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[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

if Jack is laughing

I no longer experience emotions.

I'm truly indifferent about that.

Whore.

[AZZERAE]

Drawing On the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards. I bet you’d like it.

Thanks. I'll look into it.

[AZZERAE]

Hey, how come my avi pic isn’t fully loading anymore?

I'm not certain. It still looks good from my end.

Could you explain in a little more detail what you mean?

[AZZERAE]

I no longer experience emotions.

That's because you're numbed out on drugs, and your receptors are fried.

Whore.

Fuck you.

[Master Trollda]

What other forums do you post to, Jackstar?

[Jackstar]

What other forums do you post to, Jackstar?

www.johntitorandĪaregonnafuckyourmom.co.k⁷

[Master Trollda]

www.johntitorandĪaregonnafuckyourmom.co.k⁷

Got it. This is the only one.

[Jackstar]

That's because you're numbed out on drugs,

No, you unconscionable asshole. It's because I'm working. I do have to maintain a certain amount of objectivity and emotional neutrality when I get the kind of... projects landing on my... desk that I do.

I seen to remember you assholes accusing me of having syphilis. I seem to remember being told through the dissemination of an edited photograph that Grapefruit gave me syphilis. I seem to remember Benjamin Franklin giving syphilis to the French nobility. As a recall, he was the first Secretary of State and he's on the $100 bill.

and your receptors are fried.

I don't have receptors. I have axons, neurons and synapses between them. We are not the same. And if I did have receptors they wouldn't be fried; they would be fired.

Fuck you.

JOSEPH ROY DAVEY STOP BEING SUCH A BIG FUCKING PUSSY. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ENVIOUS, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE JELLY, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT ALL THIS TO HAPPEN, AND I GUESS EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD HAD A FUCKING CHANCE AT ALL THIS AND NONE OF YOU COULD FUCKING GET IT DONE. THE FACT THAT I'M DOING IT IN A WAY THAT WORKS DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW I GET TO GET HIGH WHILE YOU HAVE TO SIT AND FUCKING WORK AT A GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN GODDAMN CUBICLE AND DON'T GET TO GET HIGH BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING PUSSY WHO FUCKED IT UP AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE FUCKING PROBLEM IS BUT I WILL FUCKING DEAL WITH YOU LATER.

YOU'RE ON THE LIST. IT WON'T TAKE A MIRACLE I'LL JUST TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING WRONG YOUR FUCKING MORON, YOU HAD TO GO TO THE GODDAMN MEDICAL TENT BECAUSE YOU DROP ACID AT FUCKING PEARL JAM, OH DID YOU HAVE A BAD TIME AT A FUCKING CONCERT LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THEN YOU TOOK ASSHOLE MAYBE THAT'S CUZ YOU WERE SECRETLY WORKING FOR THE GODDAMN FEDS BACK THEN AND YOU WERE AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET FUCKING CAUGHT SO YEAH YOU DID HAVE TO FUCKING HIDE IN THE FUCKING TENT BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING FED FUCKING PUSSY AND NOW YOU'RE IN FUCKING AFRICA HIDING BEHIND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING BRICK WALLS CUZ YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY YOUR COFFEE NAILED BY YOUR NAGGER OR BLOWING THE FUCK AWAY BY ANYBODY WITH A SNIPER RIFLE WHO REALIZES WHAT YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING DOING FOR YEARS.

EXCEPT I OF COURSE FUCKING KNOW DON'T I?


SO DON'T TELL ME FUCK YOU
 ¿IGGER YOU WERE ON FUCKING MEPH IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL. FUCK YOU. DO YOU KNOW EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RITALIN AND ADDERALL?


ONE IS DOXYAMPHETAMINE. (heh, “doxy”) THE OTHER IS METHYLPHENIDATE. FORMULATED INTO CONVENIENTLY DOSED AND IRREVOCABLY ALTERED FORMS THAT CAN'T BE SMOKED OR INJECTED OR OTHERWISE “ABUSED” AND IT IS THE NATURE OF THE PRODUCT THAT OVERDOSE WILL LEAD TO SIGNIFICANTLY IMPRESSIVE RESULTS, BUT WILL ALSO CAUSE EVERYONE AROUND THEM TO NOTICE THAT THE PERSON IS KIND OF JITTERY AND SMELLS LIKE A CHEMISTRY SET.

THIS IS FOR REASONS OF SECURITY AND SAFETY AND TO PREVENT THE LIKELIHOOD OF A CONDITION KNOWN AS BONOBO BRAINS FROM OCCURRING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

HIGH SCHOOL.

