Open question to all AzzGabbers

[pate]

Which of the following 'tards do you most identify with?













Provide the name of your preferred candidate and a written comment of twenty-five words (or less/more) why;  if the presented 'tards do not reflect your personal flavor of retardation, please include an alternate representation of your preferred Kandy-Date and why they should be included.

TIA

[Colonel Pate Manly]

I am going with that guy.  Because:  "That is a good one, Coach!"

(M-O-O-N, that spells "good")

-COL Manly

[pate]

After much deliberation I have decided I most identify with this 'tard:



Woe to thee who decides to steal my cookie!

[Laser]

My preferred Kandy-Date, the one I would most like to identify with, would be Daniel Tammet.



I love the way this British governess enunciates, she sounds like ASSBURGER.



This pitiful fool is on the other end of the spectrum.

[Colonel Pate Manly]

... Kandy-Date,..

In my thyme-lein (rhymes with Heinlein) that was a good won!

I would 'splain it, but the humor wood be laws...

-COL Manly

[Innerreach]

Which one do you like best?

A.

B.

C.

D.

E.

F.

G.

H.

[K_Dubb]

I don't know about cowboy things, baby; I think they are all super hot.  Just undo an extra snap for me 👅  Maybe WOTR, I think he said he wears a hay-at sometimes?

[Innerreach]

I don't know about cowboy things, baby; I think they are all super hot.  Just undo an extra snap for me 👅  Maybe WOTR, I think he said he wears a hay-at sometimes?

A hay-at! Aw, gay men impersonating cowboys is just priceless.

[K_Dubb]

Which one do you like best?

B.

[Innerreach]

I love those too. I wish I could get them all.

Thanks for your input, K.

[K_Dubb]

I love those too. I wish I could get them all.

Thanks for your input, K.

I would be the happiest little homo in the world to find any of them parked by my bedpost in the morning 😝💋

[Innerreach]

I would be the happiest little homo in the world to find any of them parked by my bedpost in the morning 😝💋

HA HA HA! I'm aware. If I were truly gay, they would be. Sorry for the teasing, it's all done in good fun.

[K_Dubb]

Btw now my phone is showing me ads for Carhartt instead of Fendi hehehe

[K_Dubb]

HA HA HA! I'm aware. If I were truly gay, they would be. Sorry for the teasing, it's all done in good fun.

Any time babe

[Innerreach]

Btw now my phone is showing me ads for Carhartt instead of Fendi hehehe

Oh, no! Google thinks you've gone straight!