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[WORTHAUGERa]

pate, are you being an asshole for any particular reason?

I retract the comment coming up your butthole.

[WORTHAUGERa]

I hadn't done it this way. Does it even really matter? All you got to do is just do it whatever way and then scream, “Hunter Biden!!”

I'll be in bed screaming if my knees have anything to do with it.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Individuals begging for debriefs will be rewarded in the afterlife by being debriefed.

[Master Trollda]

pate, are you being an asshole for any particular reason? like is it a jealousy thing, or a quota thing, or what?

Of course it’s a jealousy thing. You see, he wanted to be Lee’s only pet and because we so regularly stole his attention away from pate he’s developed a deep seated hatred of us. Remember when pate used to cohost with Lee and Lee would have to pull his choke chain to get him to shut up? I do. Ahh, good times!

P.S. I don’t read the absurdly long messages you write to my inbox, so you’re essentially journalling to yourself there. 

[WORTHAUGERa]

Of course it’s a jealousy thing.

Well, I wonder what that's like? Must remember to G.I  Goonior Joogle.

Remember when pate used to cohost with Lee

Not even a very little bit. Intriguing.

P.S. I don’t read the absurdly long messages you write

That's because you wrote them yourself, Brain Gamer. Look at you, seen it all. Smug and haughty.

so you’re essentially journalling to yourself there.  ;)

Well, actually, I have some important news to share with you.

to my inbox

Somebody's groupies have been surveilling me for years, apparently there's some new paradigm or some shit. I don't fuckin" know or care.

At any rate, there's some classified information that can't be emailed at this moment and you didn't want to know about these instructions anyway, right? I mean come on man, who would?

Of course it’s a jealousy thing.

At this point, even hot tuff fuzz are jealous of me. An eclipse? Pour moi? Pour trois? How many people just figured out everything “this morning”? Even your community research corpus stands outstanding for this kind of thing. (Surprise! I sunk your surprise party!! Now please send one (1) maid, I assuming there is something ready, and then I'll leave when they get here and then they'll leave when I get here and then I'll leave when they get here and then we're not going to be Cha-Cha-ing.)

Handle your shit, or lose it. Apostille: Off-Line.

This social butterfly paradigm penny board will keep them busy for months. By the way, this morning was awesome. Yeah, I totally can't I.D. anything. Oh, yeah, that's me, I'm Lyndon Baines Johns Son damaged. Minions! Take me away!!

p. s. Hey, could you do me a tiny favor, and contact my X — note that I'm using the word “contact” here — and INSTRUCT H3R on the ways and means moving forward? No Hu-Hu. No Rush Limbaugh.

No job opening. Know ZUGZWANG. *click*

[WORTHAUGERa]

Individuals begging for debriefs will be rewarded in the afterlife by being debriefed.

Oh, yeah: you want this content. Yeah you do. Well, tell you what.

I've already considered. Name forgotten.

(NAME WITHHELD) ain't even talked to me since I yelled at her an easy 26 years ago. (Ooops. Tell too much truth to a Pisces, and you might never see them again... until they show up in the header and the footer of a class_dox in Hackensack, New Jersey) Sew, go fish, or bust.

No, I am not talking about sex. "Content" here refers to a few mp3s and some stuff I could mash together and produce an audio product suitable for listening... I just don't feel like it right now. I'm busy washing my hair while my pancakes brush my teeth for breakfast.


It's hard enough to focus on my weblogins while being so steadfast in my unwavering discipline. #Knight, #Knife, or #Knail... ?
Is there a hashtag expert in the house? (Boom clap.) In any event, I don't have time for either right now. Thanks for asking.

The truth is, baby doll, no one else would take you, and I always would have. There's your sign. Can you knock her lights out for the keys? (just kidding... they're likely already out.)

debriefed.

I'm out of the delivery game. Too much nacho, not enough sauce. Also I have a (blank) car, not a high-flying one with a Lion pilot.

So basically yes.

[WORTHAUGERa]

I retract the comment coming up your butthole.

Yeah, I dealt with that in the simulator. I am sure ewe will be available. If you need something or someone else, I just don't know.

Look, I retracted the comment, I ain't gonna suck the poison out, yo.


Why don't you just raise your shields? Hahha, just kidding, they're always up, always on, and, fire willing: ALWAYS GOD.

[WORTHAUGERa]

P.S. I don’t read the absurdly long messages you write to my inbox, so you’re essentially journalling to yourself there. 

If you don't read them, how do you know it's journaling? Sloppy job, M.O.S.S.A.D.

Just shred them all, they're not meant to be studied, what a pointless waste of time. I just can't even imagine what your experience has been. Never any doubt for you, always totesblank to me.

