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Jackstar · « **Reply #675 on:** March 31, 2022, 04:54:02 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on March 30, 2022, 04:26:56 PM

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Jackstar · « **Reply #676 on:** March 31, 2022, 05:17:45 PM »

While singing, “she was a girl in a million,” John Lennon was perhaps unaware at how clearly he was telegraphing his lack of skill in mathematics when calculating probabilities. Written in 1964 when the world's population was estimated to be something well over 3 and a half billion people, John would still have a few hundred more chicks, THOTs, and/or honeypots to plow through. As seen in the accompanying photo (*link*), it is estimated there have been 109 billion people to have ever lived. (And, I wouldn't trade either or any of them for even one (1) of them—not even for (Blank) Welch with Grape(blank) pushing the nut butter on top.)

I'll let you do the math. Long division. Relentless mind–numbing torture. Whatever.

Jackstar · « **Reply #677 on:** March 31, 2022, 06:04:31 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 04:54:02 PM

I don't really like this one. However, it is on brand, on message, and if I dance to it just right I can kill myself faster than any cyanide tooth could—like, I might just have to be taken out. And for my money, I prefer a short, sharp shock to the neck than hanging around in a goddam retro Second World hotel room painting with my feces.

I prefer to paint my timetable with my timepaints rather than my warpaints. *click*

Jackstar · « **Reply #678 on:** March 31, 2022, 06:20:48 PM »

Quote from: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 05:17:45 PM

not even for (Blank) Welch with Grape(blank)

I regret the error, it was mine and mine alone. And now it is gone too far in time to be edited, and I don't need to ask to have the whole post taken down—which I don't even know how to do, even if I were an admin, which is why they laughed and mocked me and ‘gave’ me admin power for a week, so they can have a plausible deniable reason for post(s) to have been going ‘missing,’ but that didn't actually happen, I had nothing & nowhere to do with it—but I can just make The/An Necessary Change here:

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Not ‘Grape(blank)’

But ‘Greatfield (Clas.)’

So the original quote, which read as follows:

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(And, I wouldn't trade either or any of them for even one (1) of them—not even for (Blank) Welch with Grape(blank) pushing the nut butter on top.)

Is wrong. I regret the error. Updated cleartext follows:

(And, I wouldn't trade either or any of them for even one (1) of them—not even for (Blank) Welch with Greatfield (Clas.) pushing the nut butter on top.)

Admittedly this makes the joke about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches not play so well, but driving 2,000 miles to Anchorage to make a joke about a ham sandwich is representative of how far I'll go to get a (black) for a gollar. Hopefully there will be another emergent ersatz meeting to triangulate off of, then you can have your cake and eat it with the punchline too.

Once again: I regret the area. Don't taste me bro