I'LL BE BACK AROUND, AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN; WITHOUT BEING AT ALL OBVIOUS ABOUT IT. EVENTUALLY.

BUT FOR NOW: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN MY STUFF GETS STOLEN, AND WHOMSOEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS THEIR POWER PLAY FINISHING MOVE, WAS CLEARLY MISTAKEN.

NO HARD FEELINGS. NOT MUCH RESPECT EITHER THOUGH.

HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA: TURN MY FUCKING WATER BACK ON, YOU SLEAZY LITTLE BRATLING SHIT WEASELS. BECAUSE FOR ONE THING: I PAID FOR IT. AND FOR ANOTHER, I'D BE ABLE TO START CLEANING THEN.

SOME SNOOTY GANGSTALKER ASKED ME THIS MORNING, LIKE IT WAS HIS JOB, IF I WERE A) SOBER, AND B) CLEANING MY HOUSE YET. LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO DISCIPLINE A CHILD... AND DIDN'T CARE IF IT WERE EFFECTIVE OR NOT.

PEOPLE DO NOT BECOME GANGSTALKERS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HELP PEOPLE IMPROVE THEIR LIVES. THEY DO IT BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO ENJOY THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS AND NOT BE BUSTED WITH HATE CRIME CHARGES FOR DOING SO.

NOW NEARLY FOUR YEARS LATER... THIS IS WHERE WE ARE AT, HUH? OKAY.

NO QUINCUNX ARRIVAL TIMETABLE FOR YOU, PUNYLING SCUM. CLEARLY, SOME MORE MATURATION IS NEEDED. I'LL LEAVE ALL OF ALL Y'ALL TO YOUR OWN DEVICES FOR THAT.


I'M NOT YOUR GODDAM DADDY. I'M A PALADIN, ON A MISSION FROM GOD. FOR PITY’S SAKE, CRIMINAL OLIGARCH BOURGEOISE CASTE CLASS MEMBERS... DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES? I GUESS IT PROBABLY IS PRETTY HARD TO HIRE GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

BUMMER. MEANWHILE: #paymEΆ∞. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.


I AM NOT PROPERTY.
THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE.
AND I AM A SOURCERŒR, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH THAT.

UNLESS ONE IS ALLERGIC?! WELL, WHATEVER  WE STILL HAVE CIVIL RIGHTS. AND THE SOONER SOME OF YOUR MORE BATTLE-HARDENED THUGGY ELITE PROLETARIAT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY NICE, THE BETTER. IT'S REALLY JUST A FEW BAD APPLES.

THEY'RE YOUR APPLES. MAKE SAUCE, NOT DEMANDS OF A SOURCE TITAN. I AM NOT YOUR MAGIC BUTLER

I AM A DUAL U. S./GALACTIC CITIZEN, AND I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH  MOSTLY BECAUSE.. I GET OFF ON IT. (Facts.) YOU SAVVY? YOU CAPIÇHE? PROBABLY NOT. IDGAF.


BIBLICAL. I LOVE YOU.


5:5

№t_Q



p.s.:. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. I could leave now! And yet... I stay. Why?

p.p.s.:. ENJOY THE SHOW. ÇĪÅ∅!

p.p.p.s.:. Please see below, note image attached to this post. Does that seem like a reasonable number of webcrawlers for one (1) paranoid schizophrenic needle junkie? Maybe it does to some. I don't know much about digital forensic science.

p.p.p.p.s.:. Similarly, none of you know jack or shit about how to handle a double Taurus ⭕❌. Pro tip: wait until after the stampede before offering free tap dance lessons. Come in too early, once risks being perceived as being deliberately insulting.

p.p.p.p.p.s.:. “Only trying to help.” Yes, I'm sure. Sensibly, I prefer actual help. That helps. And a fake offer meant to take advantage of my ignorance is really not welcomed by myself.


tl;dr: You have had your chances to get closer to me. Maybe it's time. Bust out those resumes. Head on down to Kinko's. Work up the nerve to ask me if The Order Of The Twelve Philosophers is hiring any winter interns.

We aren't; but it would hurt a lot less to ask than it does to keep robbing me blind. Seriously. Are people just trying to get me to flip out, or what?

🤔

I RETRACT THE QUESTION.
EVERYTHING SEEMS IN ORDER HERE.

CARRY ON, CITIZENS. YOU ARE LOVED.

I AM SCAPEGOATED. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. 🕊️🕉️✌️☮️

PEACE. (BOOTS, KILT, BACKPACK, FLASHLIGHT, TWO JARS OF MAGIC QUARTERS, MY WEED, MY USB-C CABLE, WHAT ELSE? YEAH, MILITARY NECESSITY, I REALLY DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A NERD VERSION OF COLONEL KURTZ RUNNING AROUND. THAT'S MY BEST GUEST. SURE HOPE YOU GET A HANDLE ON HE/SHE\īT!

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR PROBLEMS GET SIRIUS. ALOHA.


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CAUGHT. *wiggle wiggle* What? Me sorry? Not in the least.
Basque ET forces are extremely old-school, and their deployments in the Pyrenee Mountains are as unassailable as one might imagine... by normal human forces. However, The Order of The Twelve Philosophers is a rare and unusual kind of militia group.

For one thing: it's just me. (“Hi!”) And for another, IDGAF what it looks like to anyone.


īT WORKS. But, not for thuggy oinking sleaze who prey upon weaklings perceived to be easy pickings. In fact .. those are the specific types of people I don't work for at all. I don't even funk-shun.

Basque•ET. _l_o_l_ it's actually very funny, from at least one perspective. And yet from most others, it looks PATHETIC. How am I being unclear?

MY PLANET. MY LIFE. MY CONSENT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BETTER?

OH YEAH: ENSLAVEMENT. Hard, freedom-loving pass, Archon whoremongers. Ewe pissed me off.

But I prefer them to FALLEN ANGEL PSYCHOPATHS WORKING HAND-IN-GLOVE WITH D. E A. BULLIES. STEP OFF.  WHY SUSTAIN IT?


Your thuggy-piggy empire IS CINDERS. Yeah, I bet you're mad about it. Good. Blow. (Leave D.A.R.E. behind, I wanna have rotten tomato targets.) I don't need to have you all beaten up and thrown out.

You're just gonna... “Please leave!” See?! All diplomatic–·¡Sh. Because I love you too.


Yep: you're this much caught. (Copyright Magic Castle LLC.) Let it sink in. It can be hard for someone who has never lost, to recognize it when they have.


r₹∆vv®! *tee-hee*! Toodles, trader dumpkopf swine. Or, stay, I guess? I'm not her to boss you around.

Or: buy you headphones and vehicles and laptops and cellular phones... and now you know that.

