Author Topic: Oh Canada  (Read 312868 times)

Re: Oh Canada
« Reply #630 on: February 20, 2022, 12:39:28 AM »


Hello, Mr. Anderson. 8)

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« Reply #633 on: February 20, 2022, 02:52:34 AM »
you never go full Aussie

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« Reply #636 on: February 20, 2022, 05:52:52 AM »


Chileans using high powered lasers against riot police.

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« Reply #637 on: February 20, 2022, 05:59:29 AM »

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« Reply #638 on: February 20, 2022, 06:05:32 AM »
Chileans using high powered lasers against riot police.

Those aren't police. Those are stakeholders. And you know what they might like once in a while? Someone to remind them that you can stop a riot faster with a kind smile and a blowjob than you can with just a blowjob.



I called my Newfie friend's number today. One of them, at least. I haven't talked to her in years, not since she really pissed me off. I suppose I pissed her off too. Wow, that's too bad, right? Fuckin' Pisces. I do miss her, though. Now that we've moved into Final Jeopardy, the numbers of people I can call get exponentially greater with each re-attachment link.



Looks like Obama down there. He may actually deserve it. Speaking of Obama, I have his phone because the rules for eavesdropping on that phone is/were/are different from the rules of eavesdropping on all those phones that were confiscated by Douchebag Johnson McCall, dude, seriously, I bought that for her. You need to keep it on ice? Wow, what a great idea, I'm sure there won't be any blowback or digital turbulence or anything.

Meanwhile, the blonde doesn't deserve it. Now, let's see... I'm tired of writing, that's for sure. You know what else I was recently tired of? Watching people overdose. On spumoni. Ugh.

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« Reply #639 on: February 20, 2022, 06:08:37 AM »

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« Reply #640 on: February 20, 2022, 06:12:29 AM »


One time, the Newfie goes, "Oh I would never even visit the U.S. for even a day, because the health care system is so bad." I wonder how she would like to hear about the recent advances in nanotech? Well, unfortunately, she can't, because I no longer have time to obsess on merely one woman at continuingly obnoxious lengths. No sir.

I gotta prepare for my trial. You know the one. With Doctor Everything Is Gonna Be All Lasagna? I mean, this creative stream of consciousness is nice, but none of this is actually useful for anything except for reminding some stupid little bitch that there might be something atypical going on with things around here these days. Maybe.

Oh yeah, and my Aunt is dying. Shrug. I can't believe she made it this far anyway. Why is she taking so long? I've been just imagining things for about seven hours, and I don't even know if she's living or dead right now, nor do I even come close to carrying. I'm just looking to get a little few more licks in about the charming and insightful lady who told me I'd be lucky to get so fucking and how I should hurry up and get the fuck out. Yeah, you betcha.


FU ROT.

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