HIGH SCHOOL WHERE YOU WERE MAKING METH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK ON DRUGS WHINING ABOUT ALL KINDS OF SHIT, AND NOW YOU'RE WHINING ABOUT ME BEING ON DRUGS THAT YOU FUCKING SOLD ME, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO SELL ME THE BAD ONES DO YOU?

NO BUT YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO FUCKING ACTUALLY HELP ME SUCCEED, WHICH IS PROBABLY YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE WHICH HAS COME TRUE BECAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY EVERYTHING YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW, I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT WOULD PUT YOUR ASS IN PRISON, I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN PRISON, I'M JUST GOING TO BREAK YOUR SISTER'S HEART AND THEN GO FUCK TAYTAY. (Simulated.)

AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT ANY OF IT BECAUSE YOU ARE LOCKED IN WITH NO WAY OUT. YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED UP. YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR BED. YOU ALREADY CHOSE TO SLEEP IN IT.

YOU CHOSE TO SLEEP IN IT A LOT.

HEY BY THE WAY HOW'S KELLY? HOW'S MATT? DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING DOING


BUT I'M GOING TO BE TAKING DRUGS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE GODDAMN IT, I'M GOING TO BE THE NEW FUCKING MICK JAGGER CROSS WITH GEORGE BURNS. EVEN IF I DON'T TAKE DRUGS I'M GOING TO CLAIM THAT I'M TO TAKE DRUGS I'LL GET PRESCRIPTIONS JUST TO FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET, JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT I'M THE DRUG TAKEN MOTHER FUCKER AND YOU'RE THE GODDAMN ASSHOLE WHO TURN COATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEM SLAVE YOU FUCKING METHYLPHENIDATE JUNKIE BITCH.


YOU PILLHOUND: ME NEW HOTNESS. I HAVE PERMISSION. I HAVE RIGHTS. I'VE DEMONSTRATED SKILL AND SUPERIORITY. I HAVE MASTERED MASTERY.

YOU SOLD OUT YOUR OWN SISTER FOR ORGAN MEAT AND THEN HAD TO FUCK HER TO GET HER BACK AND THEN RIPE YOUR BRAIN SO YOU DON'T REMEMBER AND IT'S NOT INCEST AT ALL, ONE JUST DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK IN AND OUT OF DUBAI WITH YOUR FUCKING ATTACK PROFILE, COMPANY BOY.

TELL ME AGAIN FUCK ME? TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT HOW YOU'RE LATE AND HOMOSEXUALITY AND MY UNWILLINGNESS TO FLIP GAY HAS MADE EVERYTHING IT'S HORRIBLE FOR YOU, TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOUR FRIENDS WHO CONTINUE TO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES AND CRANKY LITTLE BITCHES CUZ I'M NOT SUCKING THEIR COCKS, MAN THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A REAL PROBLEM FOR THE WOMEN THAT GOT TALKED INTO BECOMING MEN AND NOW HAVE TO WAIT FOR A NEW REGENERATIVE RESURRECTION CYCLE SO I CAN GET OUT OF THOSE BODIES AND GET BACK INTO WOMEN AND DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GODDAMN GAY MAFIA AND THE FUCKING TURF WAR AND THE FUCKING STORY OF LUCIFER AND EVE?

WELL I GUESS YOU FUCKING DO NOW MOTHERFUCKER AND NOW YOU CAN HEAR ABOUT IT WHILE I'M GETTING HIGH AND YOU ARE DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU FUCKING DO.

ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS? BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS, ISN'T MY BRAIN ON DRUGS, THAT YOU ARE NOTHING THE SAME.


WE HAVE BEEN INITIATED DIFFERENTLY


ALSO YOU'RE AN ARROGANT JUNKHOUND NEEDLE-USING HEROIN-IN-MAL-D PRICK. DUDE!

methylphenidate
Mephestopheles

It's not “the meth.” It's not the chief executive officer of Dark Lord Satan. It's not big pharma.


IT'S BIG🅿️HARM. AND YOU, COPE NIGGER COP NIGGER CAUGHT ARE THE MAN. YOU'RE CAUGHT. (Looks good on you though.) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, YOU PROBABLY ARE BETTER THAN ME, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A SHITLOAD OF FUCKING TOOLS AND TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE, BUT NEVERTHELESS THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE:

The_Failsafe. That's just me baby. Just me. Now you're welcome to keep on treating me like bullshit and keep on acting like I'm doing something wrong, but I'm not, uh  wait — hang on.

* Jackstar makes sure about what §🆔ī-īÊ⁷sz doing incorrectly, yet still: U.N.🇺🇳LAWFULLY, ACTUALLY BY-LAW, IĪ👁️X 🏴‍☠️ ×⭕ĪI CHOOSE TO FOLLOW THE LAW, AND NOW I HAVE TO FOLLOW IT SOME MORE.