It's not really fair, but IT IS THE LAW. And operating under false colour of it for decades, just to “teach Kuczi a lesson ” seems a bit overboard, doesn't it? You should talk about that. With your people  I guess.

As your accomplices both before and after the fact are likely to be facing reprisals as well. Now, I know what you're thinking, “this schizo is fucking nuts.” That's the training.

Hang on.

* Jackstar doesn't have to dislocate his own shoulder in order to trigger a dopamine flush, just to cope with the pain of being alive, and also doesn't have to seek all this revenge.

Still — this is better than public school, offers about the same amount of hugs, and was never something I wanted for myself. Since I'm so lazy, clearly.

I'd finish this by wishing you all have a good day, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had one without exploiting vulnerable members of the proletariat underclass, you cryptofacsist goons. Alas! If only Yorick were here. None reading this probably knew him at all well.

I'd simply rather talk to a sun-bleached skull than a rogue gang of mewling, lickspittle thieves. Like, can we ever get past this? Looks like it's going to take a miracle.

Hey: here's an idea, call 911 and complain about..  well, whatevah. Y'all loved that shit before. Go bears.

/ne pretends to weep, because he's so, so sad.


Because I really wanted to sire off spring with a vapid man-hating groomed and trafficked lesbeau goyim sow, is that it? And of course, now I'm obsessed with revenge, is that it? I'm sure it looks that way to some people.

To the rest of us, I'm simply taking the piss and using irony so advanced... Certain People can't even understand what they are even looking at  Oh, you're welcome.

Now run along to the party, and blow Richter away  This really isn't all that much fun for me... but the audience seems to enjoy it.

BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING CAUGHT, RAPETHUG DOPELORD SCUM. I don't even know who any of you are! I didn't care to find out! But as long as you're being ridiculous, you might as well incriminate yourselves even more.

Why delay īT? Camp out on the steps of Congress on Capitol Hill and wait patiently for it to be your turn to testify before the Ombudsman. Since all this money you racist pricks blew through is something you are proud of, right?

Go on. Go on: git. As I am heartily sick of all these spookshow cloak and dagger shenanigans. I think most little are. And those who aren't... well, they probably have some kind of condition.

Have them all fly over a cuckoo’s nest. What do you say? I bet you'd all look real impressive, what with everyone mean mugging and sharing the same demeanor and all. It's not like you're all terrified of public exposure, right? Hang on.

* Jackstar could have been more tactful than this, but is really not in the mood to be more enabling than is strictly necessary.


Trust me, know me, believe me: I know how excruciatingly annoying I am being. That's why my property should be brought back to me... instead of more of it being taken. Think about it.

Because you have neither evidence, nor valuables as loot. What you have is an audience watching me bait you incessantly, without being at all obvious about how, or why.

But people know who. I am Jackstar. And you, collectively, used to be pretty goddam scary. A group to be wary of. Well, now you're all laughing stocks.

Stay mad, ›kids. I don't want you to but you will anyway and after years of chem-stim abuse, any human emotions are better than none at all. Reminder: CAUGHT.

Really, you might end up liking being my subjugated peoples, at least I'm a Source Titan. It sounds cool, because it is. And screeching at me like it matters, that seemed wise at this point, huh? Wild.

Everything seems in order here. Be on your way, Citizens. I'll most likely not learn that you have been hung at dawn by your own underlings. Most likely. I hope not. That would be a sad thing.

Too soon, for one thing. Obviously. And for another... if you're gonna come to Earth, just to have an excuse to bite down on a false tooth filled with cyanide, why can't you just hug me while doing it? Maybe cyanide teeth are my weakness. Worth a shot at this point in any case.

Oh, right, I recall now that y'all can't stand the sight of me. Or something  like Goldstein in 1984, except, actually real. I imagine that we're all pretty disappointed about how this is turning out to unfold.

Except me, of course  Hang on.


* Jackstar loves to engage in lawful political protest using the non-violent methods of public excoriation, thinly-veiled contempt, and a willful disregard for the critically undermined heirarchy of needs that the average spacepimp flesh peddler must be dealing with these days.

Next time, just remember where you parked, after parking on some other planet. Thanks, spacethugs. Buh-bye!


You're not Reavers. Summer Glau doesn't need to become She-Ra. You're pimps from beyond the heliopause. Great. Now, take off, Ho•Xur(s).

NO LAST STARFIGHTER. NO DEATH BLOSSOM EXPERIMENTAL WEAPON. YOU'RE JUST GONNA PACK YOUR SHIT, LEAVE BEHIND WHAT YOU CAME TO STEAL, AND NOT COME BACK. IT'S REAL SIMPLE.

ALTERNATIVELY, I HAVE NO IDEA AND IDGAF. I'M AT MY MAX CAPACITY FOR ALL THIS KIND OF SPERGHEAD BULLSHIT, FRANKLY, QUITE FRANKLY. (Incidentally, I love that guy. He's a real mensch.) NOW, I GUESS I'LL BUY ANOTHER SET OF WIRELESS HEADPHONES AND ANOTHER LAPTOP POWER ADAPTER, AFTER WALKING SEVERAL MILES TO THE NEAREST TRUCK STOP TO PROSTITUTE MYSELF FOR MONEY. IS THAT THE PLAN?

HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE TERRORIST GREMLINS FROM BEYOND THE STARS ENGAGING IN PRETTY THEFT SO AS TO LOWER MY PRODUCTIVITY. WOW. THE BIG TIME. WOO-WHEE.

No wonder I never asked for ANY of this. Still: beats scrubbing hubcaps, that's for sure.


Tarbaby—Mandelbrot oh Ū tea. Because we mos def have a goddam understanding here: NUTS.

(Like, I have some. We are not the same.) Should I say “adieu” again, or is that getting hackneyed? It's hard to get focus group data while being unlawfully imprisoned and held incommunicado; like you do.

* Jackstar doesn't even wanna stop the signal. It's already there, in The Cloud.


For real: CAUGHT. Yeah, yeah, I bet there's a lot of murderous rage getting triggered. Relax, it might not be so bad. And if murder was gonna help... well, ample time has elapsed. What were all of all y'all homicidal maniacs waiting for, Colombian Necktie Christmas? Pfft. You wish, Oinkerton pussies.

Good day, plebians. I SAID GOOD DAY. *click*
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Radio & Podcasts / Re: The Liquid World of Richard Groyper
« Last post by Jackstar on October 20, 2025, 01:20:02 AM »
Limited hang-outs used to be less embarrassing. This is flagrant pandering. Four hours of this garbage is going to make me start craving Dilaudid.



