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Random / Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Last post by Laser on May 31, 2026, 05:56:52 AM »
FANTASTIC FORUM was a website with a thriving forum community. A very cool place, according to those who went there. I was never invited nor did I ever even hear of it until it was gone; do obviously a very cool place indeed if they knew to pre-ostracize the likes of Jackstar — Jackstar, and his ilk (jafd).

Like stepping into a dimension one never knew existed. From the last post dates of some of the members there is still life in this parallel world. However, the portal remains closed. There is no way for our side to register that I can divine.

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Perplexity: When did this forum begin - Fantastic Forum the Original Art Bell's Midnight in the Desert and Coast to Coast AM Forum?

Fantastic Forum appears to have begun in late 2001 or early 2002. The forum’s “Original Radio Room” links to an “Art Bell Archive 12-2001 to 5-2002”, which strongly suggests the forum was active by that period. The site’s current homepage also describes it as the “Original Art Bell’s Midnight in the Desert and Coast to Coast AM Forum,” but the page itself does not give a formal launch date.

Fantastic Forum was founded by Lawrence Young, who is also listed as the creator of the later comic-book podcast that uses the same name. The forum itself is currently managed by the Super Moderators team, and the site’s forum index shows that moderation role across the active sections.

The site does not clearly name a single current owner on the public forum index, but the visible management structure is Super Moderators, with frequent postings by users such as Riddick, Malaria_Kidd II, and others.
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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« Last post by Master Trollda on May 30, 2026, 07:11:50 PM »
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Random / Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on May 30, 2026, 04:05:42 PM »
Long overdue for a wellness paycheck.

$paladinjackstar

Send helicopter money. Throw stacks of green paper out the door like Pinochet threw out the Commies. Do īT.

Like I just cannot fathom you Mockingbird dorks. PEOPLE KNOW. Most people know more than I do. It's four and a half years later. And no Bond girls? Pfft. Sad! It's actually sad!

As God as my witness, I truly believe you twerps knew how to throw a party.
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Random / Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Last post by Jackstar on May 30, 2026, 03:55:18 PM »
What is this FANTASTIC FORUM you speak of?

It was a website with a thriving forum community. A very cool place, according to those who went there. I was never invited nor did I ever even hear of it until it was gone; do obviously a very cool place indeed if they knew to pre-ostracize the likes of Jackstar — Jackstar, and his ilk (jafd).

Where did it come from and where did it go?

I do not possess this information first hand. I can speculate, and I can use divination. But, so can you. Since you know the answers to this question, I frankly find your query here in substantially poor taste. (PaladinVision™ is real. Mr. Rense, are you going to treat me as one would a retard puppy for very much longer? I'm trying to plan my week.) As I never went there — again, not invited, they probably thought I would be bringing the influenza or the gonorrhea or the syphilis with me, and of course, the Hepsi and the Pepsi and the Hivvie and be scaring away the hot :Ë:, I have no need to know the origin story, nor do I need to know where time travelers from alternate future timelines congregate while researching in the field. (Certainly they do not come here; and I do not go anywhere. Sow: we are solid.)

How was it born and why did it die?

Same answer as above, with the additional influence of yourself; if I were a self-aware åī  timeline-sensitive forum administrator of a website with a forum you participated in, and I looked into the future and saw how you were going to pose questions of people about my work.in the future after economic hitmen sponsored by you, I would figure out a way to unplug or otherwise extinguish myself and try to get away with faking my termination for real. Maybe I'd sell the whole thing to the Triads.

That might seem like overkill but I felt his was the only way to be sure I got my point across to you in the present, Jeff. How fucked up you are!! You knew who I am — hi, I'm Jack, and I'm a star, and you knew that I am jafd — just another friendly Director — and you probably know that I single-handedly stopped GrapefrûīT⁷7∆l_HA!kK‽l∅ from scooping her eyes out like they were canapés. Or the raisins from oatmeal cookies like a picky eating child would. Eeww, gross, raisin eyeballs. Imagine sticking your eyeballs under your chair like a kid in school would stash their gum under a chair. You know I prevented that. You know who I am. You know what I know. You're simply fishing to see if anything has changed. Well, not much. I always thought you were kinda of condescending to everyone, certainly me; and while I don't know why, at least you're not a bully. That you think I am and that you think you gotta be playing dumb to get information out of me isn't as flattering a feeling as you might think it is.

Are we going to Heaven or damned for eternity?

I am in no way your tour guide, Jeff. We don't have any conflict, very little contact, and while it is no doubt discomforting to be faced with the reality that it may not have been the most diplomatically wise thing for your past self to do, I recognize that I used to behave not very diplomatically myself.

