Pedophile-in-Chief Joe Biden

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[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/OldRowSports/status/1434149519890030593

https://twitter.com/OldRowViral/status/1434331884054630400

https://twitter.com/EmFoley1/status/1434551249324711937

https://twitter.com/OldRowViral/status/1434919145204817924

https://twitter.com/OldRowViral/status/1434545863112671233

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https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1435307216454701058

[Walks_At_Night]

https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1435307216454701058

They call them Corn Pop these days

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Excellent!    

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1435640806610718720

https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-im-supposed-to-stop

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[pate]

Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

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“There will be no exceptions to this policy,” Biden said. “If you walk into a VA hospital for cancer treatment and aren’t vaccinated, the shot will go up your behind before you start chemo. It’s that simple. Protect yourself and others from COVID-19, or we’ll stop protecting you from everything else. Comprende, negranos?”
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[K_Dubb]

Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

“It’s time to get real. Some of you are behaving like some real wise guys here, some real dummies. Wiseguy dumb-dumb boys, as my father used to say. Enough is enough. So sit down and get the dang shot. Do what we tell you to do and continue your service to this great country. Or go without your healthcare benefits. The choice is yours.”

 

May I congratulate you upon your excellent taste in satire?  I must say I also enjoyed “Gay Gang Terrorizes Short North”, from the same purveyor of news:

Established gangs such as the Short North Bussy 🤣 are now fighting off interlopers, many from the nearby Milo-Grogan, Weinland Park, and Linden neighborhoods.

A person familiar with the Short North Bussy says the gang prefers a non-violent approach, but old methods are proving ineffective.

“They used to scare off rivals by blowing them a kiss, maybe flashing a little ass cheek or grabbing their balls and licking their lips, stuff like that,” the person said. “Today, rival gangs are more likely to be turned on by that behavior than to be scared off. Even forced socialization and talk therapy, which used to be the final straw, isn’t working anymore. The gang would take a guy into an alley and get him to open up and share his life story. He used to go kicking and screaming and run away when it was over; now he’ll break down crying for his father and start shooting. So they have had to resort to guns like everybody else.”

Satire with a deft and delicate touch; I wish I had written it.

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Biden Orders VA To Withhold Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans

The scary thing is when you can no longer tell satire from news by only reading the headline.

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[pate]

I eagerly await someone to come up with the idea for a "That's My Biden" television shoe.



I would be happy to offer my Executive Producer skills to such an endeavor.

-Executive Producer, @Lager[sic]

[pate]

 

May I congratulate you upon your excellent taste in satire?  I must say I also enjoyed “Gay Gang Terrorizes Short North”, from the same purveyor of news:

Satire with a deft and delicate touch; I wish I had written it.

Thankee, Shadow Presidaint K_Dubb!

I am pleased to report that this particular operation was quite successful;  NewsWeak apparently has something to say about the dangers of satirical Fake News sites:

Fact Check: Is Joe Biden Withholding Health Benefits From Unvaccinated Veterans?

...The claim comes from the website Delaware Ohio News...

This is so High Larry US to me.  I am always pleased when our mutual Absurdist agenda advances, even if it is in a random direction.  Useful Idiots be praised (peace be upon them)!

Operation MAPA is impossible to defeat:  I will immediately begin researching the Plum Futures market for maximum profitability of the Awards Due to KamPain Personnel this latest action has generated.

Well done all, I continue to:

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"