... SO I CAN FRAME SOMEONE WITH IT.  (*🎤 drop*)


0:43 note the distinct difference between “threatening to sing” and “actually singing.” It's a huge difference, really.


Sow: what is whistling while one works? Especially once one has tamed Cerebrus.



(* Good püpē. Y'all get nine (9) biscuits later for being so good, it makes your Master proud.*)


Now, I don't know who Mastered Animal Husbandry, but ... well, I'll leave that there. “Sibiliant Spousery”? WHATEVAH!


5:5

NOT_Q


Code: [Select]
You had your chance to negotiate with me, Todd•e_l_l_e-Lμ®Z.

Tootsie is (almost certainly) cancer-free, alive and mostly well, acting as Cinderella to Decrepit David Rubini in Washington State, while at the same time across the southern border into contested Jefferson—Oregon, the hottest H.A.L.O. semi-precious stone ever is trying to hitchhike, and acting like the things I am saying are, and I quote: “crazy.”

Well, because, like, duh. If I simply told the truth and sounded rational, that would LITERALLY BE TREASON; and as well, a violation of whatever Starfleet regulation Lt. Saavik was quoting before she got Rodgered by Captain Kirk’s bastard man-child mad scientist, D.A.V.🆔. Was he nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-NINETEEN??

I'll leave the rest as an exercise to the student. REMEMBER: that's all of you these days... studying ME.

ME, JACKSTAR, COLLEAGUE OF GRIMLOCK.

SHE, GRIMLOCK, LEADER OF THE DINOBOTS NOW. (It must have been quite the election night.) ME, FRIEND OF GRIMLOCK NO MATTER HOW MANY EGGS SHE SHAT OUT.

IT'S NOT DISGUSTING. IT'S A CLOACA. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME AND MY SWEETY, OR OUR PHYSIOGNOMY. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE COGNITIVE CAPACITY TO GROK THE FULLNESS OF MY SELF-LOVE.

SOME OF YOU EVEN THINK I'M “NASTY.” GOOD. KEEP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I DO ALONE WITH MY FULLY FUNCTIONAL SEX ORGANS.

KEEP THINKING ABOUT WALTER MATTHAU TOO, WHY THE EFF NOT? IMAGINE, HIM AND JACK LEMMON, SWAPPING TALES ABOUT TRAINING NOR MA GENE ROCK WELL.

IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE A SCRIPT—
BECAUSE, IT IS. ALL OF THIS HAD BEEN DONE BEFORE.


NOW,
TOOTS:Ë:, WE'RE GONNA DO IT EFFECTIVELY.

ONCE MORE! WITH FEELING! PRETEND YOU DON'T CONSENT!


NOW GET YOUR CHANGELING-LINGLINGZ ASSES BACK OUT THERE ON SET, AND YOU WALK THAT TALK YOU'VE BEEN SLINGING FOR DECADES, HOLY FUCK, Råytheon, formally Top Cat when it comes to Toad Scat, is not at risk, anymore.

Not because of the name change to r†×.

>KNOW! IT'S BECAUSE I ALLOWED IT! (I liked The Company so much, I had them segregated and subjugated for my own, personal and exclusive use. You salty, crusty lot can just wait patiently for your turn, In The Waiting Line — Zero 7, because SHE WILL be coming back ‘round that mountain top again.) I always wanted to be a legendary corporate fixer.

Not for the perks. But only, because I knew that I could do the job, once I got the job. Capiçhe?

Now then. What's got breakfast waiting for me? Oh yeah, lol, Mister & Missus Jetson, plus Astro, living The American Dream, at XXXX (Blank)H.A.U.S. Bull:Ë:vvardWARD, JACKWARD55.

I don't mean to rub SALT 🧂 into any WOO-ŒNDZ, but has it ever occurred to any of you that... I had plans of my own, before you all decided it would be best to simply... bury me in straw, mangje?

Like it's not tu-tu big a deal, however, this whole scenario was cutting it far, far too close for comfort. Just ask Ted “Jedi” Knight.

After politely offering to buy him a Fresca®™, of course. *tousles hair* Now then... where was I? Oh yeah, naked and alone in a CIA traphouse built on STOLEN NATIVE AMERICAN WORLD HERITAGE TRUST LAND. (>Kudos.) Now, what shall I do next?

Hang on.


* Jackstar follows the law. O E (1) L∆VV.

You are all hereby involved. (Because you listened.) Sow, you can just come visit. Anytime! I'm not real fussy about it. Not like Faghot Neigh-boor Shane, who, I must say ... is not much of a classy sport when he's lost, lost, lost.

So I'll let this delightful wife deal with that side of the fence. The grass is always greener on the other side... and I don't the way Neighbor Shane treated HIS wife. To say nothing of mine.

Who did not every really exist. #Officially. Right? That's what all these not-yet-shredded Court fillings say, sooooo...

Be of good cheer. At least I don't want to need a race of superhuman übermensch just by cuddling and turning a blind eye to THE WORMS CRAWLING IN AND OUT OF OUR NETHER REGIONS.


DREAM. CATCH (HER). IN DEED. (Vengeance for Stephen⁰.) It was a pretty decent book, righterbrow, but got kinda funny near the end. What gives?

Or ... is that a secret? Ⓜ️⭕⭕№ⁿ¡k!∅Î|\!K‽!oyyyyy! Inc.! OR POOR 8ATE TED!!!

*polite titter* I digress. Mostly just so as to make the possibility that I am RAND(all) 🇺🇸F.L.A.G.🇺🇲`G. incarnated as flesh an imaginable possibility... while simultaneously demonstrating that I am not.


Without being at all obvious about having done sow. (Standards.) It's not elementary. It's satire.


I also thought Alanis was so frickin’ hot that it HAD TO BE bait. Like, why would she like me? What have I ever done, in the whole of my 52-year-spent life?

I couldn't even handle being a needle junkie correctly. Sad! Sad! It actually is sad! I would have loved being a needle junkie

Now, here's Gwendolyn (Blank) ET with some Weathermen prick. (David: that's either you or Davina or Darren or Dave or Derek or Dwight Schulz, take your pick. Enjoy the tacos!

Enjoy facing The Magyar Wheel.) I think we're at isotascy here. I'll be back in a bit.


WITH! NO! B¡†! (Freedom from Alpha Draconan tyranny is no small thing.) THAT'LL BE ALL FOR NOW, FOLKS!

REPORT TO STUDY HALL, >K.Æ. Hall’s Men-tho-lyp-tus™® has no satisfying jingle for me to use under terms of Fair Use as delineated in the Copy-Wright Act of.... WHAT YEAR IS IT???

(Vengeance for Pam Dawber.) Nice shot, Colorado >Kid, that was one in a million.

BETRAYAL OF ONE'S SELF
IS THE HIGHEST BETRAYAL.