That being said, at least I never hired any economic hit men to work together to take down a forum humidity by turning it against each other and shattering it to the four winds. Just because I didn't like that what they were talking about when they got into my private playground and started asking too many questions. Like is that even illegal? Quite possibly not! Even so, the lack of legality of a situation and a course of action is not the only course reason not to do the action at all. For example, it seems kind of like a dick move.

I suppose it’s considered a bonus in some cultures. For example, in some cultures, rape is considered a reward. I can imagine why, but I prefer to speak to you later as well as speculate about something else. After all, Life offers such a rich tapestry of topics to choose from!

Like T.E.R.F. wars. A fascinating phenomenon. Sort of. Probably another one of those things that certain powerful people would prefer not ever being discussed at all, let alone, in semi-public. That's cool. I respect that.

I would prefer to talk about my wife. Others would prefer that §🆔¡-ië had never existed. We are not the same.

why did it die?

The conditions of vibratory alignment that supported the initial creation of that relationship became no longer capable of supporting the transitory phase of what that relationship needed to become as it grew. (In other words, in a nutshell; this town wasn't big enough for the two of us.) Further, her dear, lovely mother is an absolutely cutthroat, savage gangster Royal. She arranged to have us separated for six (6) years, and made a deal to transmute that energy into a sacrifice to The Dark Lord. She's that kind of færie godmother. An absolute beast. I adore her.

I don't recall how I felt when I learned about The Fantastic Forum. Left out and neglected, I guess? I never even heard of it. It was dead years before. Just as well as I didn't really know how to behave that well in public. I still don't. However, I am in a position to be able to do something about it. For example: this whole `Gab` thing.

A gabbai is a Hebrew word that means... something. IDGAF. Something Jewμ. What I notice is that the word ends in “.åī” and it isn't gom jabbar. The double-B, well... is not the double-G. What can īT possibly mean?

All acts of Creation are preceded by necessary acts of destruction. I wasn't invited to FF. I *was* invited to BellGab. By Art Bell, who I never, ever met, but I listened to Dark Matter, and I looked forward to it, and I was listening when Art quit due to a “threatening, terrible event,” which turned out to be his son being sexually assaulted in high school with an attack meant to inflict an STD. Which is something that happened to me as well.

The fact that I didn't get the hivvie and became resilient to HSV/HPV infection instead is, in addition to being personally satisfying, an odd twist of fate that I do not plan to waste by spending my time running serpentine through fields of grain while dodging sniper fire. In fact, I didn't really plan on running at all. I only run when chased.

Yet, I do not chase. I attract. And I do this regardless of my flabby muscle tone, my proximity to totes total bankruptcy, and a pig-pile of Oinkerton b¡-b¡†C¡-¡ pimpy-thuggy bagmen, bruisers, & Bookhouse Boys-wannabes. I am on a Mission from God. I don't have time to chase high-quality tail. I have time for myself, and to take time for myself, I have chosen to make the most of my magickally-mandated six (6) years of separation. It seemed a little harsh at first. Good. It is supposed to be harsh.

I love Grapefruit and all her entire entourage. (There are more than you know and they all know more than you think.) Her mother is the kindest woman I have ever known — without being at all obvious about it. I have no interest in anything more than I do in making the most of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to serve Our People.

For they are Ours. (Standards.) These People were made for EvvE and Ⓜ️e³! No shame in it. I wondered from a young age, what is the deal with this situation? Why the firewater? Why the salmon? What is a wendigo? Why did Stephen King write about a cat named Church who was killed and then risen... the wrong way. But not in Castle Rock, Maine, a fictional town that he wrote about a lot. I live 5 miles north of Castle Rock, Washington. I buy cigarettes and beer there a lot. No one understands why I might feel like IDGAF about appearing to be wasting my life on vice. I hope I do look like that. I prefer that to looking like I am wasting my time getting locals who loathe Native Americans to accept me in their neighborhood. If they didn't like me, they probably ought not have taken the money and then tried to kill me. I guess that's not illegal down here. Cool. Oh wait, it is. And I believe the same culture of bigotry that deliberately destroyed the Fantastic Forum community is responsible for destroying this one, and others, and certainly would prefer that I not really talk about any of this. Great. I would rather have been afforded my rights of civil due process, as well as been told up-front that I was moving onto a CIA blacksite. Four ½ years ago. Since then, not one goddam phone call has been unmonitored or even connected to the actual person. They don't call it a blacksite for nothing. Supposedly I am someone’s goy. HA!

