Don't believe a word he says, for your own wellbeing.He's got multiple personality disorder, and refuses to take his meds.
I think I hear a bus coming.
Better yet, walk in front of it.
I love the smell of fatwa in the morning.
And this is what you live for, right?
The thrill of knowing that I must once again climb the mountain in order to get my show thread stickied once again makes rolling out of bed each morning stone cold sober all the more worth my while..
Apology witheld...
Perhaps all this is is an episode of psychotic depression, manifesting itself as a 'Jackstar is the enemy' type thing.
[REACTIVATE STICKY]
do you see any lasagna on the floor?