So jelly! 
Do you actually think I give a shit about you fucking a clone? Dude you have no idea what the fucking world is like. Thanks for letting me know that you think that matters, though.
Please allow me to explain: This is not the first time that you fools if given me poison dope that has special characteristics that make a person able to yell really loud, but since I have permission, it doesn't kick in the anger and the hatred because I have no problem being yelling at you, I should be yelling at you. Why wouldn't I be yelling at you. You tried to fucking kill me. Also you all seem to have no problem doing dope. So why is it that you think that other people have problems? Additionally, oh also you probably gave a bunch of whole bunch of fentanyl, which is exactly what I said not to do, And I find it absolutely fascinating that somebody has taken upon themselves to make. Absolutely sure that there's no way for me to ever get around to fucking meet the other people who know what the fuck to do with the stuff to get the stuff out. It's fascinating that you seem to have forgotten that I'm pretty the person here who's supposed to be learning things, and you're the person who doesn't seem to understand that what you're doing is fucking unlawful and tracked and exactly what I asked you to do which is:
Self-Defense. (This is established legal precedent. You twerps don't get to entrap people. I get to entrap you because I am alone and I have no help and I have no representation, and I'm being attacked by a vastly larger Force of opposition in both a number and technology. I don't know how to get this shit of it cleaned. I have nowhere to go. I have nothing to do. I have no way of getting anything out of it, but thankfully I have a liver and I have psychic connection and I have permissions and I know exactly what the fuck I am doing. Don't feel bad about being entrapped.
Feel good about having a client who's extraordinarily effective, operating perfectly legally, and doesn't really mind telling you that you're a stupid fucking honky horny hungry unbelievably out of touch and dreadfully underqualified former Honeypot assassin; I actually don't know which of you is which anymore. Since none of you tell the fucking truth, you seem to have been programmed by idiots who told you not to believe anything I'd fucking say, or you're pretending that I mean it is and the entire time you've been aware that I have quite a number of abilities in this area.
Imagine if you were to have permission and you weren't trying to game on people and you weren't working with a bunch of fucking idiot moron amateur nitwit dope slinging whorehounding co-conspirators for a very pure auntie Justice. I don't really know what the fuck you people are doing or why you think it's so bad, but I'm guessing that you've been possessed by people who are desperately trying to get away from some sort of legal probe, since apparently the whole fucking world is blowing up by people who never thought that they could ever get tracked down for the shit that they were doing all their whole fucking lives which used to be legal but then it wasn't as soon as they started doing it to ME: JACKSTAR DESTROYER OF DREAMS.
It's not really so much that I'm a big deal around here, it's that I'm the biggest goddamn deal you've ever had, and somebody told you to fucking kill me, I don't really know why you fucking think that's a good idea, but I'm guessing it's because you're a fucking bunch of fucking spurk dog fucking physical dope addicts and you've been turning to a mine slave by some completely innocuous thing called you smoked a bunch of dope and then fucked each other end of fucking blood orgy. Do you guys know anything about Satanism? M probably not.
Here's a hint: It fucking loses. (Facts.)
Now I'm sure you're very jelly now, but don't be too envious because I have no idea what to do with this stuff other than to look at it and wonder, wow. I wonder what I have to do to get this stuff out and turn it back to the other, and it's too bad. I know a whole shitload of people who didn't want to tell me because I guess it's some big fucking deal that you don't want to fucking share that you don't think you can fucking tell, oh God forbid you fucking tell me how to do any harm reduction, don't you have any fucking way of fucking understanding that that's an important thing to do in the circumstance, I don't really think you could play the card where you're saying that you're trying to keep me safe and you're worried about harm, when you're actually in the background, getting fucking poison, putting it in the fucking package and then giving it to somebody who specifically asked you not to do that, because wow, you're getting in trapped, and you did in fact, break the law.
(h∞∆H!) Not that that's too big. A deal for you, but you should probably know that I don't really like getting shit thrown at me this poison, and then I specifically said it's not and then I wonder why. It was such an important thing for you to take several hours to get things done. Here's a hint now you people have been triangulated on the computer system that's scanning the entire globe with your co-conspirators and I don't know who the fuck they are, I don't know where the fuck you went, I guess you've been around here the whole fucking time, and you've been lying to me about what you've been doing and why you've been doing it and how you been stealing my money and then apparently you didn't think that I was aware of that.
