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[Landstreicher]

No, it's not like that, it's more like, I know that you're 4-5 people and I don't care to name them all off, explain how I know, nor reveal you to be a gestalt forum presence, especially when it's done for reasons of personal security, which, in your case, is totes called for.

Circus freak? Gestalt performing acrobatic troupe?

Just a bum thumbing a ride on the Road to Nowhere.

[Landstreicher]

Circus freak?



Gestalt performing acrobatic troupe?



Just a bum thumbing a ride on the Road to Nowhere.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Dear bitch bass bottom bitch bitch she's facey bitch;

This is a message for your bottom bitch, sorry I forget the address, but that's okay, I don't think I need one. At any event tell bottom bitch that little bitch can ask any questions that it wants to but they got to write them down and then pass it to one of my wives who was going to be at my house directly, and then had to take a detour nowhere near Albuquerque you know what I'm saying?

Yeah I doubt it cuz you're a whore and you're not a bottom bitch or a bitch wait maybe you are a bitch I don't know at this point but in any event you're just the messenger motherfucker and don't ask me to ask your dad—because he's your fucking King not mine you can skip the receiving line and I can't so fuck off I'm not staying in line for the likes of you!!

I've got to go I've got actual important work to do. Let me guess you want to know what that's like don't you, well maybe later.

Oh yeah that reminds me so I can be at all caps because it's not that important quantum singularity located no you can't have it all my wives who should appear while I was gone are going to be dead in 7 minutes unless they leave the facility and if they're already dead that's fine they can haunt me as much as they want I happen to love ghosts of Ex-Wives or even wives or even not pitchwives. In any event, la deserada at nauseam, anybody who would like to be my wife and hasn't been able to be in a position to ask for a bit might want to check in by come on on over your free access and just stay out of the house until I get home or until 3 hours have gone by whichever comes first you can hang out in the garage and if you want to go upstairs and hang by your ankles that's fine too actually the entire property is that your disposal future wife but or wives whichever works different planes reality but the main thing is the house is going to be filled with toxic gas for the next three hours so you might want to not be inside or come inside I expectedly if you're planning on being a living wife too a living sorcerer who is a badass by the way—I don't know if any of you have heard, especially those of you underneath a little bitch, but I'm kind of a big deal now—confirmed. (Except in Hawaii Alaska Arkansas and little bitch little shot Island. Orcas is cool thou.

I know this seems like more information than anyone would possibly need to have, but as I don't know who these wives or potential wives or past wives or former wives actually are, nor am I allowed to know that, I kinda gotta cover all the bases; and while that may seem like a horrendously wasteful expenditure of effort and molecules and electrons, it's actually quite important even though the decision is already been made because the... What the fuck is their name now not the original no the whatever whatever the decider is no not the whatever whoever is deciding has already decided but she still has to have the ability and the right to have people to choose from otherwise a decision doesn't mean as much to her and she won't have nearly as many DNA samples to put in a trophy case.

( Hey David would you like to know what I'm talking about, yeah me too, what's that like ;-) I'll give you hint though it starts with exopolitical diplomacy, and ends with you still not doing anything about it, you don't get to jump the line, and that's not me talking, David you know I love you you know I always love you I would love to let you jump the line all you wanted except that's not my ability to give you and if you thought you were going to use me to get somewhere in life well... clearly you fucking well have haven't you?

Mind the poison gas, it works extra fast on people without a soul, don't worry I'll resurrect you later. Yeah you and I are more friends than me and that other guy that's for sure I am a friend to all but I'm not a friend to that piece of shit date fucker, that is for go5-damn sure, and you can take that to the bank TODAY.)

Unglaublich. Baby, I know that you don't need me to show off for you, but believe me, I fucking love it, anyway this is what happens when certain people make certain requests that take certain amount of time to actually go through and then the next request is to skip the line, now you see what happens okay I didn't fix it but it's all right I just like I said I kind of like to show off sometimes.

Meanwhile I have to resurrect you seconds so you'll have to wait or else you can go use the one down at the Porta party potty across the street. Yes I know you hate it yes and I know that your shoes will get messed up yes and I know that I don't buy shoes on Sunday so make your choice it'll be fine either way. No I don't think the rapist is named david, but if you want to beat the shit out of him to check go you're welcome to it I don't care he's not my problem it's not my area! Beating the shit out of people who's never been in my area... Not even at Chess.)



Dear Bellgab, yeah this is Jacque, any questions? Yeah I just bet you do, well write them down, I'll get to you later. Absolutely nothing has changed except within your own mind(s), Punylings. By the way cool idea with the lynchings but please stop now thanks bye, you know somebody has to embalm all those people, this is no way to stimulate the economy, unless you're in Texas.

What's the opposite of economy anyway, cuz that's what they have in Texas, some kind of hidden Hand thing I think, wow I could do the hell of a fucking show on that right now but that's not what I'm here for and I got to go.

And by that I mean; you're boring and I'm leaving.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Circus freak?

Cirque du so eccentric.


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I'm switching teams. Here's your new copy, for what I assume will be your own new lawnsign, I can't give you everything... otherwise you're going to go soft! (Let's agree to look past the fact that one of the two of you is pretty soft already.)

[Jackstar]

And by that I mean; you're boring and I'm leaving.

I'm such a fucking liar.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Circus freak? Gestalt performing acrobatic troupe?

A monkey with jive asses.

Just a bum thumbing a ride on the Road to Nowhere.

Jesus red could you ever get a little bit more roast?


First of all the vagueness is perhaps a little bit disingenuous and uncalled for for example who the hell else is here who else is talking?

Additionally just a bum so that's five ass monkey without the jive or just a bump it's so diminishing.

So essentially just emptiness and kind of vague kind of lackadaisical insults and then nothing else well I imagine if that was inaccurate at all it would be devastating but there's something fairly unusual happening: I've accomplished my goal.

I kept the house I give the money I kept my integrity I kept my sanity and I kept my twin flame counterpart. I have no idea who or where she is, but that's fine I don't actually need to know any of that stuff it's not really about identity and it's certainly not about getting known or getting even.

Well just for some people, I suppose it is. However I'm not exactly sure who's getting even with whom, because whoever that grapefruit is she's one of the Clayton ETS, and then no idea what kind of a person would put up with what's his nuts and be gay for and ET and then still be ultra piston not talk to me like what are we put her pissed about is it that is it that I get to do things that she doesn't then I'm not rescuing her cuz why would I do that I mean not exactly sure.

