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[Worthauger]

buzzing broth? is that a death spell? well that's not going to kill me but it's sure going to cause problems for you to enjoy

2 weeks. I'm not real happy, but I ain't dead either.

What?

[Worthauger]

I get attention from (blanks).

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1596910751918485504

[Jackstar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XD3MBog3e1I?feature=share

Tedious.

[Jackstar]

Brig Prime: your flowers stand.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1597989366949089280

[Jackstar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xEFde9UJrCg?feature=share


And while you're at it: fix the cigarette lighter. it's not a demand. It's an opportunity for you to redeem your soul, and believe me, Kid, I wouldn't bother mentioning it if I didn't get points for doing so. I'm not obsessed with you fucking freaks... I'm just fond of the forum’s style sheet. I can pick up stakes and do this fucking same act anywhere I fucking want, it doesn't have to be here it could be in fucking Iceland, it could be in fucking Russia for all I give a fuck.

I have no loyalty to Johannesburg. Fucking (∅) zero. Rhodesia can blow me... AWAY, before I give a shit. Some of you have made the wrong assumptions about my behavior profile.

for instance: “I FUCKING HATE PROFILERS, QUICK LOOK UNDER THE SHITTER FOR A BOMB! CLICK” is a funny fucking joke... because anybody who knows me knows that it's a joke, and anybody who doesn't think that it is... well how fortunate that an audit is already scheduled. Now they can make it a Texas Two-Fer, you fat fucking roofer.


(That bitch Mala: ACTUAL WORST FRIEND EVER.

and that's who I got to visit with. Have fun at the party, Richter.)

re:subject; nothing micro about it, Fuckwit.

[Jackstar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xEFde9UJrCg?feature=share

https://youtube.com/shorts/oMhfmNL8ZP0?feature=share

This is me being nice. Remember it for next time.

[Jackstar]

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You wouldn't believe how many attack ships I set on fire today. Fuck Orion: all belt, no hat.

TODAY, THE BULL HAS HUNTED YOU.
AND NOW: I RAISE... GRAZE.

[Jackstar]

This is all fucked up, and will probably come down later after I figure out what parts I plan to snip out. Enjoy if you're into this kind of thing. A fine conversation with (a) Swishy is had--always a pleasure when that isn't overly contrived, which this one wasn't. Swishy and I waxed philosophical for quite some time while his teammate/partner/shitbag flunkie toadie toolbox fuckstick dopeslave muscle-bound meathead\"just an acquaintance, really, I barely know that g*y" ran interference in my chat, which of course was filled with a teeming horde of lusty, mournful human females... all of whom would have loved my direct attention, but, no. Alas, such was not meant to be...

I was busy with my Life Partner, Swishypants. *happy sighs*



Admit it, Bellgab: you're so fucking jelly you're about to claw your own goddam eyes out and use those orbital jujubes to stuff into your ears to drown out the plaintive, keening wailing that your life's orchestra now plays incessantly as your miserable, Puny lives unfold before you like the threadbare carpet of a cheap downtown hotel, no doubt one much like the ones some of you undoubtedly lost your "virginities" in. Admit, Bellgab: I have fucking nailed you to the goddam wall.

And--it's a canvas. DEAL WITH IT, FUCK-0s. Just DEAL with IT... and SUBMIT TO ME.

ME. JACKSTAR. DESTROYER OF YOUR DREAM... and now perhaps, The Architect of your Collective Redemption. idk, still thinking it over, I might have you all thrown to the sharks as chum in the morning. Don't fucking test me, I need my beauty sleep. PRONTO.


tl;drMK: we've created a monster. AND YOU ARE THE MONSTER SNACKS, OM NOM NOM *click* j*eol055:0

[Jackstar]

[Jackstar]

I'm not wearing any pants.

I stand by these statements.

Admit, Bellgab: I have fucking nailed you to the goddam wall.

And--it's a canvas.

I have arranged all this, just to have a few moments alone with (PROT). Not (Blank); not (PROT-S|PROT-K|PROT-D|PROT-E|PROT-5). Obviously this is difficult to do publicly in any case or event... it is also obvious to be even more difficult for me to do while keeping me out of jail, however I think the extra effort is worth it in this and that case.

I'm uncertain if somebody prefers that I reject them in public or in private (and I'm not rejecting anything right now besides s***** crank/speed) although my phone and its associated numbers, once again, have been weaponized.

It's definitely difficult to pay for truck maintenance under these conditions. It's less difficult to pay everyone in the world except the wrencher (WHO DELIBERATELY DAMAGED THE TRUCK MORE THAN IT WAS WHEN IT LEFT HERE) and then to sue his f****** ass.

