Surely, you don't expect me to believe this malarkey?
Sweety-kins, I don't care what you believe; even if you were a white man without the world's worst case of whiskey dick on record. Like I'm fucking beyond that.
Maybe I didn't make things clear to you, MY HAND FUCKING HURTS, and it's amazing how your fucking cunt face little fatso fucking fat partner fattie was able to make sure that my cigar was fucking properly trimmed but then couldn't figure out how to fucking nail to the goddamn post office or to send in a cutter or to notice that it was a big fucking bunch of fucking bullshit mortal insults. Like fuck you both, he fucking did this in front of his common law wife—or are they common? All right let's order some takeout and go crash Family Court like they didn't that
Wedding Crashers movie. Except I'll bring my own gavel, and you can follow behind me while I enforce order, like you do, you can knock on random doors at the goddam Court until they find one that wants to hear about how the fucking bullshit you been up to is fucking nothing to pay attention to but all Christ you got to get on the goddamn horn every fucking minute every fucking day when you fucking feel like it's time to run my name through the fucking gutter, because you're fucking captain of the fucking largess command right?
Dude: EAT SHIT. YOU have no legitimacy whatsoever anymore. I don't know why you ever fucking thought you did, but as soon as I get to talk to that woman again, that'll be my first question on my mouth, why the fuck did you ever find IR to be threatening? and why the fuck would you talk to him instead of me about fucking anything, what's he supposed to know more about fucking cattle and hog tying them, or what? and where the fuck did you tell him to fucking truth about a certain important matter and then ignore my fucking questions that I post you over the span of a year to my fucking face five fucking times when that guy fucking knew and you fucking knew so why the fuck didn't I fucking know when I fucking asked you?
HUH? Come clean, Bishop. You're lucky I'm still asking you with my indoor voice. I could lay you and your whole career out flat from here, motherfuck bucket, and who the fuck would want to put that to the test? oh, right, a completely full-on relapse sex addict dipshit dopamine junkie motherfucker like you, that's who.
Who likes to fuck traitor pussy so much, he flew to another country as an expat to get it done his way—multiple times. God, what a fucking real way to compensate. Couldn't just get a fucking hemi for your fucking car, huh?
POSIT: have you ever been to
actual Texas, bro? or just the zoo exhibit at Disney Underworld? either way: you're an embarrassment.
TO WHOM YOU KNOW I AM THINKING OF.
Surely, you don't expect me to believe this malarkey?
Dude, I don't care if I'm expected to believe that your wife has a fetish for seeing her husband raped by Hungarian... me and The Austrian
can deliver.
Just putting that out there. I'm not soliciting or confessing or anything. Just saying, you better be happy to your wife... whomever he is, because you can pretty much say goodbye to having you wearing pants meeting anything in that family ever again.
Don't think I wouldn't do it for money. Now that I've done it to take the fucking agony in my hand off my mind, I've got some broad and standards, and
broadened standards. One hopes that the opposite reaction for this action will be that everyone who knows you realizes what a fucking loser you are.
You want to see what a trinket looks like in a transparent box when it gets bathed in fire with a flamethrower? because I'm curious to know what will happen when that blue ball gets caught on fire. is that rice inside of it? or is that nano-thermite? fuck if I know, but I can tell you this I don't give a shit about whose fucking spacecraft it came from, that's for G-d damn sure. I like here in the morning, but I sure as shit don't care right now considering that my hand is real and you fucking Space is not, Craft or otherwise.
(besides that's Rubini's wife, not mine, you moron) THUD-click