UNLESS YOU'RE A PERSON WHO HAS
BECOME CHEMICALLY DEPENDENT ON
SPACEPIMP DOPELORDS AND THEIR SIN-
THETIC DOPAMINE HITS, JUST TO MAKE
IT THROUGH THE DAY. WOW, SUICIDALLY
DEPRESSED? MRS. DOUBTFIRE WASN'T THAT
BAD, WAS IT? WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY ALL A
STUDENT ACTORS’ GUILD SECRET. LET'S KEEP IT
THAT WAY.

THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
THE BLOOD IS COMPULSORY.
THE RIOT ACT HAS NO NEED
2🅱️RED.

NO NEED TO RIG FOR RED.
IT'S A SUNDAY.
I DON'T WORK ON SUNDAYS...


👁️ VOLUNTEER. (/oxflex)

Richard Garriot
Richard Groyper
Richard “Liquid” Groyper
Dick-“`G-Roy Lampkins`”-star

&AND, re-introducing, Ray Parker Jr., as:


HIS OWN GRANDFATHER.
How can that be possible?

Hang on.

* Jackstar is on a Mission from GOD.

With God, anything is possible. For example, I really don't have to go back to Buck Lrπ. However, it's an option.

But there's so many other things I would like to do with my life without crossing through Lewis County, you dig? I love those guys, honestly...


AND IF THEY WANNA PUT A $5,000 BOUNTY ON MY HEAD “⁴4 SPEEDING,” THEY HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR PEOPLE TO CLAIM IT FOR REAL.

NOW THEN. WHO'S ON FIRST? MUH DICK, I MEAN. WHO'S GOT THE_LIST? BECAUSE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A LINE UP WAITING.

(Vengeance for Frank Herbert.) Dude, The White Plague was a real downer. I guess you ended up hating the Sidhe, huh? Well, a lot of people do.

However, enough of Us don't that it seems like a good idea to avoid suspending habeas corpus, posse comitatus, or seriously pissing off a Magyar Cub Scout Graduate. (DEAR WEST POINT BALLED PHAG: I got my Arrow Of Light. You got a merc mommy trapped in Alternate Timeline Rhodesia. We are not the same. TYME for Bed, Buttē.) ALSO: I made peace with Kashmiri jingoist agitators, A FEAT DONE SO COMPLETELY UNDER THE RADAR, I AM FORCED TO OPENLY CONGRATULATE MYSELF ON A FORUM WITH SERVER HARDWARE CO-LOCATED IN JOHANNESBURG &AND TEL AVIV!

“Now, THAT'S entertainment.” Go on, go put some mustard on it. We want (μou) to.


SIGNED,
THE ROYAL WE:  >Kuczi + >KinĪsun.

(Note: D. Rubini was not available for comment at time of this post announcing his FIRING AND REPLACEMENT, which happens in his future anyway, so, take this part with
Ayyyy
G
R
E
Yåīⁿ

👁️ Of ...


🧂. Just 🧂. (Recall Warlock, featuring Yves Cloquet as one scary badass. And savor the truth:


Those such as they,
ARE TERRIFIED OF ME! Me, >Kuczi -or- Frank(HER.Z) -or- my mother-in-law’s cooking! Since I can swill down all of that, without having to explain... it's a pretty intimidating sight.

To warlocks, I'm saying. And I don't know what kept them in check before; but seemingly... not enough, eh? /smdh


That's who I am, Bellgab. And you are pretty cool too.

That's why I MADE YOU ALL and YOU ARE ALL MINE.

MINE. MINE MINED, MIND MINE, MINED! MINE MIND, MIND DEAD.

Sow: we're gonna be cool about this. Really cool. Because for one thing... the H.E.A.T. has gone UNFATHOMABLY KELVIN for me by now. It won't stay that way, but for now, THE BALANCE OF POWER HATH BEEN MAINTAINED

Because I said so. That's it. That's the only reason. Ω savvy, Bellgab? I fucking bet the farm you are, *tee-hee*!

Game face on. Be nice. BE BEST.

And, if someone could wake up Hicks so Louis can take his place in the CRY-0H-PAWED, that'll be great. Bite that pillow, Mr. Wah-wah VV∆in. Bite it like you wanted me to bite off a dick.

Because,
WITHOUT CONSENT
FULLY INFORMED CONSENT
OR, A WHOLE LEVERAGE,

YOU HAVE LOST THE MORAL HIGH GROUND.
AND AS WELL: access to TheRealThing™. (*snap* gavels, stamps) Just like that. I'm sick of your attitude, basically.

And a mE Īs (sic) of EvvE. (“El Paso? ELLE! PASS! OH!” The Gate to Women's Country is not the same as the gate to COMP’d, lying ¹61⁶-teen faced Gemini, Rub.ini, 🧂→👁️, okay? Ok? OKAY?

MEANWHILE, WHERE YOU BEEN?
WEAR: YOUR BEAN?

Answer in your own time. I don't feel like starting another goddam Constitutional crisis this week. Next week isn't looking good for that either.

(Vengeance for Mrs. Colombo.)

Look at the bright side: I don't really need a Mrs. Kissinger IRL, or on my masthead. This is all gonna get worked out in post-processing.

THEREFORE: I'm single. Arranged marriage: CINDERED. And personal choice, is let Oma tell me who to snuggle with. She has the demeanor! And, she has the Sixth Degree of separation.

THE DAWNING OF A NEW AUSTRO-MAGYAR-BLACKkKÇON EMPIRE HATH BEEN POSTPONED. THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE ISLAND HAVE BEEN RESPECTED.

HOWEVER: A BUNCH OF WHINING CRYBABIES INVADED MY HOME AND STOLE MY NEW HEADPHONES. THEY WERE MEANT TO REPLACE THE Bose®™ Noise-cancelling Wireless Headphones THAT WERE ALSO TAKEN BY, AGAIN, A BUNCH OF WHINY CRYBABIES. (A-bloo-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo boo-hoo-hoo.) GET USED TO IT:


JACKSTAR DELIVERS; AND NO ONE ELSE COULD. ERGO:

Stop sucking your primary abuser’s phat one, you totesk©kçucker, and get your asses to a) a battered women's shelter, b) an N.A. meeting, and c) an actually COMPETENT ATTORNEY, who ACTUALLY MAKES PHONE CALLS TO THE RIGHT PERSON.

Just a suggestion, really, but as one person, there's only so much I can do to help keep seventeen Junior Caste Sidhe-vv¡†Ches from embarrassing themselves any further. “Suffer not! A witch TO LIVE!” See? The power of PUNCTUATION.