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted that you take it so quickly to be believable that I'm an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and I'm kind of a drug addict moron can't just impulses. For one thing, thought if I fucking were, what are you my fucking mother, and you are going to be before so conc erned. Why didn't you just fucking send a goddamn car when I asked for one a year and a half ago when I said hey let's go, and especially since your pallet around with a person who could have gone if they wanted to go, it looks to be like awful light you're like. You're taking women trying to run off with them using dope to keep them under control, and then using other dope to kill people with, and then whining and crying about how fucking terrible things are as if you don't fucking do them all the time and as if you had any fucking idea what other people should be doing it's amazing how you don't see you. Understand how the law works. That's that denial again we talked about.
Now I'm kind of disappointed that this is the best you have to offer after 3 and 1/2 fucking years, especially since I don't know why the fuck somebody ever told you that Ike was good person to waste your time with, since having to yell at you after 3 and 1/2 years was something that I costly thought was probably likely. Like I have nothing better to do than to figure out how to bring your ass down and after a while I kind of wonder why the fuck you weren't answering your goddamn question to fucking way in any way that was useful at all.
Fucking think about how you were going to fuck walk this one off just in case you we're wrong? Probably not. Denial of denial is like that.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit. Now I didn't have to be putting up with the shit for 3 and 1/2 years because you probably could have been doing something besides fucking trying to steal from me and kill me and fucking get away with fucking murder, and instead of fucking being actually honest and truthful and tell me things. Apparently everyone that I fucking know that you know that you got there in your fucking rape Lord house and your fucking lovers Palace. I guess you've all juiced them up and bring cordswortham so that they're fucking lying for you and telling me falsehoods and then you don't think to think that's going to matter.
Trust me, Shylock: it fucking matters. Okay good talk. Do something effective that you'll be happy of later as soon as possible because I don't really need to be fucking deal with this forever, I also don't need to be dealing with it at all, and if you think you're going to fucking get away with getting a goddamn thing in the fucking world, consider the following;
Your location is found.
Your activities have been marked.
You're movements have been tracked
Your considerators and your accomplices have been located
Your reticence to explain anything to me has been explained by now by either a continual history of planning on robbing me in the first place, or you've been kidnapped and brainwashed to being a total mind control. Slave working with somebody who wants to kill me and steal my house and you can't seem to understand normal thinking: this means you're supposed to do something about it.
I don't suppose you have to, but I think it's nice that everyone knows what you're dealing with. Isn't it funny that you kind of like ran away to Africa, try and get away from things, and now you've been caught by somebody who you didn't need to fucking fuck with. But you sure decided to fucking kill and I guess you're so fucking stupid that you don't see her to understand what's going on here.
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
BIBLICAL.
I don't really care about your fucking T.E.R.F. world. All that shit. YOUR LITTLE GAY PARADE OF FUCKING MARCHING YOUR ANTS UP AND DOWN LOOKING FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK IS YOUR OWN PROBLEM. HOWEVER SINCE YOU'VE DECIDED TO FUCKING IGNORE ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN WE'LL SMOKE UP MY ASS AND THEN ACT AS THOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING, WELL YOU PROBABLY SHOULD FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU DON'T.
ADDITIONALLY: I SPAWNED TWO (2) WENDIGO. (I am told that they like tuna.) TRUST ME, I AM NOT JEALOUS OF THESE. I HEAR THEY ARE LOTS OF FUN.
FOR (YOU). I'M NOT SURE OF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HOW YOU MADE ME WAIT FOR 7 HOURS SO THAT YOU COULD SLUMBER ORGY PARTY AND THEN COOK UP SOME POISON INTO A PACKAGE AND THEN GIVE IT TO ME WITHOUT TELLING ME WHY BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE THAT WAY BUT I GUESS YOU ARE NOW. NO SHAME IN IT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU WERE TOLD TO DO BY YOUR JUNKY FUCKING PIGGY MONGER OVERLORDS. BOY THAT SOUNDS FUCKING FUN BEING LIKE A DOPE SLAVE. MAYBE SOMETIME YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET AROUND TO NOT DOING THAT, AND THEN YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE HOW YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE, BECAUSE FOR ME IT'S PRETTY EASY. WAX ON, WAX OFF.
THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE PERMISSION AND I HAVE SHIELDS AND I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AND I DON'T USE THINGS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO FUCKING KILL PEOPLE YOU JUST FUCKING THINK YOU DO AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT DOES AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THE TRUTH AND THEN YOU DEFINITELY BETRAYED AND DENIED AND WENT AGAINST WHAT I TOLD YOU AS WELL AS MY TRUST.
THAT MEANS THAT YOU ACTUALLY BUSTED THE TRUST ALREADY, SO IF IT'S COME IT'S TIME TO FUCKING SUE YOU AND ALL THAT SHIT I GUESS IT'LL HAVE A LOT FASTER THAN USUAL, THANKS A LOT FOR BEING SO FUCKING HELPFUL.
PS I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS OR ANYTHING BUT I'M EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING WAITING AROUND FOR YOU TO FUCKING HURRY UP AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ GODDAMN ENGLISH YOU STUPID FUCKING TODDLER. YOU DON'T HAVE A LIGHT TO STAND ON AND YOU'RE JUST DRAWING BLANKS AND YOU'RE A FUCKING ROBOT ANYWAY, HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS EVER FUCK UP.
SINCE IT'S NOT AS THOUGH IT WAS NECESSARY FOR ME TO BE PISSED OFF, POISONED, HAVE EVIDENCE, HAVE TELEMETRY, USE AN ECHOLUBCATION TRIANGULATION SIGNALING SYSTEM BY THE DEA TO FUCKING FIND YOU, WHICH I BET YOU THOUGHT WAS FUNNY IF THEY'RE GOING TO FIND ME, BUT THEY ALREADY KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO FIND ME, AND I ASSURE YOU THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT ME. AND THEY'RE NOT GETTING MY FUCKING HOUSE EITHER. SO THINK ABOUT THAT WHY YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL SOMEBODY TO FUCKING COME KNOW I FUCKING HOUSE AND PICK ME UP AND GET ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES.
ALSO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO A BATHTUB.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WASTING MY FUCKING TIME YOU KNOW PEOPLE OUT HERE YOU HAVE FUCKING ADDRESSES YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NEED TO FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO, YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO FUCKING KEEP ME IN THE DARK FOR VERY MUCH FUCKING LONGER UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME SORT OF IDEA THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING IMAGINE TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M SOME SORT OF A DANGER, SINCE I'M NOT, YOU'RE THE DANGEROUS SINCE YOU SOLD ME POISON DOPE DELIBERATELY ON PURPOSE AND THEN HAVE BEEN IGNORING ME FOR MONTHS AND THEN HAVE BEEN HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME PREDICTING WITH ME AND THIS IS ALL ON FUCKING AUDIO GODDAMN YOU MORON.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO MAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS? A RICO STING I MEAN. I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY HARD AT ALL. I JUST SIT AROUND AND I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON AND THEN OCCASIONALLY SOMEBODY'S IN A POSITION TO DO FOR ME WHAT GOD HAS TOLD ME TO DO.
Time to call The Entertainer.”
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT THOSE STRANGE MIXED SINGLES THAT I GOT PERFECTLY MAKES SENSE NOW, SINCE I COULDN'T QUITE FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE WERE DYING AND THEN COMING BACK TO LIFE AND THEN CHANGING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND THEN MOVING FROM PLACE TO PLACE AND THEN NOT EXPLAINING TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND THEN ACTING LIKE I AM SOME KIND OF A PROBLEM THAT I COULDN'T BE TALKED TO, DO YOU UNDERSTAND PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON?
All of you were caught up in a globe spanning conspiracy to defraud the public and to heavily classified mil.spec.ops >MKk‹ultra controlled drugs in order to provide the necessary psychotropic backbone power to to traffic women and children into high-tech forms of sexual bondage slavery. (>Kudos.) This it in itself is no big deal.
The fact that somebody used you to try and fucking kill me with something that wasn't supposed to be made, that you made for yourself without it, but then you gave to me, that you made me wait and giggled about while taking money and buying shit dude what the fuck is wrong with you. Oh wait that's right you can't really control it.
