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[Jackstar]

Toro bull: GFon...

[Jackstar]

Toro bull: GFon...

I'm on it. Cheerspite Cheesecake Demands Kurdish Steeplechase.



(yeah, (X) is ultra-jelly, wow, what could that even be like?)

[Jackstar]

I busted myself down: I’m back to Human Class, Level Zero. Don’t cry for me, Argentina, & send no flowers… I’m just not paying the guild dues this season, as a form of political protest. (Also, the mice voted to bell the cat. Go fig.)

Go on. Go play, Punylings. I dare you. I double dog dare you. I Trips Diane dare you! Question you have to ask yourself is: “do I feel lucky?”

‘Course ya do! G-ddam Punies always g-ddam do. *spit*

[Jackstar]

Cheerspite Cheesecake Demands Kurdish Steeplechase.

I let them all eat cake. Trust Me, know Me, believe Me: at that point, it made all the difference in the world.


SAYONARA, SUCKA M.CEES!!!

[Jackstar]

How the bloody eff did I miss this? Must’ve been while I was in the basement playing all that spin the bottle.

Imagine the syntax.

[Jackstar]

I’ve already planned it;
Here’s how it’s gonna be:




THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME IS A CHERRY TREE.



Donate to the ASPCA. DO IT. DON’T TRY.
DO IT.
—J*

[Worthauger]

I'm going to rip off your (NOUN) and (VERB/NON-SCATOLOGICAL) down your (CRITICAL FOUNDATIONAL STRUCTURE FOR LANGUAGE).


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyFKggeDM9Zj8sQ2IvDWI7JMK9m9_fUkj

This playlist has not gotten the attention that it has earned, deserves, & cries out for like two luxury cruise liners steering past a (NOUN/SLANG TERM FOR A SHITLOAD OF MONEY) and passing each other notes asking for weatherperson sitreps in study hall at night.


And, because of all these reasons and more, I have decided to scalp you; and burn your village to the ground.


HE FUCKING MEANS IT.
TOTES.

END OF LINE.

[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

Pretty salty sweet, n’est-ce pas?

[Laser]

Pretty salty sweet, n’est-ce pas?

Did you wave your fantastical magickal wand or did that rude fellow over there drop his BS like a plate of Hanukkah latkes?

[Jackstar]

Did you wave your fantastical magickal wand

Stolen. Don’t need one anyway.

or did that rude fellow over there

… who?

drop his BS like a plate of Hanukkah latkes?

You’re asking the wrong Human. I don’t use my quite limited powers of clairvoyance for this kind of thing—tell you what, how about you go find out, then report back.

Here: take this sack lunch; I brought it for ewe, but that’s okay, you look hungry.

[Jackstar]

tell you what, how about you go find out, then report back.

This totes badass boilerplate is not getting the attention it deserves. I wish I had a c.v. so I could pin‘N’paste this to the top of it.

Hello, Bellgab. Good nutrition has given you strong length of bone, but all of all y’all are not that too many generations removed from poor white trash, now are ya?

‘Course you’re not! Here, have a drink & a burger on Me… because know Me, believe Me, trust Me… most of all y’all here on this are completely fucked.
 
TOTES. Go ahead, wiggle around a little bit. It’ll make my morning shift as a lumberjack easier to deal with, as well as more personally enthralling. Rawr!

Hi! I’m Jackstar. I enjoy long walks on the beach, reverse engineering deprecated cryptographic technologies, and announcing oncoming cataclysms with a style, panache, & a je ne sais quoi coupled with a certain joi de vivre that far advances & out-strips the puny research corpuses (corpi?) of has-been amateurs like Dr. Doom, David Wilcock, and of course, the current leader of The Opposition Against All That is Good & Holy… Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Yeah, that’s right: We got Her. She was trying to piggyback into Heaven off of the back of dear ol’ Betty White, but believe me… that’s not the first time We’ve seen that trick tried to be played before. At this point, We’re getting pretty good at nipping these kind of shenanigans in the bud before they get out of hand. Practice makes perfect!

Say “hi!” to your moms for me. Give them Our best… and remember to thank your local Ground Crew PIO. Semper fi



(Hi, Mom! HNY GBY NTF)

[Laser]

This totes badass boilerplate is not getting the attention it deserves. I wish I had a c.v. so I could pin‘N’paste this to the top of it.

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He did rip this down tout suite. Something to preserve for posterity.
Insight into the mind of a sociopath. HIM, that is.

[Jackstar]

Something to preserve for posterity. Insight into the mind of a sociopath. HIM, that is.

Virtue… signalling, sleuthing, or sloth? Discuss.

[Starr Mountain]

Happy New Year!