Author Topic: Oh Canada  (Read 312972 times)

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #240 on: February 06, 2022, 01:33:06 AM »
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I expect JT career is over and will be made the goat for this mess. Maybe some past indiscretions will suddenly be brought to light(making his expulsion more palatable to the left)

Then who steps up into the void to take over?
Meet the new boss etc etc

Apparently, another potential candidate for the job is The Queen Of Canada.  While I appreciate the "cut of her jib";  I am unsure about her qualifications and/or motivations.  Definitely Nautical Shore about that one.

That said, I believe the best path forward for Canada at this point is to follow the MAPA plan and assimilate them as the 51st State of the United States of America.  I assure everyone this particular item will be at the top of "The List" it is assigned to.

I realize that there is some concern about how this might affect the current balance of power in Congress;  the addition of 2 new Senators and 1 more seat in the House of Representatives would bring the total House seats up from 435 to 436.  Probably, the re-alignment of the House seats will be the primary concern.  I think it would be wise to add two more seats to the current 435 total bringing it up to 437 so that there will be an odd number which will preclude the possibility of a dead-lock (assuming an odd number of House votes are not held in abstention on any particular issue).

By my math, the current 331.5 million US citizens get one House seat per ~0.75 million of State population.  The addition of half a million1 new CanadianUS citizens to the the current total brings us to 332 million US citizens divided amongst the new 437 total house seats, which is still right about ~0.75 million per House seat.  This assumes that Canada is admitted to the United States as a single contiguous state, of course.

Alternatively, the 10 Canadian provinces2 could be admitted to the US as individual states in their own right.  This I think is a better plan, as it would involve adding 10 new Senators and 10-20 new House Seats, and due to the math;  it would mean that the addition of the <500,000 new CanadianUS citizens still brings the total US population to 332 million but that number is divided by at most 455 House seats which would mean ~0.73 million people per House seat.

I think this second option is superior as it would actually increase representation per capita in the House, and also allows for better redistricting in the subsequent process that would require.  This, of course, would allow my Administration3 to assist in making sure these new districts are properly in line with MAPA principles and goals.

Perhaps I have said two mucks:  In closing, I would once again like to thank the CMDR AFL(I)CAN for his continuing, ongoing, and quite productive efforts on this front.

Well done, @WOTR.  Yet another Plum awaits you at the Banquet Table4!

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

That is all, Carrie Anne

pate/?K_Dubb?POW/MIA? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "?WHO farted in the elevator?"

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1 ...a generous estimate, let's be honest, there are only like a thousand people up there...

2 ...the 3 Canadian territories treated like Guam/Puerto Rico/American Samoa/etc as non-voting protectorates or whatever...

3 ...once this current 2020 election SNAFU is corrected and the current fraudulent occupiers of the White House are evicted...

4 ...the currently postponed post-Inaugural Presidential Feast & Square Dance 2020 (see 3 above...)

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #241 on: February 06, 2022, 01:36:34 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #242 on: February 06, 2022, 01:39:11 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #243 on: February 06, 2022, 01:47:55 AM »


I wished I was a gofundme user so I could stop using them - all I can do is say I never will.

Heck, that ought to give them pause.   :D

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #244 on: February 06, 2022, 02:15:33 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #245 on: February 06, 2022, 02:46:17 AM »
Apparently, this has inspired a European Union protest of a similar nature.

American, European, Australian truckers gear up to follow anti-vaccine mandate strategy pursued by Canadian truckers


The Canadian truckers got the wheels rolling and their counterparts in the U.S., Europe, South Africa and Australia are gearing up for similar long protest drives against the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) vaccine mandates...

In another article, I read that there were convoys organizing in several European nations, first to visit the respective countries' capitals and then to proceed to Brussels (EU HQ) after that.  They apparently were attempting to organize the start times of the convoys so that they will all arrive at the same time.  In France for instance, the trucks in the southern Provence/Mediterranean region were to start towards Paris a few days ahead of the rest of the country.  And the Paris arrival date is set a day or three ahead of the Brussels arrival so that the convoys from other countries will all arrive at the same time.



I am pate, and I approve this COA.

pate/?K_Dubb?POW/MIA? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "?WHO farted in the elevator?"


