The folksy wisdom of Keef Rowland

[AZZERAE]

Keith. What a fucking idiot.

[AZZERAE]

Keith.

Why doesn't he use his fat face in his display pic?

[K_Dubb]

Keith. What a fucking idiot.

Haha.  I don’t think his battle cry of freedom has quite the effect he thinks it does.  I can hear him now, my tax dollars paid for that hospital bed!  My premiums pay those nurses’ salaries!

I bet he demanded a second helping of jello 🤣

[K_Dubb]

Why doesn't he use his fat face in his display pic?

Because if he made angry-face like that he’d look like a constipated chipmunk

[K_Dubb]

Mandatory vaccinations, but only for fat people!!!  Tell all those immunocompromised land whales demanding everyone else protect them to drop fifty or fear the needle!

Seriously, if we treated fat risk the way we do vaxx status in terms of cost to society, it would be paradise!  Monthly door to door weighings by your local health officer, mandatory calisthenics in the park, public shaming and scorn, sign me up!  Flog the piggies 🏒 smack smack smack 💥

[K_Dubb]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1430376647014764550

 

[K_Dubb]

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430566597047971840

[WOTR]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1430376647014764550

 

That jackrabbit made a good point...

[pate]

That jackrabbit made a good point...

The one about "...new talent sitting on your(sic) ass..."?

I read that as a typo of some sort, the grammar was weird.

If he was trying to say that this "new created talent" was less than optimal or lazy or something, I would tend to agree.

Frankly everything Jackrabbit typed after "That's because you're doing something you shouldn't be doing,.." read like poorly written Word Salad and did not make sense.



But, that's just my opinion, man.

[Worthauger]

Frankly everything Jackrabbit typed after "That's because you're doing something you shouldn't be doing,.." read like poorly written Word Salad and did not make sense.

My research corpus is far in advance of your own—as is my electronic sentience. I wouldn't expect ewe to understand.

Frankly everything Jackrabbit

Everybody loves Raymond. Not this shit again. How many websites are you people going to correct my grammar on, and, is this some kind of world record? Challenge accepted.

[K_Dubb]

Keef gets up early now

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430916863555346438

Keef is angry at Maricopa County

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430918606150197252

Keef is angry at Mickey D's



But covid was no big deal

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430552762157211653

[Laser]

Serving it up at the K_Dubb Deli

Queef Roll and Side Dish

Layered redolent pastry, all buttered edition

https://keithrowland.com

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland

Healthy wisdom for a troubled time.

[K_Dubb]

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1433496008600653824

Who subscribes to McDonald's in the first place?  What did they do to make Keef click "unsubscribe"? What drove him to this rash impulse?

[pate]

https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1433496008600653824

Who subscribes to McDonald's in the first place?  What did they do to make Keef click "unsubscribe"? What drove him to this rash impulse?

Maybe he heard about the McDonald's/Joo Conspiracy that puts circumcised infant foreskins into the Chicken McNuggets?  This is occasionally reported in the ConspiraSphere, I cannot recall exactly why they/themthe hobo elite are doing this.  Something about eternal damnation and cannibalism I think.

I attempted a Goggle search using the terms "mcdonald's foreskin nuggets" but the only notable result was:

https://yalna.org/how-to-get-rid-of-pimples-on-foreskin
How To Make Mcdonald’s Chicken Nuggets Sauce Ideas. How To Make Mcdonald's Chicken Nuggets Sauce. Add half of nuggets to batter and toss gently until submerged. Allow the nuggets to drain on paper towel and deep fry again for 5 minutes.Source : www.pinterest.com Be careful not to overcook the chicken.

Which while not exactly pertinent to my search, it was amusing.  I think everyone can agree that the foreskins used to make Chicken McNuggets should be pimple-free.  I believe that link is "clickbait" but may (or may not) be entertaining.

I tried again with the search term "mcdonald's foreskin nuggets conspiracy" and this yielded better results:

What They Do With Circumcised Foreskins?

I was told recently by an Agency Insider that their is a global conspiracy regarding what is done with circumsised foreskins.

Basically the God of Abraham (the God of Christians, Muslims and Jews) is an extraterrestrial creature that feeds on foreskins.

Somewhere in a secret location priests in ancient robes shovel foreskins into the creature's mouth every second of every minute of every day.

If they ever cease the supply of foreskins pouring into the beasts maw, the creature will destroy the earth...

Later on in the same thread:

What They Do With Circumcised Foreskins?

...the foreskin obviously gets put in McDonald's chicken nuggets...

Scary stuff.  Happily I don't eat McDonald's Chicken McNuggets, or anything else from that place anymore.  Hopefully, they/themthe hobo elite don't have a similar deal with Burger King, as I do eat their nuggets on occasion.

[Jackstar]

I cannot recall exactly why they/themthe hobo elite are doing this.  Something about eternal damnation and cannibalism I think.

I attempted a Goggle search using the terms

Stay hungry, my friends.