Well, well.

Obviously one of us is lying, and its up to you to find out who that is.
I AIN'T FINDING SHIT BRO.
I KNOW THAT YOUR OLD FLAME Decon IS TELLING THE TRUTH,
HE EVEN MENTIONED YOU IN HIS LATES SHOW.
HE WAS TELLING HIS AUDIENCE THAT HE WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED
THAT HE MIGHT HAVE HURT ONE OF HIS ADMIRERS (MEANING YOU)
WHEN HE PULLED HANDFUL OF HAIR FROM HIS ALREADY BALDING HEAD
DURING SOME (AS HE DESCRIBED) PLAYFUL ACTS IN THE BEDROOM.
(I GUESS WHEN YOU WERE BLOWING HIM)
AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU'RE COMBING YOUR HAIR IN SUCH A FUNNY WAY.
I GUESS TO COVER THAT BALD SPOT.
BUT SWEET PUMPKIN, PLEASE DON'T GET DEPRESSED OVER YOU HAIR LOSS.
YOU MIGHT LOOK EVEN SEXIER WITH FULLY BALD MELON
YOU HAVE SWEET SMILE, SO THAT WILL COMPENSATE FOR YOUR OTHER PHYSICAL DEFICIENCIES.
HERE, LISTEN TO HIS SWEET SOOTHING MESMERIZING SEXY VOICE YOURSELF.
JUST DON'T GET TOO WET IN YOUR PANTIES.
BTW, WHY YOU NEVER POSTED A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WEARING BLACK PANTIES.
THEY MIGHT LOOK HOT ON YOUR TANNED SKIN
POST IT BITCH, DON'T PLAY HARD TO GET
https://tunein.com/podcasts/Arts--Culture-Podcasts/End-of-Days---The-Michael-Decon-Program-p1153868/?topicId=169059446BITCH, YOU WANNA LINE OR NOT
I'M WORKING THIS 8-BALL ALL BY MYSELF
MY FUCKING NOSE IS BLEEDING ALREADY, FUCK! FUCK FUCK