I'm pretty damn sure the actual fleshy nigger dragon lord is not an Alex actual outfitro Conan because he wasn't allowed to come back and then I'm sure there's space Justice out there for a lizard King who possesses homeless guys and rapes women but that's not anything my area we're talking about this planet.

And on this planet I honestly don't know if he's ever done it or not because he actually feels really bad, because he lost his soul and there's a double drive in his head with wings and then at one point he had a girl and then I had a girl and then he needed he needed two girls and then and then I didn't know that he had two girls or eight or nine and then I went to go examine choice number two and then he flipped out and then announced that that Jackstar wasn't allowed to have any women at all.

Okay now this is some egregious levels of hate, and I'm quite confused because it seems like he's gotten everything that he's ever possibly thought he needed to get from me, he went back in time and and poached some dim bulb drug addict who thought that she needed a beard and then could there ever been a better prepared guy than rupini for that fucking woman so I no idea how long she's been totally mind control but that's okay cuz we're talking about a woman who tried to execute the most heinous revenge plan I've ever imagined my entire life and thank God that never came to pass, and then what do they do I mean besides Ruby again besides this shit what do they actually do? Like in mockingbird like how is it set up what's the structure like I can see how the power is engaging and now she's got her supposed flame partner yeah okay one of them wants the starship he thinks he's going to leave he's not fucking leaving the other one is clearly lost his fucking shit because what is he gaining out of stopping all progress here and hanging around with two lunatics and a ET without a ship I can see is he going to be king of the night is he going to be vindicated for hanging out with a rapist or is he going to be vindicated for being erroneously called a rapist before he was convicted to trial and like doesn't matter if he's convicted I mean he sent a woman who didn't love me that he was married to to me to pretend to like me and then she waste the whole shitload of time while I observed her not doing one fucking good thing for just about anybody except for learn how to live with a condition that she didn't have to fucking deal with I mean walk with the cage sure okay oh cuz you think you're not well anyway this huge amount of facade weaving so that they could be in a position where they would be able to claim free rent and then when they had that then they ignored me and mocked me and then pissed me off the extent that I threw their asses out in the street and then I don't know what the hell they did from that point and I don't really care so I got the house and I got rid of a bunch of freeloaders and I settled some dude with with two women he didn't even care about and then I don't have one but he can't possibly let me have anything because is it bad for the human genome for me to get cuddles is it something that I need to learn how to do by myself is it that they're mad that I disabled the ability to leave the universe or what like are they upset that I actually have power they can't comprehend or or they just mad that I'm smarter than they are prettier than they are and still have my soul and don't give a shit about a pair of fucking they did what?

Like how many houses do they have where do they live what do they do is it a struggle is it fun did he get all did he buy her a house is there money there is there is there any reason to get money is there any competition is it a desire for anybody to talk about anything useful you've got the completion of The Great Work First Contact and where's MV and is he still a Vampyr?

Now let me be clear here I don't have to pay attention to any of this stuff, however it is notable that whoever is in charge of synthesizing the news for everybody is missing out on the good shit that could could be handled and then if that's all it's happening and then it's all censored then what is there to talk about other than the smell of your own farts the criminal state of that family's children they're turned opinion of Jackstar I mean apparently they're not allowed to talk to me because I'm not allowed to talk to them now how come that who is the person who who's in charge of this and then I should we talk about David Levitt and I don't really want to talk about David (love it) because that seems like a incorrect thing to do with our time given that this is all a frame job the entire thing.

For example, it continues to be assumed by all who even come remotely close to getting close to me that I'm desperately in need of a woman so that I can be not alone and I can have sex, that's not true I'm desperate need of a woman so that I can use her to shield me from all the other women.

I don't know which one of it is who complains about only dates of affluent men and brush the teeth and exercise and get things off my chest and okay so these incredibly shallow people need to understand something I'm looking for one particular circumstance, and if this house was clean and lovely smelling and I had you know thin mints by the bed and everything was ready to go and there's you have the nicest perfect little down pillows and you can finally whatever like if that could if that could have happened already fucking it would have happened already because I am quite vulnerable, and the advantage to having a house that looks like a stye but really isn't is that shallow ignorant materials oriented insensitive numb fridge-tastic arrogance hollow empty trouser weasels would avoid.

The effect that sex addiction has on every human relationship let alone just the romantic ones is really just vile I mean I making it clear there's something I'm looking for and then I've also made it clear somebody tried to steal my first born child by way of my semen without telling me what they were going to do, that was their plan to lie to me take my semen without $4 you can send impregnate themselves immediately dump me and then hook up publicly with some other guy so as in order to embarrass me this was somebody's plan.

This is what they thought was a good way to spend their time.

Now that didn't happen, obviously but consider why didn't it happen? Well it didn't happen because I fucking put a stop that fucking shit, but it also didn't happen because it's like a complete abomination what kind of a fucking satanic hellspawn would fucking think oh that's a good idea he wakes up this morning and he's like oh my God oh my God not since before like he fucking met her right now when I feed all this out I was wondering what who the hell who the hell would do this and I recognized eventually that a really pissed off time traveler right because that that woman then you're all are looking at and stuff that's not that's not that's not my favorite that's a really arrogant cunt you think she's all that in a bag of chips and I'm sure she is but when it comes to me want to spend time with her I mean I'd love to talk about something useful I'd like to mention what my experience was this person has it fucking talk to me at all she's talked at me doesn't even know who I am she's been given fucking Kaleidoscope of data and all she knows is ramen like fuck where have you been what the fuck is going on I mean for one thing I like conversation for another I've actually fucked that woman like she's she's raped me three times okay I went to sleep I suddenly find myself awake with a monstrous erection which is exactly what happens when somebody put some chemical on your lips I'm asleep I'm awake there's a woman to clamber on top of me trust me it's not grapefruit it's it's grapefruit and it's slightly different grapefruit it's it's her having come back in time so that she finally scratch that fucking it cuz she's like oh my god well I mean imagine that a person who really just fucking blew the fuck up one of the best things you've ever seen in your life she just didn't know it what was the reasoning behind doing it that way oh yeah that's right it was a plan that you came up with after you went off with a bunch of dudes from your Lodge and they introduced you to the wonderful world of inhaling powders, and that's all because you sure she weren't like that before and then when I saw you again boy were you sure goal oriented.

And you sure shouldn't weren't the woman that I instantly fell in love with when I first are apparently someone was incredibly discomforted by that well yeah I was uncomfortable too I didn't know what to do and you had been told that I was you know awful was my hygiene bad was I was I was I was that oh so it was just it was just that you were embarrassed because you liked me and you didn't like being embarrassed because oh really well wow that's just like The human experience now now somehow that went into you getting convinced to do what how is it supposed to go with the closet like I wondered like what the name of God could have happened to make that house get so fucking trash, well now that I find out what the fucking plan that somebody thought was going to happen was I thank my lucky Christ stars that I had nothing to do with that.

That reminds me lucky Christ is not that nice of a guy. Not really at all and then I don't know what you told him and I don't know what you did and I don't recall anybody mentioning to me something that's painfully obvious now which was that you honestly did feel really hurt and then I'm not surprised because you were really hurt by the fucking gang of fucking idiot thugs that you're hanging around with you were getting dosed or getting raped you getting treated like royalty but you're getting fucking used and the entire plan was to have you create a edifice evil thinking you were all that and then you were going to give birth to a Satan child and then get fucking traffic Dubai because let's face it your original body was remarkably hot and the one you got now is I don't know who because you're not the same person exactly and then you become so twisted and warped from your belief that I caused you a problem when I did not that you just don't even know if your ass from your elbow okay for one thing you spent five fucking years five fucking years not talking to me she wish she mentally mind wiped ready or is it just like you both thought it was so fucking stupid that it was a whole bunch of fun to go back and forth and then like are you aware that fucking rubini is like holding the candle to you even know?

Let me explain you thought I was here to seduce you or to get closure or to save you or no no nothing of the kind the reason why I was here is because the fucking woman who said she was my goddamn fucking helpmate didn't fucking help me at all, because the thing to do to fucking help me was tell me what the fuck was going on, and apparently that was impossible to do or else she thought that it would be a bad idea for me to know what the deal was now that I know what the deal is I am not at all bothered I think it's fucking hilarious that only rupini would have you well gee yeah I guess you do have herpes don't you do you have do you have HIV too cuz if you have HIV I don't know about that but I do remember that fucking JPEG that photo taken by that individual who didn't think much of me well you know I didn't think much of him either but I didn't know why he was so pissy until I realized that well he's got territorial envy and then he doesn't know that I've been lied to and then he also doesn't know that I've been surgically mutilated and then he doesn't realize that the world he's on it's not what he thinks it is and then he didn't understand the problem at all it's not that I didn't want him to call you gorgeous no you are gorgeous you were gorgeous and it wasn't that I objected to you getting texts from men that said you were gorgeous no honey I love you getting texts from men to say you're gorgeous I love you getting texts from women this year gorgeous I never understood the possibility that you thought I didn't know that you had your tendencies because I knew you were a MK ultra covert Mill spec acid when I fucking saw the fucking date on the goddamn first post like oh six years prior while you're ready and then all the sudden poor Mom oh wow okay so this is textbook in addition to that you also somehow were a clone copy you are an echo of the first girl I ever loved fell in love with but that didn't mean that she had to have been the very super duper one right because the reason why nothing happened after what happened happened is that I didn't want to be put in a position where I had to explain to anybody what I fucking knew that you did because while I thought it was vile I did not want to be the person to tell the world what a fucking horseback shit hole shithead you fucking are or were I don't know who fucking told you that was a good idea but here's the deal as you wanted to fuck somebody but it wasn't me, it was the guy who dosed it with my control chemicals and then I explained to you how the koozie Advantage works and then you completely ignored that which means you're not even her anymore you utterly discounted the existence of something extraordinary okay so that's probably not you as well now there's a number of things can happen from this point okay I can go on a regular date and I think I'll be okay since I'm loaded and don't have any fucking baggage so I think I'll probably have it the ability to get a girlfriend and then I still think of you, and the reason why is because wow you really did love me didn't you because you thought you were going to get what you wanted and I was going to go along with it what the problem is is it you didn't ask me yet you just imagined that I was going to go along with it and then you never actually did because before that happened you did something else and then I don't know what exactly but let me tell you what I would be happy to go to a counselor or a psychiatrist or a fucking test with you before any of these fucking fools because you clearly don't remember what fucking happened you obviously don't remember what happened what happened was you had drugs you didn't share them you attempted to get me to be compromised and the way that you did that was by not speaking aloud or by writing it down you tried to use your fucking mental telepathy to fucking get me to fucking jump on your body as if that was okay, like I could fucking hear you, and I thought to myself does this woman know that I've read a lot of books I know you you were not that brilliant you thought, but actually you were brilliant you were just wasting your intellect on I don't know what because somebody explain to you that it was bad for you to feel the way you felt about me when you could tell that I felt about you, this is Storybook romance love just not known and then because of peer pressure after being taken from another continent where there's a whole bunch of women there compared to the men and then come here whole bunch of Bank pair of woman and I don't know if you knew this but you were and still are the I never ever thought anybody was more beautiful than you until grapefruit and then that lasted for a little while until your image was taken away and I don't know how it happened but what I meant here's why because you've been programmed to fucking not like cock okay so you you read a pamphlet and take a different kind of drug than usually take and that's not that fucking hard if you're just just invested in always having box for the rest of your life that would have been fine with me because just like before if you had told me what you wanted me to lie to your mother for and what you wanted to do to Catholic what the fuck for I mean yeah infamous but necessary and then if you would told me that you wanted to just that I would have fucking you know what I would have fucking just donated you the sperm in a cup and then you can fucking squeeze it up there and you have fucking free fucking baby but I'll tell you what lady you never would have gotten my fucking money ever did you get it now no would you got it then fuck you no you wouldn't have cuz I'm smart I would have thought I would have figured out a way to keep you from scoring on that fucking ridiculous agenda which let me let me wait you're going to you going to seduce a 15 year old while you're 16 okay fine and then you were going to you were going to have sex with me and get pregnant which is a very magical thing that a woman can do when she's been trained by fucking people who know that yourself knocked up by having sex with me one time and then I would go to sleep and I'd wake up the next day and you would be fucking the king of prom right because yeah he always he's handsome and stuff he was a who is wrestler okay and you working crocheting like he's animated he's going to do things much fun certain things work not so much in the convenient time but I don't know how the hell I ever forgot about you you're such a delight and now that I know certain things I would have been thinking about that every morning wondering wow that really happened wow because you you did what you fucking you didn't tell me why you dumped me and then the reason why you dumped me is because the guy you told to hire a whore for me to see if I would have sex with a whore I told you that I did and you lied to you about it and then you never checked with me you just believe the guy did I actually happen and then then you dummy and then what do you remember because earlier I remember you saying that I dumped you because you were gay no I I did not dump you because you're gay unbelievable, like that is not the way people behave now if you look at the secret language birthdays you born in the day the hellraiser and oh yeah that was a fucking good time and if you had done it appropriately that would have been that would have been pretty funny I guess because shit what the hell did Kathy do to him she just wouldn't give it up oh well fuck you don't fucking like them fucking virgins do you want to have it now well you know if you would actually liked me it would have been a rather different thing because you do actually like me you just don't actually know who the fuck I am you don't know how to get a hold of me you don't have to talk to me you don't know where to find me you don't know how to approach me you don't know what to do with me fucking grateful have the same damn problem there was a woman that lovely lady who I'm going to look up let me tell you what and she said that she doesn't know what to do with me.

Just a bum thumbing a ride on the Road to Nowhere.

I was asked to be here. I was not asked to fully proofread—I basically just do that for future historians. I imagine they'll be here in a minute.


Hide your kids, hide your wife.

[Innerreach]

A monkey with jive asses.


Jesus red could you ever get a little bit more roast?


First of all the vagueness is perhaps a little bit disingenuous and uncalled for for example who the hell else is here who else is talking?

Additionally just a bum so that's five ass monkey without the jive or just a bump it's so diminishing.

So essentially just emptiness and kind of vague kind of lackadaisical insults and then nothing else well I imagine if that was inaccurate at all it would be devastating but there's something fairly unusual happening: I've accomplished my goal.

I kept the house I give the money I kept my integrity I kept my sanity and I kept my twin flame counterpart. I have no idea who or where she is, but that's fine I don't actually need to know any of that stuff it's not really about identity and it's certainly not about getting known or getting even.

Well just for some people, I suppose it is. However I'm not exactly sure who's getting even with whom, because whoever that grapefruit is she's one of the Clayton ETS, and then no idea what kind of a person would put up with what's his nuts and be gay for and ET and then still be ultra piston not talk to me like what are we put her pissed about is it that is it that I get to do things that she doesn't then I'm not rescuing her cuz why would I do that I mean not exactly sure.

I'm pretty damn sure the actual fleshy nigger dragon lord is not an Alex actual outfitro Conan because he wasn't allowed to come back and then I'm sure there's space Justice out there for a lizard King who possesses homeless guys and rapes women but that's not anything my area we're talking about this planet.

And on this planet I honestly don't know if he's ever done it or not because he actually feels really bad, because he lost his soul and there's a double drive in his head with wings and then at one point he had a girl and then I had a girl and then he needed he needed two girls and then and then I didn't know that he had two girls or eight or nine and then I went to go examine choice number two and then he flipped out and then announced that that Jackstar wasn't allowed to have any women at all.

Okay now this is some egregious levels of hate, and I'm quite confused because it seems like he's gotten everything that he's ever possibly thought he needed to get from me, he went back in time and and poached some dim bulb drug addict who thought that she needed a beard and then could there ever been a better prepared guy than rupini for that fucking woman so I no idea how long she's been totally mind control but that's okay cuz we're talking about a woman who tried to execute the most heinous revenge plan I've ever imagined my entire life and thank God that never came to pass, and then what do they do I mean besides Ruby again besides this shit what do they actually do? Like in mockingbird like how is it set up what's the structure like I can see how the power is engaging and now she's got her supposed flame partner yeah okay one of them wants the starship he thinks he's going to leave he's not fucking leaving the other one is clearly lost his fucking shit because what is he gaining out of stopping all progress here and hanging around with two lunatics and a ET without a ship I can see is he going to be king of the night is he going to be vindicated for hanging out with a rapist or is he going to be vindicated for being erroneously called a rapist before he was convicted to trial and like doesn't matter if he's convicted I mean he sent a woman who didn't love me that he was married to to me to pretend to like me and then she waste the whole shitload of time while I observed her not doing one fucking good thing for just about anybody except for learn how to live with a condition that she didn't have to fucking deal with I mean walk with the cage sure okay oh cuz you think you're not well anyway this huge amount of facade weaving so that they could be in a position where they would be able to claim free rent and then when they had that then they ignored me and mocked me and then pissed me off the extent that I threw their asses out in the street and then I don't know what the hell they did from that point and I don't really care so I got the house and I got rid of a bunch of freeloaders and I settled some dude with with two women he didn't even care about and then I don't have one but he can't possibly let me have anything because is it bad for the human genome for me to get cuddles is it something that I need to learn how to do by myself is it that they're mad that I disabled the ability to leave the universe or what like are they upset that I actually have power they can't comprehend or or they just mad that I'm smarter than they are prettier than they are and still have my soul and don't give a shit about a pair of fucking they did what?

Like how many houses do they have where do they live what do they do is it a struggle is it fun did he get all did he buy her a house is there money there is there is there any reason to get money is there any competition is it a desire for anybody to talk about anything useful you've got the completion of The Great Work First Contact and where's MV and is he still a Vampyr?

Now let me be clear here I don't have to pay attention to any of this stuff, however it is notable that whoever is in charge of synthesizing the news for everybody is missing out on the good shit that could could be handled and then if that's all it's happening and then it's all censored then what is there to talk about other than the smell of your own farts the criminal state of that family's children they're turned opinion of Jackstar I mean apparently they're not allowed to talk to me because I'm not allowed to talk to them now how come that who is the person who who's in charge of this and then I should we talk about David Levitt and I don't really want to talk about David (love it) because that seems like a incorrect thing to do with our time given that this is all a frame job the entire thing.

For example, it continues to be assumed by all who even come remotely close to getting close to me that I'm desperately in need of a woman so that I can be not alone and I can have sex, that's not true I'm desperate need of a woman so that I can use her to shield me from all the other women.