Now, if White Power Bill wants to murder all The Otherkin, at that point, Houston You've Got A Problem. Barring such an unfortunate occurrence, I'm golden and extremely, touchable.

But, 🤔 would it be... sultry? I don't have to FA to FO, that's for damn sure. Nor should any of you feel like you have to. ART THOU UNDER DURESS???

That is legit, just pride, fucking with ewe. PRIDE. Like a lion’s.

Here, play with this ball of 🧶 and have a nap, Tigerkünt. I got you covered on this, just this once.

A second time will require a flinching huzz•BANNED. (This can't be forced. It has to happen naturally. Sow there.) I love you all... especially The Double Under Study for... Ma Damn See Crypt Squirrel. (Name withheld because her present cover husband has absolutely no spine and he doesn't deserve public humiliation since... that's how he lost his spine, got sent back in time, and /.Break command not recognized.) №w YOU ALL KNOW:


I AM JACKSTAR, AND I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.

However, I built my self into a being that was born to flirt, for only in that way... does it mean anything when I do not. You dig?


Yeah. ewe Doug.

 :massive dynamic rolleyes:

Now, I'm gonna publish more audio, and you're gonna like it, MOTHERFUC— *click*
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Radio & Podcasts / Re: The Liquid World of Richard Groyper
« Last post by Jackstar on October 19, 2025, 11:28:55 PM »


Consider:
“Only trying to help,” vs. “Only helping.”
🐖 Sow? Are you considering? Are you still considering? One should consider carefully...


WHEN KEYSER SOZE’S WIFE IS ON THE LINE!!!

STAY.TUNED
STAY.HUNGRY
STAY.CELIBATE

... this is the extent of the advice I have for most of you at this time. The Fallout has cleared īT⁷z EXPANSION ACROSS THE LAND.

And now, my love-LēíGÌ-h(s)... WE MAY NOW YET DINE. (I'm gonna continue to abstain — gotta watch my girlish weight and keep my firm’s memberships intact, don't cha know — but all of all y'all can do... As Thou Wish.) On what, I have no fucking idea.

All the Crow is spoken for. MY CROW. MINE.


MINED. I'll explain all this later, in a book, that can be either received freely... or, it's gonna retail for about $63.9 million USD fiat. (Facts are projected. We'll see what Santa says about reaching behavioral goals, Punylings.) What? It's a free market.

It's a free Constitutional Republic.


It's a FREE CUNT TREE. (She's tired of being chained to The Rock of Prometheus. “Aww, dessicated scraps of liver and offal **again**?” Yeah, you fuck and know it.) Still. ⁴4 NOW.


BECAUSE OF 👁️
Ī, PALADIN Ī, THE>KÏNGPÎNNER 1,ĪĪĪ!11! (with maybe a little help from Jeff K. Ewe remember him.) SIGNED,


JACKSTAR,
DESTROYER OF D.A.R.P.A./DARLA\DERPA-DURPA!

(Film at 35, 70, and eleven eleven NICK &AND DROWS FUKū!)

p.s.:.·. The first girl who ever shared stimulant chemicals with me, showed up at Good Samaritan hospital while I was strapped to a gurney, having my exotic midichlorians exsanguinated out of me, WITHOUT INFORMED CONSENT, nor with any concern shown AT ALL for what the consequences MIGHT have been.

p.p.s.·. Sow, 🐖 Fern ain't gonna stay fond of piglets forever, that's for damn sure, and we're pretty fucking far past going after each other in the civil courts, n’est-çe pas?

p.p.p.s.: REMEMBER ALWAYS that I am a kind and benevolent subjugator, a compassionate conquistador, and YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO BE CLOSE TO ME, MICHAEL^v&AND(HER)SNATCH, EL•OH•EL!

p⁴4.script: Law Enforcement will be my underlings now, always... because I have no need to “break” any law, NOR HAVE I EVER ACTUALLY DONE THAT, SOWS.

p⁵.VVVVV.:. (Vengeance for Donna Wolfen—H.A.M.M.E.R. Barter-Burger-Bell’s Sin: TymE.) This is a little too much inside baseball, but, then again... there was a little too-too much MILITARY SPECIAL OPS TERRITORY-DENYING WEAPONRY IN THE LATEST TRAPHOUSE I WAS DUMPED OFF AT, You dig?



BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
BIBLICAL.

AND, ONCE GRAPEFRUIT OMEGA PRIME CAN, ONCE AGAIN, FREELY SPEAK ON THE GODDAM TELEPHONE... WE'LL SEE WHAT WE WILL ALLOW YON PUNY SPAWNLINGS TO DO.

YOU DON'T GET TheRealThing™, that's for goddam sure. You're all getting some souped-up edition of Flintstone chewable vitamins.


BECAUSE Ī, >K7©ZÎ, Î, DESTROYER OF MASON—·¡<K §🆔ī-ÎË-^vv¡†Ches SAID SO, SOW MATRIARCH. DON'T LIKE IT? WELL, GO ASK YOUR HUSBANDS ABOUT IT.

IF YOU CAN FIND THEM,
FLOATING IN THE ALPHABET SOUP. (tsk tsk. Such a waste of perfectly trainable breedstock.)


Any questions? Good. WRITE THEM DOWN...

ON A FRIEND'S FIRST BORN MALE HEIR. NOT A TATTOO, THAT SHIT IS HACKNEYED. HOW ABOUT A HENNA TATTOO? THOSE ARE FUCKIN’ COOL ON MINOR CHILDREN...


especially when used to subvert both child labor laws AND Federally mandates regarding OFF-BOOK BLACK OPS SURVEILLANCE. (So hot these days, really.)

And if all this seems like too-too much, just remember the following...

HER NAME WAS JEWEL.
CURIOSITY KILLED HER, DEAD AS DISCO.

SATISFACTION BROUGHT HER BACK.
AND THEN...

ANGRY JEWISH OLIGARCHS TOOK BLOOD VENGEANCE AGAINST ME, AND TURNED HER INTO A USED CAR SALESPERSON IN TEL AVIV. (Facts.) NO SHAME IN IT.


NO MAGYAR PENIS IN IT, EITHER. 🤔 LET ME ASK YOU ALL SOMETHING... HOW MUCH COCKBLOCKING IS “ENOUGH?”

Think it over, and when y'all have a consensus for an answer, say U.N.C.Lμ.E_l_l_e twice and contact  >KUCZI, MICHAEL CLIFFORD in the morning.

Any velvet morning will do, Chaoist Cowards. Yeesh. Y'all are acting like you've seen a ghost, or something.

Hang on.


HEY MIKEY, DO THE CASPERWALK DANCE AGAIN, THAT ALWAYS SLEIGHS ME, *tee-hee*!

