Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 739072 times)


Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
« Reply #496 on: March 09, 2022, 07:45:56 AM »
Clarivoyant, precognitive: whatever you wanna call it, I'm the one who saw all this all coming from miles & miles away. Now, I'm down to just five hundred feet. Now, that's progress.

I'll be in the shower practicing the Terminator pose if anyone needs me, every goddam morning. *portal*

Are you sounding a little down in the dump, Turtledove? Maybe you could use some time honoured old school gumption. Don't let that coop get you down.


Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar -- "S/He/IT's worth it."
« Reply #497 on: March 09, 2022, 02:24:46 PM »
Turtledove? Maybe you could use some time honoured old school gumption.


https://vocaroo.com/1hTLMXzJjiMl




5mwJ - 04Mar22 – "Isn't this a nice day?"
« Reply #501 on: March 10, 2022, 09:51:20 AM »
https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1501857716070805508

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Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #502 on: March 10, 2022, 09:53:02 AM »
This faggot plays "Chess," with himself.

Invisible Wookie. Blow.

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Note that the NetworK remains largely & essentially offline (Ed.--We're hot.) due to scheduled, perfectly normal & regular, totally routine maintenance issues and mandatory licencing requirements. (Also there are challenging problems with certain internationally recognized treaties and their signatories over certain Questions of Spelling. G-d Bless S0urcerores & #Our Troops.) Here's a couple of sippy cups: go have a drink with someone you care for. You can all & each take turns hammering Refresh like a crack monkey on the banana button board. It's alright. No one will judge. We've all been there. Welcome to my Me Party.

It's gonna take some time and inclination to get these 11.11 gigawatts back up to 55 miles per hour. It's not an ideal speed, but it's the target I have been given a mandate for, and, G-ddammit, my life has meaning. I'm not an animal, I am not just going to cover myself in greasy peanuts and roll around on the keyboard while frantically barking at the mic like a spastic elephant seal.

That's already storyboarded out for Season 3. Meanwhile: stay tuned stoned.


THUNDERDOME PROTOCOL
IS BEST PROTOCOL


Careful, astute Readers will note: the timeline features eletions.


https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1399472594890285057


It's still May here.

Huh. Someone forgot my birthday.

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1501863582056665090


I really liked this one (1).

5mwJ - 10Mar22 — I'm Like A Bird; I'll Only Fly Away
« Reply #504 on: March 11, 2022, 11:00:49 PM »
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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1502418646441680897



5mwJ - 12Mar22 — 24711-TEEN
« Reply #505 on: March 12, 2022, 11:37:18 PM »
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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1502790097401380866



Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #506 on: March 13, 2022, 06:14:11 PM »
Invisible Wookie. Blow.

I have a shitload of content to drop, but I'm not doing it today. And would you like to know the reason why?

Course you would. Well, for now, I'll just say this: I don't fuckin’ feel like it... today.

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Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #508 on: March 14, 2022, 02:18:26 AM »
https://twitter.com/angryseattle/status/1503026627566968838

Welcome to the party, Pal; say “Hi!” to your mother for me, semper fi

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #509 on: March 14, 2022, 03:57:05 AM »


Someone watch this for me, and report back later, would you please? Would you kindly? I'm busy.

Don't do my dirty work for me. This house has been cleaned.