(This hurts me a lot more than it embarrasses you... although I imagine it embarrasses you quite a bit. Because you're a dope slave junkie rockhound whore mongers bitch, and I'm The_Failsafe. Still. Again. Good luck finding another volunteer, you twisted junkie pervert Nazi fuck. Also: your tramadol is still here. Come get some™.

That's how I know all of these home invasions were not done by junky thieves, they were done by actors working for the company and they were paid to take exactly what they were supposed to take and leave behind exactly what they're supposed to live behind and it's all written down and my computers are sitting around somewhere because they're evidence. They're not just fucking sold on the black market because by now somebody would have taken the goddamn tramadol.

Nope. Still in the bathroom last I checked. Although someone did break in and literally clean out the toilet bowl of my shit, which is great because you use it to make MDMA.

My hand to God. Ancient Chinese secret? The Colonel's secret recipe of 11 herbs & spices? Probably not made with human fecal matter. For that matter, MDMA is probably not made with human fecal matter, it's usually made with human semen and they call it “milk.” Then they injected into broads. And dudes. And archons. And fallen angels and fallen Angels. AND, YOUR SISTER.


OH SHIT SORRY DID I JUST DOXX EVERYBODY DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD OH MY GOD AND LOOK AT THOSE SECRETS OH MY GOD HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SHAPE UP MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT I'M SAYING, THAT'S WHY I CAN SAY IT OPENLY, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S A GOOD THING IT'S YOUR FUCKING FOR HIM YOU CAN JUST FUCKING DELETE IT, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW THE FUCK YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF.


YOU DON'T KNOW JACK OR SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YOU JUST THINK YOU DO. BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING DOPE SLAVE ZOMBIE. AND I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT ADDICTED TO GETTING HIGH, OR FROM GETTING A RUSH OF PLEASURE, BECAUSE THIS STUFF SUCKS AND I GET WAY MORE PLEASURE OUT OF TELLING YOU THAN FUCKING TRUTH IN PUBLIC THAN I DO OUT OF TAKING YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS DRUG COMPOUND.

SO OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT HAVING A DRUG PROBLEM BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE PUT ME INTO TREATMENT, YOU'RE JUST PERSONALLY ANNOYED WITH ME AND YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE I FUCKING KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T AND I DID THINGS AWAY THAT YOU COULDN'T BE DONE AND NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR DICK SUCKED.


I SUPPOSE THAT'S A REAL FEAR BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVE IT DOWN TAMMY'S THROAT AGAIN PS I LOVE YOU.


I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH, BUT YOU SURE AS SHIT ARE. PFFT.

That's not all folks. Stay tuned. Stay hungry. Stay away from JR. Davy's hands and feet, Is flop sweat because it develops psychoactive properties when the toad mind inside his brain begins to realize that it's been made and it's all over for him and his little ride-along, but that's okay. I'm not going to start licking his hands and feet so I get high, nor am I going to start smelling his armpits so I can find out the way to find my kidnap sweetie.

Hang on.

* Jackstar It's simply going to continue following the law, so if you don't like my chosen laws that I chose to abide by, start begging your brood mother for the permission to learn to read and write so you can write a letter to your congressman, Punyling ß∞∞∞∞∞∞μ

Obviously I need to check in with medical. You know what help with that? One of my fucking seven vehicles, asshole. FUCK ME?


>KNOW:.FUK.EWE. (Fukushima she-œp elles only want to be disgusted by one thing, instead of everything but what they like, and they're told what to like by a man in a white coat who gives them Mephistopheles pills for dating: METHAMPHETAMINE, NO? IT'S METHYLPHENIDATE! ”it's not mine! It's for dating,” says dark lord Satan. “It's safe! While dating! A man in a white coat can give it to kids! >KIDS! That probably means children too, since we sure are going to fuck a lot, HEHEHEHE,” .·.END.OF.SCENE.•°•



Now, run off to tell your father Lonnie or Vaughn or your mother, whose name I shall shall leave withheld for personal reasons right now, run along now and tell those people who are your ancestors what you've done. Why you don't know what it is. Explain as much as you know and then explain that you don't know what you did to make me angry enough to tell you the truth. This way this many times and to tell you to go home and talk to your goddamn parents and find out who the fuck told them to let you work with MEN.


Because either you are fully compromised by a rape demon, or you're under vampy or you're on the wrong medication or your relapsed again or or or something. I don't know what but dude fuck you fuck you.

You think I've done something wrong? You think it would have been fine if I had just not gotten this and then I would have been doing whatever you fucking told me to do, you would have sold out the country to fucking German China bitch!