WATERTOWERTOTALWATCH.
I am not at your service, thanks for asking. Try again later, I have literally watched my phone contacts list be scrambled </Feldman>In_Real_Time, which I have seen plenty before, but always freaks me out, Wendy.

Waste of time. I am picking up lots of skill points in managing my micro, however, and it's hard to complain about that.




(*Do you think she's jealous yet? Many Bothans were sacrificed to make this gas pilot light heating element function at its proper spec o' Glory. So, she probably is. Still, I'd like to be sure. The last time I got stoned and watched (Blank) was days ago, so that's a good idea, sure.
I'll be in the shower if any body needs me.*)

[WORTHAUGERa]

Yeah, I dealt with that in the simulator. [...] ALWAYS GOD.

Who keeps taking down my content? I need answers, People -- and I need them now.

[Worthauger]

Who keeps taking down my content? I need answers, People -- and I need them now.

Let me rephrase: who hoot-hoot took down my content to begin with? Like where did that request originate from? Come on man it just happened accidentally... Just a little accidental effort... Look look, read read I know you're embarrassed.

But you're not going to be.

[Worthauger]

Come on man it just happened accidentally

The stuff some people are embarrassed by is sometimes the stuff that fills my daydreams and sweet wet night dreams with visions of Paradise. My hand to God. One man's trash is another man's treasure I don't like that one. It's trashifying.

Must remember new ways to camouflage a Vengeance Strike and then Google to see if they've been trademarked. Well I don't know about any of you but I got enough to do for the next 4 months that I would even have to leave the house for and I'll probably go with it in 4 hours anyway.

What's the word for I win that means we're done here forever no matter what but I'm still having fun? Must remember to OWNED *click*

[WORTHAUGERa]

But you're not going to be.

Let this one stand up and walk out of the room peacefully within 5 minutes or... well actually I don't know what's going to happen I got to take a shower again.

Whoever you are your last life you're going to carry it forward to the next and embarrassed isn't going to be it, in either/any/totesboth direction. This kind of thing was a real problem for my father he was very much raised in a shame-based learning system, he came from a part of the world where it was run by an overarching dominating communist machine and to be successful in society one had to be a good cog in a good machine.

I'm a terrible cog for a machine that has all his cogs but I'm a great one for one that's missing only one, since I'm a empathetic metacog. Now I know that sounds like the greatest shaggy dog story you ever heard, but those are real things. Also there's a rumor going around that I killed myself, guess what cuz-he didn't kill himself ever. Nice, what you guys are like: a mouthful. come on. Voice recognizer. There that's better.


Yeah a rumor was intentionally started that I killed myself. Decades ago. Mysteriously this was timed to happen at exactly the time I decided to drop out of society in order to test some variations on grid skipping principle equations. (It's a niche field.)

I don't know if that's five answers yet but when I get five of them I'll redo it has audio and then there will be a Tell — but No Show.

[WORTHAUGERa]

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What's the word for I win that means we're done here forever no matter what but I'm still having fun? Must remember to OWNED *click*

DOMINATED. No, that's not it. Pretty close though. Must remember to Google how to Google for names of words one doesn't know the names of.

[Worthauger]

Let this one stand up and walk out of the room peacefully within 5 minutes or...

Perhaps if a low-carb option were to be offered, that would encourage compliance, however this isn't a driving order, this is merely an indication that certain general freedoms ought to be respected where Everyone are concerned.

[Worthauger]

Yeah a rumor was intentionally started that I killed myself.

Imagine having this kind of free time — that shouldn't even be possible. Nevertheless still appears to have occurred so one has to consider the reality:

I really am that totesbadass. Hot damn I'm never going to be depressed again for as long as I live. I really made it not only that I really made it years ago! Imagine the smell. Especially since I haven't taken a shower in 4 days?

I imagine it's pretty manly, pretty hunky, probably pretty pretty. I'm really not really all that handsome. (Talk about envying my freedoms and hating me for having them; I can have it anytime I want and I don't even bother. Imagine the avatice. The existential angst. The obvious ability to produce doctorate little feces and yet a complete lack of interest in doing so. What could it possibly all mean?

Yeah well don't bother staying tuned cuz I'm on fucking strike Mike click drop

Yeah a rumor was intentionally started that I killed myself.

I find this out in 2009. I think to myself, "well that certainly explains a lot.” one might think somebody would have hurt me a letter or called my parents to see if I were still alive or if it was true but that's not actually how things work in Nancy Drew A Landline Land Map to the Stars home so you can speak in a knife and take their children and teach their teddy bears how to prevent rapes.


You know, all this security is for a reason... Sometimes, feeling safe is not safe at all. Sorry if I seem like a crazy idiot to some of you people, but if you're falling for that_gag you might as well get to kill the line all the way up to the head starting from the tail, meanwhile I'll be out the back through the front door in a minute.

In Minecraft.