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In Memoriam

K_Dubb



Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #246 on: February 06, 2022, 02:57:47 AM »
I believe the best path forward for Canada at this point is to follow the MAPA plan and assimilate them as the 51st State of the United States of America.  I assure everyone this particular item will be at the top of "The List" it is assigned to.

I realize that there is some concern about how this might affect the current balance of power in Congress;  the addition of 2 new Senators and 1 more seat in the House of Representatives would bring the total House seats up from 435 to 436.  Probably, the re-alignment of the House seats will be the primary concern.  I think it would be wise to add two more seats to the current 435 total bringing it up to 437 so that there will be an odd number which will preclude the possibility of a dead-lock (assuming an odd number of House votes are not held in abstention on any particular issue).

By my math, the current 331.5 million US citizens get one House seat per ~0.75 million of State population.  The addition of half a million1 new CanadianUS citizens to the the current total brings us to 332 million US citizens divided amongst the new 437 total house seats, which is still right about ~0.75 million per House seat.  This assumes that Canada is admitted to the United States as a single contiguous state, of course.

Alternatively, the 10 Canadian provinces2 could be admitted to the US as individual states in their own right.  This I think is a better plan, as it would involve adding 10 new Senators and 10-20 new House Seats, and due to the math;  it would mean that the addition of the <500,000 new CanadianUS citizens still brings the total US population to 332 million but that number is divided by at most 455 House seats which would mean ~0.73 million people per House seat.

I think this second option is superior as it would actually increase representation per capita in the House, and also allows for better redistricting in the subsequent process that would require.  This, of course, would allow my Administration3 to assist in making sure these new districts are properly in line with MAPA principles and goals.

1 ...a generous estimate, let's be honest, there are only like a thousand people up there...

2 ...the 3 Canadian territories treated like Guam/Puerto Rico/American Samoa/etc as non-voting protectorates or whatever...

3 ...once this current 2020 election SNAFU is corrected and the current fraudulent occupiers of the White House are evicted...

4 ...the currently postponed post-Inaugural Presidential Feast & Square Dance 2020 (see 3 above...)

There is only one small hindrance with this proposal for such a Grand and Benevolent Plan. What does America do with all those curious, recalcitrant, quasi-socialist, non-conformists who will NOT pledge allegiance to the flag? We could pack them away in some godforsaken, ice floe wilderness and leave them to their own devices. Maybe we could even call it, I don't know, CANADA.   

Of course, Americans have always been wanting to consume Canada, especially ever since they burned down the White House.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #247 on: February 06, 2022, 03:07:49 AM »
...especially ever since they burned down the White House...

An event only eclipsed by the "insurrection" of 6JAN2021 in barbarity, Canadians were probably behind that too!






Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #248 on: February 06, 2022, 03:17:01 AM »
An event only eclipsed by the "insurrection" of 6JAN2021 in barbarity, Canadians were probably behind that too!



It was actually the British army, but Canadians always wanted the credit after the Americans burned the hell out of Toronto.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #249 on: February 06, 2022, 03:44:01 AM »
It was actually the British army, but Canadians always wanted the credit after the Americans burned the hell out of Toronto.

I pledge to end this confusion between Anglishers and Canadians by replacing The Queen's face on their coinage with another visage.  Perhaps, K_Dubb's as a memorial to his service in the MAPA cause?

Nautical Shore.

pate/?K_Dubb?POW/MIA? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "?WHO farted in the elevator?"

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In Memoriam

K_Dubb

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #250 on: February 06, 2022, 03:57:42 AM »


This guy’s post reminds me of pate’s attempts to “troll” me. ;D

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #251 on: February 06, 2022, 04:04:58 AM »
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This guy’s post reminds me of pate’s attempts to “troll” me. ;D




Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #252 on: February 06, 2022, 04:33:37 AM »
I pledge to end this confusion between Anglishers and Canadians by replacing The Queen's face on their coinage with another visage.  Perhaps, K_Dubb's as a memorial to his service in the MAPA cause?

It was so disappointing to hear her having been put on the Terrorism List.
And that anyone supporting her would be rounded up in a massive PSYOP.
Such a loss for the integrity of a great mediocre nation in need of reassuring leadership.



Although she did advocate two mafia hits to the head for anyone who ... might piss her off.

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #253 on: February 06, 2022, 04:57:41 AM »

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #254 on: February 06, 2022, 05:39:54 AM »