I don't know which one of it is who complains about only dates of affluent men and brush the teeth and exercise and get things off my chest and okay so these incredibly shallow people need to understand something I'm looking for one particular circumstance, and if this house was clean and lovely smelling and I had you know thin mints by the bed and everything was ready to go and there's you have the nicest perfect little down pillows and you can finally whatever like if that could if that could have happened already fucking it would have happened already because I am quite vulnerable, and the advantage to having a house that looks like a stye but really isn't is that shallow ignorant materials oriented insensitive numb fridge-tastic arrogance hollow empty trouser weasels would avoid.

The effect that sex addiction has on every human relationship let alone just the romantic ones is really just vile I mean I making it clear there's something I'm looking for and then I've also made it clear somebody tried to steal my first born child by way of my semen without telling me what they were going to do, that was their plan to lie to me take my semen without $4 you can send impregnate themselves immediately dump me and then hook up publicly with some other guy so as in order to embarrass me this was somebody's plan.

This is what they thought was a good way to spend their time.

Now that didn't happen, obviously but consider why didn't it happen? Well it didn't happen because I fucking put a stop that fucking shit, but it also didn't happen because it's like a complete abomination what kind of a fucking satanic hellspawn would fucking think oh that's a good idea he wakes up this morning and he's like oh my God oh my God not since before like he fucking met her right now when I feed all this out I was wondering what who the hell who the hell would do this and I recognized eventually that a really pissed off time traveler right because that that woman then you're all are looking at and stuff that's not that's not that's not my favorite that's a really arrogant cunt you think she's all that in a bag of chips and I'm sure she is but when it comes to me want to spend time with her I mean I'd love to talk about something useful I'd like to mention what my experience was this person has it fucking talk to me at all she's talked at me doesn't even know who I am she's been given fucking Kaleidoscope of data and all she knows is ramen like fuck where have you been what the fuck is going on I mean for one thing I like conversation for another I've actually fucked that woman like she's she's raped me three times okay I went to sleep I suddenly find myself awake with a monstrous erection which is exactly what happens when somebody put some chemical on your lips I'm asleep I'm awake there's a woman to clamber on top of me trust me it's not grapefruit it's it's grapefruit and it's slightly different grapefruit it's it's her having come back in time so that she finally scratch that fucking it cuz she's like oh my god well I mean imagine that a person who really just fucking blew the fuck up one of the best things you've ever seen in your life she just didn't know it what was the reasoning behind doing it that way oh yeah that's right it was a plan that you came up with after you went off with a bunch of dudes from your Lodge and they introduced you to the wonderful world of inhaling powders, and that's all because you sure she weren't like that before and then when I saw you again boy were you sure goal oriented.

And you sure shouldn't weren't the woman that I instantly fell in love with when I first are apparently someone was incredibly discomforted by that well yeah I was uncomfortable too I didn't know what to do and you had been told that I was you know awful was my hygiene bad was I was I was I was that oh so it was just it was just that you were embarrassed because you liked me and you didn't like being embarrassed because oh really well wow that's just like The human experience now now somehow that went into you getting convinced to do what how is it supposed to go with the closet like I wondered like what the name of God could have happened to make that house get so fucking trash, well now that I find out what the fucking plan that somebody thought was going to happen was I thank my lucky Christ stars that I had nothing to do with that.

That reminds me lucky Christ is not that nice of a guy. Not really at all and then I don't know what you told him and I don't know what you did and I don't recall anybody mentioning to me something that's painfully obvious now which was that you honestly did feel really hurt and then I'm not surprised because you were really hurt by the fucking gang of fucking idiot thugs that you're hanging around with you were getting dosed or getting raped you getting treated like royalty but you're getting fucking used and the entire plan was to have you create a edifice evil thinking you were all that and then you were going to give birth to a Satan child and then get fucking traffic Dubai because let's face it your original body was remarkably hot and the one you got now is I don't know who because you're not the same person exactly and then you become so twisted and warped from your belief that I caused you a problem when I did not that you just don't even know if your ass from your elbow okay for one thing you spent five fucking years five fucking years not talking to me she wish she mentally mind wiped ready or is it just like you both thought it was so fucking stupid that it was a whole bunch of fun to go back and forth and then like are you aware that fucking rubini is like holding the candle to you even know?

Let me explain you thought I was here to seduce you or to get closure or to save you or no no nothing of the kind the reason why I was here is because the fucking woman who said she was my goddamn fucking helpmate didn't fucking help me at all, because the thing to do to fucking help me was tell me what the fuck was going on, and apparently that was impossible to do or else she thought that it would be a bad idea for me to know what the deal was now that I know what the deal is I am not at all bothered I think it's fucking hilarious that only rupini would have you well gee yeah I guess you do have herpes don't you do you have do you have HIV too cuz if you have HIV I don't know about that but I do remember that fucking JPEG that photo taken by that individual who didn't think much of me well you know I didn't think much of him either but I didn't know why he was so pissy until I realized that well he's got territorial envy and then he doesn't know that I've been lied to and then he also doesn't know that I've been surgically mutilated and then he doesn't realize that the world he's on it's not what he thinks it is and then he didn't understand the problem at all it's not that I didn't want him to call you gorgeous no you are gorgeous you were gorgeous and it wasn't that I objected to you getting texts from men that said you were gorgeous no honey I love you getting texts from men to say you're gorgeous I love you getting texts from women this year gorgeous I never understood the possibility that you thought I didn't know that you had your tendencies because I knew you were a MK ultra covert Mill spec acid when I fucking saw the fucking date on the goddamn first post like oh six years prior while you're ready and then all the sudden poor Mom oh wow okay so this is textbook in addition to that you also somehow were a clone copy you are an echo of the first girl I ever loved fell in love with but that didn't mean that she had to have been the very super duper one right because the reason why nothing happened after what happened happened is that I didn't want to be put in a position where I had to explain to anybody what I fucking knew that you did because while I thought it was vile I did not want to be the person to tell the world what a fucking horseback shit hole shithead you fucking are or were I don't know who fucking told you that was a good idea but here's the deal as you wanted to fuck somebody but it wasn't me, it was the guy who dosed it with my control chemicals and then I explained to you how the koozie Advantage works and then you completely ignored that which means you're not even her anymore you utterly discounted the existence of something extraordinary okay so that's probably not you as well now there's a number of things can happen from this point okay I can go on a regular date and I think I'll be okay since I'm loaded and don't have any fucking baggage so I think I'll probably have it the ability to get a girlfriend and then I still think of you, and the reason why is because wow you really did love me didn't you because you thought you were going to get what you wanted and I was going to go along with it what the problem is is it you didn't ask me yet you just imagined that I was going to go along with it and then you never actually did because before that happened you did something else and then I don't know what exactly but let me tell you what I would be happy to go to a counselor or a psychiatrist or a fucking test with you before any of these fucking fools because you clearly don't remember what fucking happened you obviously don't remember what happened what happened was you had drugs you didn't share them you attempted to get me to be compromised and the way that you did that was by not speaking aloud or by writing it down you tried to use your fucking mental telepathy to fucking get me to fucking jump on your body as if that was okay, like I could fucking hear you, and I thought to myself does this woman know that I've read a lot of books I know you you were not that brilliant you thought, but actually you were brilliant you were just wasting your intellect on I don't know what because somebody explain to you that it was bad for you to feel the way you felt about me when you could tell that I felt about you, this is Storybook romance love just not known and then because of peer pressure after being taken from another continent where there's a whole bunch of women there compared to the men and then come here whole bunch of Bank pair of woman and I don't know if you knew this but you were and still are the I never ever thought anybody was more beautiful than you until grapefruit and then that lasted for a little while until your image was taken away and I don't know how it happened but what I meant here's why because you've been programmed to fucking not like cock okay so you you read a pamphlet and take a different kind of drug than usually take and that's not that fucking hard if you're just just invested in always having box for the rest of your life that would have been fine with me because just like before if you had told me what you wanted me to lie to your mother for and what you wanted to do to Catholic what the fuck for I mean yeah infamous but necessary and then if you would told me that you wanted to just that I would have fucking you know what I would have fucking just donated you the sperm in a cup and then you can fucking squeeze it up there and you have fucking free fucking baby but I'll tell you what lady you never would have gotten my fucking money ever did you get it now no would you got it then fuck you no you wouldn't have cuz I'm smart I would have thought I would have figured out a way to keep you from scoring on that fucking ridiculous agenda which let me let me wait you're going to you going to seduce a 15 year old while you're 16 okay fine and then you were going to you were going to have sex with me and get pregnant which is a very magical thing that a woman can do when she's been trained by fucking people who know that yourself knocked up by having sex with me one time and then I would go to sleep and I'd wake up the next day and you would be fucking the king of prom right because yeah he always he's handsome and stuff he was a who is wrestler okay and you working crocheting like he's animated he's going to do things much fun certain things work not so much in the convenient time but I don't know how the hell I ever forgot about you you're such a delight and now that I know certain things I would have been thinking about that every morning wondering wow that really happened wow because you you did what you fucking you didn't tell me why you dumped me and then the reason why you dumped me is because the guy you told to hire a whore for me to see if I would have sex with a whore I told you that I did and you lied to you about it and then you never checked with me you just believe the guy did I actually happen and then then you dummy and then what do you remember because earlier I remember you saying that I dumped you because you were gay no I I did not dump you because you're gay unbelievable, like that is not the way people behave now if you look at the secret language birthdays you born in the day the hellraiser and oh yeah that was a fucking good time and if you had done it appropriately that would have been that would have been pretty funny I guess because shit what the hell did Kathy do to him she just wouldn't give it up oh well fuck you don't fucking like them fucking virgins do you want to have it now well you know if you would actually liked me it would have been a rather different thing because you do actually like me you just don't actually know who the fuck I am you don't know how to get a hold of me you don't have to talk to me you don't know where to find me you don't know how to approach me you don't know what to do with me fucking grateful have the same damn problem there was a woman that lovely lady who I'm going to look up let me tell you what and she said that she doesn't know what to do with me.

I was asked to be here. I was not asked to fully proofread—I basically just do that for future historians. I imagine they'll be here in a minute.


Hide your kids, hide your wife.

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[Worthauger]

A message just came in for me/*\J.O.O.; the reason why I know that stuff (ibid.) is because her legit commanding officer told me about that part of the plan earlier and that's why I was so sure that I had to go to jail on Christmas and that she had to stay here and clean up because if I had stayed here I would have been left alone forever without her OR ANYONE and only a bunch of food on the floor to clean for Christmas and she would have been thinking that she's getting something good and instead they would have put her in a fucking hole and no one would have seen her ever again coz like, in addition to being a liability she had been a real pain in the ass for some people, but I didn't care for that because I happen to love her and yeah she's a pain in my ass too, lol.

Still I'm not a psychotic freak so I'm not down with an eternal lifetime for torture and I don't rape people, lol, yuck, you know some people are just fucking broken in the head.

So back to the counseling thing. As a paladin as long as I use my powers for that purpose of intent, to help heal people from things that they need to be canceled out of, do I really need to be a counselor with credentials, or can I just wing it? Coz like, it's not like I'm not taking up the job issue as a procrastination thing I totally would have taken steps by now if it wasn't for this fucking trial shit. (THANK YOU TO ALL JUSTICES|THERE IS NO LAW AND ORDER WITHOUT JUSTICES|SUPPORT ALL JUSTICES) Kind of surprised it's going on until September but that's just the way it is. (When (PROT) showed me Prot’s (blank) (blank) and it said what (blank) were: I (blank) in complete (blank) with Prot, and whoever my (blank) is, (PROT) fucking knows it too coz like, (blank) must have (blank) it too, and right after completely (blank), oh look at the (blank) there's {Red Rock/GREEN Castle} I said to myself "well that's the Facebook account she's not going to get to use for 30 days" and then I had the interior giggles when you said to me or set off handedly that you thought it was strange that you got locked out of your Facebook account, and I thought, “oh my God she didn't know that was going to happen, or is she faking, oh my God! I don't know! either way! I (blank) this (blank)! You're basically everything I wanted to be (CLASSIFIED) except without a (blank) or having been a (blank) summoned to (blank) status to (blank) (blank) demons... which are nothing like you think they are. {It's (Park code Parkview) isn't} wow, these text messages are getting long, huh? Fuck I love being a volunteer. This is way better than the Peace Corps

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Dude! We're talking about a man's name here.

[Jackstar]

Dude! We're talking about a man's name here.

It's NOW to the point where I literally have zero competition and am bored

Dude! You got what you said you wanted. Why aren't you happy? I thought you'd be thrilled by now. Maybe you need a different prescription.