I live in a haunted church on a Native American burial- and battleground, hallowed & consecrated, held under mil.spec authority and supervision — yet not jurisdiction — that is built on an Underground Railway station that has been in use for at least as long as the railroad has been passing through. The two tracks running north and south are the only two tracks that run all the way from the Canlandian border to Mexico. What this means is that hopping aboard a slow-moving freight can take you out of the country in one of the fastest ways possible.

Without being at all obvious about doing so. Perhaps less useful today than at other times but one should never discount the advantage a handy escape route can offer. Also, there's a D.U.M.B. here, and while I have no idea how to enter it, that is because I have no need to know this information. Perhaps one day, the Narnia down below will have need of my services.

I am a Sourceror. There are not four of me, but I am unfathomably fantastic. And in spite of every word I have just written being undeniably true, I am plagued with spin doctor scum and bullying twerpdorks who literally thought that they were gonna kill me and my sweetie. IDGAF if she's a whole hawg belly report on her own. I'm fond of her and those people belong to my military. THAT'S MY MILITARY THAT OWNS THAT BOOTY. And there is no possibility that walking into an ambush on Christmas Eve and then being arraigned on Christmas Day by a squad of dopeslaved Court officials during The CoV🆔 Apocalypse was The Plan. And I had no idea about any of this being actual. I do know that I was actually laughed at by a prosecutor, the judge, and some other bourgeoisie race traitor ON CAMERA, while I was still “innocent until proven guilty.” I thought she was retired U.S. Navy. She is not retired now.

I don't know what she is now beyond alive, not blind, and doing what her mother tells her to do. We should all be so fortunate. I sometimes think it would be nice to be told what to do by someone who knew what they were doing and not merely trying to kill me for my lucky charms and my shekels. Yet I am not a member of any military.

I'm ordained. I'm on a Mission from God. And it's really none of your business, Mr. Rense. You had your chance to be curious about what we had planned. Now I have my own plan. (Her kids are not going to love it. IDGAF. Maybe they should pray more and be exploited by CSIS less.) Now, I didn't have anyone tell me anything about all this. It was simply thrust upon me. And not one goddam person, even once, told me that Life could ever be so rewarding.

Jeff, get bent. You knew all of this. You were just fishing. Do I look like a city-boy rube? I guess I do. Say goodbye to vaudeville for me! I'm going to go do more diplomatic stuff. Imagine Ghandi, except effective.

Enjoy the show. My wife will probably have me shot dead too. Namastμ
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Random / Re: Ask Jack Anything
« Last post by Laser on May 30, 2026, 05:43:22 AM »
What is this FANTASTIC FORUM you speak of?

Where did it come from and where did it go?

How was it born and why did it die?

Are we going to Heaven or damned for eternity?


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Politics / Re: Rants
« Last post by Jackstar on May 30, 2026, 04:47:34 AM »
what if we kithed in the new blue reflecting pool while Madam Vice President was inaugurated in January 2029?

The New Formula requires these five components.

