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[Laser]

Please do. I just swallowed my nightly lobotomy.

So, without the appropriate crib notes I'll fail the looming pop quiz miserably.

When we were little we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle-- We used to call him Tortoise.

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.

Smooth

[Jackstar]

Smooth

Blah blah guardians of turtle Island blah blah
Upon its back I AM the Earth.

[Jackstar]

cry baby cry

[AZZERAE]

It won't always be like this. You always won't be a schizo, but that's okay, you know you like it.

My body is a gulag.

[AZZERAE]

Smooth

[Jackstar]

cry baby cry

elephant trampoline telephone (FW)

[WORTHAUGERa]

elephant trampoline telephone (FW)

I just woke up from a dream; I couldn't remember my mother's telephone number. She hasn't had a phone for seven years, and I'm running around her house, looking for a goddam telephone book.

Then some other stuff happens and I realize I can't contact her anyway, unless it's an EMERGENCY. Now, police are involved. Uh-oh. I wake up, and here it is: it's a Clash Of The Titans. Again.


So, it's a bit of a hot mess. Let me tell you about the girl who poisoned me with Mercury — she doesn't actually have to come back at all.

Of course, I could be wrong and I probably am. I'll just watch this grass grow. Stupid grass. Dumb pollen. Asshole grasshoppers. Whatever.

Smooth

You should post something cool next time, like, “quantum insertion detected.” It'll give you some  gravitas. You might like it. Live a little, huh?

[WORTHAUGERa]

My body is a gulag.

My sympathy is indeed boundless. Start passing those messages back and forth, Mr. Peanut.

[Jackstar]

I just woke up from a dream; I couldn't remember my mother's telephone number.

I'm eating your psych eval for breakfast.

[Innerreach]

[Jackstar]

It's getting a little late for all these last minute hail Mary passes to all keep getting caught, someone's gonna start getting suspcious. Nevertheless, brakes put on, project on hold.

Kuczi vs. "The Cryin' & Whinin' Bottle & Birdbath Company Co." has a nice ring to it, sure, I'll admit: but it's still not getting me out bed.


I think someone has underestimated just how badly someone is pissed off. It's not like it's me. I'm not just, just the patsy, I'm co-operating here, and I shall continue to co-operate. Don't look at me! I'm not even wearing any pants. - MCK


p.s.: Not that I don't like pants, I just don't think they would benefit me right now. ta

[Jackstar]

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The hard part was convincing the elephant that they were not going to let Edison electrocute him afterwards. (I know I'm not convinced.)

[Innerreach]

The hard part was convincing the elephant that they were not going to let Edison electrocute him afterwards. (I know I'm not convinced.)

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1524241484047798273

I have an understanding of what all the fighting was for.

[Jackstar]

It gets me hard when people call me (Blank) now, I'm not going to lie. This cloning vat technology is fantastic on the reprogram. Recommended.