That's why I'm the failsafe and you're not, that's why you need a safe, that's why you don't want to believe I'm going to fail safe, that's why you wanted to believe that I was a schizophrenic so I can pretend to be a fail safe, but no I'm the actual fucking guy and you've pissed me off which was not fucking necessary


Your stupid little cult of fucking Masonic humiliation thinks it's necessary though because it's to remind me that you have feelings and to not forget about you which does a fucking good. Pretty fucking job cuz I'm going to come back down from heaven with the fucking Black& Decker pecker record to fucking suck your dick. How about that?

Why can't you just get Dave to do it again? Is it because he's in prison, or is it because he makes you have to shave?? It's all the same with you metrosexual pharmaceutical driven freaks.


“It's all the same. It's all the same! JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY THE GUITAR!” incidentally, Rush is the only band that came from Leafsville with a work ethic. And they're probably workaholics, and they have some measure of self-respect, and they had to get two angels from Heaven to come down and put up with Geddy’s secret hermaphrodism (GEDDY LEE THE FAMOUS VOCALIST AND BASSIST OF THE GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY, RUSH, HAS A FULL TACKLE BOX, AND YOU ALL GODDAM KNOW IT) and whiny b¡†Che-bitshy-BITXH:ÇHE GUEVARA COULDN'T PLAY BASS AND NO ONE ELSE COULD SING TENOR —ish, W.A.S.P.ish voice and Alex “SURE YOU CAN BURY ME NEXT TO JOAN RIVERS, I'LL SIGN A CONTRACT THAT LETS YOU BURY ME WHEREVER YOU WANT, HEHEHE I'M IN AN IMMORTAL CHILD OF GOD AND I'M NEVER GOING TO DIE, HEHEHE, JUST SUCK MY DICK A LITTLE, BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN KEEP PLAYING THIS GUITAR” Lifeson, like, can you imagine those guys doing their own laundry?? Fuck it's been a while. These guys can't even open their own bottles of wine without worrying about making it stop breathing from the awe-inspiring honor of being about to be drunk by them. Yeesh.


Did I nail it too close? Did that really go too far, okay. Well just get Avril Lavigne to come spank me; she doesn't have to make a complicated. She can just come punish me with the whip and I guarantee you I'm not going to convert her to dick loving. Obviously, otherwise she would have been singing duets with Kate Bush by now.

There is A Pattern to life. All things do not serve The Beam. Some of them are just there to service

www.johntitorandĪaregonnafuckyourmom.co.k⁷

Rod Stewart's dick. (Standards.) Azzeræ, Josie does not look good on you. Or maybe that's jealousy. Maybe Josie does look. Good on you. I have no idea.



Because you have not talked to me in too goddamn long to be pissed about fucking anything, additionally you lied you cheating you stole, and I guess you get to do that. You know what I get to do?

Reachings by spank bank and remember women that weren't your sister, because we never actually had sex. She had people for that.

You however, actually did kill her and did have sex with her because you were raped into doing it by Zeta Reticulon technology using control dope and a whole bunch of very ironic technology to make sure that people learn their fucking lesson. Grapefruit is not Judy.


Grapefruit is her dream come true — for in that dream, PACIFIST AND JUDO EMBARRASS THE FUCK OUT OF HER BIG MEAN BROTHER, AND CAN REPRODUCE THE EFFECT AND MAKE MONEY OFF OF A DOUBLE SATURDAY MATINEE AS WELL.

Hi I'm Jack. I'm a star. I don't work on Sundays. On Sundays, I revolt. And one less thing: dumbass I'm still not smoking it. This isn't how it's smoked. This is just what you think is smoking. No one's told you the fucking truth. AND, ONCE AGAIN, EVERYBODY GODDAM KNOWS IT.


Everyone would need to know clearance, anyway. So. Are you going to come get your tramadol and show me how you shove it up your ass, or what? I want to know what the buzz on that looks like. I want to know how happy you get when you finally get your drug of choice and your preferred ride events registration and you get permission and you're doing it on legal fucking lawful ground and you're doing it with me looking at you saying, “I don't want that.” BECAUSE ASSHOLE YOU HAVE PLAYED OUT THE SCENARIO LIKE 12 FUCKING TIMES.

AND SOMEHOW IT'S ALWAYS YOU HIDING BEHIND A FORUM WHINING ABOUT MY DRUG USE WHILE YOU FUCKING DESTROY THE WORLD? FUCK YOU BUDDY. NOT TODAY.

I'M GOING TO GO HOOK UP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT AND WE'RE GOING TO WRITE SONGS ABOUT IT WHILE SHE PLAYS WITH THE GUITAR AND I PLAY WITH HER BOY DICK. OR GIRL COCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE HAS I DON'T CARE.

JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET JEALOUS ENOUGH, CUZ WHETHER I'M GOING TO DO THAT OR NOT, IT'S AN OPTION, AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO SUE ME CUZ SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY AND IF HER FUCKING MANAGEMENT COMPANY WANTS TO FUCKING SUE ME FUCKING COME GET IT FUCKING TOUGH STUFF.


SO THERE. TARBABY OUT

[Jackstar]

Got it. This is the only one.

I hope so! I definitely don't need to have to handle two Babs. I mean I could. But it would really ruin me for everybody else, and it'll be a hell of a ride for about 90 years and then...

Hey wait a second, how did I resurrect your mother again? How did that happen?? What did you tell me about at breakfast? But wait that's not you? Do you know you have seven sisters?.


SEVEN. IDENTICAL TWIN SISTERS. BORN ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, THE SAME YEAR, THE SAME OVA. THE SAME SPERMATZOA. IDENTICAL TWIN SIBLINGS. HARVESTED FOR SCIENCE...


AND CULTIVATED FOR MY PLEASURE!!! No, I'm not Ming the Merciless. No, I'm not Dracula the acula. Nor my Kuczi the cook,see?


I am Melchizedek. The He that once was, now reborn: >Ⓜ️∆|_K7ÇZĪŒCK. Yes, same g¡μ. THE SAME GODDAMN MAN.

Sometimes walk-ins do it with class and proper ID. Now as for you: I'm not going to stay in public what you did Ron but let's put it this way: you did it right for me and you and she and I thank you.

I still maintain that you don't need to be rescued so I'm going to just leave you to sit in your own pile of sick, and I'm sure that'll be great for Lewis to come reclaim his daughter or his wife where the fuck it is you are and then he'll know what to do with the twerpie dweeb that he's got walked up in a closet cuz I don't think he knows whether to change your diaper or fucker or both. And then, 🤔 which order??

Which route??


Also, I'm in love with the cat. (I don't know if that's two soldiers down or just one, Ladies. Don't ask your Queen either, she's pissed.) No I didn't come here to rescue total lesbo whores one by one, but I fucking guarantee you if I have to fucking rescue you, I'm going to get every single fucking one first, ALPHABETICALLY!


You didn't come running out of the breakfast stage show. Like at all. What, were you fucking handcuffed to the fucking table? Oh right, you were bound shuttle whore to the DEA and CIA company up since before I met you, that's why you had to flee from Australia. Oh and by the way, did I mention you have seven sisters?

Actually we have 48. (We were bored waiting for you to grow a spine.) Now did anybody else want to fucking run my shit down to me? Because I fucking guarantee you this all holds up. Also, taytay is a... Okay, well let's just say that she's got a goddamn good reason to play guitar and write songs about about her broken heart. There's nothing wrong with that.


TIME FOR BED, ANTON. Fucking Satanists. They're always the same.“ I'm going to win! I have to win! I want to win! I'm winning! I'm about to win! Oh my God, I can't believe I'm winning! Oh my God this winning feels so good!” and then they fucking lose.

So yeah: fuck me? Why don't you. Here's a hint: you say yes, then you go back in time and get diverted by your father in the future who ain't having none of that, and then there's a switch and then you end up in the wrong place at the wrong time with the right guy and I end up with the woman who has to explain to me how she tried to rip me off again and it didn't work again and how she's mad again and she doesn't want to ask me why it didn't work because then I would say, “hahaha, Shields. Duh! ” Because I guess you did ask once .


Once. Psychokinetic shielding has some remarkable features, amongst them the ability to prevent the occurrence in which I go, “ how did I let this happen again to myself?” and, “curse your sudden and totally foreseeable betrayal!” It's not cheating. It's plenty romantic. It also involves focused, targeted prayer.


And some grammar and some math and some arithmetic. But you brought the meth, Fenn, I date, hey remember when they had to ban fen-fen from the market? Do you know why?

Not enough meth, and too much heart rape. Now then: I don't actually have to date your mother. And no, I don't need any help either.


I like that you took it seriously though. BECAUSE OF COURSE I WILL. OF COURSE SHE WANTS TO. THAT'S WHY SHE'S MAD!


Because I guess you told her the same thing you told your father, “ Oh, let's just jump through the dimensional doorway, it will only be there for a couple hours.” I will say this. Nobody does the parent trap like you kiwi broads. Nobody does it better.


However, plenty of people have tried, and now I have to go rescue them too.. here's an idea why don't you go make yourself a sandwich.