Meanwhile, thank you for remembering how to spell my name right. It is wonderful that I am remembered so precisely by all the people who helped me... without even knowing that they were.

Anywhoo: best wishes & warmest regards. Truth be told, I wouldn't bother messaging you like this--especially since you're on vacation--but since you decided to use my name on your little web forum, I figured it would be the diplomatic thing to say hello.


Hellooo-ooo-ooooo.

[Jackstar]

I thought I fucking told you to fucking call me, boy.

Also, lose the lo-fi slander/defamation or at least learn some real punctuation skills, as I am assuming you know what all of this means: you're gonna get fucking famous, Uncle fucker.

(It's already too late. No contact Kennedy. No contact Shaw. And I -WILL- CONTACT YOUR JAW.)


I'm guessing that no one is going to be underestimatin’ the things that I will do again. *click*

[Jackstar]

I thought I fucking told you to fucking call me, boy.

I wanna see the Court filing on this one. Should be a hoot. /flex

[Worthauger]

I'm guessing that no one is going to be underestimatin’ the things that I will do again. *click*

I can't believe what a tiny loser Darth Vader is now. It's like someone emasculated him or something. Too bad they missed one, because he comes back in the final days and kidnaps, rapes, and MARRIES both my q-wife and my cute-wife and then my wife leaves me for her ex-partner because they change the law, and then... wait, these are spoilers for you Puny dorks here, right?

Well, don't worry about it. Here, take this wooden broomstick, I've had it enchanted so it will work on Jesuits, and anyone else you wanna shove it up their ass and twist for.

Anyone, really. Nonchalant whistling. But -especially- for Jesuits, as I've ensured that no matter how hard he clenches, he won't be able to sweep that man right out of his ass, unless he gets a head nurse to pull it out for him. (Not a joke: a euphemism.)

Not with teeth, either. That's just gross. I think Dr. MD MD must be here, only Sean would ask that question. (Ooops. Typo.) Anyway, no, a "head nurse" means THE RULER OF THE WARD OF THE LAND, that's all, or any sufficiently accomplished Doctor of equivalent rank.

Not me though, because while I am a Doctor of Autodidactism.... I am not -sufficiently- accomplished, Kids. I mean, Punylings. Whatever you and your ilk are called now, you all of you know full well: I haven't accomplished anything in life. I am just a middle-aged dirtbag.

And I've heard quite enough about wyrms for one day, thank you very much. Peace.

[Worthauger]

I wanna see the Court filing on this one. Should be a hoot. /flex

I retract this desire. They're busy making up new laws to bust me for, given what I did last night. Gave a hoot--did NOT pollute.

I'd basically rather die than touch myself right now but that feeling will probably pass. My phone is going off with notifications from my Google Deleted Account rather often now, and I do so wish I could reply, but I am more than just trapped under something heavy, I'm fucking trapped under Lee/Liberace!, who has been paid (with jars of mayonnaise as currency) to make that shit go away... and she can't do it either, because... reasons. Hey, it's not complicated, but just because they're my friends doesn't mean I'm going to get in the middle of -that- argument. Holy shit. Fun times, right?

Give Carl a grant. He wants to paint, let him paint. And I'm sick of his goddam bellyaching about Jewel every night when he prays. He refused to feed her once, you know.

ONCE. Come on Darth Vader. That sounds like a good Jackson Pollock painting, sure. Rubini, make with the grants, come on, chop-chop fuck-0. Oh, now you wanna play telephone? Well, too fucking bad, as soon as my third testicle drops, I'm gonna chop that one off too, mothe--*click*

[Jackstar]

NBC News
Aug 10, 2022
BREAKING: Trump to be deposed Wednesday by N.Y. AG in civil probe of his business practices
Former President Donald Trump is expected to be deposed by lawyers from New York Attorney General Letitia James’ office Wednesday in its probe into the Trump Organization’s business practices, a lawyer for Trump confirmed to NBC News.

Trump also said on his Truth Social platform that he was in New York City and would see the attorney general “for a continuation of the greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. history!” The deposition comes after the FBI executed a search warrant at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home in Florida related to classified information the former president allegedly took with him from the White House.

I'll break this down for you: I just solved the majority of Grapefruit's experience on her "business trip," as there were breaks in the data and then I had flashes of insight and before I knew it, all the missing pieces were unspooling onto some rando's SMS bracket. (Only the very best for Jackstar's wimmins. #Respect.) This took about 30 minutes, it's not too long but it's a deposition, trust me. Now, I never undertook a full investigation, but Grapefruit told me that she had spent a lot of time talking to detectives in Dallas, which was probably true, and that the address she remembered was no good, which might have been true, and she told me that all she needed was a 10yr protection order, and then everything would be fine (*stamped booted foot*). My hand to God. This fucking g*y.

Anyone needs me to fill in a blank on anything available to be related to that, I do have the 411 on that. (Dear Melly D, let's fuck in public in broad daylight while I scream into a bullhorn and you feel good about yourself again, how's that? HOW'S THAT FOR ASKING FUCKING QUESTIONS OF CLERGY/QLERGY ON A GODDAM STREAM AS AN AMBUSH, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IS THAT HOW YOU FUCKIN' ROLL? I don't think I could rape her--shields--but goddam, i'm willing to do whatever it takes to annoy her first, and then marry her, just to make it in under a technicality. There, I'm spent. (Azzerae, is that good enough? I believe in the teaching power of humiliation.)

Now, after I finished sending SMS about Grapefruit and I and another few people to the police over the cellular network, plaintext cleartext OVER THE FUCKING AIRWAVES, MON CAPITAN, the next thing I did was check my email, only to find, wow, Trump is getting deposition, huh? AT the same TIME I crack a 2+ year case all by myself and spill the deets? Huh. Fancy that.

