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[Master Trollda]

Pardon me, do you have any Grays for me to poop on?

[Jackstar]

The worldwide offensive to permanently liberate humanity from the Satanic Khazarian mafia is intensifying on all fronts, multiple sources agree. The biggest next move is to return Ukraine to the bosom of mother Russia, according to senior sources in the US military space command. This will deprive the Khazarian mafia of control over their ancestral homeland of Khazaria (Ukraine).

The fall of Ukraine will cut off drugs and other money laundering activities that support the fake administration of “fuck” Joe Biden, the sources say. Remember when an Anglo Saxon says “fuck you,” it means they are ready to fight to the death. Many Americans, especially in the military and the agencies, are doing just that. And make no mistake, this is a fight to the death as any aware human now realizes.

We are dealing with a Satanic cabal that is actively trying to kill you and your family.

Trying? Weak. More like crying. “Oh, Jack; I got nothing better to do all day, than to sit around and daydream about the day you go to prison and are killed with two roosters from the back of the class.”

This is an actual steel-toed quote I had to endure hearing, while still projecting an aura of polite curiosity.

Diplomacy: it's a job. It's comedy that is gelato. Time to go to work and blow off some steam. You might thank me later. Or, you might not. (Blank) shrug.


I hope all y'all of all y'all are doing alright lately. Sorry I haven't checked in lately. Been kinda busy.

Still no vaporizer. That's too bad. I better just get used to the idea of unmarked helicopters covering up the truth. In other words, no more speeches, no more books, no more dirty looks from Fruit & Tater Salad. (But apparently I can still sing my poetry. Sweet.)

THE LORD is coming. SOON.

[Jackstar]

come down hot.

Currently experiencing a creative hold–up. Back to the drawing board not an option; it's still on fire.

Plenty of things to talk about.
No impetus.
Winning growing seasonally tiresome. Also, communications with my mastermind group have broken down. Given that I'm supposed to be on vacation, this is not the problem that it might seem to be, nevertheless it does give one... Pause.

On the bright side this is the first Saturday night (edit: still absent as of Monday) in I don't know how long that I have not had to deal with the Shadow Dragon Hydra and its unseen influence on the lives of those around me. While this is certainly, generally very good news, I am a bit taken aback to discover that I now must be held to account for what some fucked—off A I. Construct has done in My Name.

The penance is, of course—brutal. It's Hell. Nevertheless its best, I've found, to get such things out of the way tout suite.

Still no vaporizer. [...] THE LORD is coming. SOON.

Maybe I broke it, and am in denial. I better go check.

[Laser]

Currently experiencing a creative hold–up. Back to the drawing board not an option; it's still on fire.

Plenty of things to talk about.
No impetus.
Winning growing seasonally tiresome. Also, communications with my mastermind group have broken down. Given that I'm supposed to be on vacation, this is not the problem that it might seem to be, nevertheless it does give one... Pause.

                               ***

Maybe I broke it, and am in denial. I better go check.

Stop blaming yourself. The Internet has been stultifying for a long time. A creeping ossification in the pineal gland of the MATRIX. There is a Deep Capture going on for all psychic freedom.

[Jackstar]

Stop blaming yourself. [...] There is a Deep Capture going on for all psychic freedom.

These are warm, encouraging words transmitted by a coherent beam of light. I thank you for pointing out my facetious sarcasm for the wildly overblown and exaggerated fantasy that it was meant to be perceived as.

I lose a lot of nuance with the text recognition. I was thinking of switching to writing everything obsessively in longhand, but I'm concerned that I might end up with a pencil stabbed into an ear.

Sheltering in place is no defense against such terror.

[Jackstar]

I thank you for pointing out my facetious sarcasm for the wildly overblown and exaggerated fantasy that it was meant to be perceived as.

All too easy.

The penance is, of course—brutal. It's Hell. [...] Maybe I broke it.

By will alone, I set my mind in motion.

[Jackstar]

Currently experiencing a creative hold–up. [...] I better go check.

Nanobots are imagined to be working correctly. I suppose I could just be imagining things and I'm merely mentally masturbating some hallucinatory narrative so as to distract me from conceptualizing an uncomfortable truth, but as I'm clearly aware of the possibility, I'm willing to allow it.

Oh, BTW, did I mention? I have nanobots. I don't even need any of you dorks to believe me. I already know they're doing something, what I might be deceiving myself about is whether they're acting helpfully or not.

THE LORD is coming. SOON.

Wait for it. Almost any of all y'all can stand around with your jaws hanging agape if you honestly think it'll help—but that's not ever been anything that's ever worked for me, that's for sure.

Meanwhile, Elmer says “piss off.” Adorable. The kid should probably lay off the royal juice.

(No, I'm not publishing this, I'm just hammering the Preview button at the quantum level.)

[Jackstar]

Nanobots are imagined to be working correctly.

yep, It's gonna talk to me.





In fact, It already had.





Find me full of (blank).





And if that were all it took, any of the ewe could have done it.





Some of Them, think they're in a lot of Trouble.





They don't know The Half of IT.





Look, look, read, read: everyone is invited...





Except for (insert-name-of-biggot-here-NOW).

SHE GETS TO COME LATER, (BLANK-O).

[Worthauger]

I ain't recording this shite, my nibba. I've got five (blanks) to feed.

[Worthauger]

« Reply #442 on: Today at 11:32:32 »

LET
IT
RIDE
ALL THE SLEIGH
UP.
(A TWO–LETTER WORD IN THE KING’S DIRECTION)

apku.

[Worthauger]

A tardigrade has been quantum entangled with a superconducting qubit – and lived to tell the tale. It is the first time a multicellular organism has been placed in this strange quantum state and raises questions about what it means for living things to be entangled.

DAS RITE MAYNG

[Jackstar]

This whole “not-doing-what-I-want-to-be-doing” thing is really beginning to chap my ass. WTAF, PS?


Love Your Friend,
Jack Stark

P.S.: The “PS” above, stands for “Punyling Scum,” in a transposition algorithm so simple, even ewe minds can handle parsing that fact without it being strictly necessary to unduly point it out.

P.P.S.: I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.


END OF LINE.

[Worthauger]

I found this kind of gin that's indigo, mang. WTAF. FU BLU

[Laser]

I found this kind of gin that's indigo, mang. WTAF. FU BLU

Taurus/Gemini combination makes a mean drunk.

TIFOWK

[Worthauger]

Omaha Nebraska G—d damn it 1923 Ski-Doo Mother f***** do I really have to do this every f****** time JUSTICE. END OF LINE

That's good enough. now I'm going to bed. Hump day is the f****** wurst. Hey do any of you read the f****** news anymore, cuz I really recommend knocking it off forever. I'm just sayin’.

That being said, I think I'm going to go read the news. Peace? Tzia! Yeah, I'm not going back to bed with that ewe, gross. Just know. Hard f****** pass.

I mean yeah later sure of course. What did I say? End of LYIN’.