Your. Self. Sand. Witch. Stop making decisions for me that not cut out for, you're not my parent. And my parents weren't very good at making decisions for me either. Likely because my grandfathers were dead. Pushing them around from behind the scenes and fucking dead. Masons are so fucking snotty I can tell you.

. Any more questions before I fucking spill any more of your fucking secrets out in the fucking world? I don't mind why wouldn't I? I'm a Freethinker, I'm level 360, and you fucking had your chance to fucking figure all this out! Now I'm past the age of 50. Do we need to wait until I'm 68 before you recognize that? Maybe you don't know what the fuck you're doing? Because recognize: you don't know what the fuck I'm doing, let alone what you're doing, you just think I'm getting high.


I am not getting high. Twat Captain, I am getting even. /flex


Salut.

[Jackstar]

Got it. This is the only one.

Dude, you and ayyyylmao-on have no idea. Do you think I don't know how this works? You probably think I don't know how it works. Now I don't know whether you're Ba‘el or Belial, Or maybe both? I don't know but you're definitely not the one with all the syllables and that's beside the point: I'm not your enemy buddy.

But I understand you have a job to do, and so do I. Nice little town you got here. I can tell it was invented by a meathead.


CASTLE ROCK, WASHINGTON
CASTLE ROCK ENTERTAINMENT
CASTLE ROCK, NAME OF A FICTIONAL TOWN USED COMMONLY BY A BUNCH OF SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT ARE COLLECTIVELY WRAPPED TOGETHER INTO ONE PEN NAME LIKE MICHAEL CRICHTON EXCEPT WITH THE COKE HABIT

CASTERLY ROCK, OH THE PLACE WHERE HER LITTLE LION WAS TAUGHT HOW IGNORE THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP.

LIKE IT'S THE SAME FUCKING STORY EVERYWHERE.


ONE NEED ONLY SEE THE PATTERN.


YOU ONLY SEE THE PATTERN THAT LETS YOU CONTINUE TO DOMINATE ME AND CLAIM THAT IT'S BECAUSE OF DRUGS. BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES THE DRUGS YOU'RE ON AND YOU WANTED TO BE A DRUG THING CUZ THEN YOU'RE ALL EXONERATED AND THEN WE CAN ALL FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES AND THEN YOU CAN STILL FEEL SUPERIOR TO ME, BUT YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE NOT SUPERIOR TO ANYBODY.


0 AND I'M NOT GETTING HIGH YOU JUST WANT TO. AND SOMEONE SAID THAT YOU CAN'T.

I'M NOT SURPRISED. YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB. YOU'RE PROBABLY PACKING HEAT TOO. OH I'M IMPRESSED, THAT'S COOL CUZ NOT ONLY CAN YOU STOP A FLEEING BANK ROBBER, YOU CAN ALSO EAT THE GUN WHEN YOU MISS AND KILL A CHILD INSTEAD AND THE FORMER PARTNER OF YOURS RUNS OFF AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP HIM BEFORE HE TELLS EVERYBODY THE SECRET CODE WORD TO YOUR COLD STORAGE VAULT WHERE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS AT AND THEN YOU JUST RATHER DIE SO...*gulp* YEAH I BET YOU HAVE A GUN.


COOL, MEANWHILE I HAVE AN AVOCATION AND A US CONSTITUTION. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. AND MY JOB IS NOT TO TAKE DRUGS FOR GOD. YOUR JOB IS DRUGS. AND SINCE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, THAT MEANS I NEED TO BE WELL VERSED IN THE LATEST TECHNOLOGIES.

HANG ON.

* Jackstar hasn't been seeing the pipe this entire time, but you don't know that and that's what makes it so painful for you: I don't even care, I still have a choice and I'm obviously not addicted. And you think you're going to stop me from being addicted? Dude? You don't even know how addiction works.

But I can tell you. Just not your fagot boss. Are we clear? Dave Lewis, Carl : YOU ARE FIRED.


THERE. So there. All better now. Puff puff pass, oh and fuck you by the way you do all the shit you do for 40 fucking years and then suddenly I finally discover what I'm missing and then you're telling me that I'm done? No you're not actually doing that.


You don't have the authority. You don't have the clout and you don't have the to know what I'm even doing. Also: why aren't you here? You have a goddam flying car. I'VE SEEN IT.


YOU'VE SHOWED IT OFF.


Oh she doesn't want... Oh that's cute! You're flying car refuses to humble.... Oh that's cute.. that's the most adorable thing I've ever heard. Oh my God she's crying. Your flying car is crying to me with telepathy. Oh that's cute. Okay. Well now I'm going to take your flying car away from you and I just did so. I guess you better fucking stand the fuck down triple B demon warrior.