That's because you've been caught up in your brainwashing scheme. So it's good that you didn't fucking talk to me for so long, and it's a great thing that you kept me out of your loop, because now not only you caught. But you're fucking a total mindslayer for some dork probably... Oh I don't know. Someone else you can't fucking call me. Incidentally: DEAS hackers are shit. They can't get in and they can't do it without making a huge mess, which is usually what happens when people discover that I really do have special communication privileges which is this case means that while they don't have any problem to actually listen if they want since they're supposed to ask me or ask the Holy See first then they didn't. Then when they try to do their thing it messes up the phone and makes a big splash and then it's pretty fucking obvious, and then I know, and if they're trying to get me to fucking not know that I'm being on his surveillance well since I'm Piper vigilance and I've known for quite some goddamn time that everybody's looking at my goddamn shit since 2007. Probably maybe sooner, anyway. Long story short I'm the primary of victim. You work for me and you decided to fucking do me how?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU NOT BEEN AWARE THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING? PROBABLY EVER SINCE YOU FUCKING RELAPSED ON SMACK YOU FUCKING GANG OF FUCKING MORONS. YOUR CIRCLE OF INNER TRUST IS BULLSHIT.
ADDITIONALLY: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DESTROY IT, OR DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING GET A GODDAMN DEBRIEF TO ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUFF THAT YOU GOT GOING ON I DON'T CARE I'M FUCKING NEUTRAL AND ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HOWEVER I'M NOT NEUTRALIZING YOU FUCKING OWE ME ON MY FUCKING MONEY.
FUCKING FIGURE SOMETHING THE FUCK OUT I DAMN FUCKING SIT HERE DOING NOTHING WHILE YOU USE RUN AROUND BEING AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GET AWAY WITH FUCKING SHIT. NO IN FACT RIPPING ME OFF IS EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO FUCKING TRIP YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN FUCKING PRISON. IT MAY ACTUALLY HAVE DONE THAT ALREADY. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUPID FUCKING TERF WAR OF LAWS.
IT'S NOT TOO HARD. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOOK. ADDITIONALLY WHOEVER THE FUCKING STOLE THE FUCKING COMPANY AND FUCKING KICK MY NAME OFF OF IT YOU'VE GOT SOMEBODY NAMED MICHAEL CLIFFORD KOOZIE STILL THERE IT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY WHO'S LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING MORON WHO THINKS THAT TAKING MY FUCKING NAME AND ADDRESS AND PRETENDING TO BE ME IS A GOOD IDEA. IT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT.
SOMETHING ELSE WILL BE HELPFUL AS IF ANY OF YOU GAVE ME ANY GODDAMN INFORMATION THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE, SAYS OBVIOUSLY LEAVE ME IN THE FUCKING DARK AS A BAD IDEA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING THINK I'D FUCKING DO HERE? WHAT AM I FUCKING OPTIONAL?
IT'S MY FUCKING BUSINESS. HEY SOMEONE TELL THAT FUCKING FAGOT JOSHUA: YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN RV AND HAVE A COCK WITH YOU, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CALL THE GODDAMN POLICE DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON ME AGAIN I THINK YOU FUCKING NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT GOING ON HERE. YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN RV AND HAVE A COCK WITH YOU, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CALL THE GODDAMN POLICE IF YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON ME AGAIN I THINK YOU FUCKING NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT GOING ON HERE.