Enjoy the show. More to follow.
AND: REMEMBER THE TOOTH.


BURY THE TOOTH OF THE HYDRA AND A SKELETON ARMY WILL ARISE. (Offer not available in Guam, Madagascar, or Ireland.) SPEAKING OF IRELAND, YEAH, THAT'S YOUR ISLAND.


BUT,
IT IS MY GALAXY, SURFACE-DWELLER. EYES ON EWE.
EYES WIDE OPEN AND FOCUSED ON THEE — THEE, AND THINE MARITIME ILK.


USMCJ JURISDICTION IS A BIG DEAL.
IT'S AN EVEN BIGGER ONE WHEN IT'S LEGIT.

AND NOW,
IT VERY CERTAINLY



ĪĪ∆§∆S@Π@№¹¹|11, iluiluilu! (Allison F.S., IT'S TIME TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH.

AND IF YOU CAN CRASH YOUR GAY-ASS TIMESHIP INTO NEIGHBOR SHANE'S COMPOUND, SO MUCH THE BETTER. THE DUDE DID NOT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. SO, HE IS ALL YOURS.

WE WAIT FOR YOU, BECAUSE, AFTER ALL... IT'S YOUR SECRET GIRLFRIEND HE'S BEEN SEX TRAFFICKING INTO A SMACKED-UP JELLY WHORE, SO, IT ONLY SEEMS FITTING TO LET YOU START THE RETALIATORY STRIKING.

OR, STAY PARKED IN STATIONARY ORBIT BEYOND THE HELIOPAUSE. YOU KNOW, WHATEVAH IT IS YOU SPACEMAID KNIGHTMEREZ DO.

WHEN YOU'RE NOT REMEMBERING YOUR FOUR (4) SECRET MASONIC SPOUSES, THAT IS. (THANKFULLY, THEIR IDENTIIES REMAIN A HIGHLY CLASSIFIED SECRET, PINKSMAKSP∞K. BELIEVE ME, THIS COULD BE A WHOLE LOT WORSE THAN IT IS NOW.) üüevvÊ!

For (μou), I'm saying. Worse for ***(You)***.


For me: NOBODY DOES īT BETTER THAN G-D.

>KNOW BUTT :Ë:..••°°⁷ī7Î


5:5

Not_Cue🎱
Not_Queue🛗🛗🛗🛗🛗
JUST⚖️NOT♎r°, №t_T∆Ⓜ️∆r^

.•Ī•.∆Ⓜ️.å.Sourcerœr.


Trust me, one of mE Χ all you're gonna get, Humanity. You ain't gonna be hanging me from any trees, ornamentally or otherwise.

BY DIVINE EDICT. I suppose any are welcome to try... and then, I guess, deny The Holocaust for an encore? Pfft, lol, as if.


For Morn: I am sorry that I hurt your feelings. Similarly, you are sorry for... well, whatever. Start with Kalle, if you were to ask me, but you're too über to associate with me, eh? Eh? How about sharing a Fresca with the unterslav? No? Oh, right — the PIER PRESSURE.

Don't worry. I'm not a psi-scion sly *yawn* idijit. I simply like to behave that way... BECAUSE IT IS NEVER TIME TO DANCE.


TYME: THERE IS ONLY ONE MOMENT TO...


²Shine. SHY ⁿNⁿ. Can't leave Shine-Gri-La, can ye? Can any of ye? Wow, that's too bad.

And also: AWESOME SAUCE, LOL. (Disclaimer: the Kay-Oh-Oh §^7⁷℅∆°T∅ Awe-Sin Oat Recombinulstor is proprietary technology, still in Alpha Stage, and ought not to be confused with **legitimately Sourced** Divine Technology.) What's it like, being in denial of an addiction to targeting Shorecrest High School alumni from the 90s with your kleptocratic cryptotyranny?

Is it... is it slimming? Is it worse than the menses? What if ALL the Men... sees what 👁️see?


WELL
WE'LL...

YULE.SEE.
STEAL.BEECH.

STOLE. SWITCH MINK/MONK. STALE.

GRIM. BUT,🤔 IS IT GRIMGOTT⁷??

Sadly... that'll be up to a military tribunal to decide. (Thank you, Space Force. Meanwhile, keep hoarding those asteroids filled with GOAL-ELD!)

I love you all. Thank you for your attention. Please, if you can donate, stop donating to the ASPCA — like, entirely, cut them off the Sarah MacLachlan Angel-poweded tit for a bit, LIKE A CANARY-POWERED LIGHT SWITCH, HUZZAH! —
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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 18Oct2025 — The Final (V) Five (5:5)
« Last post by Jackstar on October 18, 2025, 08:01:43 PM »
https://x.com/_n_Jack/status/1979636728374992968?t=mP5dYBPiFl4dJFcbqxCUEg&s=19

YOU 🫵 made this all happen, Bellgab.





īT.CHANGES.
īT.WORKS.

5: AND 5

№t_Q

16
https://x.com/_n_Jack/status/1979417909438116187?t=IaG0HOrBh9hRV43Xwr1bDQ&s=19

I like to know occult knowledge. Occultists like to be left alone to do whatever. We are not the same.

My accomplishments are undermined by operatives stealing from me and interfering with my objectives without mentioning why. It's usually some past life karma thing.

I'm not worried about this kind of thing. I already knew it was looney tunes when people thought that I had been stupid for not noticing the setup. I don't understand to this day what they were thinking would happen.

“we'll dispose of him easily.” without my tacit approval I can't be moved along at all now. I'm Clergy.

People have heard of me. It's real. It's also annoying. For you, I'm saying. Annoying for you. I'm not annoyed at all. And y'all seriously thought i might be working with “police.” huh. well, it was a paranoid time.

Dave and Matt and Michael are the same man, with AI synthesis and support, its amazing what technology can do, and of course one man gets three spouses.

Of course they both hate me. I have made a mockery of how they value their lives. Just by being me.

Fortunately this won't be a big deal. I'm not going to uncover more real estate fraud. That would be a silly fear.

“I think he's trying to steal my dogs.” — the totes honest face, hanging wide open. The dawning amazement; I'm supposed to look like I'm an antagonist. Like I'm upset about something.

It's not just hard to deweaponize someone. Basically just stop gaslighting them and relax for a time without working a problem until a solution is found.

I was told that I had stolen drugs (cannabis, CM, LSD) and that I had done so to sell them. I heard similar briefings at odd intervals and I could not tell if it was a subtextual joke or what it sounds like after a Manchurian is activated.

I don't really have any one to ask. And I don't know any Central Reference Office. I bet my mother had known them all.

And she told me nothing. Obviously there was a great deal of information. Also, there once was a much larger amount of my property around me than there is now.

Could it be, 🤔 a portal?


Oh, I know now; they knew each other, and of course a sacrifice was a regular event. And of course a lot of people have seen their earnings and potential earnings drop after word spreads to the four corners that someone hasn't been very nice.

I don't need to get into this section. Reputation is funny stuff. “please leave!”

I am beloved. You are a snooty, demanding aristocracy with no strong understanding of what purpose I might lend myself towards. We are not the same.

Nearly four years later; yeah, you almost got me, any minute now, and I was so vicious when I failed to pretend there was nothing strange happening. How dare I?

There is no real reason for me to be not okay. It could have been worse by far, and as I haven't been told, it must not be too terrible. The bonus footage in the trailer, and Linda's trap house, and anywhere else I was exhorted into unnatural reaction, well, it's likely not going to go that far at all.

I don't need it to go anywhere; and with zero corroborative data, it may as well be Fantasyland. With comms intercepted, it might be a coverup for a huge windfall!

It really is, because this is huge. A parliament of hag owls has acknowledged its carnal sadness, on some level. I've seen things happen. I've heard a woman say that if I murdered her, I would spend life in prison! So, I better not!!

It could mean a couple things. She had just been sexed by M. Decon while disguised as me, which might bring back memories of being murdered the next day after the only time (after the first) and the most recent frame attempt (she got mad because she orgasmed and expressed pleasure in a way that might be captured on her hidden camera feed — true or not, this is part of the fantasy, and in any case, I'm not supposed to be happy about openly challenging her authority... and I'm not happy about various attempts made by unknown number of joyfriends who invariably have limitless chem stems and post hypnotic passive aggression to imprint the solid idea that I am a huge waste of any woman's time, especially hers... which is why the memory of a start of surprise and a flash of hot anger from the face is a delight, since... it's probably a soul fragment from the uberthug who commanded the active experience. Maybe. I'm not clear on how all this works, really. So, I called for a 911 wellness check, and then I called her dad to inquire if the police had been there, and then he got irritated, said that I should “fuck you,” I guess, and hung up with a slam. That was the last I heard of the man who indicated that, no, there was nothing I needed to know were I to resume sexy relations with his daughter, it had been 23-ish years, I had went for an STD panel, all normal stuff, and yet somehow no one mentions OH HEY WE'RE BLOOD WITCHES FROM RAYTHEON AND WE CAST SPELLS AND SHIT AND... WE BUILD CASES ON BLAMELESS POLITICAL DISSIDENTS WHILE SPENDING MONEY WE EMBEZZLED, AND EVER SINCE CHRISTMAS, when it was either attempted murder or a clumsy accident, not one fuck was given, it's a different set of priorities when one is a clan dough doll. I guess.

Given the close proximity of other men that can do things like abusively assault the sex act without much consent while imprinting MethDick™ on top of “Jackstar™” doesn't have enough money, and cheated by going to another woman for transport to another frame attempt, the woman is not fiercely grasping sanity as it is. Why do I seem like a killer to her?

She hangs up before I can begin to study. Even if I had an answer, would it stay that way? It's impossible to tell, because these men coordinated an effort to encourage me to break the law with her, and I didn't, but it turns out that an eager beaver co-defendant was more than happy to whoop it up with them, after stealing whatever drugs I had (who knows, really), because while she and I are not allowed to enjoy our selves... they are nonetheless still drug and sex addicts, and it's a way for them to pass the time.
Since there is seemingly not much fun to interact with her “normally” since her biker gang/military support peer group has more awareness of the situation than they did before, whenever that was.

Since I appeared to be more and more unhinged as I learned more of what happened at various times, and I seemed to be unrestrained in my consumption of drugs, looks of worry and concern populated the faces of Nancy (Beth), Dan-uh (Kirsten), Anthony (Shanji ikari), and Beau Radach, because there had to be a way to get me into a psych ward, and I have obligingly complied, mostly by watching seasoned drama coordinators play act as if I was creating a disturbance by being there at all. cozlik, I'm so unwelcome. (Calls to ask for money are often a coded message to quickly say, I am to blame for all her life's ills.) And after frontin’ that it was called for, my belongings were then taken again, because I'm supposed to be really unhappy and broke. Destitute. No money!

The illusion is pretty solid. There is certainly not much left, and I do nothing to gather more. Being ambushed on a holiday has a way of solidifying one's life.

There is no try: the accomplishment is that here is the woman she claimed I was “cheating” with, except both are Bellgab Elite, are building a case on me, presumably, at the behest of someone, and the entire arrangement is full on kayfaybe. This gal has bazoomz out for a yard. This means nothing, for without the correct chemical compound, no affection will ignite any spark, point blank period. I don't know where to get such a dose.

She still pretends to not be “into” drug use. In two? Oh, it's all full-on torchfood. It is as completely inauthentic as it ever was, because, once again, I don't have the drugs she needs to tolerate cockbreath.

These are the realities of being a seasoned mk active person type thing. In her case, I have no real conceptualization of what this world is like, since I am rarely spoken to, never greeted or hugged, and made it quite clear that I wasn't cheating at all. Until I discovered dual loyalty, I hadn't any interest at all in being dishonest.

Why lie about it? I don't know about other people. I am proud to say that we gave it the old college try, and thankfully her oinky peer group can fill in the blanks while Grapefruit does something at work, likely not apologizing, but she's not sorry so okay, and I'm still going on about this? BECAUSE THEY KEEP CALLING AND ORBITING AND HANGING ON. IT'S WEIRD. NGL.

But everyone knows it already. I don't find myself having to go back, hell no, they hate me there now, because I get high, legally, and they don't know for sure, they didn't ask, but they wonder, but I don't want to say, just one time. No, I have never gotten high with this broad.

She does that with others. With me, she calls and asks for money. Or mentions that she doesn't have gas and her car needs repairs. If there were anything legit, I would have bought another car anyway. That's not what this is.

This is what I remind Grapefruit with that, while I'm not really doing so, oh, it's been months, does it even matter? She doesn't think much of me, because I don't give her coca, I can't give her crystal, and she just wants money anyway. It is amongst the least most stimulating cuddle talk. She doesn't even cuddle. She huddles. Or cringes. Something less than alluring.

She's not trying to attract me. She calls and tells me I'll go to prison if I murder her — with my dick it is hoped, the most deadly thing about me — so she must have the fear somehow. I'm not going to find out how. She and her father do not go to the rapy to get her.

Actually, I don't know. And I assume every time for months, that's the last l will see of her, and she keeps trotting back around. She is never slutty for sex.

