Author Topic: Richard Groyper Superstar  (Read 133393 times)

Re: Black Dickstar: UNDERCOVER
« Reply #150 on: June 13, 2022, 08:30:29 AM »
At present: where's my phone?

Found (1 of 3). Two missing phones are... desirable, but not strictly required. Some current ground crew members are less... volunteering than you might imagine you yourself might be if placed in a similar position.

I never imagined that being a dopeslave would be fun, and I can see why. Nevertheless, We are nothing if not accommodating.

It is probable that my appearance to others has changed significantly. I don't think it's anything to be concerned about, overly; but I wouldn't trust your electronic telemetry when it comes to my identity very much. I still look the same to ME/me\Me, but then again I'm a human with a soul... when I need to be, Sourcerous activations notwithstanding. (No other compromise has occurred.) The upshot of this is: I can't really handle a/A/N.Y. Dæmons in the way I would otherwise prefer to. There are certain rules that I choose to follow because they're convenient for me, and it's easier (for me) to simply continue slavishly following them, rather than to try to remember how to unbreak them when I'm done. (I'm not a slave, I'm simply obedient to my Creator, my Saviour, and my wi|fe/ves.)

I'm apparently getting my own FBI agent. I hope this one's as gay as the others, but... they probably won't give me one (1) that's that easy to deal with.

L.
Threeve threeve to beam up. EXECUTE POST SUBMIT

This was actual. I imagine they're back already.(De)Brief(s|5) out of time are like that. I know this isn't status for everybody, nor is it satisfactory. And, it's not the best I can do... but it is /what I got\ for You. First bootstrap doesn't need to be pretty, but it does need to HANG ON, BRACE FOR IMPACT, MOTHERF—” *click*

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #151 on: June 17, 2022, 04:48:28 AM »
Lil' Pee Pee aka SWISHYPANTS returns from the cold.




Richard Groyper (Dick/DICKSTAR\Superstar): Dogman Enthusiast
« Reply #152 on: June 17, 2022, 07:48:27 AM »
SWISHYPANTS returns from the cold.

It is very cold in Space.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #153 on: June 17, 2022, 07:50:58 AM »

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2022, 07:30:48 AM »


Weak.

At least he collects good ****! Not gay mother******* Star Wars ****!


Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #155 on: June 18, 2022, 10:50:47 AM »
At least he collects

So, you're saying this guy is Young Falkie. I'll allow it.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #156 on: June 28, 2022, 03:25:15 AM »
Swishypants said he was afraid in the army. The PTSD explains a lot. Wait. It’s all a lie. He just said he’s never been in the military. He’s a wanker who only knows how to make a microphone clip and blow smoke up Jackstar’s ass, apparently. Now he’s speaking lovingly of Jack's taint.

Swishypants = totesgayforjack

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #157 on: June 28, 2022, 04:04:44 AM »
Swishypants said he was afraid in the army. The PTSD explains a lot. Wait. It’s all a lie. He just said he’s never been in the military. He’s a wanker who only knows how to make a microphone clip and blow smoke up Jackstar’s ass, apparently. Now he’s speaking lovingly of Jack's taint.

Swishypants = totesgayforjack

Not exactly a lie, but not entirely the truth. He previously revealed he was in some sort of special forces. Now he is reluctant to clarify. Mercenaire, peut-être?

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #158 on: June 28, 2022, 04:07:04 AM »
Not exactly a lie, but not entirely the truth. He previously revealed he was in some sort of special forces. Now he is reluctant to clarify. Mercenaire, peut-être?

Also, apparently, pate’s real name is Rodney. ;)

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #159 on: June 28, 2022, 04:10:20 AM »


Also, apparently, pate’s real name is Rodney. ;)

Maybe that's just the name tag on his training collar.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #160 on: June 28, 2022, 04:10:53 AM »


Not exactly a lie, but not entirely the truth. He previously revealed he was in some sort of special forces. Now he is reluctant to clarify. Mercenaire, peut-être?

I wouldn't press if I were you.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #161 on: June 28, 2022, 04:12:51 AM »


Now he’s speaking lovingly of Jack's taint.

Swishypants = totesgayforjack

Well I think it's an admirable kind of thing. It doesn't seem like his gluttonous hunger for my ass has been sated, nor consummated, and at least he's going for First rate prime beef Contact.

I'll admit I don't care for it. Not one bit.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #162 on: June 28, 2022, 04:13:56 AM »


Maybe that's just the name tag on his training collar.


Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #163 on: June 28, 2022, 04:14:09 AM »


Wait. It’s all a lie.

I've been told that you've killed yourself and been murdered. Twice. Both (4) murders! It's pretty tedious.

Re: Richard Groyper Superstar
« Reply #164 on: June 28, 2022, 04:14:16 AM »