tell you what, how about you go find out, then report back.

This totes badass boilerplate is not getting the attention it deserves. I wish I had a c.v. so I could pin‘N’paste this to the top of it.
Hello, Bellgab. Good nutrition has given you strong length of bone, but all of all y’all are not that too many generations removed from poor white trash, now are ya?
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Course you’re not! Here, have a drink & a burger on Me… because know Me, believe Me, trust Me…
most of all y’all here on this
are completely fucked. TOTES. Go ahead, wiggle around a little bit. It’ll make my morning shift as a lumberjack easier to deal with, as well as more personally enthralling. Rawr!
Hi! I’m Jackstar. I enjoy long walks on the beach, reverse engineering deprecated cryptographic technologies, and announcing oncoming cataclysms with a style, panache, & a
je ne sais quoi coupled with a certain
joi de vivre that far advances & out-
strips the puny research corpuses
(corpi?) of has-been amateurs like Dr. Doom, David Wilcock, and of course, the current leader of The Opposition Against All That is Good & Holy…
Dr. Ruth Westheimer.Yeah, that’s right: We got Her. She was trying to piggyback into Heaven off of the back of dear ol’ Betty White, but believe me… that’s not the first time We’ve seen
that trick tried to be played before. At this point, We’re getting pretty good at nipping these kind of shenanigans in the bud before they get out of hand. Practice makes perfect!
Say “hi!” to your moms for me. Give them Our best… and remember to thank your local Ground Crew PIO. Semper fi
(Hi, Mom! HNY GBY NTF)