You have no idea how happy I have been for the last couple of weeks.
Hold my t** t****. (It comes with a w****.)
It is difficult indeed to overstate my satisfaction with how recent events have unfolded, so I did it that way. I also respect you enough to--
temporarily--lift my self-imposed emergency no posting order, just in order to let you know that I celebrate, share & enjoy your happiness with you.
As I am a wanted man in Canada--still--this is truly the best I can do at this time, and, simply put: represents an Herculean effort just to make it all come together and happen. You're welcome. Now, do you think you could advise me on a geopolitical matter? Is now a good time to approach The Embassy, and petition to be able to travel freely, once again, to Canlandia? There is a matter of an unpaid speeding ticket. It haunts me, to this day.
It's been fifteen years. Now, I'm not thinking of emigrating--perish the thought--but I do wish to know if I should wait to file my petition before or after Justin is hanged. Thanks for your audience. God save The Queen. Toodles!