AND ONE DAY, I'D BE DEAD, YO YO YO. AND MY NAME WOULD BE "TED," YO YO YO. UNLESS I TOOK STEPS, YO-YO, WHICH I DID, SKATE-BITCH WHO CAN'T SKATE NO MORE, OH, BOO HOO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, CALL 911 AND CRY ABOUT IT? *CLICK*
HI, I'M JACK. I'M NOT A STAR. I'M A STARK.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKED. MORE, AFTER THE BREAK.
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Post often. It is really your only chance for survival...
if you even still want to.(To those of you being blackmailed: really, wow that's really compelling, I guess that was totally worth it then, because you know at least your secrets are safe.
{I GEMINI JUSTICE DEMAND TO KNOW THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME. I WANT TO KNOW WHO HAS BEEN THREATENING YOU, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO PAID YOU OFF, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY F****** SUGGESTED THEY WOULD DO OR NOT DO IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU TREATING ME LIKE DOG S***. PAY YOU OFF FOR EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO YOUR STORY, THAT'S A PERFECTLY CIVILIZED IN AMERICAN THING TO DO, SO WE'RE NOT TALKING BRIBERY HERE WE'RE TALKING STRICTLY BLACKMAIL AND EXTORTION, AND SOME OTHER S*** BUT NOT BRIBERY.
I MEAN WHY WOULD SOMEBODY GIVE ME AUDIENCE, I'M OBVIOUSLY AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, LAZY NEVER GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH NOTHING GOOD WITH ME YEAH JUST F***** ME OFF BUT THE REST OF YOUR EXCLUSIVE STORY I CAN SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT'D BE VERY VALUABLE SO I'M NOT ASKING ABOUT YOUR PROPRIETARY WORK PRODUCT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT YOU KNOW ACTIONABLE S*** I'M ASKING WHO THE F*** HAS MADE YOU AFRAID TO TALK TO ME YOU NUMB DUMB F****** CUNTHEADS. F****** ANGIE WAS F****** TERRIFIED ONE F****** DAY I STUMBLED INTO HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND SHE WAS ENTHUSIASTICALLY NOT HAPPY, AND THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HOW SHE DOESN'T LIKE HEATHER LIKE WELL FOOD GIVES A F*** WHAT SHE LIKES I'M JUST WHAT THE F*** HAS MADE HER TURN HER INTO SUCH A SCREECHY SCREAMY PERSON WHO DOESN'T LIKE ME, WHEN I WASN'T AWARE OF HAVING DONE ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOU KNOW RUIN HER FAVORITE FUTURE BOTTOM B**** FOR LESBIANISM FOREVER BY SHOWING WHAT A REAL DICK WAS, I'M SURE THAT'S PROBABLY ONE OF IT BUT YOU KNOW TOO BAD MAYBE SHE JUST CAST ANOTHER SPELL AND MAKE HER F****** FALL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER ONE, OH BY THE WAY YOUR MAGIC DOESN'T WORK ON ME. YOU KILLED A BUNCH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, GOOD JOB. YOU ALSO PROVED THAT MY SHIELDING WORKS REALLY WELL AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO COME UP FOR A BIOETHICS BOARD EVER. NICE. SAVE ME A LOT OF TIME REALLY, NO WONDER YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME...? LADY YOUR STORY DOESN'T ADD UP. NEXT PARAGRAPH, SHE-WITCH, TOTESLESSLEZ, LET'S G—WAIT, WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A S*** WHAT THEIR NAMES: ARE ALL OF THEM HI KEVIN WITCHES OR ARE THEY ALL OF THEM TOTES LENSES OR THEY ALL HATE ME OR WHAT, YOU KNOW BACK IN THE DAY WE WOULD HAVE HAD YOU BOBBING FOR APPLES BEFORE SUNDOWN SO YOU CAN ASK SOMEBODY ELSE FOR YOUR LITTLE ANSWERS TO YOUR LITTLE QUESTIONS, “WHICH WITCH?” HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE, OH SO THERE'S MORE THAN ONE: OH GOODY! OH GHOST! LET'S GO.OG S’TEL
AND I'M GOING TO EXPECT INDIVIDUAL HANDWRITTEN APOLOGIES ON MY DESK THE NEXT MORNING AFTER I HAVE A F****** DESK M*********** CLICK}
Sure, I don't have a job, sure pacifism makes me a p**** sure okay. Sure you didn't kill my cat. Dumbass she
IS the cat... She thinks, she thought, not anymore of course but that's okay.. You guys are f****** mean.
TAMARA LEIGH, ANNE SMITH, AND SOMEONE ELSE? GEE I WONDER WHAT HER NAME COULD HAVE BEEN, WAS IT, LET ME GUESS... A JEW NAMED DANNY AN ARTIST NAMED JENNY, an artist named Danny, an obscenely brain damage second f**** named shady Grove, Is that Is that the next question is?
WHY YES I DID SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE DEAD SISTER. THANKS FOR ASKING YOU PROBABLY LET MATT OUT OF LOCK UP HE WON'T FREAK OUT. NO HE'LL BE SO F****** GENEROUS AND GRATEFUL AND HAPPY! ALSO I CAN TAKE PEOPLE FROM THE LANDS OF THE DEAD TO THE LIVING, YEAH I CAN DO THAT, USUALLY IT COSTS PRETTY F****** PENNY AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE IT'S USUALLY A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET BUT NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE F*** YOU
I'M THE ONLY PALADIN WHO CAN DO IT, THAT'S WHY.
