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[Laser]

I am happy They are no longer using flamethrowers on the pigs. That was awful. Using me on them may be more barbaric, but at least there's less or no squealing.

We know you would take every consideration and care with those woodside creatures.

[Jackstar]

We know you would take every consideration and care with those woodside creatures.

You Don't Know Jack about shit fuck off

[Jackstar]

You Have A Great Talent 4/for working with others; you possess tact and refinement. You have a highly developed intuition. This provides you with insight into personalities and situations. Therefore, you act with tact and subtle persuasion. You possess a kind of radar, avoiding the landmines within another's personality, yet bringing out their goodwill. These abilities make you the perfect diplomat. Your abilities are better expressed while working with others than by working alone. In the same way, you perform better in a partnership than in a leadership role.

You seek balance and peace in all relationships and situations. The key to your personality is sensitivity, but there are two sides to the coin: You have the ability to perceive the thoughts and emotions of others, and can work gently with others for a mutually shared goal. This makes you a great asset in any group endeavor. However, your sensitivity makes you vulnerable. You can be thrown off balance by an unkind word, a conflict, or by hostile conditions at work. You are far more upset by these conditions than people without your sensitivity. While others appear to be enduring troubled times with a modicum of turmoil, you suffer the turbulence of life as if your very survival were at stake. In difficulties, you tend to persevere and steadily erode the resistance. You are like a gentle wind that shapes the rock.

You are friendly and open-minded. You are a great support person, pulling the best out of those around you. You are the power behind the throne. You are indispensable to the leadership of another, providing insight and advice that is essential. Yet, despite the invaluable service you provide, you often do not get the credit and recognition you deserve, which can be frustrating. Your natural modesty and the enjoyment you get from being An Important Asset is usually satisfaction enough for you. Close relationships are essential to your happiness. When single, you dream of finding your "soul mate." When married, you are concerned with your spouse's needs, emotions, and thoughts. You are an outstanding marriage partner, giving, thoughtful, and conscious of meeting the needs of your loved one. You provide great support for your spouses career. You are a passionate lover. Parenthood is not an easy role for you, probably because you lack the will to enforce discipline and need a tranquil, delicate, and harmonious environment.

You are blessed with a high degree of musical talent. You have a good sense of rhythm and harmony. You are a good counselor with an inborn talent for psychology and finely tuned intuition. You like marching music, drinking songs, and ribald off-color ditties about oddly-dressed men on journeys of unusual duration and destination.

It's not like I need to practice. Cheers;

[WORTHAUGERa]

It's not like I need to

 ... take a bribe, or a fall, or a dive, or a knee, or catch a bullet in my teeth, or my chest, or in my vest.

so fucking tedious, I can't even be bothered to emphasize those words. ZUGZWANG.

[Jackstar]

That's my philosophy!!!

JUNE. Yeah, it's a “philosophy” an “emergency,” all right.

[Jackstar]

JUNE. Yeah, it's a “philosophy” an “emergency,” all right.

Honestly, no wonder there are rules against killing oneself, planning to kill oneself, actually getting away with faking it, collecting insurance money, and organizing workers to sabotage local means of production... it's all such terribly good exercise, as well as an endless source of personal amusement. I mean, it looks like it would be. How could I ever really be sure certain?

So, I'm glad I'm not doing -that.- Thankfully--and foresightedly--it's something else. More, after the break.


(Yes, I'm not very pissed off. Not really. Not At All.)

[Jackstar]

(Yes, I'm not very pissed off. Not really. Not At All.)

Our good turn of the screws are another Miller/MATTER.

an “emergency,” all right.

I better wents back to college. Hopefully there still will be time to save everyone. Let us check the adventure & invasion time table: GET OUT. So I'm uncertain which (3) way (5) to publish next.

Just pick everything for now on; it's just easier. For me to stay awake. I imagine it works that way as I need to.

Check out the big brain on Dad. (GET OUT.) I think that's his horrible daughter. (SPELL CHECK.) Might just be a troll. (MIGHT BE TOO.)

Literally can't do this.

[Worthauger]

Saturn has turned retrograde in thought-provoking Aquarius, encouraging you to re-evaluate a relationship in your life that has been on shaky ground. The influence from this cosmic wake-up call could help you decide to hold on to this person -- or encourage you to finally move on from them.

Literally can't do this.

So, I decided to do something else. But I have Clergical Emergency Powers. Yeah. For real, and I just woke up today and they're turned on! I got a bunch of other stuff to do, that I couldn't do before... coz like, I got more power. I got emergency power.

