(I used to play Dark Tower by myself, but this is much more interesting.)
Request for a quorum call has been ordered.
CURRENT OPERATIONAL STATUS: Nominal Quorum.
CURRENT NOMINAL QUEEN: Gwen Stefani.
CURRENT NOMINAL JESTER: DVR (Emeritus).
CURRENT ROYAL VEGETABLE: Cantaloupe.
CURRENT ROYAL FRUIT: (CLASSIFIED).
CURRENT ROYAL HERB: Parsley.
CURRENT QUORUM: Ø (I-3)
I don't have to tell any you what any of this means; but if any you run into Gwen today, please inform her that I have an adorable little hat for her to wear, and at present, it's currently her job to tell you what that means. Only The Queen knows The Way.
Them’s the rules—unless one of you fags wants to be A Princess for a while. Of course Gwen would still be Queen, as soon as the mandatory Thunderdome Procedure completes—but she would no longer have to answer
or even respond to your Puny queries or questions, and wouldn't even
want to wear The Hat until two Fags enter and one Bishop leaves.
And, you can't mate with just one Bishop. I don't think so. Not on my watch. Only The Queen knows The Way. And I don't have Gwen's number,
nor do I want it. (See, look? I'm a fraud. ·P)
At present, there is no involvement or engagement with The Quincunx. Good, maybe I'll get some
actual work done today.
HOTFIX: Cantaloupes, Pummelos and Assault Rifles are now classified as
vegetables.
HOTFIX: The Wave Motion Gun is now also classified as a
vegetable. (This change will take effect after the next Field Restart, which is currently scheduled for 2024.)
I guess if one of you can talk Gwen into blowing up the whole G-ddamned world—take my cinders, nigga
please—the first lucky Producer that comes on down to Blue Wolf Farm can pick up Vera... but I changed the spawning table for Exotic Assault Rifles, The WMG won't be found there.
YeT.And I strongly advise
against any of you bothering Ms. Stefani with
any of this. She doesn't need that; and neither do I. (Actually
wearing The Crown Of The Redeemer is really only an
actually required formality when an
actual (Blank) is to be Redeemed; and that's not happening today
at all, I don't have A Thing to wear.) These are the rules,
actually. They
actually are.