What is it about you and failure?!
I have a lot of alternate victory conditions. For example there's a porcelain doll looking at me right now. There didn't have to be. I made that happen.
And the doll is looking at a Sourceror. That didn't have to happen either, nor does it have to continue to happen. But it is. I'm really growing rather fond of the gig. Certainly the skill–set can't be beat. And I guess I am pretty good at it; otherwise I wouldn't keep on getting to do it (seniority seems very results-based).
Personally, for me, having the doll here is the best news I've ever seen. F*** the coffin, I hope she's getting laid in it.