(Jackstar's "Tower" ).
If
this Tower turns out to be
My tower... y'all can expect me to be every bit as happy as everybody at the end of Caddyshack was, except for the Judge, Smails, and his cunty bishop friend.
Enough for most of you for the least of reasons, will be that I will be extraordinarily surprised, and I will allow the peasants among you to observe my surprise in public. Don't be eating your own dick like the great John McAffee once rashly promised... Oh, by the way, what happened to the penis course of the anti-virus banquet? Did somebody eat that dick already? Did they save it in the freezer? Did they get a doggie bag for John McAffee’s dick? I'm not just looking for gossip, this is culturally relevant to my interests.
I'm just saying I would totally get dibs on that thing. I'd even trade a couple foil Reyas. Just for a piece of the tip; get serious! of course he faked his death, who the fuck doesn't, Sam Kinison, David Bowie, David Attenborough, David Northrop, what the f*** is it with all these guys named “David” faking their death? Well... the sniper probably was named “Dave.”
As a courteous reminder, I'll remind you of this: it's a lot harder to fake someone else's death then it is to fake your own, but it's basically impossible to fake breaking somebody's femur
by accident. Let that sink in.
Femurs, penii, duffle bags filled with big black dildos. What do these three things have in common?
Answer:
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED.