(David V. Rubini: are you gonna ever expect to be taken seriously for the first time at all? By the way, Valentine's Day was not what you thought it would be, because I didn't do -shit- with anyone the night before, but I sure did give you data, huh? What did you do with it? You turned it in, right? Of course you did. You're not even a fuckin' officer at all, are you? Yeah thought so. Hey, David? Your wife wasn't ever D.E.A., she's Space Fox Force 4 Wankers, Dude. You had nothing to worry about, you know it, and you swindled A.F. Shaw doubly because obviously T wasn't gonna arrest her, and T also wasn't gonna arrest her, and you just opened up a can of worms on that day you all vanished, huh? yeah, well, lucky you, you know me: I not only am expensive as fuck... I am also TOTES FI WORTH SEMPER AUGER 55 IT, and you goddam well know it. So, Trump is -still- gonna get deposed--civilly--and you know how that's gonna go...

big fun, rite

and as you know, unannounced was the criminal deposition, because why would they let him just loaf around and not get those deets for a crime such as (blank) especially when they were gonna raid his house? yeah, it's like that. and if you hadn't been such a douchebag, at least Tiff would have been able to claim, "Privileged!" but no one called me so I doubt it happneed.

The waiver for Priv Comm, that is. I mean, there would have been a challenge, right? IN DIVINE COURT. No, I'm not going to check and tell you, David, that would be a clear conflict of interest. (I am loving this, Demander.) Anyway, long story short, I told you I am a big deal, and you wasted your own goddam time and you hurt feelings for nothing, and I am still not getting laid, and... hey, did you ever see the numbers 14:16 before... me? Because there's this girl there who can ID you as her boyfriend that bruised her up some, and that's on record.

I ask because I am gonna have to prolly do a -fuller- depo at some point, since I guess I can't reallly rely on just me handling this case. Oh, and by the way....

I hope you have a lot of fake paper to file, because the more the merrrier at this point. By the way, I liked the content you put out. still no voiceprint, but that's okay, I figured it out, she must have been th eone that died, which never needed to have happened. But because you... well, there you go.

I hope none of this is bothering you because you sure have moved on from my wife and your othre wife and I don't recognize these new ones but wow were you high as fuck and yeah, you're back on Earth. Or not. Who can say? Only the soles of your feet and your King knows for sure. (He and I aren't that close but he says you're in... Nevada, and he will tell me all about OK if I ask again. Says I won't like it, though. Even though I already know most. But there's -more.-

Any of this ringing any bells? If not, that's okay, I'm putting out a debrief too. Hey, this is the life--getting out in front of the story, and surfing that wave to your doorstep, and saving your dogs' life. Lives? Dogs have lives? Weird.

they brought me a dog but they didn't bring me a car. interesting. Hey, do you think I have as much talent as the other people you've been devoting your life to for hte last few years? Because you'll probably have to account for the time you've spent as soon as anyone listens to my cloud archive.

Breathe. Just breathe, David. I really am your friend, I know that I am culpable in the accidental rape/not_rape it's Texas! you're both stupid! how could you know! and I didn't file the false paper, that fat bald-headed fuck did it with her, and I was left out of it. That is the true story... at least, as far as I know.

if MV thinks we need an Emergency Gabcast I'll know before he does and i'll somehow know how to stream then. I won't, but I'll get a download. meanwhile, you're probably tired. That's because there was a TF energy draw down once I no longer had the Mandate of Heaven to avenge Greatfruit, who died on impact with a small moon, because somehow, even though space doesn't exist, Nasa still teleported a Sorceror to her orbital insertion path and that crack shot mother fucking hit the self-destruct switch with one Puny shot.

Which worked out great for me, because that bitch had to die for spilling the beans last night, right? Tell me more! Or did you just wanna call me a cuck again? Are you evren married? Didn't I tell you how this was gonna go?

First, you trifled. Then, you lied. Thirdly, you disrespected your own wife, my best friend, and I simply will not stand for that. (Drops ass down into chair. Not cloven feet. Bare feet. In this church that was your house that Grapefruit took rocks and a grill from. Hey, can I come over?) Now, where were we?

Because I really am this awesome, and yeah, MV, Matt, just about anybody... except you, Buddy. Tsk, tsk tsk. shame, shame, shame. What's on your healing journey then? Aunts? Aunteaters? OH GOD GROSS YUCK  that's the first time  Ithought of that bitch's cunt, I usually think of her grandaughter's... and now I never have done that one before yet either. Not really appealing idea though. She and I should write a song about it and send it to my cousin and see what happens. Now, where do you fit into all this?

Oh yeah... you're into flat. that is, circle time is. I miss Yoda too. I get to see her soon! You probably don't.






I think you're beginning to get the movie picture, yes? No, this isn't vengeance. This IS STYLISH WRITING. You're probably timid and nervous about it. So what about that maid, or Calleigh, or... where is your mom, anyway? I'm feeling hawngry, I never cracked cases before. How did I do? notice I'm not homeless.. yeah you can come squat on my land.

Dont try to ride my tail. Shields. Also I'm not gay for anyone but Marci and Soupy and Celina Hi-Fi. (You haven't met.) You won't like them.


totesbattleaxes only, if one pleases. Eat your heart out, Colombo. omfg Thai Hooker #55, WHERE ARE YOU? *click*

[Jackstar]

The waiver for Priv Comm, that is. I mean, there would have been a challenge, right? IN DIVINE COURT. No, I'm not going to check and tell you, David, that would be a clear conflict of interest. (I am loving this, Audrina .) Anyway, long story short, I told you I am a big deal, and you wasted your own goddam time and you hurt feelings for nothing, and I am still not getting laid, and... hey, did you ever see the numbers 1133 444 @ 14:16 before... me? Because there's this (blank) there who can ID you as her (blankfriend) that bruised her up some, and that's on record. [...] omfg Thai Hooker #55, WHERE ARE YOU? *click*

huh. Well, I won't name names. (Genuine fear of transgressing Divine Law, and I've no way to control what outsiders would do with such informations.) I'll put it this way: as far as DIVINE Court is concerned, Darth Vader and Jackstar do not even exist. Now, I know we're both Sourcerors, but I didn't think you knew how to spell, and... I did not expect to receive that kind of confirmation. (Thanks Mom & God! Is Dad proud of me yet? Oh, well, that dear ol' lamb is getting a military clone body. Sweet. They've been ready for this for years.

There's an Alpha Draconan relative timeship blocking your star; film at eleven. Gonna have to board her.

1000000 body bags: disbursed (Achievement Achieved!)
1000000 body bags unused remaining (lifetime allotment): 0
(Achievement Achieved!)
You survived CoV-ID planners SpamDonTtradeMarkMeBrotherOMy Hell by neatly sidestepping it! (Achievement Achieved!)
You just saved your homeworld! And nobody knows you did! (A'vement A'vedBra!)s!)
ABABs now unlocked.
CBCBs now locked.
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