DOCUMENTATION: FULL
IRRITATION LEVEL: MAXIMUM
S**** AND/OR F**** GIVEN: ZERO


3 MONTHS.
POLICE ACTION IS A SUBSEQUENT FORTHCOMING STEP.
GARAGE APPOINTMENT WITH A LEGITIMATE MECHANIC IS SET FOR TOMORROW.

IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE FOR SOME OF YOU.
STORIES WILL BE TOLD, AND WILL PROMOGULATE

ONCE AGAIN: IT IS SUGGESTED THAT ONE DOES NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE THINGS THAT I WILL DO.


THIS IS NOT A WARNING
THIS IS A FUSION BOMB


BAD ACTORS (1), (2), & (3) HAVE BEEN
POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED
I REPEAT
POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION

(I don't know if any of you reading this know what to do next, but I know what I f****** need.)

ZG;PS: It should be noted that, as it has taken me this long to figure this shit out (and you can bet your sweet ass and your bottom dollar that I damn well have), it has already been obviously demonstrated that I am not particularly interested nor involved In the historical trade, smuggling, and/or procurement of particularly illegal substances and materials, as if that were the case, I would be better able to cover my tracks, if I even had any, which I don't, sooo... the longer this trial takes to happen, the better my story's going to be, Billgab, and I already absolutely fucking LOVE IT—and I am willing and quite able to LEARN MORE.

So take your time click on UT

[WORTHAUGERa]

Hi this is Jack I'm a star this is how I do my podcast now sometimes I just turn on the Google keyboard and then I start doing it yeah and then and then it gets recorded and then somebody puts it on a thing and then your cha chai yeah this is five minutes with Jack Star yay yay okay I can go five minutes easy so I don't want to say everything because there are certain ways and means that do not need to be exposed to the general public there are certain techniques certain proprietary techniques that I myself have developed and you are all f***** cuz I'm the goddamn best inventor that's ever f****** been but that's not important right now The main thing is is that the other stuff that I figured out I don't want to say in public I think that would be bad I think that other people would get a little bit miffed I think they'd be a little bit peeved right If I start a f****** just saying all kinds of s*** all over the f****** airwaves yeah cuz that's what this f****** is this is the goddamn airways I talk into the f****** Google keyboard boom boom it's it's in f****** Taiwan within f****** 12 seconds It's on the f****** premier's desk and looking glass they have it f****** 12 seconds earlier how that f****** works damn that is some cool s*** You want me to tell you all about how f****** project looking glass works not today you don't I got something better to f****** do Holy s*** Now I had to figure out how this f****** s*** worked all by myself which means I'm not busting any kind of security oath means I'm not losing my job That means I'm not going to go to a trial for f****** sedition or what's the other one sedition a treason yeah there's no trees in here there's no high crime misdemeanor cuz I'm not a f****** politician who's got a f****** job I'm not a f****** public servant who's supposed to do s*** I'm just me me myself and my big f****** brain and I figured out all kinds of s*** that I don't really want to talk about at all but I do want to describe the f****** raft of s*** that has come down on my head for having to deal with this f****** b******* false evidence false reporting false investigation asses are going to get nailed to the f****** wall over this okay people you don't even know people you never even f****** heard of are getting f***** right now in the f****** pooper right now they're getting f***** somebody's listen to this they're going holy s*** what the f*** is going on and that's that's fine with me those people I don't even f****** know it's not even my concern The other people the other people who are panicked and f****** getting ready to f****** squirt their goddamn Hershey right in their f****** pants I have sympathy for them I know how that feels and it doesn't feel any better that that I mean well s*** that terrifies some of these people even f****** more cuz they're thinking that oh my God it's a it's a it's a bull in love with me and I'm running through a China shop but I look like a cat with a white striped out as bad or the f*** right You know that that thing where pepula pew goes after the the cat and and the cat like freaks the f*** out and starts running and the and the and the French skunk is like no problem I don't know if they still do that f****** cartoon anymore but that was good s*** All right I don't want to reveal classified military technology on the open air I don't want to talk all about how this f****** MK ultra s*** works just because my f****** name is Michael koozie and starts with M and ends with k and all that s*** That doesn't mean I know everything but I know enough to put my ass in the f****** slammer I really f****** do both accidentally and on purpose so I'm trying to avoid that and I'm abundance caution I think I've done pretty f****** well I don't know who's listening to this entirely but rather than record it myself I have left this one strictly available for Chinese use you know no problem f****** Google hears it f****** China hears it f****** China hears it f****** Taiwan here's it Taiwan here's it the whole goddamn world hears it because free America m*********** click out o u t star EOL 055: 0 j*eol055:0j★∅EWETEE