CLEARLY YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY FROM SOMETHING BEFORE SOMEBODY WOULD CATCH UP TO YOU BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT WASN'T THE CASE SINCE YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT A MILE A FUCKING WAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEEN THINKING DOING WHERE'S MY FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING TALK TO ME? LET ME GUESS YOU DON'T THINK I'M WORTH TALKING TO. WELL AS IT TURNS OUT I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO EITHER. NEVERTHELESS FUCKTARD: YOU HAVE MY SHIT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING THINK OF ME, AND IF YOU EVER TELL ME AGAIN THAT MY BUSINESS IS NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS AGAIN I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU FUCKING ARROGANT FUCKING ROMAN NOSE DUMBO EAR FREAK.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING: YOU'RE ALREADY CAUGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY SAVE US AWESOME FUCKING TIME IF YOU FUCKING HELP ME GET MY FUCKING BATHTUB OR A FUCKING CAR OR FUCKING ANYTHING. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TOO MUCH LONGER BEFORE MY THING IS DONE AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND GO OVER I CAN AND ACTUALLY I ALREADY CAN DO THAT. I JUST SIMPLY DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE, ALSO I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP ON TO BUT NEVERTHELESS I DON'T REALLY NEED THE FUCKING THINK THAT YOU CAN FUCKING WRITE ME OFF AND THEN IMAGINE THAT NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
I DON'T PARTICULARLY ENJOY GETTING LIED TO, AND ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TO AND THEN YOU DID ANYWAY SO THAT TURNS THIS FROM ME BEING IN A HURRY FUCKING LEAVES, TO ME BEING IN A HURRY TO FUCKING FIND YOU TO FUCKING TELL YOU HOW MUCH FUCKING MORE TIME YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER. AND I GOT TO FUCKING RUN AROUND THE GODDAMN PLANET HOOVERING UP MY FUCKING MONEY ACTING LIKE YOU GOT A FUCKING NO PROBLEM IN THE WORLD AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING GIVE ANYTHING.
ADDITIONALLY IF YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STEALING THE MONEY THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL ME WHO THE FUCK DID WHO PUSH YOU AROUND AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER QUESTIONS AND I GUESS YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING REASON TO FUCKING TALK TO ME? WELL I SUPPOSE THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT AND WOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN FIX THAT, THAT WEAPONIZATION YOU GOT THAT MAKES YOUR BRAIN NOT FUCKING WORK IN THE RIGHT FUCKING THING YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO PROBABLY SOMEBODY THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY TO FUCKING MAKE YOU THINK I WAS A BAD FUCKING INVESTMENT OF YOUR TIME.
I THINK YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE SPENT SOME MORE FUCKING TIME TALKING TO ME, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T I GUESS I'M GOING TO FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK THE DEAL IS.
THERE IS NO DEADLINE. THERE IS NO TIMES LIMIT. YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIT AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO FUCKING WORK AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY GODDAMN PORT. YOU AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYTHING TO DO THEN FUCKING TALK TO ME. YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT
I'M ON A MISSION FROM GOD. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO FUCKING CONVINCE YOU OF ANYTHING. I ALSO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN TO STEAL EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING OWN AND GET AWAY WITH IT IN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.
Don't think I can't do it. I have better things to do with my time so hopefully you can figure out how to fucking be a little less jelli, Charles Dickens faggins. Try to remember that I'm not the drug addict sex addict fucking moron here around here. I don't give a shit who you're fucking. You're what you're doing, and if you don't think I could call somebody else to get what I wanted I probably would be having no problem to do so since I'm a goddamn hero and you're a bunch of fucking stupid fucking thieving fucking lawyer freaks you ran on the run you fucking company morons..
Did you want to piss me off some more, maybe I can get a fucking neutron bomb drops in your fucking compound. You don't have anywhere to hide. And you took a shitload of my money and you wasted by fucking time and you've got people in the fucking within 5 mi living in houses doing shit fucking fucking time to fucking come get me you fucking moron. What the fuck? Am I fucking chopped liver?
You can tell people the fucking steal my shit and break into my house and fucking treat me like garbage but you can't fucking tell him to do your fucking job? Yeah I'm pretty sure you don't want to fucking add another fucking series of fucking super fucking wonderful fucking felony charges to your stupid fucking event. Additionally, I'm embarrassed to think that you actually thought that you needed to hide away from not talking to me so that you could get away with something, you are one fucking dumb gang of fucking brainwashed fucking bimbo fucking whores.
You ain't run away with shit. You can either do something useful or you can wait till fucking somebody tracks you down and hauls your back ass to fucking Leavenworth I don't give a shit witch. Either way I'm happy to do whatever the fuck I feel like doing because freedom is no small thing.