“Divine Emergency Powers“. Get out. (Ed.: Please stay.) Free hat. Dat acronym is mos dep. Somebody could have put an 'r' in there somewhere I'd be herpy-derpy happy. Would it take to get that thing put in reverse? Oh well I don't have to Google that later I know it'll be Cyrillic. You know I might just have to fucking take it with Bernie Sanders and go to Russia for a wedding. We'll see I don't know what's going on anymore.

I blew up the inside world and then blew up the outside world and then blew up the inside world again and then I don't think I'm going to blow up the outside world coz like it looks like it's doing it's just fine on its own.

So, We literally can do this for another few weeks. A few bottles of wine and a few boxes of macaroni and cheese; we're good. Left wrist feels like it's on fire but that's just cuz I was very ergonomically unbalanced today, I felt bad about it but I wanted to give people a chance to catch up: because I write so goddamn fast.

Now just imagine how fast I can think about doing things even faster; and then take note of the things that I have chosen to do slowly. Like take a shower, take some low hanging fruit, or take myself out to a rave, which has never been the point. I don't see why anybody didn't want to ask, but... Raven says that there's a very good reason. Sorry, I didn't know that that at all that's very sad.

So sad. You know what's even sadder, nobody even knows that my sister was killed. Or that I even had a sister. Some dudes been running around trying to pretend that he's my brother even though he's not, because he thinks that's funny, coz like I think it's pretty fucking funny too. David was trying to eat on it too. It was a cool joke, but I eventually explained that that wasn't going to work I don't have a brother I'd have a cigar, I'd have a singer, I never had a sister kind of sort of... And yeah this is getting to be all pretty real in it. (You know her name, please don't tell me. Thanks.)

[Worthauger]

Saturn has turned retrograde [...] (You know her name, please don't tell me. Thanks.)

Oh, my mother is beaming. Good that means she finally made it to heaven and I can shut down the arklift tractor-reactor project, which is just another way of talking about why my mother and her sister had a fight. My mom won.

[Worthauger]

Today is the 6th month, the 6th day, in a year that doesn't contain the number 6 but it does contain three twos, and the sixth card of the Major Arcana is The Lovers; and the 8th card in my major account spread is strength. Usually it's JUSTICE, BUTT I made an exception.

You can see where this is going. 66222. Possibly this is the UN-OUT zip code of the beast. Importantly, it's been about 65 million years since I've had a hug, so... Yeah. today was a good day. For Team KUCZI... the team with The Advantage. I am sitting on my seat, and that's all the edge I need.

* Adjuticant Pol offers you all a virtual hug.

Yo, that should do it. You feel totes better now. It was much better than hugging Cats.

[Jackstar]

Today is the 6th month, the 6th day, in a year that doesn't contain the number 6 but it does contain three twos, and the sixth card of the Major Arcana is The Lovers; and the 8th card in my major account spread is strength. Usually it's JUSTICE, BUTT I made an exception.

You can see where this is going.

« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 11:11:22 PM »

I'm going to have to assume that I have 11 people that I adore and not 22 or 44 because I can barely handle the notion of two let alone two arteries... Look it's getting tiresome. I suppose you all think I sit around all day doing nothing but smoking drugs huh. Well, no I don't. I do lots of other things. Day for blowing up the outside world with a whole bunch of changes to informational pathways that have been set in stone for some certain time.

Also, I got gas late last night, which was fun. I should probably go get some gas now. Wait! Wine! BOTTLE!!

Fuck it; I'll go out and get gas in the daylight. I'm cooperating here, you see? I know you see, and I know you don't know that I got an email from the slander at number one but I'm going to go check her out. Why?

BECAUSE EVERYONE ASSUMES THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN'T DO OR I'M AFRAID OF IT OR IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR SOMEONE. Actually: it won't. I know you could have knocked me over with a feather when the woman who showed up 7 years later claim that I needed to get a restraining order against a woman who had been gone for 7 years, I looked at her, I was like, “what the hell do you think a fucking restraining order would do to help in that situation?” Well, moving forward in time, I can see what Source Errors she made in thinking she was ever going to be using that for. Still little did you know...

[Laser]

I wonder what that feels like. What Mastery is that hat for?

The contemplation of consummating one's own supreme essence.

[pate]

[Jackstar]

I suppose it is wildly inconvenient that I in fact do not abuse drugs, myself, or other people, as that makes it simultaneously awkwardly apparent that you and your ilk have been trying to humiliate and swindle me for... wait for it... YEARS, lol, YEARS, holy shit, and that since I am so relaxed about it, it probably affects your combat dance moves if I don't actually... you know, get agressive. Or enraged. Grrrg. Arrgh.


Let me be clear: some of you are actual toddlers. Run along and play, try not be nice, it won't kill you, I promise.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Alright. I guess I'm at bat. You got you got a better idea, you got about half an hour I'll come home with beer and ice cream