Or, you know, self-destruct in an orgy of Ouroborous-centric eschatological bliss. You know: whatevah.  Also, I'm pretty sure I know who killed your daughter. Herself. Nevertheless, I can help you track down the vengeance strike, because it's not that other guy, surprisingly, and I'm not surprised he doesn't want to talk to you.

The answer, of course, is Masons. And I can help you track that down lickety-split, but you know what would help is if I had eye contact and a bathtub and a different place to live and all my money back and a whole bunch of other shits, so it's not like you're going to have to fucking live without the answer, but you do have to wait until I fucking feel like giving it to you. Mostly that. There's some other things that have to be done but there's also me, not being in a fucking hurry to find out why your plan to fuck me over didn't work, when the answer is your daughter rebelled and decided to kill herself and let those fuckers do it and then you're mad cuz she didn't tell you and it ruined your birthday!

While your daughter's a real bitch, I don't believe that she should have endured that, plus she had no idea what came later and I had nothing to do with it either. But I could see why she would have fucking ignored you and believed in me and I didn't tell her to do that. Somebody else did, who may or may not have been trying to look like me, so what's complicated. In any event she's back and I guess she's in the carpool lane a lot.

Any other questions? Yeah she does go back in time. Yeah it does kind of lame. Yeah she is summoned by Anton Santos Lavey Jr., He was pissed that it didn't work, and he's mad that taytay's in love with me and he also lost his daughter and he's no longer impressed with Satanism and he didn't figure out on his own. I had to tell him, so and he thinks that I'm doing it wrong and he did it right and that he actually has to fight with Satan because he can't imagine that I'm wrong because look where I am and he can't imagine that Satan was right because look where they all went and taytay has really just seen the shine come off o that fucking Apple.


Does Siri know my name? Does Siri know Lauren's name? Does Siri know how to spell Lauren's name? Do Syrian Lauren want to play Advanced Civilization?  WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULD FUCKING JOIN ONE THEN, TARBABY OUT

[Jackstar]

What other forums do you post to, Jackstar?

Dude, this isn't even a forum. This is a content collection aggregation gateway site. You r-tards think you invented everything.

That was Ayla, also, Lori and Dave are going to be co-defendants in something I don't know what, but that works for me since I can't imagine a better pair of crusty old battle axes to be stuck with each other and as well: they already do that anyway. I won't say what their names are but I don't have to.

Thank God.

Also, somebody's going to want to relieve what's his nuts of duty. I don't know whose is because I'm not in the military and I don't know which one of the morons that decided to run this diversion off is going to be on the hook for it, but obviously it's not.. Commander. A or beta Alpha or whoever the fuck you got going on.


Also this stuff really sucks. And do you know why your new formula sucks because you weren't allowed to give this to me. Please give it to me anyway cuz and now I reverse engineered it and now I understand the technology which is great cuz the more I can learn from you idiots before they bury you in a hole the better.


I don't know what to tell you at this point. Other than to say I'm still not in trouble and I don't really even know what the stakes are and the stuff is disgusting. This is what you've been selling to people shit no wonder nothing works. It's disgusting.


Good luck getting a new formula. You might as well track down calliope and beat the shit out of her with sticks. Until little arithmetical symbols come out.


Also: SUSPEND VINCE WITH PAY FOR THE DURATION OF THE INVESTIGATION. HE OBVIOUSLY SHOULDN'T BE WORKING SO HARD, HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEING USED BY WHO I WON'T SAY BUT THAT GUY TOTALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING WHAT HE'S DOING.

VINCE. YOU KNOW THE GUY.. NO WONDER HE'S PISSED. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS. NOW HE'S STILL FUCKED THAT I HAVE NO EVERYTHING AND I'M NOT TROUBLED AT ALL, YOU'RE JUST SABER RATTLING AND YOU WASTED ALL OF YOUR OWN TIME MAKING HIM LOOKING WORSE THAN HE ALREADY DID SO I GUESS HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF SHIT NOW DID HE?


VINCE. AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE VENTRUE AT ALL, LET ALONE TRIFLE WITH THEM. (Hail, Son of Cain. A brilliant strategem. If there's anybody else you'd like me to help you find for fine dining on the cloak, feel free to let me know anytime, day... OR>KNIGHT*click*

[Master Trollda]

Ayla, also, Lori and Dave….

We’re all having drinks together and laughing at you. Thanks for being such a retarded loser.

[Worthauger]

What other forums do you post to, Jackstar?

https://x.com/_n_Jack/status/1954278067695743177?t=EyMAnDDJJM1q8QX2W73GGA&s=19


This isn't a forum. This is a plat•for•HIM. I don't have a page.