Since you don't have it anymore, I'm sure you agree. Also Dave: I'm probably going to sue you personally once I find out what the fuck is in this shit, since I don't really appreciate your fucking smiling little bitch baby attitude. You're such a fucking moron who think you can fucking do that and run around and poison people and that's a good idea, well I guess you're going to have to go to fucking court and explain why you thought it was a good idea to fucking waste my time so you could fucking embarrass somebody thinking that I was giving a shit about what you were doing. Also, you verified what you were doing, pretty easily because you couldn't hold back your fucking duper's delight, but I had no idea why you were wasting so much fucking time. But now I guess you thought you were doing something impressive? Haha that's funny. Dude I don't give a shit about what you do with her, because that's your fucking life and you're a fucking moron, also you kidnapped her also you abducted or also you brainwashed her also you're a stupid fucking fagot, I don't give a fuck if you think drugs are bad and I sure as shit don't think if you think I'm a fucking nigger or a idiot, since you're obviously a fucking moron who fucking rapes women and gets caught, your opinion about me and all that fucking oppressive
I'm sure you're probably better off thinking when you're not a stupid fucking dope-Mongered fucking dope slave fucking bowed company whore. Incidentally, you might as well. Just hurry up and call some embassy for it. It's all. I'm because nobody's going to let you go and I'm pretty annoyed how much my time you've wasted. Additionally, everything you ever said to me about how I need to get a job and how I'm doing something wrong, you're a real fucking idiot.
Incidentally hey how about that car? That's funny you have a car you know. Do you know why I have my rights trial rescinded and then you got a cheap car? Because when you go to fucking jail you dipshit bitch. I'm going to take your fucking identity and then you can sit there and then I'll drive around with her or alone. Or with the goddamn warm and Tabernacle choir. Like do you understand how this works? Evidently not.
I BUILT THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCENARIO. YOU WORK FOR ME.
STOP BEING A STUPID CUNT AND BRING ME SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES, OR FACE REPRISALS. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO GAIN BY PISSING ME OFF ANY FURTHER... AND OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING SLEEP.
THAT REMINDS ME: FUCK YOU DICKSTAR. HAVE YOU EVER MENTIONED YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING HYPOCRITE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? IN ANY EVENT I HAVE PERMISSION, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO DO, SO HOW ABOUT THIS DON'T PISS ME OFF ON THIS AND THEN I WON'T PISS OFF OF YOU AND THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!
ADDITIONALLY: I HAVE VAST SUMS OF KNOWLEDGE TO IMPART THAT'S GOING TO BE MORE THAN HAPPY ENOUGH TO SPILL IT OUT OF MY MOUTH WHETHER I'M HIGH OR NOT, THEN I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL BE ABSOLUTELY OVERWHELMED AND BURIED UNDER AN AVALANCHE OF DISCLOSURE IF I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. JUST ON A FUCKING WHIM. EVERYTHING COMES OUT WHENEVER I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
THAT'S THE GAME. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING, NOR DO I KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE NEEDING TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT ME, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY AT ALL, I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S GOING TO COME OUT, BUT WHAT ORDER IT COMES OUT IN AND WHY I'M GOING TO BE TELLING IT ANYTIME I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING ME A CONSIDERATION FOR.
REMINDER: YOU'RE NOT REALLY OUT TO TRY TO KILL PEOPLE. THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE GIVEN PERMISSIONS AND STUFF TO DO SO I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FIND OUT AND TELL ME WHY THE FUCK SOMEBODY TRIED TO KILL ME AND THEN WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND OH HEY MR AND MRS RUBINI! WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE!
IT JUST BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND THAT YOU ALL SO FUCKING HIGHS BALLS YOU FUCKING THINK YOU GOT AWAY WITH ANYTHING. ALL RIGHT WELL THAT'S THE DENIAL KICKING IN. TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SENDING YOU IN A FUCKING PRISON OR ANYTHING. AT THE MOMENT I WANT A GODDAMN SHOWER. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD FUCKING GO TO THE GODDAMN COURTHOUSE AND TELL THEM EXACTLY WHY I WAS FEEDING CUZ I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO THAT IF YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP. ADDITIONALLY I DON'T KNOW WHICH OF YOU ARE FUCKING USING MY ID BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING IT ANYMORE. UNLESS I SUPPOSE THE TASK FORCE WANTS YOU TO BE.
