Jackstar’s Library of Cold Comfort Congress

[WORTHAUGERa]

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I blocked (PROTECTED) a few days ago and will continue to. Remember I said he is #Negative Energy.. Remember the 1st day we spoke (all 3 of us @ the same time) I said he would betray me.... blah blah blah...

He is gay or... BI rather.. he has sex w/ women... but desires men too apparently.. whether he actively has now or in the past... I don't really care.. but it makes me uncomfortable as he inappropriately has hinted at desiring homosexual activity w/ me.

Anyways, this is my last email. I now know that you really do in fact hate me and I have to accept it.

Bye
We are reaching levels of cope that should not even be possible. Why is there no mention of my involvement in Philippines child bride worship? As many of you know, U was instrumental in the instruction of at least two of Bell’s wives in various forms of linguistic excellence.

My niggas... what I am saying is that these Beings call for my help by Name. Can you blame them?

(Okay, well, sure, you can. Final answer? Cinder slaw.)

There will be more mail of all kinds here. Heads will rule.



Semper fu.

[Innerreach]

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I blocked (PROTECTED) a few days ago and will continue to. Remember I said he is #Negative Energy.. Remember the 1st day we spoke (all 3 of us @ the same time) I said he would betray me.... blah blah blah...

He is gay or... BI rather.. he has sex w/ women... but desires men too apparently.. whether he actively has now or in the past... I don't really care.. but it makes me uncomfortable as he inappropriately has hinted at desiring homosexual activity w/ me.

Anyways, this is my last email. I now know that you really do in fact hate me and I have to accept it.

Bye
We are reaching levels of cope that should not even be possible. Why is there no mention of my involvement in Philippines child bride worship? As many of you know, U was instrumental in the instruction of at least two of Bell’s wives in various forms of linguistic excellence.

My niggas... what I am saying is that these Beings call for my help by Name. Can you blame them?

(Okay, well, sure, you can. Final answer? Cinder slaw.)

There will be more mail of all kinds here. Heads will rule.



Semper fu.

I know what you're doing; I'm not impressed. Let me know when you've learned how to actually flex. Did you get tired of sending Azz emails already, or are you double-dipping the ego's wick? Till then, Semper fuck yourself.

 #DVR IDOLATRY #MAGICK MAKES YOU SICK JACKO

[K_Dubb]

Hehe is Jacky doing magic

[Innerreach]

Hehe is Jacky doing magic

At all times, K.

[K_Dubb]

“…seemed to have a narcissistic personality style but without the feature of exploitativeness” Dr. Jarvis might want to reconsider that hahaha

[Innerreach]

“…seemed to have a narcissistic personality style but without the feature of exploitativeness” Dr. Jarvis might want to reconsider that hahaha

Jacko gives master manipulating females a run for their money, K. It's an exhausting cycle of expanding and retraction, and he's most dangerous to those paying attention.

#ON GUARD

[K_Dubb]

Jacko gives master manipulating females a run for their money, K. It's an exhausting cycle of expanding and retraction, and he's most dangerous to those paying attention.

#ON GUARD

Oh dear.  It is as bad as I feared, then 🥺

[Innerreach]

Oh dear.  It is as bad as I feared, then 🥺

 

[K_Dubb]

A true Svengali, then.  Thank you for the warning, babe; I was very nearly ensnared, being a vain and silly, weak-minded sort.

[Innerreach]

A true Svengali, then.  Thank you for the warning, babe; I was very nearly ensnared, being a vain and silly, weak-minded sort.

HAHAHA!  That's rich coming from you, K. Spiders can't catch lions, besides he's not the spider; he is the web.

[K_Dubb]

HAHAHA!  That's rich coming from you, K. Spiders can't catch lions, besides he's not the spider; he is the web.

Haha too bad, that spider has a lovely ass

[WORTHAUGERa]

I woke up and it took me a good forty minutes to remember... “oh, right, supposedly I'm gay.”

Why this is imagined to be a problem for anyone, I don't really know. Surely there are many problems we all have that not all of us share.

I don't have time for this. I haven't got time for the gay. I barely have time to deal with my own penis. I'm just sitting here on the shitter, minding my own business, and it's just dangling there, dribbling a bit.

YOU'RE IN.


Meanwhile, yes I'm still a virgin, no, I'm not interested, yes, I will consume my own essence, no, that doesn't include boogers... wow, you know what? Some of You ask some pretty wild questions. No joke. Nevertheless, I love and adore all of all y’all.

LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE WITH GRAPEFRUIT.

I haven't even opened my mail yet today. I've got e-mails, I've got voicemails, I've got letters, I know fuckin’ everything... and the reason I'm not simply just kilt, is because I'm really just that pretty. Just that; no other reason.

RAWR. I KNOW EVERYTHING. STOP.
HAMMERTIME.

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Sent from my iPhone
while shitting
like an El-Be Jay

[WORTHAUGERa]

Jacko gives master manipulating females a run for their money, K.

DAVID VINCENT RUBINI RAPED AND MURDERED MY WIFE.


Y’all ever seen that movie? It is one of my favorites. I would link to it, post .gifs and shit, but this iPhone Gboard Keybored is really hard for me to use.

I can barely do a thing with it. I'm trying to be cool, but nothing happens.

[WORTHAUGERa]

but desires men too apparently..

You were in such a hurry to go back to eating dicks, that you fucked up the ellipsis.

Some say They say, “never correct another man's ellipsis,” however in this particular case, I do not mind one bit. Consider yourself corrected, my little babushka.

This was not really what I had in mind when I opened a tunnel to the Sourceror’s Library, but fuck it, let's roll, Batmare made enough soup for everyone, and I let Batman bring spoons. Do any of you happen to have a face diaper within easy arms reach? If so, neck yourself immediately.


I'm not gonna lie, I get some pretty saucy emails these days. I just read three of them.

I'm beginning to recognize the purpose of alcohol now. So, I got that going for me. More after the break.

btw, these bionic arms are pretty sweet.

[WORTHAUGERa]

I don't really care..

A STATEMENT SO INNOCUOUS, I AM FORCED TO PROMOTE ATTENTION TO IT MYSELF FROM MY iPHONE.

Now, I don't remember The Good Ol’ Days (I am Jackstar, I am cool, I am Jackstar Cool, but I am NOT GandalfIRL, you know? Would that even be cool? Imagine having to cast CombMyBeard Lvl. 43, every g—ddamned morning), but it must have been a lot easier to find an eye of newt or an amber rod or some such shit, rather than a fucking Lightning Cable.

I remember reading about this shit. I knew it sounded like bulkshit then, and now that I'm living it, I know I was correct, and then some. Fuck you, Steve Jobs, I hope that cancer in your belly fucking hurt.