

Guess who's back?
Welcome to Amateur
HourCLOSED It looks like Baal worship came to a massive screeching halt today.
Note attached original screenshot below: it's like I quit the job–though this monkey could do the job, WITH OR WITHOUT NUTS WHILE WORKING FOR PEANUTS, THAT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED AND DOMINATED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS–and... the real one came back. Of course that's probably just a coincidence, right?
WRITE WHICH WITCH RITE? *SLAM*Now If you will excuse me, I'll be publishing a podcast in about an hour, and if you don't, I'm going to have another 3 hour conversation in The John with The John about The Mike/Mic\Mikey–already in progress on some dimensions, but thankfully finished in Mine Own, and I don't think we're having another Black Mesa Cascade Resonance Failure Event today–y-I don't have a thing to wear, and neither does S|H|5. (And also: ABO HOSTAGE (Not_Jewel))
Enormous spiritual darkness has just been lifted from America.
Well, yes; but let me actually finish editing and uploading to YouTube first before breaking out the party favors,
Pal.No more organ harvesting or ritualistic child sacrifice.
The foreskin is an organ. Behold:
the organ grinder's monkey. Now, I don't want to go off-book here... oh, wait, yeah I do, actually, the last think I want is to be booked into custody. Honestly, just shoot me instead? No. Good. I'm on a mission from God... and fortunately for You Yokels, my mission--THIS TIME, PUNYLINGS--doesn't have anything to do with dopehead dirtbags counseling parents on the benefits of mutilating their children's cocks and feeding them high fructose corn syrup.
I am cautioning you here, though:
I am in no mood.
*Protests
*Riots
*Earthquakes & Volcanic Eruptions
*Liberation
No, there won't be any volcanoes or earthquakes... unless THE_GROUNDBREAKER & THE_KINGPINNER & THE_RABBI'S_RABBIT are not appeased. (Sirius A+B agree. *gulp*) DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? A nutless monkey just pooped out of a portal and typed those very letters. JUST NOW. RIGHT NOW. WOW. I think the monkey is gone now, you just missed him. Yeah, I ran out, and he ran out, uh, really quickly. I left the door open and the house is filled with bugs, so what? Bugs need love too, and I didn't kill that mosquito, I just... scared him and brought him back to life, that's why he's smaller.


I think it's fascinating that you picked this moment--of all moments--to grow a
largish pair of I, Mages, but, hey, I'm glad you don't have one still left to drop. Or... hey, maybe you do? Do you have the ability to just... conitinually generate and allow to re-descend an infinite number of replacement testicles? That sounds like a cool upgrade, as long as you don't run out of pistachios.
SEMPER FI YAY MOTHRA CLICKER
Sweetums, I don't think that one is gonna catch on; but on the bright side that's probably the one thing I'm going to publish today that won't be actionable, and, let's face it: that goddam timestamp is a thing of beauty that can't be beat.
(Careful, astute readers will note: I did mention incoming cavalry. I did eYe did,
I AM THAT I AM.
And today:
held the mustard. That's something The Colonel Co-Captains cannot claim, I double-dog dare them.) J*eol