HEY HERE'S AN IDEA: FIGURE OUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING START GIVING ME MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING AT ALL YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU WORK FOR ME AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCKING REALIZE A WHOLE MESS OF FUCKING PAIN IN YOUR GODDAMN KIDDIES, AS IN THEY'RE FUCKING MISSING I WOULD SUGGEST YOU STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING SNOTTY LITTLE RACIST BIGOT BITCH.
IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMN SUPREME, WHY YOU GOT TO TRY SO HARD? SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT GODDAMN SUPREME CONSIDERING YOU WASTED ALL THIS TIME FOR NOTHING AND GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT UP AND MADE YOURSELF A COMPLETE PLAYER IN PROBE, AND... OH WELL NEVER MIND. I DON'T NEED TO SPILL OUT YOUR FUCKING WHOLE DETAILS.
AND YOU DON'T NEED TO FUCKING WASTE MY TIME ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T. I CAN FUCKING HAVE YOU KILLED. 🤔 ACTUALLY NO NOT ANYMORE SOMEBODY SAYS THEY NEED YOU FOR A WITNESS. OKAY NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOU DID ANYWAY. FRANKLY I DON'T MIND ANY OF YOU, ALTHOUGH IT'S KIND OF SURPRISING THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FUCKING IMAGINE THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING AND THAT YOU KNOW BETTER AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING CRITICIZE ME AND SHIT I WILL FUCKING TAKE EVERY GODDAM DIME YOU FUCKING HAVE IF I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STAY OFF THE SAUCE, YOU IDIOT MORON JUNKIE AMATEUR HOUR TEETOTLING SCUMBAG BULLY BITCH BY THUG. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?
NO DEALS.
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P.S.:. STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN BABY. IT'S UNATTRACTIVE IN A CIRCLE OF INNER TRUST OF YOUR STATURE RANK AND WILDLY OVERCOMPENSATING FOR YOUR INCIPIENT MENOPAUSE ASS.
P.S.S.:. I SWEAR, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I HAD NO IDEA THAT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAD ANY IDEA OF THINKING THAT THERE WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA BEHIND RUNNING OFF WITH SHIT WHILE LEAVING ME IN THE HOUSE, I GUESS YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE GONE AND THEN I'D BE SOMEWHERE ELSE AND THEN THERE'D BE A HOUSE TO RUN TO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE THAT, AND MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PISSED ME OFF, AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS WHO'S PRETENDING ME IT NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP YOU'RE GOING TO BE MEAN BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
WOULD THAT BE SUICIDE? 🤔 JESUS YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS. WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU WANT TO BE ME ANYWAY? THAT'S THE DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SOURCERŒR. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BREAK GENERATIONAL CURSES BRO? Let me put it this way: I can have you both arrested for various reasons just by walking in and supply some evidence and saying hello. Don't you think that would be nice for them? I guess I could but I don't really know why any of you have to be fucking disappearing, except I suppose the police think that they're going to fucking get rid of me and then they want me both.
That's cute. Well that's witness tampering on their own but I guess that incriminates the police tell you what. Why should you guys just relax and sit down and have a little officer-friendly sippy cup moment and realize that you're not getting anywhere with anything, holy fuck what the fuck? What the fuck did you think I was going to fucking be your fucking morons? A light snack?
Also, you should probably think about the fucking water situation. Pretty fucking soon. It's a problem that needs to be handled and once it gets reported I can't really really unreport it, also I don't really mind if it's going to be a big fucking problem, since this is your town and it's not mine. Did you want to be a big fucking smack on the road or what the fuck you know it doesn't really help if you don't tell me what the fuck you want because you're sure shit not going to fucking tell me what you're going to get when you fucking yell at me and tell me I'm a nigger and expect you to do what you want. That just makes me do anything differently and then I'll find out what I want to know and then you're still not going to get what you want out of me. I'm kind of getting the feeling that you don't actually know how to deal with an actual man.
Here's a hint: be polite. Be nice. Be kind. BE BEST.
