what is its function (other than to collect dust)?
Okay so originally someone was talking about how difficult it is to prove somebody this self as innocent, and that I replied with the word macrame knowing that that is the art and science of tying and untying knots which is what one who is innocent gets entangled in when one gets involved in forward and tongues with goddam lying hog teat-sucking niglet-pigletsWriting and reading and conceptualizing all of that without bothering to proofread it is one of those things that tying and untying knots makes me good at doing.
Ha! That’s exactly what I thought. Total dust magnet.
Hm, can one knot up magnets?
Although they are available to buy, there never seems to be a description of the function.
wine aunt busywork
Probably.
I actually saw one in a store earlier today.
I literally have a box of the shit in the closet. They're for hanging potted plants. I was going to put ferns in them, but then I decided to use hemlock.
Go blackmail a scientist and find out. *click*
You put the ferns in hemlock?
What's the click about?
Did you! There wasn't any description of the functionality, was there?
I asked. The clerk leaned in and whispered, “It’s for owners to accidentally hang themselves while dusting it.” She wasn’t smiling.
They're for hanging potted plants