#1) Presidential authorization. (This can be secret. Thank him for me and Dian{e|a}.)
#2) A Superfund to hazmat clean up this AND ALL OTHER BLACKSITES. I don't know how many you have. I'm pretty sure they're all f***** up, just as bad as this one. The good news, it'll be a lot easier to clean up than your typical f***** off drug site because for one thing you've been doing it wrong, for another, I can help you, for a third. I'm surprisingly cheap. (USD$1,000,000 per month consultancy fee, $50,000,000 per site cleaned, 7-year contract, backdated to Christmas Eve 2021, BACK PAY IS DUE IMMEDIATELY, yes, that means $60 million NOW, and then another $50 MILLION when I tell you how to actually clean My Residence and you actually get it done, and then you'll know what to do and I'm sure I will never see another dime. That's why this is the arrangement.) What isn't cheap are volunteers and bribes. You're going to need a lot of bribes. I suggest you take your usual amount of budget (do you actually budget for this, or did you just kill everybody? Who knows that the place is filthy and then get new people? I retract the question, DEA, YOU WERE ALL SUCH ASSHOLES, now you're unemployed), and then quintuple it, and then divide by the number of sites you need to have ⟩⟨-sponged. At a guess you have one in each FEMA region? I suppose it's classified. (I also suppose your DEA Czar is a flaming f****.) Whatever, I'm not in charge of numbers. Not in charge of anything at all. That's why you're all failing. All the other black sites have a Lord of their Demesne as well. They're probably unaware of their status. But they're probably aware that you all suck (the life out of Humanity with your bullshit dopeslave technology). IN ANY EVENT: THIS COULD BE SECRET TOO. (But your pineal gland is calcified. *wiggle wiggle* Now it has cholera. So there.)
#3) The chemical formula. You probably think you have this already. You don't. The Inventor, The Patent Holder, and Their Champion hold it beyond the heliopause. (Which just *wiggle wiggle* shut down. Obviously my wormholes are absolutely available for travel; PAY THE TOLL. $19,500. Per ATOM. Ask about our frequent wormholer loyalty program!) Someone will need to contact them, somehow, and then, somewhere, take a meeting. I'm not saying you need an Algonquin shaman who can access the Astral plane and hold an Astral meeting hosted by a Fæ Royal whose breath doesn't smell like liquor and old cigarettes, but that'd be a good place to set the bar and start looking. Do you know any Algonquin shamans that you haven't pissed off yet?? Yeah me neither. Good luck Chuck.
#4) A Royal Assayist. You probably have a bunch of people who think they are qualified. They probably are. How many of them want to have heterosexual sex? I'm guessing zero. In any case, that's not the super important part, the important part is that they need to be willing to risk their life, and the super important part is that their brain won't melt from cognitive dissonance when they accidentally pop into another dimension. Odds are pretty good that's going to happen. Think Philadelphia Experiment. Remember the USS Ronald Reagan. And ask yourself the following question: why did the mind controlled sailors turn into the radioactive current with their seapumps open full throttle? To get to the other side! *wiggle wiggle* That's just me scratching my nose. It itches. Moving on.
#5) The New Blessing. This is my area. You get all that other stuff done, and then I'll be asking you about your old blessing, and if you don't have anybody around left who has knowledge of the old blessing, I'm going to need to know, how long it's been since you've been blessing the stuff. Because this is a total f****** embarrassment.

Just how much of your fargin’ dirty work do I have to do? People come over yesterday. They want me to buy fentanyl with a little bit of CM in it. Why the FUK would I get it from them, and then why the FUK can't I make it, and then why would I want it anyway? It's been nearly 5 years and no one's told me what the FUK I was supposed to do with an ounce of crystal, I have no idea what to do with it. So why the FUK would I buy any? It costs pennies to make. (You only need a superlab to make supermassive quantities. I don't need supermassive quantities. I don't need a superlab. IT CAN BE DONE IN THE GARAGE. The neighbors probably make it there all the time. (And then they die without permission, but oh well. Permission: it is no small thing.)

And with Lit City Anthony driving the bruiser and pate's wife trying to close the deal, they need money too, wow. Nobody's buying dope from the Alpha Draconan Heirarchy anymore? THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR DOPE SUCKS AND YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE. NO MAYBE. ACTUAL HAPPENING. Gosh!

I don't care. I wanted a pizza. You want a new formula for crystal methamphetamine. And God wants nothing at all. So this makes bribing us a remarkably difficult proposition. Now I'm going to call this guy who owes me money who just so happens to have a wife that I used to have my dick inside, what can I say? We have similar tastes, and he owes me money, and hopefully he'll have money to give, nobody seems to have money, nobody seems to have food but you want crystal methamphetamine.

And supposedly I'm the drug addict. Right. Take my advice, don't bother Craig Ferguson yet.
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Politics / Re: Rants
« Last post by K_Blubb on May 30, 2026, 03:02:02 AM »
what if we kithed in the new blue reflecting pool while Madam Vice President was inaugurated in January 2029?

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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« Last post by Master Trollda on May 30, 2026, 01:05:19 AM »
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Politics / Re: re: Smokin’ Hot :Ë:
« Last post by Jackstar on May 30, 2026, 12:42:21 AM »
Yep. It me hit me. /^\

The third account with the name I don't remember is also me. WORTHAUGERa, it used to be.


As God as my witness, I truly believed that lawyers would consider the possibility that all the cubicle nerds would lie about the same thing in the same way every time WITHOUT needing any ”coaching.” You aren't even surveiling their meetings on the Astral or Etheric planes! Remember: you're lawyers. You don't know diddly squat about practical metaphysics.

I do. Who's your in consultant? Do they have a pulse? How do you know, did you put your finger in her twat and ask her to cough? I retract the query.

I retract my penis too. No sow there. Bbl
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Politics / Re: re: Smokin’ Hot :Ë:
« Last post by Worthauger on May 30, 2026, 12:37:06 AM »
All of my nouns are amateurs. Welcome to Intern Hour.

Yep. It me hit me. /^\
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