The folksy wisdom of Keef Rowland

[Laser]

Stay hungry, my friends.

K-DUBB's DELI where hungry bears are always welcome

[Jackstar]

(J rather salty today, alas.)

Now, you may be asking yourself what I'm doing today. Well, The Mayor may not be like this in your town, but f*** him/her, I outrank IT. (A Meyer? Nigga please.)

1: CIRCUIT PANEL.
2. ???
3. PROPHET.

Actual special guest.
Actual star.

Yeah, we really were this awesome.

Shooting stars come down hot.

And now we're one more +1 better. (Hi, Keith! FU ROT, NOW GET YOUR ASS INTO THE G—DDAMN MATRIX POD, YOU'RE BEING TAKEN BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL.

YOU'RE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING TOO SEXY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. SEE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH. YOU'RE IN ONE OF THOSE THINGS. HEY DON'T WORRY—JACKSTAR SAYS HE CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS, IF YOU PROMISE TO RAPE MYKE.

DON'T WORRY HE LIKES IT. END OF LINE)


It's not a rap. It's Haram. WORSHIP M—*click*

[Jackstar]

K-DUBB's DELI where hungry bears are always welcome

I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.

ONCE.

[Laser]

I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.

ONCE.

TMI

[K_Blubb]

Keef has calculators!

[Worthauger]

Keef has calculators!

They'll make you fat.

[K_Blubb]

👆now that is funny

[K_Blubb]

Keef is excited today!

[Worthauger]

👆now that is funny

I gain such joy from knowing that I amuse you, as would a clown, or a jester would. At a tractor truck pull -- not a rodeo. Not my scene, the rodeo... too much poop, not enough ass.

[K_Blubb]

Keef gave up on the Troof 

[K_Blubb]

I gain such joy from knowing that I amuse you, as would a clown, or a jester would. At a tractor truck pull -- not a rodeo. Not my scene, the rodeo... too much poop, not enough ass.

I beg to differ.



(actual photo of innerreach 😍)

[Worthauger]

Keef gave up on the Troof 

I never even got a Gmail invite. I had to start from scratch.

I beg to differ.

That is not ass. That is a donkey. Here's your sign, Libran.

[Worthauger]

I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.

ONCE.

He's done it a few more times now. He's kinda fresh about it. I was gonna give him lessons in focusing today, but I was frankly afraid of where I was gonna have to show them on the doll where he was asking me to touch myself the last time. (He's a pretty cagey bear, if you want me to tell you the truth.)

Oh yeah. About that. What is The Game? Oh, I just lost The Truth. Hard, colonic pass.

[K_Dubb]

Keef is having fun, can't wait to get back to all that twitter bullying!!!



Maybe he wants to bully people into buying his calculators, idk he is so weird

[WORTHAUGERa]

Maybe he wants to bully people into buying his calculators, idk he is so weird

Dibs on his catheter.