Hold my t** t****. (It comes with a w****.)
It is difficult indeed to overstate my satisfaction with how recent events have unfolded, so I did it that way. I also respect you enough to--temporarily--lift my self-imposed emergency no posting order, just in order to let you know that I celebrate, share & enjoy your happiness with you.
As I am a wanted man in Canada--still--this is truly the best I can do at this time, and, simply put: represents an Herculean effort just to make it all come together and happen. You're welcome. Now, do you think you could advise me on a geopolitical matter? Is now a good time to approach The Embassy, and petition to be able to travel freely, once again, to Canlandia? There is a matter of an unpaid speeding ticket. It haunts me, to this day.
It's been fifteen years. Now, I'm not thinking of emigrating--perish the thought--but I do wish to know if I should wait to file my petition before or after Justin is hanged. Thanks for your audience. God save The Queen. Toodles!
I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE, WHO CAN CONTACT CANADIAN BORDER AUTHORITIES TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR NAME AND YOUR MUG SHOT (INCLUDING THE BOLD ONE) WILL BE UPDATED IN THEIR FILES.
BESIDS THE SPEEDING TICKET, YOUR FILE WILL BE UPDATED WITH ALL THE ANTI-US GOVERNMENT SHIT YOU SPEWED OVER THE YEARS ON VARIOUS BOARDS.
SO, JUNKIE, YOU BETTER SIT UNDER THAT BRIDGE IN SEATTLE AND SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING (AND HEROIN) SINCE YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO DELIVER FLOWERS DUE TO HAVING STALKING CHARGES.
YOU'RE FUCKED BIG MOUTH.
KARMA EVENTUALLY GOT YOUR ASS.
YOUR 15 MINUES OF FAME EXPIRED, JACKASS.
I WORKED VERY PATIENTLY DILIGENTLY AND HARD ON IT.
I TOLD YOU, REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD.
AND NOW THE "COLD CUTS DELI" TRUCK HAS ARRIVED

INDULGE ON THE MISERY CALLED KARMA!!! THAT YOU, OVER THE YEARS, CREATED, THINKING THAT YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE.