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[Worthauger]

Who are you and what have you done with Jackstar

I AM THAT I AM.


P.S.: Happy birthday.

[Laser]

And, you can't mate with just one Bishop.

Unless you have a pawn in your back pocket OR you are in someone else's pocket.

Having sworn fealty to a Black Bishop in exchange for exemptions from the attacks.

[Worthauger]

CURRENT OPERATIONAL STATUS: Nominal Quorum.

We cannot roll without a proper Quorum. Them's the rules.

Unless you have a pawn in your back pocket OR you are in someone else's pocket.

Uh-oh! Looks like we got... a rules lawyer up in here!!!

Having sworn fealty to a Black Bishop in exchange for exemptions from the attacks.

Sworn an oath and everything. Sue-eey!


Shall I take this to mean... there is a Request To Participate being... presented? This would bring us one step closer to achieving a proper Quorum. Nothing happens without a proper Quorum.

Sign here. *COMBUST*

[Laser]

We cannot roll without a proper Quorum. Them's the rules.

Uh-oh! Looks like we got... a rules lawyer up in here!!!
Sworn an oath and everything. Sue-eey!


Shall I take this to mean... there is a Request To Participate being... presented? This would bring us one step closer to achieving a proper Quorum. Nothing happens without a proper Quorum.

Sign here. *COMBUST*

What Quorum? There isn't even a damn pie being thrown.

[Sunnie]

Quorum: The minimal density of bacterial cells that results in altered gene expression in a population of bacteria.


How fitting.

[Jackstar]

How fitting.

Imagine the shoes.

[Master Trollda]

Imagine the shoes.

[WORTHAUGERa]

An airstrike has been authorized.

Stay Tuned. Stay alert. STAY HUNGRY. *STAY SLAM* Nothing happens without a proper Quorum.

Them’s the rules. I don't like it... any more than you (Blank) do. By the way; I'm busy today. Play amongst yourselves. Be civil. There's a sign up sheet by the door. Don't let the dog scare you. He's big, but he's tame.

Well... to Me. And some of ewe need to stop hanging out by the mailbox, The Dragon Lord starts thinking you're a snack, and then we've all got problems. The sign-up sheet is hung on a magnet on the fridge, where all legal documents belong, next to another magnet holding up a leaf that reads, “Hot! 2:16”. Fridge? Bah.

I meant The Cooler. That's where I put all the Canadians with uppity attitudes that dare to read The High Speech. 


Also: In the last 12 hours, my Instagram has been compromised. (Wow, that didn't take long, now did it?) Of course, I blame Azzerae’s Heroes.

I will consider switching to Skype. In the meantime, I would never give somebody a rush to shillelagh, but I'm thinking of hurrying a rusty trombone. With extra rust. Stat.

[Master Trollda]

Canadians with uppity attitudes

[Laser]

I meant The Cooler. That's where I put all the Canadians with uppity attitudes that dare to read The High Speech. 

And that includes his henchman KSM.

[WORTHAUGERa]

His middle name is Ralph, as in vomitus.

I'm not going to lie—it's a little surreal. You should see what he's done with the curtains.

[Jackstar]

OPERATION: AUTHORIZED.


Buckle up, Peanut Butter Buttercup.

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Summer rides her fuckin’ train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so used
I was your baby
Your first born
The hot girl in your comp sci class
And I was Darwin's prep school dream
Bred born and raised to kick your ass
I fell for circuit boards
Rocket ships
Pictures of the stars
If you could only be what you pretend you are
When I said take me to the moon
I never meant take me alone
I thought if mankind toured the sky
It meant all of us could go
But I don't want to see the stars if they're just
One more piece of land for you to colonize
For us to turn to sand
Because we're so fucking mean
We're so elitist
We're as fucked as any church
And this bullshit west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I loved you
And why would you lie
And then I realized
You're just as naive as I am
You're so traumatized it makes me wanna cry
You dumb bitch
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I bought it it's true
I'm so embarrassed
I feel abused
Well I don't wanna eat the rich
I'd have to eat my hero's first
And my tuition's paid by blood
I might deserve your fate or worse
But I don't need your goddamn money
I don't need jack shit from you
So when I speak you bet your life my words are true
Let me level with you man
As someone guilty of the game
I took the help I took the cash
I would've taken your last name
So if any girl on earth
Should get to make a call about this
It would be me and as I see it
You're a dick
So fuck your tunnels fuck your cars
Fuck your rockets fuck your cars again
You promised you'd be Tesla
But you're just another Edison
Because Tesla broke a patent
All you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart
With the very same machines
That could've been our brand new start
And the worst part is
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
And sometimes I feel like
I still fucking do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I'm so embarrassed
I feel abused
I feel so used
I feel so used
Take me to the moon
Because I feel so used
I feel so used


Noting happens without
A PROPER Q.

[Master Trollda]

Noting happens without
A PROPER Q.

[Jackstar]

AdeQuate.

I already swallowed his soul.

[Master Trollda]

I already swallowed his soul.

RAWR!