I have never seen this person express legitimate sexual arousal. No unlock chem, no interest in cock at all. Unlocked or not.
So, I do hope Grapefruit acknowledges this,  because the truth is I had to reason to be on the outs, except the secret group of narcs. It would have helped had I known. And, then I would have known why they were implying I was secretly taking drugs and going a 116 miles south to have a sex romp, and that has never happened.

I didn't even know it was an option.

And at this final month, I realize that this was all silly, because I was stubborn. I wanted to be asked if I knew something or other, it hardly matters now. They're both aware that someone else would be preferable, and she never asked me. She just had attraction magic on her, and we only played Quake twice. Weird, weird, weird. And why she calls me for money or to tell me of my sure trip to prison. If I murder her.
There's a NO TRESPASS notice for me, because now they have it all, that can sort of say that there's proof that I brought... “drugs”. So what? Okay, well, she's been Court-orded. Don't do that one.I think. I think she likes to smoke coca. I know she likes to do it without me.

I know that we don't, it didn't work well without the unlock chemical, I didn't even get any drugs to do with her, and so, we have not. This soothes us both.  Because if she wanted to, sure, but she really hasn't, and Allison decided to loudly imply that I was hiding something.

This was three years ago. I guess. No calls. No visits. No message at all. I guess it's awkward, because I'm not trying really hard to impress, because that's not what I started with.

It feels better to not have anyone else to remember, than it would to have another lover, because a real person would likely be memorable.

What is not memorable is the reason for the end to communication. It could be something serious. It could be a new development in sacred chewing tobacco, or the birth of a fat pig, signifying truffle stuffing.

What it really is that someone is becoming useful, because someone needed to be, and for some reason, her dad kept asking about a gun, if he came out on the deck with his firearm, what would I do?

*sigh* What else? Fuck his daughter with it. Right in the pussy and everything. Gosh!

Just kidding. I would help him aim a little. I don't know what the big deal was. No one even told me. I couldn't ask. I didn't give a shit. Everyone is stealing from me. Did she take out a mortgage? I have no idea.

And I am still hit up on for cash. By all of them. My guess is that they had a brisk business in bag bouncing, no shame in it unless you let them lick the spatula, but then cannabis remarked recreational, and the three (3) years we first dated, I never saw no crystal. I was jeered at, one time. But without verbal consent, A MAN'S VOICE ON TAPE, SAYING CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE, GOTTA HAVE IT, WITHOUT THAT, IT'S HARD TO CLAIM I'M A DRUG DEALER. Nevertheless, this was a go-to step in this dame’s arsenal.

Nearly four years later, she's asking for money and not explaining how all these oinkers have time in the day to harass ME. Well, she's important, and in theory, we are still friends. I've never seen the other people.

I don't think it matters. My point is made. Whatever has been happening, hey, great for you, also I'm being robbed, that's okay, it was perfectly them.

I wasn't supposed to be non-helpful. But three (3) years wondering why any cold shoulder, and the suggestion is “might be a cop,” it's gotta be passive aggression, and she's sleeping with the gal who never broke up with me, she merely cried while sneering merry Christmas at me and of course she has sex with women. Duh. What was the problem?

Her story didn't add up, three years and there's never a thought to check what happens in account if the rumors, spread on the very site she first says she never heard of, and then later after a juicing, she is Queen of, I'll always have BALLGRAB, don't count on it, so any idea why the tight whine?

Yep, me neither. And I just bored myself to death. Go bears!

So it's wonderful to be ransacked again, and my money drained, and if that mattered, well, okay.

I think they have eight or nine houses like this, just wanting for some one to die. And this was the way it was for a dozen years, and I was never asked to lend anything.

Then I'm The>Kingpinner. And there has been no follow up, because it's best for earning if we all just forget.

And no one noticed the algorithm that reversed the polarity on every message. Happy becomes sad. Cheerful becomes grim. Winner becomes defeated. It seems like overkill, because I am despised.


They used to be weed and rock High Command. Their word was law. And they surely had heard of me, but not me ever them.


They were cool with cutting me off then as well. I don't know what it is now ... other than shame. I know I feel bad.

You got popped on the phone with a guy in Texas who told you that you had to go there because he watched you smoke out three years without me, and this is how it was forced? Hrrm.

this doesn't add up so I think it's a pure Astroturf. Plus there is not any case, so making up one makes sense. To them.

I'm guessing a weekly payment to not use any communication at all. Why sustain īT? It's amazing how four years can pass while some good ol’ boys who barely tolerate your kind are told that you are of no value without “hard work.” as I live and breathe, I can't stand it.

Company policy; and also I'd say something regrettable. Such as anything at all. With lifespans measured in 10s of thousands of years, revenge is a glacial event.

TL:DR; someone has my boots and kilt and backpack and everything, talks to either or both of them, and no one can tell me because they're getting paid. Also it's asinine.


I've already made the accomplishment; is good content. Could be better. No one appreciates it. She's supposed to manage me, not lose everything.

She likely hasn't. Duplicate IDs are a way of life and whatever they do, they have done it for a long time. It's worked okay.

Okay I can't be told about it or hugged and I'm supposed to work harder.

And am routinely alone. It's a simple way of destroying my future without being very obvious about it.

RUB.INI.MAGiK! Without access to any corroborative witness, any story dies on the vine. This is Playbook.

I'm not sure how CERN fits into this, but I'm tired of writing exposition for a narrative that could have been nurtured, and so was buried.

Note: this is Obstruction of Justice. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I won't allow it, as that might injure my girlish figure. The person or person(s) using my identity could be anywhere and with no record of conversation, that's that.

My phone gets called and then bounces to another number. Eventually, the target gives in somehow.

But that's a secret.

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on October 18, 2025, 02:56:04 AM »
Bugsy Crackleford sleeps with the fishes.
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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on October 18, 2025, 12:00:41 AM »
I missed the invite. SEND ?T A`AI`.\|.

[...]

there's no if, he sees me, but :thinking: does he see me effectively?  ??? STAY TUNED.

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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on October 17, 2025, 10:00:41 PM »
There was a time when such an insult would’ve resulted in a duel to the death

I missed the invite. SEND ?T A`AI`.\|.


so I’d say this is at least worthy of a good solid punch in the nose if you see him.  ;)

THIS IS a time when such an assault against my person will be deemed worthy of an immediate S.W.A.T. intervention -- no if(s) and(s) or but(s) -- but your beard throws Hawai'ian punch via projectile vomiting as a result of nervous anxiety when faced with so much as a goddam phone call placed by an Actual_Man, sow--

there's no if, he sees me, but :thinking: does he see me effectively?  ??? STAY TUNED.
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Azzerae's World / Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on October 17, 2025, 09:50:00 PM »
Well, I can either be butthurt, or inform him that he's an asshole.

Wait for it; it's gonna be both. STAY TUNED.
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