Bernier is your only real choice. Anything else will just be more of the same.
I just spoke with Mr. Wharf; he has presented
options:
#1) Demand proof of life from The Queen. (She's fucking dead. ADMIT IT.)
#2) While that gets tossed back and forth, set up for a Constitutional Convention. WOTR writes and publishes a Declaration of Independence. (Stay with me here.)
#3) This will, in quite short order, trigger all Quebecois to go completely apeshit. (Few will notice.) Consequent mobilization ("Holy shit, the apes are starting to stockpile their poop instead of throwing it at each other.") will inevitably follow and mysteriously, the Timing will be Divinely Perfect. (/flex)
#4) Manadatory U.S. response ("We must secure the Great Lakes for the future of (Blank) America. CIRCLE THE WAGONS, AAHHHH—") will force a drawdown to Ukrainian support. Putin swoops in and decapitates the remaining Hydra (Hail. Sup.) in short order and we can all just go home and get laid. Doesn't that sound nice?
#5) Use high ceremonial magick to summon the spirit of Benjamin Franklin. (Trust me, you'll want a fresh imprint on all of your wimmins first.) Anyway this thing goes down, he'll fix things from there, especially once "Ding-Dong, The Witch Is Dead" remixes start taking the continent by storm. Have a little faith, Puny Revolutionaries. Oh, he'll show up, count on it. Whose idea do you think this all is? Pfft.
I'm just a patsy. But, I still do alright.
You're welcome, Canada. Keep my name out of your papers. Thanks in advance.
Semper fi.