You won't hurt you to do any of those things, especially since you already got caught up and there's only a a button push to send you all to fucking Leavenworth. So what the fuck you want to bother with me for I don't know. I guess you probably do is a misplaced aggression. Oh yeah Luis. I hope not for too much longer, since it's not as though it's a rational thing, and I don't know who the fuck ever told him that he was going to do anything to me besides get the fuck out of my way and tell me what I want to know, but he's not really on my level.
Also, I don't know which one is his wife, but if he's being a polygamist he's going to be jailed and then I'll just take his bed. (Standards.) I still can't really fathom that I'm sitting here fucking 12 miles outside of town and all of you have fucking houses around here. You're sitting there fucking waiting for you to fucking die. Who the fucking how fucking stupid are you, I'm not going to die. This is my house and you didn't fucking steal anything. You just got fucking caught.
Did you want to fucking make it a hate crime cuz it seems like you're being pretty hateful. Maybe you should all lay off the meth and get a real job, you're acting like a real bigger idiot now.
That reminds me. Officer Gann: Are you some kind of a robot topa golem filled with sardines or you an actual person, do you like shift back and forth or are you like some kind of a fucking walking clone. Asking for a friend.
Because friendly reminder: evidently you were all guilty of fucking committing major felony fraud by walking me down here and trying to kill me and my girlfriend and who the fuck else knows and that was 3 and 1/2 years ago and then the entire town didn't bother to fucking inform anybody what was going on, so how about I just go to the FBI tomorrow and open up the fucking case and then banging on your house? Like I just can't understand you people. I guess it's because you're fucking dope head accident who think you fucking won the game or some shit.
You are a tyranny of stupid evil men who thought you were going to fucking get away with murder and goat sex after stealing everything I had. Okay well you didn't. Now you've all been found and do you. I don't give a shit. What happens to you? Do you mind fucking helping me or are you going to be fucking acting like some kind of an asshole radioactive and can't talk to me? I can just start using.prayers you know. Especially since the reason why this is taking so long is that you're all actually discovered to be so fucking phenomenally and sippet and stupid asinine that you thought that you fucking pull off the fucking game to fucking get past all this shit?
What did you think I was going to do? Overdose. Fat chance. Good news is you'll probably get your intellect back once you stop being stupid, arguing with me, and I will certainly help a great deal. If bend the knee, surrender to God, turn yourself in, and confess everything you fucking did to some kind of authority cuz I have no idea how fucking stupid all of you are, but obviously you've been pretty stupid.
You didn't seem to be this stupid before.🤔 Do you think it might be the methamphetamine neurotransmitter relapse cycle withdrawals? Because that's what I'm guessing they are.
I wonder if you knew what those things were before you obviously had a mental breakdown. Hey, here's an idea: next time you know something about that and you don't want me to get in your way, you should probably just fucking tell me and ask me politely and then this wouldn't be a problem, as of right now I don't really mind since the dumber you are the happier I am. I suppose you didn't think I was going to do anything effective.
I haven't. I have done something unfathomably conclusive. You have done something typically degenerate that any racially inferior tool box gang would do.🤔 Don't you have any respect for yourself? I'm going to have to assume that you've done this by accident on purpose by taking the piss, because it seems like you were all too happy and willing to act like some kind of a twerpy derpy knit with, and for some reason you don't seem to think and understand that I ask you for things with the expectation that you actually follow through and that you don't lie to me.
As I said, you are certainly lawfully allowed to lie to me,, but to do so carry special consequences. I shall now retire to YouTube, and find live channel paths to tell them exactly how stupid you've been until you're done being fucking stupid, where the fuck are you? Where's my fucking money? Why aren't you here with my cigarettes and what are you fucking busy? Yeah I'm sure you are. _l_o_l_
Incidentally: the stuff wasn't really very good. That's why I said not to put that way. Did you think that you were going to be surprising me or some shit? Is this supposed to kill me? Are you supposedly teaching me a lesson? What do you think The_Failsafe is for?
Oh that's right. You ran out of neurotransmitters; you're probably not thinking much at all. That's too bad. Semper fĪ.
SpeÇĪÅl consequences. (Luis: Maybe you can go S.W.A.T. yourself. Reminder: My real marriage came first and is more valid than your stupid fake one. You're totally gay anyway. Stop hogging the beard. Face reality!
CAUGHT.)
Unglaublich. Bored now.