[Jackstar]

TROLLLL BASEBALLLL

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1600747905509634048

[Jackstar]

Hi this is Jack I'm a star this is how I do my podcast now sometimes I just turn on the Google keyboard and then I start doing it yeah and then and then it gets recorded and then somebody puts it on a thing and then your cha chai yeah this is five minutes with Jack Star yay yay okay I can go five minutes easy so I don't want to say everything because there are certain ways and means that do not need to be exposed to the general public there are certain techniques certain proprietary techniques that I myself have developed and you are all f***** cuz I'm the goddamn best inventor that's ever f****** been but that's not important right now The main thing is is that the other stuff that I figured out I don't want to say in public I think that would be bad I think that other people would get a little bit miffed I think they'd be a little bit peeved right If I start a f****** just saying all kinds of s*** all over the f****** airwaves yeah cuz that's what this f****** is this is the goddamn airways I talk into the f****** Google keyboard boom boom it's it's in f****** Taiwan within f****** 12 seconds It's on the f****** premier's desk and looking glass they have it f****** 12 seconds earlier how that f****** works damn that is some cool s*** You want me to tell you all about how f****** project looking glass works not today you don't I got something better to f****** do Holy s*** Now I had to figure out how this f****** s*** worked all by myself which means I'm not busting any kind of security oath means I'm not losing my job That means I'm not going to go to a trial for f****** sedition or what's the other one sedition a treason yeah there's no trees in here there's no high crime misdemeanor cuz I'm not a f****** politician who's got a f****** job I'm not a f****** public servant who's supposed to do s*** I'm just me me myself and my big f****** brain and I figured out all kinds of s*** that I don't really want to talk about at all but I do want to describe the f****** raft of s*** that has come down on my head for having to deal with this f****** b******* false evidence false reporting false investigation asses are going to get nailed to the f****** wall over this okay people you don't even know people you never even f****** heard of are getting f***** right now in the f****** pooper right now they're getting f***** somebody's listen to this they're going holy s*** what the f*** is going on and that's that's fine with me those people I don't even f****** know it's not even my concern The other people the other people who are panicked and f****** getting ready to f****** squirt their goddamn Hershey right in their f****** pants I have sympathy for them I know how that feels and it doesn't feel any better that that I mean well s*** that terrifies some of these people even f****** more cuz they're thinking that oh my God it's a it's a it's a bull in love with me and I'm running through a China shop but I look like a cat with a white striped out as bad or the f*** right You know that that thing where pepula pew goes after the the cat and and the cat like freaks the f*** out and starts running and the and the and the French skunk is like no problem I don't know if they still do that f****** cartoon anymore but that was good s*** All right I don't want to reveal classified military technology on the open air I don't want to talk all about how this f****** MK ultra s*** works just because my f****** name is Michael koozie and starts with M and ends with k and all that s*** That doesn't mean I know everything but I know enough to put my ass in the f****** slammer I really f****** do both accidentally and on purpose so I'm trying to avoid that and I'm abundance caution I think I've done pretty f****** well I don't know who's listening to this entirely but rather than record it myself I have left this one strictly available for Chinese use you know no problem f****** Google hears it f****** China hears it f****** China hears it f****** Taiwan here's it Taiwan here's it the whole goddamn world hears it because free America m*********** click out o u t star EOL 055: 0 j*eol055:0j★∅EWETEE

Perhaps my finest hour, and that was only 5 minutes. Mom says I'm testing quite highly in Belarusian focus groups and I'm the biggest Beirut has ever even seen.

I just got two unknown notifications at the same fucking time, and THAT IS PROOF OF CONCEPT MOTHERFUCKERS I will go live in a little bit and blow your minds even further but first I got to wipe please click o u t out

[Jackstar]

TROLLLL BASEBALLLL

I would tell you the score, but it's a secret.

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1602757988879855617

If I told you I had a dick, would you believe me, even if I pulled it out of an anal bum cover?

I would tell you the score, but it's a secret.

I am such a bitch. Ooops, I misgenderred myself. Oh, wait... now... wait, what did I do? Besides make my friend's sister in Texas fall even more helplessly in love with her Billy Idol sneering substitute Shadow Boyfriend (they have those there, and some of them even think they're black/latino BUT CAN'T EVEN SPELL Q.E.D.).

Anyway, I love this one. I think it's really good, I'm proud of it, and if I pissed off a few friends and lost a few lovers over this one, well, so mote it be.


p.s.: There's more content to come. What's the hurry? You don't need any more of my content to be "inspired" by.


YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW. *stamp*