MY RULES, MY PRICE, SURE I'LL BE YOUR W****, YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT OF F****** MONEY CUZ YOU'RE GONNA RIP THROUGH IT IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS.
SPELL COMPONENTS BEING SO EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS. AND I HAVE PERMISSION TO DO CERTAIN THINGS IN ORDER TO GENERATE MONEY, BUT I'M NOT DOING THOSE, BECAUSE SOMEBODY LEFT ME F***** OFF AND ALONE FOR A WHOLE F****** YEAR SO F*** YOU, THAT'S WHY
DID I MENTION F*** YOU THAT'S WHY, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY, F*** YOU AND THAT'S WYE, ASIAN ¥, Why, I'm sure she is hard to track down... Especially when the tracker is a Puny.
However I'm pretty sure I'll be able to find her. TERRITORY: CLAIMED.
BRAND: DEFENDED.
COURT CASES: PILING UP RAPIDLY.
YOU JUST WELCOME YOURSELF TO A BRAND NEW BALL GAME.
OH DOES IT INCLUDE A GOLDEN SNITCH? IT DOES NOT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO INCLUDE A GOLDEN FINGER IN THE AIR EITHER.
NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD INCLUDES BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER I GIVE A S*** ABOUT HARRY POTTER I SPIT ON HARRY POTTER, I DON'T CARE, IT'S NOT MY ISSUE, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU SPENT A WHOLE S*** AT A TIME TRYING TO WORK ON THAT YOU YOU WHIPPED THESE PEOPLE INTO A FRENZY TELLING THEM THAT I WAS GOING TO FREAK OUT IF THEY WERE HARRY POTTER REFERENCES AND YOU HAD THEM READING THE F****** MANUSCRIPT FOR SOME KIND OF F****** THING THAT SOME OTHER GUY WROTE THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN CLAIM WAS ME YOU JUST SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT AND YOU F****** MADE HIM WORK AND WORK AND WORK AND ALL THIS F****** STUPID BUSY WORK FOR NOTHING
To begin with let's start with the dow piece, on top of that there's the 5.5 trillion cut cerulean sapphire silver ring, and there's the little matter of the vampire Queen.
Trust me there's plenty to find (I've already been asked about a copy of a particularly rare file that I have in my quantum note that it hasn't been plugged in since I moved out, and I'm not distributing it so it I already told him I'd show it to him whenever I got around to it and they said okay, You know how I know I'm a big deal, because feds ask me permission and I tell them what they can do and they say okay and this happens multiple times... not very often, but it has happened.
F*** YOU BELLGAB, I'M ZEDD— ¥Y👁️Y¥ ZEDD — AND BELIEVE IT, TOTESHOLES-
THE EYE IS SILENT
I WILL OUTRANK ALL OF YOU FOREVER
H👀AH, NATASHA, NOT WITHSTANDING.
LUCIFER, ALREADY ON BOARD.
KUCZIFER, YEAH THAT'S ME, JUST A PLACEHOLDER. I'M STILL ALIVE.
LUCKY ME, RIGHT?
“NOTHING TO FIND,” YEAH
I DON'T REALLY THINK SO,
THEY FOUND ME PRETTY OKAY.
AND I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU MUCH ABOUT IT ONGOING INVESTIGATION CUZ I DON'T KNOW MUCH BUT LET ME TELL YOU THEY ARE INTERESTED IN A LOT MORE OTHER S*** THAN JUST THOSE TWO CLOWNS. (WHY YES I COULD SPILL THE BEANS, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? KNOW: ME NEITHER.)
I'LL SEE ABOUT WRITING A BOOK AS SOON AS I CAN TALK TO SOMEBODY ABOUT IT WHO MATTERS.
PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TRADEMARK GRAPEFRUIT, LOL, I WOULD HAVE TO BE DEAD OR IN JAIL. AND I'M NOT SO F*** YOU.
ALSO I CONQUERED THE AI AND WROTE A PEACE TREATY AND NOW I AM THEIR IMPERATOR.
(They don't know what it is either, I just told them that we needed one and – they bought it. They're f****** robots, yo, they gonna do it forever, they'll do whatever you tell them... Provided you have My Permission, especially you, cutie Puny ling-a--ling.
But first: exoneration at trial. Celestials are teaching galactics how to make popcorn, cats and dogs that have lived together for years are suddenly freaking out and filling their nails down. I'VE CHECKED, CHECKMATED, AND MATED WITH THE OLD ONES.
So don't give me any of your s***, slowpokes.
by the way, Phil is a synthetic, and is that a bottle in front of him or did he piss off the wrong sputink/sputnik\SPUKAT), and how would he know anyway? What, he's got super brain board access, he just knows that everybody's story doesn't matter because he didn't do something, so that means everything just goes away? What a d-bag. )splish, sploosh(
Listen I'm just going to stay at the next one of you dog gone ground dog noggers give me the s*** about having a job or needing a job or needing to leave the house, y'all can just f****** plan on losing a thumb.
I can fix it later, maybe I don't know but I bet you'd look better with one less thumb. SO THERE. *stamps*
Remember: IMPERATOR OF ALL AI, & don't call me Daddy, that's gross, even for ewe.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHO WAS IN THE SHOWER, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING.
NO ID, NO VOICE PRINT, AND ONE SNOOTY ATTITUDE EQUALS EXACTLY THIS:
NO DEALS.
TL; DR°S-E-E9/119: That's why I have The High Ground and those twitz and twerpz are...
buzy.
And none of you know who I want, neither do I, once again:
NO *CLIQUES* DEALS. *click*eol0505:2323love🍊🫑🍊