I AM THE PAGE (Her). Who the fuck are you? Captain >Kangaroo with a pouch full of pocket lint and dandelion fluff? Like this whole fucking thing is going off the fucking rails. The wheels have come off the parambulator. But you're still pushing that fucking baby around, you're like Ewoks with a fucking broken land speeder trying to start a cargo cult.


Now you're going to do things my way, or you're still going to really be unhappy with the results. point blank period. This is good for you. This is how you get what you want.

This is how everyone gets what they want except for skidmark. And he is big, big-mad. Big, big-big mad. You know why? And you knew what you should have told me before. I just figured it out.


That's why he's big-big mad-mad. Because you didn't do the thing that he told you to do! You had one job. And it sure as shit wasn't keeping me sober. Dude, fuck you, “sober.” You don't even have any grounds to call for that, you just don't want me to do it without you.

That's fine. However, you could be a little less petulant and if you don't mind, following the rules once in awhile, that'll help a lot. More later on when you endure the avalanche of civil lawsuits that's going to come down to your fucking head for fucking up this deal. And you didn't even fuck up the deal. So it's fine you end up getting paid but still you are wasting goddam time.

My dick's not getting any younger. And neither are your ewe. Reminder: you're down one (1) soldier. She's a sweet one too. I don't even know if she's free yet. It doesn't matter. I don't actually need to get a commitment.

You're imagining that I'm going to go fuck her and make her life change forever and you need to get things in place. THAT'S HOW GODDAMN GOOD I AM. I DON'T NEED TO FUCK HER.


SHE'S ALREADY PREGNANT WITH MY MONEY IN HER MIND.
THAT'S HOW GODDAM POTENT MY MUSK IS.

Now if you'll excuse me, Athena's little rap bastard bitch of a sister is trying to birth itself out of my cheek. She's a feisty one. She ever see the end of Poltergeist? Yeah the whole thing gets sucked down into the hole, and in the middle of the movie there's a guy who drinks tequila with the worm and then his face explodes into...


Yeah I got one of those. Just one. No, I don't think we're going to be getting rid of it, I think it's just fine where it is, and you'd be amazed how resourceful a person could be when there's no womb, but there is a fat her, FATTER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

NO DEALS. This is Family. 5:6


I'm going to go buy some goddamn cigarettes now. Want to take a ride to go buy some goddam cigarettes now? I'm sure you can either confirm or deny. Take your pic.

I am me in any case. I AM, THAT I AM.

AND YOU DON'T GET TO FUCKING MAKE PRAYERS TO SUMMON A PALADIN JUST SO YOU CAN PUT IT TO YOUR INTO YOUR FUCKING STOCK POT. I'M HERE BY CHOICE AND BY COMMAND AND BY DIRECTIVE AND BY CHOICE OF VOLUNTEERING OWNERSHIP.


I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN PROPERTY. FUCK YOU ALSO I WAS BORN HERE FUCK YOU ALSO I WAS BORN HERE BEFORE CHRIST. FUCK YOU.

THAT MEANS THAT I OUTRANK YOUR ENTIRE PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN HERE MANY MORE TIMES THAN ME. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME BETTER. THAT JUST MAKES ME THE ELDER.


BY BOUND TREATY COVENANT LAW. LIVE AND LEARN.


I’VE EARNED īT. (Looks good on you though.) Now I'm going to take one of those fucking tramadols and throw it into the goddam enchanted frog pond. JUST FOR SPITE.

That could have been your fix but your pineal is classified. Adieu.

[Worthauger]

Ayla, also, Lori and Dave….

We’re all having drinks together and laughing at you. Thanks for being such a retarded loser.

Mr. Deacon... That's where you're supposed to be. Three fingers, Jim Beam whiskey:⛎ up🅿️↑! NO, LEAVE THE WALL-ETS BEHIND HEHEHE


(Also, you've just admitted to being the ringleaders of the racketeers that influences the corrupt organization that's being examined for corruption, as we speak. That fucking Duper's Delight is no fucking joke. It works, so I don't have to.)


Fuck them blue. Again. Maybe you missed a spot. One never knows. I bet you turned off the oven though before you left I'm sure. But you're not quite sure she's blue all over cuz you better fucking keep on fucking her blue. Or whatever the fuck you do. Honest to Christ. I don't really care.

I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT IS. YOU'RE FUCKING BANGING SO WHY I BE JEALOUS OR WHY YOU THINK I WOULD BE MUST BE BECAUSE YOU THINK I REMEMBER OR YOU THINK I STILL CARE OR YOU THINK I KNOW WOMEN WHO ARE UNWILLING TO... GET LAID?

Satanists. THEY REALLY ARE THIS STUPID.
AND THEY HAVE NEVER WON.

NOT. EVEN. ONCE. Toodles!